Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

The white fox narrowed his eyes, and his nine tails swayed slightly: "Oh, this is the opponent of this deity?"

A group of monsters whispered.

"This human being looks like nothing special except for his bad luck!"

"Yes, yes, Lord Kyuubi has topped the list of most wanting to sleep with him for the [-]th time in a row."

"Wow, he's here, he's here!"

He Yan scanned the monsters and ghosts in the room, and took out a stack of bills given to him by the little policeman.

"Illegal tailing crime, a fine of [-] yuan."

"Illegal transfiguration, a fine of [-]."

"Speaking without a license is a crime, one sentence is one thousand."

"Violation of the association's downhill rules and regulations, a fine of [-] yuan."

He Yan pasted piles of bills on Baihu's forehead, and cocked his mouth: "This Mr. Nine Tails, please pay the fine first."

The white fox was "slapped" against the bill's head, and its claws messed up the hair on its forehead before taking it off.Just for the crime of speaking without a license, it has been posted dozens of times, and this is because the book that issued the ticket was torn up.

The pockets of the fox fairy who hadn't been down the mountain for almost 1000 years were empty, not even half a copper coin, and it was written on the ticket that only RMB was accepted.

The nine flamboyant tails hit the ground one by one, feeling extremely wronged.

"This deity... this deity just hasn't come to the world for too long!"

The monsters watched the white fox writhing and rolling on the table, their aggrieved appearance had nothing to do with the enigmatic nine-tailed fox fairy.

The big tiger with wings has a big mouth, and the eyes of the beast are full of stars. It rushed over with a cry: "Sir, you are my idol! Compared with you, Xue Mao is really bleak. Evil Qi, this kind of powerless and self-indulgent aura, you are the big villain!"

"Snapped!"

A ticket was pasted on Big Tiger's forehead.

"Qongqi, isn't it?" He Yan continued to look for the list, and then "slapped" several times, and the tiger's forehead was covered with small notes.

"Illegally bare wings, speaking without a license, flying without a license, and Taoist priests reported that you want to eat people. Well, the association should already be looking for you." He Yan said slowly, looking up.

The monsters were terrified, they didn't know who was the first to howl, and everyone rushed outside, fearing that they would be the next ones to be fined.

That is the monk who solved the Fox King Nine Tails and the beast Qiongqi without bloodshed!Wouldn't killing them just blow one's breath and finish the job!

He Qi, who had been under siege for a long time, was completely emptied. He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he gave He Yan a cold look.

He Qi hung up his mind and opened his mouth to explain, but He Yan had already turned and left.Act decisively, without the slightest nostalgia.

Xue Mao looked at hiding in the corner, and waited until He Yan went out before sighing: "Ah, the air is so sour!"

Then he glared at He Qiyi: "Quick chase!"

***

He Yan was very unhappy, very upset.

Not only because of the trouble caused by Immortal Xiong and Daoist Xiong, but also because...the immortal that I have raised for a long time is coveted by such a group of demons and ghosts!

Look at the snow-white fur of that black beast, and then look at the alluring big tail of the nine tails, one by one is talking sweetly, staring at the fairy at home, everyone wants to take a bite.

When this is a ginseng doll!

He Yan gritted his teeth, thinking that he shouldn't have agreed to let He Qiyi set up a restaurant with Xue Mao at the beginning. The feeling of such a treasure being discovered is not good at all.

The corner of the wall is very stable, if He Qiyi really dares to do something, He Yan swears that he will definitely make this god unlucky for the rest of his life!But if you can't dig it, are you happy that the soil is loosened every day at the door of your house?No wonder!

Turning over the jars of vinegar one after another, He Yansan's heart went numb.

The coal lump "meowed" in his arms and patted He Yan's chest: Shun Shun Qi, Shun Shun Qi, godfather.It screamed while turning its color to the back.

Behind He Yan silently followed He Qiyi, still wearing the bear apron in the store, following every step, at a loss.

Coal felt that he was going to faint, so his father watched so many TV dramas for nothing!

"Meow!" The blue cat leaped to the ground and rushed into the alley.Its sudden action made He Yan's pace stagnate, and before he had time to chase the cat, he was completely embraced by a somewhat cold embrace.

"He Yan...I'm sorry." He Qiyi wrapped his arms around He Yan and buried him in the neck.The warm body temperature made the tip of the nose numb after being frozen for a long time, "They just said, I won't promise them."

"Well--"

He Qiyi was hit on the abdomen not lightly but not hard. The attacker started to feel distressed as soon as he finished beating him, and rubbed his muscled abdomen with his backhand.

"You dare too." He Yan said in a serious tone.

It's not that he suspects that He Qiyi doesn't like him, but that when he sees the person he loves being shown favors, the anger that his territory is invaded and his belongings are coveted instantly takes over his mind.This is his stuff, it should be stamped to save someone from prying eyes.

He Yan's attitude made He Qiyi feel warm, valued, needed, and even possessed.He Qiyi was delighted by any affection from He Yan.

What's so good about that bunch of foxes with tails?Is He Yan as cute as his family?Does his He Yan have long legs and thin waist?

The two of them hugged for a long time, and they were both warm.He Yan's sourness disappeared, and after being disturbed by Nine Tails, the mood to settle accounts with Xue Mao and He Qiyi was gone.

