Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

Rongcheng has not been peaceful recently, and almost all the residents have felt it.

This place seems to be haunted.

The first to be discovered was a group of young people who liked thrills.

Rongcheng is an ancient city with a long history of culture, and supernatural legends are prevalent in the first place, but they are all lies and cannot be believed.There are only a few theme forums where a group of young people who like to explore and test their courage have gathered. They have gone to the Mausoleum of the Yellow Emperor more than a dozen times, but they have not found half of the burial mud.

Recently, they went to Mount Li, which is an hour's drive from Rongcheng. Li Mountain is deserted and steep, and backpackers dare not climb it casually.

However, the more mysterious the place, the more attractive it is.

Several young people were preparing to go on an adventure, and met a long-eared rabbit at the foot of a deserted mountain.Rabbits are rare, but rabbits that can talk are rare.There are two balls of hair hanging from the big long ears, one is the head and the other is the body.Standing on the rock and blinking his eyes: "Oh, I haven't gone down the mountain for a long time, can you show me the way? I can give you gold, silver and jewelry."

The young people of the expedition looked at each other and exclaimed: "The rabbit has spoken!!"

The long-eared rabbit waved its paws, and said in its mouth, "Hey, don't bark! I didn't do anything to you. Why are human cubs so ignorant of doing good deeds... Hey? What! Who dares to mention My uncle's ears!"

The man in Taoist robe lifted his rabbit ears and smiled awkwardly at them: "Cough, I'm sorry, the ingredients haven't been processed properly, so I'm going to leave first!"

The rabbit kicked its legs and howled: "Hey, you stinky Taoist priest, I'm here to sell you meat, and you pulled my ears!"

The Taoist rolled his eyes: "Come on, if you eat the meat of the beast, you will become a liar, so I won't eat it."

The rabbit was so angry that its round eyes protruded, and it wished to bite the dead Taoist to death.But as a black beast, apart from being good-looking and able to deceive people, its combat power is basically zero.

A group of young people watched the rabbit communicate with the Taoist priest dumbfoundedly. When the Taoist priest noticed them and waved his sleeves, all the young people passed out. When they opened their eyes again, they had already returned to the bus station when they came back.

The expedition team wrote and published the weird experience as a post. Because it was too illusory, it was severely laughed at by the users of the forum.

The Taoist priest with rabbit ears beat his chest and stamped his feet at the foot of the mountain—forgot to erase the memory!

It is not only the Taoist priests who forget to erase their memories, but also a group of monsters who have not been out of the mountain for too long and have almost forgotten the rules of survival in human society.

So, someone saw the fox with nine tails waving gracefully at night, muttering: "I only exchange one or two pieces of meat for three transformation pills? Bah, that kid Xue Mao is really stingy."

Some people saw the green bamboo snake step into the dessert shop in the theme street, and then there was a scream, and the bamboo snake was thrown out.The tip of the tail had been snapped off and was still oozing blood.

If the black beast and the nine-tailed fox are all supernatural stories made up by Xiaonian, then the bamboo-leaf green snake has attracted the attention of the Animal Protection Association.Eyewitnesses took photos of the green snake with a broken tail in time, and a university professor recognized it as an endangered species of Zhuyeqing. Judging by the size and the color of the scales, the quality of this green snake is really high.Some lunatics dared to persecute protected animals, and the relevant departments immediately attached great importance to it.

The relevant investigation team began to detect this dessert shop, and then they discovered something even more surprising.

The owner of the dessert shop Bairi is an ordinary young man, kind-hearted, handsome, and has a chubby blue cat.In order to test whether the boss is related to the organization suspected of stealing and harming rare animals, the special investigator also specially pretended to be a customer to eat in the dessert shop.The result is - the cake is delicious, and people seem to be normal.

The police hiding at the monitoring point silently agreed with the result, carrying a bunch of small cakes and fried food brought back by their colleagues.

At night, this dessert shop will change its appearance and become another look.

From time to time, people in Taoist robes dragged their broken bags or ropes in and out, some descended from the sky on crested ibises, and some came slowly on Tibetan antelopes.

The most outrageous thing is that an old man with a white beard patted the head of a huge tiger, his whisk was dangling, and he muttered: "Qongqi, don't you like Master Xue the most? , this time is a great time. Just half a tail, only half a tail!"

The big tiger's golden animal pupils revealed cunning, and hesitantly buried his steps: "Okay, okay, whoever makes us poor is that we like wicked people. Hey, people nowadays don't even have a wicked skill, only Daoist Xue , I admire the high means of using human nature, this kind of greedy and evil people really make people want to make friends!"

The policemen on guard ate the cake bite by bite, trying to appease their collapsed worldview with sugar.

In any case, crested ibis, white fox, bamboo leaf green and other animals are protected animals that are not allowed to be eaten.The report was handed in, and immediately a commissioner came to arrest this hidden poaching organization.

The animals that are harmed in the dessert shop will eventually be released, and there are many ferocious beasts among them.

Knowing how to take inexhaustible resources and release wild animals maliciously, the viciousness of the organizers made the task force feel terrified.No one knew what they were up to.

The team leader at the head stared at the glass door with Hello Kitty hanging on it, and gestured backwards: "Quickly control the suspect, and pay attention to the beast attack."

A team of well-trained special forces rushed into the dessert shop, and then they saw a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes guarding the cauldron, and a young man with white hair and a bear apron guarding the soup pot.On the cutting board beside it was bloody, mixed with blue, green and red liquids, and beside it were crocodile skins and antelope horns.

