I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Yu Xiaomiao finally understood what Lin Shaofeng meant when he said hugging tight, this shit...

The development of mechs in this era is completely beyond Xiao Miao's imagination!

To be honest, when he came to this future world, he had longed for a lot of mechas. After all, he had seen mechas a lot when he was a child. The only mechas that he picked up once in a while and had been genetically modified? You can drive , still exists like a coward, he can do things that others can't do, and he can explode seeds, meow's N cannons blast together, killing the Quartet!

It's a pity that he is a puppet, and his genetic level is too low. Even if he is driving, he can only play with that low-level autopilot mech, which is similar to a children's toy. The left foot brakes and the right foot accelerates.

Don't even think about difficult moves, let alone kill the Quartet. As for what? Turned out like a savior to save the battle? Haha, it's not bad if you don't be regarded as a target.

And? Sitting in the cab at this time, Yu Xiaomiao experienced the "charm" of the future mech firsthand.

What a handsome appearance in the cartoon, a close-up of the whole body of the mecha, the protagonist smiles confidently, bursting into seeds, there is no such thing as destroying the dough!To be precise, existence exists, but it is definitely not the frame rate of cartoons.

In two minutes? More time, complete the accelerated breakthrough and fly away from the planet's atmosphere, break through the planet's defense in 30 seconds, and quickly change the shape of the mech after it's over, mix into the mecha formation that has already ascended, and not only mix with one formation, but also use the asteroid Belt, switch and flee in different formations.

When approaching α007, the whereabouts of the mech was captured, and Lin Shaofeng opened fire brazenly, tearing apart the nearby space leap channel, entering it, and then leaping into it; A leap forward? Passage.

The whole process only took thirty minutes at most, but Yu Xiaomiao seemed to have lived a lifetime.

He didn't even know how to describe the feeling, saying it exceeded the limit of human experience, maybe not all. When Lin Shaofeng completed the sudden stop, sharp turn, roll, leap, and fall of the mech, Yu Xiaomiao still felt it. Yes, dizzy, super dizzy, my stomach is overwhelmed.

But? I couldn't spit it out, because the firepower of the mecha under Lin Shaofeng's control was too spectacular.

For the first time, Yu Xiaomiao knew that gunfire can also become an art. It can be extremely gorgeous, like flying fire and meteors;

Originally, he was still uncomfortable sitting on Lin Shaofeng. After all, the transformation of the mecha after its rapid flight would be passed on to the pilot, and he would have to repeat it over and over again. It's just... the ecstasy that I don't want to remember.

But later, there was nothing left in Yu Xiaomiao's mind, only brainless worship!

Is this still the same Lin Shaofeng who was begging for money and tricked him into drinking fish soup back then?Or that Lin Shaofeng who put on a dead face and forced you to leave when he was clearly in a bad state?Or the unhappy face on Mine Star? Or Lin Shaofeng who accepts Shunmao?

neither! ! !

Lin Shaofeng in front of him, the commander of the Eighth Fleet, the strongest existence in the Star Alliance, with absolute strength, deservedly No. 1, the God of War in the hearts of thousands of subjects, vowed to follow him for life! ! !

Tinder, you are my direction!Light, you illuminate my heart!May my humble body become a stardust behind you, and become one of thousands of lights to surround you!

"Huh?" Lin Shaofeng noticed that Yu Xiaomiao had hugged him unknowingly.

Before letting him sit down with a face full of displeasure, even when he left after such a high-intensity flight, he gritted his teeth and grabbed the driver's seat with both hands. How could he think of hugging him now?

Do you know when you grabbed the driver's seat with both hands before? Did it hinder me from driving the mech?

Lin Shaofeng thought in his heart, and took advantage of the gap to support Yu Xiaomiao's body and let him sit up better.Yu Xiaomiao didn't notice it either, so she obediently let him play with it. Lin Shaofeng lost his mind for a moment, and his thoughts seemed to return to the night when he returned to the adult form for the first time on the Kate Si-2 planet. situation at the point.

At that time, Yu Xiaomiao was in the shape of a puppet. He took it casually and used it to rua.

Just like this moment!

Lin Shaofeng's mood suddenly brightened, and he became pregnant. After sweeping away the previous emotional depression, Xiao Huai smiled, and said beside Xiao Miao's ear: "Hold tight."

Eh?Yu Xiaomiao has not yet reacted.

