I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

No!

Yu Xiaomiao leaned against Lin Shaofeng, listening to the heartbeat of the other party's fierce beating that had never been heard before, and his brain was running fast.

He remembered what Lin Shaofeng said: Lin Shaofeng was in an ambush because he rescued Xiao, that is, Yu Shaoze, as they called it, and fell to the planet Kets-2 after being injured.

Assuming that during the ambush, Yu Shaoze was still alive and the Zerg brought him to the scene, then he might have dropped the Keith-2 planet.

So? Xiao Miao remembered? The scene when she opened her eyes after crossing, there was a piece of scorched earth, and there was a fragment of a spherical object beside her. According to her later understanding, that thing was probably something similar to a mech ball.

And that time with Mine Star, when he dropped the mecha ball, he saw that big white cat with long horns, who talked to him in a very familiar tone.At that time, Yu Xiao Miao only felt that the man spoke softly, but now that he thinks about it, his tone is too intimate.

The big cat was definitely Yu Yuhui, and he recognized Yu Xiaomiao as Yu Shaoze at that time, so Yu Yuhui's tone could explain it: it was the father's doting tone when he saw his beloved son.

Here comes the problem!

His physical body may really be for the sake of beauty, but he is a person, no, this soul is not! ! !

He is Yu Xiaomiao, who is exactly the same as the real one. He traveled through thousands of years ago, in the 21st century of the earth's era.

I'm sure it's not Yu? Shao? Ze!

Yu Xiao Miao was about to explain, but Lin Shaofeng's voice came from beside her ear: "It's great that you're still alive."

Lin Shaofeng's voice at this time was something that Yu Xiao Miao had never heard before. The low and hoarse voice was full of joy of regaining the treasure, and there was unconcealable sobs in the joy. Since he was still on the battlefield, he couldn't be too ? Revealing true? Emotions, he tried his best to suppress.

So this sound sounds like something else? It has a lingering meaning.

I go!Lin Shao? Feng? This guy doesn't have feelings for? Shao? Ze that go beyond friends?Just as Yu Xiao Miao was thinking, Lin Shaofeng actually took action. Seeing that Yu Xiao Miao hadn't responded for a long time, Lin Shao Feng loosened his arms a little, raised his head and smiled and touched Yu Xiao Miao's head: "What is it?" After asking , and raised Yu Xiaomiao's chin, slightly lowered his head and smiled.

Nima's!Lin Shaofeng was already good-looking, with the kind of facial features that have no dead ends, but when he looked at each other in such a posture, his beauty was a crit.

After Xiao Miao was hit, he keenly caught the emotion in Lin Shaofeng's eyes. Judging from his experience in reading so many novels, his previous guess was not right at all. Lin Shaofeng likes Yu Shaofeng. ? Ze.

This is more troublesome than explaining that he is not Yu Shao? Ze!He Nima didn't accept the kind of thing that the same sex can do in this era at all, oh no!By the way, it is not a question of accepting or not accepting.

Accepted? No!To accept is to put on the skin of Yu Shaoze and others, this kind of thing Yu Xiaomiao can't do it, he has a moral bottom line, okay?This? What the hell is an act of cheating other people's feelings like a thunderbolt, no way!One point must be explained clearly, even if people don't accept it for a while? It must be explained clearly.

Yu Xiaomiao thought about it and decisively threw away Lin Shaofeng's hand, and said sternly: "You are mistaken, I am not Yu Shaofeng."

Lin Shaofeng was obviously taken aback, remembering that Yu Xiaomiao seemed to have no memory of Yu Shaoze at all when he was with him before, thinking that the other party couldn't accept it for a while, so he patiently explained: "Aunt Su, no, Your mother has done a genetic test, and you are indeed Shao Ze."

Su Jing also nodded hurriedly: "Yes, Shao Ze, I used your hair to do a test, it is indeed."

Genetic testing is all there is, of course it is, this? That's not the point!So Xiao Miao hurriedly opened his mouth to explain, but when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly thought that the technology of this era is so powerful that it can evolve the thing of the cat tribe, and the cat tribe and the Zerg tribe can easily merge.If he clearly stated that his shell is due to the lack of luster, the person is not due to the lack of luster.Will people use high technology to drive him out of the shell?

Getting rid of it is not the biggest problem, he has never felt too little luster when using the shell, so even if he summons the soul, he may not be able to find the lack of luster, and he lost the shell for a while Also? Not sure where to find another one?

