I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

"Yu Xiaomiao, why don't you leave?" Huan Die's tone was filled with obvious disgust.

"Don't go!" Yu Xiaomiao turned sideways on purpose. It glanced, "Is there someone like you who crosses rivers and destroys bridges? I finally brought so many people, oh no, worms to you. You are good, just know how to drive me away."

The flies are closed? After the communication, the Zerg is in a mess, and Yu Xiaomiao? I have no choice but to look for it while walking.

Fortunately, the Zerg's instinct is to hide, no? Command most of the Zerg to hide far away, and they don't have the kind of pride to defend their home and country without fear of sacrifice.

Therefore, the number of Zerg picked up by Yu Xiaomiao is quite large, and the types are complete. If they are lined up layer by layer, they can still fight a decent small-scale annihilation battle.

It's just that the soldiers were not properly deployed, and the head coach despised them and insisted on asking them to leave.

"I'm not doing it for your own good." Huan Die despised Yu Xiaomiao, "You're a human, don't get involved with us? Go while you can."

Yu Xiaomiao knew that Huan Die was out of kindness, but he couldn't do it if he just left him like this, so he said: "I have nowhere to go, so I have been fighting with you for so long, I'm back? Humans Will they be burned as traitors over there?"

"Don't talk nonsense with me." Huan Die glanced at Yu Xiaomiao, "The human cat tribe abolished the death penalty thousands of years ago."

"Isn't that even worse, if you can't live or die, you might even be dragged to the laboratory, I won't do this kind of thing!" Yu Xiaomiao shook her head like a rattle.

The laboratory is a painful memory of Huandie. It hesitated for a while? Next, it's over? It found that it was tricked by Yu Xiaomiao again: "We are telling you to go now, you just told me that you will die, so what? Your ability to confuse logic, you will die."

"What do you know? What is confusing logic?" Yu Xiaomiao was surprised, "Has the Zerg's IQ evolved so high?"

Huan Die Nu (#`O'): "If you talk to me like this again, I'll just push you into the mech ball? Ah."

"Don't! Don't! Don't! You have a heavy responsibility now, you can't move!" Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly persuaded.

Behind the Phantom Butterfly is the thing that the Zerg have been afraid to set foot in for thousands of years. What exactly is the Phantom Butterfly? It is not clear, after all, the Zerg has not formed a scientific theory.

Yu Xiaomiao couldn't say anything about it. How many thousands of years have passed between him and this era?

Anyway, in the words of Huandie, this thing works very well. Once Starfleet reaches the distance it is currently at, it will be difficult for even a mecha to escape the capture range of that thing.

This is enough for Xiao Miao to make good use of it.

Although there are bee swarms on the human side, it is much more difficult to deal with than before, but Huandie pushes the death line as far as possible, and the dumplings that can be made will be as large as possible.

that is……

"Where's Little Spider King? Hurry up and come here, use your spider silk to wrap up your boss and take him away!" Huan Die was still thinking of a way to get Yu Xiaomiao to leave.

The little spider emperor was in a dilemma, and it didn't want to leave, but it was too small and had no fighting power, so it would get in the way if it stayed.It's better to leave and bring other larvae carefully selected by the Zerg to execute the fire plan of the Zerg, in case the phantom butterfly fails and the Zerg will perish.

It also wants to take Yu Xiaomiao with it, this human being is very kind to it.

Before Kesi could spit it out, Yu Xiaomiao had already picked it up and stuffed it into the mecha ball: "Kids, don't mind adults' business, just be good and don't come out."

"Yu! Xiao! Miao!" Huan Die furious (#`O'), "Do you really think I can't cure it? You? Demon Moth King, come here!"

"Coming~~" Demon Moth King said in seconds, "My Lady Queen, please speak!"

"..." Huan Die despises, don't give me a leg!You're lying I'm never done running with the ball!

don't want!The demon moth king cries o (╥﹏╥) o.

Yu Xiaomiao added fuel to the fire: "Yo, this is such a respectful shout, you are shouting 'our family' on the way!"

"Yu, Yu Xiaomiao! Don't talk nonsense." The Moth King strongly denied, "Do I look like that kind of bug?"

"Isn't it?" Yu Xiaomiao asked back.

Unexpectedly, Huan Die said sadly: "Don't let him change the subject. How dare he call Lin Shaofeng 'our family'?"

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Don't say it, he really didn't dare!It was a miracle that he didn't get caught the last time I met him, and I'm sure I won't be so lucky if I meet him again.