Particles? The cannon roared, the space leaped? the passage was opened, and the mecha quickly disappeared into the passage.

grass!Another, another, another space leap forward?!Yu Xiaomiao has experienced it before? A few times, the taste is not very good. The cushioning force on the old ship is slightly weaker. This will be in the cockpit of the mecha. One can imagine the taste? What is the whole body being covered with? Something was pulling in all directions.

"Heh!" Lin Shaofeng laughed and clenched his hands.

Yu Xiaomiao suddenly felt strong and hugged him tightly with both arms, especially powerful and reassuring.

Lin, Shao, Feng...

During the second leap forward, Yu Xiaomiao fell asleep. When he woke up, the sailing was smooth and Lin Shaofeng had disappeared.

Yu Xiaomiao looked for it for a while, only to find that the other party had turned into a little black cat again. The small one was sleeping in the corner of the driver's seat with its body curled up, about the place where Lin Shaofeng's abdomen was.Because Yu Xiaomiao was sitting upside down, after Lin Shaofeng became smaller, he leaned his face to the driver's seat, but his body didn't move, forming a triangle gap.

Yu Xiaomiao struggled to move his hands and feet that had become stiff due to sitting in the same position for a long time, and finally mentioned Lin Shaofeng: "You are also bold, so you are not afraid that I will accidentally suffocate you to death."

Lin Shaofeng didn't have any reaction, only? He opened his eyes slightly because of the slip, and the little meat claw tried to hug him, wanting to go back together.

Yu Xiaomiao carried him back into her arms, and was about to turn around and sit upright, but was surprised to find that the space behind the driver's seat was completely different from before.

It was a narrow bulkhead before, and the seat was close to the seat, and there was no space for standing alone.Now it has turned into a rather large... living room! !

There is a sofa, a dining table, and a bar kitchen. The bulkhead next to the dining table can still see the outer space.

"What's going on?" Yu Xiaomiao was surprised.

"Voice capture—verification—verification successful." The mecha operation console behind Yu Xiaomiao suddenly spoke, and an artificial intelligence emerged, who was still an acquaintance.

"Shisi?" Yu Xiaomiao was even more surprised.

"Hi, we meet again." Shi Si said with a smile.

Yu Xiaomiao: "Why are you here?"

"That's it." Shisi explained to Xiao Miao in detail that each high-level mecha has a set of auxiliary systems, which are controlled by artificial intelligence, and assist the mecha fighters to carry out various mecha operations. operate?.

The artificial intelligence that controls this system is separate from the system, which means that the artificial intelligence is a human and the system is a machine. Lin Shaofeng's mecha stored in the martial arts field is equipped with this auxiliary system, but there is no artificial intelligence. intelligent.

At that time, the only artificial intelligence on site was Shisi, so Lin Shaofeng used her to operate the auxiliary system.

"Master has turned off the forward power source of the mecha, and it is now drifting. Turn on the power source of life. According to the master's intention, I have opened the living area." Shisi pointed at the meeting Living room road.

She also conscientiously took Yu Xiaomiao to look around: "This is the bedroom, you can use it according to the authority that the young master has opened for you. We need to wait for Sun Jun's contact signal here, and you can take a rest before then."

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." So the space of this mech is not limited to just the cockpit. Why? Why did Lin Shaofeng insist on letting him squeeze into such a small space with him before?

"During the battle state, the living area cannot be used, and the entire area will be folded." Shisi explained and demonstrated it again. The living area, which was so spacious before, instantly felt like a shrinker. It became a hard bulkhead.

Really Nima is easy to use!Yu Xiaomiao = mouth =!

Not only are all the necessities of life available, but there is also no lack of food. The kitchen is equipped with a full set of food making machines, which are standard in wartime, and they are all nutritious rice cereals and drinks that can quickly replenish physical strength.

The taste is a bit off, but it is just right for Lin Shaofeng to recover his strength.Yu Xiaomiao is already familiar with the way, knowing how to take care of Lin Shaofeng who has become a cub again.

He placed Lin Shaofeng on the sofa cushion, took off his own clothes and covered him. Everything in the mecha was good, but there was no baby equipment. He could only take small mouthfuls and slowly feed Lin Shaofeng.

Xu Shi has been raised for a long time, Lin Shaofeng in his sleep actually rejected the taste of nutritious rice porridge: it's not delicious!The fish soup is delicious!

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Where can I get you fish soup?

Shisi handed over something: "Master, before he fell asleep, did you give me the storage space, and the permission to use it has been enabled for you."