This thing can't be done like this!So Xiao Miao quickly shook her head and reiterated clearly: "I am very clear, I am really not Yu Shaoze."

Lin Shaofeng's heart sank when he heard the words, Yu? Shao? Ze, no, let's call him Yu? Xiao Miao for now!Therefore, Xiao Miao's sex is less than that of Green? Feng understands and will not lie.He said no, maybe it really wasn't.But it is absolutely impossible for Su Jing to detect an error, that is to say, the body is due to the color, not the one who controls the body.

It's entirely possible for Zerg to do this kind of thing, like that kind of human-bug hybrid?Lin Shaofeng subconsciously glanced at the nape of Yu Xiaomiao's neck.

Yu Xiao Miao was keenly aware that he also quickly thought of a human-worm hybrid, no, Lin Shaofeng, you made a mistake!The skin on the nape of my neck? Nothing, I can guarantee it with my life, no, with my soul.You can't think of lifting the back of my neck! ! !

"Well, I know this is too sudden, you and? Let's go back and talk slowly, how about it?" Lin Shaofeng said with a smile, deliberately increasing the volume of the word "how", seemingly asking, but actually Hearing Yu Xiaomiao's panic in the middle of his ears.

Not how!Damn it!So Xiao Miao started looking for an escape route without even thinking about it. He didn't dare to turn his head to look clearly, so he could only quickly recall that he had been in this forward position for a while, and the terrain was clear.

This is a solid suspension composed of carbon and silicon elements. To put it bluntly, it is the kind of debris in the asteroid belt. The difference is that the number of asteroid belts is concentrated, and there are not many pieces here.Their class is divided into three groups, one group lies down together, and the rest have no one.

So Xiao Miao remembers the few dollars that no one has, so let's jump down and run... let's go!

Miss Lin Shao? Feng whispered in his ear: "I advise you not to run, you are not my opponent."

Of course I know!You are Lin Shaofeng, you can't beat it for sure, these years I haven't missed training, let's run away from the head office!So Xiao Miao didn't hesitate, and suddenly made a feint, turned around and jumped down.

Lin Shaofeng's reaction was many times faster than he imagined, he only had enough time to jump off the suspended object, and Lin Shaofeng was right in front of him.

So Xiao Miao did not show weakness, and immediately transformed into a cat form. Over the years, his cat form has grown a lot, but this time he has never shown it after meeting Lin Shaofeng. point.The puppet's big claws stick out? Just shoot!

Seeing Lin Shaofeng's obvious blocking action, Yu Xiaomiao decisively stopped and ran for his life! !

The cat form is good. In such a vacuum environment like the universe, how can it jump around? I don’t know why!The direction is also hard to distinguish. You can run up, down, left, and right, back and forth, no matter what!Let's run first!

but……

"Yu Xiao Miao, has no one ever told you not to use the same move a second time in a fight?" Lin Shaofeng spread his wings and caught up.

"Thank you, you are finally willing to call me Yu Xiao Miao." Yu Xiao Miao kept changing directions while following Lin Shaofeng.I still feel bitter in my heart: This action is very important. Originally, Lin Shaofeng didn't dare to do this, so he would show his originality, but he didn't care about it.

How can he run on four legs and fly? !

"Yu? Xiao Miao, don't think that I can't do anything to you, just take another step!" Lin Shaofeng suddenly raised his head.

So Xiao Miao knew that Nima was about to dive, and it was hard to hide from the dive. The rabbit's dive against the eagle was to kick, but it was his puppet's hind legs, so it was easy for people to catch it?

"Yu Xiao Miao, I won't repeat my words a second time." Lin Shaofeng had already moved while warning.

Believe, you, talent, strange!So Xiao Miao raised her head suddenly and roared fiercely in the direction of Lin Shaofeng.

He has seen Lin Shaofeng fight with Huandie twice, and he knows that roaring is also a form of attack, but Lin Shaofeng's roar is a tiger's roar, and his roar is an enlarged puppet roar. .

When a puppet barks, it's more elegant than ordinary cats, but it's not much better when it roars! ! !

Lin Shao? Feng easily avoided and went straight to Xiao Miao.

What are you doing? !Is that the difference?Can't you run away?So? Xiao Miao is desperate, Nima, why can't I, can, fly! ! !

Right here? In the blink of an eye, Yu? Xiao Miao suddenly felt something in his brain "bang" shattered, and a warm current quickly penetrated down from the top of the sky, and then he felt relaxed, especially the top of his head and his back. strength.

