I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Soon after an hour and a half, Yu Xiaomiao arrived at Haishi.

Haishi has the largest transportation hub in the Central Continent, and the terminal of the bus just connects to it. The moment he got off the bus, Yu Xiaomiao heard a huge roar.

On the horizon, near the coast, a bright moon has already risen, and the dots of signal lights outline several huge monsters, which are in the shape of a quarter arc, one end parallel to the ground, and the other end pointing directly at the sky.

It's an air-ground runway!Starship glides down the runway—accelerates—lifts off—launches.Fly to the bright starry sky with a huge roar.

Yu Xiaomiao was dumbfounded. The dream of flying to the sky for thousands of years is as common as eating and sleeping in this era.He had imagined countless times how he would feel if he sat on it, but the earth civilization of his era could not achieve the technology that ordinary people could experience flying in any case.

Traveling to this interstellar era can be realized at once, so frankly cool!I must try it out!

Seeing Yu Xiaomiao's stupid appearance, Lin Shaofeng murmured silently: "Stupid puppet, this is just a civilian facility. It needs to use the runway. The military one looks good."The huge interstellar fleet, the huge particle cannon tore through the sky, and the picture of opening the space leap channel is shocking.

Of course Yu Xiaomiao couldn't hear Lin Shaofeng muttering, and after watching for a long time, she reluctantly left.

The transportation in Haishi is very developed, and there are three optional transportation methods in the hub center:

The first is the rail transit, which is similar to the urban rail transit of Yu Xiaomiao in the Earth period.The technology of the interstellar era is more advanced, and it will extend deeper into the city's underground and expand to the sky above the city.The final construction effect is based on the needs of urban residents. In a city like Haishi, only some road sections in the main urban area are underground, and the rest are ground transportation.

The second is public transportation. The transportation is the same as that used by Yu Xiaomiao from the small town. The difference is that according to the urban planning of Haishi, this kind of transportation is not allowed to fly over the city, and can only drive on the ground.

The third is a taxi or a carpool. The car is no longer a car in the earth era, but a beautiful and smooth aircraft that travels in the air.The transportation plan of Haishi gave up all the air traffic lines to this type of transportation, and you can see them whizzing by as soon as you look up.

The aircraft is expensive, and it costs a lot of money to go to the hotel that Lu Xiaoxiao booked, but Yu Xiaomiao doesn't have that much money.It took more than an hour to get to the hotel by public transportation. It was already dark and the little black cat wanted to rest, so he finally chose rail transportation.

Taking the rail transit is similar to the subway station in the earth era, buying tickets, security checks, and entering the station.

The difference is that the security check here is very sloppy. When Yu Xiaomiao queued to enter the station, he observed how the passengers in front entered the station.

Like Yu Xiaomiao, some passengers buy tickets, and they can just check the tickets when they enter the station. Some passengers don’t buy tickets, they put their left wrist directly on the ticket gate, and the screen on the ticket gate will show that the code is passed, and some people will also show their identity information.

Yu Xiaomiao can understand the process of scanning codes, which is similar to scanning transportation cards or paying during the Earth era.But it is not clear why only some people show their identity information, and where is his identity information?

There was an ID card in the earth age, should there be an ID card in this era?

Fortunately, the one in front of him was an enthusiastic old lady, and seeing Yu Xiaomiao's puzzled expression, she knew that she didn't often take the rail transit.

This situation is very common in the interstellar era. Most of the low-level cats, especially the cats, have no chance to leave their birthplace in their entire lives. normal.

So I briefly introduced: "If you buy a ticket, you can check it directly. If you have an ID chip, you can directly swipe it. Here, it is on your left wrist. If you don't have an ID chip, you can also swipe it with a portable optical computer, which is also installed on your left wrist. .”

That's it!Yu Xiaomiao still doesn't understand. In this era, it is not necessary to bring identity information to go out?

The old lady seemed to see Yu Xiaomiao's doubts, and after looking around, she secretly explained: "The human resources department is short of manpower, so we can't install ID chips for everyone, anyway, it doesn't matter, many people will never leave this planet for the rest of their lives. .Here!" The old lady pointed to the airport, "It is only required to have an ID chip when taking the starship."

I see!Yu Xiaomiao understood, no wonder he couldn't find an ID chip on him, and Lu Xiaoxiao dared to let him go out to take the exam without worrying about it.

But don't you check the accommodation?Don't check the exam?Yu Xiaomiao was puzzled.

Soon, he got the answer.

The hotel does not check.

The hotel that Lu Xiaoxiao booked for him was on a long street, it was very conspicuous and easy to find, right after getting off the rail transit station.

