I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

"Oh, I'm exhausted." The moment he came out of the Yuejin Passage, Huandie threw Xiao Miao out and spread it on the ground.

Yu Xiao? Miao: "..." Hey (#`O') this is the universe, if you throw it so casually, I'll go far away, okay?Do you know a little bit? Cosmic knowledge?

It took Yu Xiaomiao a long time to spread his wings to find Huandie, Huandie despised: "I am a worm, how much do you expect me to know about the universe?" "Don't argue with me! Even Yu Hui can teach you?" You cunning rabbit and three caves, how come you don't even teach the basic knowledge of the universe?" Yu Xiaomiao also despised it.

Well... Phantom Butterfly spread out two front insect legs: "The Zerg's ability to adapt to space and space is inherently better than the cat's. Don't say that you lost it like just now, bug? You definitely can't fly that far, so you think that basic common sense and The Zerg is different, okay?"

Well... Yu Xiaomiao reluctantly forgave Huan Die, at least this guy saved him, and asked, "Where is this place?"

"Guess." Huan Die didn't want to answer at all.

Yu Xiao? Miao --!Lin Shaofeng is so capable, Huan Die is absolutely afraid to go? The star field controlled by Lin Shaofeng, the star field controlled by the cat clan, Huan Die is an existence that everyone shouts, it will only go if it has a brain? The answer is called? Ready to come out.

"What did you bring me to the Zerg territory?!" Yu Xiao? Miao (#`O')

"I'm a worm? I'll take you there? What are you doing in the cat clan's territory?" Phantom Butterfly→＿→

"But? It's everywhere here..." Bugs? Yeah, how do you want me to live? !Yu Xiaomiao swallowed the following words abruptly.

Huan Die made a grimace, I know you are afraid of insects even if you don't tell me.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..."

"Okay, tell me something else, okay, I'm dying of pain." Huan Die said aggrieved.

Eh?Only then did Yu Xiaomiao realize that since the end of the leap, Huandie hadn't moved at all, and even when talking to him, she only used her front legs and basically didn't move her whole body.

He remembered that Lin Shaofeng had attacked Huan Die before Yue Jin, as if Huan Die had lost half of his wings, so he flew up quickly.

Sure enough, only two-thirds of the butterfly's beautiful wings were left, and they were weakly drooping. Yu Xiaomiao recalled the previous fight on the mine star. At that time, the tail spine of the butterfly was cut off by Lin Shaofeng. It will be fixed soon.

Why can't this only work?

"Yes, yes, but it still hurts!" Huan Die felt even more aggrieved.

It can indeed transform into countless small phantom butterflies, but every small phantom butterfly is transformed from its flesh and blood, and if any one dies, it will lose its flesh, half of its wings The amount, so much? The flesh, of course it hurts.

Yu Xiaomiao was a little surprised, he thought only the little phantom butterfly on the body would be hurt.

"I'm not the queen bee, ant, queen and spider king. They lead a large group. I've never had only one." Huan Die began to wipe away tears.

The girl's voice was nice to hear, but she was still crying, sobbing, the pear blossoms were raining, and Yu Xiaomiao couldn't listen anymore, so she was busy coaxing: "Don't cry, don't cry!"

Huan Die cried even harder.

Yu Xiao?

"It's very simple! Take me home." Huandie immediately stopped crying.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." I've been tricked! !

"I live as a worm." Huan Die said hastily.

"Okay..." Yu Xiaomiao agreed.

Just like that, Yu Xiaomiao went deep into the Zerg territory.

Like the human territory, the Zerg territory also has a vast star field. Unlike human beings who have carried out large-scale development and infrastructure construction, the galaxies on the Zerg side basically remain the same, and they mainly use the landform characteristics of the planetary satellites in the galaxy to live.

For example, reptiles live in caves, scale insects live in land, water insects live in oceans, and mosquitoes and flies live in both land and sea. These are all just small things.

There are many Zerg territories? There are lush vegetation on the planet, which is completely different from the earth period, and it is not the seeds brought out of the original ecological earth?.It is the original ecology of these planets, or the transplanted non-earth plants.

