I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

This morning at [-] o'clock, Yu Xiaomao opened the door, and customers came to the door.

The one who came was a colleague named Yun Jing, who was twenty-thirteen this year, tall and handsome, and opened a Shunmaoshi shop on the other side of the street.

His cat form is Clouded Leopard, so the name is taken from Clouded Leopard’s cloud character. To be honest, the names in the interstellar era are really random. For example, Lu Xiao? Xiao? It’s Lu Wu, and her surname is Lu. Nian? Duoduo is a Nian? Beast, his surname is Nian;

Yun Jing entered the door and lay down on the work bed: "Yu Xiao Miao, shave!"

Yu Xiao? Miao is not moved? This Yun Jing is a wonderful flower.

The clouded leopard lived in the earth period: the area south of the Qinling Mountains in China, Taiwan, Nepal, Myanmar, eastern India, and parts of Southeast Asia.

Because the area where they live is relatively hot, the hair is relatively short.

But Yun Jing's clouded leopard's fur is too short, just a layer of chestnut. If it is shaved, it will become a hairless cat.This species of hairless cat looks like it has smooth pink skin, but in fact it is very difficult to take care of. If you are not careful, you have to give it a squeeze of blackheads, and the hair follicles are inflamed.

So give this guy Yun Jing a smooth hair, absolutely don't shave it, just put it on? Just wash it with water and wash it thoroughly.

Of course Yun Jing also knew that he was also a shunmao master, and he had a certificate, a junior certificate, compared to Yu Xiao? Miao Gao.He just came here to vent his anger, and also to make a living. It was not easy for him, and he didn't have much money to open? Go to Fengyuechang.Since Yu Xiaomiao's arrival, his business has dropped by half, so he comes up to make a fuss from time to time.

Yu Xiaomiao is also used to it. When the soldiers come, they will block the water and cover it with earth.

Yun Jing couldn't squeeze into the shop over at Fengyuechang, and he was alone, unable to make a name for himself. Maybe he was pushed out by the Fengyuechang group to become a young man.

He poured water on Yun Jing's body, wiped it with washing liquid, and asked with a smile, "You're so tired all the time, why don't you think about it? Back? My proposal, let's cooperate?"

Yun Jing looked down on Yu Xiaomiao and looked disgusted: "What did you wipe on me? The smell is so weird?"

"Detergent." Yu Xiaomiao spread his hands, "Everyone wipe this."

"Go, go!" Yun Jing was even more disgusted: "Can I compare with those five thick guys? I want? Use my special hair conditioner."

"I'm poor, I don't have this stuff." Yu Xiaomiao spread his hands.

Yun Jing rolled his eyes: "Open a shop when you know you're poor?" He dug out something from the storage space of the portable optical computer, "Come on, I'll give you a lot of insight and wash me clean."

Yu Xiaomiao didn't pick it up, and said distressedly: "If you don't do it next time, it's a waste of water."

"Why are you so picky? Will I go out for the water bill?" Yun Jing despised.

"Okay!" Yu Xiaomiao agreed without hesitation, and stretched out his hand, "Pay first."

"Yu, Xiao?, Miao! Believe it or not, I'll go out and smash your signboard." Yun Jing was shaking his short hair, which is the best tool to smash your signboard.

Yu Xiaomiao "gave in" and begged for mercy: "I don't raise children, I'm poor."

Yun Jing cut his voice: "Who made you young? Do not learn well at a young age, Yingnian? Marry early." After speaking, he looked around, "Where is your cub?"

"Watching TV inside." Yu Xiaomiao replied, and felt that the word "TV" seemed inaccurate. The storefront in this mining area is decorated, and the TV, to be precise, is a hologram. It's just that there are fewer channels, and if you want to enrich the programs, you have to spend money to open them.

Fortunately, Lin Shaofeng is only watching the news, so he doesn't need to open other channels.

Yun Jing once again despised Yu Xiaomiao when he heard the word "television": "What TV, where did you come from? We call it video."

——Heh, you are full of bullshit today, but this sentence is the truth, I just traveled through it.Yu Xiao? Miao thought.

