I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

The so-called big meal is the pond in the yard.

The pond is quite big, about a hundred square meters, and the water is very clear. There are some fish in it, which are quite big, but they are not the four major fish (green, grass, silver carp, and bighead carp) that Yu Xiaomiao was familiar with before crossing. Not bream crucian carp.

It looks quite similar to the rainbow trout that was commonly raised in Lijiang and other places when he traveled to Yunnan.The water in Lijiang is clear. Originally, there are no fish in clear water, and even if there is, it is not fat. But rainbow trout is different. It grows in clear water and is as fat as fish. It is often sold as salmon.

This fish has parasites and cannot be eaten raw, Yu Xiaomiao thought to himself.After looking at his current appearance, he changed his mind: people are afraid of parasites if they eat it, but cats shouldn't be afraid, right?

Unexpectedly, he was patted in the water, Lu Xiaoxiao had already plunged into the pool, and jumped out of the water after a quick dive.

The water splash is quite beautiful, and the fish in her mouth is equally beautiful. She slapped the fish quite neatly, and took out the knife on the cutting board to deal with it.

Not to mention, once the familiar texture appeared, it was really a rainbow trout.

Lu Xiaoxiao's knife skills are very good, the slices are cut in a moderate width and thickness, and I also prepared crushed ice, put it on the top, with soy sauce and mustard, Lu Xiaoxiao happily ate it, and waved his hand: "Here, Get it yourself, don't be shy!"

ha? !Do you have to do it yourself for the big meal?

Yu Xiaomiao looked down at the pool, judging from the fact that Lu Xiaoxiao Luwu could fully submerge into the water just now, the water must be five or six meters deep.And this water can support rainbow trout. Rainbow trout is a cold-water fish, and the water temperature in this pool must not be high.

With his weak and small body, he probably suffered from cramp within a few minutes of going down.It doesn't work in the form of a cat either. He has no idea whether cats can dive, not to mention that the size of the puppet is smaller.

Yu Xiaomiao suddenly felt unrequited love, and Lu Xiaoxiao was still stabbing in there: "Oh, I dare not go into the water? That's a pity, this fish is so delicious!" She also deliberately slowed down her movements, pinched I poured some wasabi, slowly spread it on the sashimi, then dipped it in soy sauce, and ate it in small bites.

Yu Xiaomiao's fighting spirit was immediately aroused, as a big foodie nation, how could he be deterred from eating!Isn't it just a pool, isn't it just a little cold, what are you afraid of! ! !

He jumped down resolutely, not to mention, he was really heartbroken, it was so strange, he couldn't even step on it in the human form for a while.But after getting familiar with it, he found that half of the pool was not deep, and he only reached his calf when he stepped on it. It was just because the water was so clear that it gave people the illusion of depth.

These shallow water beaches are full of pebbles and extend to the ground on the opposite bank. The ecological environment looks a bit like a stream beach.

Yu Xiaomiao suddenly had an inspiration. He grew up by the water bank when he was a child. There are many delicious foods in the water, such as shells, snails, small fish and shrimp. Since this pool can raise rainbow trout, there may be some.

He quickly flipped over the cobblestone, and the little fish and shrimp scuttled away, as expected!There are also snails and river clams! !

Both of these are good things, not to mention easy to grab, delicious taste, rich recipes, especially river clams, when there are no rich cooking materials and cooking tools, just find a container to boil, drizzle with soy sauce, Serve with scallions and sesame oil.And if there is really no chopped green onion and sesame oil, it will not hinder the deliciousness at all.

It is the most suitable food for the seedlings in their current state.

Yu Xiaomiao immediately fished it up, probably because no one was eating it, and there were so many clams and they were plump.This shellfish has a characteristic that is different from other organisms. Other organisms, such as fish and shrimp, need to have slightly turbid water quality and plankton.

River clams don't need it, they can grow well in clear water, and they are still clean, so you don't have to worry about parasites, and they will grow up again soon after fishing.

Yu Xiaomiao caught a lot of them in a short while, Lu Xiaoxiao looked at it strangely from the other side, and ran over to have a look, picked up a river clam and stared at it for a long time, wondering: "Is this something edible?"

"En." Yu Xiaomiao nodded.

Lu Xiaoxiao obviously didn't believe it, so he looked at it carefully: "How do you eat it? How can you open such a thin shell without hurting the flesh?" He also tested the hardness of the clam shell, squeezed it with heavy hands, and it broke directly.

Yu Xiaomiao snatched the clams over immediately: "Eat cooked, not raw." Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was still a little confused after hearing this, she explained again, "The pot is so big, it's made of iron or stainless steel, it's fire Put it up and cook, understand? Do you have it at home?"

Lu Xiaoxiao was silent for a while, but Yu Xiaomiao was frightened. Wouldn't there be no trouble in such a developed future world?Uh... Thinking about it, it might be possible. Everyone will start to eat highly concentrated food. This kind of food has a constant temperature and does not require heating equipment. Naturally, there is no need to open a fire, let alone a pot, and there will be no kitchen.

No way...Raw clams are not good to eat raw. Although they can be drunk, they are too fishy, ​​and whether there is cooking wine and vinegar is also a problem.

Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxiao's family still has a kitchen, so why add the word "still"?It's because when Yu Xiaomiao opened the kitchen door, she was stunned, and the inside was covered with thick dust. Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't remember exactly how many years, but only vaguely remembered: "When the tiger in front of you was there, I haven't opened it, and there is a leopard in front of the tiger, and I haven't opened it, I don't remember clearly what is in front of the leopard."

The tiger is said to have stayed here for 200 years, which means that it has not used the kitchen for at least 200 years. Can the stove still be lit?Yu Xiaomiao expressed doubts.

