I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

When Yu Xiaomiao broke free from the ghost bed for the second time, it was already the next morning, he was exhausted, and he thought that he had never been in this situation before, so why couldn't he break free from the ghost bed this time.

Finally, when he looked up, he finally found the reason why it was so difficult to break free this time. Lin Shaofeng's small body was lying on his body and sleeping soundly, and it happened to be on his left chest cavity.

I'm pressing my heart, no wonder it's so uncomfortable, you little bastard!The difference in sleep has gone beyond the realm.Yu Xiaomiao thought to herself, looking back to find related methods to correct the cub's sleeping appearance.

He carefully put Lin Shaofeng back into the cat's litter, jumped out of the bed with a sore back, changed his clothes, and washed up. Seeing that Lin Shaofeng would not wake up immediately, he read a book first.

When he sat at the desk, he felt a little weird.His book is spread out, and he did spread the book before going to bed last night, the page number seems to be 512 pages, and this time it really stays on page 512, and the book after page 512 is a lot fluffy.

Anyone who has used paper books (in fact, books in this interstellar era are all electronic versions, but Lu Xiaoxiao likes retro, so he made a paper version for Yu Xiaomiao) knows that books are pressed and bound. It's firm without flipping, not fluffy.Yu Xiaomiao was surprised, so he flipped back and saw various markings, which imitated his previous handwriting, and according to his habit, marked three stars, two stars, and one star respectively for important, less important, and less important. star.

Yu Xiaomiao was surprised. He was sure that he had never read the page numbers after that. When he was flipping through this book before, he was also sure that no one had marked the page numbers on the back pages.

Why did these labels suddenly appear overnight?There is no one else in his room, even Lu Xiaoxiao has gone out, who would have been here, and still give the emphasis?

Oh no, wait!

And that little black cat!

Yu Xiaomiao glanced at Lin Shaofeng who was sleeping soundly. Lin Shaofeng was younger and the road was unstable. How could it be him who marked it?

Yu Xiaomiao couldn't figure it out.

Lin Shaofeng, who was pretending to be asleep, did not expect that Yu Xiaomiao would find out the important points he had marked so quickly, but he was not overly worried that he would be exposed, anyway, the key points had already been drawn, and from today onwards, he could not go to Yu Xiaomiao's side, Yu Xiaomiao would definitely Can't find him!

It's a pity that Lin Shaofeng's never-to-be-cooked food didn't last too long. There is no other reason. Yu Xiaomiao's cooking skills are really good. A fish can be transformed into all kinds of meals in his hands, and the ingredients at home are not only fish. There are also shrimp, shells, vegetables and so on.

——It’s so annoying to only drink fish soup! !Lin Shaofeng shouted.

He wanted to express his thoughts to Yu Xiaomiao, but he was afraid that the more he expressed, the more he would reveal.After thinking about it, he finally found a safe method - speaking skills.

According to the growth pattern of cubs, cubs will be able to speak at about seven or eight months of age. This speech is not simply like that of parents. No matter what race or language they belong to, mothers basically have the same pronunciation, which is the sound of "mom mamma" when the baby wants to eat.

The sounds made by cat cubs at the age of seven or eight months belong to the kind of speech that already seems to express ideas.This line fits Lin Shaofeng's idea of ​​changing his appetite.

As long as he utters a word a little, he can roughly express the meaning.

For example, one day Yu Xiaomiao went to the vegetable garden:

Yu Xiaomiao carried Lin Shaofeng in the pocket of his sweater to catch fish. When he passed the vegetable field, Lin Shaofeng would show his head, and his little claws would claw hard at Xiaomiao's pocket, saying vaguely: "Dou~~~"

He was referring to broad beans.

Vegetables planted in early spring, the first to mature and bear fruit are broad beans. The pods of broad beans are fat and the beans are large. After peeling off, take out the meat inside, steam them and grind them into a cooking machine, add condensed milk and milk, and you can make A bowl of smooth broad bean soup.

