Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

Afterwards, the customers who came in were keenly aware: Hey, why is the little brother who sells flowers at the door so stupid?I have been standing with the kettle for an hour!And the pot of water looks like a little bit, why has it been flowing for so long?

The spiritual grasses and elixir outside the door: Help, Gululu, I'm going to drown!

A potted ornamental pomegranate tree with a petite body and a large flower pot is already half-submerged.The desire to survive made it shake the branches angrily, and the little pomegranate hit He Qiyi with a "poof".

If you can fall off the tree, you can't die!Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are a fairy, and those who don't water the flowers well are not good gardeners.

As soon as He Qi came back to his senses, he saw the pomegranate tree that was drenched in water and was frying its leaves.I feel like I'm staring at him even though I don't have eyes.

He Qiyi: "...I'm sorry, I lost my mind."

The pomegranate leaves froze.Didn't it hear it wrong? Did Shangxian apologize to it?

"You have lived a long life! Has the Shang Immortal been possessed by someone!? You are not the Shang Immortal, who are you? Hurry up and get out of the Shang Immortal!" The pomegranate tree couldn't care less about pretending to be ordinary flowers and plants, and the little pomegranate smashed even harder.

Not just pomegranates, all flowers and plants were frightened.Hearing that the god who raised them was murdered, every flower and plant was very angry.All of a sudden, various fruit leaves flew out of this small flower bed, as well as bees and butterflies thrown out by the leaves angrily.

Fortunately, He Qiyi was strong and strong, and easily dodged countless fruits and bees that were bewildered. He squinted his eyes and looked at a group of flowers and plants: "If you make any noise, they will all go into the alchemy furnace!"

A silence.

The flowers and plants froze in place obediently, whispering.

"It's Shangxian. He has a bad temper and throws grass into the alchemy furnace every now and then."

"Could it be Alzheimer's disease? Ordinary gods watering water will never cause accidents, not a single drop."

"Sacred blood also suffers from dementia? The demon doesn't seem to have such concerns."

"Human beings are so fragile."

"We must protect Shangxian. Although he has a paralyzed face and a bad temper..."

All the flowers and plants agreed: "But he is a good fairy."

He Qiyi: ...

I really want to pull weeds, I really want to pull flowers.

How could such a group of spirit monsters be fed out with so many spiritual spring elixirs!

He Qiyi pinched the bridge of his nose.

At this time, it was only an hour since He Yan made the request in the morning, and this was already the sixth time he was in a trance.

When Qian Duoduo arrived, he saw He Qiyi standing at the door of the shop, holding a water bottle in his hand, surrounded by a group of good-looking flowers and plants.

"It just so happens that you are here, and I haven't settled with you yet! Abducting a Taoist beast, you have to pay some compensation no matter what!" Qian Duoduo stepped forward.He had already heard about Pixiu and He Qiyi running away from home from He Yan, and He Qiyi was especially displeased.

It is said that Pixiu and He Qiyi are old friends, so it must have been hypocritical for hundreds of years, right?In this alone, He Qiyi is several steps ahead.After judging his height, cultivation, appearance and wealth, Qian Duoduo found that he was a complete failure.The little Taoist immediately put He Qiyi in the first category of security targets to prevent his own beast from being abducted.

It's not the kind of vigilance towards rivals in love, it's just that He Qi has a dignified appearance, and he might sell Pixiu to dig coal in a blink of an eye.That's how he was fooled into Baigan to run the house manager and shit-shoveling officer!

He Qiyi put down the kettle and took a look at Qian Duoduo: "Firstly, Pixiu came from your house, so it is your abduction as well. Second, we are cooperating, so it's hard for you to say."

He Qi said so much, Qian Duoduo naturally knew what he was referring to.Nonsense, it's all tied with a red line, so can you not have the purpose of abducting home?

Seeing the little Taoist priest getting stuck, He Qiyi seemingly casually picked up the water bottle, ready to see off the guests.

Before he could speak, Qian Duoduo said to himself angrily: "What am I talking about with you? There are still big things to do, so I need to find Yanyan immediately!"

As he spoke, the little Taoist slid into the shop door.

He Qiyi, who is still immersed in the kiss in the morning and dare not face He Yan, who dared not enter the store for fear of doing something wrong: "..."

It seems to have been defeated in a wonderful way.

Qian Duoduo came to He Yan to implement his confession plan.He even brought a universe bag from the Taoist temple, filled it with a bag of balloon ribbons, and ordered a bouquet of roses.

"If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent. I don't believe it. I can't tie a Pixiu!" Qian Duoduo clenched his fists. "Now there is only one problem, I can't find a Pixiu."

"He left here at my place in the morning and didn't go back?" He Yan was surprised, all the people he confessed to had fled, so what are you going to do?

The old god Qian Duoduo is here: "Isn't there He Qiyi, he can always hang Pixiu out. He has tricked me so many times, Yanyan, you must let him help me this time! Otherwise...or my master will ask him for it." Divine beast lending fee."

"Mythical beast... lending fee?" This kind of weird fee was really Xue Mao's idea.

He Yan looked at Qian Duoduo: "Is Master Xue going to ask me for it or He Qiyi? Why do I remember that the matter of the red rope has not been resolved yet?"

Qian Duoduo: "..."

There was still a red string hanging around He Yan's wrist. Judging by Qian Duoduo's skills, it could only be seen that the red string was well nourished, the golden beads were round, and the red thread was bright.It looks much more energetic than the one he fastened to Pixiu.

It's true that people are more angry than angry people, and ropes are more angry than ropes.Obviously he tied it first, how come He Yan's progress is so smooth... Lee...?

