i'm not a monster

The fat bird carefully landed on the ground, picked up the book that he had kicked off the ground, and fled as far away as possible.

I raised my hand to block the sun, watched him fly farther and farther, turned to look for the king, and saw him playing hide-and-seek with the base again.

The king loves to play, and usually likes to play with humans who are lower than him.

I felt bored, and was about to go back and continue counting Xu Huaqian's hair, when I suddenly heard someone calling me from behind, and when I looked back, it was a fat man again.

The fat man ran in a hurry, sweating profusely, he squatted down from a long distance and took out a stack of red paper from his shoes. I was disgusted and couldn't help turning my head away.

The fat man just rushed over, picked out a few of the stack of red papers and handed them to me, "Here you are, you all won the battle by your own ability this time, so the base will hold a feast to celebrate, and also fill in the base. It’s not a solution for people to cry and mourn every day, life is going to pass, take it, this is an invitation card, there are several, you can give it to the people around you, you don’t need it.”

I pinched a corner in disgust and waved my hand, "Let's go! Let's go!"

"Then I'm leaving." The fat man knew that he looked unsatisfactory, that he was not flattering, and that he didn't force his presence, so he turned his head and left very consciously.

I don't need an invitation, I just give it to Xu Huaqian. I don't know if he has any friends, so I just give it to him.

I seem to be friends for 1 minutes or so, but he disappeared long ago and took away my [-]-clawed son with good genes, good or bad, don't love him anymore.

Huh!I suddenly felt that the bubble I put on Xu Huaqian was poked by something, I don't know what happened, I obviously put it very secretly.

I couldn't help but turn my gaze to Xu Huaqian, and when I turned around, I realized that it wasn't the bubbles I put on him that were exposed, but that he was sitting on the toilet and stuffing his earpick into his little Huaqian slowly. dig.

He moved very lightly, but even so he grinned his teeth in pain, maybe there was no one around, so he didn't pretend to be fine as usual.

He picked it out several times lightly but failed to get out the bubbles inside. Instead, it got deeper and deeper. In the end, he had no choice but to shift the target.

Moved my hand to the back, I was looking hard, and I couldn't help but control Bubble to drill into him.

boom!I covered my forehead and moved my gaze away from Xu Huaqian with difficulty. I looked at the wall in front of me dissatisfied, and a hole was knocked out by me.

Woohoo, it hurts so much! ! !

When the pain subsided a little, I turned my gaze back to Xu Huaqian. Fortunately, I didn't miss anything. Xu Huaqian inserted his finger,,, into the back of himself, and dug a few times. Push the bubbles in.

I played a prank at the time and blew several times, squeezed one, pushed one, all behind will move, each rubbing against the edge, I don’t know where it hit?Xu Huaqian exhaled softly, his face suddenly became flushed, and his breathing gradually increased.

I keenly noticed that Xiao Huaqian raised his head and chest, Xu Huaqian touched it lightly, and slowly held it.

My mind got hot, and I was already running back. Before I could open the door, I kicked it over, kicking two doors in a row. After the door opened, I saw Xu Huaqian make a move. Xiao Huaqian was frightened by my big movement.

He gave me a fierce look, and I shook my head regretfully, "I'm actually late."

Xu Huaqian stood up abruptly, pointed at Xiao Huaqian, "Get it out quickly."

I originally wanted to ask for something, but seeing his darkened face, I didn't dare to ask for anything, and secretly squeezed out the bubbles one by one.

Seeing that he was still angry, I hurriedly gave him the invitation from the fat man, "The fat man brought it, saying that he will hold a feast tomorrow to celebrate my victory, and he also gave me a lot of invitations. If you have no friends, you are just a family member, if you have friends, bring them with you!"

Xu Huaqian calmed down quite a bit, took the invitation card and looked at it carefully, and pointed to the wrinkled place and asked me, "Why are you so wrinkled?"

He has a sensitive nose, maybe he smelled something, he couldn't help sniffing it, I quickly patted it off, "Fatty stuffed this thing under the sole of his shoe as an insole, don't smell it, it stinks to death."

Xu Huaqian immediately took the invitation away in disgust, "I just happen to have a few friends, there must be something to eat for the feast, if you don't go, it's not for nothing, let's invite them to go together!"

"En." I have no objection, "It's up to you."

Time passed quickly, passing by in a flash, like a wild horse with prolapsed anus, gone forever.

