I became the cat of the million-up owner

What would a group of game streamers do on an isolated island?

If it's a desert island, they might simulate a game of Green Hell to survive in the wilderness.

What if it is in a well-known no-nonsense zone, a modern private island with complete facilities, very considerate housekeepers and servants, and equipped with top game suits?

"Of course it's black, do you need to say it?" Mr. Daluo lay lazily on the beach chair, and looked at Brother Gou beside him who was biting his pen while he was writing, "It's nothing to do with copywriting, stupid!" Dog, we will never overturn the team and start a black live broadcast. Do you need this thing..."

"Also, your injuries are all healed? Lie down, brother, maybe after the night is over, you will directly fight with real people."

Yi Syun's island actually has a duel room, and next to it is a game room, which is really sinister... It is eye-opening and amazing.

Mr. Da Luo brushed his brains to record inspiration on his drawing board.

Two days ago, he found a box of 5.56 bullets and a retractable butt from the closet that inspired his creative desire, and he is now conceiving a brand new story.

Ah, this book in my hand... is it a trap, or is it a trap, or is it a trap?

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"Whoever loses today will be towed and Shishi shoveling shit."

In the manor on the highest point of the island, Yi Syun leaned against Gu Shi's back, holding a tablet and quickly checking the mail.

"Yes. But whoever wins has the right to make a request."

Gu Shi pushed his glasses calmly, and pushed the jackknife inside the sofa cushion deeply.

God knows what this island is used for. Even if Gu Shi knew a little about Yi Syun's background, he couldn't help but feel a chill when he saw the dark room behind the master bedroom for the first time.

He should be thankful that Yi Siyun left his family to live alone after he was 14 - at least he seemed to be a normal human being.

——Yi Syun quickly redecorated the darkroom after that.

He scolded his brother and the housekeeper for their bad idea.

"As long as it's not an unreasonable request."

Yi Syun spoke with a smile, untimely thinking of a certain sport the two of them had played last night, eager to move about the props hidden deep in the dark room.

Yesterday Mr. Steward gave him a little booklet, which is said to be the dedication of his sisters and brothers.

Some of the gameplays in it look really special—especially the little black room and those delicate and beautiful chains, which must look very nice when wrapped around Gu Shi.

Oh, and there are some tricks that look very interesting...just to help Gu Shi take care of his uncontrollable lower body.

The black-haired boy, who looked pretty and innocent on the outside, had a pure expression on his face.

Frequent intercourse is not conducive to physical and mental health, but someone obviously has no health awareness at all. As a partner, he must of course think about his dear body, and use other methods to relieve his man's desire to have nowhere to rest—it should be richer The gameplay is also an improvement to their happiness in life, isn't it?

This is the joy of life.

"Old Gu! Old Yi! There are two other goods outside! It's time!!"

Jia's yelling came from the loudspeaker, and Luo Jinyao's gentle voice was almost uncontrollable.

"—You finish the eight beats for me!"

Oh, passers-by Jia and Luo Jinyao will go to the program group to participate in the co-recording next month. This vacation trip is only the two of them practicing diligently every day, which is really touching.

Yi Siyun was half-carried and half-carried to the game room in Gu Shi's arms, thinking casually in his heart, and quickly became excited when he saw the door of the game room.

Today's game - he has been looking forward to it for a long time!

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After 5 minutes, all members of the Never Overturn team arrived, adjusted the equipment in their own rooms in the game room, connected to YY and the game on time, and greeted the audience in the live broadcast room.

"This game is a multiplayer online game. There are two modes: team competition and chaos. Of course we choose the chaos mode." While adjusting the game settings, Yi Syun explained the rules of the game to the live broadcast room, very incisively He concluded, "Simply put, it's a game of internal strife between a group of small animals."

"Small animals can use headbutts, flying kicks, and weapons, the types of weapons..." Yi Siyun said while going through the tutorial, "Oh, lollipops, tennis rackets, freezing guns, rolling pins... it seems It's pretty rich."

