Master will only delay my promotion

Qing Yi seemed to have paused slightly, and then said lightly: "No, Xiao Bai, you are very quiet."

"Host, you beat the sun and the moon to collapse last night, and Xianjun Qingyi actually said you were quiet?" The system said that it didn't understand the world of adults.

"..." Duan Yibai said that he didn't understand either, he was still a child of several hundred years old.

Pretending to breathe a sigh of relief, Duan Yibai then hesitated and said: "But the disciple seems to vaguely remember what he did last night, it seems that he had a fight, and then he said some bad things to you, Master?"

Qingyi didn't expect Duan Yibai to remember this, after all, he was so drunk last night, it's not bad if he can wake up the next day.

Recalling the little disciple's drunk and clingy look last night, Qing Yi suddenly wanted to laugh.

Raising his hand to rub Duan Yibai's head, he said, "No, Xiaobai, you are very good."

"By the way, Xiaobai, pack up your things these two days and see if you have anything to bring." Qing Yi instructed, and at the same time brought up the topic of drunkenness.

"Ah?" Now Duan Yibai is really confused, what are you packing up, are you going to flee?

"The day after tomorrow is the day when other students go home to visit their relatives. I plan to take you to the world for a while."

"..." Duan Yibai was silent

Master, this is, you want to take yourself on a two-person trip?

"Host, what are you thinking?" The system looked strangely at Duan Yibai who suddenly became agitated in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Could it be that the host was still bewitched by the beauty of Immortal Qingyi last night after all, has he fallen?

It just knew that beauty is a disaster!

No, blue face is a disaster!

"Don't keep thinking about writing weird things." Duan Yibai knocked on the system screen speechlessly, "I just thought of something else."

For example... quietly knocked out the master, transported him to a brothel and sold it.

With his master's appearance, he can debut in the C position while standing still. The most beautiful oiran in the whole street must be his master.

At that time, wouldn't those little money jump into his pocket like an assembly line, and his performance would be absolutely outstanding, Duan Yibai couldn't stop drooling when he thought of it.

"Host...you have spoken your mind." The system covered his face. Its host is fine with everything else, but it is easy to suffer from paranoia when scoring issues are involved.

"Only what you earn with your energy can be converted into experience points and counted in the score. It is useless for you to sell Qingyi Xianjun." Although the system couldn't bear it, it still broke the beautiful fantasy of its own host.

"Oh, I'm just thinking about it." Duan Yibai heaved a long sigh.

"Xiaobai, what are you thinking?" Qing Yi noticed that his little disciple always seemed to suddenly lose his expression recently, looking in a daze.

Duan Yibai withdrew his mind from the sea of ​​consciousness, and said: "No, I'm just curious, Master, why do you suddenly want to go to the world to play?"

Wait, Duan Yibai suddenly understood.

The master probably tried to cure his "mental illness" through relaxation, just like the three senior brothers.

"..." Is he really a normal person in the eyes of others now?

Qing Yi said: "It's nothing, just thinking about Xiaobai staying here for two months will be boring, why not go to the world to see."

Well, it's true, Master just wants to heal himself.

Duan Yibai smiled with difficulty, and his tone was joyful with grief and desolation: "The disciple is looking forward to it, so let's pack up first."

Back in the room, Duan Yibai first checked whether the door was closed tightly.Recently, he really suffered from leaving the door open too many times, and his awareness of anti-theft is surprisingly strong now.

The system consciously turned into Pikachu and jumped into Duan Yibai's arms, letting his violent host masturbate twice.

"System, this task is really difficult. There is a feeling of proving to others that sheep actually grew up eating wolves." Duan Yibai's face was full of vicissitudes.

"Host, come on, I believe you will be able to do it." The system couldn't think of any good way except to encourage it.

Originally, it thought that this task was the easiest task the host had ever received, but now the system has realized that it is absolutely impossible for its host to have such good luck.

Duan Yibai let out a long sigh, and lay down at the table to think of a solution.

In fact, this task is difficult to say, but easy to say can be very simple.

If Duan Yibai's personality has always been a big carrot, then others will easily believe that he has changed his mind.

But in the past, Duan Yibai was so infatuated that others would cry when they saw him, and Qingyi was too outstanding, so even if Duan Yibai said that he fell in love with someone else, it was really difficult. Find another person who can be comparable to Qing Yi.

All these factors have accumulated to form such an almost impossible task.

Maybe Duan Yibai can convince people who are on the fringe and who are not familiar with him, but like people in the sect, especially his three senior brothers and the head of the sect.

It's really hard to convince them.Even if Duan Yibai said that he was disheartened and was about to give up, they would think that he actually still liked Master, but he was too hurt to face the reality.

As well as Master himself, he had to convince him that he really let go.

This is too much trouble... Duan Yibai hides his face, is it the curse of those who have been hit by him, that caused him to receive such a perverted task right before his promotion.

"What do I have to do to make everyone believe that I really see it?" Duan Yibai was thinking while biting a lollipop in his mouth.

"How about... go to sleep with the master, and then lift your pants to deny anyone, and say that the master is not good?"