Qian Duoduo shook his head, He Yan has a ghost to tie?Oh, there is an unlucky fairy who was tied with a red string by the ghost in the master's gourd.Qian Duoduo came back to his senses, and stared at He Yan's wrist dumbfounded: It's been a few days, why hasn't this broken red rope broken yet?

Or, it can't be stopped at all?

"Yanyan, you haven't settled the matter with the red rope yet?" Qian Duoduo saw that He Yan's expression was unclear, and immediately guessed that it was too difficult, "I was the one who made this matter, is he embarrassing you? Just go to him and explain it clearly! Otherwise, if you hang up for a few more days, there is a good chance that there will be fate that shouldn't be there."

The more Qian Duoduo thought about it, the more he felt that there were many dreams in the night, and before He Yan could speak, he turned and walked towards the door.

Through the glass window, He Qiyi looked at Qian Duoduo with an unfriendly expression, and met the eyes of the little Taoist priest who turned around.

Slightly narrowed eyes were narrow and cold, and Qian Duoduo immediately rang the alarm.What's with this feeling of being at stake?Except for accidentally tying a red thread, he didn't seem to have offended He Qiyi.No, it was obviously He Qiyi who abducted his partner first, why is he guilty?

In the blink of an eye, He Qiyi was already standing in the shop.

He Yan glanced at him and teased, "Why don't you water the flowers outside if you dare to enter the shop?"

He Qiyi tilted his head with a guilty conscience, and if he watered him again, he was afraid that he would be blacklisted by the spirit flower and spirit grass.

Originally, Qian Duoduo was standing opposite He Yan, because he was planning a "major event" and the distance was very close.As soon as He Qi came, he directly inserted between the two of them obliquely, getting very close to He Yan, and the surrounding atmosphere became strange.

Qian Duoduo sniffled, why did he feel so sour?

Taking another look at the red line on He Qiyi's hand, Qian Duoduo finally turned around.The pair of red strings couldn't be raised better. What does this mean?

The two parties have intentions, and love arises naturally.

He Qiyi's chest was no more than two fingers away from He Yan's shoulder, and He Yan was joking intentionally or unintentionally, without noticing the way He Qiyi looked at him.Or just don't care.

Without too much action and communication, the intimate relationship is clearly revealed.

Qian Duoduo blinked and blinked: "You...you..."

He Qi tilted his head and wrapped around He Yan's arm: "Oh, it's a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship right now."

"Boom"

"Snapped"

As soon as the words came out, the little Taoist dropped his Qiankun bag in shock, and He Qiyi received a slap in the back.

He Yan, who was thinking about how to get through with his friends, blushed silently.There is only red ear, and the whole ear is slightly hot under the broken hair, but it doesn't show at all on the face.

"I think the master should calculate the marriage, and he should be able to make a lot of money." Qian Duoduo said dryly, his brain did not keep up with his mouth, and he was still in constant shock.

What did the master say at the time, oh, a blind cat meets a dead mouse.How can this be a blind cat, this is simply a magic fortune that has been enlightened, no, a magic mouth!

The ghost raised by Xue Mao accidentally tied a red thread to He Qiyi, Xue Mao was quick to push the blame to He Yan, and he immediately succeeded in repairing it.What about him?He is still struggling to find a confession partner who runs away from home at every turn.

Could it be that he didn't ask the master to give him a verbal buff?

Thinking of this, the little Taoist grabbed the Qiankun bag and left.

"Hey, you haven't finished talking yet." He Yan shouted from behind.

"Don't worry, I'll go to the master to enlighten me first!"

He Yan glared at He Qiyi: "Can you call Pixiu back?"

He Qiyi thought for a while and said, "Sure. In the store tomorrow evening?"

Seeing that He Qi had a plan in mind, He Yan couldn't help feeling flustered.According to the ability of his family's gods to make troubles, will there really be no big troubles?

"Don't worry too much, Paixiu and Qian Duoduo are predestined. If you live for a long time, you will easily disturb yourself." He Qiyi hugged He Yan from behind, hanging on him like a koala, "Everyone in the world is like Qian Duoduo Do everything according to your heart, discern your true heart, and you won’t have so many entanglements and anxieties.”

He Yan nodded silently, but out of the corner of his eyes, he saw the customers in the shop holding vases to hide their sight.Not many, just a few regulars.Some expressed congratulations to his eyes, and some couldn't help but continue to look after avoiding their eyes.

He Yan pushed He Qiyi away: "Go and water your flowers!"

***

The dessert shop closed on the second day, just to support Qian Duoduo's lifelong event.

Qian Duoduo was in a suit and leather shoes, holding a rose in his hand, shaking his hands nervously in the cubicle hung with colorful balloons.

He Yan sent a message asking where He Qiyi and Pixiu were.

A moment later, He Qiyi stepped into the dessert shop leisurely holding his mobile phone and holding a plump orange cat in his arms.

"Wait, that's..."

He Qiyi nodded confidently at him: "I know, compartment."

"No..." He Yan looked at He Qiyi holding the orange cat and opening the door of the cubicle.

When Qian Duoduo heard the noise, he immediately pushed the rose forward, and the bright red rose greeted the screen and gave the orange cat a face.

"Jin Duidui! I want to have sex with you!"

Tangerine cat petrified.

The audience in the live broadcast room thought to the screen full of roses: Jinduidui?Isn't that the name of the orange cat! ?

He Yan, who had no time to stop him, glared at He Qiyi, who raised the corners of his mouth slightly, smiling like a villain.

Hmph, let you tie the red string blindly for me.