"So, you're still not leaving? Waiting for Lin Shaofeng to catch you?" Huan Die saw the needle.

"No! Let's go!" Yu Xiaomiao →_→, at the risk of being caught by Lin Shaofeng, I also have to stay until the last moment.

"..." Huan Die sighed, "It's worth it for you?"

Yu Xiaomiao didn't answer. For them, there was no judgment of whether it was worth it or not. They had been joking with Huandie for so long before, and there was only one sentence in their hearts—they had nowhere to go.

No matter how vast the universe is, there is no place for them to stay!

Huandie didn't understand Yu Xiaomiao's silence, nor did the development of the situation? Without giving it a chance to understand, a large-scale leap forward appeared?

"Coming?!" Huan Die's expression was dignified, and the four fleets arrived at the same time, which was the worst situation in the previous prediction.

"Yu Xiaomiao, say it again, let's go!" Huan Die said.

Yu Xiaomiao was clearly aware of the situation in the distance, and shook her head: "It's too late, the area where the passage was built has been blocked by them."

The space leap is not something that can be leaped just by bombarding it casually, and there are conditions for its formation. Currently, all places in this area that can form a leap forward channel have been blocked.

According to the previous pre-judgment analysis, if such a worst-case scenario occurs, the flexible tactics used in the past, such as dividing and encircling, and breaking down individually, will all fail. There are too many, and it is impossible to cover them all.

You can only enter the most brutal positional warfare, consume part of it first, and then introduce the rest into the camouflage area of ​​the phantom butterfly.

"Come on, Demon Moth King, be careful of the bee swarm." Huan Die said.

"Yes!" The Demon Moth King was rarely serious.

"Yu Xiaomiao, protect me." Huandie deliberately kept Yu Xiaomiao by his side.

Yu Xiaomiao understood Huandie's kindness and agreed.

At the same time, inside a bit-class starship of the Seventh Fleet.

Lu Xiaoxiao rested her cheeks: "The little puppet has indeed buried its big move here, but what about him? Huandie is also missing." She looked at Lin Shaofeng.

Lin Shaofeng changed into a mecha pilot suit, and took the box that Su Jing handed in before: "Here is your command. According to the previous plan, we will wait for the team in front to fight the Zerg before doing anything. Specifically, we will wait for Bai Yan's signal." .”

Bai Yan led the Eighth Fleet, and would take the opportunity to leap into the battlefield. Lin Shaofeng led a part of the Seventh Fleet to occupy a leap point first.

Lin Shaofeng is in charge of controlling Huandie. Although there are indications that Yu Xiaomiao and this Huandie are acquainted, the specific reason is unknown.

The control method is to use the phantom butterfly cubs bred by Su Jing, and Lin Shaofeng personally executes it.

"Then what? When you meet a little puppet, take the initiative. Don't scare him into a panic. He can't even fly." Lu Xiaoxiao reminded her. The memory is still fresh, "No matter how big the problem is, first tie the person back and talk about it! If the person is not around, do you want to solve it? Isn't it right?"

"I know!" Lin Shaofeng had already driven the mech away while speaking.

Lu Xiaoxiao watched Lin Shaofeng leave, little puppet, I can only help you so far?

Um?Yu Xiaomiao raised her head as if she had a tacit understanding, and the place where her eyes touched was the fleet that fought in the battle of the Dead Leaf Butterfly Starfield.

At this time, it was the final battle, and the Zerg no longer closed the communication between the flies.

Full-channel information exchange, no receiving terminal, so that even with the help of bee colonies, human beings cannot find the command terminal of the Zerg.

The fleet hasn't opened fire yet, and the Zerg side is a little strange, and I don't know if they should take the initiative to attack.

Yu Xiaomiao also found it strange that this fleet was the first to use a swarm of bees to attack them. Logically speaking, they?

He? Can't help staring.

Just at this moment, a black spot approached rapidly, and it could release some mental power. Yu Xiaomiao was startled, Lin Shaofeng? !Why is he here??

Huan Die also found out: "Why did Lin Shaofeng come? Yu Xiaomiao, you don't have his tracker on you, do you?"

"How is it possible!" Yu Xiaomiao had already learned to use his mental power to counter-reconnaissance? Sun Jun must teach him? Impossible!

Huandie Σ (⊙▽⊙" a: "Then he? How did he find us?"

Yu Xiaomiao→_→: "Maybe it's because of you."

"Are you kidding me?!" Huan Die →_→, "If I am so easy to be discovered by it, am I still Huan Die?"