The Zerg feed on these vegetation, and the digested products become the fertilizer of the vegetation. The vegetation on some planets needs carbon dioxide to exhale oxygen, and some planets use other types of gases. The Zerg miraculously adapt to each other, and can move plant.

This is amazing.

In star systems controlled by humans, vegetation and landforms can only be seen on planets in specific areas, while in star systems controlled by Zerg, vegetation can be seen on most planets and satellites.

Phantom Butterfly lives in a galaxy near the leap forward channel. It is a gaseous planet, very huge, and the largest planet in the galaxy.After passing through the thick atmosphere, there are suspended mountains one after another inside, very similar to those seen in movies.

Every mountain has vegetation, which Yu Xiaomiao doesn't recognize at a glance. There is no connecting passage between the mountains, which is not important, anyway, magic butterflies can fly.

Just as he was thinking, a thread suddenly appeared in front of Yu Xiaomiao's eyes, which shot out with a whoosh. His reaction was fairly quick, and he immediately backed away to avoid it.

But the next second...

A fat big worm?, along this thread, moved from one suspended mountain to another suspended mountain.

Depend on! !Yu Xiao? Miao=mouth=: "Didn't you say you live like a worm?"

"That's right, it's the innermost part of my residence." Huan Die was serious.

The fat bug that is moving? Seeing Huandie, he shouted happily: "Master Huandie, you are back, wow, you still brought food, this looks so delicious."

food? !Yu Xiao? Miao Miao was startled, are you talking about me?

"Yes, yes." Huan Die said twice, the first one was for Yu Xiao Miao, and the second one was for "Fat Chongzi", "Let's have dinner tonight."

Hey, what are you doing? !Yu Xiaomiao jumped up immediately.

Fat Chongzi? But when he got the news, he went to the opposite mountain with a happy "swoosh", and it spread quickly: Lord Huandie brought back delicious food for dinner at night.

So when Yu Xiaomiao followed Huantie all the way in, what he saw were densely packed fat worm heads emerging from the suspended mountains one after another.

Yu Xiaomiao's hair is not enough to blow up, and it has become the eyes of mosquito coils: "I really believe in your evil."

"Ann! They are all my subjects? They are not phantom butterflies, but other species of butterflies. Apart from being beautiful, butterflies are not very good in other aspects. Without my protection, it is difficult for them to survive." Huandie explained, Still pretending to pat Yu Xiaomiao on the shoulder, "Don't worry, I won't eat you."

Yu Xiaomiao jumped to avoid Huan Die's sharp legs, and had already been tricked once, he was not going to believe Huan Die easily, even if he didn't eat him, he couldn't bear to just crawl over with a bug.

"How about this..." Huandie threw something, "This is a miniature mecha, you live here, close the windows, you can't see them."

This idea is possible!Yu Xiaomiao caught that thing, it looked familiar, like... a necklace pendant? !

Yu Xiaomiao (#`O′): "Is this where you lived? It smells like bugs, so I don't want it!"

Huan Die (#`O'): "Is it clean? Yu Hui gave me a lot?"

Yu Xiao? Miao (#`O'): "I don't believe it, you lied to me too many times."

Huandie→＿→: "Whatever you want, sleep in the open air!"

Yu Xiaomiao: "..."

In the end, it was the storage bag Lin Shaofeng gave him that helped him. There were not only food in it, but also some daily necessities. There was a small residential miniature mech, and when opened, it was a small suite with complete functions. , the panoramic sunroof, but can be closed.

Yu Xiaomiao dragged his exhausted body in to rest, and was stunned when he entered the bedroom. The layout of this room was exactly the same as the room he lived in in Lu Xiaoyou's house.

I don't know what technology was used, Yu Xiaomiao remembered that Lin Shaofeng asked Steward Su to prepare this storage bag, and they only stayed at Lu's house for a few hours, how did they manage to make it in such a short period of time? be exactly the same.

The technology of this future world is really amazing.

Yu Xiaomiao ran to the window and opened it to look.Not only the room is the same, but the scenery outside is also the same. In the distance is the rolling hills and landforms. Nearby is the garden of Lu Xiao? Xiao?’s house.

It's just that these are not real scenes, but virtual ones. If you really reach out, you won't be able to touch anything.