Yun Jing couldn't understand Yu Xiaomiao's thoughts, so he had to add a sentence in a sly way: "Don't look at it, it's a video, and it has bad eyesight. Your cub looks at it every day, be careful of myopia. Myopia needs to be cured? If you have a lot of money, you won’t earn a few bucks.”

Just as he was talking, Lin Shaofeng came out of it. Unlike in Lu Xiaofeng's house, he didn't need to count the months to express his age. Here he directly set a three-year-old age for himself. Age, according to the state of three-year-old cubs.

Just now he had heard Yun Jing's words inside, and he knew that this guy came to dislike him today, and he also knew what this guy meant by mentioning the video.

Yun Jing likes to watch the news, but he is also a hair grooming teacher, so he can concentrate on his work, so he naturally has no energy to pay attention to the news. This will happen to be a hair groomer, so he naturally wants to watch the news.

Lin Shaofeng then moved out the image.

Video machines are not televisions, computers, or mobile phones as they were in the Earth era.The video camera in the interstellar era is just an object the size of a mouse. After it is turned on, it is suspended at a position about one meter above the ground, and then forms a one-square-meter screen horizontally, on which a holographic image emerges, three-dimensional.

Today's news happened to be interviewing Lu Xiao? Xiao?

Since the battle of the planet Kates-2, Lu Xiao? Xiao? has become completely famous, because she flicked her big tail and saved most of the remaining planet residents. However, such a tragic planet collapse event cannot always let the people Immersed in grief, there is a need for a hero to dilute people's grief, so Lu Xiao? Xiao?

However, Lu Xiao? Xiao? himself is quite sober, not in a state of ecstasy, especially not stepping on a pit.

Today's program is a news interview. A well-known interview host of the Star Alliance is interviewing her? The questions are quite sharp.

Host: I would like to ask Ms. Lu, why did you choose the residents of the saving planet between the traitor Lin Shaofeng and the residents of the planet Keith-2?

Lu Xiao? Xiao?: People's interests are above all else. Of course I choose to save the planet's residents.

Host: But Young Master Lin Feng betrayed the entire Interstellar Alliance, and arresting him would not have better safeguarded the interests of the people.

Lu Xiao? Xiao? Silent, (glanced at the host, as if looking at an idiot)

The host became excited: Does your silence mean that you didn't want to arrest Lin Shaofeng?

Hearing this, Yu Xiaomiao raised his eyebrows straightly. How come thousands of years have passed? The news media is still so annoying. Only a nod can be considered a clear expression of attitude. Silence means hesitation and an unsteady position.

If you keep asking this question, Aunt Lu will probably get mad at you.Yu Xiaomiao thought to herself.

Sure enough, Lu Xiao? Xiao? went mad: What do you mean you don't want to be caught?Can I catch him?Am I the god of war, or is he the god of war?There are so many people in the league who can't catch him, so they expect me to be a little girl to catch him, are you kidding me?

The host also tried to save: arresting wanted criminals is the duty of every Union citizen.

Lu Xiao? Xiao?: Huh?The obligation of the citizens of the alliance is to report the clues of the wanted criminals to the relevant state departments in a timely manner. When did it become an arrest?Want to catch a wanted criminal? I am a citizen, where is the taxpayer's money?Have a herd of pigs?

As soon as Lu Xiao? Xiao? finished speaking, the signal of the news interview was replaced by the advertisement.

Sure enough, any era is similar.Yu Xiaomiao thought to herself.

Yun Jing secretly paid attention to Xiao Miao's complexion, and approached Xiao Miao as if making a surprise attack: "You also escaped from planet Keith-2, tell me what you did to Lin Shao Feng at that time? What's the idea?."

Yu Xiaomiao naturally wouldn't fall into Yunjing's trap: "I was on the other side of the planet at the time, if I were on the same side as Lin Shaofeng, I wouldn't have been caught by pirates."

"Cut, it's boring." Yu Xiaomiao's answer obviously didn't satisfy Yun Jing, he pointed to the sky, "This is the chaotic triangle star field, the Interstellar Alliance has no control, no one will betray you, even to tell the truth." .”

"What I'm telling is the truth. If you're not satisfied, you can tell me." Yu Xiaomiao was unmoved, and began to flirt with Yun Jing.

