I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

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Yu Xiaomiao was angry.

What are you doing!I just woke up and didn't understand what was going on, so you let me go?

Hey, how are you? You are also a famous person, and you are so handsome. Be careful with your words, okay?

Does he look down upon? Lin Shaofeng.

Yo, don't say it.

The recovery is quite fast, the little body was still limp in his arms before, will it be able to stand or sit now?The little head was still raised very proudly, and the golden cat eyes were full of dislike for Miao Miao.

Is this why you hate it?late.Yu Xiaomiao raised her eyebrows. I've seen you inside and out. You have a small body, a small belly, four short legs, and a big tail...

and many more!

Yu Xiaomiao just looked at Lin Shaofeng from top to bottom according to the thoughts in his mind. When he saw the tail, he felt a little strange.

It is recorded in the basics of the hair smoother: the tail is the window for cats to release their emotions. When the mood is happy and the body is relaxed, the tail will swing at will. Even when squatting around the limbs?, the tip of the tail will also swing.

But Lin Shaofeng's tail didn't move at all.

Not moving is a manifestation of deliberate suppression of emotions. This little bastard is now driving me away. What is suppressing emotions for?

Unless... there is fraud!

Yu Xiaomiao cast her eyes on Xiaoxue and Sun Jun.

Both of them are behind Lin Shaofeng.

Because Xiaoxue is driving a mecha, she is in the form of a human being. She is a pretty good-looking man? She doesn't look like a man who can drive a mecha to kill thousands of horses.

At this moment, the mecha stopped and was suspended in space. Xiaoxue got off the driver's seat, leaned against the console with folded arms, turned her head slightly, and looked out of the cockpit.

Not far away, there is a sphere, and there are obvious flying objects moving around the sphere.

Sun Jun is in the state of a rabbit, with his back facing Yu Xiaomiao, covering his ears as if he couldn't bear to hear it, but he couldn't help turning his head to look at Yu Xiaomiao.

It was this pitiful look that made Yu Xiaomiao confirm one thing?: Lin Shaofeng's attitude is really deceitful.

"The transfer station No. 10214 is ahead, take your things, get off!" Lin Shaofeng sternly said.

Transit station?I don't read much about the universe, don't you lie to me.

Isn't this kind of place established by the government?You, a wanted criminal, rushed to the government facility and told me to get off the plane?Who are you

Don't you think you have a long life?

"Why? Don't want to leave? You should know who I am. Letting you go is to give you a way to survive. Don't? I don't know what is good? What is bad!" Lin Shaofeng snorted coldly.

knowledge!Of course I know good and bad!You took the risk of being caught and deliberately detoured the transfer station to drive me down. I appreciate the kindness of you.

but……

"I won't go!" Yu Xiaomiao refused.

"It's up to you! Sun Jun, Xiaoxue, do it, throw me out!" Lin Shaofeng ordered.

"Ah? Oops." Boss, man? Why don't you leave if you don't want to!Sun Jun glanced at Xiaoxue, you have an idea.The boss is still not well? Quan, this will be a strong support. Yu Xiaomiao is gone, so I can only trust my hair-smoothing skills.

Do you think I'm that kind of trustworthy person?Sun Jun spread his hands.

Xiaoxue withdrew her gaze and looked at Yu Xiaomiao.

Yu Xiaomiao had calculated that if she was born and didn't know the place well, she still had no money.When I arrived at the transfer station, I didn't know how to get there, and I didn't have any identity information.

Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't find it either, so how to survive? Survival was a problem.

What's more troublesome: If he is found to have a relationship with Lin Shaofeng by following the vine, and he is arrested, he won't even find someone to help him appeal? It's better to follow Lin Shaofeng.

My own cub knows that if he wants to drink fish soup, he is cheated by showing off his cuteness. He can run away or turn around to save a person from a planet? He asked him to get off the plane with a black face and actually found a transfer station on purpose.

People with such behavior will be wanted, and there must be something tricky.

So he deliberately said: "You can? Forcibly throw me down, and when I arrive at the transfer station, I will tell them that I am with you, and I don't know

Reveal your whereabouts, I'm right there? Bitten on not telling the truth. "

If you say you know each other but refuse to disclose your whereabouts, you will definitely be taken to investigate. After an investigation, what happened on the planet Keith-2? You can't hide it.So? Lin Shaofeng, what do you think? What to do?I do what I say!

"You!" Lin Shaofeng saw Yu Xiaomiao's deliberate intention, "What's the point of following me?"