The next day came quickly, Xu Huaqian was worthy of the hall, the kitchen, even my underwear was picked out for me, when we both got dressed and looked at the watch, it was terrible, it was already so late.

Xu Huaqian was in a hurry, and was about to pull me out immediately, so I let go of his hand, "You go first! Big names come out last."

He looked at me with disdain, laughed and cursed, "Just you? Pull it down, just don't lose face and do stupid things."

I was pierced by him, and I couldn't help but push him outside the door, "Don't worry, I promise I won't do anything stupid."

He smiled, "Then I'll go first."

"Yeah." I waved my hand, and as soon as he left, I immediately took off my clothes and changed into an ancient long mandarin jacket. The big red one is very festive. I got it from a wedding photo shop a long time ago. Yes, it was originally a set, and I threw away the women's dress. Fortunately, there are more than one such wedding dress in there.

I have already prepared his tricks, and I am just waiting to propose to him in front of everyone. He must be moved to marry me.

Take out the big rose ring we had in S City as a token of love, and use this to propose later. My marriage proposal ceremony must be different, and it is best to give Xu Huaqian an unforgettable memory.

Seeing that the time was almost up, I dawdled out the door. Fortunately, the guard knew me.

To be honest, what does the base feel like? It’s not like the end of the world, because ordinary people can’t eat things that they can’t eat in a lifetime. A person with a supernatural power can grow a large piece with a wave of his hand. Although the taste will be much worse, it’s better than nothing. Eat well.

The feast is at night, and there are many people and it is very lively. Of course, there are not only people, but also many small animals. There is a fire piled with matches on the ground, and artificial meat is roasted on the fire. There is no way, basically animals can’t Eat, otherwise the little animals are guaranteed to rebel, even I can't hold it back.

From a long distance away, I saw a pair of long curtains pasted on the door. On the curtains, there were clearly written words in bright red, "Warmly celebrate the building of the New Federal Harmonious Society..."

I was suddenly one head and two big. When the paralysis was so grand, I was dressed like an idiot, and I was still holding a big rose ring, waiting to propose like Xu Huaqian on this day.

The fat man didn't say anything, this situation must be to celebrate my victory when the new federation was established, the bastard fat man didn't tell me the truth in order to take care of my face, and when he met him, he had to punch shit first.

I was just about to find a place to hide and change my clothes before coming back, when I suddenly heard Xu Huaqian calling me from behind, he walked over a few steps and patted my shoulder, "So it's really you, why are you dressed like this? I almost didn't recognize it."

I wanted to cry but had no tears, "Isn't this a rare good day?"

"Really?" Xu Huaqian raised his eyebrows and looked at me playfully.

I had nothing to say, so I was dragged into the venue by Xu Huaqian. There was a table with my name on it, and Xu Huaqian's. We sat together.

I sighed in my heart, the arrangement was really proper.

I came late, everyone was almost there, and everyone looked at my wedding dress strangely, which made me really want to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Not long after, someone came up on the temporary high platform, holding a microphone in his hand, and tried a few sounds before speaking.

"Thank you for being able to witness the moment of establishing a new federation with the base, next..."

boom!A figure covered in blood suddenly broke in from outside. He was injured in many places and almost turned into a blood man. As soon as he came in, he fell to the ground, "There is a ghost in the magic medicine!"

He only had time to say this before he was trampled on by the pursuers, and a long golden spear stabbed at him from top to bottom, "Disturb when the new federation is established, you deserve to die."

My originally talking and laughing face darkened in an instant, and I put the wine glass I wanted to drink on the table suddenly, making a bang.

My speed has never been slow, and I have already blown the bubbles in an instant, drove the bubbles, and completely wrapped the blood man.

The golden spear stabbed twice but failed to penetrate, he finally put down the golden spear in his hand, "This kind of person deserves death, why stop me?"

"Why didn't you wait for him to finish?" I stood up abruptly, pointing at the crumbling blood man lying on the ground, he seemed a bit unable to hold on, his whole body was shaking.

Maybe it was because someone took the lead, and other supernatural users also stood up one after another. After all, the information he said was very important. Basically, all super seven-level superhumans got the magic medicine. My most trusted subordinates, or relatives, lovers, if there is really a problem with the magical medicine, all super seventh-level abilities cannot avoid being forced to coerce or something.

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