I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Are you kidding me? !How can a praying mantis grow so big?

With one arm down, half of the sky can be covered, and with two arms down, the sky can be blocked out!

Yu Xiaomiao knows that humans in this interstellar age have a common enemy—the Zerg. His previous understanding of the Zerg is as described in science fiction movies:

The body of the insect is mainly three or four pairs of legs, one and a half tall, the kind that can use advanced technology, and can hold a particle gun.

How do you know it's like this now?

The huge saber arm chopped down from mid-air and pierced into the ground, causing a big crack to crack in the ground.

The big fissure opened very quickly, and it reached the small town in a short while, right at the fish pond, and the clear water leaked away in no time.

"My fish!" Yu Xiaomiao cried o(╥﹏╥)o

Lin Shaofeng: "..." Silly puppet, is this the time to worry about fish?Run for your life!

escape?How to escape?where to escape?Yu Xiaomiao remembers that it was described in the film and television works: under the background of being often attacked by alien races, places where human beings live will have shelters that can be found quickly.

So where is the town's refuge?

Yu Xiaomiao hurried to find Lu Xiaoxiao, they must know!

"Yu Xiaomiao, go ahead!" Lu Xiaoxiao threw something over, it was a cuboid, just big enough to hold in his hand, and when it was done, there was nothing on it, smooth and autumnal.

What the hell? !Yu Xiaomiao was dumbfounded.

Lin Shaofeng wondered, don't you know the miniature mechs for hedging?Disaster prevention classes have been taught in kindergartens and elementary schools. Have you never learned it?Impossible, you can read and write!

Of course Yu Xiaomiao didn't learn it, and what he learned was not of this era.

Another knife arm fell, and the ground cracked again.

This time I changed the direction, cracking from the garden side, just crossing the opening of the fish pond.

"It's going to collapse, what should I do?" Yu Xiaomiao hugged Lin Shaofeng tightly and hurriedly found a place to hide.

Lin Shaofeng couldn't stand it, he was so stupid!While Yu Xiaomiao wasn't paying attention, she raised her paw and pressed on the cuboid.

The cuboid is instantly activated. It is a spherical object with a solid shell, power, and an easy-to-operate interface.

When it is not controlled, it is like an ordinary rescue ball, and it automatically executes different rescue measures according to environmental factors such as terrain and atmosphere; when it is controlled, it is a small aircraft, which can adapt to various complex terrains and spaces.

Yu Xiaomiao obviously didn't know how to operate it, and Lin Shaofeng had short hands and feet, and was held in his arms, so it was obviously difficult to control.

So this happens:

"Huh? So it's used like this?" Yu Xiaomiao was surprised Σ(⊙▽⊙ "a.

After being happy for only a second, the sphere fell into the crack due to gravity, and Yu Xiaomiao panicked: "What, what should I do?"

Lin Shaofeng hugged Yu Xiaomiao's arm with two front paws, and tried his best to reach the button with his hind legs.

, 2, 1, take off!

call!Lin Shaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

In the end, Yu Xiaomiao hugged her into her arms and educated her: "Little guy, don't move around! It's very dangerous."

Lin Shaofeng: "..." It's dangerous if you don't move!

The cracks in the earth are getting bigger and bigger, even the atmosphere seems to be torn apart, and all lighter objects on the ground are sucked into the sky.

At a certain moment, those objects suddenly stopped again.

A few seconds later, as the cracks in the ground widened again, the stationary objects smashed back to the ground due to friction with the remaining atmosphere.

The fireballs covered the sky, and magma gushed out from the cracks in the ground. Black smoke billowed, red and black alternated, like the fire of hell.

The mantis is also fully exposed at this time, with a bulky body, a pitch-black shell, and blood-red compound eyes.

Every step they took, was accompanied by the collapse of the ground. Their blood-red compound eyes wandered around, and they also emitted an indescribable sound wave, which was particularly captivating, like a messenger from hell.

