I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Xuejing Hutian herds horses back, Yueming Qiang flute guards the building.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't expect to see ancient scenes in this future world after traveling through thousands of years.He was sitting on the city wall, and there was a boundless desert in the distance. It snowed a few days ago, and it was white, but it was clear tonight, and there was a bright moon in the sky.

That is, there is more than one bright moon. This planet has four satellites, which move in different orbits. Most of the time, you can see two of them at the same time, and on special occasions, you can see four of them.

Tonight is the time when you can see four moons. There are four bright moons, and there is snow, and the ground can be seen at a glance.

Some low-level mechs are patrolling. They look like horses, and they have a particularly ironic name: Trojan horses.In the fairy tale? The horse’s stomach is pretending to be an enemy, and now my own soldiers are sitting in it, isn’t it just cursing myself?

Yu Xiaomiao took the flute that he fiddled with when he was bored and blew it hard, let's call it the Qiang flute!

"Yu! Xiao! Miao!" The person who heard the sound of the flute protested, "Don't think that it's okay if you stand in the air all over your body. With your hair shedding speed, you'll be bald if you blow it a few times."

"Understood." Yu Xiaomiao pointed her middle finger, "Haven't you found the hair cream yet? Wait? I will give it to you when I find it."

"Why are you so owed!" The visitor kicked him unceremoniously.

It was Yun Jing who came, when Lin Shaofeng said to entrust him to an acquaintance we both knew, Yu Xiaomiao thought we were referring to Lin Shaofeng and Sun Jun, but in the end he didn't want to refer to Lin Shaofeng and he knew each other—Yun Jing.

This guy is also a bit of a loser. This is not the last time he failed to complete the task of the chaotic triangle star field, he was directly downgraded, from the second staff member on the flagship of the third fleet to the boss of the garrison on this frontier planet, the guy with the rank of lieutenant colonel A second lieutenant can do the job.

He didn't even care about it, so he just went to work.

Lin Shaofeng explained to Yu Xiaomiao a little before departure?

The Yun family and the Lin family are family friends. The two of them met when they were young. At that time, the two little guys who were less than two years old had a fight, and the guests present sighed: Many years later, the alliance There will be a pair? The Twin Walls in Megatron.

It's a pity that within a few years, Lin Shaofeng's father Lin Xiao died in battle, and Lin Shaofeng's whereabouts were unknown; Yun Jing also became very cynical because of family disputes? Disrespectful, Shuangbi lost hope.

The two met when they were in the military academy. On the one hand, Lin Shaofeng was found by his family after disappearing for many years. When he entered school, he was five years older than the same grade. Yun Jing was about to graduate.

When the two met, they fought again, and Yun Jing suffered a terrible loss, and graduated with a punishment.As a result, after entering the Third Fleet, he has not been promoted very well, and stayed in the fleet operations? War room as the second chief of staff.

The second staff member was not very good, and Yun Jing didn't like to show his face, so he didn't mention it specially, and few people remembered him.

Last time, I didn't know which tendon was wrong, and I took that task.I guess I also saw that the deeper the matter got involved, the more troublesome it would be, so I simply ran to this remote planet with my plan.

If it is said that Yu Xiaomiao is placed on a planet, Lin Shaofeng is not at ease no matter how tight the security is, but if it is handed over to Yun Jing, this guy's combat effectiveness can be tied with Lin Shaofeng? Protecting Yu Xiaomiao should no problem.

Of course, when he brought Yu Xiaomiao, Yun Jing would not do it: "I was sent to the frontier by you, and you still caused me trouble?"

"Because of being implicated, the two of us are on the same boat. I don't trust you, who do I trust?" Lin Shaofeng replied.

"Stop!" Yun Jing plucked his ears, "What kind of logic are you talking about? You hurt me, and we ended up being together?"

"Yes." Lin Shaofeng took it for granted, and opened his arms, "Welcome to join."

"Lin! Young master! Feng! Are you tired of your work? Do you want to do it?" Yun Jing ran away.

Lin Shaofeng asked with a smile: "Don't you want to know the truth and are willing to fail?"

