i'm not a monster

Perhaps because they realized that this battle was impossible to fight, after a long whistle, the zombie team and silicon-based creatures began to retreat.

Fat Bird asked me in a low voice, "Do you want to chase after me?"

I thought about it, "The zombies are the most cunning, and the king of the silicon-based creatures didn't make a move, and I don't know what the ability is. If they are fully united, our team will definitely be eaten by them, forget it Forget it, go back, wash up and sleep."

I saw the zombies and silicon-based creatures leave with my own eyes, and I took my men back. This seemingly short time has actually been a big victory for one night. I am a little proud. I came out of the bubble and rode the king , Walking and waving at the head protruding from the city wall, there was a burst of cheers over there.

I straightened my collar and led my men in black through the city wall back to the base. There were applause and screams everywhere in the base, and people called me the number one God of War.

Passing by a newly built store, the glass mirror at the door blinded my eyes, I covered it with my hand, and the king had already passed by.

"Come back." I patted the king on the head.

The king took two steps back and returned to the mirror, showing a ferocious smile at the dog's face inside. I raised my chin, carefully adjusted my collar and smoothed my hair.

The fat bird fell from the sky and stood on my shoulders in a handsome pose.

I felt that I was very handsome at this time, so I swaggered and let the king go on. I saw Xu Huaqian standing in the crowd and squeezed this way from a long distance. I quickly shook my hand at him, "This way, this way... "

Maybe I was walking that way, the crowd started to get out of the way automatically, Xu Huaqian ran over smoothly, I pulled his arm and pulled him up.

The king was reluctant at first, I asked Xu Huaqian to feed him with spar, and he was willing, this gluttonous guy.

Xu Huaqian didn't forget to laugh at me when he sat up, "Look at you three idiots, so cute."

He pressed my head and rubbed it, and I stared at him embarrassedly, "Everyone else is watching, save me some face."

"Okay." He leaned over and kissed me, and I couldn't find where it was?

I feel that Xu Huaqian looks so happy, people are more sunny, and he smiled at me three times in a short while.

I was lost in his smile and was taken home by him in a daze.Before he knew what was going on, he was taken to bed by Xu Huaqian.

When I came back to my senses, Xu Huaqian had already pressed me down and kissed me wildly. While kissing me, he looked at me and smiled, "Thank you."

"No, you're welcome." Facing such an active Xu Huaqian, I blushed completely.

"That's right." Xu Huaqian stopped his movements and looked at me, "I heard that you won the battle. I wanted to watch it, but there were too many people, and I couldn't squeeze through. I was pushed down by others when I went up." He was emotional A little down.

I quickly comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, I can watch it when I come back anyway."

"It's a pity, I didn't see what happened."

"Then let me tell you something?" I hesitated.

"Okay, let's talk!"

I told him what happened back and forth, "The four corpse kings are all very powerful, and one of them hasn't appeared, but it's certainly not bad that he can lead the other three corpse kings. There is also the king of silicon-based creatures." Did not come out, what kind of mystery, really.

I harvested a lot of polyspars this time, so happy. "

"Then did you share it with your men?"

"It's all received by me, why should I share it with my subordinates?" I was a little puzzled.

"They did everything they could, but you didn't give them anything. That's not okay." Xu Huaqian taught me seriously, "Who will help you next time?"

"Oh." I half understood.

"Go ahead and call them over. Everyone has to get a share of the benefits before they will follow you wholeheartedly, understand?"

"Understood." I nodded, and called Fat Bird over, let him roar loudly, and all the small animals on the whole floor called over.

I took out the crystal stones I received today, and they piled up even more on the entire bed, because all the animals attacked one place too hard, and basically there were no survivors in that area.

There was nothing left to die, and all the falling crystals were taken in by the bubbles lurking around me.

In fact, there are still many high-level ones, all of which have been put away by me. Selfishness is still necessary, and selflessness can’t be done, ahem~

The eyes of the little animals brightened when they saw so many crystals, and Xu Huaqian was surprised to divide the crystals. He first asked me who had the strongest ability, who was weak, and who contributed more. In fact, I didn’t know, but the mynah The fat bird actually remembered everything.

He also speaks eloquently, even recognizes every animal, and can even describe any supernatural powers. I really doubt how his bird brain can hold so many things.

According to Xu Huaqian's words, he divided the crystals among the small animals, some were more, some were less, the largest ones could not be held in two hands, and they were all high-grade crystals, and the least ones were only one or two, which were still low-grade.

When he met Dawang and Fat Niao, he was not polite at all, and he gave a lot of high-level ones. He couldn't close the happy mouths of these two guys, and they yelled at each master more slippery than me.

Seeing that the crystals on the bed shrank to one or two crystals of the Zombie King, I was so heartbroken that I couldn't breathe.

After sending them away Xu Huaqian looked at me funny, "It's all for your own good, to increase their loyalty to you."

"Then why are you giving so much to the king and mynah?" I looked at him dissatisfied.

"Because they are all super-seventh-level superpowers. The most important thing is that they are by your side. It's not enough to guarantee their loyalty, but they have to be good enough to block a knife for you." Xu Huaqian looked at me solemnly.

I held back my mouth, "Okay, okay, just give it!"