"Choose a character! What do you all choose!" Brother Gou's angry voice came from YY, "There are six of us plus two computers, we all choose cats!"

"Then I'll choose the white cat." Without hesitation, Yi Siyun chose the character with the same color as Little Eleven.

"I'm a blue cat." Gu Shi naturally chose the color.

"Gu Shi is a blue cat, Teacher Jia is a green cat, Yaoyao is a black cat, Brother Gou is a yellow cat, and Da Luo is a gray cat." Yi Siyun reported his identity unemotionally as always, and when prompted by the game, Finally cheering up, "It's started, who do you want to beat up first?"

The barrage offered advice one after another.

【computer?Get the computer out of the game first and then fight inside. 】

[No, no, use the computer to kill the strongest, and reap the benefits of the fisherman! 】

[In short, find someone to form an alliance first! 】

Yi Siyun touched his chin, feeling that it was not very reliable.

The battle situation is changing rapidly, and the plan will never keep up with the changes, so he has to...

Find a corner and get up and develop wretchedly first!

But the battle situation is often changing rapidly, and everything is unpredictable——

"...Why are these computers coming at me!!!"

Ten seconds after the game started, Yi Syun fell to the ground in a daze under the siege of the two AIs, and roared angrily.

"I've been hiding so far away! Can't they fight over there? Do they have to come to the corner to trouble me?"

The white cat in the game just stood up and was stunned by the head hammer. Yi Syun took a deep breath, and the next moment he shouted loudly: "Gushi help me! There is a computer hitting me here!"

"coming."

A blue figure appeared like lightning, and without a word, he killed an AI with a flying kick.

The bullet screen was shocked.

[Is this a new skill?Profound meaningGreat Summoning! ? 】

[Nonsense, justice descended from heaven. 】

【What kind of sweet love is this? Help. 】

【Heh, this is a big fight, sooner or later they will turn against each other. 】

In the game, Yi Syun and Gu Shi cooperated tacitly and jointly killed the last AI. On the other side, the real chaos was over, and the passer-by Jia finally stood at the end.

The scene was quiet for a moment.

The three cats with different colors are standing on top of each other, silently weighing each other... At this time, Yi Syun manipulated the white cat to take a step forward, just about to say "Gu Shi, we are in an alliance"——

I saw the blue cat suddenly squatted down, grabbed the lollipop that fell on the ground, and turned around without hesitation.

Right on the white cat!

"boom!"

"Gu Shi, you bastard!!!"

[Let's talk, sooner or later BE. 】

[In front of victory, men are unreliable, Brother Yi, keep your eyes open! 】

"Dangdang!"

[game over!Gu Shi wins! ]

The first game ended with Gu Shi's victory. Yi Siyun smiled slightly, extremely gentle, and the bullet screens all expressed chills all over his body.

[Playing with ball, blackened. 】

"Dangdang!"

[Second game, start! ]

This time, Yi Siyun chose to keep wandering around the battlefield, carefully ran around the map, and accidentally found a special location.

"Well, it's on the back of the plane. What's the hole for?"

He watched a rocket take off before his eyes, blinked, and had a whim.

"What do you think will happen when you sit on a rocket? Go straight to the sky?"

The barrage encouraged him.

【You will know if you try it? 】

Yi Siyun let out a "hum", and raised his chin noblely and coldly: "Don't think I don't know what you're up to, and want to see me joke?"

"However, since you want to see it, then try it." He smiled and picked up a crowbar, hooked Brother Gou not far away, "but of course I'm not trying it myself."

"Go away!"

"——!!!"

"What the hell is this!?"

"I rely on Daluo, how come you also come down?"

"Gu Shi pushed me down, this bastard—"

"boom!"

