I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

"Boom, boom, boom, boom..."

The alarm goes off.

When Yu Xiaomiao woke up, she was very tired, as if she had had a very long dream.

I can't remember the content of the dream.

Outside the window, it was still dark.

The winter solstice is approaching, the nights are long and cold.

Yu Xiaomiao hates the winter in the south of the Yangtze River the most. It's wet and cold, and it gets into your bones. It's very uncomfortable.

He wanted to wait a while longer, but he was surprisingly hungry.

I had no choice but to rely on my body to be upright, finish dressing at the speed of light, get out of bed, boil water, and wash.

After applying hot water to the face, he finally came back to life, and opened the refrigerator to see what ingredients were left.

I don't want to... there is nothing left, not a single egg and ham sausage left.

Yu Xiaomiao wondered, what happened to him last night?How to eat so clean?I don’t know if it’s cold, it takes a lot of courage to go down to buy breakfast in the morning?

"Cuckoo..." The stomach rumbled again.

Yu Xiaomiao had no choice but to accept her fate, put on a down jacket and a scarf, and went down to buy breakfast.

The world downstairs is very lively. Even though the weather is cold and the nights are long, the people rushing to the morning market? They have already gone out.

The area where Yu Xiaomiao lives is next to an old street, and there are many poultry, vegetable and aquatic products shops. Because the rent is cheap and the vegetable prices are much cheaper than the market, many people come here to buy them.

Bustling with people, all kinds of cries are endless, spoken by the Jiangnan dialect? It has a special flavor.

Yu Xiaomiao suddenly felt for no reason? It seemed that he hadn't felt this kind of fireworks in the world for a long time.

He wondered, didn't he just pass by here yesterday?How rusty?

A gust of cold wind blew, he shivered, and hurried to the breakfast shop he usually went to.

The owner of the breakfast shop sells deep-fried dough sticks, and set up a stove to fry them on the street.

Before I got close, I felt a burst of hot air, with the smell of oil. The old men and old ladies lined up holding a bamboo stick.

They don't like to use food bags. They think that the fried dough sticks are hot, and the food bags will melt when they are filled, and the toxic substances on the bags will stick to the fried dough sticks.Bamboo sticks are good, I took them home as soon as I skewered them.

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly paid and waited in line. After receiving the fried dough sticks, she went to the next door, which sold rice balls and scallion buns.Both of these must be wrapped with deep-fried dough sticks. The deep-fried dough sticks are not tasty after a night, and they are too tough. You have to use freshly baked fried dough sticks, which are fragrant and crispy.

Yu Xiaomiao asked for stewed scallion buns, then went back to the fried dough sticks shop to order a cup of salty soy milk, and walked home while eating.

Don't say it? It tastes really good!Yu Xiaomiao felt like he hadn't tasted this kind of hometown flavor for a long time, and his whole body came alive.

As he turned the corner, he saw a cat.

It was a black long-haired cat with beautiful, silky and silky hair. It squatted on the roof of the car, watching people coming and going, with a sense of domineering in its eyes.

Even someone like Yu Xiaomiao who doesn't really like cats can't help but stop.

So pretty!

It's such a cold day, why are you outside? Squatting?The hair doesn't look like a stray cat. Where's his owner?

Yu Xiaomiao looked around, seeing people coming and going, but no one paid attention to it.

This is strange.Yu Xiaomiao thought about it, but in the next second, the black cat came to him, stood on the roof of the car, and sniffed the onion bun in his hand.

Yu Xiaomiao was stunned: "..." Do cats eat scallion buns too?

Just as he was staring blankly, the black cat opened its mouth to lick unceremoniously. Cats don't bite like humans, they hook with their tongues.

"Hey..." Yu Xiaomiao wanted to protest, this is his breakfast.

But the black cat looked up with a "what? No way?" expression.

Yu Xiaomiao immediately surrendered: "Okay, you can eat!" I will buy it again!

The moment he turned around, the black cat meowed and jumped into his arms.

Yu Xiaomiao caught the black cat in a hurry, and the salty soy milk almost spilled: "What are you doing? You just rushed over like this, what if the soy milk spilled? It's hot! I'm fine with my clothes on, but what if you burn everything in it? ?”

Yu Xiaomiao frowned and taught the black cat a lesson, but when it was over, he found that the black cat was in his arms once, and had no intention of leaving.

Yu Xiaomiaomo: "..." Is he being cheated on?

No no no!Although Yu Xiaomiao doesn't understand cats, he has a buddy who likes cats very much. That guy likes to post some cat videos, and Yu Xiaomiao knows the general idea.

