Master will only delay my promotion
Chapter 62
Duan Yibai didn't come back until the evening, so Qingyi sat down in a barely clean place at the door of the house.
After tugging at the clothes that didn't fit at all, I felt even more strange.
Why is he wearing such a big suit, his original suit?
This place is also very strange, he has no sense of familiarity at all, and he can't understand the words.
If he hadn't intuitively told him that Duan Yibai could get close, he wouldn't have obediently followed him.
And... Qingyi looked ahead, it was already evening, why didn't that person come back.
I won't get hurt again.
As soon as I thought about it, a familiar figure came in front of me.
At the same time, there was a very familiar voice: "Yo, Yiyi is waiting for Daddy."
Duan Yibai's body was covered all over, and two dead animals of unknown species were carried on his back.
There's more blood on the clothes...
"You're hungry, I'll bake something for you first." Duan Yibai found a pile of firewood to start a fire, and skillfully cleaned up the corpses of his prey.
Put the worn meat on the fire, and start repairing the house after confirming that the height is appropriate.
"Yiyi, pay attention, turn over the other side when it's almost cooked, and eat it when it's cooked." Duan Yiyibai instructed while repairing the roof full of holes with twigs and rattan.
That way, it really looks like an old father.
When Duan Yibai finished almost repairing the roof, it was already dark.
Qing Yi walked up to Duan Yibai, and handed over the branch in his hand.
Duan Yibai was taken aback, it was a piece of meat that was roasted just right, still steaming.
Obviously, a certain kid was afraid that he would be hungry, so he baked it specially.
Duan Yibai took the branch, smiled and said thank you.
It looked normal on the surface, but in fact it was howling inwardly.
Ah, why is Master so obedient, why is he so sensible, the whole daddy's caring little padded jacket!
If it wasn't for the fear that the other party would turn his face, Duan Yibai really wanted to kiss the other party's face dozens of times.
He raised his hand and rubbed Qing Yi's head, secretly feeling refreshed.
"It's late, you go to bed first."
Duan Yibai has already tidied up the haystack bed inside, except that it is too simple, sleeping is not a problem.
Regarding the haystack bed, Duan Yibai has been wanting to complain. It turns out that the person who lives here is not a chicken, is it? The haystack is used to hatch eggs?
Qing Yi didn't move, but asked, "What else do you want to do?"
This person has been busy all day, and his body is still wounded, and he still doesn't plan to rest.
Duan Yibai pointed to the prey carcass on the ground, "We need to process the meat again, and then peel off the skin to make clothes."
The clothes on his body had long been soaked in blood, and he became more and more uncomfortable after the blood coagulated.
And Qingyi's suit became too big, and she couldn't wear it.
Duan Yibai thought that he could simply wear Shizun's clothes, anyway, he is only a little shorter than Shizun... that's right, a little bit.
But the clothes were clearly worn by Jie Qi, and they were so prosperous, Duan Yibai felt that it was inappropriate.
"You know how to make clothes?" Qing Yi questioned precisely.
"Uh...no." Facing the child's speechless eyes, Duan Yibai hastened to make amends: "But animal skin clothes are not simple, isn't it just peeling off the skin, washing it, and then sewing it into a circle, what a joke .”
Qing Yi always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know how to mend it, and couldn't tell what was wrong right now.
I hope it is as simple as this person said.
Duan Yibai worked hard until late at night, and then he went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to make four animal skin clothes, plus two pairs of extremely simple shoes.
Obviously the idea is very simple, just use thin and flexible grass stems to connect the animal skins together.But it was not until the actual operation that Duan Yibai deeply realized what is called "talking on paper".
Duan Yibai's brain: It's so simple, isn't it enough to have hands?
Duan Yibai's hands: You can be more tactful when you call me non-existent.
Duan Yibai didn't want to recall the hardships during the period.
After hammering his numb waist, Duan Yibai went to the river near the tribe to get some water to wash off the blood on his body, and then changed into animal skin clothes.
"..." Duan Yibai fell silent when he saw his own reflection clearly by the moonlight.
Then a decision slowly rose in his heart: Master must wear it!
Back at the house, Qing Yi had already curled up on the haystack bed and fell asleep.
Originally, the other party wanted to watch him make clothes, but after all, his physical fitness dropped too much, and he fell asleep after a while.
Carefully falling asleep on the bed, Duan Yibai hugged the child into his arms, and closed his eyes contentedly.
