After the family was reborn, I went to the peak of my life

When the finale came, Jiang Hua asked: "Is there no one who cares about the last sports committee member? There are 36 boys in our class, and there is no sports boy?"

Jiang Hua wanted to provoke the general, but it was useless.

Eight out of ten boys in the physics and chemistry class have well-developed brains, but they don't work hard.

The one recognized as the most athletic in Class [-], Grade [-], was lying on the table and fast asleep.

Pei Ji's arms were stretched forward, his face was pressed against his arms, and he didn't know if he felt numb in his sleep. His fingers moved several times, and kept rubbing against Xie Yunshu's back. Xie Yunshu could still hear He made a small snoring sound.

Jiang Hua's expectant gaze swept over the faces of all the boys one by one. He covered his face with his hands when he saw anyone, even Xie Yunshu was no exception.

The sports committee members of Haizhong have to stand in front and lead the exercise every day during the break between classes. It is a particularly ridiculous job. If you dance seriously, it will be a beautiful scenery in the eyes of others. That's no different from a juggling macaque.

"I don't even give you face," Jiang Hua was about to make a decision, "Then I will order soldiers and generals, and whoever I order will be the one..."

"Teacher," Xie Yunshu raised his hand, his clear voice attracted the attention of the whole class, "Since everyone doesn't want to be a sports committee, let's compete based on strength."

Jiang Hua asked with great interest: "Why do you rely on strength?"

Xie Yunshu tilted his head and glanced at Pei Ji's fingers hanging on the corner of the table. A deep smile filled his bright eyes, and he said, "You count one, two, three. If you don't want to be a member of the sports committee, raise your hand. Who wouldn't raise it?" Whoever is the sports committee."

Xie Yunshu swore that he made this suggestion without any slander, let alone slander, but several boys in the front row didn't know what strange things they got, and they all covered their mouths and laughed like goats.

The girls reacted a little slower, and blushed when they saw a boy laughing so wickedly.

A few people followed Xie Yunshu's line of sight and saw Pei Ji who was sleeping soundly in the last row, and couldn't help being surprised.

A blockbuster, you, Brother Yun, dare to pluck the hair on the head of a sleeping lion.

"It's interesting." Jiang Hua was surprised and praised, "Xie Yunshu, you have a lot of ideas."

Xie Yunshu cupped his fists modestly.

"All of them!" The homeroom teacher roared suddenly, "Listen to my password, I'll count to three, if you don't want to be a sports committee, raise your hands, one, two, three!"

Swish, swish, swish, a row of small forests appeared in the class in an instant.

Pei Ji woke up rubbing his eyes after the word "three" fell to the ground. He stared blankly at the raised arms in front of him, and just heard Jiang Hua announce loudly: "Then welcome Pei Ji to be our sophomore The sports committee members of Class Nine this semester, everyone applaud!"

Clap clap clap, thunderous applause.

Pei Ji: "???"

who I am?where am I?what am i doing?

"Nerd," Pei Ji poked Xie Yunshu vigorously with his fingers. The boy's hair was messed up like a bird's nest, and his fair face was marked with red marks from the table. His voice was a little hoarse because he just woke up, and he was innocently dazed. and confused, "What's the situation with this?"

Xie Yunshu turned his head to look at Pei Ji, and said slowly, "People sleep on the table, and officials come from the sky. Congratulations, Pei Sports Committee."

----

The first day of school ended early, and school ended after four o'clock in the afternoon. Xie Yunshu went around to No. [-] Middle School to pick up Yi Lingling. When the two arrived home together, they found that the fucking company on the first floor was extremely lively.

As Zhu Junlan said, the Yunjia company is now small and well-equipped, and the three newly recruited employees are all college graduates. Although they have little work experience, they are all diligent and honest.

At this moment, all the people in the company are gathered around a desk, looking at the computer on the desk with great interest.

Xie Yunshu walked over to take a look, and said "ah", "Mom, did you buy a computer?"