"Pfft!" Xu Huaqian looked at me jokingly, "Don't look like a dead father, don't think I don't know, you must have hidden a lot, don't you?"

He tickled me shamelessly.

"No, absolutely not." I quickly denied.

"You still lie to me, I'll know what your fart is when you turn your butt!"

"I don't fart." I corrected Xu Huaqian's misplacement.

"Oh!" He seemed to have just remembered, "I forgot, you don't have a hole in the back, stick your butt up for me to see, you have eaten so many crystals, why can't you pull it?"

"Digested, digested." I said while avoiding Xu Huaqian's clutches.

"Take off the pants and let me see, everything has evolved, why didn't it evolve later?"

"No, really not." I pulled up the pants that he pulled off in embarrassment.

He sat on my waist, broke my butt, and retracted his hand in disappointment after a while, "Did you do it on purpose? Say it!"

"If it doesn't grow, it doesn't grow!" I looked at the wallpaper with a guilty conscience.

"Why are you guilty?" Xu Huaqian noticed my expression keenly, and squinted at me, "Take it from the truth, and be strict when you resist."

"Really not." I spread my hands, "If you don't believe me, search."

"Forget it, forget it, I know you're dishonest." Xu Huaqian slapped me hard on the buttocks, and sat on the bed again, "I have a power, it's lightning power."

He stretched out his finger and pointed at the ceiling, Chi Chi!A flash of lightning came out and shot a black line across the ceiling. I looked up and saw black lines all over the ceiling, traces, as if scorched.

Xu Huaqian was a little embarrassed, "I haven't learned how to use it yet."

I took his hand, clasped his five fingers tightly, and used the lightning ability to pull his ability out of his body inch by inch and launch it.

boom!The lightning hit the light bulb accurately, and the room was suddenly dark. After a long time, Xu Huaqian gritted his teeth, "Bastard, why are you shooting the light bulb?"

I covered my head, "I'm wronged, I didn't mean it."

"Forget it." Xu Huaqian rubbed me again after beating, "Are you tired after exerting so much force?"

"Tired! I have used a lot of abilities, and my whole body is sore."

"Then you lie down, and I'll rub it for you." Xu Huaqian turned me over and lay me down, then sat on my back and massaged me.

His hands are light, and I couldn't help calling him to focus, "The emphasis is still too light."

I couldn't help calling him the key point again, I always felt a bit scratchy, I took the time to look back, Xu Huaqian had a ferocious expression, the veins in his hands were bulging, and beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.

"What's wrong with you?" I was startled.

He held back for a while, and looked at me discouragedly, "Your skin is so thick, if you don't evolve, you have evolved on the skin! The massage was fine last time, but this time I can't press it."

Woohoo, I'm so pitiful.

"Forget it, I'm standing up." Xu Huaqian stood up, stepped on my back, and massaged me with his whole body weight, "How about this time?"

"A little heavier." I said comfortably.

He stepped hard, stepping down inch by inch.It didn't stop until the tailbone.

"Is it comfortable enough?"

"No, no, come again." I closed my eyes and enjoyed it wholeheartedly.

"Get up, press me too, I've been waiting for you outside all night, and I'm so tired right now."

"Really?" I quickly got up and made room for Xu Huaqian, "Then I'll give you a massage."

I also don't know Xu Huaqian's tricks, so I can only simply beat his back and rub his shoulders. His technique is good, I didn't learn a little bit, but it hurt him instead.

Although I tried my best to be as light as possible, I still took a deep breath and opened my clothes to see, my mother, there were bruises everywhere.

Xu Huaqian took a look and scolded with a smile, "Those who don't know think you have a lot of hatred against me!"

I was very sad at first, but I was amused by his words, so I hurriedly treated him.

Fortunately, although I don't use the healing ability very often, it was smooth, and the purple marks on his back disappeared after a while.

"Don't press it, go to sleep! You have been waiting for me all night, don't wait next time, you are very tired."

He shook his head, "Wait, or don't worry, you are so stupid, what should you do if you are kidnapped?"

"Who dares to abduct me." I replied unconvinced.

"Enn." He pulled me into his arms, "No one dares to kidnap you, I'll sleep for a while, don't run around."

"Don't run."

He fell asleep quickly, but the sleep was very shallow. I blew hypnotic gas to make him fall asleep completely.

I didn't dare to sleep when he fell asleep, so I carefully sat on the edge of the bed and watched him, and counted his eyebrows and eyelashes when I was bored.

I'm going to count my hair after counting, but I'm confused because I have too many hairs.

I could hear someone's footsteps stepping on the ground, so I walked out when I was idle and bored.

It just so happened that there was a group of small animals on the ground who couldn't sleep and were playing handsome, and they all said they were handsome.

I ran away when I came, only the king and mynah were left, so I took out my scepter and waved it.

Starling stood on top of the ruins and read a book. He opened his paws and raised his eyelids to look at me.

"A little above, a little above, left, idiot."

boom!The scepter turned into a stream of light and hit the starling's feet, scaring the bird into the air and flying into the air, and pieces of bird feathers fell off.

I pulled out my scepter, and sighed deeply, "It's so important to pretend to be cool."

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