Yu Xiaomiao was dumbfounded.

Should I run in this situation?how to run?Where are you going?They are so big, and my ball is so small, is it safer not to run?

Just thinking about it, the ball next door was scratched by the mantis knife arm, the ball shattered, the pressure difference and the lava from the ground rushed in, tearing him apart, and burning him into ashes.

This shit still has to run!Yu Xiaomiao (╥﹏╥) o, facing the operation interface is a one-pass research.

"The arrows up, down, left, and right are directions, right? Eh? Why can't you move if you press it?" Yu Xiaomiao was confused.

Does not start the power, press the direction useful?Lin Shaofeng couldn't stand it anymore, and bit Yu Xiaomiao's arm with his mouth open.

"Aww!" While Yu Xiaomiao was in pain, he slid his finger and pressed the start button, and the ball whizzed down into the sky.

Yu Xiaomiao was terrified: "Why did it move suddenly?"

No matter how it moves, quickly control the direction!Otherwise, it will rush out of the atmosphere. The knife mantis is generally only the vanguard of the Zerg army, and the main force of the Zerg is outside the atmosphere. Flying out is a self-inflicted trap!Lin Shaofeng despised it.

Yu Xiaomiao immediately changed the downward arrow, the ball swished down, the speed of the ball plus the acceleration of gravity, this feeling is more terrifying than free fall!

What are you doing? !It's terrible!Yu Xiaomiao o (╥﹏╥) o.

Lin Shaofeng: "..." In the case of an atmosphere, you can use the acceleration of gravity of the planet itself to descend, and if necessary, use the upward arrow to control the landing speed.

Little puppet, rescue mecha ball operation is included in the compulsory subjects for junior high school graduation, you don't even graduate from junior high school, do you?

"I, I don't know..." Yu Xiaomiao hugged her head.

Seeing that the mech ball was about to hit the ground, a steel cable suddenly hooked the sphere: "I am the planet Keith-2, No. 023 rescue mech of Haishi Rescue Brigade, your mecha ball has been captured by me, please Turn off the power, and I will take you to a safe haven."

Turning off the power should be the start button, right?Yu Xiaomiao pressed down, and sure enough, the power stopped.call!saved!He breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Shaofeng looked solemn.

As I said before, the knife mantis is just a vanguard. Although its shell is hard, its abdomen is weak. Generally, it does not act alone, but only moves with the Zerg army.

The Ketes-2 planet is not in a strategic location, let alone a resource planet. It should not have attracted the Zerg army to invade.Lin Shaofeng carefully recalled the characteristics of this planet and this star field, as well as the major events that happened in history.

Looking back, I found that since records were recorded, the biggest incident that happened here was the fact that he was ambushed by the Zerg not long ago when he led people to rescue the little boy.

Judging like this, the Zergs are actually coming for him?

He has been lurking safely for more than two months, how did the Zerg find him?

"Boss! We have successfully infiltrated the Haishi Rescue Brigade. Where are you? We will take you away. There are Zergs outside, so we have to leave as soon as possible!" Sun Jun's voice sounded on the communication channel.

This is Lin Shaofeng and Sun Jun's exclusive communication channel, and no one else can hear it. The communicator is hidden in Lin Shaofeng's portable space. He is a high-level cat clan, and the space he uses is more hidden.

If it wasn't for Yu Xiaomiao who had Lu Xiaoxiao by his side, Lin Shaofeng would have contacted Sun Jun long ago, so there was no need to pretend to be a cub and go to Haishi to find someone.

At this time, Lu Xiaoxiao was not around, and Yu Xiaomiao's attention was attracted by the chaotic situation of the planet.

Lin Shaofeng lowered his voice and said: "I am on the rescue cable of No. 023 rescue mech of the Haishi Rescue Brigade. I judge that the target of the Zerg is me. Let's leave as soon as possible to reduce the damage of the Zerg to this planet."