In the next second, a huge flame erupted from the hole, and the rocket lifted into the sky. The figures of the gray cat and the yellow cat looked extraordinarily heroic in the flames.

Daluo & Gouge, pawn.

"Oh." Yi Syun said with a look of surprise, "He was killed by the bomb."

Was, bombed, died.

Such an understatement, even with four words of curiosity.

As a result, the barrage was boiling.

[Good dog, really good dog. 】

[Good debt, really bad debt. 】

[Deliberately teaming up, as expected, I have never been a human being. 】

The roaring duet from YY exploded together with the barrage.

"Old Yi! Gu Shi! You are human!!!"

And vague and chaotic sounds that seemed to come from a distance.

"Bang! Crash! Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping!"

There are occasional roars and cat screams.

"Come to fight, bastard!"

"Whoa!"

"Meow——!!!"

"I'm sorry for the viewers and friends in front of the live broadcast room. I'm currently playing Mortal Kombat. The picture is slightly discordant, so I can't broadcast it. Please wait patiently."

Yi Siyun coughed lightly, and spoke solemnly, his tone was like a live commentary of a boxing championship match.

"Oh! At present, contestant Gu Shi has used a trick to sweep the legs! Brother Gou escaped! Beautiful!"

"Brother Gou and Da Luo are attacking back and forth! Gu Shi is dangerous! Ah, he fought back! Perfect!"

"What? Of course it's Gu Shi VS Gou Ge and Da Luo, what am I doing? Am I broadcasting live for you?" Yi Syun, who took the initiative to take over the post of commentator, was puzzled, "Oh, you mean Teacher Jia? "

He waved his hand in a relaxed manner, not paying attention: "Ms. Jia went to get the medicine box, don't worry, they fight every day, after all, they are all energetic men."

[I believe in you ghost. 】

[Is this the routine of the never-rollover team? 】

[It's daily strife. 】

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……

In the chaos, Luo Jinyao, who stayed in place quietly all the time, won the final victory.

Luo Jinyao: "Oh, a bunch of idiots."

It wasn't until the third game started that the few people who had just disappeared returned one after another, each with a decent smile, perfect shape, and not even a single button on the front of the pajamas.

【real.Gentleman's Kombat】

[Here, can you teach me how to keep your hairstyle uncluttered? 】

This game has changed the map, it is on a submarine that is always sailing, the submarine will continue to dive as time goes by, and only the person who survives to the end can win.

Yi Siyun had no idea how to win.

He was lost in thought.

He picked up the phone.

"Gu Shi, how do you play on this map?" As soon as the call was connected, Yi Syun took the information as a matter of course, "...Oh, I want to jump on it, how do I jump on it?"

"Ahh...ah, I know, oh, oh...Okay, got it, hang up."

The barrage was once again deeply shocked.

[Is this a new way to show affection? 】

[Gu Shi, is it appropriate for you to be so pampered? 】

[Laxatives, I've gone crazy. 】

"I heard that someone is cheating?" Da Luo, who was forcefully stuffed with a mouthful of dog food under the barrage notification, became angry, "Why did you call for help? Ours is not a fair, just, and open competitive game ?"

Yi Siyun manipulated the white cat to jump high and high, without changing his face: "I am an upright consultant."

His voice sounded terribly confused: "Is there a problem?"

Da Luo: "..."

Facts have proved that yin and yang can't defeat Smelly Shameless.

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……

Not long after the start, Yi Syun walked around behind the crowd and was secretly climbing the wall.

"Hush." ​​He lowered his voice and said, "Let's sneak up to the top first, then pick up a weapon and wait for the rabbit!"

Whoa, he picked up a lollipop!

The little white cat is about to kill the Quartet!

Yi Syun, who had taken advantage of the favorable terrain, waved the weapon in his hand with a grim smile.

At this moment, he occupies the commanding heights, unstoppable!

Gray cat, KO!

Green cat, KO!

Yellow cat, KO!

Black cat, KO!

