Master will only delay my promotion

After strongly rejecting the so-called noodle soup, Duan Yibai realized that he seemed to have overreacted.

"Then what." Duan Yibai rubbed his nose and said, "I haven't eaten for a long time, it's better to eat..."

Xiao Er: "..." I don't think you look like you want to eat, but like you are being chased by noodles.

After Xiaoer left, Qingyi looked at Duan Yibai, and asked after a while: "Is it because Master's noodles are too unpalatable?"

Duan Yibai's reaction was too intense, and he had never heard that the other party hated noodles.Qing Yi thought about it, and it was probably the same noodle he had three days ago.

At that time, Xiaobai's body was indeed stiff for a moment. Qingyi thought it was because of drunkenness, but now it seems that it was because of being disgusted.

No wonder he didn't want to eat any more after that, and just fell asleep in his arms.

"..." Oops, it was still noticed.

Duan Yibai licked his lips and tried to struggle, "It's actually not that bad, the taste is okay." It almost killed half of his soul.

"It scares Xiaobai so much that he just wants to sleep, right?" Qing Yi looked at Duan Yibai's faltering, and smiled lightly.

"Master, try harder next time."

"No, no, master, please don't try harder... No, don't waste your time on this kind of thing." Duan Yibai was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly dissuaded him.

"What's so hard about cooking, we don't have to eat. Besides, what is your status, Master, why do you need to go to the kitchen to get covered in ashes?" Duan Yibai said from the bottom of his heart, and sincerely hoped that his master would not enter again. kitchen.

Otherwise, whoever tries the dishes will die at that time.

"Host, your desire to survive is so strong." The system became more and more curious about the taste of the bowl of noodles, and it scared the host like this.

Qing Yi was also curious, he should have tried it himself if he knew earlier.It's a pity that he has no experience and doesn't know how to taste it by himself.

Fortunately, at this time, Duan Yibai's order was served, breaking the atmosphere of life-and-death confrontation.

Pushing the dish in front of Qing Yi, Duan Yibai changed the subject and said, "Master, please try it."

It was a stack of beef sauce, the sauce was so thick that it smelled so good that it made your index finger move.

Duan Yibai doesn't know if Qingyi has an appetite, but he and the system are all hungry.

Amused by the greedy look of the little disciple, Qing Yi directly picked up a piece and put it in the bowl in front of Duan Yibai.

"Xiaobai, eat quickly, you don't need to tell Master about this set of etiquette."

"Host host, I want to eat too." The system drooled wildly in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Duan Yibai picked up two more pieces, fed them to the system while Qingyi was not paying attention, and then ate another piece by himself.

"Delicious." One person and one system sighed in unison.

Seeing the little disciple eating happily, Qing Yi couldn't help but take a bite.

He has no interest in food. Before bigu, he only ate some vegetables every day and rarely ate meat. After bigu, he stopped eating.

But at this moment, seeing the little disciple's satisfied appearance, he also tasted a bit of food.

The dishes were delivered one by one, and Qing Yi was a little surprised at the end.

"Xiaobai, can you finish eating?"

The table is full of vegetables, and they are all meaty dishes, and the vegetables are just a pitiful plate of greens.

Duan Yibai glanced at the table and found that he had indeed ordered a bit too much.It's been a long time since I ate this kind of original home-cooked food, and I didn't stop for a while.

But it's not a big problem, even if he can't finish eating, there is still a system, you must know that the system will not be full.

Duan Yibai kept feeding the system while eating.The naive system doesn't know that it has become a "leftover processor", eating oily food in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"..." Qing Yi hasn't moved his chopsticks since that piece of beef, and he just watched plate after plate of dishes enter the little disciple's stomach.

Xiaobai...is it really greedy?

Shouldn't he also arrange a kitchen in Huayin Hall?

Finally, the last chicken leg entered the virtual stomach of the system, and Duan Yibai was a little bit supportive.

Just as he was about to drink some water, a hand suddenly appeared on his stomach.

Looking along the hand, it was his master with a look of astonishment.

Qing Yi touched Duan Yibai's stomach with his hand, and found that it was only slightly swollen, so he couldn't help being puzzled.

With such a large table of dishes, why did Xiao Bai's stomach bulge up so much?

"Xiaobai, do you feel uncomfortable in your stomach, can your stomach hold up?"

"Um...fortunately, it's not very full." Duan Yibai quickly sucked up his stomach, not letting the master touch the little belly he ate.

Qing Yi withdrew his hand and said, "Next time, don't eat so much in one go, do you know if you eat bad?"

He was also confused, and he just watched Xiao Bai finish the pile of vegetables.

Although Duan Yibai's stomach didn't bulge much, Qing Yi was still worried, after all, the food on that table was already enough for five or six people.Even if the appetite of cultivators is bigger than that of ordinary people, it will not be exaggerated like this.

Duan Yibai who was forcibly dragged to the street to digest food: "..." I was wrong, I must order less next time.

In the end, Duan Yibai didn't remember how long he had walked, only felt that his leg was about to break.

Qingyi finally felt that it was almost done, and planned to take Duan Yibai back to the inn.

Turning around, he saw his little disciple eating happily with the newly bought candied haws.

"..."

