I became the cat of the million-up owner

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

"Duoduo you give way to my sister, what's the matter with stealing my sister's food?"

Yi Siyun crossed his hips and watched the two little cats scrambling for food for a while, then squatted down speechlessly and poked the chubby little buttocks, hugged the little chubby cat away amidst the little chubby cat's dissatisfied grunts, and put it on the away from the other side of the bowl.

He educated earnestly: "Duotuo, that's my sister's lunch, huh? You can't eat it, you know?"

The blue-and-white chubby cat pretended not to hear, licked its paws and moved forward, and continued to eat the canned food in the eleven bowls with its head buried in its head.

The original owner of the can, the youngest sister Eleven, just half-lyed beside Yi Syun in an elegant posture, not caring at all about being snatched, and just stretched out her short legs to be hugged by her father.

One doesn't like to eat, and the other likes to eat too much, neither is a good habit.

Yi Siyun felt a big headache.

He hated iron and steel and tapped Eleven on the forehead, picked up the beautiful kitten, and found that he had no choice but to anger another parent: "Gu Shi, take care of your son!"

Gu Shi's voice came from the pet room: "I can't control it, I'm still shoveling shit."

"Besides, this is your son too." Uncle Gu in pajamas walked slowly into the living room, still carrying the cat's son and daughter's poop in his hand, and wandered to the kitchen, "Let's go, when the time comes gone."

"Oh." Upon hearing this, Yi Syun put down the eleven, patted the little girl's head to signal it to go play by itself, and ran to the second floor with bare feet, immediately drawing a sharp gaze behind him.

"Come back, put your shoes on!"

Yi Siyun pretended not to hear.

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In the end, when Gu Shi put him on the sofa and put on his shoes, half an hour had passed. Yi Siyun only felt sore all over his body, his hands and feet were weak, and his body was covered with ambiguous marks. He carried him upstairs.

He leaned against Gu Shi's arms for a while, and drove the bastard to another room without saying a word, closing the door and locking it with a "bang", almost pinching Gu Shi's tall and straight nose bridge.

"You sleep with Tuo Tuo tonight!"

And mercilessly kicked the father and two out of the house.

Yi Siyun rubbed his waist and sat down in front of the computer. When he opened the live broadcast room, he found that the bullet screens had already begun to scold him for being late.

[Sure enough, it's around three o'clock, only right and not left. 】

[It's been half an hour. 】

[Hey, I'm used to it. After all, the host is newly married, so it's normal to forget us. 】

Yi Siyun rolled his eyes, and when he saw the barrage, he thought of that bastard Gu Shi again, and made another note in his heart.

This bastard has become more and more aware of the taste since he opened the meat that day, and he also looks like a **** burn in broad daylight. In the past few days, he has done it at various times and places, and he doesn't know when to stop!

He will regret his choice that day!

This bastard... I shouldn't have softened my heart and tolerated him because of that night five years ago, letting that bastard push his feet and forget who is the master of this family!

The blush-faced boy opened the game resentfully, and decided to make Gu Shi look good in the Lianmai game.

"We'll go to the island at night, and in the afternoon we'll play a little game called Animal Pull."

Under the cheerful background music, he formed a team with Gu Shi, entered the tutorial level, and explained to the audience while familiarizing himself with the game.

"It's also my first time playing this game. It's a team of two, connected by a rope. I'm the little bee, Gu Shi is the poisonous mushroom, and then we can... oh, we can jump..."

The two jumped onto the high platform together and walked forward.

"This game requires two people to cooperate tacitly. They have to control the direction together. Jumping together can go farther... Oh, and it can also absorb and eject. One person can absorb and eject the other person, and you can pass this kind of vertical place. gone."

The teaching level passed quickly, Yi Syun randomly chose the first map, and then his game interface changed, and a beautiful sky garden appeared in front of him.

Yi Siyun read the game prompt: "Pass through the obstacles at the fastest speed and reach the finish line! Don't forget, you can also collect ducks along the way!"

【Brother Yi is here again, reading the machine without emotion. 】

[By the way, why didn't Brother Yi turn on the camera today? 】

[Brother Yi!Camera!have a look! 】

Yi Siyun touched his neck, knowing that it must be covered with all kinds of ambiguous marks without thinking, and immediately snorted: "Don't even think about it."

The bullet screen was full of frustration.

Generally speaking, this game is not difficult. For players like Yi Syun and Gu Shi, it is basically a relaxing game.

But in many cases, it is often the relaxing and casual games that make the skilled players suffer from Waterloo.

The first test they faced was an ordinary long pole.

This map is called "Sky Garden". As the name suggests, it is a courtyard suspended in the air. The entire courtyard is composed of several independent gardens. Players need to move from the air to the next garden in various ways until they reach the end.

The long pole in front of the two is the path from the first garden to the second garden.

There are two long poles high and low, the higher one is longer, leading to the far garden, and the lower one is shorter, but it can easily reach the garden on the left.

How should I live?

Yi Siyun made a decisive decision immediately: "Go to the top one, you will be on the left and we will be on the right."

This is indeed the best path choice.

however--

"Let's go downstairs." Gu Shi was obviously more cautious, "It's okay to go around, it's safer."

