I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Yu Xiaomiao was very angry!

The Shun Mao teacher's exam went very smoothly, and the exam questions were all in the key points drawn by Lin Shaofeng.

The question types are also simple: single-choice, multiple-choice, judgment and comprehensive questions, all of which are multiple-choice questions; 1 point for single-choice questions, 2 points for multiple-choice questions, 1 point for judgment questions, and 2 points for comprehensive questions.

In view of the low pass rate in recent years and the gradual increase in professional demand, the Star Alliance has reformed the score from this exam.

The original multiple-choice question was: no points will be given for wrong choices or fewer choices, but now it has been changed to give corresponding points for fewer choices.For example, if the correct answer is ABCD, 1 point will be given for choosing AB/BC/AD/BD/CD, and 1.5 points will be given for choosing three correct answers; 0.5 points will be deducted for the wrong choice of the judgment question, but now no points will be deducted for the wrong choice; Comprehensive The question is also to choose less to get the corresponding points.

The language used in the test papers has also been reformed. Previously, the language of cats was used uniformly.Now the language is optional, and the selection range is the common language of the Star Alliance, and Simplified Chinese is one of the commonly used ones.

None of the two major problems that he thought before the exam, language and knowledge gaps of thousands of years, bothered him.Yu Xiaomiao handed in the examination paper smoothly, and he only took [-] hour and [-] minutes of the four-hour examination time.

So when he left the examination room to pick up Lin Shaofeng, Lin Shaofeng hadn't come back yet.

Yu Xiaomiao was in a hurry and immediately found a childcare teacher at this point.The nursery teacher was also panicked, she lost her cub, not to mention losing her job, she might also offend a future groomer.

She hastened to investigate carefully. Apart from her, she also had two nursing aunts. The three of them searched inside and outside of Xiao Miao carefully, and checked the monitoring, but they still did not find any trace of Lin Shaofeng.

They had no choice but to call the police, but the Star Alliance has invested too little in people's livelihood these years, and the police's handling efficiency is extremely low. When encountering this kind of report, the reply suggestion is to let them continue to look for it, and the police will file a case for investigation for more than six hours.

six hours?joke!Maybe Lin Shaofeng's scum is gone!Yu Xiaomiao had no choice but to search for it by herself. After searching around, she found a very faint smell of fish soup next to a railing on the courtyard wall.

It smells like crucian carp soup, not the food odorant that comes with the nutritious rice porridge.What Lin Shaofeng drank this morning was crucian carp soup. The smell must belong to the little black cat.

He followed the smell of fish soup all the way to the outside, due to the change of the environment and the flow of people, the smell was much weaker than that of the courtyard wall, but Yu Xiaomiao was lucky to smell a little in an inconspicuous place like the street corner.

So, he followed the smell to find the place where Sun Jun, the cat cat, lived.

A dilapidated simple shed?It was exactly in line with the hiding place where the traffickers abducted children. Yu Xiaomiao approached on tiptoe, and when he looked inside, he saw the scene where Sun Jun was going to groom Lin Shaofeng.

He was angry at that time, damn trafficker!My cub is only eight months old, what are you going to do? !No matter what breed the cat on the opposite side was, or whether he could deal with it, he rushed in with a roar.

The rabbit mantle obviously hadn't reacted yet, and Yu Xiaomiao didn't want to fight, so he ran away with Lin Shaofeng in his mouth, and ran back to the hotel in one breath before he dared to put him down.

As soon as he put down Yu Xiaomiao, he lost his strength, panting heavily and his heart was beating wildly, thinking that if he was half a minute late, the little black cat would be murdered like this!

Although the two of them are not related by blood, he only raised the little black cat because of the mother cat's life-saving grace, but after all, he has raised the little black cat, and they have been together day and night for more than two months, and it has become a part of his life.

If it suddenly disappears, why don’t you get up every day and don’t know what to do?Don't know who to drink milk powder for?Don't know who to cook the fish soup for?Not to mention that a little guy is begging for fish soup regardless of the nutritional deficiency caused by only drinking milk powder!

These things have been very common in the past two months, and Yu Xiaomiao is even troubled by it.But if it disappears, the originally fulfilling life will no longer exist, how boring and lonely he will be.