"Are you willing?" Yun Jing asked back.

"Of course I'm not reconciled." Lin Shaofeng readily admitted, stretching out his hand, "Shall we cooperate?"

Yun Jing didn't reach out his hand immediately, but pointed to Yu Xiaomiao: "This is your sincerity in cooperating? Let me take this old and hairy one with you?"

Depend on!What is old hair loss?No hair shedding?Make you not shed hair?Yu Xiaomiao exploded. At that time, he was upset because Lin Shaofeng was about to leave him, but Yun Jing bumped into him, and jumped over with a "meow" to tear up the fight.

Yun Jing didn't really want to fight, and he wasn't happy to appear as a suanni in front of his subordinates, so he saw a puppet chasing a clouded leopard all over the ground to hide.

"Lin Shaofeng, you bastard, tell Yu Xiaomiao to stop quickly." Yun Jing shouted.

Lin Shaofeng was unmoved. He knew that Yu Xiaomiao was in a bad mood these days. He kept holding back, right? He was very worried about his poor health. He was afraid that all the anger would come out, so he didn't stop him. He waved his hand and said, "Fix it yourself, let's go."

"Lin Shaofeng, just wait for me!" Yun Jing roared.

In this way, Yu Xiaomiao settled down.

Yun Jing is still reliable, and arranged a subsistence job for Yu Xiaomiao, asking him to open a small grocery store.Because Yu Xiaomiao was discovered by signing up for the Shunmao Master Exam, why not? Let him do this job here, Yu Xiaomiao's cooking skills are really good? Not bad, but in the interstellar era? Few people have money to eat and open restaurants Do not make money.

Grocery stores are different, there are always needs.

Shunmao's detergents, nutritional food supplements, small mecha parts, and all kinds of gadgets can be traded in cash or bartered.

Although this planet is desolate, there are still some small and valuable things, which are the remains of Zerg.

In the long course of evolution, the Zerg has evolved various hard shells and venoms with various effects, all of which can be used by humans, and can be used when dealing with mid- and low-level Zerg.

The edge of the star field where the planet is located is bordered by the Zerg territory. From time to time, scattered Zergs will invade across the border, kill them, drag the wreckage back and sell it to merchant ships that regularly travel to and from the planet to get a certain amount of money.

However, merchant ships have a long round-trip cycle, and there are always occasional times when they urgently need some items. They will put the wrecks in the grocery store in exchange for what they need, and pay for the money when the merchant ship comes.

So? After a lot of tossing, there was an extra risk of exchange. After Yu Xiaomiao took over? After summing up, he simply collected the wreckage and traded it directly when the merchant ship came.

In fact, the previous shopkeeper didn't think about it. This trick can be collected first and then traded. The pressure on funds is too great, and the price of the wreck often fluctuates. Just missed it?

But Yu Xiaomiao was different. Before Lin Shaofeng left, he gave him the storage space prepared by the Lu family. There were not only various ingredients in it, but also a considerable amount of currency, all of which were cash that could be used safely. Don't worry about the start-up funds.

Yun Jing has the communication permission provided by the Yun Family, and can quickly know the latest market situation of the Global Alliance.The two are a partner, rich and powerful, and only sell when the price is high, not to mention that they have made a lot of money in the past few years.

Because cashing out is quick, and the variety of goods is also complete. Whether it is soldiers or residents on the planet, they are willing to exchange with Yu Xiaomiao.Yu Xiaomiao himself is straightforward and easy to deal with, and as time goes by, everyone gets along well.

Going up the battlements late at night is to receive the goods according to the agreement. When the bugs were on the earth, they were not cold-resistant. In the interstellar age, they did not evolve? The constant temperature body structure of mammals, so they are basically not cold-resistant.Humans escaped by hiding in extremely cold areas in the early days? They were wiped out by the Zerg.

Taking advantage of the cold these days, everyone went out to clean up all the Zerg hiding on this planet.