Yu Xiaomiao just made it a few days ago, and it was Lu Xiaoxiao who mentioned it. She was curious about what kind of food such as broad beans can make, so Yu Xiaomiao showed her hands.

Lu Xiaoxiao was astonished after drinking.

Lin Shaofeng also got a small share, but before he could take a few bites, Lu Xiaoxiao snatched them all, and looked at Lin Shaofeng with a provocative face: "The land is mine, and the broad bean soup is of course also all of it." Mine, don't accept it and bite me!

Lin Shaofeng really wanted to bite at that time, but reason still stopped him. With his current ability, he really couldn't bite Lu Xiaoxiao's Lu Wu.

But he was not willing to just lose his broad bean soup, so he took advantage of it today.

Yu Xiaomiao understood Lin Shaofeng's meaning, and thought that it was time to harvest all the broad beans anyway. If the crop of broad beans missed the harvest, the originally green pods would immediately turn black, and even the meat inside would be affected.

Instead, pick them off in time, peel off the pods and shells, and store them in the freezer for a long time, even the color will not fade.Moreover, the pods of broad beans are very good farmyard manure, which is rich in nitrogen. Backfilling the pods back into the soil earlier is more conducive to the growth of other vegetables.

He is going to take the exam in the capital of the planet in a few days, and it will be too late to deal with it when he comes back. Why don't we just follow the little guy's wishes and deal with it today.

So under the bright spring light, a large pile of pods piled up into a hill.

Yu Xiaomiao was peeling hard, and Lin Shaofeng started playing with the pods when he had nothing to do.In this era, there is no impact of pests and diseases, because the insects have evolved into the Zerg, and simple vegetables cannot satisfy the huge appetite of the Zerg. Humans have fought against the Zerg for many years, and the Zerg will not appear in places like the Kate Galaxy.

So the pods grow very well. A pod can be as big as Lin Shaofeng's body. When he hugs it up, the pod is like his little pillow.

Lin Shaofeng hugged and rolled on the ground, and even played tricks, kicking the pods with four legs, just like a kind of juggling in the human period of the earth, turning the big vat.

I don't want Yu Xiaomiao to be paying attention to Lin Shaofeng's actions. Although he finally dispelled his doubts about Lin Shaofeng that day, but recently Lin Shaofeng was able to speak, and the meaning expressed was surprisingly accurate, which made Yu Xiaomiao feel a little incredible.

Pronunciation is a normal phenomenon, cubs can speak when they are old, and some gifted ones can speak quite a lot.But the expression is strange, the cub is a child, the brain is not fully developed, the expression will not be very accurate, or even not accurate at all, it depends on the parents to guess over there.

How could this cub of his family be so capable?

Look at Lin Shaofeng kicking the pod shell again. The pea pod shell has a certain weight because of its thick skin and large size.The development of the little black cat's legs in the past month or so is not much different from before, and it is reasonable to say that it can't move the pod.

Thinking of this, Yu Xiaomiao pondered for a while, then suddenly picked up a broad bean and threw it in front of Lin Shaofeng.

The broad beans are flat and round, and they were thrown in the past, which immediately aroused the cat's instinct. Before Lin Shaofeng could react, he dropped the pods and rushed towards the broad beans.

At the moment when he fell down, Lin Shaofeng reacted, felt Yu Xiaomiao's examining eyes, and felt bad, the little puppet did not give up doubting him at all.So he urgently thought of a way, and when he looked up, he saw the pile of bean pod shells.

He kept the previous movement, continued to jump a few times "unskillfully" and fell into the pile of bean pod shells. His small body was thrashing vigorously inside, and he couldn't help meowing: "Save~~Save~~"

Yu Xiaomiao's eyebrows sank, and he fished Lin Shaofeng out of it. Lin Shaofeng didn't forget to be cheap and cute, and he was mad at Yu Xiaomiao: "Meow~~"

Yu Xiaomiao's eyebrows darkened even more.

Soon it was the eve of departure.