The more Yu Xiaomiao thought about it, the more frightened she became. She shouldn't have listened to Lu Xiaoxiao and brought the cub out, and she shouldn't have left the cub in the nursery with such confidence.

Even if he was not kidnapped, but was just trafficked and sold to a stranger's house, it would be fine if that family treated him better; Sent to torture; if you are unlucky, your legs will be broken, and your tongue will be cut off to beg; your organs will be dug out...

Yu Xiaomiao didn't dare to think about it anymore, so she picked up the scattered items on the bed and tried to divert her attention by packing her luggage, but she didn't fold any of them properly, and her thoughts fell into fear again.

He thought he was strong enough, so he couldn't adapt to the strange future world suddenly?It turned out to be nothing like that at all, he was just distracted by this cub, without him, he might not be able to live for a second.

Yu Xiaomiao threw away the things she was sorting out in frustration and lowered her head.

Lin Shaofeng was stunned.

He didn't expect Yu Xiaomiao to finish the exam so quickly, find him so quickly, and rescue him from Sun Jun regardless of the danger!

He thought that they just met each other by chance, and at most they added a parenting relationship.During this period of time, his mental strength was disordered, and without Yu Xiaomiao's careful maintenance, he would not be able to survive well on his own.

He will keep this kindness in his heart, and he will definitely repay it in the future!That's all!

But I don't want to, he occupies such an important position in the other party's heart!I have known Xiao Miao for more than two months, and I have never seen him lose his temper so far.

Little puppet, you are one of the few people in this world that I have ever met, who treats me sincerely!It is my luck to meet you!Lin Shaofeng thought.

He couldn't tell the truth about what happened today.His identity is sensitive, telling Yu Xiaomiao will hurt Yu Xiaomiao instead, so he can only comfort Yu Xiaomiao in another way.

"Meow..." A small warm head rubbed against Yu Xiaomiao's hand.

Yu Xiaomiao was still immersed in fear, subconsciously moved her hand away, thinking that her negligence had hurt the little black cat.

It's not your fault, silly Muppet!Lin Shaofeng staggered and rubbed over again, this time with the movement of trying to climb the opponent's hand. Now Yu Xiaomiao dared not move if he wanted to move away, so he had to hug Lin Shaofeng up.

It was really just a kitten the size of two palms, and it almost died. Yu Xiaomiao hung her head while feeling the warmth of her palms.

Little fool!Lin Shaofeng licked Yu Xiaomiao's fingertips, and continued rubbing with his little furry head. After rubbing for a while, he looked up expectantly: "Meow?" Be happy!

Yu Xiaomiao was stunned, he understood the meaning of the little black cat, he couldn't believe it, the little guy was trying to comfort him?In a catastrophe, it turned out to be the victim who failed to comfort her. Yu Xiaomiao was moved: "You don't blame me? Are you comforting me?"

Lin Shaofeng: "Meow~~" No wonder!

"You are really my little angel." Yu Xiaomiao didn't know how to express all kinds of feelings in her heart, and finally she could only lower her head and rub the little black cat's head, "Although you don't blame me, what happened today is my fault. Take good care of you. Even if you are not my child, I will be responsible for you if I raise you. I can't guarantee how good a family environment I can provide you, but safety must be guaranteed. I will never put You stay alone, I will do my best to protect you, and I will never let this happen again!"

When Yu Xiaomiao said the last sentence, his eyes were firm and his expression was determined. Even though he was the weakest existence in the world, he also burst out with the most steadfast courage.

Lin Shaofeng was stunned again.

I... He De He Neng?To meet such a character!

The war between humans and insects has lasted for thousands of years, and human beings have long been exhausted. In order to survive, human nature has long lost its original brilliance. Too many people only remember the dark side of this word and forget its once beautiful side.

If human beings can regain the good side of human nature, there will be less intrigue and scramble for power and profit, and human beings will be able to work together and unite as one to end this thousand-year war of attrition.

Lin Shaofeng pulled his thoughts back, lowered his head and rubbed Yu Xiaomiao's hand.

Yu Xiaomiao!Although you don't know who I am now, you may not know in the future.But I sincerely thank you for everything you have done for me, and I will do my best to protect you in the future!