"Everything is good, the boss is the best!" Sun Jun smoothed things over, "Meeting the boss is the greatest pleasure in my life, right, Yu Xiaomiao?"

"That? Yes!" Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly followed the dog's leg.

Lin Shaofeng was so angry that he turned his head and gave Sun Jun a hard look, but unfortunately his movements were a little too wide, and he had exhausted all his energy to hold on so far, and immediately the world spun, and the whole cat body fell down.

Yu Xiaomiao quickly caught Lin Shaofeng with sharp eyes and hands, with a look of contempt on his face that "you dare to drive Master Shun Mao off the plane if you are so weak".

Lin Shaofeng didn't know what to do: "Why didn't you leave? Why should you trust me?"

"As long as you want to take the opportunity of my exam to go to Haishi, just follow me, you care about my test score? And find a way to mark the key points for me, are you afraid that I won't pass the exam?" Yu Xiaomiao was unusual. Said contemptuously.

Lin Shaofeng: "..." Is it wrong to highlight the key points for you?

In this way, the four of them embarked on a new journey.

It is a pity that the planet Kates-2 failed to withstand the attack of the knife mantis in the end, and the planet was completely destroyed. Lu Xiaoxiao showed his skills at the last moment and saved all the remaining people? He is currently the rising hero of the Star Alliance, But people? Missing.

Yu Xiaomiao rejoiced for her choice, and if he went to the transfer station, he was really released?

Sun Jun was not so fortunate. Lin Shaofeng appeared on the planet Kets-2, which made all the previously set escape routes invalid. There were various checkpoints, secret sentries, and remote ones.

"Where are we going?" Sun Jun scratched the lynx's head, and the originally lush hair began to go bald.

"Go there?" Lin Shaofeng pointed to a point on the star map.

"Then?" Sun Jun was obviously taken aback.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand it, but only knew that there was a band-shaped object near the point that Lin Shaofeng pointed out.

That? It's the Great Wall of Sloan, a type of cosmic celestial body.

Anthropomorphic Earth Chronicle was discovered in 2003 A.D., and it is composed of filamentous structures and cavities. Humans at that time called this structure the Great Wall.

After entering the interstellar age, humans continued to use this title.

The star map used by Sun Jun is a military star map, covering a wide range, including all the star fields that humans and Zerg have explored so far.The seemingly small belt-shaped object is actually very spectacular, and it is the largest one among the celestial bodies currently indicated.

On the edge of the celestial body, which is the point Lin Shaofeng pointed to, is a place called: Chaotic Triangular Star Field.

That? It is a famous three regardless of star field, notoriously mixed with fish and dragons.

Considering Lin Shaofeng's current predicament, it is not bad to choose this place to settle down, but the infrastructure of that star field is quite bad, and there is no basic cultural, educational and medical conditions.

Lin Shaofeng's mental disorder can't be solved by Xiao Miao, a smoother who only has a working certificate, and needs a more advanced and professional smoother to sort him out.

And time is very tight, if the mental power is not effectively sorted out for a long time, the disorder will become more and more serious, and eventually form a mental power vortex, breaking through the shackles of the body and bursting.

At this level, even gods and immortals cannot be saved.

So? Even though the chaotic triangular star field was a good choice, Sun Jun didn't take it into consideration before.

That's why when Lin Shaofeng mentioned it, Sun Jun was stunned: "Then? No, boss, you have to smooth and comb the hair first."

"Isn't there Yu Xiaomiao?" Lin Shaofeng mentioned it on purpose, obviously? He still has objections to Sun Jun leaving Yu Xiaomiao.

Boss, don't do this!Sun Jun (T^T), you can't give up treatment just because you are angry with me.

"Okay!" Lin Shaofeng frowned, "Yu Xiaomiao is still good enough. If he has learned all the elementary and intermediate books, it is enough for us to hide from the limelight."

"Really?" Sun Jun obviously didn't believe it. The main reason? He judged Yu Xiaomiao's learning ability according to his own level, thinking that he hadn't passed the exam ten years after he took out his work certificate. How could Yu Xiaomiao do that? so fast?

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." I feel humiliated by a scumbag!

After getting along, I realized why Sun Jun couldn't even pass the elementary test? It wasn't because he couldn't do the theory, but because he got 0 points in practice.Just his gesture of scratching the cat's scratching board, if he were Lin Shaofeng, Sun Junshun would not be allowed, it's too scary!