"I say what I say." Yun Jing stretched his body and enjoyed Yu Xiaomiao's hair blowing, "At that time, Lin Shaofeng didn't have to save people. Since he is willing to save people, it shows that his conscience is still alive, and it shows that the arrest warrant What was written above may not be the truth."

Yu Xiao? Miao was obviously taken aback when he heard it. He never thought that Yun Jing, a Shunmao master living in the chaotic triangle star field, would say such a thing.

Yun Jing didn't miss Yu Xiaomiao's expression. You really lied to me, and you really refused to tell me the truth.Unexpectedly, he felt a trembling look beside him, turned his head to look, but only saw the cub who was staring at the advertisement wholeheartedly.

Could it be that this little guy sent it?Yun Jing himself didn't believe his own conclusions. It happened that there was movement next door to Xiao Miao's house. Yun Jing stopped worrying and jumped out of bed.

He left as he said that, before leaving the door, he said: "I seldom go out recently, it seems that something happened in the mining area."

The dead ghost that Yun Jing talked about was Yu Xiaomiao's landlord, to be precise, the one who rented out the well.Yun Jing has always wanted to rent the water well of his house, but the dead ghost has always refused to agree and detested him, so when Yu Xiaomiao succeeded in renting the water well of the dead ghost, Yun Jing was very upset.

The dead ghost opened a repair shop, but I have never seen one that repairs large parts. Generally, it only repairs mecha parts. The engineering work mechas of the miners in the mining area are contracted to the household, that is, who opens? Who is responsible for repairing.

Due to the economic sanctions imposed by the Star Alliance on the chaotic triangular star field, the mechas are often unable to be updated in time. The engineering mechas working in the mining area are at least 50 years old, and the failure rate is very high.

Fortunately, Sigui's technology is good, no matter how old the machine is, it can be repaired, and the price is not expensive. Miners like to ask him for repairs.

It's just that the dead ghost has a bad temper. He likes to be quiet, and he hates guys like Yun Jing who like beeps, so he has repeatedly rejected Yun Jing's request to rent a well.

Yun Jing was so angry that he set his sights on the dead ghost from then on, and whenever he had a chance, he would go to anger him.

After going in for a while, the inside was like shaking the sky, and there were all kinds of crackling noises. When it was over, Yun Jing rushed out from the inside, covered in engine oil, and waved smartly: "Let's go, come back? See you."

Seeing that Yu Xiao? Miao raised his eyebrows straight, your hair is smooth.etc!You didn't give me any money!Yu Xiaomiao ran away.

Seeing this, Lin Shaofeng turned his head silently, raised his hand and threw something to Yu Xiaomiao. It was the special detergent that Yun Jing dug out from his portable optical brain storage bag before. The packaging looked high-end, Yun Jing In a hurry, Lin Shao? Feng walked down.

This thing is definitely enough for Shun Mao's money.

Yu Xiao Miao Ben wanted to thank Lin Shaofeng, but when he looked up, Lin Shaofeng turned his head to him again.Ever since he was driven away last time, but he didn't leave, Lin Shaofeng's attitude towards Xiao Miao was quite unnatural.

Yu Xiao?With Lin Shaofeng's personality, he never wanted to see other people's lives endangered because of him, so Lin Shaofeng still cared about Xiao Miao not leaving.

Even after they settled down and opened the Shun Mao Shi shop, Lin Shaofeng didn't forget to persuade him, and said: If Yu Xiaomiao wants to leave, he can send him away immediately.

Yu Xiaomiao really had nowhere to go, and she was really worried about Lin Shaofeng.

Don't look at Lin Shaofeng Feng's kitty looks like a cat, but as long as he doesn't pay attention, he will be drenched in sweat again.The level of Shunmao masters on this planet is not high. Yun Jing, who just came here, is the best here, and has a junior certificate of Shunmao master.

However, Lin Shaofeng's disease cannot be cured with primary syndrome alone. Lin Shaofeng's problem is in mental strength?

Yu Xiaomiao thought that there was nothing else to do, so she set a goal for herself, read all the books of beginner and intermediate hair groomers, and looked back? Enough to work for the next book after the year? It is also convenient to take the exam.

