Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

Roses exude a faint fragrance of flowers and plants, rich and ambiguous.The compartment is filled with warm yellow star lights, candles of different heights are arranged in the shape of a heart, and a gift-like Qian Duoduo stands in the middle.

The rose smashed into the chest of the good friend, and Qian Duoduo was stunned when he opened his eyes.

With a nose full of flowers, Pixiu, who couldn't see anything clearly, was confused and sneezed loudly, two horns popped out of the cat's ears.

With a smile on his face, He Qi smashed back the horns that had just emerged with his palm.

The phone was flipped over, facing Qian Duoduo.

The little Taoist dressed up specially today, his bones are not as tall as in Pixiu's human form, but he is still tall and tall, handsome and handsome.It's just that on weekdays, with the Taoist robe covered and sitting under the flyover, no matter how beautiful the skin is, it can only feast the eyes of the aunts.

The viewers of the live broadcast were all sharp-eyed and knowledgeable people. A bouquet of roses didn't knock them out, and they all noticed this handsome new guy.

Audience A: All the friends around Fuck Sijiu are so handsome?

Audience B: Sijiu didn't show his face, wait a minute, what's going on, propose on the spot?

Audience C: No face but a chin!I use my money to guarantee that he is a handsome guy!

Audience D: The new handsome guy is calling Jinduidui, isn't Jinduidui the orange cat just now?

Audience E: Uh, what did Sijiu say when it started broadcasting today, send...send a cat to get married?

Audience F: Isn't that a joke?

Focus on G: The previous, obviously, that's not it.

He Qiyi threw the orange cat to Qian Duoduo leisurely when both the client and the cat were dumbfounded, and said to the barrage, "Let us congratulate the couple. Jinduidui was picked up a few days ago." , I found the owner today. Well, my friend is quite crazy, so don’t worry about it.”

Audience A: 囧, so you actually adopted stray cats?

Audience B: I got the cuteness of my new friend.

Audience C: Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi #I'm just a clapping tool.

Audience D: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, look at Daju, how happy it is laughing!

Pixiu couldn't see the barrage, but he was indeed "shocked by the orange cat".

Since humans seem to love chubby, furball creatures, his avatars are really... orange cats.Such a big cat dumpling was stuffed into Qian Duoduo's arms, like a hamster holding a pine cone, eager to hug it.

He Qi threw the cat ruthlessly, and Qian Duoduo hugged the orange cat while holding a big bouquet of roses.

It's heavy, it's a lot, it's satisfying.

The confession ceremony said it was successful, which revealed a bit weird, but it was not successful. At present, the couple is embracing each other intimately, and the confessed party has not refused.

Nonsense, can cats talk?

Even if it could, Pixiu was already dizzy from the scent of roses, and the cat's head fell into the little Taoist's arms.

Qian Duoduo had no time to worry about He Qi cheating him, and dragged the cat nervously out of the house.Candles all over the floor burned his trousers, and when he was at the door, he tripped over the wire of the star lamp and jumped out.Fortunately, there are roses and big oranges as meat pads.

Everyone only heard a "squeak!", and the dazed little handsome guy on the screen disappeared.

Audience A: Just now...is that the sound of a cat?won't be crushed to death...

Audience B: Are new friends naturally dumb?

Audience C: Sure enough, you can't expect romance and seriousness in the [-] live broadcast room.

Audience D: Is your new friend up? Do you have an account?It's okay to open one for Daju!

Seeing the barrage, He Qiyi said casually, "Oh, he's the real estate manager."

Audience A: Shit, it turns out it's the adults who stop talking*!

Audience B: The cold-faced and ruthless image of Fangguan collapsed, and I applied to be gagged*, serious.jpg

Concern C: The upstairs is self-respecting, and the family has a family!

Audience D: What are you afraid of if you have a family?I'm here to join the family!Ah, my oranges!

He Yan was taken aback by Qian Duoduo, and hurried over to help him.The orange cat was well covered under the arms and chest, the fat body was used as a cushion, and a layer of roses was spread underneath.This posture looks a bit like a successful man in a suit and tie throws a cat down in a rosebushes, a rose... ground thud?

He Qiyi does not agree with the barrage's remarks this time, how romantic it seems.He Qiyi looked at the roses and candles on the ground, thoughtful.

Before he could continue to think about the specific plan, he was pinched by He Yan, and then he was glared at him.

If you don't come to help, what scenery do you stand there to see?Still live?closed!

He Qiyi, who was silently accused by the eye knife, coughed, forgot the unhealthy thoughts in his head, and said to the barrage: "Anyway, that's what happened. The person and the cat are lying on the floor. The ceremony is over. Goodbye everyone." .”

"Where is Duoduo?" Qian Duoduo was helped up, and went to see Daju for the first time. When he hugged the cat, he felt a tingling pain in his right arm, and he couldn't use any strength.

He Qiyi put away his phone, squeezed Qian Duoduo's arms and said, "Slight fracture, go to the hospital."

Qian Duoduo: "Huh? What about Heap? He passed out!"

He Qiyi picked up the Pixiu and threw it out of the compartment, and the old god replied on the ground: "Oh, it's okay, he's dizzy."

He Yan: "..."

Qian Duoduo: "..."

The majestic beast is afraid of flowers? ?What kind of secret gossip in the metaphysical world is this!

