I became the cat of the million-up owner

The next night, Gu Shi started broadcasting as usual.

In the well-equipped workshop, Gu Shi, who was working seriously, was beyond Yi Siyun's expectation and could speak.

The ability to speak here refers to the fact that although most of the time he is so taciturn that he can’t fart, but when he is fighting with the audience in the live broadcast room-he will never lose the wind.

Barrage: Caibi.

Gu Shi: "I'm not the host of Doudizhu, so let's have a chicken and water friends competition, shall we?"

Barrage: Brother Gu, you have lost five games in a row, let me make a wish, Brother Gu will definitely lose in the next round! "

Gu Shi: "As for the housing manager, seal this feudal superstition for me.

Gu Shi: "Isn't it just losing nine games in a row? Your pattern is not enough."

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……

Yi Siyun looked at the barrage of "Hahahahaha" and "?????" that almost never stopped, thinking that this guy is so vicious and deserves to be beaten, how can he still have so many fans?

Friends, keep your eyes open meow!

He lazily collapsed into the sofa chair beside Gu Shi, looking at the idiot host Doudi Zhu with disgust.

Five minutes later, Yi Siyun casually licked his front paws, and looked away in disappointment after Gu Shi threw a one-two.

It was a good start, but you will lose it again.

The bullet screen is indeed correct.

Gu Shi, a vegetable comparison.

Ten seconds later, the reminder music representing failure sounded, and the blue reminder board was brightly lit——

Ten consecutive losses.

A barrage of "hahahahahahaha" floated across the screen.

Gu Shi: "..."

The great anchor, who has lost ten times in a row, turned off the game with a blank face and turned off the game, calmly turned sideways, pointed the butt next to him and hugged his kitten, and raised the kitten under the short-legged cat's bewildered expression. The two small front paws shook solemnly at the camera.

"Good evening everyone, Tutuo and I came to work together."

"Well, you didn't miss it. The live broadcast has just started. Let's play Landlords for a while today."

The screen was quickly swiped with question marks in the live broadcast room.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【Do you think this will cover up the fact that Doudizhu has lost ten games in a row? 】

[The Internet has memory! 】

[As we all know, Gu Shi can't beat elementary school students in Doudizhu. 】

【Brother Gu, have you seen the look in Tuduo's eyes? Do you know what that means? 】

【I may not be a human, but you are a real dog. 】

Yi Siyun: "Meow!"

Like cats!

He turned his head, looked at the handsome profile of his shit shoveler, and nodded silently in his heart.

I didn't expect, shit shovel, to be so good at tidying up?

Sure enough, people should not be judged by appearances, and the ancients were sincere and not deceived.

But such a coquettish operation, even he himself has never done it... Oh, he has never done it, but it seems that someone has done it in his memory.

More than once, he was very skilled, as stinky and shameless as this shit shoveler.

Strange, why can't I remember who that person is?

"Oh, that's my memory." Before Yi Siyun could find something in his empty mind, a certain big anchor saw that the situation was not good, and quickly changed his words, "Today's condition is not good, how about it, I Have dinner first."

While another piece of "????" quickly slid across the live broadcast room, Yi Siyun suddenly felt his body lighten, and was lifted by Gu Shi and placed in front of the keyboard.

Someone's cheeky voice came from next to his ear: "Just let Tuo Tuo broadcast it for a while, you don't need to thank me."

Yi Siyun: "???"

How could anyone in this world do such a shameless thing with such a face of a cool guy who doesn't get close to others?

And the audience in the live broadcast room still can't cancel?

They even happily brushed up "Brother Gu is easy to understand", "Brother Gu loves you", "Drag my baby and let mommy take a good look at you"...!

Yi Siyun crouched in front of the computer screen and fell into deep thought.

Sure enough, did he slack off?

Gu Shi's outrageous operation has benefited him a lot, and it seems that he still has a lot to learn.

"boom!"

It was a moment of ecstasy, and when Yi Siyun came back to his senses, he found that Gu Shi had done what he said, and had already left the workshop gracefully.

He looked at the computer screen, and it was no surprise that a certain anchor felt very self-conscious that he had enlarged the camera window.

In the lower right corner of the live broadcast room, a blue-and-white short-legged kitten squatted in front of the keyboard, staring at the screen with big watery eyes without blinking——

Excitedly raised his tail!

It's a broken station!

Seeing the familiar interface in front of him, Yi Siyun wagged his tail happily.

The shit shoveler is not at home, so you can make waves!

He raised his paw and patted the screen.

Under the control of the pink and tender meat pads, the webpage slides easily.

Very good, the touch screen can provide a noble network experience for kittens.

Yi Syun happily surfed the Internet world.