"Or should I go to the master and say that the master is not good after the incident?"

Duan Yibai went to the doctor in a hurry because of his illness, and he came up with absurd ideas one after another.

"..." The system silently ordered a box of psychotropic drugs in the mall. It is said that this drug is very effective in treating taskers who have collapsed due to tasks.

Host, don't be afraid, no matter how difficult life is, I will always be by your side.

Two days later

"Xiaobai, then the brothers are leaving, you and the master have fun." Wu Hongxuan said, and quietly cheered Duan Yibai with gestures.

Shen Ye and Li Fang also expressed their meaning with their eyes: take this opportunity to take down the master in one fell swoop.

"...Brothers, let's go." Duan Yibai added with a smile: "Don't fall while flying."

The three of them shivered in unison, and they felt a bit of coolness in the summer.

Finally, only Duan Yibai and Qingyi were left in Huayin Hall.

Qing Yi asked, "Has Xiaobai decided where to go?"

Duan Yibai shook his head, "No, Master, you can decide."

Compared with where to travel, Duan Yibai wants to know how to complete the task.

He has tried both soft and hard, but who knows that the people here will not accept soft and hard, and they are determined to think that he will never change his master until death.

It was as if Duan Yibai raised a loudspeaker and yelled in those people's ears: "I really don't like Shizun anymore, this is the truth!"

Then those people covered their ears tightly and refused to listen, and shouted in their mouths: "If you don't listen, you don't listen, you hate it out of love!"

Duan Yibai was so angry that he even wanted to go down with a stick and die with everyone.

"Then let's go to Xiaobai's hometown." Qing Yi made a decision.

Duan Yibai was taken aback, "The disciple's hometown?"

Where are you coming from?

"Hey, hot buns, meat buns with thin skin and big stuffing!"

"Guest officer, do you want to buy some wine? My wine is made from the best ingredients."

"Jewelry, beautiful jewelry, don't miss it when you pass by!"

"Host, it's so lively here." The system hadn't seen this kind of scene in several worlds, and jumped up and down in Duan Yibai's sea of ​​consciousness excitedly.

Duan Yibai looked at the people coming and going around, only feeling worried.

For no other reason, although the master deliberately turned the conspicuous hair color and eye color into black, his appearance is still very dazzling.

It has only been one day since they left Jiuxiaozong, and many blushing little girls have come to give the master sachets and handkerchiefs.

That scene was like the emperor choosing a concubine.

Of course, it's not that Duan Yibai was not found, but it definitely doesn't have the feeling of being surrounded by flowers like Master.

Watching a girl leave with red eyes, Duan Yibai knew that his straight male master was urging her to study hard and improve every day.

Beauty is not harmful, Duan Yibai breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.Fortunately, he has said goodbye to the age of looking at his face, no matter how good-looking people are, don't try to seduce him.

"It's getting dark, let's find an inn to stay and leave tomorrow." Qing Yi said.

Because they were playing in the world, they were not in a hurry, so the two of them walked all the way after leaving the mountain surrounded by Jiuxiaozong, without using spells to control the wind.

I found an inn that looked pretty good, and first booked two rooms.Duan Yibai swallowed while looking at the full menu.

The taste of the devilish zheju noodles was still faintly attacking in his mouth, and it lasted for a long time after nearly three days. He felt that he needed to use other dishes to comfort his injured taste buds.

Qing Yi saw what Duan Yibai was thinking, and asked, "What do Xiaobai want to eat?"

Duan Yibai found an empty table and sat down, then waved to Xiaoer, "Order."

Xiao Er came in response to the sound, and was stunned for a moment after seeing their faces clearly.

Don't these two people look too good-looking, especially the one with a red mole at the end of his eye, and his temperament is so good, he thought for a moment that he saw a fairy.

Duan Yibai was no longer surprised by the setting of being stunned for a moment when he saw the master's face, and calmly reported the name of the dish.

Xiao Er memorized the name of the dish, and casually suggested: "Our noodle soup is quite famous here, would you like to try it?"

"No! Absolutely not!" Duan Yibai was startled, and loudly blocked Xiaoer's recommendation.

Xiao Er was so frightened that he trembled, and the pen he was holding to write down the names of the dishes almost fell to the ground.

"Xiaobai?" Qing Yi looked at Duan Yibai suspiciously, not understanding why the little disciple reacted so strongly.

"Host, do you have traumatic stress syndrome?"

Only the system understands Duan Yibai. After all, after eating that mouthful of Qingyi Xianjun's love noodles, the host's conscious body is really hard to forget.

The host didn't convulse like that when he ate the alien flesh by mistake. How unpalatable is Xianjun Qingyi's noodles?

The system originally wanted to take a sip secretly, but after seeing the host's appearance of eating ten catties of poison, in order to prevent its own database from overflowing, the system gave up this idea very self-consciously.

Qingyi Xianjun's craftsmanship should be left to the host to enjoy alone, and no one else will enjoy it.

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The author has something to say:

Qingyi: Don't talk about love, study hard and make progress every day.

Duan Yibai: No problem.

Qing Yi: No, no, Xiaobai, you should talk to Teacher Wei about something else.