It was supposed to be an easy task, but suddenly there were loud noises one after another in the distance, and the noise was accompanied by the dust stirred up by the particle cannon. In the past few years, Yu Xiaomiao has improved his military knowledge, and his understanding of the power of various naval guns Already know everything.

The dust that will be stirred up is definitely not caused by humans attacking the Zerg, but rather caused by humans attacking each other.

Is this robbing monsters?

Yu Xiaomiao glanced at Yun Jing: "Aren't you very strict? This planet is so big, you only have so many people, is it worth robbing?"

"Of course it's not worth it." Yun Jing smiled contemptuously, "Snakes, rats, rats and ants dare to grab things on my territory?"

Seeing Yun Jing suddenly soaring into the air, he shouted into the distance: "Beat me hard, if you beat me to death, it's mine, just leave a life alive?"

Soldiers who have received the order are not polite, and they put on formal clothes and go.

The Star Alliance still retains a part of the army. The equipment is similar to that of ordinary starships. Basic guns and miniature combat mechs are similar to the exoskeleton equipment that existed in the era of Xiaomiao Earth. The technology of the Star Alliance period is more complicated, and the weapons that can be carried There are also more varieties, taking the squad as a combat unit.

At this time, the one fighting is a combat squad in Yun Jing's hands. Yun Jing is quite good at training soldiers. Even though he is almost exiled on such a broken planet, he still trains the soldiers in his hands. I have to scream.

But even such a squad with good combat effectiveness and good teamwork still lost, and lost all the Zerg wreckage they got.

Yun Jing was so angry that he came out one by one for training: "Are you really capable? Nah, a full-on combat squad fights with others, can you still lose? How many people are you facing?"

"Three, three!" The monitor's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

Yun Jing became angry: "Speak up."

"Report! Three!" The squad leader stood at attention and shouted.

"Three? Three hit you ten? You won? Tsk tsk tsk, how can I praise you?" Yun Jing smiled.

The soldiers fell into an ice cave.

Yun Jing looked into the distance? The battlefield where the smoke had not dissipated: "Do you know what to do?"

"Dig the ground three feet and find them." The soldier shouted.

"Very good, let me know as soon as you have a clue." Yun Jing said.

Yu Xiaomiao also saw the problem. A full-fledged combat team was trained by Yun Jing. His combat power was not to be underestimated. He was actually defeated by the opponent's three people. How powerful were the three? .

He went over to watch the battle video, fully equipped for combat? The battle squad is equipped with video equipment, and the three people in the video cooperate with each other tacitly. Various patches put together.

Defeated by such three people?Yu Xiaomiao glanced at Yun Jing's face, this guy is probably going to explode!

Sure enough, Yun Jing snorted coldly, turned off the video, called up the map of the planet on the optical brain, and circled an area: "They should be hiding here, you attack from here, here, here, three directions respectively. "

After Yun Jing pointed out the attack point, he turned off the optical brain, put on the miniature mecha and set off.

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly grabbed him: "I'll go too."

It is said that he is a puppet. After staying here for so many years, the cat form has not changed much except that it is a little bigger than before.The gene level is set rigidly, at most it will not exceed ?D.

The D-level genes are stipulated in the recruitment guidance of the Star Alliance. 1. In principle, they are allowed to join the army; 2. They must pass the physical fitness test before they can join the army; 3. The arms are mainly ground combat troops.

Yu Xiaomiao thought about it at the time? It is not enough to just open a grocery store. Now such a big store is under the control of Yun Jing, and the jealous people dare not move, but Yun Jing will not stay here forever, but he can't leave here for the time being. .

If one day Yun Jing is gone and he keeps it, then he must have the ability to keep it.

His body is too thin and weak. He was tired of running around before, and he was good at reading and taking exams, so he didn't care about sports training. Anyway, he has a lot of free time now, so he might as well practice.

So I approached Yun Jing, Yun Jing didn't refuse, but he was also polite: "You have to practice, okay?! I will practice with us tomorrow, but? The ugly thing is up front. I have clear rewards and punishments. be punished."

This... Yu Xiaomiao wants to say: Hey (#`O') I'm a puppet with small arms and legs, do you expect me to have the same amount of training as those big guys?