"Then how did he find out?" Yu Xiaomiao thought, but didn't understand, "It's so evil! This is my carefully designed tactic...wait a minute!"

Yu Xiaomiao suddenly realized: Lin Shaofeng is the master when it comes to playing tactics. He? Yu Xiaomiao counts as a ball in front of others?So the opponent didn't discover either of them at all, but directly calculated it from tactics.

"The game is over!" Yu Xiaomiao remembered something he had heard from Lin Shaofeng before. Lin Shaofeng besieged the Zerg before to catch the magic butterfly. It is said that it was because the magic butterfly was controlled and had no Autonomous thinking needs to be implanted into its body in order for them to restore autonomous thinking.

But how can the Huandie in front of him look like a guy without independent? thinking?no!Gotta stop him?!

Without further ado, Yu Xiaomiao ran to Lin Shaofeng's side. They didn't dare to use the cat form, and the miniature mecha was too slow, so they used the one given to him by Huandie, which belonged to Yu Hui. First.

Also? I haven't manipulated it much, only the start key and the direction key will be used.Yu Xiaomiao didn't care so much anymore? If it's too late? It's really over?,,,!

"Lin, Lin Shaofeng, don't come here?!" Yu Xiaomiao finally found the communication channel, "I know what you are here for? No need, I really don't need you to do this! Go back quickly, this danger, we It can be solved!"

The comm channel was silent.

Yu Xiaomiao Σ（⊙▽⊙” a: Is it the wrong channel?

I don't want to? In the next second, their mecha was captured by Lin Shaofeng, shutting down—taking people out of the cockpit—throwing them into his own cockpit, and the action was done in one go.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't even have time to react, and she was right in front of Lin Shaofeng.

I go!Yu Xiaomiao Σ（⊙▽⊙”a

"Yu Xiaomiao, no one has ever told you: Do you have to speak completely?" Lin Shaofeng frowned.

Yu Xiaomiao: "?" I didn't finish my sentence just now?Did I say complete?.

Lin Shaofeng played what Xiao Miao said just now? Again, the communication channel of the mecha has a recording function, so it can be played back as it is.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Without combining reality, these words sound like: I will fight the danger alone, in exchange for your chance of life!But in fact it is: Damn you? Don’t make trouble? Huandie is fine!

I seem to be wrong... Yu Xiaomiao scratched her head and looked at Lin Shaofeng, Lin Shaofeng had an angry and funny expression.

What's the meaning?? !Don't you think I'm a Zerg who took Yu Shaoze's shell?Don't you want to? Get me out?How did it become like this now??

Yu Xiaomiao think? I don't understand.

Lin Shaofeng didn't give him a chance to think about it, so he suddenly changed the subject and said sharply, "What's the matter with this mecha?"

Yu Xiaomiao was frightened, so she told the truth without having time to think about her words: "Huantie gave it to me, saying it was left by Yu Hui as a souvenir."

"Why did Yu Hui leave the mecha to Huandie?" Lin Shaofeng sped up his speech.

"The two of them have stayed together for so many years." Yu Xiaomiao said, and under Lin Shaofeng's staring eyes, he shook everything about the incident on the mine star, and said, "I didn't kill Yu Hui." , I didn't understand the situation, they just disappeared, leaving me with such a big fat worm, my hair exploded at that time."

Yu Xiaomiao gestured at the size of Huandie Fatty's worm, and now thinking about it, it can still explode.

Lin Shaofeng was surprised. It turned out that Yu Xiaomiao and Yu Hui had met so early. What he thought could not be done so early had been completed!

"Yu Xiaomiao, you are really my variable." Lin Shaofeng said in a low voice.

"What?" Yu Xiaomiao didn't hear clearly.

Lin Shaofeng asked: "Hiding behind Huandie? What? What?"

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Sure enough, you can't play tactics in front of Lin Shaofeng, he? What? Knows o(╥﹏╥)o

Yu Xiaomiao told the truth obediently: "It is said that it can destroy many starships in one go. What exactly is it? I don't know why."

Lin Shaofeng had an expression of "You really haven't read the book".

Yu Xiaomiao feels that his IQ has been insulted? Is it okay for me to graduate from 968? →_→ I don’t know the reason, but if I know how to use it, that’s fine. He pointed to the place where Huandie is: “That’s the limit, if When we get there, even the mechs can't escape."

not good!Lin Shaofeng's face darkened. He already understood what kind of celestial body was behind Huan Die. It was a neutron star, whose density could destroy all matter in the universe.

Most neutron stars are moving, this one is stopped, but stopping is more harmful than moving!