Yi Siyun snorted and said slowly, "What did you say?"

He made up his mind to fight against Gu Shi to the end today, and his tone was full of "I'm still angry".

"... go up."

Of course, the result was that Gu Shi, who knew he was wrong, compromised, while the barrage who didn't know it was still shouting for favor.

[Too spoiled, too spoiled. 】

[Mr. Gu, accept your eccentricity! 】

[Brother Yi's "hmph" is really arrogant. 】

[Awkward, expecting, stubborn, hehehe. 】

Under Yi Siyun's command, the two cooperated perfectly and slid over the pole all the way to a big slope. There were a lot of cactus scattered on the slope, which didn't look like a good thing.

Yi Siyun tentatively leaned against the prickly pear --

Whoops, it's stuck.

Still getting heavier?

He felt a lot slower and came to a conclusion.

"Don't touch this prickly pear."

[Help, does the anchor know? 】

[Isn't this obvious, Brother Yi? ? ? 】

"This prickly prickly pear will slow down if it gets stuck, there's nothing else wrong with it." Gu Shi's voice was very calm, as if he wasn't dragging a little bee with three or four prickly prickly pears uphill in a game, "You use the catapult Way to bounce the prickly pear away."

Yi Syun refused without hesitation: "Isn't it good to hang up? Anyway, this is a two-player game, and I'm going to lie down."

As he said that, he really left the keyboard with both hands, and lay back to watch Gu Shi climb up the hill hard.

A barrage of question marks appeared on the barrage.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Two-player game, so I lay down, what kind of logic is this? 】

【Yige NB】

[Brother Yi, do you still want FACE? 】

Yi Siyun remained unmoved, the little bee dragged the prickly pear all over her body and remained motionless, looking from afar it looked like...

[An oversized oil bottle. 】

"Okay, you lie down, I will take you away."

Of course, Gu Shi was more obedient to Yi Siyun because he had a guilty conscience for doing something bad just now.

"Eat some fruit and rest yourself, okay?"

Yi Siyun hummed lightly.

In the game, the red mushroom carefully avoids the prickly pears all around, dragging a long...long line behind it, and there is a fat motionless bee on the other end of the line, not to mention that the bee is still carrying Four or five cactus.

The red mushroom tremblingly dragged the oil bottle twice its own weight, trembling step by step, struggling to climb up.

This scene really makes those who see it cry and those who hear it feel sad.

【Brother Gu's love is really moving. 】

[Thank you, don't feed dog food in broad daylight. 】

【What else can I say besides KSWL? 】

[As long as I have half of Brother Yi's knowledge, I won't be single anymore. 】

Yi Siyun rolled his eyes looking at the barrage.

"What do you want to learn? Can you learn it?" He snorted noblely and coldly, raised his chin with a look of disdain on his face, "It's so handsome, so cute... why don't you go Write a good paper and learn something?"

Anyway, he was also paddling, so he simply turned off the YY voice, and started to rant on the barrage when he was free.

"I'm a Gu Shi who relied on the skills of the PUBG world champion, and I'm still an outstanding student representative of F University—are you okay? Huh?"

The barrage reminded him [Brother Yi, is the Mai turned off? 】

"It's closed, my old anchor is okay?" Yi Siyun snorted impatiently, and was very unwilling to realize that he had mentioned Gu Shi again, "Anyway, Gu Shi and I are in a cold war, don't Go to inform, you know?"

Barrage always loves to sing a different tune.

[It is impossible not to inform the news. 】

[The life of the anchor must not be lubricated by us? 】

[Shut up, the live broadcast is dangerous! 】

"As for the housing manager, block those who said they wanted to tip off the letter!"

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……

After finishing the barrage, Yi Siyun felt much better, and even looked at the red mushroom on the other side of the screen much more pleasing to the eye.He hugged Eleven lazily, and watched Gu Shi diligently and diligently working hard for 10 minutes, and finally decided to show mercy—let him go for the time being.

For the time being of course, he is very vengeful.

"Little Eleven, do you think your father Gu is stupid?"

Yi Siyun looked at the game interface with a look of amazement.

Gu Shi is actually trying to lead a completely immobile bee to jump over rows of hanging logs in the air to reach the next courtyard... he is also very ambitious.

You must know that this game still respects the laws of physics.

He watched the red mushroom being dragged off the hanging tree by the little bee again, and after being resurrected, he dragged the little bee forward without any regrets, continued to adjust the angle, made persistent efforts to jump, and no surprise hit the street again——and so on. Going back and forth, I have to admit that Gu Shi really knows the tricks of trickery to show his loyalty.

Didn't he lose most of his anger now?

Of course, durian still has to kneel, he has already asked the housekeeper to arrange it.

During this trip to the island, he had to take good care of Gu Shi's stinking problem of not being able to control his lower body - otherwise he would definitely be laughed at by those bastards at home.

Yi Siyun couldn't afford to lose that person.

"But now, let's give him some sweetness first, right?" Yi Siyun rubbed Eleven's ears with a smile, feeling good under the little girl's soft rubbing, "After waiting for my The site, let's see how he escapes, huh?"

