I became the cat of the million-up owner

Saturday night, sunny weather.

At 55:[-], Yi Siyun held the fruit plate and crossed his legs, and Shi Shiran sat on the sofa chair on the left side in front of the computer.

At 57:[-], Tuotuo rolled into the work room from the game area. When he saw Yi Syun, he was so excited that he "meowed", stood up and waved his short legs to hug him.

At 58:[-], Yi Siyun was playing kiss with Tuo Tuo.

At 59:[-], Gu Shi carried Yi Syun's thermos cup and the freeze-dried tow, and strolled into the workshop in a dark green pajamas, like a full-fledged old man wandering the streets.

At eight o'clock, Gu Shi sat down and opened the live broadcast room.

"good evening."

"hello."

The two greeted the camera, and Yi Syun withdrew his head and continued to tease the little cat. He didn't even need to look to know that the barrage was bound to overflow the screen.

He saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room had almost exceeded 600 million.

[Good evening, Brother Gu! 】

[I Yi is ecstatic! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh couple in the same frame! 】

Because today there are not only fans of Gu Shi, but also fans of Yi Sheng bacteria, and... CP powder of Gu Shi and Yi Sheng bacteria.

[And our drag anchor!Three chefs are ecstatic! 】

【Drag baby, Mom/Dad loves you! 】

Oh, and of course our pussy-dragging fans.

Barrage is looking to the future.

[I guess this family of three is expected to be in the top [-] together this year. 】

[Here it is recommended to open a separate live broadcast room for the drag anchor meow]

Yi Siyun teased the cat lazily, and heard Gu Shi's calm and calm voice rang next to his ears: "Today, I will broadcast a relaxing and happy casual game called Golf Battle."

In the really relaxed background music, Gu Shi manipulated the mouse and tried to move forward, explaining the rules of the game to the audience.

"This game has only one purpose, which is to send your golf ball to the last hole, but along the way, you will encounter a lot of obstacles, and you can only use the mouse to control the golf ball to help it. Make a trajectory so that it can climb up smoothly until the end of the highest point."

As Gu Shi said, he had already reached the first checkpoint, and in front of him were five overlapping rocks that formed steps.

Gu Shi dragged the mouse.

"Pull the mouse in the opposite direction, and the golf ball bounces in the other direction, but it bounces off easily, so—"

"Drip!"

The golf ball jumped between the second step and the third step, bounced off the wall and rolled down slowly. Under the influence of the power, the car did not stop——

Falling all the way back to the original place.

"It's easy to start over."

Under Gu Shi's extremely subtle but not negligible change of expression, Yi Siyun at the side kindly spoke out to explain.

He watched Gu Shi's disastrous operation, and sighed inwardly, already predicting the ending of this live broadcast.

"Dug, if your dad cries later, remember to comfort him well, huh?"

Yi Syun picked up the kitten in his arms, stared at those big confused eyes seriously, and spoke in a low voice.

"You must not call him a dish, did you hear me?"

Sitting shoulder to shoulder with Yi Siyun, Gu Shi who heard everything: "..."

He played another round with no expression on his face.

"Well, it was just a hint, now let's do it again."

"Drip!"

The golf ball soared straight up, and fell down hard due to the gravity of the earth, without moving a step.

"OK, let's do it again."

"Drip!"

The white ball jumped three times in a row in the air and successfully jumped to the top of the ladder!

"—Patter."

Downhill due to kinetic energy again.

"Drip-drip-drip!"

In the end, it is irretrievable to return to the original point.

Gu Shi: "..."

Tuo Tuo aside: "Meow!"

A barrage of "hahahahahaha" flashed across the screen.

[After Fighting the Landlord, I finally discovered another game that Brother Gu is not good at. 】

[Developers add chicken legs!Such a game Modo Modo! 】

[I just love to see how Gu Ge wants to get a refund but is unwilling to do so, wu~~]

[In front, you have been added to the assassination list by Brother Gu, so be careful when you go home at night. 】

"He doesn't have time to assassinate you, don't worry, he won't be in the mood to do anything else if he doesn't clear golf these days."

Yi Siyun caught a glimpse of this barrage by chance, and interrupted with a smile while hugging Tuo Tuo, which immediately provoked another wave of crazy barrage output.

[Thank you for knocking again at night. 】

[Who knows Brother Gu's heart?Brother Yi understands. 】

[Speaking of which, how long has it been since the first level of the anchor? 】

Yi Siyun glanced at the time.

At [-]:[-], exactly half an hour after the start of the broadcast, Gu Shi is still persevering in the first level, and the progress of the game has been zero so far.

The painting style of the barrage gradually changed from gloating to loving and distressing.

