Studying medicine can't save President Ji

The pregnant woman effect applies to humans, and Guan Shanyue is a human being, so the pregnant woman effect applies to Guan Shanyue.

If you are pregnant, you will notice that there are more pregnant women on the street; if you drive a BMW, you will notice that there are more BMWs on the street; if you are gay, you will notice that there are more gays in the class!

She frantically reasoned the syllogisms and came to the conclusion: Guan Shanyue is gay, that's why she noticed that there are more gays in the class!

She felt that her reasoning had solid evidence and no loopholes, and she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the major premise.

Ruan Qiuchi saw her suddenly raised her head and stared blankly at the front, her expression changed again and again, what's going on with this guy?There is a secret not to tell her!

She has no silver 300 taels here and erected a Chinese document to block herself, and asked her in a low voice, "Hey! What's wrong with you!"

Guan Shanyue looked at her with empty eyes, "I'm fine."

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's okay!

Guan Shanyue only felt that Guan Canghai's gift was not ready yet, but it added another worry.

Ruan Qiuchi wanted to ask something else, but when the Chinese teacher Jiang Huan stopped speaking, she instinctively felt that the teacher had noticed that she was talking, so she put down the book very quickly, pretending to be listening to the class seriously, but actually scratched her heart and wanted to know the answer. What happened to Shanyue.

Finally, when the get out of class was over, Jiang Huan never delayed the class, and she would leave as soon as the bell rang. Ruan Qiuchi hurriedly turned around and asked, "Did you..."

What about people? !

Guan Shanyue disappeared in a flash, she didn't see her so fast when she was running eight hundred!Ruan Qiuchi chased her out, could it be that her sister attacked her?

Or did she see her intentions?

Qi Ling'er, who was about to go out at the back, saw that both of them were about to run away, and asked, "Why are you going?"

Ruan Qiuchi said casually without looking back, "Go to the bathroom!"

But that's the men's toilet over there...

Ruan Qiuchi saw her running downstairs against the crowd, she stopped and looked down from the corridor, and found that Guan Shanyue was heading towards the lotus pond.

She widened her eyes, Guan Shanyue didn't want it? ?

She pushed aside the crowded crowd in the corridor and headed over there.

Guan Shanyue came to the small pavilion in the lotus pond a little disturbed, the lotus in summer bloomed just right, the green lotus leaves were crowded together, and the white lotus flowers came out of their heads, and the wind blowing across the water, that The pink tip swayed, the fragrance of the flowers dispelled some of the boredom in her heart, and she calmed down a little.

Suddenly, she heard the sound of running, Ruan Qiuchi hugged her and dragged her back, "Heaven, earth, life is the biggest!"

Guan Shanyue was startled by her and struggled, "Wow! What are you doing?"

"You're still young!" Ruan Qiu didn't let go.

Guan Shanyue was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled, and forgot to break free from her restraints, "I didn't intend to jump off!"

Ruan Qiuchi asked breathlessly, "Then what are you doing here?"

"I'm just a little irritable, so I just come here to blow some air!"

"What's the wind blowing on a hot day?" She let go of her hand, leaned on the porch stool in the small pavilion to breathe, her heart ached, "What's bothering you?"

How could Guan Shanyue say "I found out that I am also the one", faltering, and suddenly thought of an excuse, she said, "Well... because it is Guan Canghai's birthday in a few days, I haven't thought of buying it yet. what gift."

The class break is very short, and the preparatory bell has already started to ring.Ruan Qiuchi smiled, stood up and said, "What's the matter, we'll help you out!"

The two walked shoulder to shoulder and walked towards the classroom, Guan Shanyue said, "Can you help me with this?"

She said with confidence, "I guarantee that your sister will be moved to tears when she receives it."

"Not flowers with lights and some chocolate stuffed with confetti?"

"I'm not the treasure shopkeeper!"

The lotus pond rippled little by little.

Ruan Qiuchi called Qi Ling'er Cheng Zi and the others to give her advice, "It's her sister's birthday in two days, and I'm worried about what gift to buy."

"How old is your sister?" Qi Ling'er asked starting from age.

"25 is old."

Cheng Zi said, "How about a gift of lipstick! Women like it, anyway, you can never go wrong with lipstick."

She thought about it, Guan Canghai usually wears makeup, she has a cool and elegant appearance, often wearing a suit or a shirt, when she looks at her, she seems to be staring at her and wants to ignore it casually, which is very interesting. Sense of distance.

