I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

The three people who were dragged back in the end were the three who snatched the Zerg wreckage before.

The three of them were all in the same state, with the same injuries all over their bodies, the same mess, and long-term malnutrition was found when they were checked with a therapeutic device.

After searching their camp, they found that the nutritious food machine had long run out of raw materials, there were traces of fire on the site, and there were food residues on the fire. After the protein structure was tested, it turned out to be Zerg.

Seeing that Yu Xiaomiao once remembered the chat with that lady at Lu's house before, about whether the Zerg could be eaten?The conclusion at the time was: go try it out and be the first one to eat crabs.

The result? Without him? Try, these three people have become crab eaters.Yu Xiaomiao thought, even the side effects are quite obvious. The intake of vegetables is insufficient, and the meat with Zerg is estimated to be similar to seafood. There are allergic reactions. The mouths of these people are swollen like that, which is caused by serious nutritional imbalances. ulcer.

While flipping through the three people's belongings, Yun Jing sent someone to prepare the venue, and looked at Yu Xiaomiao after finishing, "Yu Xiaomiao, after so many years? Have you lost Master Shun Mao's craftsmanship?"

Did you say you lost it?Yu Xiaomiao glanced at Yun Jing. Although he couldn't open a Shunmao master shop, Yun Jing did not hesitate to give him "Shunmao", euphemistically saying that such a good craftsmanship should not be lost, every now and then. Come and take advantage.

Of course, Yu Xiaomiao doesn't want to give up this craft. The outline specially drawn for him is still there. One day? He will be able to take the exam, so he must go and pass the exam.So when faced with Yun Jing's cheeky rubbing, he didn't refuse a few times.

This meeting still asks knowingly, Yu Xiaomiao→_→

"It's fine if you don't throw them away. Here, you take care of these three people?" Yun Jing shook his hand.

Hello (#`O′) Have you corrected the mistake, three yeah, the situation is still so serious? You let me handle it alone?Aren't you also a hair groomer?Yu Xiaomiao protested.

Yun Jing turned around and said solemnly, "It's been so many years, and I haven't told you the truth. My primary certificate is fake."

Fake?A few days ago, you solemnly stated that it was true!Dare to feel that this is Schrödinger's true and false, let it be false whenever you want to!Yu Xiaomiao (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

"Let's put it this way, one day you will thank me for my decision at this moment, my dear~" Yun Jing said and left.

Be good, coax the cat?Ah!Yu Xiaomiao despised her and accepted her fate to deal with the three of them.

Not long after dealing with it, Yu Xiaomiao found a very special thing between a person's hair, it was a chain, judging by its length, it should be a necklace.

The man braided the necklace with his own hair, and when he untied it completely, he found a slender cylinder-shaped pendant on the necklace.

Yu Xiaomiao picked up the pendant, and the pendant suddenly glowed, projecting a small light curtain with words on it: The Eighth Fleet of the Star Alliance, and a serial number below it, ST02050055.

What does the serial number mean? Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand it for the time being. The string of characters for the Eighth Fleet was written in Meow Xing Wen. He knew it.

The Eighth Fleet is Lin Shaofeng's fleet, wasn't it wiped out back then?Are there any survivors?How did you end up here?Could it be that you picked it up?If you picked it up, where did you pick it up?

Yu Xiaomiao was full of doubts, and Lin Shaofeng, a few years later, he didn't like to mention this name on weekdays, but once he thought of it by chance, he still cared about the other party's life now, whether it was safe or not ?

It's just so many years? After that, Lin Shaofeng has no news, nothing.Yu Xiaomiao couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

It was already noon the next day when the three of them were completely dealt with. Yun Jing came in to deliver food, and handed over eel rice very flatteringly.This is something that costs a lot of money, and it is impossible to have it on this planet. There are some in Yu Xiaomiao's storage space, but it belongs to Xiao Miao, and Yun Jing can't get it.

