I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

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Yu Xiaomiao crossed over.

Especially unlucky, he transmigrated into a cat, and even traveled to the future world.

Technology has surpassed his imagination. I don't know whether cats have evolved or human genes have merged with cats. In short, people here can become cats, and cats can become humans.

The language is completely incomprehensible to him. In the future world depicted in the novel, various languages ​​coexist, and the technology that can generate his common language through optical brain automatic translation does not seem to exist between people who want to communicate.

Except for the naked hair, there is no identity chip on the body, and there is no brain or anything on it.It means that he does not have the currency of this era, and cannot buy clothes (when the cat form becomes a human form, the body is naked, which is not at all what is written in the Yizhi novel: the fox is so refined that the human form still wears beautiful clothes.), also There is no food to buy, he is so hungry!You can only refer to the practice of stray cats to dig through the trash can.

but……

Yu Xiaomiao looked at the leopard who was several times bigger than him, and silently turned around: Hey (#`O'), leopard, you are a high-level carnivore, the existence at the top of the food chain, guarding a trash can How much does it mean to live a life? What about your prestige?

When he was desperate, he saw a small advertisement on the corner of the street, which was stuck like psoriasis. He was very curious that psoriasis still exists in this era, so he took a second look and found that the small advertisement was actually written in Chinese , or the simplified characters he is familiar with.

——Recruitment of smooth hair masters, including food and housing.Address: 414 Shell Street.

Food and shelter included!Yu Xiaomiao's eyes lit up instantly, isn't this what he needs?

So I didn't think much about it, and hurried to look for Shell Street. I was very lucky. I looked up and saw a huge shell sign at the entrance of the street, with a direction. Of course, he didn't know the words on it, but I guess it was right. , just go inside.

It went very smoothly. The names of the shops along the street were in characters he didn't know, but the house numbers were still in Arabic numerals. He searched for them one by one, and finally found it when he was nearing the end.

The number is not on the ground, it is on the basement floor, the entrance looks like a small underground bar in the streets of Europe and America, the carved railings are rusty, and they are still green, the steps are slippery, green moss grows on the edges, and the door is heavy and heavy The wooden door, the doorbell is hanging, dragging a long rope, and it took Yu Xiaomiao a long time to reach it after jumping up.

The bell made a hoarse tinkling sound.

It took a long time for the door to open, and there was a voice that was reluctant to open the door: "What are you doing?"

"That..." Yu Xiaomiao's voice was no longer his original age, it was much younger, sounding like a boy of sixteen or seventeen, "I'm here to apply."

Just after the word "employment" was finished, there was a series of jingling Donglong's voice from inside, and when the door opened, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Yu Xiaomiao, threw him into the room, and then left quickly: "Deal" Let me go if you recruit someone, I can't go back on my word!"

Uh... Yu Xiaomiaomo.

——To be honest, I heard that the Chinese speakers are really kind, but the content does not seem to be very good, there is a feeling of... entering a den of thieves (Д*)

Sure enough... the next second, he was grabbed by Pitti and slipped up.

Don't tell me, the nape of the neck is really evil. I have only seen it in the animal world before. It is said that as long as the cat is pulled out of its stamina, no matter how powerful the big cat is, it will become good in a second.At that time, Yu Xiaomiao didn't quite believe it, but now she will experience it personally. When the skin is tight, even if the four paws want to struggle, they don't seem to be struggling at all. Instead, they move their paws like a young cat.

Yu Xiaomiao was silent again, well, I can't even resist!Resign yourself to fate!

As a result, the next second...

"Oh, it's actually a puppet!! I wanted to raise a puppet in my dreams, but today it was delivered to my door! Look, this fur color, this feel! What's the fur color called? Two-color seal? Two-color blue? Or a seal? Blue two-color? Forget it, I can’t tell the difference, just right! It feels so comfortable in the hand~~~~~~!”

Yu Xiaomiao was placed entirely on the man's lap, starting from the chin and ears.

--Oh no! ! !

He wanted to struggle at first, but he didn't expect to feel so comfortable after rua. When he rua down his ears, the blood in his brain went down in an instant, and he lost all thinking ability.

Scratching rua with my chin, it's so cool!

Yu Xiaomiao couldn't help snoring because the chin in human form couldn't feel the refreshment at all.

Eh?He froze for a moment, he didn't understand why it was purring, he didn't know that it was actually a cat's physiological characteristic, as long as it felt rua comfortable, it would make it.

Not to mention the back, his hair is already long and silky smooth, and the man's hand ran down the hair, and he also smoothed the tail for service!

"Meow!" Yu Xiaomiao couldn't help calling out.

The man smiled: "It's very comfortable, isn't it? Come on, stretch out your claws!"

Yu Xiaomiao obediently stretched out, the pads were pinched comfortably, and her belly was lightly turned over.

——Meow! ! ! ! Rua's belly is more comfortable! ! ! !

—upper left!top right!Bottom right!Bottom left!middle!

The man's hand did exactly what he wanted rua, perfect!

Yu Xiaomiao's eyes lit up.

that is……! ! ! !

——Hey (#`O′), you are a girl by the sound, where are you touching?I am a male meow, a male meow! ! !

"Ah! Both are white!"

━━∑ (￣*￣*|||━━Yu Xiaomiao Petrochemical.

"Yoyo, are you scared at this point? There will be bigger ones in the future!" The man smiled evilly, and Yu Xiaomiao immediately wanted to go wrong, regardless of whether he was comfortable or uncomfortable, and ran quickly!

"Want to run? It's too late!" The man suddenly changed into his original form, with a human face, a tiger body, and nine tails!I haven't seen this kind of animal before, but I used to keep pets when I was playing games. I read the introduction and said that it was recorded in the Book of Mountains and Seas, and it was called Lu Wu.

So is there not only cats in this world?

"That's right. With your small size, you are definitely no match for me. Submit obediently!" The man said with a smile, "I won't treat you badly, as long as you study hard, I guarantee you will become the most powerful groomer in the universe. Here , as agreed, food and lodging are included, the house is yours to live in, and the food is in the backyard, do it yourself."

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Let's say he is the strongest in the universe, with his small body, he can afford food and shelter.