When she is at home, she usually puts down her long hair, takes off her jacket to reveal the short-sleeved shirt inside, and wears a small and delicate watch on her wrist.The light make-up just made her look more extraordinary, the red dots on her thin lips made her more radiant, her eyes were a little raised, and when she smiled, there was some... um... tenderness?

Thinking of this, her face suddenly flushed, her palms felt a little hot, she coughed lightly and said, "Yes, you can consider it."

Ruan Qiuchi said, "Let's have something new, how about the Xiaobawang Famicom? Don't the post-90s like to look back on their childhood?"

Guan Shanyue smiled, she really likes to look back on her childhood, "It can be considered."

"How about jewelry? Customized sisters, couples."

"Necklace? Perfume?"

"Watch?" Everyone chatted.

"What does your sister do?"

"Uh..." Guan Shanyue said, "I work in the company."

Qi Ling'er gave way to the person who wanted to pass in the aisle, and said, "How about a shirt! It's for work, and you can have your name embroidered on the cuffs."

"This is not bad!" Ruan Qiuchi agreed.

Cheng Zi nodded again and again, "Indeed, it's beautiful and practical!"

Guan Shanyue also thought it was okay.

Ruan Qiuchi said, "Then decorate the house, tie a balloon or something, and squat in the dark for a surprise."

"Do you have any photos of her from childhood to now? Make a growth album or something," she laughed, "I won't be named Ruan unless your sister is moved and cries!"

"Then you must change your name." She didn't believe that Guan Canghai would cry.

But now the problem is...she has no money.

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When I got home at night, Guan Canghai continued to deal with work on the sofa as usual, but just glanced at her and said, "I'm back."

After Guan Shanyue said "um", she has been hesitantly hovering beside her, she finally felt disturbed, and raised her head to say something.

Guan Shanyue stood aside and smiled hurriedly, "Is sister thirsty? Shall I fill you with water?"

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

She asked me something.

Guan Canghai's eyes became serious, he took back the "no need" that was on his lips, glanced at her lazily and said, "Okay."

Guan Shanyue picked up her water glass, went to the water dispenser, bent down to take the water, under the light blue school uniform trousers were the little girl's slender legs, and her ponytail fell from her side.

She sat back beside Guan Canghai, handed her the water glass and said, "Here, it's lukewarm water."

Guan Canghai picked it up and took a sip slowly, put down the water glass, leaned back on the sofa, and then slowly asked under Guan Shanyue's fiery gaze, "What's the matter?"

She saw her light red lip marks left on the white cup wall, like cut petals, she looked away, looked at her delicate face, and said hesitantly like a married wife who has paid her wages and wants to go out to a party , "Can you...give me some money."

Guan Canghai wanted to laugh when he heard that, this way of asking for money is too clumsy.

"What do you want money for?"

"Buy...buy materials."

"What do you want? "Fifth Three", "Short Questions" or "Examination Questions and Research"? I'll help you buy it."

"Eh? No, no, you give me the money and I go by myself."

Guan Canghai smiled, "You're so busy studying, you'd better read a book, I'll buy it for you when I have time."

"Huh? No, I just wanted to..."

Guan Canghai didn't wait for her to finish, "Wen Zong, right? We'll have one set for each of politics, history, and geology."

"No, no, no! It's too expensive!" No, don't use it here if you have a lot of money!

"It's okay, I have money." The domineering president Guan Canghai said.

Guan Shanyue's face turned pale, she didn't ask for the money, and added so many teaching materials for herself, it was really a steal, and she lost money to her wife and lost her army.

Seeing her expression, Guan Canghai felt more interesting, got up and pretended that he was going to buy it now, and she began to play tricks, pulling her away, "Give it to me!"

Guan Canghai didn't expect that she would grab him, her hand was too warm, like a small heater, once she grabbed her, she wouldn't let go.

She pulled her back again and shouted repeatedly, "Sister! Sister!"

Guan Canghai took advantage of the situation and sat back on the sofa. Guan Shanyue kept teasing her, and leaned against her to arch the road, "Give me some, sister~"

Guan Canghai wanted to laugh a little, but he didn't realize that she was so good at acting like a baby. Those kitten-like eyes were full of requests, and the heat from her body lightly pressed against her arm. She asked, "Then what do you want money for?"

"I...I want to buy something."

"If you don't tell me, I won't give it to you."

"Ah?" She frowned, why is this so, but she wouldn't be surprised if she said it!

She raised her head and wanted to play tricks again, and slammed into Guan Canghai's slightly upturned eyes, with a warm smile, and the two moles were clearly visible on the left and right.