It seems that long-haired cats are quite famous? Expensive, and the black ones are more famous? Expensive, but the black eyes are still extremely rare golden ones, which are estimated to be sky-high prices!

If this kind of cat runs outside, its owner must be in a panic, and if he brings it home again, it will be impossible to find it!

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly put the black cat on the ground: "You are a cat with an owner, you should obediently wait for your owner, do you understand?"

The black cat raised its head and stared at Xiaomiao, with contempt in its eyes: idiot!

Yu Xiaomiao = mouth =!What are you doing?I just put you back on the ground, why do you despise me?

He couldn't figure it out, and he wasn't going to think about it anymore. It was a cold day, and he didn't want to go outside to have a wind, so he turned around and walked home.

Unexpectedly, the black cat followed him all the way, turned out of the alley, crossed the road, passed the gate of the community, and went all the way to the downstairs where Yu Xiaomiao lived.

"I said?." Yu Xiaomiao was about to swipe the door card, "Can't you understand human speech? Didn't I tell you? You have a master, you should go to your master."

The black cat ignored it, stared at Yu Xiaomiao, and walked a few steps forward.

As if there was no sign of a person, Yu Xiaomiao subconsciously pushed forward.

"Ding! The card was swiped successfully." The door opened, and the black cat swished and entered.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Has this cat become a sperm?

"Hello, brother." Yu Xiaomiao had no choice but to call his buddy.

The buddy answered in seconds: "Yo, Yu Xiaomiao, you called me so early? What are you doing?"

"Why do you wake up so early?" Yu Xiaomiao was curious. His best friend is a dead house, but the kind who never sleeps at 12 o'clock.

"Don't mention it, my cat presses on my chest at six o'clock, calling me up to dig out the cat litter and feed it. With it, I don't have time to sleep in." Si got up annoyed because of getting up early, "I don't need a hot water bottle, it just crawled into my bed and covered my feet! It called me just now, come here, my dear baby."

Yu Xiaomiao despised: "You don't raise a cat, you raise a debt-collecting son."

"Wrong!" The best friend corrected, "It's a daughter, our family is a little princess!"

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Fuck you!

"Speaking of it, why are you looking for me so early?" asked the buddy.

Yu Xiaomiao quickly got down to business: "I picked up a cat." He explained the process to his best friend.

The buddy is in a hurry? Yu Xiaomiao video chat: "Show me, what breed."

Yu Xiaomiao connected the video and pointed the camera at the black cat. The black cat who was curious about his house just now turned his head and scanned the video.

"I'm going!!!" The buddy screamed, "This product is better than that super handsome and super sassy famous cat on WB. Let me show you the picture."

The buddy turned off the video and then dropped a picture. It was also a black long-haired cat, lying on its stomach like an emperor looking down on the world.

Yu Xiaomiao compared the picture with the one in front of him, let alone? Except for the color of the eyes, everything else is similar, especially the eyes... Wait!

Why did I see a trace of murderous intent in the eyes of the black cat, as if to say: I am not enough, how dare you look at other cats?No!Yu Xiaomiao was surprised.

I was busy typing and asked my best friend: This is not his illusion!

"It's definitely not your illusion, it's like this. In the eyes of the cat owner, you are an ordinary person. I favor you is your supreme glory. How dare you look at other cats?" The best friend interpreted.

Yu Xiaomiaomo: "..." Are you sick? Don't you know?

"This cat's hair is so smooth, there must be an owner. It is estimated that its owner must be crazy. In this way, let me help you ask in the local cat group? Ask? Does anyone know this cat? You And don't throw this cat out, just keep it at home temporarily, it's cold, the cat is afraid of the cold, it will go under the hood, it's dangerous." The buddy sent a voice over.

After hearing this, Yu Xiaomiao wondered: "It's covered in fur all over, how can it be afraid of the cold?"

"The ancestors of cats are tropical animals, so of course they are cold. Not huskies or sled dogs, they just like the cold." The best friend despised Xiao Miao's shallow knowledge, and directly started a video call?.

Well, Yu Xiaomiao admitted it, he really didn't understand.

"Also, you'd better prepare some cat supplies, especially the cat litter box, which is used for going to the toilet. I have cat litter here, so it's okay to give you a pack? You can buy the litter box yourself, cat The master won't use other cats..." Before the best friend finished speaking, there was a sound of flushing water in the toilet of Xiao Miao's house, and then the black cat came out of it.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." No? Tell me this cat can use a flush toilet?