According to the regulations of the Shunmao Master Examination: the job certificate is the unified examination of the region, the primary certificate is the examination of the capital of the land administrative region, the intermediate certificate is the examination of the capital of the planet, and the advanced certificate is the examination of the capital of the galaxy.

The small town where Lu Xiaoxiao lives is located on a planet named Kates-2 in the Kate galaxy. Kets-1 is also called Kets star and is the capital of the Kets galaxy.

There are five continents in Kates-2, and the distribution is roughly similar to that of the Earth, the birthplace of human beings.

There is a continental administrative center on each continent, and this is the location of the employment certificate examination.

These five continents are collectively called land administrative regions, and there is also a general capital responsible for management, which is the location of the primary certificate examination.

In addition to land administrative regions, there are ocean administrative regions and sky administrative regions. The three regions together constitute the total administrative region of a planet.There is also a capital, generally located within the sky administrative region.

But the planet Kautes-2 is relatively small, and the population pressure is not too great, so there are basically no residents in the two administrative regions of the sky and the sea, so the location of the intermediate exam is the same as that of the elementary exam.

Advanced is to go to the capital of the planet Keith.

The continent where Lu Xiaoxiao's family is located is called Zhongzhou. The administrative center is not far from the small town where they live. It is at the mouth of a big river. It is called Haishi. It has a population of about 2500 million and belongs to a large city on this planet.

Because the infrastructure is not perfect, there are not many buses from the town to Haishi, and there are regular buses.

Fortunately, there will be a trip in the evening, and it will take about an hour and a half to drive to Haishi.Lu Xiaoxiao also thoughtfully booked a hotel near the examination room for him, and said that she paid for the cost, and also recommended a food street where he could go shopping after the examination.

Yu Xiaomiao has been in this interstellar era for more than two months, and he has not really experienced the style of this era, so he is naturally looking forward to it.

But when he was about to leave, the little black cat Lin Shaofeng started making trouble.

Because Lu Xiaoxiao doesn't know how to bring a baby, Lin Shaofeng can only be placed in a temporary nursery, or in a multifunctional baby carriage at home, which has everything to eat, drink, and eat. Lu Xiaoxiao only needs to come down regularly to feed and press Clean the switch of the system.

But Lin Shaofeng's hard work for so many days was focused on going to the big city with Yu Xiaomiao, how could he give up so easily.As soon as Yu Xiaomiao was put in the stroller, she became extremely irritable, kept hitting the car wall with her little head, and yelled at Xiao Miao, even the soothing mode had no effect at all.

Yu Xiaomiao was in trouble.

Lu Xiaoxiao stared at Lin Shaofeng for a while, and finally lifted the little black cat out of it with a big wave of his hand, and threw it into Xiaomiao's arms: "Take him."

Hey... I'm going to take an exam, how can I enter the exam room with him?Yu Xiaomiao was speechless.

Lu Xiaoxiao smiled: "Don't worry, you are not a special case, so go at ease."

Yu Xiaomiao was at a loss when he heard it, and he didn't know what it means to be not a special case until he got on the bus and passed a stop.

The shuttle bus from the small town to Haishi is not the kind that runs on land. The Star Alliance's finances are tight, and there is no money to build roads on the major planets. Therefore, the traffic between cities can be achieved by aircraft that do not use roads. Mainly.

The aircraft that Yu Xiaomiao was riding in was similar to the ugly Osprey he had seen in the movies of the Earth Period. It didn't need a runway run-up, and the engine could spin.Hover vertically when reaching the destination, and assist flying horizontally when flying.

There are four such aircraft, and the supporting carriages are quite large.

The shape of the carriage is not much different from that of an airplane cabin, and the functional areas are also similar. The front is the cockpit, the back is the business class, and the rear is the economy class.

There are no flight attendants and no food inside. The difference between business class and economy class is that the seat space of business class is bigger.