Only then did she realize that she was very close to her, and she hugged her arms with both hands, and the smell of pine trees suddenly covered her, as if she could feel her breathing. where to go.

People sometimes become daring when they are excited, and she got into Guan Canghai's arms in a flash of excitement, wrapped her waist and abdomen and muffled her voice and said, "T-Temporary is a secret! Just give it to me!"

She felt Guan Canghai paused, and thought, anyway, she is a child, she won't think about anything!So he squeezed into her arms even more, and looked at her with his eyes open in her arms, "Please, sister."

The girl's warm and soft body slipped into his arms, and pressed lightly on her lap, Guan Canghai pursed his lips, as if he was being troubled by her, he said in a soft voice, "Okay, how much do you want. "

Guan Shanyue's eyes lit up, "I want six thousand!"

Guan Canghai refused expressionlessly, "No."

She languished, "The six hundred..."

She unlocked her phone and transferred the money to her, "It's transferred to you."

Guan Shanyue was still very happy, "Thank you sister!"

Guan Canghai thought to himself, she had completely forgotten that this was her own money in the first place.

She looked down at her, "It's time to get up."

Guan Shanyue blushed, got up muttering and said, "It's all necessary when necessary."

"Dare to use tricks on me?" the domineering CEO questioned.

She stood up suddenly and ran away, "Anyway, you already gave it to me! I can't take it back!"

She slipped back to her room, locked the door, and searched for a shirt that could be made right away.

After looking around, most of the production time is more than one or two weeks, but the day after tomorrow is her birthday, how can there be time, and six hundred is not enough.

Ah... what to do, why didn't I think of this earlier.

She shook her head, and suddenly thought, why don't you buy one to stab yourself?

But she can't at all!But it's too late to stab yourself!

She rummaged through the walls and cabinets looking for needles and threads. She vaguely remembered that when she was very young, there was a set of needles and threads that had been used to sew a doll's skirt. It took a long time to find the box of needles and threads at the bottom.

But what size to buy?

I can't see the height by visual inspection, and the bust and shoulder width, etc., or wait for her to fall asleep and quietly measure it.

It’s okay to measure while lying down, but what about the weight?

Guan Shanyue used her brain, how could she know her weight without using the scale?Visual inspection will definitely not work, put a pressure gauge at the door of her room?Combined with the size of the footprint to calculate the mass?Guan Shanyueguang couldn't do it just thinking about it.

Play seesaw with her?She was afraid that she would not be able to pry her.

She had an idea. In ancient times, Cao Chong was called an image, and now there are mountains and moons called the sea.Drive Guan Canghai onto a boat and measure the waterline, just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud.

Boats don't work either... By the way, use a bathtub!Fill her with water first, and then measure the quality of the water that overflowed when Guan Canghai lay down in the bathtub. Although the density of a human is slightly less than that of water, the difference should not be much different. There are bullet screens floating in her mind like " F float=m row g=ρ liquid gV row=ρ sea gV sea"...

Guan Shanyue feels that she is the smartest in the whole world.

But hurry up, what if she went to take a shower first, she hurriedly opened the door and ran downstairs to ask, "Did sister take a bath?"

Guan Canghai closed the computer, "Not yet."

Guan Shanyue held back her smile, and said to her with a twisted expression, "You sit down first, and I'll put the water on for you."

Before she could speak, she ran to the bathroom and started to turn on the water. The hot water rushed into the bathtub. She waited until the bathtub was full before she went to Guan Canghai and said, "Okay, you can take a bath."

Seeing her running around like a puppy, Guan Canghai went into the bathroom with strange excitement and said, "Are you going to drown me?"

Guan Shanyue shook her head again and again, "How come, but you have to be completely submerged in the water."

Guan Canghai: ...

Wait, she suddenly thought of a question, how to measure the quality of overflowing water, should I take a basin next to it?

In this case, Guan Canghai would beat her to the point where she couldn't lift the basin before she could catch the water.

Have!Measure the weight of the full water first, and then wait for Guan Canghai to take a shower to see how much the remaining water weighs. Don't you know how much overflowed?

The triumphant look on Guan Shanyue's face couldn't be concealed, she was indeed the smartest in the whole world.

Guan Canghai bent down and looked directly at her, "What do you want to do?"

She was about to answer, "I'm measuring your weight," when she suddenly stopped.

Oh……

A normal thought finally flashed through Guan Shanyue's short-circuited head, why didn't I just ask?

She opened her mouth blankly, "How tall are you...?"