"Yes," Zhu Junlan smiled and pointed to the young man sitting in front of the computer and tapping on the keyboard, "Xiao Shen is a computer student, and he helped me set up an online store. sell clothes."

Xiao Shen was the boy among the two salesmen recruited by Zhu Junlan. His full name was Shen Guoliang. He turned his head and smiled at Xie Yunshu as a greeting.

Xie Yunshu was very surprised. At this time, online shopping is still a novelty. His plan was to wait for Taobao to go online before recommending it to his mother. Who knows that his mother took the first step and opened a store on eBay first.

The hang of his rebirth seems to be on his mother.

Xiaoshen is editing the store, from picture display to text description, making it look good.

"Mr. Zhu," Xiaoshen motioned Zhu Junlan to look at the options on the computer, "How many pieces should we set up for sale? Which courier company should we choose? What standard should we choose for the shipping cost?"

Zhu Junlan was still thinking about it, but Xie Yunshu spoke up first: "The bidding starts with a single item, and the shipping fee is free."

"Ah?" Xiaoshen said, "Then we have to pay for the freight ourselves? Thank you!"

Xie Yunshu: "If you increase the unit price of the clothes a little, the shipping fee will come out."

Just kidding, you sell women's clothing, women are very good at living, handbags and skin care products worth hundreds of thousands of dollars can be eliminated on a monthly basis, but online shopping plus a few dollars for shipping is not enough!

Zhu Junlan clapped her hands: "That's right! Don't be afraid of expensive clothes, you can't let the customer pay for the shipping fee! It's Xiaoshu's thoughtful thinking!"

Xiaoshen had no choice but to obey.

The company's phone rang, and Zhu Junlan went to answer it. Another female salesperson, Xu Miaomiao, dared to express her doubts after seeing the boss walk away: "Will anyone buy it like this?"

Who buys things without paying for them and delivering them?

This is all different, we know we are not liars, but can people rest assured that we pay first and then wait for the goods?

Who knows who on the Internet, what if we ship the goods and get a refund?

The little girl asked a lot of questions in a row, and she was very distrustful of online shopping.

Xu Miaomiao's question is actually the biggest problem facing e-commerce at present. Huaguo's e-commerce platform had a difficult start because of the constraints of payment credit. This problem was not completely resolved until the emergence of a third-party payment guarantee platform.

Xie Yunshu's eyes lit up slightly, and he asked Xiaoshen, "How is your Java learning?"

"What?" Xiaoshen was at a loss, "What is Jiawen?"

Xie Yunshu was startled: "Didn't you study computer?"

"Yes."

"Then why don't you know what Java is?"

Xiao Shen: "I don't know."

Xie Yunshu: "Then you know how to use C++?"

Xiaoshen: "C... Jiajia?"

Xie Yunshu: "..."

Xiaoshen blushed and scratched her head in embarrassment: "When I was in college... my grades were not very good."

Not only is it not very good, but when I graduated, the textbooks were well preserved, and they were well-raised.

Xie Yunshu patted Xiaoshen on the shoulder painfully. No wonder a person with a computer background came to work as a clothing salesman. It seems that Xiaoshen's academic limit is to fiddle with online stores.

Xie Yunshu: "Do you know what you missed?" Once there was an opportunity in front of you, but you didn't cherish it.

Xiao Shen: "???"

"Study hard," Xie Yunshuyu said earnestly, "One day you will understand that study is the only password to wealth."

----

In the evening, Zhu Junmei and Zhong Jiaming also came to the house for dinner.

Xie Yunshu and Yi Lingling were each doing their homework in the room, and halfway through the writing, the little girl knocked on the door and asked questions with English lessons.

The door is open there.

From the living room came Zhu Junlan's voice answering the phone: "...Mom, it's not that I look down on my sister-in-law, it's that she is really not suitable to work in my company. If she only wants to be a cleaner, I will recommend her to other companies. The treatment is much better than mine, my small company has just started, and I don't need cleaning staff..."

