I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

The place is indescribable.

There are still some advantages, it is a single room, at least you don't have to squeeze in with others, although Yu Xiaomiao doesn't know if there is a third person living here; with windows, the lighting is good, this time the sun will be just right, and the windows will leak in, which is very comfortable.

The terrain here is built along the hillside, one side is the basement level of the street, and the other side is the second floor of the house.There is also a large courtyard on the first floor. The edge of the courtyard is next to the mountain, and there is a quite large pond at the foot of the mountain.

The room is on the first floor, and you can see every plant and tree in the courtyard when you open the window. Lu Wu has good taste, the landscaping in the courtyard is comfortable, and it is very clean and tidy.

In addition to the window, there is also an independent bathroom, which is a bright bathroom with integrated bathing. There is also a large window on the side of the bathtub, and you can also see the plants and trees in the courtyard.

The disadvantages are terrible!

First of all, there are many things in the bathroom, such as a basin, which is quite large, as big as half a bathtub, which is very conspicuous.The basin is full of sand, to be precise, it is not the sand that is usually seen on the beach, but some small balls the size of rice grains, which will shatter when pinched, and the crumbs are like dust.

At first, Yu Xiaomiao didn't want to understand what it was, but later she recalled that she had a friend who kept cats, and he always called himself a shit shoveler.Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand, so he asked a question, and his friend took a picture of the cat toilet to show him.

A basin with a bunch of gray spherical objects inside. My friend explained that it was a cat litter box, a place where cats go to the toilet.The gray spherical object is cat litter, and cats like to bury it after defecating.

So... Yu Xiaomiao realized that the bathtub in front of him should be a cat litter box.

Looking at the room again, the design of bunk beds, the upper layer is a bed, the lower layer is a desk, and a wardrobe, similar to a university dormitory.But all the poles used to pick up the space are wrapped with a thick circle of hemp and rope, and there are no ladders or ladders to go to the upper bed, as if these ropes are wrapped with hemp rope.

Yu Xiaomiao once again thought of the furnishings of the friend who kept cats, and he realized again, cat climbing frame? !

Well, in a world where feline and human forms coexist, it's not surprising that there are so many items that cats like.

but! !! !!

The previous occupant of the room, that is, the one who dragged him in just now was a tiger. He had a heavy body odor and fled in a hurry. In the one-acre three-point land that belongs to him, all corners have not been left behind.

What's terrible is the natural deterrence and suppression of cats. Yu Xiaomiao's calves have not stopped shaking since he entered this room, and he doesn't even have the strength to clean up the room.

This is just a matter of living, the problem of food is even more serious.

In the future world, technology is advanced, but food is lagging behind.In order to quickly adapt to the high-intensity interstellar life, human beings give up the process of letting the stomach absorb and digest food to obtain energy, and directly choose high-intensity and high-recovery synthetic food.

The food is good and good for the body, but the taste is really bad.It was a white lump with no smell, and the taste was not good. It was slippery and wet, and I couldn't swallow it at all.

This makes Yu Xiaomiao, who loves food first, nothing to love.

The most frightening thing is yet to come. The profession of Shunmao Master exists in a serious manner, and there is a complete set of admission and assessment mechanisms.

You must first take the job certificate; after 2 years of practice, you will take the primary certificate; after obtaining the primary certificate, you will take the intermediate certificate after 2 years of practice;

The employment certificate is the unified examination of the region, the primary certificate is the examination of the capital of the land administrative region, the intermediate certificate is the examination of the capital of the planet, and the advanced certificate is the examination of the capital of the galaxy.

On-the-job certificate examination "Professional Standards and Ethics of Shunmao Teachers", "Basics of Shunmao Teachers" and operation exams; primary examination "Practice of Primary Shunmao Teachers", "Basics of Shunmao Teachers" and practical operations; Practice", "Shunmao Master Management", "Shunmao Teacher Method"; Advanced Examination "Advanced Shunmao Teacher Practice".

Those who participate in the qualification examination for primary smooth hair teachers must pass the examinations of all subjects within one examination year before they can obtain the primary qualification certificate.

Those who participate in the intermediate qualification examination for smooth hair teachers must pass the examinations of all subjects within two consecutive examination years before they can obtain the intermediate qualification certificate.

Those who participate in the qualification examination for advanced smoothing teachers must pass the examinations of all subjects within one examination year.The examination is divided into two parts: written examination and interview. Only those who pass the qualification review can obtain the advanced qualification certificate.

The whole process of the exam is a paperless exam, and the official language stipulated by each galaxy is used to answer the questions.

The galaxy Yu Xiaomiao lives in is called the Kate Galaxy, and the official language is Meow Xing Wen, which is a variety of different types of meow claws, big and small.Since the exam is closed-book, no translation equipment is allowed. Candidates who take part in the exam need to be proficient in using cat characters.

Just translating simplified characters into meow star text is enough, not to mention the serious groomer course, covering the evolution history, physiological structure, principles of various groomer machines, various medicines, and laws in all aspects. Laws and regulations, professional ethics, special management of Shunmao teachers (including butler courses).

Language, characters, history, geography, biology, physics, chemistry, law, management, etc. have spanned an unknown number of years of scientific and technological progress and cultural progress.

Even Yu Xiaomiao, who was barely a top student before time travelling, graduated from 985211, couldn't take so many courses.

It is better not to have such a package of food and accommodation!No wonder that guy was so eager to run when he came, he would rather starve to death and run away!

"Little puppet, you can run if you want. I'm not that unkind. The rules are still the same. If you can find a new home, I'll let you go!" Lu Wu appeared at the right time with a kind smile on his face, " The person in front of you has been here for 200 years, so go for it!"

"..." Yu Xiaomiaomo, come on, in 200 years, he would have died a long time ago!