He? He bought this one when he returned to Yun’s house, so he didn’t dare to buy more. Just him? That salary is only enough to buy three copies.It is not fresh eel that is grilled, but it has been baked and sealed. If you want to eat it, just blanch it in hot water.

He?had eaten one portion of this stuff himself, and this is the second portion: "Here, it's cheaper for you."

To be honest, these years? Yu Xiaomiao has eaten well, and Lin Shaofeng has hidden a lot of delicious food in the storage space. Even if he eats it every day, he can't finish it in every ten years.

He doesn't eat it every day, but he just takes some out for a toothbrush, so he doesn't crave delicious food.

But he? Knowing that it was not easy for Yun Jing to get it, the other party's willingness to take it out represented sincerity, so he didn't refuse, took it over and ate it, and threw the pendant to Yun Jing when he was done.

"Sure? That's right." Yun Jing glanced at it, and his tone showed that he was not surprised. Seeing that Xiao Miao was surprised, he explained, "As early as when these three people robbed my class, I had I was skeptical, but when I saw those trenches later, I became more certain. They must be soldiers trained by that little bastard Lin Shaofeng."

Yun Jing gritted his teeth when he said the last sentence. It all stemmed from the enmity when he was in military school.

At that time, Yun Jing's grades were top-notch. When he was about to graduate, there was only one last course left, which was also the most important one. Simulated Star Wars for everyone.

Yun Jing did a good job in this subject, so he should be the first one to ask me, he will get an A+ in the first class of this subject, and Yun Jing gets A+ in all the subjects, just wait for this subject to win. It can match the predecessors, the best graduation result in the history of Mars Military Academy.

However, it was this class that he lost, to Lin Shaofeng who had only been enrolled for a year.

Enrolled for one year? Well, there are no majors!Didn't take professional classes!That's it!

Yun Jing was in a bad mood at the time, so he repeatedly replayed the duel between the two, and then found very depressed that no matter how hard he tried, he had no possibility of winning.

He? Didn't lose in any military skills, and there was no problem with the strategy and tactics deployed. He? Lost in a point that was always neglected in the process of teaching at the Mars Military Academy, namely: the subjective initiative of soldiers.

The military command department of the Mars Military Academy is characterized by meticulous deployment and excellent battlefield prediction, and it is indeed powerful. Graduated students serve in major fleets with brilliant records.

This feature requires the commander himself to be very powerful, but the requirements for the individual soldiers are average. Lin Shaofeng's method focuses on cultivating the individual consciousness of the soldiers.

This method is a paradox in the eyes of the Mars Military Academy. If the soldiers have excellent consciousness, it will consume too much financial and material resources. Looking at the entire Star Alliance, only the special operations fleet has such a training model.

What kind of combat awareness does an ordinary interstellar defender need? Obedience? Commander's orders are fine.

But it is this point that makes the fleet commanded by Lin Shaofeng extremely mobile and capable of catching fighters. Even if they are scattered, as long as they are still alive, they can all advance towards the established attack target and Finally complete the task.

"It's really difficult, do you understand this feeling?" Yun Jing asked Yu Xiaomiao after telling the past.

Yu Xiaomiao blinked. Seriously, they really understand. Lin Shaofeng's method is not unusual. They lived in the era of human earth, their motherland, China, in the 50s, This method was used when fighting the most powerful eagle sauce in the world at that time.Siege to fight for aid, scatter and siege, and so on. At that time, there were not all outstanding students in the army who were able to complete the task as well.

To be honest, if Yun Jing lost to this method, he would not be wronged, it is because of our ancestors.Yu Xiaomiao is very proud.

Seeing Yun Jing was upset: "What expression do you have?"

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly accepted it. Hao: "Go on."

"The little bastard trains troops. There are three people in a combat team, regardless of the arms, and the mechs are the same. One person advances, two people cover, and alternately is the basis of tactics. After evolution, it changes forever? But the characteristics are obvious. It is that three people can often Hit the next class." Yun Jing snapped three fingers, which is why Yun Jing personally ordered when he received the news that he was killed by three people.