Lu Xiaoxiao gave an affirmative answer: "Don't worry, this is the most high-end kitchen utensil brand in the entire interstellar space. It won't break for many years. If it really breaks, the maintenance master will come in the fastest interstellar spacecraft. .”

The fastest interstellar spaceship... It's too difficult, he just wants to eat a meal of boiled river clams, it's really better to build a platform by the river and find a washbasin to start a wildfire.

"You will be fined for setting fire in the wild, and it will be tripled." Lu Xiaoxiao kindly reminded.

All right!I'll sort it out, can't I sort it out?Yu Xiaomiao began to work resignedly.

First use a broom to roughly sweep the dust a few times, then use a vacuum cleaner to vacuum it, then mop the floor and scrub; then tidy up, the set of kitchen utensils Lu Xiaoxiao bought is really high-end, there are all kinds of pots, and the oven light wave oven washes the dishes There are all machines and full-brake high-concentration and nutritious food making machines, as well as various tableware, most of which are familiar to Xiaomiao, such as: Chinese blue and white porcelain, Chinese court style, European style, Korean style and Japanese style. Style, Southeast Asian style, India and Mexico are also available.

Yu Xiaomiao’s favorite thing to pass the time before crossing was to search for tableware on various apps. The small locker at home is full of tableware that may not be used up in a lifetime.

There are so many tableware here that fully meet all his requirements for tableware. River clam is a very down-to-earth food for the common people. It should be made of clay, and it must be a large bowl, which is especially rural.

There are several kinds of cooktops, which are very magical. There are gas stoves familiar to Xiao Miao, electromagnetic stoves, and optomagnetic reaction stoves that represent future technology. There are also two very heavy stoves. It turns out that there are two ancient stoves, one is Chinese and the other is Western.

There is also some firewood next to it, but the firewood is old and useless, and it will be broken if you touch it casually. Also, the gas stove cannot be turned on. According to the meter in front of the stove, there is no natural gas or gas.

Only electromagnetic and optical magneto can be used. Yu Xiaomiao tried two stoves with a pot filled with water, and finally chose the optical magnetic stove with better heat control.

Boil the water—put it into the pot—cook it up—drink soy sauce, all in one go, and it takes 5 minutes to finish, a pot of fresh and fragrant river clams comes out of the pot.

Yu Xiaomiao tasted it, it was delicious (^o^)/~!Fresh to the extreme, with sushi soy sauce, it is also slightly sweet.

Lu Xiaoxiao also tasted one, and the meow clan has a natural affection for fishy meat, her eyes lit up, her vertical pupils locked, and Meow's paws swung: "It's all mine!" Suddenly the whole kitchen was surrounded by Lu Wu The real body was crowded, and Yu Xiaomiao was forced to head to the corner.

Hey (#`O') without such, Yu Xiaomiao protested.

Lu Xiaoxiao was unmoved, and pointed to the pool outside the window: "There are more, more, more!"

No matter how much you fish, it will be eaten by you!Looking at the empty plate, Yu Xiaomiao thought he couldn't do this, otherwise he would have nothing to eat.So he said: "I can make more delicacies with richer tastes. If you steal them all like this every time, I won't make them for you."

"Huh?" Lu Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows, "Little puppet, are you threatening me?" Lu Wu's aura exploded during the words, and Yu Xiaomiao's calves immediately trembled, but when he thought of not eating something delicious, every time he cooked He had to do white work, he didn't know where the courage came from, he resisted!

"It's not a threat, it's a statement of the facts."

Lu Xiaoxiao was surprised, and she was even more crazily happy in her heart. This little puppet is really great. It only took half a day, and even Lu Wu's aura could resist it.

She looked at Yu Xiaomiao with even hotter eyes: "Deal~~ After cooking, we will share two portions, one for you and one for me! I will never steal from you."

"really?"

"really!"

"Create... written evidence!" Is there still paper and pen in this era?Are the documents still valid?Yu Xiaomiao hesitated for a while.

Not wanting Lu Xiaoxiao to agree, she really found a pen and paper, an ancient kraft paper, a high-end pen dipped in ink, and swiped the pen: "Okay." It was written in simplified Chinese very sincerely, and it lost its appearance. Something came over, "here, what's missing, use this to place an order."

As soon as the thing touched Yu Xiaomiao's hand, it immediately acted like a miniature projector, and many patterns appeared, still in 3D, with the text on it in the words of meow star, and the paws of meow were floating one by one.

There is a place where you can convert text below. Lu Xiaoxiao demonstrated it, and the interface quickly became clear. It is a holographic projection light brain. You can click on what you want according to the category, and then the food will be displayed in 3D. Just choose according to the shape. , it also comes with recommended cooking methods and video guidance, which is equivalent to teaching you how to cook.

It also reminds you that you can upload your own cooking video, and the system will automatically compare and find mistakes for you. It can also provide online guidance from real people.

Judging by this kind of service, Lu Xiaoxiao should be able to cook, but how can the kitchen accumulate such a thick layer of dust?Yu Xiaomiao was puzzled.Unexpectedly, he clicked on a video. Lu Xiaoxiao was wearing a very cute apron, and said excitedly that he was going to make tomato scrambled eggs today.

Then an egg and a tomato were just thrown into the frying pan, the tomato was fine, the egg couldn't stand the hot oil, and it exploded within a few seconds, the fragments hurt Lu Xiaoxiao, and she fled quickly At the same time, the remaining scattered fragments successfully ignited the kitchen, and the sound of explosions hit the face.

There is a particularly shiny line of words below the video: Suspension of service!Service Unavailable!Service Unavailable!