"Okay!" Sun Jun smacked his lips and quickly came up with a plan.

The security of the chaotic triangular star field is simply a sieve? To be precise, there is no security at all, and they can come and go freely.Anyone? can go in, anyone? can get out, but because of this, no one? is safe, so? they can't just walk in.

We have to go another way!

Sun Jun asked Xiaoxue to use up the energy of the mecha and park it in a barren area closer to Kate's star field.

There are often interstellar pirates out there, and they rob everything, including people.

There are mine stars in the chaotic triangular star field, and the operating conditions are harsh. There are not many miners who are willing to go for normal recruitment, so they can only kidnap people? Go and dig.

Planet Keith-2 has just been in chaos, and there are a lot of missing people. How could the interstellar pirates miss it? All the fundamentals of the organization that cannot be found are in their pockets.

The four of Yu Xiaomiao were successfully taken away by pirates.

Pirates have their own routes, and they will not bump into the ships of the Alliance Government. Safety can be guaranteed, but conditions cannot be guaranteed.

Yu Xiaomiao looked at the cube-sized space and was dumbfounded: "It's so small, won't you be suffocated if you live in it?"

"No, don't worry! One person is a sum of money, and the pirates cherish it very much." Sun Jun explained, and looked at Lin Shaofeng very dog-leggedly, "Boss, you live in a room alone, and I will follow Yu Xiaomiao." Squeeze!"

Yu Xiaomiao━━∑(￣*￣*|||━━I’m just kidding! You’re so big, squeeze me in? Do we seem to be able to live in one cubic meter of space?

"Otherwise? Leh?" Sun Jun pointed, "There are only two rooms, so why should the boss squeeze us?"

"Lin Shaofeng is considered a cub, a child's ticket. It's good or bad to squeeze with others!" Yu Xiaomiao (#`O').

"According to what you mean, is the boss pushing against me? Or against you?" Sun Jun→_→.

Yu Xiaomiao→＿→: "He is your boss, of course? Squeeze with you!"

"All right!Before Sun Jun could utter the word "bar", Lin Shaofeng had already jumped on Yu Xiaomiao's back: "Let's go!"

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Why? !

"No reason, you are my groomer." Lin Shaofeng took it for granted?

Yu Xiaomiao (╥﹏╥)o, used to think that Lin Shaofeng was a real cub, and slept in his cuddle, but now that he is not, they still sleep together...

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you. I chose you simply because you are relatively small." Lin Shaofeng said.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Why did I feel so disappointed in my heart, where did that little black cat who was so cute and shameless just to have a sip of fish soup go?

Co-sleeping is just the beginning. Pirates don’t sail slowly. They also use interstellar spaceships, and they also need to leap into space.

The original owner of Yu Xiaomiao's body? Maybe he has experienced leap forward, but Yu Xiaomiao's soul has never experienced it, but the five sense organs collect information, feed it back to the brain, and the brain gives instructions. This series of processes is properly controlled by the soul.

So... a tragedy!

"Ugh!" Yu Xiaomiao covered her mouth, why didn't she tell me that the feeling of jumping forward is so uncomfortable, her internal organs are overwhelmed, she wants to vomit!

Don't dare to vomit, Lin Shaofeng is next to him, and the space is so small, I really can't stay any longer if I vomit.

Pirates are not philanthropists, they even change rooms for you, so? You must not vomit!

I can't help but spit!Yu Xiaomiao wanted to cry but had no tears.

Lin Shaofeng raised his forehead, he didn't know how to open the rescue miniature mech, and he didn't know how to use it, so he was still dizzy with Space Leap?Where did Yu Xiaomiao come from?

He couldn't watch it any longer, so he tapped the button on the side, and the sleep spray sprayed out, and Yu Xiaomiao finally became quiet.

Sun Jun has been paying attention to Lin Shaofeng's movements, and the meeting finally became quiet. He patted the bulkhead and asked with his mouth: Boss, what's wrong with Yu Xiaomiao?So much movement?

Since the bulkhead is transparent, Sun Jun still clings to it, and the already ugly face of the rabbit is even uglier. Lin Shaofeng is so upset when he sees it, he slapped it and the mist melted away.

When the pirate ship arrived at the destination and Yu Xiaomiao was able to come out, her whole body was haggard and her hair fell even worse, even Lin Shaofeng had a lot of stains on her body.

Sun Jun looked at it and felt distressed: "Boss, thank you for your hard work."