The fat bee in the game twisted its ass.

When Gu Shi tried to hang the hanging wood again, but was dragged down by the bees, there was a "click" sound suddenly, and there was a strange popping sound, and the red mushroom was hung in the air.

"Hey, Gu Shi, I'm the one who saved your life this time."

After lying down for more than ten minutes, Yi Siyun, who had his hands on the keyboard with both hands, finally realized his conscience, and opened his mouth lazily. He pressed two keys at will, and dragged Gu Shi back.

"Let's go, let's go eat that red duck." He gave orders as a matter of course.

"Okay." Of course, Gu Shi could do whatever he wanted.

They soon ran into a second problem.

Looking at the red duck far away in the sky with no landing point, Yi Siyun was silent for a while.

"This thing is over there, do you want us to fly there to get it?"

Gu Shi deliberated and spoke, but actually quite agreed with this: "There seems to be no other way."

Yi Siyun: "..."

However, he remembered a method that he accidentally discovered when the two of them were playing around.

It was named Feitian Dafa by him, and Yi Siyun privately thought that it might be a bug.

After all, Feitian Dafa can almost be said to be able to float in the air all the way to the end, which is really against the sky.

—Of course technology is also required.

But the last thing they lack is technology.

"Isn't this just a coincidence." Yi Siyun said with a smile, knowing that Gu Shi probably thought of it, "Gu Shi, let's try?"

Without waiting for Gu Shi's response, he began to arrange: "I'm below, you push hard on the top, and then I will rise up."

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Well, the technology is good!"

In the game, the little bee and the red mushroom go up and down, and after the spring between the two is tightened, they eject alternately, exchange positions, repeat the action again, and soon fly into the sky, flying higher and higher, gradually heading towards the distant bird The red duck approached.

The barrage outside the game was mixed with shock and confusion, and I felt that everything was changed to yellow.

[Who is dead to Xiu, who is dead to Xiu. 】

[Who is wrong, I am wrong. 】

[So sexy dialogue, so sexy sound effects, I'm dirty. 】

[Passers-by, if you don’t understand, just ask why you can drive while playing a fairy-tale game. 】

[Live room, danger! 】

"What's the danger, you bastards with heads full of yellow waste." Yi Siyun concentrated on manipulating the little bee, while directing Gu Shi, who has a poor sense of rhythm and direction, "Left! Left! A little to the left, then A little to the left, to the right, to the right, that’s right—here you are!”

"It'll be there soon! Use your strength!"

[What kind of tiger and wolf word is this! 】

[Is this something I can hear? 】

[Is this free to listen to? 】

[Be careful, you two! ! ! 】

The two immersed in the game ignored the barrage.

Because they were only one step away from eating the duck, and Gu Shi made a wrong shot at the last moment, the rhythm of the two was immediately disrupted, and they fell straight down——

"Gu Shi, please slow down!" Yi Siyun yelled angrily, "It's too fast, too fast—"

"what!!!"

In the roar that almost changed its tone, the little bee and the red mushroom rushed towards the top of the duck's head with the force of thunder, and slid past the little red duck by a small margin, finally using the little bee's plump buttocks to catch a tiny corner.

Together with the duck, the two rolled into the portal leading to the next level under the action of kinetic energy.

[Congratulations on successfully eating ducks to clear the level! ]

[Congratulations to the host for keeping the live broadcast room! 】

【NB】

[If the last two sentences get the live broadcast room blocked, it would be a miracle. 】

[The speed of the car is too fast today, the pretty girl wants to be quiet. 】

[Liang Zai couldn't bear it a little bit. 】

Yi Siyun huffed arrogantly at the barrage.

"You guys who have never seen the world." He glanced at his phone, quit the game, and said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room, "Okay, that's it for today, we're going on vacation!"

"Everyone else has almost left, see you next month?"

"When you get to the island, let's go dark with other people and see you later!"

"There's Tutuo and Eleven, I'll show you guys when I get a chance~"

Danmaku said goodbye to him happily.

[The anchor has fun! 】

[We must live a good life with our father Gu, dragging his son and eleventh daughter! 】

[Family of four should be tidy! 】

"Goodbye! Come to Eleven to say goodbye!"

"Meow - ouch!"

[Intentional family, let's go! 】

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary" 42》

The island tour is about to begin!

Hehehehe, the happiness of cats is unimaginable!

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On a sea island in the depths of a well-known no-regret area, Mr. Butler, who came here for the family's much-loved young master, had a burning gaze and inspected every corner extremely rigorously.

"Take the UZI in the vase in the living room!"

"Clean up the sex under the sofa!"

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"Listen, this is the first time the young master has brought his friends on holiday, so make sure they feel at home!"

"I'm keeping an eye on the sentry tower snipers and hounds, and no mistakes are allowed!"

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"Well, are you ready for the durians? The young master personally ordered them to be sent to the dark room behind the master bedroom."

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Oh, and good luck to Gu Shi.

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The game in this chapter is called "Ultimate Pull", and the style of painting is great!The game is very fun, but it is also useless to friends. The Feitian Dafa was also developed when I was playing with my friends. It is very heaven-defying!

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