When Lin Shaofeng fell in front of him, he could see the opponent's movements clearly, and he could find the right moment to kick...

I go... I, I, I fly? ? ?

So? Miao Miao hovered in the air, fluttering her wings. He glanced, "White?"He remembered the Yu Yuhui he had seen on the mine star. It seemed that he also had white wings and a diagonal? !

So Xiao Miao hurriedly stretched out her paw to touch it, and it really was there!It's over, and he was given another piece of evidence to prove that he is Yu Shao? Ze!Don't run fast!

"Yu Xiao Miao, bastard, come back!" Lin Shaofeng shouted after chasing him.

In the direction of Xiao Miao's advance, there have been obvious signs of a leap forward, and the Zerg army has arrived!Regardless of whether Yu Shaoze was controlled by the Zerg or for other reasons, people have appeared in front of him, and he will never be allowed to escape again!

"Don't even think about leaving!" Lin Shaofeng said in a deep voice.

Just then, the particle cannon poured out, the signal that the leap was in place.To prevent someone from ambush in front of the leap passage, so before leaving the passage, the particle cannon will be used to bombard and clear the field.

The entire space is, the density is quite terrifying!

Lin Shaofeng was proficient in dodging, so Xiao Miao had never seen such a posture before, so he knew that it would be impossible to learn in battle.Take a gamble if you can't learn it, he instantly regains his human form, and the particle cannons all over the sky are not so dense for him.

Q soldiers have been lucky since ancient times, he has the luck to pass through even after death, it is impossible to be hit... "Ah!"

It was true that he was not hit, but? I'm sorry, but the power around the particle beam can't be underestimated. The human form is too small, so Miao Miao is like a collision ball, hit it once—bounce away; hit it again —Bounce, just like that.

When the particle cannon completely disappeared and the Zerg leaped into the battlefield, Xiao Miao had bounced to the edge of who knows where.

He landed on a piece of suspended wreckage, and the few bounces made him dizzy, and it took him a while to come to his senses.The battlefield in the distance is already full of fights. If you want to come to Lin Shao?

Just as he was about to turn around, he noticed that there seemed to be movement on the other side of the wreckage. He approached cautiously and looked out through a hole.

There is nothing, the purpose of entry is the ordinary universe, dark, with occasional bright spots.

Is it his illusion?Yu? Xiao Miao thought to himself, and was about to leave, but suddenly heard a voice, a very soft voice, a girl's voice: "It really is a trap."

Um?who?Yu Xiao Miao immediately became alert, but it was too late, the owner of the voice had already found Yu Xiao Miao: "Who is it? Come out!"

Come out? Come on ghost?I just escaped Lin Shaofeng's pursuit, and I was caught by you again, just kidding!So Xiao Miao was ready to leave at any time.

I don’t want the other party to be special? It’s strange. Seeing that Xiao Miao doesn’t come out, it seems that I have carefully identified it for a while, and then suddenly excited, and said with a smile: “If you don’t come out again, don’t blame me for being rude.”

Say threatening words in an excited tone, are you sick?So? Xiao Miao was about to leave after thinking about it.

However, the scene suddenly changed, the wreckage suddenly disappeared, and the dark space also disappeared, replaced by one after another, fat, white and big bugs!It can still move, has two fake eyes on its buttocks, and has a mouth full of fangs.

Depend on! ! !So Xiao Miao exploded in an instant, he, he, he? Did he run into a bug's nest?There are so many fat bugs, exactly the same as those on the mine star, help! ! !

"Hahahahaha." The girl's silver bell-like laughter sounded, and she snorted coquettishly when she was done, "You really lied to me, you just hate bugs!"

Eh?Listen to the meaning of the words, that bug knows him?Yes, the bugs on the mine star are not ordinary. Since they are exactly the same, it is not impossible to recognize them.

"Who are you?" Yu Xiao Miao carefully avoided the insects that were about to pounce on him, with a vigilant expression on his face.

The other party didn't answer right away, but let the bugs surround Yu Miao Miao, and Yu Miao Miao quickly ran away: "If you don't come out again, you will really hate you."

The worm disappeared in an instant, replaced by someone, no, a worm made a grimace at him, but the worm was a bit bigger, and the expression was not so rich, this? The grimace can only be understood.

Yu? Xiao Miao looked at the bugs up and down, old acquaintances, magic butterflies!How can it be encountered anywhere?He is desperate.