Yu Xiaomiao bought the economy class, and there is no fixed seat number after entering, so she can choose by herself.He picked a window seat so he could see the scenery outside clearly after takeoff.

If she hadn't been sitting in such an aircraft, Yu Xiaomiao would have thought she was living in the Earth era just based on the view outside the window.

Outside the window is an endless hilly landscape with lush vegetation and no roads. Occasionally, one or two houses are located in the mountains, which is very similar to the scenery he saw when he went to his grandmother's house when he was a child.

The aircraft soon arrived at the next stop, which was a big town, and many people came up. A young man who was about the same age as Yu Xiaomiao sat beside him. The young man had short blond hair and was also wearing a sweater. There was also a pocket on his stomach, which was heavy. of.

After taking off with the aircraft again, the boy's pocket moved, and a small head protruded from it. The fur was yellow with black spots, and there were two obvious tear stains.

It's a cheetah cub.

The little cheetah obviously noticed Lin Shaofeng in the pocket of Yu Xiaomiao's sweater, and shouted happily at him: "Meow~~"

For the first time, Yu Xiaomiao knew that the cry of a cheetah cub was similar to that of a cat.

Lin Shaofeng obviously didn't want to talk to the little cheetah, but Yu Xiaomiao couldn't help but slipped out to say hello: "The kids have called you so many times, you should come out and say hello." Yu Xiaomiao said.

Nasty parents!Lin Shaofeng thought, and meowed perfunctorily at the little cheetah.

The little cheetah was a little disappointed, Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly apologized to the boy: "He...doesn't go out often, so..."

"I understand!" The young man touched his cub's head with a clear face, "I'm young, she is the first child, and I don't have much experience in raising children, so I don't know how to educate the cub."

ha?Firstborn?your cub?You are so young, doesn't it look like you can get married?Yu Xiaomiao was puzzled.

"You are also the first child! Alas, there is no way, the war is so tight these days, everyone will marry as early as possible." The young man sighed.

Yu Xiaomiao raised her eyebrows: No!I don't!I'm not!

The young man didn't pay attention to Yu Xiaomiao's reaction, but lowered his head and teased Lin Shaofeng, and said with a smile, "Your husband is an outstanding person at first glance. Just look at his coat color and how strong his genes are."

The meaning of youth is that Yu Xiaomiao and Lin Shaofeng obviously don't look like each other. Lin Shaofeng's ability to grow up like this must be due to his partner's strong genes. These days, strong genes are a guarantee of safety. Unlike him, the cub is just a cheetah just like him .

The message Yu Xiaomiao received was shocking, husband?Eh?Isn't this boy a man?husband?Could it be a woman.He carefully checked, it doesn't look like a woman at all?

As a result, the young man was looked at strangely by him: "What's wrong with you?"

"You... aren't you male?" Yu Xiaomiao asked cautiously, "Your husband is also..." Male?

Before the word "male" was uttered, the boy looked surprised: "You are so humorous. The Star Alliance realized transgender reproduction more than 100 years ago. Now it is normal for two men to get married, don't you? Otherwise, what Are you taking the baby?"

"I..." Yu Xiaomiao turned her head silently, I really am not...

The boy was even more strange, and even stood up to express that he would not sit with this strange guy like Yu Xiaomiao.

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly stopped him, and asked about the specific situation in a different way.

It turns out that after so many years of war with the Zerg, the Interstellar Alliance has experienced a serious population crisis. The alliance has introduced many measures for this, such as: all-round subsidies for giving birth to cubs, adjustments to the age line for giving birth to cubs, allowing interstellar gender birth etc.

"If the population continues to drop like this, maybe one day the alliance will restart the biological laboratory and artificially breed the next generation." The boy sighed.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand the specific situation of the biological laboratory, but Lin Shaofeng's eyes moved, because of the existence of this biological laboratory, humans from the earth created the cat race.

With more and more cats, they finally replaced the original humans and became the masters of the universe. After a series of difficult struggles, they finally closed this cruel biological laboratory.

It must not be restarted!