If... I can do it, I also hope that I can end this millennium of bitter struggle, restore the original peace of this universe, and let the world return to its original beauty!

The results of the Shunmao Teacher Examination were released one month later. Yu Xiaomiao passed the exam successfully, scoring 89 points in "Commissioner Standards and Professional Ethics" and 92 points in "Basics of Shunmao Teachers".

It's a pretty good score.

At the same time as the results are announced, the certificate is also generated immediately, and you can log in to the special website to download it.

This step was done by Lu Xiaoxiao. As soon as the results came out, she went to the website to print out the electronic certificate, opened the window on the second floor and smiled at Yu Xiaomiao who was picking vegetables downstairs: "Little puppet, your certificate down."

"Hey!" Yu Xiaomiao agreed, he knew in his heart that he would definitely be able to survive, so he was not too excited, but continued to work with his head down.

It is already summer, and it is the harvest season of vegetables and fruits.

Since there are no pests in this era, the gravity of this planet is also different from that of the Earth era. Even if Yu Xiaomiao chose vegetable seeds from his era, the plants he grew were still much taller than before.

For example, tomatoes, in his era, the tallest was between 1.2 meters and 1.5 meters. In this era, they can grow to about 2 meters, and the ability to resist lodging has also improved. The branches can stretch a lot, and there is no need for a support frame.

When harvesting, you have to raise your head and reach out to pick it like picking grapes.The size of the tomato is normal. It is the same size as the normal grown edible tomato when Yu Xiaomiao lived on the earth, the size of a seven or eight-year-old child's fist.

This tomato can grow several crops. He has already harvested a round before, and this round has a particularly large amount, which makes Yu Xiaomiao worry: How can I eat so much? It is too much to make it into tomato sauce.I don't know if I can take it out and sell it, do I have to pay taxes?

Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxiao gave him a solution a few days ago and asked him to find a mother and baby store for many years: "Don't think he sells mother and baby products. Merchants have their own way. Vegetables are rare goods. Sell ​​at a high price."

Yu Xiaomiao was very happy. The high price means he has more money to support Lin Shaofeng.

Nian Duoduo was also surprised after seeing so many vegetables. Unexpectedly, the little puppet Lu Xiaoxiao picked up could not only smooth the hair, but also grow so many delicious things.

He looked at Yu Xiaomiao with even hotter eyes, and came to Lu Xiaoxiao to work harder.

I picked tomatoes today, and Nian Duoduo was there. I put Lao Duo’s fresh-keeping boxes in the garden, and put tomatoes in them one by one.The tomatoes grown from small seedlings are of good quality and are still fresh, so they can make a lot of money by selling them to Star Ketes or other galaxies.

Nian Duoduo even wanted to sign a long-term supply agreement with Yu Xiaomiao.

Not only tomatoes, but also cucumbers, green beans, and eggplants are harvested. Unlike tomatoes, these vegetables can be stored in various ways in the hands of the seedlings.

For example, cucumbers, that is, cucumbers, are most commonly made into pickles.

There are many ways in China alone:

For example, if you only use salt, wash and dry it, put it in a jar, with a layer of cucumber and a layer of salt; then start to invert the jar, ten times in a row, and then seal it with an appropriate amount of salt water.

Another example is the one pickled with pepper, ginger, salt, and sugar. Wash and dry, then marinate with salt. Take it out the next day and wash the salt, then add pepper, ginger, and garlic, and pour in sugar water (it can also be Sprite)

There is also the practice of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, marinated with bean paste.

There are even more ways to store green beans and cowpeas. In addition to pickling, they can also be dried. When you want to soak them in water, you can cook them and eat them, and they have a special flavor.

Yu Xiaomiao has made several kinds, and the store provided by Lu Xiaoxiao has all kinds of things. He bought a lot of kimchi jars.

At this moment, he moved the table to the garden, took a large basin, washed the cucumbers, salted them and dehydrated them.I took out the marinated soybean paste that was marinated yesterday, and started to make pickled cucumbers.

As soon as the soy sauce jar was opened, there was a strong smell of soy sauce. Lu Xiaoxiao and Nian Duoduo were both attracted, stretching their necks and asking what it was?