The wife and child are hot on the kang, and the child is born, but a wife is still missing.
Amused by his own strange imagination, Duan Yibai grinned and hugged the child even tighter.
Now that the foothold has been found, he can entrust the master in the tribe starting tomorrow, and he will go out to find clues.
You can also go out hunting with the people here for a few days first to see if you can get more information out.
For example, has there been any abnormality recently, is there anything strange and so on.He is just a newcomer, and he is definitely not as familiar with the world as the residents of this world.
At the same time, Duan Yibai also found it very strange that although he had only been in this world for a day, he could still perceive that the energy of this world was not high at all, and it was completely incomparable with the world of cultivating immortals.
How did such a low-energy world connect with the world of cultivating immortals?
Early the next morning, Qing Yi opened his eyes first.
After realizing that he was held in Duan Yibai's arms, he was slightly taken aback, and then noticed the other party's dress.
"..." Ugly is not ugly, and even has a different kind of beauty.
But inexplicably, Qing Yi was a little upset.
There is too little fabric, and the arms and legs are exposed.
Looking at the white arms and legs, Qing Yi silently pushed the haystack to cover it a little.
I noticed that there was a stack of small clothes in front of me, so I knew it was for myself.
Qing Yi struggled for a long time, but decided to put it on, after all, it's not a problem to always be wrapped in a big dress.
"Well......"
Hearing the sound of "swish rustling", Duan Yibai's eyelids trembled and opened.
The first thing I saw was the miniature version of his master wearing animal skin.
The fair skin is lined with dark animal skins, coupled with exquisite facial features and snow-haired silver eyes, he looks like an elf in the forest.
Up top, good top up.Duan Yibai subconsciously covered his nose, for fear that some unknown red liquid would flow out.
This is too cute, if the system is not there, he would have to take thousands of photos as a souvenir.
The drowsiness had long been knocked out of the sky by this refreshing scene, Duan Yibai felt that he was now so energetic that he could go out and fight in groups.
"Come on Yiyi, let Daddy give you a hug~" Duan Yibai spread his arms paralyzed in the haystack, happily waiting for the child to throw himself into his arms.
"..." Qing Yi glanced at Duan Yibai who was smiling silly, and took two steps back cautiously.
This man is so strange, really so strange, have you never seen a child before?
"Oh, I can't help my son, I don't want to be hugged by my father now. My father is so lonely, my wife ran away with others, and now Yiyi doesn't want me anymore..."
Seeing that Qing Yi didn't want to come, Duan Yibai lowered his head aggrievedly, rubbed his eyes with his hand, pressed his other hand to his lips with a half clenched fist, and coughed weakly twice.
When he raised his head to look at Qing Yi again, his eyes were moist, and his lips were stained crimson because of coughing.
Against the pale complexion, how can one be so weak and haggard.
"..." Did you act too much?
Qing Yi originally wanted to pretend that he didn't see or hear, but he couldn't move his feet.
The wound that fell on Duan Yibai's body was extremely glaring compared to the smooth and fair skin elsewhere.
After a stalemate for a long time, at the end he let out an almost inaudible sigh, which contained a bit of helplessness.
Feeling the limp body slipping into his arms, Duan Yibai felt that he was going to heaven.
Unable to resist rubbing his face against Qing Yi, Duan Yibai buried his head in Qing Yi's arms and sucked like a cat-sucking patient.
The severity of the plot, in modern times, would be directly arrested and locked up to eat the food of the system.
It's a pity that there is no milk fragrance... Duan Yibai regrets while sucking.
There is always a frosty aura about Master, even when he gets younger.
Duan Yibai was immersed in his perverted regret, and didn't notice Qingyi's unnatural reaction.
Qingyi's ear tips were a little red, and his stomach was itchy from being rubbed by this perverted person, and he could still feel the heat from his exhalation.
He shouldn't be tempted to throw himself into the trap for a moment, it's really crazy.
He stretched out his hand and pushed Duan Yibai's face, "Let me go."
"Hug again~" Duan Yibai reluctantly rubbed against the soft belly several times.
Qing Yi trembled, and hurriedly broke away from Duan Yibai, and finally escaped.
"There are no rules." Qing Yi glared at Duan Yibai, showing a bit of majesty with his cute little face.
"..." Duan Yibai seemed to see the adult version of Master at that moment.
No matter how old or young, Master trains people in the same way.