"I like you." Yun Jing replied with a smile.

Nima's... Yu Xiaomiao (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

That's how Yu Xiaomiao started training. At the beginning, it was really too much for him. Among other things, he couldn't run off-road running without weight. He turned into a puppet and ran down.

Shouldn't he be punished?

Yun Jing's soldiers are also quite good, and they all help to plead for mercy, but Yun Jing is not polite, pleading for mercy, right?OK? Let's run together!

Yu Xiaomiao was embarrassed, but those soldiers didn't care, and said with a smile: "I don't know why? It's very exciting to run with you."

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." How does this sound like the right line?

Of course the fact? People really do have the idea of ​​wanting to be with other people. After all, there are too many monks in remote planets. If it is not for the same sex to have children, they can digest each other. This planet will not be able to do it for hundreds of years. There are newborns.

But digesting each other? It will also be boring. After all, they are all five big thick people, and the offspring? They are also five big thick.It's rare to come to someone like Yu Xiaomiao, who is astonishing as heaven and man, so why not pursue it?

Yu Xiaomiao felt awkward when he knew what they were thinking at the beginning, not to mention the mentality of same-sex childbearing.

And at that time, he was just thrown here by that bastard Lin Shaofeng, so he was not in the mood to think about such things.So it was rejected a few times.

But for this kind of thing, just refusing it won't have any effect. The more you refuse, the more people will spend their time.

Seeing that something bad was going to happen, Yun Jing came to him: "Yo, can you? Be patient, my soldiers don't listen to me anymore. How about I give you the title of commander-in-chief of the garrison."

cut!Which pot does not open and which pot to lift, I am also very troubled, okay!Yu Xiaomiao looked at Yun Jing with a bad face.

Yun Jing smiled, hooked Yu Xiaomiao's shoulder: "I have a good idea, keep the spirit."

"Let's hear it." With Yun Jing's virtue, Yu Xiaomiao didn't think he could have a good idea.

really……

"We're right? Like." Yun Jing was serious.

Yu Xiaomiao kicked Yun Jing away with one kick: "Don't you dislike my hair loss?"

"Haven't you been looking for Huamao cream for me? If we find it, we'll get married. If we have Hua? Maopao, we won't be afraid to lick your hair." Yun Jing analyzed clearly.

"GUN, get out!" Yu Xiaomiao ran away.

Yun Jing scrambled and ran out. This scene was seen by all the soldiers. Since then, no one has made any plans for Xiao Miao. Who dares to pursue the person whom the immediate boss likes?Do you want to die?

That's it, and then they were still training together, the soldier doted on Xiao Miao as always, but the way he looked at him was different: Mrs. Boss, please be good to me, there is hope for promotion.

Yu Xiaomiao also saw what they were thinking, and didn't explain much, so let's just misunderstand it.

So over the past few years, Yu Xiaomiao has developed the ability to physically, fight, and carry. He does not lag behind in missions with Yun Jing and the others, and occasionally has outstanding performances.Everyone likes to go out on missions with him.

No way, just after running far, the soldiers in the combat squad noticed Yu Xiaomiao's existence, and said happily, "Yu Xiaomiao, you're gone too."

Just as Yu Xiaomiao was about to answer, Yun Jing reminded in a serious tone: "Yu Xiaomiao, put away your spiritual power."

"Oh!" Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly obeyed, and the mental power can be captured by the same family. Another advantage of following Yun Jing in the past few years is that he has learned how to control the mental power.

It's strange to say that he is a guy with D-level genes, and his mental power is quite powerful.Yu Xiaomiao ever wondered? Yun Jing was casual: "Practice if you have it, don't you want it for nothing?"

Right? Oh!Yu Xiaomiao was no longer surprised.

This time Yun Jing took him, and it was also the old rule: "Life and death depend on fate, wealth and honor are in the sky, come on!"

"Oh!" Yu Xiaomiao agreed.

The two of them turned into cats and ran on the snow. Yu Xiaomiao's fur was white, and you couldn't notice it unless you looked carefully. Yun Jing was still in the form of a clouded leopard, but the color of his fur was adjusted.