"Let Huandie evacuate immediately." Lin Shaofeng said.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand: "Why? Why?" It's half the battle.

"Yu Xiaomiao." Lin Shaofeng pointed to the two sides fighting outside the cabin, and said in a voice that Yu Xiaomiao had never heard before: "The end of the war is not to let more creatures die, but to let them live. Death It will only bring hatred, and only survival and symbiosis can bring peace."

While speaking, Lin Shaofeng looked at Yu Xiaomiao with a gentleness that he had never felt before.

Yu Xiaomiao was stunned, and thought: I am Yu Xiaomiao, not Yu Shaoze, and you look at me with the same eyes that look at Faxiao?

They avoided staring at each other and murmured a few words: If you really look at me, that's fine, those eyes really make people fall.

Lin Shaofeng's eyes darkened? Dark.

The atmosphere was stagnant for a while.

Suddenly, Huan Die's voice sounded: "You kiss me and I kiss you? Are you done? My old lady can't stand it anymore?"

Kiss me my head!Yu Xiaomiao despises→＿→: "Girls, speak civilized."

"Wen? Can't wake up!" Huan Die's voice changed, "That thing suddenly moved?!!!"

"What? Did it move? How could it move? Didn't you say it hasn't moved for thousands of years?" Yu Xiaomiao asked hurriedly.

Huan Die wanted to cry but had no tears: "Me, me too? I don't know how it moves."

So what to do?Yu Xiaomiao had no idea, since the thing moved, they couldn't let Huandie stay there all the time, it was terrible.But if the butterfly moved, the battle situation would be completely chaotic.

"Huan Die, how long can you hold on?" Lin Shaofeng said.

Huandie: "At most half an hour."

"Enough!" Lin Shaofeng told Yu Xiaomiao, "You stay in the mecha? Evacuate with Huandie, and Shisi will assist you in driving."

Then it transformed into a cat form, and the black Qiongqi appeared impressively, with its wings spread out, protecting Yu Xiaomiao's mecha: "I am Lin Shaofeng, all humans and Zerg evacuate immediately, and the neutron star will arrive here in half an hour. Repeat again, All humans and Zerg evacuate immediately, and the neutron star will arrive here in half an hour."

"Lin Shaofeng? He? Why is he here?"

"The neutron star arrived here in half an hour? Really? False?"

"Don't believe Lin Shaofeng! He? He's still a wanted criminal of the alliance, what he said is unacceptable!"

"He? Let humans and the Zerg evacuate together! We and the Zerg are old enemies, so why? Help the Zerg?"

"Retreat!" The Monster Moth King had already received Huandie's order, and decisively ran out one after another with the Zerg that could run.

"The Zerg really withdrew? Did they actually listen to Lin Shaofeng?"

"Didn't the arrest warrant say Lin Shaofeng colluded with the Zerg? Would the Zerg listen to him? It's not impossible."

"Thousands of years of war have been endless disasters for both humans and Zerg. Why don't we seek an opportunity to release goodwill to each other and coexist peacefully in this universe." Lin Shaofeng continued .

"It's so easy to say, how can it be so simple? Even if we don't have to fight the Zerg, wouldn't the Zerg not fight us?"

"This... Zerg is gone now? They didn't hit us."

"Not now? What about in the future?"

"In the future? Don't fight, we can do what we say!" Huandie suddenly said.

"Cut! Who believes you?"

"That... I believe it, I want to believe it, I don't want to go to war anymore."

"Me too, every time we fight, let us charge, and they hide behind. My comrades in arms died one after another, and they took military achievements one after another."

"We were at the front, burning like firewood, and they never cared about us, they only cared about their power."

"What's so scary about bugs? They're scarier than bugs."

"It's wrong, you guys! Come and arrest them!"

Lin Shaofeng's eyes suddenly moved? At the same time, all the high-level cat clans in the same camp as him in this star field all activated the β917 particles.

"Ah! What is this thing? You are clearly a cat, why do you grow insect tentacles."

"Monster! They? They are all? Monsters!"

"The reason why the war cannot end is because of their existence!" Lin Shaofeng said at the right time: "Catch them and end this war."

The Eighth Fleet suddenly appeared, and a part of the Seventh Fleet, which was charged before, also turned its guns around.

"Don't listen to Lin Shaofeng, he? He's a wanted criminal of the Alliance!" The monsters shouted, but their monsters made their words unconvincing.

"If you don't listen to Major General Lin, should you listen to me?"

"Catch them, we're going to end the war!"