"I'll go, Yu Xiaomiao, you earned it. This cat can actually use the toilet? Do you know how difficult it is to teach a cat to use the toilet? Their ancestors lived on the African savannah, at the bottom of the food chain, in order to prevent being eaten by other carnivores." I found that they were born with the information written in their genes: they want to bury their excrement and urine. So cats are only willing to use cat litter, and rarely use toilets, let alone know how to flush water.” The best friends envy The saliva overflowed the screen, "Why? Why can't I find such a cat?"

Yu Xiaomiao couldn't stand it anymore: "You want it? I'll send it to you."

"No, no, no." The buddy shook his head, "My daughter isn't married yet, so it's cheaper to come here!"

Yu Xiaomiao was surprised: "How do you know it's a male cat?"

"Intuition!" The buddy was satisfied, "If you don't believe me, you can look up its tail."

Yu Xiaomiao said "oh", and subconsciously wanted to do it, but it turned out...

The black cat was sitting on the sofa, its eyes were slightly raised, and it glanced at Xiaomiao lightly.With just such a casual glance, Yu Xiaomiao seemed to see thousands of murderous looks: Dare to try?

"..." Yu Xiaomiao looked at his buddy, "It kills me!"

"Really? Let me see!" the best friend said excitedly?.

Yu Xiaomiao→_→: Are you a masochist?

"Okay, don't tell you more? My daughter is jealous. I'll send you a list, and you can buy it accordingly. The pet store near your home belongs to our group. I'll ask the boss to prepare something for you. You don’t need to buy internal and external insecticides, paper for wiping tear stains, and ears. I have them. You can come and get them some time. The key food is prepared for it. Now I don’t know what cat food it eats, so don’t? I bought cat food, you just prepare some chicken breast, boil it in water, don't add any seasoning, let it cool down and feed it to him. What if you don't want to eat it?..."

Yu Xiaomiao accepted her fate and went out to sell supplies for the black cat.

The black cat watched Yu Xiaomiao leave, and then the hairy body suddenly grew bigger, and finally turned into a humanoid.

It's Lin Shaofeng!

He looked around the house, then out the window.

Human Earth period?

Earth calendar...?Lin Shaofeng looked for it, and saw a calendar that could have been torn apart at the entrance. The red, green and green ones were actually the yellow calendars that can only be seen in history museums.

The above? records the date: December 2021, 12, Saturday.

It will come to the past?

Lin Shaofeng still retains the memory before the crossing: the neutron star behind Huandie suddenly accelerates, and Huandie has been captured by the neutron star.He asked Yu Xiaomiao to drive the mech away first, and went to rescue Huandie himself.But Yu Xiaomiao turned back. Behind him, the particle cannon of the flagship of the Third Fleet roared...

Silly Muppet!Let you believe me, why don't you believe me?With Yun Jing in the Third Fleet, his particle cannon roared again, and he must have found a countermeasure.

Well now, time travel.

Speaking of time travel, Lin Shaofeng thought of the person who had just left, also called Yu Xiaomiao?

Is it a coincidence?Won't!

Even though she doesn't look alike at all, Lin Shaofeng can still tell from the behavior, manners and language style that this is Yu Xiaomiao.

Space-time travel needs to connect two fulcrums in the front and back? time periods.

So? Yu Xiaomiao has also traveled through time, the one in front of him is the real Yu Xiaomiao, and what he sees in his world is Yu Xiaomiao wearing Yu Shaoze's shell.

This explains Yu Xiaomiao's strange behavior before.

Can you also explain the dream he had about Yu Shaoze when he left Mine Star, in which Shaoze said goodbye to him and said: I am very happy that my brother has met new friends, and he is about to leave.

It turned out that all the answers had been told to him long ago, and he was the one who didn't comprehend.

Lin Shaofeng sighed, and looked at Xiao Miao's residence.

It is a loft apartment of about 50 square meters, two floors high, the downstairs is the dining room, kitchen, and bathroom, and the upstairs is the bedroom and cloakroom.

It was cleaned up cleanly, and there was no trace of debris left outside.

Just like Yu Xiaomiao's habit in the interstellar era, he likes to put all kinds of items in various lockers to make the room very tidy.

Lin Shaofeng looked at the first floor for a while, then went up to the second floor.

The same is true for the second floor. The quilts are laid flat and the pillows and pillows are neatly stacked.

Lin Shaofeng walked into the cloakroom and opened the door of the fan-style cabinet.

"Huh?" He frowned.

At the same time, there was the sound of the door opening downstairs, and Lin Shaofeng immediately changed back into a cat shape.