"In addition to this feature, there is another feature that is good at using terrain, especially good at building fortifications. You don't even know..." Yun Jing pointed to the ground, "Everything on the planet is considered good, no matter what the land, if it is Let them go into space, especially in unexplored planetary belts, you won't be able to kill them in your lifetime."

So when he saw the trench just now, Yun Jing became extremely cautious?Yu Xiaomiao thought to herself, her thoughts were rippling again, if Yun Jing's words were true, then the Eighth Fleet might not have been completely wiped out, Lin Shaofeng hadn't heard from him all these years, maybe he had found his fleet?

"Have they been wiped out? How about the specific situation? Let's talk about it when they wake up." Yun Jing urged Yu Xiaomiao, "Eat first, and go to rest when you are full. When you wake up, they? They will almost wake up."

This group of people woke up that night, just as Yu Xiaomiao had also had enough sleep and didn't want to sleep for a while, so she followed Yun Jing over.

These three people are three ordinary cats, one lynx, one leopard cat, and one unexpectedly? It is a Chinese pastoral cat with raccoon pattern.

Yu Xiaomiao looked at the garden cat very kindly, because it was exactly the same as the wild cats they could see everywhere in the earth period, except that they were slightly bigger.

He was very excited and looked closer.

The pastoral cat is obviously? Very hostile to him, baring its teeth and claws to defend.

So the flower raccoon teased the puppet, the flower raccoon opened its teeth and claws, but the puppet remained indifferent, and even used the flower raccoon's paw as a cat teasing stick, raising its head cutely.

It caused everyone on the scene to watch with relish, including the remaining two captives of the Eighth Fleet.

Yu Xiaomiao noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and turned her head... (#`O') Almost enough!

"Hmm." Yun Jing was serious, "I am the chief of the garrison on this planet. I already know your identities, so I won't talk nonsense. Anyway, I have no malicious intentions. Believe it or not, follow your situation. I'll say it."

What Yun Jing said was straightforward, without going around in circles. After years of dealing with each other, he knew that the soldiers brought by Lin Shaofeng didn't need it? After being tortured once, he would not open his mouth.

"That...we believe you." Lynx explained in the lead, "When our instructor used to teach us military skills, he let go of some cases. You appeared frequently on it, and our instructor said that you are a good person. Yes, it is..."

Before they finished speaking, Yun Jing interrupted them, case?Counter case is not it?Lin Shaofeng, you little bastard, are you tired of living?Take me as a negative case? !Yun Jing (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

The leopard cat on the side pulled the fur of the lynx: "Our instructor didn't lie to us, did he?"

"No? Nonsense, how could the instructor lie to us." Lynx said firmly.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." This style of painting made him feel in a trance that he hadn't traveled through time and was still living on the earth.

"At that time, we suddenly encountered an army of Zerg, about six miles away from here. Their offensive was very fierce. The mission of our ship was to stop the enemy and cover the retreat of the main force." Lynx said.

The serial number on his body: ST02050055 means this: ST02 is a second-level combat starship, 05 is an ordinary soldier in the starship, and 0055 is a soldier number.

This string of necklaces is not theirs, but their monitor's.

"Our squad held on until the last moment and evacuated. When we evacuated, there were only three of us and the squad leader four? At that time, the Zerg had cut off our retreat, and the squad leader decided to break through. After successfully breaking through, we couldn't find us. The main force of the ship is over, and the squad leader asked us to sneak into the nearest planet for rescue. The squad leader was seriously injured and passed away a few years ago, and the sign on my body is his. We are not usually on this planet, but next door On the planet, when there are Zergs, we will hunt a few. Recently, the Zergs suddenly decreased, and we were hungry, so we came here while the snow was heavy."

Lynx explained the cause and effect? ​​Although it was only a few words, the degree of tragedy can be imagined.