After leaving the cubicle, the orange cat was obviously much better, and woke up after a while, and saw He Qiyi as soon as he opened his eyes.

He Qiyi: "Qian Duoduo died heroically to save you, and now his arms are broken. Do you save yourself or send him to the hospital? Don't expect me and He Yan to help. He had an accident to protect you. As a beast, shouldn't you be responsible? Responsibility?"

Orange Cat: A Word Is Hard to Say.jpg＋Alexander.jpg

The culprit is not you!What is said about live streaming to make a fortune by sneaking through the streets, splitting the accounts fifty-five, is simply cheating cats!And now his fur smells like roses!

Pixiu knew that He Qiyi had tricked him, but he had no choice.Changed back to human form and took Qian Duoduo away.

The compartment was full of rose petals and extinguished candles, and the wax dripped all over the floor.

He Yan felt throbbing pain in his temples, a brat is a brat, even if he advanced into a boyfriend, he's still so bratty!

"Crack!" He Yan closed the compartment door, "Come out after cleaning up!"

The tone was harsh, like a stepmother who bullied Cinderella.

He Cinderella Qiyi, listening anxiously to He Yan looking for the key to go out, probably to see the money.

It seems to be messed up...

It’s okay to trick friends, but it’s a failure to clean up at home until the object runs away!

He Qi thought back to the scene of the incident, well, the culprit was the wires, and it had nothing to do with him at all.But think about what he did: not reporting what he knew, messing around, causing his boyfriend and friend to go to the hospital...

Forget it, he'd better immerse himself in cleaning.

Qian Duoduo's fall was neither light nor heavy, and his bones were slightly fractured. He recovered after a few days of recuperation and did not need to put on a plaster cast.

Pixiu didn't know the procedure of the hospital, it was He Yan who arrived to avoid Qian Duoduo running around dragging his arms.

In the consultation room, He Yan watched Qian Duoduo and the doctor playing charades indifferently, his eyes squeezed back and forth.

Doctor: "This is surgery, not ophthalmology."

Qian Duoduo: "...Cough, that's right, write more seriously..."

The doctor looked at the patient, wondering if he should be advised to see a neurologist.

Qian Duoduo gritted his teeth: "I'm going to be hospitalized!"

He Yan silently pulled the man's ears out of the consultation room.

Sure enough, he didn't need to worry!

Pixiu watched the two nervously outside, and Qian Duoduo put on He Yan to put on a show.

"Is there something wrong?"

He Yan glanced at his friend who kept hinting, and said against his conscience: "It's a bit serious. It's not a big deal, but it takes a lot of training. The hand is not convenient and needs someone to take care of it. The head of Xue should be busy recently. Gu Gu But come, I want to open a shop. I will trouble you."

Qian Duoduo secretly patted He Yan's shoulder twice.

As expected of you!Good friend, reliable!

He Yan slapped Qian Duoduo's hand away, and stared back: I just said that you can't move your hands, are you afraid that people will find out that you only have one broken bone?

"Don't follow He Qiyi, it's not serious, but it's troublesome if you don't take care of it. I'll go back first, you take him home?"

Pixiu nodded.

He Yan was worried, and added: "Don't turn into an orange cat and come to the store, the coal will be noisy for a long time."

Pixiu continued to nod stiffly.

I'm so guilty, I can't do without nodding.But he obviously didn't do anything to apologize to He Yan!

He Yan left the hospital with two rays of light glued to his back.

Qian Duoduo: Great wisdom!Great wisdom!

Pixiu: It really is the person He Qi likes, wonderful.

***

He Yan went to the hospital for a run, nothing happened, he just helped a friend cheat a mythical beast.

Although this confession is very weird, the ending is still good.

With the excuse of being injured, Qian Duoduo should be able to tie Pixiu for a long time, at least he won't see big oranges in the dessert shop again in the near future.

When He Yan returned to the store, the compartment had already been cleaned up.

The wax oil was scraped clean, and the petals were all the waste of the spirit grass outside the door, none of them remained.Even the star lights were torn off, and the wires were bundled up and placed on the table, with a card next to it: This is the culprit, not me.

It's easy to clear the blame.He Yan put away the card, thought for a while and didn't throw it into the trash can, but put it in the glove box on the bookshelf.

Weirdly cute.

He Qiyi revealed his head when he heard the noise: "Are you alright?"

"It's okay, I'm still pretending to be ill to plot against Pixiu." He Yan replied, "Why is Pixiu afraid of flowers?"

"It's not fear, it's dizziness." He Qiyi said, "The beast has a keen sense of five senses, especially the sense of smell. When he was with his friend before, he loved to roll in the medicine garden every afternoon. His body was too big and ruined many medicinal materials for me and my friend. He came only in the middle of the night, sneaked around and chewed a few mouthfuls before running away, some of the elixir was eaten before it grew up, and some were crushed."

He Yan was ashamed when he heard this, it was too bearish.Are all creatures in the metaphysics world like this?He Yan looked at He Qiyi and thought: No wonder this one can also become a fairy.

"My friend and I hated it very much, so we set up a magic circle in the medicine garden, and we were trapped in it when he came again. We picked wild flowers from the entire hillside and threw them in bees and butterflies for pollination. Well, he was locked up for about ten years. How many years? The medicine gardens are all in Changchun..."

After smelling the fragrance of flowers for more than ten years, my nose is stiff, no wonder I don’t get dizzy!