Eh?Is it Lin Shaofeng's storage space?Do it for me? What?Yu Xiaomiao took it curiously, okay, once you open it, it's full of well-preserved fresh food, including live fish.

ha?Where did you get this from?previous?Not like!Yu Xiaomiao only raised domestic fish and rainbow trout in the pond of Lu Xiaoxiao's house, but the fish species in Lin Shaofeng's storage space were obviously much more abundant.Is that the Lu family?It only takes two or three hours for you to go home, where do you have the time to do this?

"It was specially ordered by the master when he got home, and Housekeeper Su prepared it." Shisi explained.

Really... Yu Xiaomiao continued to check the items, and unexpectedly found several boxes of finished snacks, including lotus cakes, jujube cakes, etc. that?

If one could still think that those fish were prepared for Lin Shaofeng when they saw them before, but after seeing these, it became clear that they should be prepared for him.It was Lin Shaofeng who asked Steward Su to prepare it for him. Yu Xiaomiao was very surprised and looked at Lin Shaofeng. This guy who always keeps things in his heart and always wants to drive him away is actually careful and careful.

"Fish soup is just fish soup, just wait." Yu Xiaomiao smiled and touched Lin Shaofeng's little hairy head.

The kitchen facilities on the mecha are relatively simple. There is no open fire facility, it is a light-wave oven, but it is no problem to stew fish soup. It is delicious to fry in a frying pan. The mecha is not equipped with a high-power fume that can handle Chinese food. machine.

Yu Xiaomiao rubbed a layer of oil on the fish, and roasted it in the light wave oven for a while. After it was burnt, it was stewed in the pot. The soup was still milky white, and some salt was simply added.

Lin Shaofeng in his sleep smelled the fragrance, as before, his eyes still couldn't open?, his little head leaned towards the fish soup, he almost fell off the sofa without even caring about his body.

Yu Xiaomiao quickly picked up Lin Shaofeng, found a soft pillow to cushion her knees, placed Lin Shaofeng on the soft pillow, filled a little and then fed it to Lin Shaofeng.

Lin Shaofeng knew the way and the way, and drank with relish.

Shi Si is an artificial intelligence, she doesn't seem to have any fluctuations in this situation, but she can capture Lin Shaofeng's emotions: happy, comfortable, and happy.

The owner's emotional state is very good, record it!Shi Si did her best.

After a while, Lin Shaofeng fell asleep after eating and drinking, and Yu Xiaomiao was also sleepy. After all, he had never experienced the torment just now, even after a short rest, he was still very tired.

He checked with Shisi carefully, and made sure that Shisi could control the automatic cruise state, and that the mecha had been drifting in the safe star field according to the plan drawn up by Sun Jun.Yu Xiaomiao didn't need to do anything, just wait for Sun Jun and others to find him.

So he took Lin Shaofeng to rest at ease. There was no baby supplies in the mecha, so naturally there was no closed baby compartment for Lin Shaofeng to sleep in, and Shen Lie was not around.To avoid catching a cold, the best way is to turn Yu Xiaomiao into a puppet and take Lin Shaofeng to sleep together.

Long time no? Sleeping like this, Yu Xiaomiao was unfamiliar at first, and he became proficient after a while. Lin Shaofeng's little black head was completely buried in the fur on his stomach, motionless, and his small nose was breathing out. His breath sprayed on his hair, it was very itchy.

Yu Xiaomiao fell asleep during the teasing.

Lin Shaofeng had a dream.

In the dream, he woke up from a snow-white cat clan. The cat clan was all white, with sapphire blue eyes and a pair of beautiful horns on the top of its head. It was Bai Ze!Such a big...is Yu Hui?

"Uncle Yu?" Lin Shaofeng called.

Bai Ze looked at him, smiled and shook his head: "Brother, it's me, not my father." It was the voice of a strange boy.

Lin Shaofeng was stunned, and after a long time, he said, "Is it... Shaoze?"

"Well, it's me." Yu Shaoze looked at Lin Shaofeng with a cute cat face.

Lin Shaofeng suddenly had the illusion of facing Xiao Miao's puppet face, how could he suddenly think of Yu Xiaomiao?He shook his head immediately, trying to shake the thought out.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Yu Shaoze tilted his head to look.

It's more like... Only then did Lin Shaofeng realize that, ignoring the fur color and horns on the top of his head, Yu Shaoze's white state is quite similar to Yu Xiaomiao's puppet state.

Surprised, he explained to Yu Shaoze: "You are similar to a puppet of a friend of mine."