"When your ship is retreating, what about telling your assembly point?" Yun Jing opened the star map.

Lynx glanced at it and pointed to a place: "Here."

It is about 0.5 stars away from the star system where Yun Jing is located. It is an unformed star field, and there are many small asteroids on it, just like the sun? Or more broken, or eventually knocked out into a planet.

But no matter what the situation is, it is a place with a very harsh environment. Except for the occasional Zerg passing by, there is no other value to use.

"This is where Lin Shaofeng's fleet will go." Yun Jing commented, and asked Lynx, "Have you contacted other? people in the past few years?"

"No, the communicator is broken." Lynx took out the communicator, Yun Jing checked it, and sure enough it was broken.

The soldier on the side asked if he wanted it? Repair it and contact him.

Yun Jing vetoed: "Contact silently, those who cannot be contacted."

Yu Xiaomiao = mouth = am I really not on the earth?

The three of them just stayed here for a while, and the next day they woke up, they all went out to practice together, still with injuries.At that stop, his mental outlook was not inferior to those soldiers in Yun Jing's hands.

"Our squad leader said that no matter when and where you can't be lazy and not train." Li Bao said.

Li Bao is the name of the leopard cat. Yu Xiaomiao once again complained about the randomness of the name of the cat family. Li Bao directly took the homonym of the word "leopard" for the leopard cat.When Li Bao said his name, he explained proudly: "The newspaper is the newspaper of the reimbursement alliance."

The other two are a lynx and a raccoon. The lynx is called Wang Daxue, the lynx's lynx;

Together with Yun Jing's soldiers, the three of them were carrying heavy loads across the country, and the miniature mechas on their bodies were still very tattered and heavy, but they threw a large part of Yun Jing's soldiers down.

Yun Jing couldn't stand it any longer, so he called his name and scolded: "Yu Xiaomiao, what are you doing to eat? You can't run away from them with so much stuff on your back?"

"..." Yu Xiaomiao: Hey (#`O') what are you doing?Pick soft persimmons?I'm a Muppet, a Muppet!Why don't you scold your group of tigers and leopards?

"What's wrong with the puppet? They still have flower raccoons!" Yun Jing pointed at Wang Xiaoli and despised Yu Miao. "Why are they all cats?"

Fuck!The flower raccoon is the king of field battles, one of the best cats in the fight, it's normal for me, a puppet, to be unable to run, okay?Yu Xiaomiao o（╥﹏╥）o

Yun Jing ignored it completely: "If you have the strength to make excuses, you might as well run."

Yu Xiaomiao is angry, Yun Jing, you wait, I will settle accounts with you after the damn run.

So Yu Xiaomiao took the lead in chasing wildly, a group of people reluctantly kept up with the three of them, and fell to the ground as soon as they reached the finish line.Unexpectedly, the three of them were like normal people, and started fighting training after a 10-minute rest.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Is this damn human?Oh no, is it cat clan?

"This shows that your training is far from being diligent and hardworking. From today onwards, your goal is to kill those three guys." Yun Jing ordered.

The three guys stood and sat casually, with mocking faces of "Come on, wait for you!"

Yu Xiaomiao and his team have high fighting spirit, ?? proud, wait!Fuck? You guys!

In this way, the hot and lively military competition began. Needless to say, physical fitness, skills, and techniques, three people teamed up to train cooperatively, and the coordinated combat training with the squad as a whole was put on the agenda one by one.

In order to win, Yu Xiaomiao even went to study the rabbit's ancient style of play, and when it was over, everyone got together to study it. You said, the effect was quite obvious, after a month, they were able to compete with those three in a decent way.

The three of them were quite happy seeing this, and kept laughing: "The brothers from the Third Fleet are so amazing."

Yu Xiaomiao was moved when he heard it: He endured hardships and stood hard work, he worked hard, he was neither arrogant nor impetuous, and he was not jealous of him? Man, who trained such a fairy soldier?