"Hey, after all, we lived through thick and thin together on that planet! Is this how you talk to your long-lost, reunited friend?" Huan Die disliked it.

So Xiao Miao suddenly remembered the strange thing I encountered on the mine star. The bug in the necklace pendant was the voice of a little girl. She was definitely alive back then, and she said something like "it's gone, see you again by fate" , could it be...it?

"Finally? Remember? Me?" Huandie asked.

Yu Xiao Miao nodded: "Why are you here?"

"It's so loud today to catch me, of course I'm here." Huan Die said with a smile, proud of herself.It was the worm body that severely limited its performance, so Xiao Miao had to make up for it.

"I know I'm going to catch you, but you're still here? You're brave enough. This is Lin Shaofeng, who beat you up, oh no, your ex several times." Yu Xiaomiao was surprised.

Huandie despises: "I am different from my predecessor. He was a puppet who obeyed orders. I am much freer, and I am not special. I want to come, but that old antique Queen Ant doesn't listen to me, I can only find a way to get rid of it. Drop it. It happens to be Young Master Lin? Isn’t Feng trying to catch me, so I tried to lure the queen bee here.”

"Can't see? Are you still in good thinking?" Yu Xiaomiao was surprised.

"That's right." Huan Die proudly said, "I spent all those years with Yu Hui. When we were bored in the mech egg, he taught me how to deal with the other three kings after returning to Zerg. I analyzed the characters, spheres of influence, abilities and habits of the three kings. I remember all of them. Yu Huihui said this move is called: Killing with a knife."

Yu Xiaomiao gave a thumbs up: Awesome!

"Speaking of which, why are you here?" Huan Die wondered, "Haven't you been with Lin Shaofeng all the time?"

"This matter...it's a long story!" Yu Xiaomiao scratched his head, he didn't know how to tell Huan Die, and was organizing his words, but Huan Die guessed first: "You guys quarreled? Did you leave?" Home? Gone?"

Yu Xiao Miao: "..." Hey (#`O') You are a worm, how can you gossip like this?

"I guessed it right?" Huandie became excited, and Wormtail shook vigorously, "What's going on, tell me!" The words were full of curiosity.

Depend on!Leaving home after quarreling? It's okay to go far away!Yu? Xiao Miao raised his middle finger, but unfortunately he is currently in the form of a cat, the middle finger is not obvious at all, but a cute paw instead.

Huandie became even more excited, flapping her wings: "Speaking of..."

Speaking of your size, it's not like that at all, okay?So? Seedlings help the forehead.

At this moment, the sudden change came again, and a terrifying spiritual force suddenly appeared on the scene, it was Lin Shaofeng!

So? Xiaomiao and Huandie were taken aback at the same time.

"Young Master Lin? How did Feng find this? Yu Xiao Miao, is that you?" Huan Die pointed angrily.

Yu Xiao Miao jumped: "How could it be me? I was hunted down by him before!"

"Chasing and killing?!" Huan Die screamed, "He said it wasn't you, he just came after you."

"Can you hear it all, don't ignore the word 'kill'." Yu Xiao Miao despised.

Huandie was even more contemptuous: "Why do you remember this word? Do you want to die?"

Yu Xiao Miao: "Of course not!"

"Run!" Huan Die flapped its wings and flew, Yu Xiaomiao quickly followed, Huan Die pointed angrily, "What are you doing with me?"

"One person can't beat Lin Shao? Feng, two people are more reliable." Yu Xiaomiao replied.

"What's reliable? Don't you look at his mental strength, does it seem like the two of us can deal with it together?" Huan Die pointed at the direction Lin Shaofeng came from, and almost jumped, "Also, I'm not human , I am a worm! A worm! A worm! I refuse to cooperate."

"It's too late!" Lin Shaofeng had already arrived at the scene, and the roar of the tiger followed.

The phantom butterfly neighed back, and two invisible lights collided in the cosmic space, making everyone else feel very uncomfortable.

"So? So cruel?" Huan Die looked at Yu Xiao Miao, "Why did you two quarrel? Can you fight? This? This kind of? Endless posture?"

"He thought I was controlled by the Zerg, and I was a spy of the Zerg." Yu Xiaomiao explained.

Huan Die was angry: "How can you be a Zerg if you are so stupid?"

Yu Xiaomiao: "That's right, you can tell, Lin Shaofeng can't see it."

"Why is he so stupid." Huan Die was furious.

Lin Shaofeng snorted coldly: "Who are you two today? Don't you want to leave!"

Yu Xiao Miao: "!"