—

"I'll give you 1000 million and leave my son immediately."

"Pay money with one hand, hand over people with one hand!"

"???"

"Open the door, open the door, open the door quickly, I know you are at home, you have the ability to snatch a man, you have the ability to open the door!"

"Oh, I have the ability not to open the door."

"..."

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……

The pad version of the stylus is not very easy to use. From time to time, I have to take pictures of other things, so the audience in the live broadcast room saw a cute and cute kitten sitting in front of the screen seriously, flicking its tail With a flick, he concentrated on watching some... messy sand sculpture videos.

They felt they had discovered something extraordinary.

[Tuotuo turned out to be a sand sculpture! 】

[Tutuo, take good care of your father, he actually thinks these things are mentally retarded! 】

[The host thinks it's okay to be mentally retarded, but the host even mocked us! 】

"Meow."

Yi Syun took time out of his busy schedule to glance at the barrage, and turned his face away in disdain.

Gu Shi is right, these things are indeed mentally handicapped.

You and Gu Shi disagree, shouldn't you reflect on yourself?Um?

Yi Syun, who played the double standard to the fullest, turned a blind eye to the righteous indignation in the live broadcast room, concentrated on waving his little paws and pawing at the screen, and finally opened the video that he wanted to click on the first time he saw it.

"Today, we came to the hot pot restaurant that has become very popular recently in S City - the bottom of the spicy beef offal pot is served, wow, a pot full of chili, it is really delicious! And the soup base comes with the base It's very rich!"

"We ordered beef, beef tendon balls, beef tongue, shrimp slippery, bracken, bamboo shoots, radish, broccoli... Wow, this broccoli is so full of soup, it tastes so exciting when you bite it down - I like it Friends who are spicy must not miss it!"

"Meow--"

Yi Siyun stared at the screen, and smacked his lips reminiscently.

God knows how much he missed those beef hot pot pork belly chicken hot pot bullfrog hot pot... ah!

The kitten's body is very satisfied with the cat food, canned food and snacks prepared by the shit shoveler, but the kitten's heart is always yearning for the colorful world outside... the delicious food in it!

"Gudong Gudong......Gudong Gudong......"

The red oil hot pot in the video is steaming, and the boiling red soup is constantly tumbling with scalded tender meat and vegetables soaked in the soup...

Ah, shrimp slippery!Ah, ox tongue!Ah, turnips!

Yi Syun looked helplessly at the food tumbling in the red soup that filled the screen, and threw himself eagerly in front of the screen, his eyes filled with sad tears for a moment.

Pressing his two front paws on the screen, he stood up like this——

"Meow--"

Maomao, hungry, eat rice.

The sadness of the little cat is about to flood the live broadcast room, meow.

But the joys and sorrows of cats and humans are not connected.

Yi Siyun was here remembering the past years of eating and drinking, but the live broadcast room was boiling again because of his actions at this moment.

[Tuotuo, stand up! 】

[I'm tired of talking about being the cutest in the world. 】

[Friends, don’t worry, short-legged cats like to stand very much, and it won’t hurt their bones and spine. 】

Half of the fans in the live broadcast room have already taken off a certain anchor surnamed Gu, and they only love the little baby Tutuo wholeheartedly.

【Come on!procrastinate!hungry! 】

[Duotuo: hungry, hungry, understand? 】

[Assistant Gu is bold!How can we drag the anchor while we are hungry! 】

[Hurry up and present the best cat food we dragged the anchor! 】

The other half of the people have long since lost fans of a certain anchor surnamed Gu, as if they have turned into fans of Tuotuo's career.

In the live broadcast room, the two bullet screens of "Duotuo, Hungry, Fanfan" and "Gourmet anchor Gu Tuotuo" are evenly divided, each occupying half of the country.

……

……

"Have we become food anchors?"

At this time, there was a voice coming from far and near outside the door, Gu Shi leaned against the door and spoke with a teasing smile in his words.

"Gu Tuotuo, you've done a good job. You've learned how to make money for your father."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was full of boos.

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun turned around, looked at Gu Shi who was not far away, and let out a loud "Bah", condemning the heartless anchor on behalf of the entire barrage.

How dare you say it?shameless!

Don't you feel ashamed of being a shit shovel?Don't you feel guilty?won't you-

Meow, what does it smell like?

Yi Siyun disdainfully turned around and paused, his little pink nose moved, and hesitantly sniffed in Gu Shi's direction again.

A very familiar spicy smell immediately wafted into his nostrils, and the smell went straight to the top of the sky, instantly forcing the little cat to burst into tears.

Yi Siyun burst into tears with genuine emotion.

Meow, that's skewers!