One side of the kilometer-long street is full of hotels, and the other side is a school that occupies a very large area. The interior is basically teaching buildings, and there are no other facilities such as playgrounds and gymnasiums.

According to reports, in order to save resources and facilitate management, Hai City arranges all professional examinations here.Candidates who come from all over the mainland basically have to stay overnight, and a lot of hotel land is planned and approved opposite the school.

Every time the exam held in the school is more than one type of vocational exam, there are so many candidates who come to rush for the exam, and there is a long list of people who check in to each hotel on average.If the identities are checked one by one, many candidates have to wait until late at night to check in, which is not good for the next day's exam.

Therefore, the hotel check-in procedure is completely simplified. Enter the code given after booking on the machine at the door, the machine will automatically recognize and arrange the room, and will spit out a room card for you to complete the check-in procedure without checking your identity at all.

The usage of the room card is the same as that of the earth period. Once the lock is released, the door will open.There is a slight difference after opening it. In the earth age, the card must be inserted into the card slot, otherwise it will not be powered on. This is because commercial electricity is expensive.

The electricity bill in the Interstellar era is pitifully cheap, and the energy used is not only electricity, so there is no step of inserting a card.All facilities in the room can be used normally after opening the door.

The room facilities are very different, just the bathroom, and the earth period is a flush toilet. There are not only toilets, but also cat litter boxes.The cat litter box is arranged according to the occupant information provided at the time of booking, the cat is smaller, and the tiger and lion are larger.

Yu Xiaomiao was not used to using cat litter at all, but thought of the little black cat. This child hasn't gone to the toilet for a long time, and he refuses to use diapers. It's time to go to the toilet.

So I slipped out and wanted him to go to the toilet.If it's in human form, just urinate, but in cat form... Yu Xiaomiao recalled that he didn't really pay attention to how the little black cat went to the toilet, he just remembered that this guy didn't like to use diapers very much.

How did you go to the toilet?Are you still on your way?Yu Xiaomiao looked at Lin Shaofeng.

Lin Shaofeng: "..." The silly puppet didn't pay attention before, why did it suddenly notice this today?For things like going to the toilet, the first few times he was afraid of revealing his secrets, he reluctantly used a diaper, but later found that the other party didn't pay attention at all, so he took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and use the flush toilet to solve it.

He definitely can't jump on the toilet to demonstrate at this time. According to the set age, his legs and feet are not so agile.It is even more impossible to use a cat litter box. There is no cat litter box in Yu Xiaomiao's room.

only...

Lin Shaofeng's already dark face darkened, and he bared his teeth at Yu Xiaomiao and yelled fiercely, "Meow!!!" and couldn't stop kicking his short legs.

According to the description in the book Smoother Basics, this is a sign of the cub’s urgency to urinate.Yu Xiaomiao quickly put Lin Shaofeng into the litter box without thinking about it.

"Meow!!!!!!" There was another burst of grinning, Lin Shaofeng: Wrong!No litter box will be used.

What about the toilet?Yu Xiaomiao got up and was about to walk over.

Lin Shaofeng: "Meow!!!!!!!" It won't work!

Then there are only diapers!Yu Xiaomiao frantically flipped through the bag, finally found one and wrapped it for Lin Shaofeng.

Lin Shaofeng→＿→When I recover, I will get revenge!

In addition to the different bathrooms, the furnishings of the bedrooms are also completely different. There are no TVs, lamps, kettles, and boiling water cups that can be seen in the earth period. There is only a bare wall with a row of touch buttons on the corner. Knowing the facilities of the room, you can display them with one click, which is cleaner and more convenient than the hotel furnishings in the Earth Age.

There is also an obvious baby facility near the window, a multi-functional baby sleeping cabin. When Lu Xiaoxiao booked Yu Xiaomiao's room, he filled in that there would be cubs accompanying him, and the hotel automatically allocated a room with such facilities.

The original intention is to facilitate the two couples to handle affairs, and the cub should have a place to settle when it gets in the way.Yu Xiaomiao obviously didn't need it, so she put Lin Shaofeng on the bed directly.

The bed is much larger than the bed on Earth.The main thing is to take care of the cat form. The human form is about 10-20 cm taller than the average height of the earth period, and the cat form is exaggerated.The normal ones are tigers and lions, and the abnormal ones are Lu Wu like Lu Xiaoxiao, whose ordinary size bed is not enough to perform.

So the bed in front of me is the same as when Yu Xiaomiao was reading novels. It is more or less flat and can be rolled several times from one end to the other. There is no need to worry that Lin Shaofeng will fall out of bed at night.

As soon as he lay down on the bed, Lin Shaofeng started to meow at Xiao Miao. After driving so many ways, he finished freeing the memory just now, empty and hungry! (*?? ω??)

