I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

They come, the security!

Yu Xiaomiao resigned to his fate, he could put aside his study and tidy up his dormitory, otherwise the smell inside would keep him awake all night, and he would not have the energy to study at all.

Cleaning is physical work, especially with his current body, it is very tiring.

After transforming into a human form, he is a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, with short gray and white hair, fair complexion, the same azure blue eyes as a cat, and normal human pupils.

He measured his height, and it was 180cm. This kind of height belonged to the entry threshold for a handsome guy in the era he lived before, and he was considered tall.Here, it can only be regarded as moderate, and any high-level cat family is higher than him.

Just talk about Lu Wu, she is a girl (Yu Xiaomiao is not sure how old Lu Wu is, let alone whether she is a girl or an aunt, in short, she is a girl for the time being just based on her appearance.) Other girls are half taller than him size.

By the way, that girl's name is Lu Xiaoxiao, Lu Wu's Lu, Yu Xiaomiao couldn't help but think about it, if there is Qiongqi, does it have to be Qiongqi?

Let’s talk about this body, height is the next best thing, you can still grow taller at the age of sixteen or seventeen, the physical condition is strange, very thin, the arm is almost a state of a bone and a piece of skin, the complexion is not yellow, But it was extremely pale, as if it hadn't seen the sun for a long time.

Yu Xiaomiao carefully recalled the situation when he woke up. He seemed to crawl out of a round and broken object. There was a piece of scorched earth around the object, and there was basically nothing left of the object.

At that time, there were a group of onlookers standing around, either in ragged clothes, or with dirty and knotted fur.Seeing him crowding up one after another, he was frightened and ran away with limbs that he could not fully control after crossing.

Looking back now, the identity of the original owner of this body must be unusual.However, Yu Xiaomiao searched all the memories in his brain but couldn't find any memories about the original owner, so he could only give up, let's be thin and go back to exercise.

So he started tidying up the room, and the first thing to bear the brunt was the huge cat litter box, which contained not only sand but also feces.The excrement covered with sand and the waste sand should be treated separately. This is the requirement of garbage classification in this era. If it is wrongly separated, it will be punished.

Since Yu Xiaomiao is now penniless, he can't pay the fine.

The consequences of failing to pay the fine are very troublesome, and he has to do volunteer work.The law and order on this planet is not very good. Based on his previous sporadic memories, basically anyone can bully him, so volunteers are still dangerous.

Not only is it troublesome to separate the cat litter, but it is even more troublesome to handle the cat litter box.

This kind of bulky garbage cannot be discarded directly, and it is necessary to find a professional recycling person to collect it at the door, and the cost is quite high.

Since most people cannot afford this high cost, the planetary government has specially stipulated that each household is allowed to put this kind of garbage at the door of the house for two weeks, for those who pass by to choose, and those who are interested can take it home directly.

Other large items, such as wardrobes, beds, etc., will be picked up by people. Cat litter boxes are equivalent to flush toilets. If someone pulls them and smells, no one will want them.

If you can't throw it away and no one wants it, you can only wash it, but washing it is also troublesome.Because of the strong smell, the washing water will be particularly smelly, and the room will also be particularly smelly. If the smelly water is discharged into the sewer, the smell will float out, and neighbors will complain.

Even Lu Xiaoxiao protested: "Little puppet, it stinks!"

Yu Xiaomiao was in trouble. Suddenly he saw an open space next to the wall of his room. The sunlight was not bad after visual inspection. He wondered if he should put the litter box here, get some soil in it, and plant some flowers and vegetables or something?

I just don't know if it can be planted in the yard?

He ran to ask Lu Xiaoxiao.Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxiao gave an affirmative answer: "It doesn't matter, the garden land is privately owned, so you can plant whatever you want, but..." She put up three fingers, "One, the original shape of the garden must not be damaged; two, the seeds Buy it yourself; [-]. I want half of what I grow.”

Hello! (;'O) o You don't spend money or effort, and you have to divide things, it's too much!Yu Xiaomiao muttered.

Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at Yu Xiaomiao: "What? Do you have any opinions?"

The coercion across N races came over in an instant. Yu Xiaomiao, who was at the bottom of the food chain, dared to have an opinion. He knelt down in seconds, and divided half and half, as long as he planted it. How can it be cheaper to buy seeds than to dispose of this pot? (Of course Yu Xiaomiao doesn't know the real price of the seeds at this moment.)

The room is easier to deal with than the bathroom. The hemp rope wrapped around the furniture is a renewable resource and can be thrown into the recyclable trash can.The furniture after removing the hemp rope is made of iron, which is less likely to retain odor, just wipe it clean with disinfectant.

Mattresses and bedding are not allowed to be kept. The smell is too strong, and they have to be dismantled and thrown away. Bedding is recyclable garbage, but mattresses are not.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand at first that it was also bedding, so why the mattress couldn't be recycled.It was only after I opened it that I found out that the mattress was covered with a layer of palm tree clothes. This thing is ecological and environmentally friendly, but it is disposable, because whoever uses it will be permanently stained with the smell, and it can't be washed clean. , and it is not the same after washing, so it is not recyclable, and it is quite expensive to throw away.

But this is not difficult for Xiao Miao.

Palm is a crude fiber. When mixed with the soil for planting plants, it can increase the air permeability of the soil. In addition, it is contaminated with all kinds of sweat from the previous owner, which can be used as fertilizer and save some soil.

The smell next to the desk under the bed is the weakest. Yu Xiaomiao didn't figure it out at first, but when he started studying, he realized that the place a tiger doesn't want to stay is definitely the desk. This book is really not for people to learn!

The smell in the corner of the house is more troublesome. Over the past 200 years, the accumulated land encroachment, the smell has seeped into the wall, and the wall has to be scraped off and then repaired.

This job is not difficult for Xiao Miao. His parents divorced since he was a child, and he grew up with his grandparents. The income of the old couple is not high. He earns the tuition fees for the university by himself. He relies on odd jobs on construction sites, such as moving bricks. He has done steel bars, built walls, and pasted walls.

But there is only craftsmanship, no materials.

In this era, decoration is an act of polluting the environment, and a decoration team with special qualifications is required to come to the door for professional treatment. Of course, decoration materials cannot be sold privately.

Yu Xiaomiao sighed: Forget it, let's scrape it off secretly first!So I worked hard.

Lu Xiaoxiao came down to take a look, a little surprised, not because of Yu Xiaomiao's hands-on ability, but because Yu Xiaomiao actually resisted the natural suppression of the tiger's smell after finishing this series of cleaning.

This is quite rare, and it is an essential quality to become a top hair smoother.You must know that hair smoothers will come into contact with all kinds of cats of all levels. If you succumb to racial suppression, you will not be able to smooth them at all.

Originally, the issue of racial suppression was easy to solve. Since low-level cats would be suppressed by high-level cats, let high-level cats be groomers.

But high-level cat clans themselves are scarce, and now the Star Alliance is in need of talents. It would be too wasteful to ask high-level cat clans to be groomers, so we can only choose among low-level cat clans. Suppressed.

So Yu Xiaomiao has great potential. Today he can fight against a tiger, tomorrow he can be a lion, and the day after tomorrow he can be a higher-level one! ! !

Lu Xiaoxiao looked at Yu Xiaomiao with hot eyes immediately, as if a Shunmao superstar was slowly rising.

Yu Xiaomiao, who was scratching the corner of the wall, suddenly felt a chill behind him, and was about to turn his head to look when Lu Xiaoxiao grabbed his neck: "Come on! I'll treat you to a big meal!"

Eh? !Feast! ! !This aunt, oh no, did the girl show mercy?