But enough!

To be honest, I didn't think it was too good when I lived there. Now that time has passed and I think about it, the days at Xiao Lu's house are the happiest.

Lin Shaofeng, such a small? Small? Black cat, tried every means to trick him into drinking fish soup.Thanks to you, you are the major general of the alliance, the existence of No. 1 combat power, if you say it, you will be ashamed.

But...you have to have a chance to say it, and if you say it, someone has to believe it!Don't think about it now, Yu Xiaomiao remembered Lin Shaofeng's judgment on him.

asshole!The two of us have lived together for so many days? Are there any bugs in the nape of my neck? Don’t you know?

That thing? Didn't you just move your finger and use the β917 particle to discover it?The remote control at the Lin family turned the world upside down, how did it work in front of me?

It's not about being concerned about it, is it?

Yu Xiaomiao drooped her head, maybe it was true.But what people care about is Yu Shaoze, no matter how bad it is, it is Yu Shaoze's body, what does it have to do with me?

Yu Xiao?

= mouth = what's going on?

Am I bewitched?In this era, the same sex can reproduce. As a man, I don't want to have cubs!

Yu Xiaomiao slapped himself on the forehead, hurry up and wake up!sleep!

He turned around and crawled on the bed, how could he know?...

The beds in his room are bunk bunks, the upper bunk is a bed, and the lower bunk is a desk. When he was first given to him, the previous tiger didn’t have a ladder installed, so he just made some twines of hemp rope and the cat climbing frame. kind.

After he took over, because he was poor and had no money to buy a ladder, he just got rid of the hemp rope, and jumped up and down the bed in the form of a cat.

The room that Lin Shaofeng made is a perfect replica, and there is no ladder?but! ! !At the beginning, his cat form was small, but now if the cat form can fill an entire room, he doesn't know how to become smaller.

How the hell can he climb up without a cat form? Ah! ! !

Yu Xiaomiao became haggard, so she had to tear off the mattress and quilt to make the floor. Fortunately, the floor was not hard.

After sleeping like this until night, Yu Xiaomiao woke up hungry. If counting the whole day, he should have only had breakfast. No wonder he was so hungry.

This miniature mecha is a suite design, equipped with a kitchen, but the kitchen utensils are not rich, just a simple particle stove.Yu Xiaomiao didn't do it here, but found out the super functional kitchen that Shen Lie gave her before.

The kitchen is relatively large, even if only one of the functions is used, it is not enough to put it in this miniature mech, so Yu Xiaomiao went outside.

It was night at this time, and the gaseous planet made the night a little more hazy, and the air here was still the kind that 800 normal humans could breathe.

This is really wonderful. Yu Xiaomiao has never breathed oxygen in its natural state since leaving the planet Keith-2. The Lu family counted it once, but it was only a few hours.

The rest are oxygen masks and protective clothing, no matter how light they are made, they are not as comfortable as real air.

Yu Xiaomiao stretched comfortably, and took out the barbecue tools. How could such a good environment not be used?BBQ! !

As for the bugs? Barbecue? They probably won't like it!

If you think about it, just pay it? Let’s do it, Fat Sheep, let’s get a bunch of~~fat beef, let’s get a bunch of~~eggplants?, come to a~~corn, come to a~~ oysters, scallops, brain flowers, enoki mushrooms, put them on Fans, come to a dozen?!

There is also the most delicious king crab legs! ! !Yu Xiaomiao was still restrained and didn't take out the worm's thighs. In fact, in terms of its deliciousness, this thing's barbecue is the best.

But? This is Zerg territory after all, low-key and low-key!

It was roasted very fragrantly, Huandie was awakened by the fragrance, and came out looking for the smell. It was resting before, after all, it hurt a little bit of vitality. It will be full of sleep and hungry, so it drools: "This What is it, so fragrant!"

Yu Xiao? Miao Σ(⊙▽⊙" a: "Why are you here, you can't eat this thing."

Magic Butterfly (#`O′): "Why?"

Yu Xiaomiao: "I can't digest it." Worms? Aren't they all? Do they eat liquid?