Yu Xiaomiao patiently explained that it was soybean paste.

He bought the soybeans in Lu Xiaoxiao's shop. Soybeans are dry goods. They can be stored for many years if they are stored properly. They can also be sprouted to provide vitamin C, so there are a lot of soybeans in that shop, and the price is not expensive.

In the first year, Yu Xiaomiao skipped the step of growing her own soybeans and bought them directly.

Lin Shaofeng stayed in the pocket of Xiao Miao's sweater as before, stretched out his little meat claws, dipped some in it quietly, and licked it: it was delicious, but a little salty.

Yu Xiaomiao obviously saw Lin Shaofeng's small movements, patted his little head and said with a smile: "This is the original sauce, of course you can eat it directly. After I dilute it and make it into noodle sauce, you can dip it in cucumber slices and eat it."

Lin Shaofeng is now nine months old, and he can eat a little vegetables that are good for his body. After all, cats are not felines. They don't need to avoid salt like cats. Cats can eat salt just like humans.

Nian Duoduo naturally refused to let it go when he heard it, and looked at Yu Xiaomiao expectantly: "Do I have a share?"

Yu Xiaomiao smiled: "Yes." She also gestured to the kitchen inside, "I took away the tomatoes last time. I made some tomato sauce and left a jar for you. I will bring it back later."

"Ketchup?!" Nian Duoduo's eyes lit up, "I used to like pasta with tomato sauce the most, but unfortunately tomato sauce is very expensive, so I haven't eaten it for a long time." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Yu Xiaomiao. I remember that Yu Xiaomiao has pasta here.

Of course, Yu Xiaomiao understood what Nian Duoduo meant. Nian Duoduo sold so many vegetables for him, and he was quick to give the money. He paid for the goods as soon as he got the goods. He should be rewarded with a delicious meal.

Lin Shaofeng happily popped out of his sweater pocket when he heard the pasta, noodles? !Can he eat it too? He remembered that Yu Xiaomiao had eaten noodles for him a few days ago, and it was delicious.

Yu Xiaomiao touched Lin Shaofeng's head with a smile: "You still can't eat pasta now. Today I have cucumbers and sweet noodle sauce. I'll make noodles with fried sauce for you!"

What is Jajangmyeon?Lin Shaofeng didn't understand, anyway, Yu Xiaomiao's cooking must be delicious.

Nian Duoduo has heard of Zhajiangmian, a legendary Chinese delicacy from the Earth Period that only exists in very few high-end restaurants, and he also wants to eat it.

So looking at Xiaomiao: "Why don't we all eat noodles with fried sauce?"

Yu Xiaomiao looked at it and smiled: "It's fine, we all eat, I'll add more ingredients."

As he said that, he grabbed freshly picked green beans, eggplants and peppers, diced green beans, boiled them in water, shredded cucumbers, boiled meat sauce with minced meat and soy sauce, fried eggplants and peppers as toppings, and liked spicy food Just stir in.

Soon, the fragrance wafted out.

Even Lu Xiaoxiao went downstairs, and couldn't wait to sit at the table, looking forward to watching.

Yu Xiaomiao brought a large bowl to each person, taught everyone how to mix noodles, and mixed a small bowl for Lin Shaofeng. Lin Shaofeng ate it for the first time, his little eyes gleamed, and he sucked the noodles quickly. It was so delicious!

At this moment, a sudden change occurred, which was something Yu Xiaomiao had never seen in her previous life.

At first, there was just a sudden strong wind, and the sky was cloudless; then the ground began to shake violently, and the blue sky was covered by a huge knife, which was as big as half the sky.

The sky was forcibly cut out, the wind on the ground became stronger, and smaller objects were even blown into the sky.

"Warning! Warning! Zerg invasion! Zerg invasion! Zerg entry..." The town's siren was blown away in the strong wind.

Lin Shaofeng was in front of Xiao Miao before, because he was too light and had already started to rise up. Fortunately, Xiao Miao had quick eyes and hands and caught him.While grabbing, he got a reverse force, and he fell heavily to the ground.

When his back hit the icy ground, he saw clearly what that huge knife was!

It's a giant praying mantis!