"Okay, okay, no more hugs." Duan Yibai grinned, stood up and patted the animal skin on his body, "I'm going to barbecue."
After eating the barbecue, Duan Yibai rubbed the top of Qingyi's head and said, "I want to go out, so you just stay here obediently and don't go out, and don't talk to strangers, you know?"
"...Are you going hunting again?" Qing Yi paused, "Aren't there many more?"
This must be caring for himself, Duan Yibai was very moved by the villain in his heart.
With a serious face, "Daddy has important things to do, but you don't have to worry, Daddy will come back tonight."
"If you're hungry, eat the grilled meat. I'll fetch water next to you, so you can drink it." Duan Yibai went out, and the old father's attributes exploded, and he kept urging him.
"Be careful, don't run away with others!" The master is so cute, Duan Yibai is really afraid that someone who is interested in sex will have bad intentions for the master.
But there is no way, it is too dangerous to take Master with him in the forest, and it is also very inconvenient to investigate.
"..." Qingyi silently watched Duan Yibai leave, then sighed again.
This person doesn't seem to be in the mood at all, how can it be reassuring.
Qing Yi didn't realize that the ages of the two seemed to be reversed.Obviously Duan Yibai is the eldest, but he is more like that worried parent.
There was nothing else to do on the left and right. Qing Yi saw the material used to repair the wall joints in the corner, and went forward to study how to use it.
He was not tall enough, so he found a fairly flat stone and dragged it over to use it as a stepping stone.
Repair the wall, and the man can rest directly when he comes back.
[Yes, the theater is here again, don't miss it]
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The author has something to say:
This theater has nothing to do with the text, and the logic of dog blood and collapse is flying all over the sky, just enjoy watching it.
If we insist on the timeline, Xiaobai was in a state of chasing love before he met the system.
【I love the three senior brothers of dog-blood obsession (1)】
Three two one open!
"One year, two years, three years..."
In the Huayin Hall, Duan Yibai was lying on the bed trying to count the years he had pursued his master with his fingers.
He finished counting all ten fingers.
The more I think about it, the more miserable it becomes.
The small gift given to the master yesterday was rejected by the master again. He wanted to hold hands with him but failed. He also got a copy of the cultivation method as a gift from the master, telling him to let him practice in seclusion before leaving the room.
Looking at the thick exercise that can kill people with one blow, the master probably intends not to see him for ten years.
"No, I want to change my strategy." Duan Yibai threw away the exercises, and dragged out a basket full of books from under the bed.
Look at the cover of the book: "Teach You to Capture Your Heart", "What to do if the Master Is Too Cold", "One Hundred Tricks of a Delicate Disciple"...
These were all smuggled up by him, who had worked so hard to evade his master.
Picking out a book that looked similar to his situation, Duan Yibai took out a pen and paper, and took notes while reading.
"Playing hard to get...a sense of distance...a rival in love..."
Duan Yibai memorized the entire paper, looked at the key points listed above, and decided to try one by one.
First of all, keep a sense of distance from the target.
So in the next few days, Qing Yi fell into deep doubts.
Why does Xiaobai always run up to him suddenly these days, without saying a word, just glance at him, and then run away quickly and disappear.
Such a move can happen dozens of times a day.
On another morning, Duan Yibai took a deep look.Seeing that the other party was about to run again, Qing Yi reached out and grabbed the other party's collar in the air and pulled him to him.
He said lightly: "What are you doing these days?" How come it seems that you are insane.
Duan Yibai's eyes lit up when he heard this, and the little deer in his heart jumped wildly.
This trick really worked, the master took the initiative to talk to himself, and he was still concerned about himself hehehe.
Duan Yibai really wanted to take the opportunity to rub the master's hand that was holding him, but when he thought of his notes, he forcibly held back.
This is all for future happiness.
The second item of notes: Show disdain for the goal and show your aloofness.
So Qing Yi watched his little disciple stare at him with a very strange look, and his mouth was still raised for a long time.
"......What happened to you?"
Note No. [-]: Let the target know that you are no longer interested in him.
Duan Yibai took a deep breath, forced a serious face, and said righteously: "I don't like you...you anymore! I have someone else I like!"
Note No. [-]: Leave after showing off your majesty, your back must be chic, and you will never look back.
"..." Qing Yi just watched his little disciple wrinkle his face like a bitter melon, and moved away with his hands and feet stiff.That head seemed to have a stiff neck, and the angle was twisted indescribably.