"Friends? Did brother make new friends?" Yu Shaoze asked with a smile.

"Well..." Lin Shaofeng was silent for a while, "Forget it, he is a very good friend."

"That's great, brother has a new friend." Yu Shaoze said happily.

Lin Shaofeng couldn't help laughing: "Even if there are? No matter how many new friends you have, you are my best friend. Is there not one of them."

"I'm very happy. But..." Yu Shaoze looked at Lin Shaofeng squarely, "I'm leaving, brother!"

"Go? Where are you going?" Lin Shaofeng felt ominous in his heart.

Yu Shaoze didn't answer Lin Shaofeng's question, but said: "My brother must be happy all the time so that I can rest assured." During the words, Yu Shaoze's figure began to blur.

"No, Yu Shaoze, don't leave! How can I be happy when you're not here?" Lin Shaofeng said anxiously.

"Brother has new friends, and there will be more good friends in the future. Don't be sad when I'm gone." Yu Shaoze's voice became weaker and weaker.

"No, don't go!! How can I not be sad when you are gone, come back, Yu Shaoze, come back!!!" Lin Shaofeng shouted with all his strength, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make a sound. ?

Anxiety accumulated in his throat, and the moment he finally broke through: "Ah!" Lin Shaofeng yelled out, and the dream disappeared.

"Huh? What's the matter with you? Have a nightmare?" Yu Xiaomiao was awakened, and was busy checking Lin Shaofeng with her front paws.

Lin Shaofeng, who was already in a state of despair, was made a little irritated by Yu Xiaomiao's claws, so he slapped Yu Xiaomiao away.

Um?Yu Xiaomiao tilted her head and looked at Lin Shaofeng for a while. Are you sure? After the other party's mood improved a little, he asked with concern: "What did you dream about? Tell me about it. If you say it, the dream will be forbidden."

Lin Shaofeng didn't say anything.

Yu Xiaomiao recalled what he said just now: "Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong." He hurriedly jumped out of bed, and brought a bowl of fish soup to Lin Shaofeng, which has been kept fresh and kept fresh. .”

At this time, Yu Xiaomiao is in human form, and he is still wearing the clothes that Shisi and the others changed for him back then. This is a high-end costume, which is turned into a special device, and can be put on instantly when the form is switched. And take it off, just like the effect of a monster cultivating into a man and taking his own clothes.

The clothes that Shisi and the others chose especially matched Yu Xiaomiao. Before that, Yu Xiaomiao was just an ordinary and good-looking boy. Now he was able to dress up like this, which was simply astonishing.

Being stared at by him, Lin Shaofeng was even a little absent-minded, and a thought came to his mind in a daze: If Yu Shaoze was still alive, there should be one too? It's so beautiful!

Thinking of Yu Shaoze, and thinking of that dream, Lin Shaofeng sighed, he shouldn't have sent his emotions to Yu Xiaomiao, so he said: "I'm fine, put the fish soup first, I'll wash up and drink it later."

At this moment, the mecha captured the contact signal, Sun Jun found Lin Shaofeng, they got a small starship, and after searching for a few days in the agreed target star field, they found Lin Shaofeng's mecha.

The mecha did not enter the starship, but docked on the side.

Sun Jun and others boarded the mecha, and they were attracted by the smell of fish soup just after entering the door: "What? It smells so good!"

"Fish soup." Yu Xiaomiao said with a smile, after saving enough Lin Shaofeng's portions, he divided them up and gave them to Sun Jun and the others: "Taste."

The appetites of Sun Jun and others have long been taken care of by Yu Xiaomiao. When looking for Lin Shaofeng in the past few days, they ate a few meals of nutritious rice cereal, which was really delicious.This delicious fish soup was in front of him, he drank it unceremoniously, wiped his mouth when he was done, and kept his eyes fixed on Lin Shaofeng's portion.

After Lin Shaofeng washed and washed, he looked more than one year old. He cast a contemptuous glance at the three of Sun Jun, climbed onto the seat that Yu Xiaomiao specially made for him, and took the fish soup: "Mine."

Boss o (╥﹏╥) o Have you ever drank it? So many times, can’t you pity us?Those who eat and sleep without stopping, do you know that we have? How hard is it?Sun Jun watched with tears in his eyes.

Lin Shaofeng drank slowly: "I am the one who diverts their attention." Don't take credit.

No? Credit also? Hard work ah!Sun Jun continues to grind o(╥﹏╥)o

Yu Xiaomiao smoothed things over: "Why don't I stew some more?"