Realizing that he was discovered, Duan Yibai immediately hid the candied haws behind his back, and said with innocent eyes: "Master, you are wrong."

Qing Yi remained silent and looked at Duan Yibai quietly.

That look had a clear meaning: Do you want to walk two more laps?

Duan Yibai was really wronged, he didn't eat that much at all, and two-thirds of it went to the bottomless pit of the system.After walking for so long, let alone being unable to hold on anymore, he was hungry again.

Seeing that there might be two more bends in his walking route, Duan Yibai reacted decisively.

Turning around, I went to the candied haws vendor and bought a candied haws, then handed it to Qing Yi, and said, "Master, I invite you to eat candied haws."

The best way to face supervision is to turn the supervisor into one of his own, so he chooses to bribe/bribe the master.

"..." Qing Yi looked at the bright red candied haws, raised his eyebrows slightly, "You want to bribe/bribe as a teacher?"

"How can this be called bribery/bribery!" Duan Yibai looked sad after being wronged, "I just want to give the best to Master, after all, Master, you take good care of the disciple."

Qingyi raised his hand, Duan Yibai was overjoyed, and immediately lifted the candied haws over.

But who would have thought that hand bypassed the candied haws, and gently pinched the soft flesh on Duan Yibai's cheek instead.

"Eat the candied haws by yourself, just be careful not to hold on." Qing Yi said lightly, "Go back, it's getting late."

It has to be said that he was pleased by Duan Yibai's flattering words, and he was also bribed/bribed by a different kind.

"System, I'm not clean anymore..." Duan Yibai was heartbroken, "Master, you are such a man of character, why would you like to pinch other people's faces? Don't you know that the more you pinch the face, the bigger it will be! "

"Master, don't you always like to pinch Jian Shaochi's face," the system reminded.

Duan Yibai choked, and then immediately retorted: "I am father's love for his son."

"Master, have you ever heard of 'one day is a teacher and a lifetime is a father'?" The system picked up and down, "Qingyi Xianjun is also your 'father' in a sense."

"Are you looking for death?" Duan Yibai's villain in the sea of ​​consciousness grabbed the system and came out with a set of military punches.

"Woo... the host, I was wrong!" The system hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Xiaobai, did you listen to Master Wei?" Qing Yi yelled twice, but Duan Yibai didn't respond, and stopped in his tracks strangely.

Duan Yibai was startled, his eyes finally focused on Qingyi.

I don't know if he hasn't completely gotten out of the topic discussed with the system just now, Duan Yibai opened his mouth and said: "Father, what did you just say?"

"..."

Both the inside and outside of the sea of ​​consciousness became quiet because of the word 'father'.

Qing Yi seemed to be stunned, and did not respond for a while.

The electronic sound of the system also stopped abruptly, probably because the host did not expect that the host would really call daddy.

Duan Yibai shuddered, realizing that he had yelled something in his brain just now, and quickly corrected him: "No, Master, don't think too much, this disciple definitely has no intention of scolding you for being old!"

Well, why does it feel counterproductive.

"...Xiaobai" Qing Yi paused, his tone sounded a little difficult, "Master...do you look very old?"

"Of course not!" Duan Yibai quickly comforted: "Although you are over 1000 years old, and your hair is also white, you look similar to me, no, you are younger than my disciples. !"

"..." Qing Yi opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound.

After a while, Qing Yi said softly: "The teacher's hair is natural, not because of age..."

"Host, you seem to have made Xianjun Qingyi sad." The system said quietly.

"Shut up, Master is not someone who will feel sad because of his age." Duan Yibai pinched the mouth of the culprit, the system, in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Master, you don't need to explain. My disciples know that you are not old at all. You see, those coaches are younger than you, but they look much older than you. They are uncles, and you are Xiao Xian, bah...youth .”

Duan Yibai's face was sincere.

"..." Qing Yi suddenly felt a little bad.

So in Xiaobai's eyes, is he the same generation as his father? Does Xiaobai always think he is very old?Otherwise, how could he blurt out this title when he was distracted.

But doesn't Xiaobai like himself, or does Xiaobai like people of his father's generation?

Only now did Qingyi realize that he was over 1000 years old, but Xiaobai was only a few decades old.

It is indeed a lot worse, let alone calling him father, Xiao Bai is more than enough to call him ancestor.

Qing Yi was silent.

He doesn't care about age, if it's the other three disciples, he can call him grandfather.But when Xiaobai yelled out the word 'Daddy', he felt unspeakably oppressed.

Duan Yibai looked at Qing Yi, who was calm and silent, and his heart skipped a beat.

No way, no way, does Master really care about his age?

Hiss... Didn't you say that the younger you are, the more you care? Master is so old and mature, yet he still really minds when others mention his age?

The radar of survival desire was raised, and Duan Yibai immediately changed his words.

"Actually, Master, you are not old. Aren't there many people who are older than you in the world of cultivating immortals, and each of them looks much older than you, and none of them have your youthful vigor like a teenager, so you are still very young of."

Duan Yibai nodded affirmatively while speaking.

Little did they know that Qing Yi's expression became even colder, as if he was about to freeze.

Seeing that the little disciple was about to speak again, Qing Yi took a deep breath, pulled Duan Yibai up and walked quickly to the inn, resolutely not giving him a chance to speak.

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