Yu Xiaomiao complained silently: Aren't you the mascot of the incense burner?Why so many other skills?

"Okay, don't think about it, be careful." Yun Jing suddenly became serious, and they had already entered the previously designated area.

That? It's a rocky beach with no danger to defend, with a flat river and a little ups and downs.There is vegetation on the ground, all of which are dwarf trees that wither after winter.

Yun Jing didn't enter rashly, but observed the vegetation. After digging the soil where the two of them were lying on their stomachs, he looked at Yu Xiaomiao: "What do you think? "

What do you think?Yu Xiaomiao looked at the pit for a long time and came to a conclusion that the pit was dug quite solidly.etc?!solid?……

Yu Xiaomiao has always imagined this desert as a desert. In the case of a desert, unless there are specially built fortifications, you can just dig a hole. Sand and gravel can quickly fill the hole.

But the pit in front of me is not. It will not collapse after being dug out, and there is no sand to fill it. This means that this place can build complex and deep trenches.

Yun Jing gave Miao Miao an approving look: "It's a rabbit that can dig holes, can't you just enter rashly, they are waiting for us. Pay attention, all teams, look for the entrance of the trench and sneak in."

"Received!" The teams replied.

Yun Jing also took Yu Xiaomiao to one of the trenches, and then turned down. Yu Xiaomiao felt that the shape of the trench was very familiar, and it was quite similar to the war movies of rabbits he watched during the Earth period.

There are two people in the trench who are tall and deep. There are gun holes on the top, and ear holes are built on the two walls, which are used to defend against shells that fall into the trench.

There are camouflage fortifications built at each entrance of the trench. If you run and shoot quickly in it, you can prevent the enemy from judging the specific number of people in the trench.

Unexpectedly, this kind of trench is also used in the interstellar era, Yu Xiaomiao thought.

"Attention all teams, don't confront each other head-on, go in and solve them one by one, you have to survive." Yun Jing ordered Yu Xiaomiao while leading him forward.

The benefits of the cat family will appear here, and there will be no sound when walking in the trenches.

Soon, they found a person. Yu Xiaomiao's perception ability was much stronger than before, and he could even have a general impression of that person in his mind.

It was cold, and that person was rubbing his hands, his hands were still shaking, and he was holding a piece of food in his hands, which was actually not nutritious rice cereal.

"Let's go!" Yun Jing moved forward, "Wait? I'll strike? You make up the knife."

"Hmm." As soon as Yu Xiaomiao finished speaking, Yun Jing had already rushed out, and he was about to finish off the opponent with a raised knife in his hand. He didn't expect that person to notice it, turned around and started wrestling with Yun Jing.

It is said that at Yun Jing's level, it is easy to fight a small soldier, but will it be possible? Using mental power? Using the weapons on the miniature mecha, he and the opponent are equivalent to hand-to-hand combat.Only relying on hand-to-hand combat, the opponent? A soldier who is obviously not high-level can actually fight back and forth with Yun Jing.

Yun Jing was so angry that he became serious, and kept giving Yu Xiaomiao winks: Don't come out to help, wait? I'll take care of him.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't come out to help, but just looked for the right opportunity, found the right place, and made a mend with the knife, and the man fell to the ground successfully.

Yun Jing despised, "Take the credit for me, you wait!" As he spoke, he began to unload the equipment on the man, and only a few pieces were removed, and a stench came over his face, "How long has this guy not been smooth?" !"

Yu Xiaomiao also went to take a look. The human cat's appearance was horrible, the hair was knotted for nothing, and there were bruises all over the body. The scabs have grown together with the hair.

The strangest thing is that the whole area around the mouth is swollen. The cats can't see the skin of the mouth, but the gills are obviously much larger than normal.

Yu Xiaomiao has done it too? A few days ago, even the miners in the Chaotic Triangle Star Field were not so messy. What is going on with these people?

Yun Jing seemed to have some confidence in his heart, and ordered the others: "Shoot? You're welcome, just keep your breath? These people won't die."