Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

Tian Yan Si Jiu once again occupied the popularity of small TV websites with weird themes.The orange cat Jin piled up into flames, and even Tianyan Sijiu's house manager was caught up in the fire, and the clip of the proposal was reposted tens of thousands of times.

In Guanling Taoist Temple, a Taoist priest hurriedly ran around with his mobile phone, muttering: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over."

Not only him, doors and windows opened everywhere, and many Taoist priests were holding mobile phones.After a while, the main hall was full of Taoist priests.

Daoist Yu Sheng watched the video clips sent by his disciples in a hurry, and the white beard shook twice. Then he burst into tears, and sighed: "The child is too old to keep! This day has finally come..."

The Taoist priest on the side stroked his forehead: "Master! Look clearly, the one who was confessed is an orange cat! The kind that is fat as a ball!"

"What?" Daoist Yu Sheng took out the reading glasses and slowly put them on.

In the video, the orange cat locked by He Qiyi was dazed, the tip of his nose twitched, and he looked dizzy and not smart at all.Daoist Yusheng snorted coldly: "It's just an uncivilized raccoon slave, what should we be so curious about?"

All the Taoists nodded one after another, yes.

The Taoist priest holding the mobile phone looked at his fellow disciples for a while, he was speechless, and he rewinded the video: "Master...would you like to watch it again?"

"I said it's nothing to look at, and the kids were playing around... Well, why is there a horn here?" Daoist Yu Sheng narrowed his eyes, and after seeing the two horns on the top of the orange cat's head clearly, the reading glasses fell off.

"This, this, this!" He turned to look at his disciple in astonishment.The disciple nodded: "It seems to be Pixiu."

Daoist Yu Sheng fainted for a while, and a moment later he suddenly jumped up, set up the magic weapon and rushed out of the Taoist temple.

"Xue Mao! Get the old man back and explain clearly!!!"

He Qiyi, who was far away in the center of Rongcheng, didn't know that he helped Qian Duoduo get out of the closet, even though it was with a male beast...Tianyan Sijiu's fire once again brought him a lot of traffic.Some came to ask about Jinduidui's follow-up, and some came to follow the live broadcast before tutoring.

There is also a group of people who are attracted to the flower pots that were accidentally exposed in the live broadcast, and the long horns that were faintly exposed on the head of the orange cat that day.

[I want to ascend and ascend: fellow daoist?Is it a fellow Taoist?I know the goods!Those flowerpots of yours are pretty good, where did you collect them? They are short of reliable instruments.Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Today you help me form a good relationship, and it will be a good story in the future. ]

[Mu Zhao is a demon: Four nine four nine!I've followed you since the beginning, and I knew you must be extraordinary.Hey, tell my sister, what kind of demon are you? ]

[Namo Amitabha: Fellow Taoist, have you thought about becoming a monk? ]

The above are excerpts of private messages that He Qiyi has received in recent days.

Not only the account was harassed, but the dessert shop was not spared either.Due to He Yan's special physique and his acquaintance with Xue Mao, many people in the metaphysics circle know him, and they also know that there is a dessert shop in Rongcheng Theme Street.

He Qiyi's flower pot was once famous in the Taoist forum, and after being recognized by those who know the goods, it immediately occupied the top spot in the forum.This post compares the texture of the flower pots that are occasionally exposed in the live broadcast, and proposes that the material is consistent with what the previous post owner said.

There is no real hammer to infer that some people believe it or not, but the second floor is the post owner who once came out to show off the treasure he picked up, saying that it is indeed the shop he visited before.

The post master is a half-hearted casual cultivator who likes to catch ghosts and collect treasures on weekdays, so there are businesses to do in various sects.His vision is still recognized.

Just after posting the post, the owner realized that this is not equivalent to lifting the veil of others!In case that fellow Taoist who sells flowers is escaping from the world, it will be bad because he has broken his cultivation base!The comments on the second floor were quickly deleted, but there were many people who had seen it and silently recorded their account numbers, ready to study it carefully.

The post was upvoted again because of the discovery of raising a demon pet, and this account was also mentioned on the demon cultivator forum where my spiritual pet was using.The topic of the discussion was [There are monsters in this world who are born to live better than you: fellow daoists, do you want to change masters! ]

The post cuts out all the fragments of Tianyan Sijiu's flower cultivation, and carefully studies the soil, water, fertilizer, and location selected.The demon cultivators discovered that this group of flowers and plants drank spiritual spring water, ate pills made from herbs, and lived in a soil full of spiritual energy.Simply born noble!This kind of treatment may not be available to the demon kings of their various races!

[Postmaster: Look, look.What does it mean to say that the world is declining, and people's hearts are not old.Fellow Daoists who work under Renxiu, how are you treated? ]

[Second floor: I am guarding the mountain in a certain sect, and I can afford panacea, but I have to work!24 hours a day non-stop, still can't run around.miserable. ]

[Third floor: Don't know the blessings in the upper floor, the sects that can afford the panacea are not small.It would be a good meal or a bad meal for a monk to be his spiritual pet.Now the best reputation is Guanling Taoist Temple. I heard that they are very good at spiritual pets. ]

[Fourth floor: Don't bring rhythm on the third floor.Guanling Taoist Temple doesn't need spiritual pets at all!Yes, they have valued spiritual pets for generations, but those stingy Taoist priests don't keep them at all! !The head of Ren Xue has arrested a bunch of ghosts to sign labor contracts. It's only been a few decades and you forgot? ]

[Fifth floor: I just want to ask, does this store still accept flowers and plants?Does the willow tree demon want it? ]

[Sixth floor: Add one if you want to change jobs. ]

The post was very popular, and many demon cultivators said that if this Tianyan Sijiu openly recruits spiritual pet herbs, then they must apply in the past!