Yu Xiaomiao walked into the house stepping on the cold air, shaking uncontrollably, why is it so cold today?It is said that he has survived the winter in the south of the Yangtze River for more than 20 years, and it is time to get used to it.

Could it really be La Niña, making it so cold today?

He guessed wildly, and he also thought about the cat, but there was nowhere to be seen, so he could only call: "Meow?"

Lin Shaofeng jumped down from the second floor and landed lightly.

Yu Xiaomiao was startled, and when she saw that Lin Shaofeng hadn't fallen, she laughed and boasted, "Little cat, how are you? You're amazing!"

Heh, you still treat me like a little black cat?Lin Shaofeng thought to himself, found the sofa and jumped on his stomach.

Yu Xiaomiao took out all the things she bought in the same way.

He still bought the cat litter box, fortunately it was not expensive, and it came with a pack of 6L cat litter, a total of 40 yuan; cat food, the owner of the pet shop helped him analyze it, and suggested that he feed chicken breast meat first, if it is true I don't like to eat, so I will buy canned food again.After all, there are many varieties of canned food, and different cats have different stomachs, so it is not good if they are not used to it.

Yu Xiaomiao accepted his suggestion and encountered a little trouble when paying the money. He also knew why Alipay couldn't even pay with the bank card, prompting that the card number did not exist.

His card had just been paid and couldn't? Could? Not exist.But I couldn't even try a few times, and finally I checked WeChat, and there was still some money in my wallet, two to three hundred, accumulated from the previous red envelope grabbing.

So I paid the money smoothly, went to the market, bought some chicken breasts for the cat, bought meat, eggs, vegetables and so on for myself, and even finished a catty of noodles.

It was really too cold this day, and he missed hot food, especially hot noodle soup.Use these ingredients to cook a bowl by yourself, drink the hot soup, and you will come back to life.

So, while boiling the pot, he was cutting the ingredients, and quickly put the food on the table.

The chicken breast was neatly torn by Yu Xiaomiao and placed on a dish. He wanted to put the food on the ground, but when he was looking for a place, he saw the black cat.

The black cat has an expression of "do not want to eat on the ground".

Yu Xiaomiao thought about it, anyway, her dining table is not small, let's serve it!

So he put the dish on the table and greeted with a smile, "Come on, dinner is ready."

Lin Shaofeng jumped to the table and tasted the chicken breast, but there was no smell at all, and the puppet's cooking skills have regressed?

"I'll eat it too!" Yu Xiaomiao took a seat with soup noodles, noodles with shredded pork and vegetables, and fried two poached eggs. The soup was fresh, full of ingredients, and still hot.

Yu Xiaomiao was very satisfied.

Unexpectedly, the black cat also came over, sniffing the soup and opening its mouth.

"Hey!" Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly stopped her, and her buddy said, "Oh, this kind of expensive cat can't eat human food." He pointed to the chicken breast and said, "You can't eat noodles, you have to eat it." ? Eat that."

That stuff has no taste at all!Lin Shaofeng disliked it and was not moved by it.

No!If he doesn’t eat chicken breast, he has to buy canned food. High-end canned food is extremely expensive. He doesn’t have enough money on WeChat, so he has to go to the bank to activate his bank card.

Today is Saturday, I don't know if the bank will handle this kind of business.

Yu Xiaomiao was in a dilemma, and saw the eyes of the black cat, full of eyes: "Stupid human beings, if you don't give me food, I will destroy your nine clans"!

Doesn't the Nine Clans have the heart to disobey the cat emperor? He doesn't either.

So Xiaoxiao filled some noodle soup and brought it to the black cat: "A little bit, just a little bit."

Lin Shaofeng got the noodle soup as he wished, satisfied!The little puppet's cooking skills are as good as ever~~ Lin Shaofeng couldn't help meowing a few times.

Yu Xiaomiao, who was still frightened just now, felt his heart melt when he heard these meows. Let's drink!I'll go back to the whole fish and make fish soup for you. Is it okay for cats to eat fish? No problem!

Just one day passed. Before going to bed, Yu Xiaomiao looked at the calendar. Tomorrow is the 19th, and next Tuesday is the winter solstice.

According to his tradition, the winter solstice is to worship the ancestors. The working days are inconvenient, and most of them are brought forward or delayed. Even if the day is just right tomorrow, his grandparents should be able to worship the ancestors, so he has to go back to his hometown.

His hometown is a little far away from the city where he lives, so Yu Xiaomiao stopped staying up late and went to bed early after taking a few bus rides.