Huan Die (#`O'): "Who told you that bugs? They eat liquid? I will eat anything. Anyone who comes will be welcome." Saying Huan Die, he can't say anything about Xiao Miao. I snatched the most fragrant crab legs from the grill, and I swallowed it without fear of being hot. It was like discovering a new world. "This is too delicious! What is this?"

"Crab legs." Yu Xiaomiao replied.

Huandie has never seen a crab: "What is a crab?"

Not to mention the phantom butterfly, few cats have seen it before, and they don't know that this thing can be eaten, so Yu Xiaomiao explained to the crab: "The ones in the long water are similar to your claws, people There are eight, and there are two big pliers." When Yu Xiaomiao was talking, he gestured with his hand for the big pliers, and he didn't stop the car for a long time before saying, "Insect legs also smell like crabs."

Eh?Huan Die looked at her legs, then at the charcoal fire of the barbecue, trying to stretch her legs up and grill them.

Yu Xiaomiao was so scared that he quickly stopped him: "Don't, don't, you're not a crab. People's legs can grow back if they fall off, but you can't grow them."

"That's it!" Huan Die said very regretfully.

Yu Xiao? Miao Σ（⊙▽⊙”a

Well, for Huandie's sake of saving him today, Yu Xiaomiao took out all the remaining king crab legs and roasted them. The aroma was overflowing for a while, and the result...

"Hey, what smells so fragrant?" Fat insect heads popped out from all directions.

Yu Xiao Miao: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin !

Three days passed like this, and Yu Xiaomiao was moaning and sighing in the miniature mecha. When he opened the panoramic sunroof, he would inevitably get fat again. He said in unison, "Is there anything delicious?"

No! !Are you butterflies mutated?Grilling without plants?Yu Xiaomiao closed the skylight angrily, even if someone knocked and rang the doorbell, he would not open it.This group of bugs has grown into a spirit, and they all know how to ring the doorbell!

"Yu Xiaomiao, it's been three days, and the chicks have finished hatching, so I'm out to work." Huandie couldn't stand it anymore, and tapped the mech ball with its extremely sharp claws wall.

Huandie's claw? What kind of sharp and sharp thing is it? When it hits, it becomes a concave point? Yu Xiaomiao became angry: "Who told you that it only takes three days for a chicken to hatch?"

"I don't know how many days it will take for the chicks to hatch. I only know that three days is enough for the eggs." Huan Die said confidently, "I won't come out and demolish the house again."

"What exactly do you want?" Yu Xiaomiao took back the miniature mecha.

"Come out with me to play." Huandie took Yu Xiaomiao and flew out without saying a word. Before Yu Xiaomiao had time to transform into a cat form, she suddenly flew into the air and almost couldn't breathe. You go out to play and die?"

Huandie hurriedly asked Yu Xiaomiao to put on the equipment, let him lie on his back, spread his wings and fluttered a few times, his whole body became invisible: "Let's go!"

Yu Xiaomiao was quickly taken away from the galaxy, and after a short leap forward, she came to a large nebula.After he came to the future world, he did go to many places, but they were all serious star systems, and it was the first time he came back to Nebula.

The nebula is formed by a supernova explosion, and it is also a place where new stars are bred. The material movement inside is very frequent. On the side of the cat clan, only mecha fighters who are familiar with the nebula are allowed to enter.

Zerg is more casual, everyone can go in, but life and death are life and death.Low-level Zerg basically have to go? No? Back, high-level better.

Also? There is a special race that lives in the nebula, and this is the purpose of Phantom Butterfly's trip.

Arriving in front of Xingyun, Huandie split her body, except for the larger part that was reserved for Xiao Miao Miao, the rest turned into small butterflies.

"Hold it well, I'm going in now, let go at your own risk." Huan Die said with rare seriousness.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't dare to be negligent, and re-checked his whole body equipment. He was wearing a miniature mecha given by Shen Lie. The instruction manual clearly stated: it can be equipped in the nebula, and it can resist a certain strength.

But even so, the scene after entering is something that Yu Xiaomiao will never forget.

This Nima is too thrilling, all kinds of things fly around, from small? to particles? to large satellite-shaped suspensions, anything? It will hit you.Especially particles? You obviously can’t see anything, you will feel as if a gust of wind blows, and then rush, and several layers of equipment are broken.