"171cm." Guan Canghai told her easily.

She opened her mouth in a daze, "How much do you weigh?"

"53kg." Guan Canghai easily destroyed her careful planning.

Guan Shanyue turned her head to look at the water in the bathtub, and thought, drown me.

Guan Canghai asked again, "What do you want to do?"

"Then...then what is your bust size?"

She narrowed her eyes and waved her hand outside, "Go out."

Hey, can't this be asked?Guan Shanyue had no choice but to come out and go back to the room to wait for the opportunity.

She took a piece of paper to write down her height and weight, shoulder width, bust circumference, waist circumference and hip circumference were still empty, and she would not know until Guan Canghai went to sleep to measure secretly.

It was very late, when her head was about to fall asleep bit by bit, and she woke up suddenly, opened her door, and stood at the gate of Guan Canghai.

She quietly pressed the doorknob, fortunately she did not lock the door, looked inside, it was pitch black, there was no movement, she must have fallen asleep, she slipped in through the gap with bare feet like a thief, and walked lightly Go around to her bed.

She couldn't see her position clearly in the dark, but she could only vaguely see the quilt protruding. She squatted down slowly and took out the soft ruler that she had prepared.

Guan Canghai woke up as soon as there was any movement, she opened her eyes slightly, and after getting used to the darkness, she saw Guan Shanyue sneaking up to her bed, not knowing what to do.

Guan Canghai didn't move, when she climbed onto the bed trembling lightly, and gestured with something on her shoulder, she became more and more curious.

She observed her movements calmly. After she gestured on her body, she wrote in the dark again. The sound of the paper rubbing lightly was very clear in the silence.

Finally, she moved closer, reaching out her hand as if to touch her chest.

"You." In the dark silence, Guan Canghai suddenly said, "What are you doing?"

Guan Shanyue fell off the bed in shock, and ran out of her room, then remembered what she had forgotten, and stumbled back to pick up the tape measure and the paper with the data written on it.

Guan Canghai was not sleepy by her big action, what on earth is this brat trying to do?

Before she asked aloud, she slipped away faster than a rabbit, as if she was afraid that she would eat her.

Guan Canghai: ...

Close the door for me instead.

Guan Shanyue fled back and closed the door of her room with a "bang", locked it twice, and leaned against the door to breathe.

How long has she been awake!Why are you so motionless!The key data was not collected!

She looked at the paper in her hand and rubbed her long hair depressingly.

In the morning, she didn't dare to face Guan Canghai, so she went out to school before she got up for breakfast. This was the first time she went to school so early.

Ruan Qiuchi stepped into the classroom and saw that she was already sitting in her seat. She was more surprised than seeing a ghost.

"Who are you?"

Guan Shanyue stared at her, what do you mean? "I am your father!"

She clicked her tongue in surprise, "Are you leaving the late trio?"

Guan Shanyue hummed and ignored her.

But should we embroider Guan Canghai's original name?But she still doesn't know what her original surname was, so she might as well embroider the word "Cang Hai" and add it later.

But where to start?It is definitely not possible to embroider at home, and Guan Canghai may find out at that time, so he can only start working in the classroom.

The girls in the class surrounded her and pointed out, "That's not right, the needle has to go through this way!"

"That ring is not for decoration on the hand, but for a thimble."

Ruan Qiuchi said, "Oh, don't shake your hands, look at you, it's crooked..."

Guan Shanyue stared at her, "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Guan Shanyue, who took out her clothes after class, continued to sew until evening self-study, and her "masterpiece" of rush work was completed!

Ruan Qiuchi looked at it and smiled, Cheng Zi looked at it and smiled, Qi Ling'er looked at it and couldn't help but not laugh.

"Is it that funny!" Guan Shanyue held up the finished product and looked left and right.It's obviously okay, okay?

Li Yicun admired it quite a bit, "But what's the meaning of your 'fucking every'?"

Guan Shanyue: ...

She folded the clothes carefully and put them in the box, but of course she couldn't fold them very well.

Ruan Qiuchi smiled and said, "Such a baby?"

Guan Shanyue blushed for a while when she was poked, and said angrily, "Who is the baby?"

Ruan Qiuchi followed her and said, "I, my baby."

Guan Shanyue felt better now, she snorted and didn't pursue it.

In the past few days, she has been carefully hiding her tracks. She came to school early in the morning and slipped back to her room as soon as she got home. Although Guan Canghai felt strange, he didn't say anything.

On the night of the 28th, Guan Shanyue went to the house to ambush.

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