Huandie: "!"

"If you don't leave, you're a fool!" Yu Xiaomiao and Huandie said in unison, one performed illusion, the other controlled mental power, and they cooperated seamlessly. The moment Lin Shaofeng stopped moving, they spread their hooves and ran away.

"This side, this side, I'm saving the way out!" Huan Die shouted.

Yu Xiao Miao praised: "Why are you so capable?"

"Yu Hui taught it. He said that the three caves of the cunning rabbit are Lin Xiao's favorite method." Huan Die said.

One person and one insect struggled towards the Yuejin passage, and the moment Lin Shaofeng caught up with them, the phantom butterfly stretched out its claws, grabbed Yu Xiaomiao and rushed forward, at the cost of half a wing, rushed into Yuejin aisle.

The moment he entered the passage, Yu Xiaomiao glanced at Lin Shaofeng. He glared at him with a black and red face, like an angry god. Just one look can make you tremble with fear.

The last time we separated was because Lin Shaofeng was afraid that something would happen to him and placed him in Yunjing's house. This time it might be a farewell!So Xiaomiao's heart ached.

Lin Shaofeng stood in front of the leap passage where Huantie left. His anger had not disappeared, but he calmed down a lot.He came first, and the follow-up people followed up now. Among them were the head of the regiment to which this operation belonged, people from Wang Daliu's squad, and Su Jing.

Seeing the empty scene, Su Jing hurriedly asked, "Xiao Feng, where is Shao Ze?"

Lin Shaofeng was silent for a while, but decided to tell: "I was taken away by Huandie."

"Ah!" Su Jing lost her voice.

"Aunt Su, don't worry." Lin Shaofeng comforted, and asked the others, "The one who entered our ambush circle is the queen ant, but the magic butterfly is here? What do you think?"

"It's very strange. In the past, when we confronted the Zerg, although we have seen them disregard their companions, it has never happened among the four kings. This time is like sending the queen bee to die. It's the first time. See you!" Captain Chen Feng replied, and the rest of the people who understood also nodded their heads.

"Huan Die is not only hiding here, there is more than one leaping passage in this place. During the confrontation just now, I heard Huan Die say a word: the three caves of the cunning rabbit." Lin Shaofeng continued.

The Three Caves of the Rabbit is a term used by the Chinese civilization in the Earth Age. In the Interstellar Age, some humans have indeed continued to use Chinese, but this kind of vocabulary is not used much, nor is it popular.At this moment, only Lin Shaofeng, Su Jing and Chen Feng knew about the scene, let alone understand and use it.

"I've never heard that Zerg can use such a word." Chen Feng said.

Su Jing also said: "The wisdom of the Zerg cannot understand the meaning of this word."

"This... seems to have been brought up by Xiao Miao when he was talking about tactics with us." Wang Xiaoli suddenly said, Wang Dalu and Li Bao hurriedly gave him winks, although they didn't know why Xiao Miao and Lin Shaofeng suddenly We got into a fight, but I always felt that a person like Yu Xiao Miao would not commit any major crimes.

Lin Shaofeng saw what Wang Daliao and others were thinking, and said, "Be more careful, the more detailed it is, the more it will help us make a correct judgment on... Xiao Miao."

Wang Xiaoli felt relieved and said: "Yu Xiao Miao said: The three caves of the cunning rabbit means that rabbits can dig holes, and there are more than one hole. There are many escape routes when encountering the enemy. This kind of tactic is expanded. What he saw The peak of the past is when the rabbit is fighting the eagle sauce. Tunnel tactics, as long as the rabbit is nailed to a mountain for a day, the engineers will dig criss-cross tunnels at a high speed. The outside is fake fortifications, and the real core is inside. Even if the opponent uses tons He also said that the rabbit has a very strong point, using the reverse slope to build fortifications. I don't understand what a reverse slope is, so I remember this word. "

Wang Daxue and others also hurriedly said, "We don't understand either."

Even Chen Feng also said: "I have never heard of it."

Lin Shaofeng frowned. No one has ever heard of normality. This is an ancient tactic from the time of human beings on Earth.In the interstellar era, there is only a similar word in books on fortress attacks: anti-arc surface, because most of the fortresses are spherical.And when the sphere moves, the front and the back are not absolute.So even Chen Feng didn't know what was normal.

But how could Xiao Miao know clearly?Could it be that the cultural level of the Zerg is higher than that of the Cat?Absolutely no such possibility!Lin Shao?