When Lin Shaofeng saw Yu Xiaomiao reading, his complexion became even worse.After thinking about it for a few days, he decided to have a good talk with Yu Xiaomiao. He stated his interests, and analyzed his own situation. It's very deep, and the situation is so deep that you can risk your life to save it.

Finally, he said earnestly: "Yu Xiaomiao, there is no result with me. You should leave."

Yu Xiaomiao couldn't hold back her laughter when she heard it, and she couldn't help laughing when she thought about it. No wonder Lu Xiao? Xiao? went to participate in that CP exhibition. On the leaflet, it should be written: "CP Ten years in a row? There is no CP existence against the sky, Lin!"

Just like Lin Shaofeng, who can't tell the difference between feelings and friendship, and foolishly pretends to be affectionate.Don't say ten years, twenty years, 30 years? You can't get rid of the list.

Yu Xiaomiao smiled, and lowered her head to study Yun Jing's bottle of special detergent.There are quite a lot of effects on the above, and there is a line of words that caught Yu Xiao? Miao's attention: rich in β-917 particles, it has a very obvious effect on the daily care of high-level spiritual hair.

Beta-917 particles?A particle has such an obvious effect?Will such a bottle really contain it?Yu Xiaomiao was puzzled, and asked Lin Shaofeng, "Is this true?"

Lin Shaofeng only glanced at it, and replied: "It can be said to be useful, or it can be said to be useless."

Yu Xiaomiao naturally listened. He didn't understand, so he smiled and asked, "Explain, explain."

There are many cosmic rays in the universe. After research, scientists name the particles that make up these rays with α, β, γ, etc., and one of them is the β particle. The β-917 particle is one of them. It is the main cause of the mutation of the Zerg and humans when they travel in space. To be precise, only the Zerg mutated at the beginning, and humans did not.After all, there are countless evolutionary boundary stones between humans and insects.

According to the classification of living things by human beings in the earth period, there are 38 phyla in the kingdom phyla, order, family, genus and species, and the kingdom of animals. There are 30 phyla in total for human beings. There are eight phyla of vertebrate? Fishes, Amphibians, Reptiles, Birds, Mammals and Animals; and Zerg occupies most of the remaining 37 phyla, such as Molluscs? Arthropods? doors and such.

So compared with humans, they are relatively low-level creatures, and they are more susceptible to cosmic rays than humans.

Worms began to attack humans after being affected by the rays. Their body shape is very different from that of the Earth period, not only in size, but also in changing body shape, such as the phantom that appeared on the planet Kates-2 before. Butterflies, they are composed of countless small individuals.

Their physiological structure has also changed, and many individuals no longer need oxygen, and can move freely in the vacuum of space.

Compared with the early human beings who sailed in space, this advantage is too great!So much so that human beings were once driven into a desperate situation by the Zerg.

In order to save all human beings, large-scale scientific research was organized as long as there were human beings in the star field at that time.

A group of scientific researchers discovered the β-917 particle during their research and successfully demonstrated the key role of the particle in the evolution of the Zerg.

They began to boldly imagine whether human beings can also evolve through β-917 particles?So they started experimenting.

This experiment lasted for 500 years? No one knows what happened during these 500 years, because all their materials were destroyed.

Their research only brought about one result. Human beings can transform into a cat form to fight Zerg in the vacuum of space. This cat form is completely composed of spiritual power.

For example, when Lin Shaofeng met Huandie before, the huge Qiongqi appeared on the collapsed planet, but the main body was in the protective clothing with Yu Xiaomiao.Because the body is the body, the body needs oxygen, and there is no oxygen in the universe.

Spiritual power is called by this research organization: the unyielding roar of human beings facing the eve of survival.

Human beings at that time, that is, during the four to five hundred years?, through the evolution of weapons and the design of various mechanical mechas, they barely resisted the attack of the Zerg, and the emergence of the cat form allowed humans to reverse the unfavorable battle situation.

So at that time, there were not many voices of opposition. Human beings calmly accepted its existence and quickly joined the queue of active evolution.

In just a hundred years?, the form of human existence has completely changed.