A serving of meatballs was placed in front of the suspect, and he glanced at it and shouted: "Fuck you, it's the meat of a black beast! Can it be eaten? And how can those poor feathers be eaten?" Make seasoning! That kind of thing will damage your cultivation if you eat it!"

The special soldiers held their guns and looked at each other.The team leader had a sullen face, and with a wave of his hand, both of them were arrested.Report to the above: Suspected cult believers superstitiously believe that eating traditional mythical animals can prolong life, and behave badly. It is recommended to be detained and undergo a mental examination.

Xue Mao sat in the interrogation room in shackles, very distressed, thinking that he had lived unrestrainedly as the head of Guanling Taoist Temple for decades, and one day he would be reduced to squatting.

I think he is a representative of the three-inch tongue in the business world, but when he sees the people's police in uniform at the police station, he will immediately faint.After citing countless ancient books, and showing a stack of Taoist priest certificates, Taoist temple business licenses, and a level-eight certificate of socialist core values ​​​​in the metaphysics circle.The young cops finally figured out what they were up to.

"So you are trying to recreate ancient delicacies?" The young policeman recalled the kitchen that looked like the scene of the murder, and sincerely said, "It turns out that you Taoist priests eat so badly."

Xue Mao: "..."

Then he was thrown into the interrogation room under the eyes of incomprehension and pity.

It's all to blame those unreliable senior brothers and monsters with brains no bigger than walnuts!Are the non-disclosure agreement and the code of human social behavior signed in vain?Not to mention Qiongqi with his wings exposed and Jiuwei with a big tail, can a candle Jiuyin pretend to be Zhuyeqing and wander around the city swaggeringly! !

Thinking of those monsters who heard that he was arrested and flew into the police station worriedly to "visit the prison", and even planned to "rob the prison", Xue Mao felt that the world of metaphysics might really be hopeless.

What made Xue Mao even more helpless was that these monsters were not after him at all, but He Qiyi.

A person who knows how to raise monsters, understands their habits, and can practice elixir for them!That's baby!

The nine-tailed fox is squatting in the detention room at the moment, with its nine tails stretched out, and it is looking at this handsome man with winking eyes like silk: "Are you really not coming to Qingqiu Mountain? Our place is full of aura, if you come, there will definitely be a little The foxes are vying to spend the spring night with you!"

He Qi looked at the handcuffs on his wrists with a serious expression.

Well, how do I explain it to Yanyan... The Taoist Association has actively communicated with the human police department, and they only need someone to give them a guarantee.Xue Mao submitted the proposal to the association, and he is not afraid of leaving a record.If it wasn't for this group of monsters not coming out of the mountain for too long and causing trouble, such a situation would never have happened.

What really troubled He Qiyi was that this guarantor... only He Yan could do it.After all, the Taoist priests of the Guanling Taoist Temple are all normal people, and they have lost their favor in human society.

So do you want to tell He Yan that they are engaged in catering to reproduce ancient delicacies, so they offered a reward for the meat of strange animals, but they were illegally hunted and killed rare animals on the spot and were arrested... How does it sound like a crazy charlatan!

***

The dessert shop is open normally, and no one knows that a vigorous arrest operation was carried out here last night.

When He Yan saw the uniformed policeman outside the door, he was still puzzled.The man outside looked familiar, as if he had eaten in the restaurant not long ago.

"Did something happen?" He Yan asked.

The young policeman looked at the documents in his hand and coughed dryly: "Oh, the employees in your store are suspected of killing protected animals. Now that the case has been investigated clearly, could you please go?"

He looked back at the busy shop, and couldn't help but ask, "Well, could you please pack some cakes for me by the way?"

He Yan: "???"

When He Yan got into the police car with a stack of cake boxes in his hands, he felt very complicated.

He learned about the whole process from the police, and when he heard about the nine-tailed candle dragon blackmailing the beast, his heart was already numb.

In the end he left the cake in the car and said dryly, "I'm sorry to trouble you, these are for you."

The little policemen waved their hands again and again, their team would sometimes fight with Taoist priests, and after figuring out that this incident was actually a special incident, they were no longer surprised.But the stitches and threads of the masses must not be taken!

"Take it." He Yan pursed his lips and added, "Maybe something will happen in the future."

From the sigh of the dessert shop owner, the little policeman sensed the days of constant overtime in the future.

He Yan walked into the detention room with the paperwork, and first saw Xue Mao who was smiling at him.

"Haha, haha, oops, Yanyan still remembers Pindao. Did my group of senior brothers run away early!" Xue Mao stood up hastily, and eagerly spoke to him.

He Yan glanced at him, and stuffed a piece of paper: "The indemnification form, Head Xue, remember to pay it."

One hand couldn't hold the receipts at all, and Xue Mao was dazzled by the money one by one.

"Where's He Qiyi?" He Yan turned to look at another detention room.

Xue Mao wanted to cry at the bill, but when he heard He Yan's question, he stood up: "Ah, no, that..."

He Yan glanced at him suspiciously, pushed away the Taoist priest who was still thinking of an excuse, and opened the door.

He saw the frowning He Qiyi and around him... a circle of ghosts and monsters.

In addition to the nine tails, there are also tiger snakes, rabbits and birds, and various animals surround the circle.The furry white fox in the middle was so noisy that its ears hurt, so it simply slapped its paws: "I am willing to make a promise with my body to be your Taoist companion! This should be okay!"

All the monsters were silent, and they felt a strong evil spirit floating from behind them.

He Qiyi looked at He Yan in astonishment, and stood up in a panic.

"He Yan, it's not what you think!"