He gave He Qiyi a push: "Get up. I'll lock you at home after changing the name, don't go anywhere."

"Don't tie it up." He Qiyi held his hand, interlocked his fingers and lifted it up, two identical red ropes stacked together, "Hasn't it been tied up a long time ago?"

"Ding-dong-"

He Qiyi froze for a moment, and with a sullen face, he took out his ugly phone.

He Yan glanced at the caller ID, and stretched out his hand: "Hand it over."

He Qiyi obeyed obediently.

"Master Xue?"

"He...Yanyan! Oh, why is it you, that... I won't bother you? Is it convenient for me to call after a few hours? Is a few hours enough? If not, we can talk about it tomorrow!"

He Yan frowned, seeing the smile on the corner of He Qiyi's mouth, he was stunned for a moment and finally realized what Xue Mao had misunderstood.It's the idea that they're... doing something like that.

"Xue Mao! Wash the waste out of your mind! We're not here..." He Yan got stuck, and He Qiyi stuck to the back of his neck, his warm lips followed the spine to the neck and then to the shoulder.

He Yan pushed He Qiyi's head, gritted his teeth and asked Xue Mao: "What's the matter with you?"

"Damn, isn't this the restaurant plan that's on hold temporarily? But I found that Shangxian is very knowledgeable and has the qualifications to be a consultant! How about coming to the forum to answer questions live, five hundred questions at a time, especially difficult ones, or if you want to hurry up Times, we will charge a platform fee, 20.00% of the commission."

He Yan turned to look at He Qiyi, and He Qiyi nodded slightly, indicating that he was capable.

"Who are you answering?" He Yan narrowed his eyes slightly.

Xue Mao was stunned for a while: "Ah, it's Taoist priests, monsters, etc. Now the monster forum and Taoist forum are going to cooperate to open an open website. We will do a primary election, divided into alchemy, transformation, talisman paper, array Fa, these other types. But if it’s a live broadcast, you may have to ask Shangxian to show his face to make sure it’s him.”

"That is to say, those monsters will also watch the live broadcast today?"

"Yes..." Xue Mao instinctively felt that He Yan's tone was not kind, and replied cautiously.

He Qiyi's heart tightened suddenly, and he held He Yan's hand: "I'm not going."

The latter didn't even look at him: "Go, why don't you go? How can you not go to make money!"

On the weekend, the Monster Forum and the Taoist Forum ushered in the most lively two days - the public forum "Shemale Family" was officially opened.The biggest event of opening the site is that Daoist He, who is the most knowledgeable and most unpredictable in the metaphysical world, will answer questions live. All users can get free questions through a lottery, and the number of winners is ten.

The No.1 winner was Yaoxiu, and when He Qiyi saw its ID, he realized that he was an acquaintance.

Mu Zhao is a demon: "Ah, brother, here I come! I just want to ask... can I pass the Penguin account of the following people!"

"Drip - the connection was interrupted."

He Qiyi ruthlessly disconnected: "Next."

The fox has many disasters: "Daoist friend, I am here to ask on behalf of my king, are you really not coming to our Qingqiu! We have all kinds of beauties, even men..."

"Drip - the connection was interrupted."

He Qi looked behind him in panic, and He Yan was looking at the screen with folded arms, his expression indifferent.

Of the next few monks who won the lottery, only two of them came to inquire about the refining of elixirs and the cultivation of herbal medicines, and the rest... all had strange styles of painting.

"Is fellow daoist married, have you received a certificate?"

"Fellow Daoist Fengshen is handsome and handsome, and he is truly an outstanding person. The little girl in the family is missing a husband."

"Heh." He Yan watched He Qiyi pass ten quotas quickly with cold eyes, walked in quietly, and put his arm on He Qiyi's shoulder.

The audience was startled, such an intimate and casual action, either a prodigal son or a special status!

He Qiyi held that hand, turned his head slightly: "Yanyan?"

He Yan half bent down, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at the screen dangerously.

"It's okay to ask questions, and it's okay to answer questions, but let me listen to anyone who seems to be thinking about this Taoist priest, this is mine!" He Yan grabbed He Qiyi's chin, and directly bumped into it, lips and teeth Then, he bit He Qiyi's lips as if venting his anger.

He Qiyi's whole body was stiff, and then he felt the heat from his lips spread all over his body quickly. With a wave of his hand, the live broadcast was cut off.

Without the prying eyes of the camera, He Qi softened He Yan bit by bit, turning his back on the guest, until He Yan limply half nestled in his arms before he let go of his lips.

"Is this considered self-inflicted?"

He Yan glared at him: "Unsatisfied? It was originally my thing."

The more you talk, the more angry you get, so just stop talking.

After leaving countless seals on He Qiyi's neck, ears and even the sockets of his shoulders, He Yan found that he had been pinned down on the bed.

A body that has practiced for years is stronger and more resilient.The force with which the palms pressed against the back and waist made He Yan feel numb for a while.

He Qiyi leaned over, biting his earlobe viciously in the heat and sweat.

"Yanyan—"

He Yan was dizzy for a while, and replied angrily: "What are you doing!"

He Qiyi said in a low voice as the heat wave surged in his ears:

- "You are mine now."

pull the light

end tomorrow