The post was uploaded to the Taoist forum by a person who repaired a screenshot of his pet's mobile phone, which immediately caused a storm.

Joke, what time is it now?Is it easy to find a monster who understands human nature, does not do evil, and has some abilities?Is it easy for people to have a spiritual pet?

Not to mention that monks on the list keep pets, the smaller sects don't necessarily have a spiritual pet.After all, there is no need for those with high cultivation to cooperate with human cultivation. Only some species that are interested in human beings and don't mind being kept are willing to be spiritual pets.

Now the soul pets collectively want to quit?Human cultivators are the first to be unwilling!

Check, must check!He had to find out this Tianyan Sijiu with all his might, otherwise his pets would be abducted!

The monks started from the live broadcast room first, preparing to test this Tianyan Sijiu.

So He Qiyi's work in the live broadcast room included one more thing besides eating...a metaphysics knowledge question-solving conference.

"The spring water from Shangxuan Mountain? It can't be given to foxes to drink, it will lose their hair. Just add some stone honey to the white water."

"Use fertilizer to grow flowers? Do you eat chemical products if you throw them into your rice bowl?"

"How can you grow flowers without pollination? Do you understand sustainable development? If you don't grow small plants, do you let other plants kill themselves to make alchemy for you?"

Taoist priests who came to find fault: good...so knowledgeable, worship ing.

The demon cultivators who came to ask for adoption: As expected of a human cultivator, even their own children and grandchildren are included!Terrible, run!

Audiences who don't know why: Is this talking about where I am? Is it eating and broadcasting?

The demon cultivators and Taoist priests disappeared after a week of operations, followed by a group of Taoist priests from Guanling Taoist Temple.

He Yan looked at the menu in front of the bar and rubbed his forehead: "Are you sure you didn't go to the wrong place? And head Xue, do you want to see a doctor..."

Xue Mao smiled awkwardly, felt the thorns on his back, and hurriedly said: "No, no need! It's okay to have a small discussion between the same sects. It's okay. Oh, Taoist temples also have group building. It just so happens that they haven't seen you for a long time. Come and see."

He Yan looked at Xue Mao, whose eyes were covered in black and black, and his left cheek was bruised, and he was speechless for a while.The only one who could beat Sect Master Xue so hard that he dared not fight back was his senior brother, Daoist Yu Sheng.Looking at the bank card lying on the table, He Yan could guess how much Xue Mao was in pain.

"They came here to ask about Paixiu and Qian Duoduo." He Yan handed the menu to Xue Mao, "I'll give you a [-]% discount. If it wasn't for one of the nonsense, you wouldn't be here."

"It's the same if it's early or late. Hey, I actually fled to the next province on a business trip. Brother Yujian came here overnight, and he beat me up before entering the door... I was the one who paid the ticket for Yujian's flight." Xue Mao hugged the menu, wanting to cry but no tears.

If you want to say who the head of Xue is most afraid of, it must be Daoist Yu Sheng.He was afraid of being beaten since he was a child, and Xue Mao felt that he was going to copy the scriptures, which was terrible!

"Actually, I have something else to discuss with He Qiyi." Xue Mao instructed the paper figurine to throw the menu to the same door, and ran out of the door.It is better to say that it is to avoid disaster than to talk about things.

He Yan looked at the Taoist priests in Taoist robes holding whisks in a room, his eyes were empty.His dessert shop is really getting more and more mysterious.

Because of Xue Mao's treat, the Taoist priests were not polite at all.What monks shouldn't indulge in lust for tongue, isn't that because there is not much money left in the pocket after buying the elixir and spirit grass!Now there are bosses rushing to deliver wool, and those who don't grab it are fools!

A group of Taoist priests ordered all the desserts in the store, and the light meals were not missed.

After He Yan swiped his card, he lived in the kitchen.Cakes are good with some desserts that can be refrigerated and can be served directly.But if you need freshly made milk cream and quicksand bags, you have to start a fire.

The Taoist priests looked at each other, listening to the ping-pong-pong in the kitchen, couldn't help asking: "Uncle Master... Aren't we here to insinuate matters related to Pixiu?"

What's the point of forcing the little boss into the kitchen now!

Daoist Yusheng coughed and took a bite of the Black Forest Cake.Soft and delicate, with bitter chocolate and cherry pulp, it has a wonderful taste.

"What do you know, courtesy first and soldiers later. How can you talk about things if you don't eat at dinner?"

"But..." The person they want to talk about is the chef!

"Oh, what are you in a hurry for? Boss He's cooking tastes great. If you can eat it, eat it quickly. Duoduo will only get married once, how many times do you expect the master to bleed a lot!?" The Taoist next to him stuffed a mouthful of rum nut ice cream Puffs go by.

The cold and smooth filling is paired with a nutty aroma, and the puffs with a chocolate crispy skin are soft and soft.The Taoist priest who asked the question chewed twice, and couldn't help muttering: "Brother is right, can we order some more to take home? Boss He's cooking is too delicious."

Daoist Yu Sheng nodded mysteriously: "Of course, if gold and silver are not spent, they are scrap iron."

What a joke, if Xue Mao's card is not spent, he will not be called Daoist Yusheng!

Xue Mao: Terrible

ps: I finally finished saving the manuscript, and it is expected to be finished in a few chapters