[Brother Yi persuaded him, why should we embarrass ourselves, because the FPS is not good, or because Doudizhu doesn’t lose fast enough, we don’t have to use this game to torture ourselves. 】

[Tonight's live broadcast room should have a BGM that will be better tomorrow. 】

Yi Siyun couldn't help laughing.

He received a silent and resentful gaze from Gu Shi.

"Okay, I'll play for a while, you take a rest first, go listen to some music to calm down."

He was very understanding and took the initiative to find an excuse for Gu Shi to escape from golf, and was determined to sacrifice his time with cats to challenge this legendary light-hearted little game.

Gu Shi nodded quickly, gave up his seat without delay, and casually said "I'll go and see the documents for a while" before leaving the work room with an elegant posture and as if oiling the soles of his feet.

The barrage didn't understand, but was shocked.

[It's the first time I've seen Brother Gu love documents so much. 】

[Look at the document to calm down, it's no wonder that I, Mr. Gu, calm down so freshly and refinedly. 】

"Come on, Tuo Tuo, say goodbye to Dad."

Yi Siyun waved his chubby hands to say goodbye to Gu Shi, and grabbed the mouse as soon as he turned around.

Happiness was written all over his face.

After waking up, Gu Shimei said that playing games was too exhausting, and he was only allowed to play games for half an hour a day to satisfy his hunger——

What can you do in half an hour?

That is to say, you can't eat more chicken in one and a half rounds.

Yi Siyun had been waiting for this opportunity for too long.

"I'll broadcast it to Gu Shidai for a while, and continue golfing!"

He has long wanted to start playing.

This game can stump Gu Shi, in Yi Siyun's opinion, it must be very interesting, it must be quite challenging, it must be his favorite type!

Ready, GO!

Let him feel the taste of a challenge!

Click the mouse to calculate the trajectory, jump in the air, and adapt to the situation.

Golf battle, let's go!

Two minutes later, Yi Siyun: "..."

Why does he feel that this game is not difficult at all?

Once Gu Shi hadn't climbed the stairs for half an hour, Yi Syun raised his eyes to look at the high scenery, and lowered his head to Tutuo in a daze.

"Tuotuo, do you think this game..."

The next moment, the two cats and cats looked at the camera at the same time, and tilted their heads tacitly.

"Meow--"

"……is it hard?"

The barrage can't answer this question, but it just feels——

[Help, Brother Yi, you're so cute that you're foul. 】

After half an hour.

"...It's really hard to say it's difficult."

Standing on the highest point, Yi Syun, who went through the smooth sailing almost all the way, finally made a hole-in-one with ease, said so.

He popped up on the game interface [Achievement of customs clearance: Perfect! ] Under the sound effect, he looked at the barrage very confusedly, and asked again in a puzzled manner.

"Is it difficult?"

The barrage was bursting with laughter all night.

[Hahahahaha Brother Yi looks really confused. 】

[Brother Yi: That's it? 】

[It's over, isn't the anchor unable to accept the reality now? 】

"Meow-"

The big cat's tail swept across the camera, shaking back and forth quite regularly, Tuo Tuo was like a child waiting for his parents to play with him, and finally took the initiative after running out of patience, jumped onto the computer desk and began to act coquettishly at Yi Syun and wanted to hug him hug.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were drooling at the kitten's fluffy tail, and at the same time drooling at Yi Siyun's beauty from the cracks. They were so happy that they all posted messages on the screen, hoping that the anchor surnamed Gu would watch the file longer.

"Why are you making trouble again? Be good, huh?"

Yi Syun grabbed Tuo Tuo's little paw, brought the troublesome kitten into his arms, held Tuo Tuo in his mouth with one hand, licked and licked it, and held the mouse with the other hand to click on the game settings. He opened his mouth with a smile.

"Nononono, don't panic, brothers, I'll file a file for Gu Shi, let's secretly not let your brother Gu find out."

"If he asks later, just say I'm ready to refund him!"

While [ha ha ha ha ha] on the barrage, it brushed up [you love him] and [KSWL].

Until a striking message suddenly appeared.

Yisheng Bacteria: [I have already discovered it. 】

Shiny and noble gold and red trim, hanging Gu Shi's most advanced fan brand, is the account of Yishengjun, the unique anchor of the site.

At this moment, Yi Sheng Bacteria is in front of the camera, so it is self-evident who is talking behind the account.

With some regret, Yi Syun stopped his back-shifting hand, and waved at the camera with his chubby paw.

"Didn't you go to read the file, why are you still running the live broadcast?"

Such inattentive consultants are rare.

Yi Sheng Bacteria: [Half an hour is up, you can no longer play. 】

Yi Siyun: "..."