"Yes? We want peace!"

Monster: "Are you tired of living?!"

The huge fusion body of the cat race and the Zerg clan suddenly appeared. Like the cat form, they can also transform. With the help of the power of the Zerg race, they can transform for a longer time and have stronger persistence.

"It's terrible?!" The soldiers couldn't help trembling.

Lin Shaofeng's voice sounded again: "Don't be afraid! The more the enemy bares their fangs at you, the more it means that they are at the end of their way, and they can only defeat you with a method that makes you fearful! Fearless soldiers, follow me to defeat them! wipe out!"

After the words fell, Qiongqi joined the battlefield. At the same time, Lu Wu, Nian? Beast, Baihu, and Tianlu appeared together to join the battlefield.Lu Wu is Lu Xiaoxiao, Nian? Beast is Nian? Duoduo, Baihu is Baiyan, and Yunluo is Tianlu.

While being shaken by the figures of the four giant beasts, humans reacted and joined the battlefield one after another. Even the phantom butterflies seized the opportunity, right? The monster moth king said: "Come back and help! Catch those cats with tentacles on their heads!"

Since the peaceful development of humans and insects is to be realized, the Zerg cannot stand idly by at such a critical time!

"It's only half an hour, quick battle!" Lin Shaofeng said on the communication channel.

Lu Xiaoxiao smiled: "Understood, you can just focus on your little puppet!"

"Huh?" Yu Xiaomiao was still immersed in the mad admiration for Lin Shaofeng for a second, just chatting like this for a few seconds, the situation of the battle will be reversed.Lin Shaofeng too? Too capable? Right!

It's over? Did you hear? Lu Xiaoxiao's words, how did this aunt get on? The battlefield is still so unruly, what do you mean by focusing on a little puppet!On the battlefield, the battle situation is changing rapidly, and it will be troublesome to focus on me.

Just as they were about to retort, they saw the main guns of a fleet suddenly fired, and the muzzles were pointed at Lin Shaofeng, but Lin Shaofeng didn't notice it.

Yu Xiaomiao became anxious immediately, and she didn't think too much about it, but she transformed into a cat form and chased after her.

"Be careful!" While Yu Xiaomiao was speaking, he used the big cow skill at the bottom of the box that Yunluo taught them, which can instantly transport the opponent.

Lin Shaofeng was caught off guard: "Fool, that's Yun...Jing!" Before he could say Jing, he suddenly found the direction that intersected with the particle gun of the flagship of the Third Fleet? husband's flagship.

A veteran who has experienced many battles, here? Such a chaotic situation can be stabilized, really amazing!It's a pity that he? Has become a fusion of humans and insects. If he is a normal human being, he? Should enjoy the glory of returning home with meritorious service.

The two particle cannons fired at the same time, and everything within the range of fire was swallowed by it. At the same time, Huandie screamed: "What's going on, it accelerated?!"

"Huan Die, remove the disguise and leave quickly." Lin Shaofeng.

Huandie: "Can't go? I was captured by it?"

Yu Xiaomiao: "I'll help it." Lin Shaofeng wanted to direct the scene, so he couldn't get away, and he couldn't just watch Huandie die.

"I'll go." Lin Shaofeng called the mecha controlled by Shi Si to his side, and stuffed Yu Xiaomiao into it, "Here? Wait."

"No!" Yu Xiaomiao refused, "I can wait here, but you need a mecha." He? No matter how ignorant the knowledge of the universe, he knew that if Lin Shaofeng used Qiongqi's form to save Huandie at this time, he would be captured by a neutron star .

Stupid puppet, mechas of this size will not be captured, so we need to use other methods!Lin Shaofeng smiled: "No need, trust me."

Hey, it's already this time, don't smile so softly, and...!I don't believe it, my intuition tells me that I can't believe you!Yu Xiaomiao's refusal was too late to take action, and Lin Shaofeng had already locked the mecha.

Depend on!I don't want to watch this kind of drama where I sacrifice my life to save someone!There is only one life, and it is so precious, everyone? Don't talk about death lightly!You bastard, Lin Shaofeng!

Yu Xiaomiao knocked on the bulkhead of the mecha, and a cold mechanical voice sounded: "I'm about to speed up, the countdown is ten seconds!"

asshole!I knew it!

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Lin Shaofeng!You, too, and Huandie, too!Anyone? No!Can!by!Something went wrong!

Yu Xiaomiao turned into a cat again and rushed towards the direction where Lin Shaofeng disappeared. At the same time, the particle cannon behind him roared again...