Very good!Sun Jun looked at Yu Xiaomiao excitedly, but...

"That... Yu Xiaomiao." Sun Jun suddenly twitched.

"Huh?" Yu Xiaomiao was surprised.

"You look good in such a dress." Sun Jun scratched his head and said.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaomiao's face was full of embarrassment, hey (#`O') praise it, praise it, why are you blushing?

"Cough." Xiaoxue cleared her throat, carried Sun Jun over, turned on the video and said to Lin Shaofeng, "This star field is not suitable for staying for a long time, where should we go next?"

Lin Shaofeng went back to Lu's house this time to find out what is the thing that Yu Hui is protecting with his life?Su Xue gave the answer, and Lin Shaofeng also knew the story behind the answer and what the parents wanted to accomplish in the end.

—to end this man-made war between humans and insects.

To end all of this, words alone, or a phantom butterfly cub is far from enough, he needs a huge star fleet.According to the arrest warrant, his Eighth Fleet was annihilated, but since he became the commander of the Eighth Fleet, he has learned the lessons of his fathers and cannot let the fleet be annihilated easily, even if it is face-to-face. Enemies that are several times larger than themselves.

Adhering to this idea, the fleet has reformed its daily training programs, with special training aimed at preserving vitality in the face of total annihilation.

Lin Shaofeng believed that his soldiers must be waiting for him somewhere in the alliance, and he was going to find them.

Before that, he has two things that must be done, one of which is to arrange Yu Xiaomiao well.

"I'm going to go here first." Lin Shaofeng pointed to a point on the star map. ? ? ?

Xiaoxue, Sun Jun and Shen Lie looked at each other.

The place Lin Shaofeng pointed to is not very far from here, and it is safe in the past. It is an ordinary planet without mining resources. The living conditions are not very good, and the land on it is not fertile. ? It's a small city with a good public security environment.But? This planet is on the edge of the Third Fleet station, and the security is good because there is a small-scale garrison on it.

What are you doing here?To resupply?There is a garrison, not suitable for resupply.None of the three could figure out why.

Lin Shaofeng looked at Yu Xiaomiao: "When you get there, you get off the boat. Is there any? We are an old acquaintance, I ask him to find you a place to live."

Eh?What's the meaning?Want to part with me? Part ways?Yu Xiaomiao was a little confused by Lin Shaofeng's decision.

Lin Shaofeng explained: "Thank you for saving me again and again on Kate? , I can't drag you into the dangerous abyss, so..."

"So you're leaving me?" Yu Xiaomiao interrupted without waiting for Lin Shaofeng to speak.

In fact, Yu Xiaomiao's own reaction at that time was also strange. To be honest, Lin Shaofeng's words were reasonable, and protecting him from danger was indeed what Lin Shaofeng should have done at that time.But? I don't know why, just for a moment, Yu Xiaomiao was very angry with Lin Shaofeng's decision.

"I didn't leave it behind." Lin Shaofeng wanted to explain, but when his eyes touched Xiao Miao's angry look, a thought suddenly came to him. If he didn't explain it, he would just make a mistake, "You think it is right."

"You think I'm useless to you, I'm a burden, I'm just a puppet, and even Master Shunmao only passed the elementary level?" Yu Xiaomiao asked repeatedly.

not like this!Lin Shaofeng said from the bottom of his heart that Yu Xiaomiao really helped him a lot, and because of this, he really hoped that Yu Xiaomiao would be safe.He had already lost a dear friend, and he didn't want another accident to happen to Yu Xiaomiao.

But at this moment, he couldn't tell the truth clearly, so he had to follow Yu Xiaomiao's train of thought and said, "You won't help me much in the future battlefield. You've seen Sisi before, he said? My physical condition is fine. , I just need to raise my mental power slowly. You can see this time, I can freely use the accumulated mental power, and after exhaustion, I just return to the cub state, no other problems. "

Indeed!Yu Xiaomiao said nothing.

"You wait for me there, I will come to you when everything is over, trust me." Lin Shaofeng comforted.

Ah!This kind of promise will not be fulfilled [-]%? In order to let me go, did you even say the lines of the scumbag?Yu Xiaomiao made a middle finger in her heart.

OK!good!just go!Bastard (#`O′) don’t want to come here to drink fish soup in the future, not only fish soup, but also tomatoes, vegetables, and meat. Anyway, I don’t give any food, delicious food ! !

Yu Xiaomiao thought angrily, hum╭(╯^╰)╮