Yu Xiaomiaonu (#`O'): I am the one who haggards and loses hair. What do you mean by caring about Lin Shaofeng?

Sun Jun→＿→: Boss is full of other people? The hair of the family can't be shaken cleanly. Shouldn't you care about it?

Yu Xiaomiaomo, speaking of it, why is Lin Shaofeng so hairy?He couldn't figure it out.

Lin Shaofeng glanced at Yu Xiaomiao, silly puppet, you don't need it? Think about it!There is no bed in the cabin. If you want to be more comfortable, of course, you should lie on a natural big pillow.

Yu Zhen Natural? Big Pillow Xiao Miao: "..."

"Transform into a human form, put on your clothes and go down." The pirate yelled fiercely, holding a stick in his hand and kicking the clothes under his feet.

The clothes had long since changed from the one before boarding the boat, but an ordinary robe and a pair of underpants. Without trousers, the emptiness was very uncomfortable.

Yu Xiaomiao was wearing old and awkward clothes, looked down at Lin Shaofeng, who looked like a little black cat, and was very envious, how are you?

Sun Jun explained: "Let's make do with it first, and I don't know which mining area it will be assigned to. Some mines can't wear clothes in it, so? Give you pants? It's a waste."

After disembarking, the crowd was full of humans, who were classified according to their general races: a group of tigers, a group of lions, a group of leopards, and a group of cats.

The number of cats is the largest, including cats, lynxes, tree cats, leopard cats, etc., all together.

Xiaoxue was in front of this group of people, wearing shackles and paint on her face.He was not the only one like this, there was a group of about a dozen people? Some of them were still wearing torn clothes, and the word "Warning" was very prominent.

The one who came to take over was a lion, specially shown in the form of a cat, with an obvious scar on one eye, just like the scar in the cartoon The Lion King that Yu Xiaomiao had watched when he was young. .

Scar swept everyone around, with obvious displeasure on his face: "Why are they all cats?"

"It can't be helped, the Kate galaxy, cat, it sounds like there are more cats." The pirate head said with a smile, he is also shown in the form of a cat? It is a leopard with a bent arm and a broken arm? chaos.

"Is there anything special?" The lion? Refers to a person with a special identity? The information of the chaotic triangular star field is well-informed, and the news was received only a few days after the collapse of the Keith-2 planet. Lin Shaofeng appeared on that planet. .

"There is no such person." The pirate shook his head, pointing to Xiaoxue's group of people, "Only these few policemen are more expensive."

Scar inspected the group of policemen one by one, and finally stopped on Xiaoxue. Xiaoxue is a snow leopard, which is rare in cat form. Snow leopards generally have an outstanding appearance in human form, and Xiaoxue does not. The exception, although? He failed, but it is still hard to hide his handsomeness.

Scar pointed his head at Xiaoxue: "I'm going to take this one, and the rest of mine 924." He pointed to the tiger, lion and leopard, "Take this group to Camp No. Those who can drive armor will go to star 7, and those who can’t drive it can be assigned at will. This group of cats is also the same, screening occupations.”

In this way, Yu Xiaomiao was taken to a huge camp to continue screening. He was also the first to screen out those who could activate armor, but there were very few among the cats who could activate armor. first.

A total of [-] hair smoothers were selected, but Yu Xiaomiao was the only one with a certificate, and he was given preferential treatment.

"You, go with them, go to star 16." The screener pointed to a door and said.

Yu Xiaomiao was a little hesitant. Going to Star 16 obviously meant that he had to be separated from Sun Jun. He was alone. I don't know if he could handle it well.

"No problem, there is a boss!" Sun Jun comforted, "The condition of the 16th star is not bad, suitable for the boss to recuperate. Xiaoxue and I will contact you."

All right.Yu Xiaomiao hugged Lin Shaofeng and followed, the screener? See? He also held a cub in his arms and frowned, apparently? Don't want?.

Yu Xiaomiao immediately hugged Lin Shaofeng tightly, and put on a look of protecting the cub: "This is my child? He can't go, and I won't go either."

"Take it with you if you want, don't blame me for not reminding you if you die!" The screener snorted coldly.

Star No. [-] is a relatively large mine star in the chaotic triangular star field. It is a satellite with concentrated ore veins and rich mineral reserves, but the terrain is complicated and there is no atmosphere, so mechs must be used for mining operations.

In the eastern part of the northern hemisphere, there is a mining town with a protective cover. It is the main activity place of this satellite. The miners usually live in their own mining areas. When they are resting, they will come to the mining town in groups for entertainment. .