As soon as Xie Yunshu heard it, he guessed that it must be his grandmother on the other end of the phone.

Thanks to his third aunt Zhu Junlian's mouth that could not be scalded by boiling water, most of Xingyang Village knew that Zhu Junlan had started a company by herself.

In the past few days, Zhu Junlan's PHS was almost blown up, and several people thought of her to find a job.

Zhu Junlan is a soft-hearted person, she has never accepted the favor of a few people in her two lifetimes, so don't talk to her about favors.

No matter who calls Zhu Junlan, she will always reply in the same way. As long as she has education, experience, and special skills, there will be no one?That won't work, not even the Seventh Aunt and Eighth Aunt's family.

Seeing her refusal so firmly, Zhu Junmei was worried for her, how many people she offended.

But Zhu Junlan didn't care. She hung up the phone and said to Zhu Junmei: "Our elder sisters and sisters-in-law are not people who can come out to do things. I started the company to make money. I recruit people to do things, not to let them spend their days. You Believe it or not, if they come to my place, the first thing they will do is save a mahjong table?"

Zhu Junmei thought for a while: "It's really possible."

Zhu Junlan returned the things on the coffee table, and peeled the edamame together with Zhu Junmei: "They really have the heart to do things, where can they find work with their hands and feet? If they can really develop their skills outside, I will hire them with a high salary I am willing to come.”

"Second Sister," Zhu Junmei smiled sincerely, "Compared to the past, you really have changed a lot."

In the past, Zhu Junlan was diligent, capable, and sharp-tongued.

But that is the ability of an ordinary woman to run a house.

Zhu Junlan was also thin-skinned in the past. Whenever her relatives and friends had any requests, as long as she could fulfill them, she would seldom refuse them.

Now her second sister, what should I say?

"There are principles and structures." Zhu Junmei concluded.

Zhu Junlan smiled: "As you get older, your brain must grow."

The pressure cooker in the kitchen rang, and both sisters got up and went to the kitchen.

The smell of stewed chicken permeated from the kitchen to Xie Yunshu's room, Zhu Junlan shouted: "Xiaoshu, go down and ask your father and your fourth uncle to come up for dinner!"

"Hey!" Xie Yunshu replied, he asked Yi Lingling to learn the words silently, and then he called for someone to go.

"Tell them, if you don't come up before [-]:[-], don't come up today!" Zhu Junlan and Zhu Junmei reminded almost in unison.

Xie Yunshu: "Oh!"

"Man, heh! Virtue!" Xie Yunshu heard his mother snort when he opened the door and went out.

Isn't it just playing with the computer for a while, how did it rise to the virtue of a man?Xie Yunshu was a little puzzled.

Xie Zuwang and Zhong Jiaming were playing computer games in the lobby on the first floor, having a great time.

Xie Zuwang was occupying the computer, Zhong Jiaming was lying on the chair behind him, and the two of them stared at Lan Youyou's screen intently.

"'Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can I talk to you?' Yes, brother-in-law!" Zhong Jiaming watched Xie Zuwang type out this line and sent it, and excitedly slapped Xie Zuwang on the back, "You really can't hide it. dew!"

"Hehe," Xie Zuwang held a cigarette in his mouth, his eyebrows slanted, bragging proudly to his brother-in-law, "Without these two brushes, I would have taken down your second sister?"

"Hey, hey, 'Crystal Girl' is back...Your words are really interesting..." Zhong Jiaming read each word, "She said your words are really interesting!"

Xie Zuwang thought for a while, then lowered his head to look for letters on the keyboard. He can use his smartphone to chat on Weibo|Wechat|Talk|Talk very neatly in future generations, but it is a bit difficult to type on a computer.

[Sunshine Boy: Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend! 】

【Crystal Girl: Covering Mouth and Laughing.jpg】

[Crystal Girl: Where are you from? 】

[Sunshine Boy: To meet is to be destined, the hero should not ask where he came from. 】

Crystal girl sent a series of emoticons, laughing hard.