It was still very strange, it was too cold, and he could not feel warm after lying on the bed for a long time, so he could only get out of bed and look for an electric hot water bottle, heat it up and put it under the quilt to feel better.

Why is it so cold?Yu Xiaomiao thought about it in a daze, and fell asleep.

Lin Shaofeng turned into a human form, glanced at the locker to the west of the locker, took off his clothes, lifted the quilt and lay down together.

Yu Xiaomiao was abnormally cold, almost without the body temperature that a human being should have.

Lin Shaofeng hugged him tightly.

I didn't look closely during the day, but I only knew that Yu Xiaomiao's appearance was not as stunning as Yu Shaoze's. At this time, the night was already quiet, and if I looked closely, although the facial features were not stunning, they looked quite comfortable and handsome.

Since acquiescing to the theory of time travel, and recalling the scenes of getting along with each other in the past, Lin Shaofeng felt that Yu Xiaomiao should be like this.

Good people, good heart, very comfortable feeling!

As he thought, he hugged him even tighter.

Perhaps Lin Shaofeng's embrace was really warm, and Yu Xiaomiao, who was sleeping deeply, felt something, obediently slipped into his arms, and even stretched out his arms to hug her back.

Even though his hand was still cold? Terrible, Lin Shaofeng held Xiao Miao's hand in his hand and stroked it.

Kneading more should help? Warm it up!

After a good night's sleep, Yu Xiaomiao slept very contentedly.

Lazily woke up, opened his eyes while stretching, and met the eyes of the black cat: bastard, stupid human being, it's me!

"Huh?" Yu Xiaomiao got out of bed in a hurry, how could the cat be on his bed?Also, still in his bed.

He has a bad habit of sleeping, he only likes to wear a pair of underpants, isn't it the cat who has seen him?Oh no, bah bah bah!What does it matter if the cat sees it?It's a cat, not a human!Hairless guy, what? Maybe it still dislikes it!

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly wrapped herself back under the blanket.

Lin Shaofeng: "..." Stupid.

He jumped out of bed without looking back, and went downstairs to lie on his stomach on the sofa.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Why do you feel that the black cat is mocking him for being stupid?Hey, whoever wakes up and finds something else on the bed will be like this, okay?

Oh no, what's the fuss about having an extra cat, he's really stupid!

Yu Xiaomiao lowered her head and began to dress.

It's really evil, the bed is so warm and comfortable, and it's too cold to wear clothes? If you want to die, go to have breakfast, he remembers? There should be rice cakes at home, the special rice cakes in his grandmother's hometown, very Q and soft, It's super cool to eat this season.

So I went downstairs and looked through the cabinets in the kitchen.

"Strange? I obviously put it here?" Yu Xiaomiao couldn't find it everywhere. Not only did he not find rice cakes, but he also found that there were a lot less seasonings in the house, especially soy sauce chicken essence, which is particularly perishable.

Did I eat? So fast?Yu Xiaomiao was puzzled.

Forget it, don't think about it, drink a cup of hot water to warm up, then? Go downstairs to eat, and go out directly after eating.

Lin Shaofeng immediately followed Yu Xiaomiao to the porch.

"Little guy, I'm going to the countryside and I'll be back in half a day, so you stay at home. Okay?" Yu Xiaomiao said.

Of course not!Lin Shaofeng refused with a straight face, and looked up at the other party: Do you dare to leave me at home and try?

Yu Xiaomiao Σ（⊙▽⊙”a

take you out?What if I lose it?My buddy has already asked about it in the group. If the owner finds it, I can't get it out, so I think I won't give it because of his cat.No no no!

you sure?Lin Shaofeng stared at Xiaomiao.

Yu Xiaomiao (╥﹏╥) o Okay!

He had no choice but to ask his buddy again: "Why do you take a cat out?"

"It's simple, use a cat bag." The best friend took a bunch of pictures, all kinds of cat bags, shoulder, hand, warm, and fully transparent.

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly went to the pet store to buy it, but the boss also went to celebrate the winter solstice, and asked for a day off today!

"If you don't come to pick it up at home, it's okay to borrow it for your use temporarily; or? I lend you a leash, and you drag it." The buddy suggested.

No matter which one is not friendly to Miao Miao, because his best friend's house is half a city away from his home, and the direction is completely opposite to his hometown. If you go to get it, it will take a long time.

While hesitating, the black cat suddenly jumped onto his arm, opened his down jacket, and burrowed inside.

Yu Xiaomiao: "..." Are you going to go home with me like this?

Lin Shaofeng: "Meow?" Otherwise?