That was Yi Siyun's second favorite junk food list!

"Meow-"

He squatted down, looked up at the shit shoveler, and let out a long and thin cry.

Shit shovel, hungry, meal!

Kitty wants to eat!

Under Yi Siyun's expectant gaze, Gu Shi really walked over.

"Why, do you want Tutuo?"

When Gu Shi said this, he bent down slightly, his deep eyes stared straight at the little cat in front of him, his voice was low and deep, with a casual smile, and he heard it in Yi Siyun's ears , It seems to be a kind of seduction with ulterior motives.

He raised his head, stared blankly at Gu Shi, and swallowed reluctantly.

Meow, why is this guy talking so erotic∣erotic...

But he likes it so much.

Yi Siyun leaned forward frantically, raised his head and rubbed against Gu Shi's arm, and screamed childishly.

want to!want to!

Cats and cats!

"Are you so spoiled today?"

Apparently a shit shoveler didn't expect it either, but he was undoubtedly also bowed down by the kitten's cuteness, and without thinking twice, he freed up a hand and hugged the coquettish kitten.

"What happened to Tuo Tuo today, huh?"

Yi Siyun was dragged by Gu Shi's buttocks and hugged in his arms, the scent from Chuan Chuan suddenly became more intense.

"Meow!"

He took a deep breath intoxicated, exerted force on his waist, and raised his upper body——

Cat Cat Flying Claws!

The little pads attack!

My skewers——

!! ?

He missed it.

Gu Shi quickly raised the takeaway box in his hand, pinched the back of Yi Siyun's neck with one hand, and lifted him up and placed him next to the keyboard.

"Duotuo, you can't eat skewers."

The well-fed shit shovel squatted down with a serious face, trying to reason with his kitten.

"Little cats can't eat these, I'll give you another snack tomorrow, okay?"

……

……

not good.

Yi Syun, who failed to snatch the food, looked up at Gu Shi sadly, drooped his ears sadly, and fell to the side, with unhappiness written all over his face.

I am not happy if I can't eat skewers.

It's even more unhappy to watch the shit shovel eat the skewers if you can't eat the skewers.

Anyway, just not happy.

"Be careful not to feed these human foods to cats. There are too many additives. Of course, people can't eat too much."

When Yi Siyun was so sad about the spring and autumn that he couldn't help himself, a certain anchor was still explaining the guide to raising cats in a serious manner.

"But cats don't understand that, so we're going to teach them... Well, it's just that cats can easily get mad at you like that."

"Dragging?"

Yi Siyun: "Meow!"

He waved his claws to push away Gu Shi's hand that was reaching out to touch him, and the small pad of flesh pressed against the man's broad palm with determination.

The cat was angry and stopped touching it.

His paw pushed forward, as if to push the shit shovel away, he hummed angrily.

"Meow woo!"

You go, the kitty doesn't want you anymore!

The little cat wants to watch food and broadcast by himself!

Yi Siyun sat up, turned his back, pointed his butt at Gu Shi, and looked at the screen sadly, the more he thought about it, the sadder he became.

His hot pot, his skewers, his fried chicken——

No more from now on!

The cat is sad, the cat is crying.

"puff--"

Someone's uncontrollable laughter came from behind, Yi Siyun didn't turn his head, but caught a glimpse of the barrage in the live broadcast room, and there was another burst of "hahahahahaha" and "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Cedi stood up and tapped the screen with his paw.

These stupid human twolegs.

Kittens don't care about them.

Hey, I can't watch the food anymore, let's watch another video, oh... Home page push, what is this?

Yi Siyun looked at the cover of the video that somehow looked familiar, and slapped his paws on it.

The video begins with an angry rant.

"Old Yi! You bum!"

Behind Yi Syun, Gu Shi's expression changed slightly, he silently put down the takeaway in his hand, and silently stared at the ever-changing images on the screen.

After a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, sporadic barrages suddenly began to drift cautiously.

[Never overturn the team? 】

[Is the anchor here?How about we change the video? 】

……

……

Yi Siyun didn't notice the abnormality of the shit shovel behind him and the barrage in the live broadcast room.

He just tilted his head in doubt, looking at the picture on the screen.

He knows that this is a very famous FPS game, and he even feels that he can be said to be very good at it.

But, Lao Yi?

This title... is so strange.

Yi Syun sharpened his claws on the poop-shoveler's keyboard rest a little anxiously, not knowing why he suddenly cared so much about this name.

Old and easy.

Meow, who is this person? Why does he feel so familiar?

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"Four"

Let, let, let, let me drag the big anchor to start broadcasting!

I don't know who Gu Shi is, where did the former anchor want to PK with me?