Xie Zuwang sent the same opening remarks to another "The Past Like Smoke".

[Sunshine boy: Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can I talk to you? 】

I also got a bunch of smiling faces.

The heads of two female Q|Qs jumped one after another, vying to be the first to jump.

Xie Zuwang raised his legs, flicked the cigarette ash, and narrowed his eyes deeply: "From this moment on, they have become so infatuated with me that they cannot extricate themselves..."

Zhong Jiaming was envious: "Brother-in-law is really amazing!"

Xie Yunshu walked into the hall on the first floor and heard the last two sentences of the conversation. He finally understood the meaning of his mother's last cold snort.

The virtue of a man is that no matter if he is affectionate or a fool, his eyes will definitely shine when he sees a beautiful woman on the road, and he will definitely linger on seeing a younger sister on the Internet.

"Dad, Fourth Uncle," Xie Yunshu called, "It's time to eat."

"Ah." The two men said in unison, and their heads remained motionless in front of the screen.

Xie Yunshu stood aside with his arms folded, the fun of the middle-aged greasy uncle made him so embarrassing that he wanted to pick his toes.

The society is very complicated, and it is pure people.

His father and his fourth uncle had never been severely beaten by the post-modern network. They thought that the people on the other end of the network were all fairy sisters, but in fact they were more Qiao Biluo.

"Brother-in-law, you type too slowly, stop talking to so many people, and choose one person to deal with!" Zhong Jiaming suggested, "Otherwise, they will all run away in a while!"

Xie Zuwang chose "Crystal Girl" to reply.

Zhong Jiaming doesn't like it very much: "I think 'The Past Is Like Smoke' is better, there are common topics!"

Hsieh Zuwang said: "I don't like her profile picture! It's too wild!"

"Brother-in-law, you don't understand. Many people on the Internet are very different from the reality. The more virtuous and well-behaved people are, the more likely they are to show off their wildness on the Internet, just like your Internet name 'Sunshine Boy'..."

"What do you mean?" Xie Zuwang was very sensitive, "Am I not sunny enough?"

Zhong Jiaming said frankly: "Of course you are sunny, but you are not a boy anymore..."

Xie Zuwang wanted to push Zhong Jiaming away unwillingly: "Go, go, don't read it, I will do it myself..."

Xie Yunshu tapped the computer screen with his fingers: "Mom and Fourth Aunt said, if you don't go up at [-]:[-], don't go up tonight!"

These words sounded like a whistle in the army, Xie Zuwang and Zhong Jiaming jumped up:

"Oh little book! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

"It's already [-]:[-]! Brother-in-law, I didn't blame you, it's all because of your lack of concentration!"

The two rolled and crawled, with dust and smoke billowing behind them.

Xie Yunshu smiled and shook his head. He reached out to turn off the computer, and sat down again.

Xie Yunshu has a Q|Q number, which was called "OICQ" when he first applied for it, and he has used it for many years.

He logged on to Q|Q, countless messages jumped, and there were small speakers calling.

There are many classmates in the friend column, and several people even greeted him online, and he chatted with them casually.

Xie Yunshu went online to change his signature. His original signature was like this, "The wind can't make me sad, the rain can't make me sad, neither wind nor rain can make my heart cloudy" (from: Wang Guozhen) .

The millennial teenagers are as colorful as a kaleidoscope of personalities, but they have the same commonality in many details.

The most popular female stars at this time are the two big-eyed princesses who came out of a Qing palace drama, but the fans definitely think that Cecilia Cheung and Gillian are more beautiful, Nicholas Tse and Edison Chen are the undisputed kings of Yan, but they have to listen to the concert Andy Lau and Jacky Cheung, as well as Jay Chou and Jolin Tsai, are the eternal gods of Double J.

Half of the lottery is about burying the loved family, and the other half is about pain literature.

Guo Jingming's "Youth is a Bright Sorrow", Annie Baby's "I think we don't love anymore, it's so good", and Wang Guozhen and Xi Murong's poems represent those indescribable, sour and sweet little good.