"Okay boss, our mech number is 066, the evacuation route has been corrected, please accept it." Sun Jun said.

A transparent display screen suddenly appeared above Lin Shaofeng's arm, and it stayed for two seconds. Lin Shaofeng quickly memorized it and began to look for the escape pod on the control panel of the mech ball.

The rescue mecha ball is equipped with a secondary rescue escape cabin, in case the rescue mecha is damaged and the user cannot escape but dies.

The escape pod is much smaller than the mecha ball, and it is more difficult for the Zerg to find. Sun Jun's plan is to let Lin Shaofeng take the second escape pod, use mental power for a short time to locate it, capture it, and then leave.

However, at this moment, a knife beetle suddenly appeared nearby under the cover of black smoke. It spotted the rescue mecha, and stared at it with blood-red compound eyes.

Only then did Yu Xiaomiao discover that there were three black dots on the left and right sides of the compound eyes of the mantis, and the black dots would move within the range of the compound eyes. At this time, when the mantis found the rescue mech, the six black dots gathered into two. The feeling of being locked in.

not good!Lin Shaofeng secretly thought that the black dots are the real seeing eyes of the mantis, and he was discovered: "Scatter!"

"Huh? Who's talking? You?" Yu Xiaomiao was surprised. The rapidly changing battle situation didn't give him time to continue to be strange.

The knife arm of the knife mantis has already swung towards the rescue mecha.

"No. 023 calls for help, No. 023 calls for help, I was locked by the knife mantis, rush to help quickly!" The rescue mech fired back and opened the rescue rope at the same time.

He thought that the knife mantis was targeting him, and decided to use himself to lure him away.

But not!

The target of the opponent was the mecha ball used for hedging where Lin Shaofeng was.

Why, why are you looking for me? !

Yu Xiaomiao is stupid, can't it be because I crossed over here, that's how he was treated?

No!He turned on the mecha ball and ran, first time for raw and second time for familiarity, press the start button, up, down, left and right are the arrow keys, I have passed the driver's license test during the earth period, so I can drive it!

Lin Shaofeng grabbed Yu Xiaomiao's clothes: "..." Little puppet, you are speeding!And the direction is wrong, run to the No. 066 rescue mech!

Yu Xiaomiao didn't have the energy to find Mecha 066. As soon as he ran around, the other mecha balls for avoiding danger were also messed up. It was like a pot of porridge, just like playing with bumper balls.

Hit it!Then hit it!

Will it break if you hit it again?Yu Xiaomiao thought of the scene he saw just now, so I don't want to be wiped out!

Blessed by chaos, the eyesight of the knife mantis is not good, it can still catch stationary targets, but it can't see flying ones!It was almost dizzy from the shaking, and it was so angry that it raised its knife arm and stabbed the ground again.

The earth, which was already riddled with holes and cracks everywhere, shattered even more, lava spewed higher than the previous few times, and the mecha ball in the lower place disappeared instantly.

Seeing this, the rescue mecha immediately hooked the surviving mecha ball with a rescue cable: "The danger level here has risen to level two, leave quickly!"

Yu Xiaomiao was also hooked, but he was so unlucky that he didn't even have time to turn off the power, and the rescue mech that hooked him was split in half by the knife arm of the knife mantis.

The mecha exploded and fell, the rescue cable was not opened, and all the hooked mecha balls were carried down. Pressing the up button did not work, the power was insufficient, and they could not be moved at all!

No, no, did you just die like this?Surprised, Yu Xiaomiao subconsciously hugged Lin Shaofeng tightly. Lin Shaofeng, who had already reached the escape cabin, was surrounded by Yu Xiaomiao.

"..." Lin Shaofeng→＿→Little puppet, please don't make any trouble!

Between life and death, an arc of light flashed, and while cutting the rope, he took the mecha ball and lifted it up.