Gu Shi, that bastard, is he just guarding the time to stop him from playing games?

"Then you continue to golf?" He raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said with a bit of evil spirit, "Tonight is the inspirational anchor? Huh?"

Yi Sheng Bacteria: [... Are you laughing at me? 】

"No." Yi Syun walked back with his arms in his arms, lifted his chin lazily, and snorted, "I'm mocking you."

The barrage watched the two of them talking back and forth through the air, and they had already——

[I can't laugh anymore! ! ! 】

[Intentional CP, my source of happiness. 】

[Brother Yi is talking more and more like Brother Gu, help me. 】

[I'm mocking you, huh? 】

[Help, Brother Yi really looks like a tsundere kitten. 】

[As we all know, the host has two cats. 】

The barrage knocked on CP with passion, but Yi Syun got a little impatient with waiting, so he simply quit the game and picked and picked from Gu Shi's game library.

Oh, they're all games they've played before, nothing new at all.

"Continue golfing, I'll be your off-site coach, okay?" Yi Syun lost interest in playing games, urged the camera, and used his trump card, "Are you coming? If you don't, I'll fight the landlords." .”

As he spoke, he really opened up Doudi Zhu: "Oh, there are quite a few more beans, just promoted to the rank of master?"

"Gu Shi, your skills are good, then it's okay, just call back after you drop off—"

Yisheng Bacteria: [...Golf, come here. 】

Barrages played Respect one after another.

[Make sure. 】

[In this world, only I, Brother Yi, can handle Gu Shi]

[What to use?Use Doudizhu to make it right. 】

[The anchor's obsession with Doudizhu was also unexpected. 】

[Help, why is it so funny. 】

Two minutes later, Gu Shi returned to the live broadcast room again, holding the mouse with serious eyes.

Yi Syun sat behind him, incarnated as an off-court coach, a humanoid guide, and a kitty cheering team.

"OK, for the first level, you only need to drag the trajectory in the opposite direction, and you can click four times in the air." Yi Siyun started the hands-on teaching, and did not forget to encourage education, "Come on, drag, cheer your father on."

"Meow meow - ouch!"

The little chubby cat shrieked happily in cooperation.

And Gu Shi——

The naked eye can see that the fingers are more stiff.

"Didi-pata!"

There is no doubt that it will fail again.

【Hahahahaha! 】

[It's no surprise at all. 】

[The idiot anchor really hammered. 】

"Oh, here we go again."

Gu Shi's expression remained unchanged, and he restarted the game very calmly. He seemed to have a stable mentality and was ready to linger with this game to the end of the world.

Yi Siyun's reaction was much bigger than Gu Shi's.

"No surprise? I was too surprised—"

He jumped up on the spot, but he forgot that he was no longer a nimble kitten, so he could barely brake in the middle of the leap, and finally lay firmly on Gu Shi's back.

"Am I reading it wrong? Your connecting dots are four times at the same place?" His ending voice was raised high, obviously extremely surprised.

"Brother, it's been so long, haven't you discovered that you can continue to adjust the trajectory in the air?" Yi Syun said in shock, staring at the screen with disbelief, "Gu Shi, we are going to completely take off the technical anchor today." label, have you followed the route of an idiot anchor?"

He inhaled and exhaled, endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back the roar gushing out from the bottom of his heart.

"It's such a simple level, how long are you going to be stuck!? What a dish—huh?"

Yi Siyun's voice stopped abruptly.

Gu Shi turned his head unhurriedly, kissed him naturally, and then turned his head without changing his expression.

"It won't be long, get through right away."

"..."

"!!!"

Holding the kitten in his arms, Yi Syun felt his face was steaming, and he couldn't speak a word with his mouth half-opened.When he thought that Gu Shi kissed himself in front of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, he felt dizzy for a while, and buried his face in Tuotuo's short hair with a "meow".

Then he heard Gu Shi laughing in a low voice, the next moment the whole person fell into the shadow of the other party, even the person and the chair were turned around, holding Tuo Tuo raised his head blushing and heartbeating.

Gu Shi in his eyes suddenly enlarged.

"Meow-"

Tuo Tuo screamed in protest, slid out of the gap with difficulty, jumped onto the table and tilted his head to look at his two fathers, his tail wagging unconsciously.

Behind it, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded at that moment, covering all the pictures behind the camera.

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary" 35》

How does Mao Mao feel about the first public kiss?

I don't understand, but I'm shocked.

I just want to know what kind of Mensao Gu Shi is!

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It will drop today... one, two, three, four... five more!

It will be over tomorrow!

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The prototype of the golf game comes from "Golfingoverit"

It's an inspirational game, and the person who hasn't passed the first level so far, yes, it's me.

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