"I have to say, I still admire Lin Shaofeng a little bit." Yun Jing commented.

Suddenly? Hearing Lin Shaofeng's three words, Yu Xiaomiao's heart was still tightened, he? The big bastard who left him here!He's not angry about it anymore, but this big bastard has never heard from him, he's not happy!

"Okay, again? It looks like a mourning concubine." Yun Jing couldn't stand it anymore, and threw a transparent screen at him, "Come on, I'll give you a job, there were Zerg shadows in this place a few days ago, and the scale is not big , you take them out to practice."

The destination given by Yun Jing is about 0.2 stars away from the edge of the planet galaxy. There is a small gravel belt mixed with starship wreckage. There are sporadic Zerg patronage.

According to the information given by Yun Jing, there were only three Zergs visiting there this time, one beetle and two praying mantises.The beetle has a strong armor and performs defensive tasks when the Zerg army is marching, while the mantis has two huge knife arms to perform offensive tasks.

Yu Xiaomiao saw this kind of praying mantis when the Keith-2 planet was destroyed, the huge knife arm covered the sky and the sun?

These two types of Zerg have common characteristics. One is not poisonous, and the other is the material that can be used for the body. The material grade is not high, but it has a wide range of uses.

And this kind of group of three is especially easy to deal with, because the Zerg is based on genetic restrictions, unless it is a group that is naturally able to work together as a team, such as an ant colony and a bee colony, the rest are not happy regardless of whether they are different species or the same species. cooperate.In a fight, no matter the enemy or your own people, they treat each other equally.

So this kind of special?? is easy to deal with. Yun Jing dared to let Yu Xiaomiao take someone out to practice. As for why Yu Xiaomiao took him?Yu Xiaomiao also questioned: "I'm not a serious soldier, you asked me to lead it, it's against the rules."

"I am the rule, and I agree with it. Just ask my soldiers, who dares to disobey?" Yun Jing said confidently.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Defiant, of course? Not to mention, on this planet, it's not like they haven't gone out like this before, but it's the first time they have left the planet to go to the outskirts of the galaxy. The three of them also went together. If it was discovered by someone, it would be hard to explain.

"Explanation is something that should bother me. Why are you bothering?" Yun Jing completely ignored, "You should worry about whether you can bring me back all three worms first."

Yu Xiaomiao=口= Listening to it, I feel that this task is not easy to complete, can I go back on my word?

The fact is of course? No.

The group set off on the second day. Yun Jing equipped them with military mechas, and Yu Xiaomiao also got one for the low-level ones. The boarding authority was Yun Jing's.

Low-level mechas, even military mechas, can be driven by the D gene.Yu Xiaomiao was very happy, and finally realized his dream.

The three members of the Eighth Fleet used their own mecha, a mecha that had been changed except for the engine, and the whole body, especially the outer shell, which had not been polished, and was directly The Zerg wreckage is used to hang on it. If you don't pay attention, you may think it is a bug.

Driving such a mecha out, the three of them didn't mention borrowing from the Third Fleet. It seemed that this mecha was the most precious to them.

Yu Xiaomiao admired them very much, respected them, and did not treat them specially. They were organized into formations and assigned tasks normally.

They? Have drawn up a plan, first send a team of three to disturb the three worms, induce them to fight each other, and then defeat each other.

The plan was very successful, and without any effort, the three big guys started fighting, especially the two praying mantises, who looked like they had a blood feud, and the four of them pinched vigorously with big knives. Before the beetle stood in the right position, it happened to be in the middle. Now whoever missed it could chop it with a knife, and the beetle was so angry that it flapped its inconspicuous wings vigorously, trying to leave.

"Now, work!" Yu Xiaomiao ordered, and everyone moved at the same time. This month's practice has improved their tactical skills a lot, and they can basically grasp this obvious opportunity.

However, an accident came suddenly, someone robbed the monster, to be exact, someone robbed the monster again! ?