Kind of hilariously cute.
Shouldn't it be really exciting?
But it's okay, people should calm down, it's not ridiculous to pester him all the time to say he likes it.
In the room
"It seems to be really useful, Master looks at me differently today." Duan Yibai smiled happily.
"Then see what to do when you come down."
The line of sight falls to the fifth note: Arrange a rival in love appropriately, increase the sense of urgency of the target, and let the target realize that you are very sought-after.
"Rival in love?" Duan Yibai pursed his lips, a little annoyed.
The whole world of cultivating immortals knew that he was stalking his master, so there would be no one to pursue him. It can be said that his peach blossoms were completely cut off by himself.
Although Duan Yibai didn't mind at all, but now the situation is a bit tricky.
If it really doesn't work... then you can only start with your own people.
No one is chasing him, so he can take the initiative by himself, anyway, he told Master just now that he has someone else he likes.
Randomly tore off a piece of paper, picked up a pen and wrote on it: The object of pursuit: Senior Brother Li, Senior Brother Shen, Senior Brother Wu.
The three senior brothers all tried it out, anyway, they didn't lose their minds or their minds.
Duan Yibai's train of thought was interrupted by a sudden shout from outside the door, "Xiaobai, senior brother is going outside to find materials for making swords, do you want to go out with senior brother?"
This voice is Senior Brother Li.
The corner of Duan Yibai's mouth rose, it was too timely, everyone came just as soon as he thought of it.
Of course, you have to communicate with Senior Brother Li first, and the two of you will act together in a play.Brother Li will definitely agree, Duan Yibai is not worried about being rejected at all.
"Let's go, let's go together." Duan Yibai opened the door and replied with a smile.
When I left the gate of the courtyard, I met Master who was reading a book, and the two said hello.
Qing Yi responded lightly, and glanced at Duan Yibai, seeing that the other party was in a normal state of mind, he didn't say anything, and let them leave Huayin Hall.
At this time, Qing Yi didn't know yet, because of his hasty decision to release people, he almost had sheep on his head.
[This unscrupulous theater was inspired by readers' "fish in fish", because it is a bit long, so it is divided into several chapters (in fact, it is not finished)
The brains of other little angels can and will write, let's do it one by one.
Hehehe~ (Suddenly abnormal)]
After tugging at the clothes that didn't fit at all, I felt even more strange.
Why is he wearing such a big suit, his original suit?
This place is also very strange, he has no sense of familiarity at all, and he can't understand the words.
If he hadn't intuitively told him that Duan Yibai could get close, he wouldn't have obediently followed him.
And... Qingyi looked ahead, it was already evening, why didn't that person come back.
I won't get hurt again.
As soon as I thought about it, a familiar figure came in front of me.
At the same time, there was a very familiar voice: "Yo, Yiyi is waiting for Daddy."
Duan Yibai's body was covered all over, and two dead animals of unknown species were carried on his back.
There's more blood on the clothes...
"You're hungry, I'll bake something for you first." Duan Yibai found a pile of firewood to start a fire, and skillfully cleaned up the corpses of his prey.
Put the worn meat on the fire, and start repairing the house after confirming that the height is appropriate.
"Yiyi, pay attention, turn over the other side when it's almost cooked, and eat it when it's cooked." Duan Yiyibai instructed while repairing the roof full of holes with twigs and rattan.
That way, it really looks like an old father.
When Duan Yibai finished almost repairing the roof, it was already dark.
Qing Yi walked up to Duan Yibai, and handed over the branch in his hand.
Duan Yibai was taken aback, it was a piece of meat that was roasted just right, still steaming.
Obviously, a certain kid was afraid that he would be hungry, so he baked it specially.
Duan Yibai took the branch, smiled and said thank you.
It looked normal on the surface, but in fact it was howling inwardly.
Ah, why is Master so obedient, why is he so sensible, the whole daddy's caring little padded jacket!
If it wasn't for the fear that the other party would turn his face, Duan Yibai really wanted to kiss the other party's face dozens of times.
He raised his hand and rubbed Qing Yi's head, secretly feeling refreshed.
"It's late, you go to bed first."
Duan Yibai has already tidied up the haystack bed inside, except that it is too simple, sleeping is not a problem.
Regarding the haystack bed, Duan Yibai has been wanting to complain. It turns out that the person who lives here is not a chicken, is it? The haystack is used to hatch eggs?