It's Mech 066!Sun Jun and Xiaoxue finally found Lin Shaofeng.

Xiaoxue has an excellent level of mecha driving. Even a rescue mecha is like a combat mech that kills all directions in his hands. It can easily pass through complex terrain, chaotic battlefields, and attacks by knives. Throw the mecha ball in the area where the rescue mecha group can quickly arrive, and then take Lin Shaofeng to break through.

Because the escape route set in advance was perfect, Xiaoxue easily broke through without any effort, but when they left the atmosphere and turned their heads to look at the planet Keith-2, they were all shocked!

There were as many as [-] saber mantises coming this time!

What is the concept of thirty?

If thirty knives surround a large starship of the main star fleet, it can easily tear the ship apart, and the construction data of a large starship is basically equivalent to a medium-sized planet, and the planet Keith-2 happens to be a starship. medium planet.

That is to say, if it is not handled properly, the entire Kets-2 planet will be torn apart!

"Let's go!" Lin Shaofeng ordered, his meaning was very clear, and their departure attracted the Zerg army.

"Don't even think about it!" A sonic and mechanically cold voice sounded, and then the scene suddenly paused. On the seemingly peaceful cosmic starry sky above the head, a layer of transparent things was stretching. With the stretching, fear and oppression approached. come.

What is this?Yu Xiaomiao thought to himself, he didn't know, but other human beings knew that the communication channel was already in chaos.

"Phantom, Phantom Butterfly!"

"How did it come here?"

"The Kate galaxy is not a war zone, why did it come?"

"It's over, it's over, the four Zerg kings, the defenders can't stop them!"

"How to do?"

"I don't want to die!!"

"Kill!" At the same time as Huandie ordered, countless small transparent butterflies appeared in the universe starry sky, and the knife mantis was too huge to kill human mechs and mecha balls one by one.

The little butterfly is different, about the height of a human being, and can easily catch the flying mecha ball. The body falls to the sphere, and the wings wrap the sphere. The people inside screamed in pain, and then the sphere collapsed.

Yu Xiaomiao: "!!!!!!" The fear of death made him hug Lin Shaofeng tightly. He died once, and at worst, he died again. Anyway, this life was for nothing.

But isn't the little black cat, such a small child, has to die in such pain?no!

Seeing that a butterfly had already pounced on the sphere, Yu Xiaomiao could only protect Lin Shaofeng with her whole body.

Silly puppet, this is useless!Lin Shaofeng's pupils changed into vertical pupils, and then the black Qiongqi brazenly appeared on the battlefield. The power at the moment of appearance engulfed all the butterflies and cut down all the knife beetles within the range.

"You are indeed alive!" Huan Die laughed ferociously, which was very pervasive.

Lin Shaofeng replied with a cold snort, and Qiongqi howled wildly. According to legend, Qiongqi is a tiger with two wings and two horns on its head. It has a ferocious temperament and likes to eat people.I don't know whether it eats people or not, but it definitely eats insects.

With the roar, the Zerg was startled, and the moment the movement stopped, Qiongqi had already made a move, the black wings turned into flying blades, and all thirty knife beetles fell.

At the same time as it slashed down, Qiongqi fluttered his wings and flew high, heading straight for the phantom butterfly at a speed that was difficult to judge with the naked eye.

The phantom butterfly did not dodge or dodge, the power of the two behemoths collided in the dark cosmic space.

Yu Xiaomiao experienced it personally, and the feeling is indescribable, like staying inside a big bell, and people are ringing from all directions outside, the sound waves fill the eardrums, the body seems to be shattered and bonded, and so on.

Until someone hugged him, the situation was a little better.

He looked up, his face was as handsome as a sculpture, his hair was like black ink, his eyebrows were like swords, his eyes were as bright as stars, and his gaze was as firm as ice.

He has seen this person before, is it... the one on the arrest warrant, Lin, Shao, Feng? !