The little white cat is on a killing spree!

"Yo, it's you, Gu Shi, what a coincidence, huh?" The sea water had already covered the hull, and Yi Siyun looked down at the blue cat struggling under his feet with a very gentle smile, "Just now it seemed that you also used a lollipop kill me huh?"

He smiled and raised the murder weapon in his hand, aiming at the blue cat that had put one hand on the top: "What do you think is a coincidence?"

"boom!"

Yi Syun simply threw Gu Shi off the submarine with a lollipop, and watched the figure of the blue cat disappear into the water.

[Dangdang! ]

[game over!Easy Bacteria wins! ]

The barrage is trembling... I'm hooked.

【Mom, it's here!Sick and easy! 】

[Queen Yi is high! 】

[What kind of setting is this for the Tsundere Queen to fall in love and kill each other? Help! 】

[Aw, ow, please whip me hard! 】

[Brother Yi who is blackened like this, please do it a million times again! 】

Yi Siyun: "...Take your drool away, be normal, don't the audience in my live broadcast room all shake m?"

[Yes, please slam me hard!my lord! 】

Yi Siyun said mercilessly: "Don't even think about it."

[Dangdang! ]

[Final map - the fight will start! ]

At this time, the game prompt sounded, and Yi Siyun looked at the map introduction for a while, but this time he didn't pick up the phone - he directly said in the YY channel: "Gu Shi, let's join forces first?"

"The grievances between us are also cleared up. Next, let's compete fairly and kill everyone else first. How about it?"

He undoubtedly got an affirmative answer.

"of course."

Everyone else was outraged by the two's most brazen and blatant act of alliance.

"Hey, someone is going to form an alliance?" Mr. Da Luo took the lead in provoking trouble, "Then why don't we kill you first?"

"Fuck that white cat and that blue cat!" Brother Gou quickly responded, and the two who had just joined hands to fight Gu Shi off-line had the same hatred, "Let's go down, let's go!"

"Yaoyao?" Jia, a passerby, picked up a tennis racket with a smile and shook it in his hand, "What do you think?"

"It's enough for each of them to win a game." Luo Jinyao's cold voice sounded, and the black cat under her control quickly joined the battle group, "Let them lie down and rest as soon as possible."

The barrage reminded while gloating.

[If you do a lot of evil, you will be punished. 】

[Look, retribution is coming. 】

【Brother, I'm going to be set on fire. 】

Yi Siyun casually dodged under the siege, and calmly diverted the trouble.

"Are you kidding me? How long do you think they will be able to form an alliance?"

The white cat slid around behind a certain gray cat with a deft step, just in time for the gray cat to block the arrows that were shot at him.

"Stupid dog, did you do it on purpose!?"

"Accident! Accident!"

"Watch me kick!"

Not far away, a gray cat jumped into the air, heading forward——

Kicked the yellow cat to the ground.

"Da Luo, you want to break up the team, right! You really have bad intentions!"

"Stupid dog, are you courting death!?"

"Heh, I'm going to send you to death!"

Behind the two cats fighting together, a certain white cat with superb stature paced out leisurely, hiding his merit and fame deeply.

"Hey, isn't this going to be a big melee again?" The smiling young man looked at the camera with an innocent and holy expression. His delicate and beautiful face was bathed in the warm yellow light, as if an angel spread its wings behind him. .

[Is it a fallen angel, or a devil! 】

【Brother Yi is Lucifer, right? 】

【Mom, you are right, a man with good looks is not a good thing. 】

Yi Siyun didn't bother to pay attention to these unpredictable barrages.

He observed the situation on the field.

Brother Gou and Da Luo have been successfully provoked by him, and they are choking each other for life and death. The passers-by Jia, Gu Shi and Luo Jinyao who are alone are fighting each other, fishing in troubled waters.

Yi Siyun's eyes fell on the black cat strolling outside the battle.