Qing Yi didn't move, but asked, "What else do you want to do?"
This person has been busy all day, and his body is still wounded, and he still doesn't plan to rest.
Duan Yibai pointed to the prey carcass on the ground, "We need to process the meat again, and then peel off the skin to make clothes."
The clothes on his body had long been soaked in blood, and he became more and more uncomfortable after the blood coagulated.
And Qingyi's suit became too big, and she couldn't wear it.
Duan Yibai thought that he could simply wear Shizun's clothes, anyway, he is only a little shorter than Shizun... that's right, a little bit.
But the clothes were clearly worn by Jie Qi, and they were so prosperous, Duan Yibai felt that it was inappropriate.
"You know how to make clothes?" Qing Yi questioned precisely.
"Uh...no." Facing the child's speechless eyes, Duan Yibai hastened to make amends: "But animal skin clothes are not simple, isn't it just peeling off the skin, washing it, and then sewing it into a circle, what a joke .”
Qing Yi always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know how to mend it, and couldn't tell what was wrong right now.
I hope it is as simple as this person said.
Duan Yibai worked hard until late at night, and then he went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to make four animal skin clothes, plus two pairs of extremely simple shoes.
Obviously the idea is very simple, just use thin and flexible grass stems to connect the animal skins together.But it was not until the actual operation that Duan Yibai deeply realized what is called "talking on paper".
Duan Yibai's brain: It's so simple, isn't it enough to have hands?
Duan Yibai's hands: You can be more tactful when you call me non-existent.
Duan Yibai didn't want to recall the hardships during the period.
After hammering his numb waist, Duan Yibai went to the river near the tribe to get some water to wash off the blood on his body, and then changed into animal skin clothes.
"..." Duan Yibai fell silent when he saw his own reflection clearly by the moonlight.
Then a decision slowly rose in his heart: Master must wear it!
Back at the house, Qing Yi had already curled up on the haystack bed and fell asleep.
Originally, the other party wanted to watch him make clothes, but after all, his physical fitness dropped too much, and he fell asleep after a while.
Carefully falling asleep on the bed, Duan Yibai hugged the child into his arms, and closed his eyes contentedly.
The wife and child are hot on the kang, and the child is born, but a wife is still missing.
Amused by his own strange imagination, Duan Yibai grinned and hugged the child even tighter.
Now that the foothold has been found, he can entrust the master in the tribe starting tomorrow, and he will go out to find clues.
You can also go out hunting with the people here for a few days first to see if you can get more information out.
For example, has there been any abnormality recently, is there anything strange and so on.He is just a newcomer, and he is definitely not as familiar with the world as the residents of this world.
At the same time, Duan Yibai also found it very strange that although he had only been in this world for a day, he could still perceive that the energy of this world was not high at all, and it was completely incomparable with the world of cultivating immortals.
How did such a low-energy world connect with the world of cultivating immortals?
Early the next morning, Qing Yi opened his eyes first.
After realizing that he was held in Duan Yibai's arms, he was slightly taken aback, and then noticed the other party's dress.
"..." Ugly is not ugly, and even has a different kind of beauty.
But inexplicably, Qing Yi was a little upset.
There is too little fabric, and the arms and legs are exposed.
Looking at the white arms and legs, Qing Yi silently pushed the haystack to cover it a little.
I noticed that there was a stack of small clothes in front of me, so I knew it was for myself.
Qing Yi struggled for a long time, but decided to put it on, after all, it's not a problem to always be wrapped in a big dress.
"Well......"
Hearing the sound of "swish rustling", Duan Yibai's eyelids trembled and opened.
The first thing I saw was the miniature version of his master wearing animal skin.
The fair skin is lined with dark animal skins, coupled with exquisite facial features and snow-haired silver eyes, he looks like an elf in the forest.
Up top, good top up.Duan Yibai subconsciously covered his nose, for fear that some unknown red liquid would flow out.
This is too cute, if the system is not there, he would have to take thousands of photos as a souvenir.
The drowsiness had long been knocked out of the sky by this refreshing scene, Duan Yibai felt that he was now so energetic that he could go out and fight in groups.
"Come on Yiyi, let Daddy give you a hug~" Duan Yibai spread his arms paralyzed in the haystack, happily waiting for the child to throw himself into his arms.
"..." Qing Yi glanced at Duan Yibai who was smiling silly, and took two steps back cautiously.
This man is so strange, really so strange, have you never seen a child before?