The advantage of the Phantom Butterfly in this place is clear. It is small and multi-dimensional. When a solid object is thrown, it can be like a stone thrown into the water full of duckweed.Particles? When a storm comes, it sacrifices a very small part of the butterflies.

After flying like this for a while, Yu Xiaomiao saw a very strange sight.

Amidst the chaos, there was a place that was still. Huge satellites stagnated in the space, and there were quite a few of them, big and small.They form a whole again, and there seems to be a strong defense around them. After hitting each other, all kinds of flying things will either bounce off or cause damage to the defense, and then the defense will gradually repair.

You can guarantee that this thing is definitely not natural, it is artificial, oh no, it is made of insects.

Huan Die flew into it with Yu Xiaomiao. Unlike the vitality of Huan Die's residence, the place was lifeless and seemed to have a rancid smell. ? !How can there be rancid smell?Yu Xiaomiao was surprised, and measured it with the instrument on the mech, and found that there is air here, which is suitable for human survival.

Yu Xiaomiao took off the mask and tried it, damn, the taste is so sour, I don't know how to describe it.He quickly put the helmet on?

Huandie led him to stop on the largest sphere. There was a raised flat ground on the side of this sphere facing Yu Miao Miao. After landing on it, you would see a huge cave facing you, which looked gloomy. It's dark, and the rancid smell is more intense, even through the mask? I can smell some.

"Where is this place?" Yu Xiaomiao couldn't help asking, "Why is it smelling so bad?"

"Does it smell bad?" Huandie asked back.

"Isn't it bad?" Yu Xiao? Miao-_-||.

"I don't have the sense of cat clan." Huandie smirked.

Yu Xiao? Miao → ＿ → bastard!

"Are you here? Someone brought it?" A dignified woman's voice suddenly sounded, and Yu Xiaomiao was a little terrified.

"Bring it, I don't know if it's useful or not?" Huan Die said casually, and Yu Xiaomiao became even more frightened when he heard it. He is the only person here, and he must be talking about him. This can't be a relapse Tiger den?

Huandie→＿→: "Lin Shaofeng is the tiger, Qiongqi is the tiger, and we are worms."

Yu Xiao? Miao → ＿ →: "Is the head office of the worm den?"

"You guessed it right, it's the worm's lair, welcome to the territory of the Spider King." Huan Die said, carrying Yu Xiaomiao and walking inside.

Spider Emperor? !spider! ! !To be honest, Yu Xiaomiao is not afraid of spiders, all insects he is only afraid of fat bugs, but when he sees spiders, he can't help stepping on them, it's fine if he steps on them a few times in other places. Have you ever passed him?

Still? Didn't it mean that Xiao Miao got the answer, he had already been brought in front of the Spider King by Huandie, obediently, this is too big!

Let's put it this way, the ball that landed just now actually has only a thin wall, and the spider emperor group is as big as that ball when it stands up.If it is stretched out, the spider has eight legs. I am not sure which species the spider king is. If it is counted as a long-legged spider, the legs stretched out are 2-3 times the body, and they are bigger than the phantom butterfly.

He dare not step on such a spider!Yu Xiaomiao moved back quietly.

Huan Die felt contemptuous: "How dare you?? Butterflies are also afraid, and spiders are also afraid."

Yu Xiao? Miao (#`O'), of course you are not afraid, you are of the same race.

"No, you will be afraid now, what will you do later?" Huan Die pushed Yu Xiao Miao forward.

What are you doing? !Yu Xiao? Miao alarm bells.

"Of course it's serious business." As Huandie said, he threw Yu Xiaomiao at the Spider Emperor. The Spider Emperor lowered his head, and Yu Xiaomiao fell onto the spider's belly. After just one look, his fur exploded .

The abdomen of the Spider King is actually full of densely packed small spiders. Yu Xiaomiao recalled the process of spiders giving birth to small spiders that she had seen in the earth period with a curious mind. It seemed that the small spiders crawled out of the mother spider’s abdomen .

Like now?! ! !

I go?! ! ! !Yu Xiao? Miao (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