The β-917 particle has also become an important strategic material, and its stock in the universe is extremely small. After continuous exploration, geologists and astrologers have discovered that there are extremely small amounts of β-917 in the soil layers of some planets in the universe. Beta-[-] particles.

These planets and their star domains are protected for mining.

"So β-917 particles are very rare and precious. The richness mentioned in this bottle doesn't exist?" Yu Xiaomiao concluded.

Lin Shaofeng smiled: "It is definitely impossible to be rich, but there is still a tiny bit." He pointed to the sky. The celestial phenomenon of this planet is completely different from that of the earth. It is actually a satellite, so every Within hours, giant planets pass overhead.

"This chaotic triangular star field also has a planet that produces β-917 particles. This bottle of stuff may be native to this place." Lin Shaofeng said.

Yu Xiaomiao immediately grasped the point: "That is to say, how much is this bottle? It's kind of useful."

Lin Shaofeng said "Oh" and said: That's right.I don't want to be slipped up by Yu Xiao Miao Ti in the next second.

"Take a shower." Yu Xiao? Miao smiled.

Lin Shaofeng refused: "You open the door to do business, serious business?"

"There's no one here!" Yu Xiaomiao deliberately carried Lin Shaofeng to the gravel road in front of the store and stood there, "Look, there are no pedestrians!"

Lin Shaofeng still refused: "There will be some later."

"I'll talk about it later, wash you off first." Yu Xiaomiao knew what Lin Shaofeng meant when he refused, but it was just that I couldn't accept too much affection from you. You are you, and you will? There will be a better life in the future, your future will not be the same as mine, I can't influence you or something like that.

What bullshit!Yu Xiaomiao thought to herself.

Two, let's not talk about pouring water on Lin Shaofeng, and turn it on. He really didn't expect that Qiongqi's fur can be so long, and the cub's shape is almost like a black puppet. It wasn't the short fur that he had imagined, similar to that of a black panther.

The downside of long hair is that shedding is particularly obvious. When Yu Xiaomiao was cleaning, the stubble of hair was swept into the pan: "You should wash more, so less hair shedding." Yu Xiao? Miao said while rubbing.

Lin Shaofeng despised: "It's as if you don't shed your hair. You are a puppet and a long-haired cat."

"I don't have anyone to smooth me." Yu Xiaomiao spread her hands and smiled, "Besides, it's better for one person to shed hair than two? It's less to sweep? It's average."

gab!Lin Shaofeng ignored Yu Xiaomiao.

Regarding the introduction of β-917 particles just now, he still didn't say a part. In fact, the place with the most β-917 particles in this universe is not on the ore planet, but in the bodies of Zergs and cats.

These β-917 particles will gather in a certain place in their body, for example: in cats, it is quite obvious that it is under the pituitary gland, that is, on the nape of the neck?

Zerg is more complicated, β-917 particles will form a nucleus in their body, the higher the level of Zerg, the bigger the nucleus, the more hidden.

If the nape of the neck and the worm core are attacked by the opponent, it will cause the cat clan to be unstable, and the zerg will go berserk until they die.

Not only can they be attacked, but they can also be swallowed by each other. After being swallowed into the body, the β-917 particles will be quickly digested and utilized by the swallowers.

The party that loses the β-917 particles will die quickly.

So today, when the war is becoming more and more incandescent, the cat race and the Zerg race are almost two giant beasts devouring each other on the battlefield.

As for the more frightening depths, although it has not been confirmed yet, it can be inferred theoretically that since cats and Zergs have the most in their bodies, then if you want to obtain large quantities and raise cats and Zergs, you can learn from them Physically? Get it.

If it is true, how many cats are there in the depths of this universe? They are living in the most terrifying hell in the world.

Thinking of this, Lin Shaofeng's eyes darkened.

The following week was very strange. Few people came to Yu Xiaoyan Miao's store. Occasionally one or two people came to the store, but they were exhausted and mentally tense.

Even if it is the most comfortable smooth hair, the guest will jump up as soon as the scissors touch the soft fur.

Yu Xiaomiao thought of Yun Jing's previous warning: "I seldom go out recently, it seems that something happened in the mining area."

Is something really wrong?What happened?