"Oh, I can't help my son, I don't want to be hugged by my father now. My father is so lonely, my wife ran away with others, and now Yiyi doesn't want me anymore..."
Seeing that Qing Yi didn't want to come, Duan Yibai lowered his head aggrievedly, rubbed his eyes with his hand, pressed his other hand to his lips with a half clenched fist, and coughed weakly twice.
When he raised his head to look at Qing Yi again, his eyes were moist, and his lips were stained crimson because of coughing.
Against the pale complexion, how can one be so weak and haggard.
"..." Did you act too much?
Qing Yi originally wanted to pretend that he didn't see or hear, but he couldn't move his feet.
The wound that fell on Duan Yibai's body was extremely glaring compared to the smooth and fair skin elsewhere.
After a stalemate for a long time, at the end he let out an almost inaudible sigh, which contained a bit of helplessness.
Feeling the limp body slipping into his arms, Duan Yibai felt that he was going to heaven.
Unable to resist rubbing his face against Qing Yi, Duan Yibai buried his head in Qing Yi's arms and sucked like a cat-sucking patient.
The severity of the plot, in modern times, would be directly arrested and locked up to eat the food of the system.
It's a pity that there is no milk fragrance... Duan Yibai regrets while sucking.
There is always a frosty aura about Master, even when he gets younger.
Duan Yibai was immersed in his perverted regret, and didn't notice Qingyi's unnatural reaction.
Qingyi's ear tips were a little red, and his stomach was itchy from being rubbed by this perverted person, and he could still feel the heat from his exhalation.
He shouldn't be tempted to throw himself into the trap for a moment, it's really crazy.
He stretched out his hand and pushed Duan Yibai's face, "Let me go."
"Hug again~" Duan Yibai reluctantly rubbed against the soft belly several times.
Qing Yi trembled, and hurriedly broke away from Duan Yibai, and finally escaped.
"There are no rules." Qing Yi glared at Duan Yibai, showing a bit of majesty with his cute little face.
"..." Duan Yibai seemed to see the adult version of Master at that moment.
No matter how old or young, Master trains people in the same way.
"Okay, okay, no more hugs." Duan Yibai grinned, stood up and patted the animal skin on his body, "I'm going to barbecue."
After eating the barbecue, Duan Yibai rubbed the top of Qingyi's head and said, "I want to go out, so you just stay here obediently and don't go out, and don't talk to strangers, you know?"
"...Are you going hunting again?" Qing Yi paused, "Aren't there many more?"
This must be caring for himself, Duan Yibai was very moved by the villain in his heart.
With a serious face, "Daddy has important things to do, but you don't have to worry, Daddy will come back tonight."
"If you're hungry, eat the grilled meat. I'll fetch water next to you, so you can drink it." Duan Yibai went out, and the old father's attributes exploded, and he kept urging him.
"Be careful, don't run away with others!" The master is so cute, Duan Yibai is really afraid that someone who is interested in sex will have bad intentions for the master.
But there is no way, it is too dangerous to take Master with him in the forest, and it is also very inconvenient to investigate.
"..." Qingyi silently watched Duan Yibai leave, then sighed again.
This person doesn't seem to be in the mood at all, how can it be reassuring.
Qing Yi didn't realize that the ages of the two seemed to be reversed.Obviously Duan Yibai is the eldest, but he is more like that worried parent.
There was nothing else to do on the left and right. Qing Yi saw the material used to repair the wall joints in the corner, and went forward to study how to use it.
He was not tall enough, so he found a fairly flat stone and dragged it over to use it as a stepping stone.
Repair the wall, and the man can rest directly when he comes back.
[Yes, the theater is here again, don't miss it]
--------------------
The author has something to say:
This theater has nothing to do with the text, and the logic of dog blood and collapse is flying all over the sky, just enjoy watching it.
If we insist on the timeline, Xiaobai was in a state of chasing love before he met the system.
【I love the three senior brothers of dog-blood obsession (1)】
Three two one open!
"One year, two years, three years..."
In the Huayin Hall, Duan Yibai was lying on the bed trying to count the years he had pursued his master with his fingers.
He finished counting all ten fingers.
The more I think about it, the more miserable it becomes.
The small gift given to the master yesterday was rejected by the master again. He wanted to hold hands with him but failed. He also got a copy of the cultivation method as a gift from the master, telling him to let him practice in seclusion before leaving the room.