The small horn on the message board beeped, and a stranger added Xie Yunshu as a friend. His nickname was "J&X" in capital letters, and his address showed the same city.

Xie Yunshu easily passed the friend verification of the other party.

At that time, he was still concentrating on thinking about a new lottery, but his new friend sent a message first.

[J&X: Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can I have a chat with you? 】

What the hell?

Another middle-aged greasy uncle!

Didn't see me Q|Q data says gender male?

Xie Yunshu thought of his father and fourth uncle sitting in front of the computer with their eyes glowing green, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

The other party quickly sent another message: [J&X: You and I are not destined to meet each other, it all depends on the Internet. 】

It's not just greasy, it's lard itself.

Xie Yunshu dragged the mouse, right-clicked, and deleted, all in one go.

Get out, Qiao Biluo!

Xie Yunshu instantly lost the desire to surf the Internet, he turned off the computer, turned off the lights, and went upstairs.

----

Jiang Xingzhi sat on the bed with his notebook on his knees, and the corners of his mouth curled up, very happy.

It has been several days since he added Xie Yunshu's Q|Q, and he finally passed it today.

His first Q|Q number was applied for by Xie Yunshu for him, and it already reached eleven digits at that time, but the current number only has six digits.

But Xie Yunshu's number has not changed.

……

"Mr. Jiang, do you have a Q|Q number?"

"No, I only use MSN."

"there has never been?"

"there has never been."

"Then your youth was a bit pale," Jiang Xingzhi told him in a sigh, recalling that lovely young man in his ears, "At that time, we often skipped class and went to Internet cafes just to change the latest and most A sign that pulls the wind."

He snorted: "What's so funny about that, childish."

The young man is still in high spirits: "Youth means you are more childish than anyone else. I still remember chatting with strangers on the Internet. The most fashionable opening line is "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can I chat with you?", and " You and I are not meant to be together, we all rely on the Internet to connect', hehe, it’s very fun."

……

Jiang Xingzhi sat up straight, tapping on the keyboard with his fingers happily.

One letter after another, all he and Xie Yunshu's heartfelt secrets were typed out.

[J&X: Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can I have a chat with you? 】

[J&X: You and I were never meant to be, it all depends on the Internet. 】

He waited expectantly for Xie Yunshu's reply, and then saw that the head portrait representing Xie Yunshu went dark.

dark... down... go... gone...

dark!Down!go!up!

Jiang Xingzhi tilted his head, blinked his eyes, and typed the third message with his mouth pursed: [J&X: You are Fenger and I am Sha, you are Hami and I am Melon. 】

A big red exclamation mark popped up in the dialog box.

[!You need to add the other party as a friend before you can send conversation messages to the other party]

Jiang Xingzhi was stunned.

It took a long time for his brain to realize that he was blocked by Xie Yunshu.

why?

Jiang Xingzhi couldn't understand why Xie Yunshu blocked him when he posted the most popular and fashionable opening line taught to him by Xie Yunshu?

He looked at the dialog box and bit his lips in aggrieved way.

"Excuse me," Qiao Bing unscrewed the door and called him from the door, "Dinner is ready."

Jiang Xingzhi said sullenly, "Don't eat."

"What's wrong?" Qiao Bing asked with concern, "Is there something wrong?"

Jiang Xingzhi threw the notebook aside, lay down | body, pulled the quilt over his head.

closed.

Blue thin, mushrooms.

……

The author has something to say:

Writing a chronological essay will unknowingly reveal|reveal the age, how many people, we have come together from that era.

Special thanks to little angel Lin Xin for the deep water torpedo.

Thank you Ruoxiangxi, Qitong for mine.

Thank you Lige Weilan, ﹏Love you, Russia will be fascinated〆, BL Hua Xiaomo, Lemon, Ye Zi, Dong Liqiu, hee hee, Wan Guifei auspicious, nutrient solution from unknown readers.

I will continue to work hard!