Yu Xiaomiao was also hungry.

The hotels in the interstellar era only provide nutritious meals, and there are no other restaurants outside, because everyone is used to eating nutritious food and has no habit of eating other foods, so the restaurant has no business and no one opens it.

Yu Xiaomiao could only bring her own, packed all the meals for today and tomorrow in a crisper box, and also brought fresh fish and a miniature cooking stove.He had studied the safety regulations of the hotel, and since no one would cook food in the room, there were no relevant regulations on whether food could be cooked.Yu Xiaomiao acquiesced, compared the energy requirements, brought a stove that met the requirements, and successfully stewed Lin Shaofeng's fish soup.

The house was full of delicious fragrances, Lin Shaofeng immediately put aside the matter of revenge, had a hearty meal, and fell asleep obediently.There are still important things to do tomorrow, and the main thing is to recharge your batteries. Yu Xiaomiao also has to do pre-exam review, so don't bother him.

The exam was held on the second day. According to the arrangement of the exam room, Yu Xiaomiao took the morning exam, started at 8:12, and ended at [-]:[-].

He went to the examination room early in the morning and found that the examination room did not check his identity.

He didn't know that because of the remoteness of the Kets-2 planet and the lack of rich resources to attract investment, there has only been a loss of population over the years, but no inflow.For a job with a high employment rate like a shunmao teacher, the phenomenon of loss is even more serious. Many people go to other planets to find employment after passing the exam.

In order to increase the number of hair groomers on this planet, the planet Keith-2 can only be opened up for all those who meet the registration requirements to take the test. If the number of passers is high, there will always be a few left on the planet, so the identity verification will not be possible. strict.

As for things like substitute exams, other planets offer higher bids, and those who can replace them will run away, so there is no need to worry at all.

Not only is identity verification not strict, but it is also common to take cubs to the exam.Some administrative regions even introduced subsidy policies to encourage everyone to apply for the exam. Although the amount is not large, it is still a good income for full-time mothers/dads, so half of the people in the audience brought their cubs.

The setting of the examination room is also very user-friendly, and it provides a complete custody service. The cubs are divided into classes according to their age, and are managed by childcare teachers of all ages. There are also nursing aunts who can feed and feed the cubs according to the parents' requirements. Provided by parents.

Only then did Yu Xiaomiao understand why Lu Xiaoxiao asked him to bring Lin Shaofeng with him.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't know, but Lin Shaofeng knew quite well, which is why he had to go out with him.

Although Haishi, the capital of Middle Continent, is not the largest city in the Kate galaxy, it is also a city with a lot of personal traffic.

The people who came to Planet Kate with him back then were all elites who followed him through life and death. Since he didn't die, those people would never be completely annihilated.

They will look for his trail, they may not be able to find the town where Yu Xiaomiao lives, but they will definitely come to Haishi, as long as they find the contact sign, they can contact them.

Sure enough, not long after he slipped out, he found a mark, a pair of small and inconspicuous wings, which were drawn quite scribbled, and he didn't pay attention to it, just thought it was two Chinese characters for "Feng".

If you look carefully, you will find that "Feng" has a particularly long stroke, which is also bent. This is a contact mark and is used to indicate the direction.

Lin Shaofeng immediately observed at the intersection. There were not many people at this time, and he happened to be in a dead corner of monitoring, so he quickly turned into the intersection, and quickly found the next mark and the direction the mark pointed to.

After a while, he came to a row of low houses. The houses were very simple and not even built with traditional building materials. If I had to describe them, they looked more like simple construction sheds in the human earth period.

The houses made of such materials are basically the buildings at the beginning of the city's development. The people who started the construction first lived in this kind of place. After the new buildings are built, this kind of building will be abandoned.

Generally, this kind of building is rarely seen in cities that have been built for a long time, and it is relatively rare to see it in Haishi.

Lin Shaofeng observed in front of the building for a while, and after making sure it was safe, he turned into the room indicated by the mark.

The room was very messy and there was a lot of dust. Lin Shaofeng who had just entered the door was slapped in the face and couldn't help but sneezed.It was this sneeze that made the originally quiet room suddenly chaotic.

There was a clatter, and the broken can fell to the ground; a few bangs, as if someone had dropped it; there was a spatter, and another squeak, as if the clothes were being put on, but they were torn instead of being put on.

Lin Shaofeng raised his eyebrows: "Okay, it's not like I've never seen you naked, what clothes are you wearing!"

"Okay, okay, boss, you still understand me, it's too troublesome to put on clothes." A naive voice said, crying, "Boss, I found you, and the Zerg is too ruthless. It became like that, I thought I would never see him again in this life..."