Oh, Luo Jinyao, neither Gu Shi is as insidious or cunning, nor is passer-by Jia Jia flexible and changeable - just let those two old and cunning guys hurt both life and death, and he...

Holding the slingshot in its arms, the white cat rushed towards the black cat, and quietly turned the opponent to the edge of the battlefield.

Of course, persimmons should be picked softly.

"What the hell is this? Poisonous mist? This game also runs poisonous?"

Just when everyone was fighting hard, a burst of yellow-green mist floated from the four corners of the martial arts map, and soon filled the arena.

[The poisonous mist appears! ]

[This is a deadly poisonous mist, please avoid it quickly! ]

Yi Siyun's heart trembled slightly.

He and Luo Jinyao are on the edge of the ring, and the lower part is already surrounded by poisonous mist, if they don't fall too much——

Oh no if, they've already fallen.

Luo Jinyao hammered the two of them off the ring together.

"Tsk, how do you get up here?"

There was a bit of displeasure in Luo Jinyao's voice, obviously the big star who lacked game experience was ready to give up.

But Yi Siyun, who had experienced many battles, would definitely not give up.

Under his control, the white cat kept changing angles and jumping, stepping on the gravel from the foot of the ring to climb up with difficulty, and the poisonous fog had even spread behind him——

"If you're going to die, don't drag me, Yaoyao." Yi Syun lazily said, staring at the black cat's body at his feet, he jumped onto the ring at the last moment.

Safety!

He even bowed slightly to express his condolences politely.

"Go all the way, black cat."

According to the barrage report, Luo Jinyao was so angry that she slapped the table on the spot.

This is unique for a big star who has always been cold, reserved and well-trained.

[The beauty is angry, she is very beautiful. 】

【I am willing to make Yaoyao angry every day. 】

[Be a good person, don't learn from the anchor. 】

"Don't imitate me? It's because you guys can't learn—" Yi Siyun just opened his mouth when he opened his eyes to the barrage, without thinking at all, "As far as your level is concerned—oh, there's a gun!"

In front of Yi Syun, PUBG's world-class sniper, a gun appeared?

When Yi Siyun took the gun - could there be any suspense in this game?

The barrage fell into excitement.

[It is a rare item on this map! 】

[The anchor's spring is here! 】

[With a small gun in your hand, no one loves you! 】

The rest of the players felt suffocated for a while.

"Lao Yi takes a gun, is there still a chance to play this game?"

"Don't let Lao Yi get the gun!!!"

However it was too late.

Just as passers-by Jia and Gu Shi were fighting each other, and when Da Luo and Gou Ge were dancing face to face, Yi Syun had already rushed forward with lightning speed——

Extreme moves!

The king of Qin circled the pillar!

Dodge the indiscriminate attacks of passers-by Jia and Gu Shi!

Bypass the attack range of Daluo and Gouge!

The white cat grabs the gun!

"Hey guys have guns!"

The white cat who picked up the gun excitedly raised its hand, and casually shot at Jia Ji, a passer-by who was on the edge of the ring.

The green cat who had just thrown Gu Shi off the ring fell to the ground and died cursing.

The yellow and gray cats stuck together trembled under the gun.

The previous scene on the submarine was reproduced.

The little white cat killed the Quartet!

[Dangdang! ]

[game over!Easy Bacteria wins! ]

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That night, Yi Syun and Gu Shi stayed in the dark room behind the master bedroom for a long, long time.

After some pleasant exchanges, a sport full of love was finally maintained at a good frequency, and the consumption rate of durians on the island was also greatly reduced. The tragic scene outside the master bedroom door.

Mr. Housekeeper nodded secretly in relief, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and wrote in the letter sent to the family:

"...The young master and his partner are living happily, yes, I think they like the props provided by the eldest lady and the young masters... Ah, if the young masters are willing to visit the island, the young master must be very happy. "

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Good luck to them all.