Looking at the thick exercise that can kill people with one blow, the master probably intends not to see him for ten years.
"No, I want to change my strategy." Duan Yibai threw away the exercises, and dragged out a basket full of books from under the bed.
Look at the cover of the book: "Teach You to Capture Your Heart", "What to do if the Master Is Too Cold", "One Hundred Tricks of a Delicate Disciple"...
These were all smuggled up by him, who had worked so hard to evade his master.
Picking out a book that looked similar to his situation, Duan Yibai took out a pen and paper, and took notes while reading.
"Playing hard to get...a sense of distance...a rival in love..."
Duan Yibai memorized the entire paper, looked at the key points listed above, and decided to try one by one.
First of all, keep a sense of distance from the target.
So in the next few days, Qing Yi fell into deep doubts.
Why does Xiaobai always run up to him suddenly these days, without saying a word, just glance at him, and then run away quickly and disappear.
Such a move can happen dozens of times a day.
On another morning, Duan Yibai took a deep look.Seeing that the other party was about to run again, Qing Yi reached out and grabbed the other party's collar in the air and pulled him to him.
He said lightly: "What are you doing these days?" How come it seems that you are insane.
Duan Yibai's eyes lit up when he heard this, and the little deer in his heart jumped wildly.
This trick really worked, the master took the initiative to talk to himself, and he was still concerned about himself hehehe.
Duan Yibai really wanted to take the opportunity to rub the master's hand that was holding him, but when he thought of his notes, he forcibly held back.
This is all for future happiness.
The second item of notes: Show disdain for the goal and show your aloofness.
So Qing Yi watched his little disciple stare at him with a very strange look, and his mouth was still raised for a long time.
"......What happened to you?"
Note No. [-]: Let the target know that you are no longer interested in him.
Duan Yibai took a deep breath, forced a serious face, and said righteously: "I don't like you...you anymore! I have someone else I like!"
Note No. [-]: Leave after showing off your majesty, your back must be chic, and you will never look back.
"..." Qing Yi just watched his little disciple wrinkle his face like a bitter melon, and moved away with his hands and feet stiff.That head seemed to have a stiff neck, and the angle was twisted indescribably.
Kind of hilariously cute.
Shouldn't it be really exciting?
But it's okay, people should calm down, it's not ridiculous to pester him all the time to say he likes it.
In the room
"It seems to be really useful, Master looks at me differently today." Duan Yibai smiled happily.
"Then see what to do when you come down."
The line of sight falls to the fifth note: Arrange a rival in love appropriately, increase the sense of urgency of the target, and let the target realize that you are very sought-after.
"Rival in love?" Duan Yibai pursed his lips, a little annoyed.
The whole world of cultivating immortals knew that he was stalking his master, so there would be no one to pursue him. It can be said that his peach blossoms were completely cut off by himself.
Although Duan Yibai didn't mind at all, but now the situation is a bit tricky.
If it really doesn't work... then you can only start with your own people.
No one is chasing him, so he can take the initiative by himself, anyway, he told Master just now that he has someone else he likes.
Randomly tore off a piece of paper, picked up a pen and wrote on it: The object of pursuit: Senior Brother Li, Senior Brother Shen, Senior Brother Wu.
The three senior brothers all tried it out, anyway, they didn't lose their minds or their minds.
Duan Yibai's train of thought was interrupted by a sudden shout from outside the door, "Xiaobai, senior brother is going outside to find materials for making swords, do you want to go out with senior brother?"
This voice is Senior Brother Li.
The corner of Duan Yibai's mouth rose, it was too timely, everyone came just as soon as he thought of it.
Of course, you have to communicate with Senior Brother Li first, and the two of you will act together in a play.Brother Li will definitely agree, Duan Yibai is not worried about being rejected at all.
"Let's go, let's go together." Duan Yibai opened the door and replied with a smile.
When I left the gate of the courtyard, I met Master who was reading a book, and the two said hello.
Qing Yi responded lightly, and glanced at Duan Yibai, seeing that the other party was in a normal state of mind, he didn't say anything, and let them leave Huayin Hall.
At this time, Qing Yi didn't know yet, because of his hasty decision to release people, he almost had sheep on his head.
[This unscrupulous theater was inspired by readers' "fish in fish", because it is a bit long, so it is divided into several chapters (in fact, it is not finished)
The brains of other little angels can and will write, let's do it one by one.
Hehehe~ (Suddenly abnormal)]
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