The man's voice paused, and he stared at Lin Shaofeng with the lamp in his mouth for a long time, his mouth was tightly shut, it could be seen that he had exhausted all his strength to hold back his laughter.

Reluctantly, his face was tense, his stomach was not tense, and he was shaking violently.

Lin Shaofeng raised his eyebrows: "Laugh if you want to."

"W-how dare...hahahahaha" the man lost the lamp and laughed while hugging his stomach on all fours.

The light almost hit Lin Shaofeng, Lin Shaofeng despised: "It's almost enough, get up and work."

The man had no choice but to try his best to stop laughing, but he was only a manul.Rabbit cats are simple-looking, and when they are not smiling, the hair colors hanging down from the eyes are quite kind-hearted and squinting. Now when they are smiling, they have a bitter face, not knowing whether they are crying or laughing.

Lin Shaofeng couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and turned away his face: "Tell me about the situation."

Rabbit mantle stated the situation after Lin Shaofeng left. It is very regrettable that the Zerg attacked too hard this time. Only Rabbit mantle and a snow leopard survived.

The two of them were also injured to varying degrees, the rabbit mantle was slightly lighter, and the snow leopard was slightly more injured.After a month or so of rest, they have basically recovered. Snow leopards are not common in the cat clan, which is obvious, so they arranged for cat cats to come out to look for Lin Shaofeng.

Tuman's surname is Sun, and his name is Sun Jun. Of course, he has nothing to do with Yingjun. He has the shape of Tuman. He is a simple and simple fat man.

Sun Jun is also up to the challenge, he is a leader in the industry, scouting news and hacking are what he is best at, with him around, there is no need to worry about leaving this planet.

Just where to go after leaving?Lin Shaofeng's face darkened.

The arrest warrant of the entire alliance makes it difficult for him to move forward. The best way is to join the Eighth Fleet, but there is no news from the fleet at present.This fleet was carefully built by him, and he knows best its combat effectiveness.The Zerg are powerful, but their tactics are not good enough to completely wipe out his fleet.

There is no news that there should be other troubles!For the current plan, leave the Keith-2 planet as soon as possible, and go to the accident star field to actively search for the fleet.

Sun Jun had the same thoughts as Lin Shaofeng: "Laoxue is cruising around the periphery of the planet to meet us. It's the boss..." Sun Jun paused, looked Lin Shaofeng up and down, "Are you...?"

"The mental power is disordered, and it can only maintain such a size." Lin Shaofeng briefly talked about his previous experience.

Sun Jun frowned. If the evacuation plan he formulated was to be carried out smoothly, Lin Shaofeng must have one-third of the previous combat strength, but judging from the current situation, it is less than one-twentieth of the combat strength, right?

After thinking about it, Sun Junsi kindly suggested: "Boss, if you don't dislike me, I also have a job certificate for Master Shun Mao. I will give you Shun Shun during this time?"

As he said that, Sun Jun threw his hands at Lin Shaofeng.

Oh no!stop!Lin Shaofeng's mind was ringing with alarm bells, and he quickly backed away, just kidding!Sun Jun's smooth hair is not smooth hair, other people's smooth hair is comfortable smooth, Sun Jun directly treats you as a cat scratching board.

He is so small now, he is gone within a few grabs.

Sun Jun did not give up: "Boss, I know you dislike me, but a dead horse is a living horse doctor, isn't it? You can't find a second groomer now, can you?"

Who said I can't find a second hair smoother?Lin Shaofeng has no way to retreat, don't I still have... Yu Xiaomiao?

Before he could say "Yu Xiaomiao", he heard a roar. Yu Xiaomiao, who was supposed to be in the examination room, suddenly appeared, jumped in front of Lin Shaofeng, his hair exploded, and roared at Sun Jun again.

Sun Jun was obviously taken aback by Yu Xiaomiao, and he didn't bother to judge the situation and went to Lin Shaofeng first. Lin Shaofeng was surprised when he didn't want Lin Shaofeng to hide behind Xiaomiao, and he didn't even react when he touched Sun Jun's eyes.

Sun Jun was dumbfounded.

Yu Xiaomiao was angry: "Who are you? How dare you kidnap my cub?"

ha?What?your cub?He, he, isn't he my major general?When did it become your cub?Sun Jun was even more stupid.

What made him even more dazed was still behind. He saw his major general staggered when he heard these words, staggered and approached the puppet, and said coquettishly to the puppet: "Meow!"

∑(っ°Д°;)っThis, this, this, what is going on?Sun Jun petrified on the spot, watching the puppet carefully pick up his major general and leave. The moment he turned around, his major general gave him a warning look: "Don't meddle in your own business, don't speak out to the public".

Sun Jun(?Д?)ノ