The architectural features of the mining town are very similar to those in the gold rush period in the Ugly West. There are various brothels, arenas, fighting arenas, taverns, etc. inside. Just like the gold diggers back then, the miners enjoy themselves as much as possible on this barren satellite. For a few years.

Yu Xiaomiao's Shunmao shop also opened in the mining town.

Not next to those? What kind of venues, but alone at the corner of the street, not because I am not used to that kind of Fengyuechang, and the flow of people in Fengyuechang is heavy, so Yu Xiaomiao is eager to open there? It's not because of the rent problem. There are so many idle shops along the street in this town. As long as you are willing to open a shop, it doesn't matter if you don't pay the rent.

The main constraint is still water.

This satellite has no atmosphere, and cannot form rivers, lakes, rivers and seas. Only a small amount of groundwater is buried deep in the surface, which can only be obtained by digging deep wells.

Yu Xiaomiao is a newcomer and has no money to dig deep wells, but the service of Master Shun Mao requires fresh water.Well, there is a business of renting water wells in the town, so he rents one, or shares it with others, the rent is cheaper than those shops next to Fengyuechang, but it still needs to be spent on Xiao Miao’s monthly income two-thirds of.

In terms of income, there is currency here, which is the common star coins of the Star Alliance, but the purchasing power of star coins is average, and the prices are often erratic, so most of the stores do not accept star coins, and mainly accept physical objects.

Objects mainly include food and daily necessities.

There is nothing to choose about the food here, the food is only nutritious rice cereal and nutritional drinks, and occasionally there is milk powder for babies, which is outrageously expensive.You can only get enough food and clothing for meals, so you don't have to think about milk powder.

Okay? Lin Shaofeng is not a real cub.

Daily necessities are mainly hair detergents, and a large part of hair smoother services are cleaning services, and detergents are essential.

This thing is also more convenient to exchange, just exchange it with food.Yu Xiaomiao will save some? Nutritious rice paste and nutritional drinks to exchange for some, and also accept customers to bring their own detergent to the door, or simply pay with detergent.

Besides, he has no spare energy to exchange for other things.

In this way, Yu Xiaomiao started his busy and poor life?

Every morning around ten o'clock, there will be customers coming to the door. The mining area is on rotation. Because of the heavy work, the miners who take the rest will first meet the sleep requirements, and will not get up to deal with other problems until they have enough sleep.

The miners who come to Shunmao here in Xiaomiao are not very rich, and those who have money go there to enjoy high-end all-round services. It is said that the Shunmao service with the best conditions in Fengyuechang has a large pool. Thump as much as you want.

Yu Xiaomiao only has a shower here, and the water is choked to death.

Although it uses less water, it is really clean.The main reason for the miners to smooth their hair is because they work in the mines, the environment is stuffy and dusty in the air, and while sweating, they are covered in ash, and the ash will form agglomerates with the dust. clean.

In particular, the ore from these mines is slightly radiated, and if it stays on the hair for a long time, or "licks it into the stomach, it will cause diseases." Therefore, as long as the miners have a little money, they will definitely come to the hair.

Combining these characteristics, Yu Xiaomiao has launched a thoughtful service of shearing and smoothing hair.

It is to trim some of the agglomerated hair first, and then wash it clean.The hair of most cats is similar to that of felines, and they often fall and change. Only high-level cats, because the top of the hair contains spiritual energy, which is different from traditional hair, and it does not fall out frequently.

At first, everyone didn’t agree with Xiao Miao’s suggestion to prune some hair, because other smoothers in the town would not trim their hair before washing. Many, naturally? The fees are also high.

Of course? Shutters will not tell the truth. Their unified caliber is: "Cut first and then wash. If the hair is too loose, it will have an impact on the hair follicles, resulting in a large area of ​​hair loss."

In fact, cats will shed their hair in certain seasons. How to avoid it? There will be a large area of ​​hair loss.

As for Yu Xiaomiao, she did not explain the principle to the miners in detail. Talking too much about this kind of thing will affect the business of her peers, and she will be squeezed out by her peers.He just uses the excuse that he is not good at learning skills, so he only knows how to practice first and then practice.

Over time, those who have money still find high-end smoothers to cut, and those who have no money find that they are similar to the high-priced ones before, so they always find Yu Xiaomiao to cut.

The Shunmao masters are so miraculously peaceful and peaceful.

of course there are exceptions.