Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

Every department of the Taiwan celebration dinner produced a program, and the supernatural program group and the midnight broadcast were the cash cows of the station, so they naturally received the director's attention.

The midnight radio group sent DJ Haohao and Yunyun to sing a duet. Luo Yunsong thought that the two golden voices would be able to hold the stage, but after the audition, the director turned his head and said, "That's it?"

Luo Yunsong: "That's right, she sang pretty well."

"Xiao Luo, this show is a bit monotonous." The director pointed, "Both of them move and sing well, but the stage is so big, doesn't it seem too empty? Xiao Yan, what do you think?"

Yan Shi's comment: "The venue is large and the number of people is small."

Director: "Yes."

Luo Yunsong: "Then... add some dancing?"

The director nodded, and Luo Yunsong said to the assistant: "Arrange some dance steps, and pull everyone in the group up."

There were not many people in the radio group, except for the two singers, there were still nine people left. The director shook his head and said, "It's still too few."

Luo Yunsong said to the assistant: "Go to other groups to borrow some people."

Director: "That's unnecessary, Xiao Luo, why don't you go up?"

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Director: "Look, there are nine people, asymmetrical, just one more, Xiao Yan, don't you think so?"

Yan Shi: "Yes, yes."

Luo Yunsong said to the assistant: "...how about...you go?"

The director smiled and stared at the assistant. The assistant was sweating, and a blind person could see that the director wanted his dear Xiao Luo to perform. Looking at him, if he agrees to this matter, he will not give face to the director, and if he does not agree, he will be sorry for Luo Dada. After thinking about it, the assistant clutched his stomach: "Ah, it hurts."

The director waved his hand: "Go."

The assistant fled immediately as if he had been pardoned.

Luo Yunsong: "..." Nima!

The director patted him: "That's it."

Yan Shi gloated: "Hey!"

Director: "Xiao Yan, your group seems to be a musical, right? Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet?"

Yan Shi handed the director a copy of the script, and the director flipped through it. Xiao Miao and A Biao were the two protagonists, and the others were either servants or props for the set. The staff was fully utilized. The director pointed to the props bar: " Let's add another tree."

"There are not enough manpower." Yan Shi was in a dilemma.

"You go up."

Yan Shi: "..." Nima!You made such a big circle to ask me to come on stage, right?

Luo Yunsong: "Hey!"

Yan Shi secretly reached out his hand and pinched Luo Yunsong.

After watching the song and dance drama of the program group, Luo Yunsong got up and went to the toilet, thinking about which dance step to choose. The people in the group are all young people. If he is an old guy to accompany a group of young people to dance around, just thinking about it makes him feel tiring.

The bathroom was at the end of the corridor, and the sensor light was not in good contact, flashing on and off, when Luo Yunsong unzipped his trousers, he heard voices coming from the cubicle behind him.

"Hey, it's been ten years before I know it."

"I heard that the performance is very rich, I really want to go and see it."

Luo Yunsong thought the voice was familiar, but he couldn't remember it all at once. While washing his hands, he looked in the mirror. The door of the cubicle was half closed, and there was a figure shaking inside.

Yan Shi came in from the door, and was taken aback when he saw Luo Yunsong, Luo Yunsong touched his nose: "Well, do I want to wait for you?"

Yan Shi: "Go away!"

Luo Yunsong walked out of the toilet, felt someone behind him, turned his head quickly, and the two men were startled by him.

"Ah, Brother Hua, Brother Dong."

"Hey, Xiao Luo, long time no see!"

Hua Ge Dong Ge is a senior in the TV station. He has worked in the film and television industry for more than 30 years. Luo Yunsong has seen them on TV. The three of them exchanged polite greetings for a while, Brother Hua and Dongge left, he straightened his belt tightly and came out, looked around, the corridor was empty, only Mama Yu stared blankly with a mop outside the door of the women's toilet. Looking at them, the eyes are really exciting, and it seems that a thousand words don't know where to start.

what's the situation?Yan Shi looked at Luo Yunsong suspiciously, Luo Yunsong pointed: "Zip."

Yan Shi looked down, well, the door was wide open, and Shi Ruby's head poked out!

Yan Shi tied up his trousers with a blushing face, turned his head and left, Luo Yunsong chased after him, and comforted him: "Sruby's underwear is cute."

Yan Shi turned his face and ignored him.

Luo Yunsong: "Actually, the coffee cat's is not bad... well, I'll shut up."

A gorgeous old lady walked up to her, and she smiled at Luo Yunsong: "Hi! Xiao Luo!"

"Hey." Luo Yunsong didn't recognize her, so he responded casually.

"Hey, this should be Yan Shi, you are so young, you two's show is very popular!" The old lady giggled, and Luo Yunsong also smiled and said yes, wondering, who is this woman? Who?Dressed in colorful clothes, with a thick layer of powder on his face, gray hair tied up in a bun, and wearing a pair of sunglasses, the old man is really trendy now!

Yan Shi raised his face and said nothing, the old lady waved away after paying their respects to them.

Going to the open-air balcony, Yan Shi found a chair and sat down, and hooked his hands towards Luo Yunsong. Luo Yunsong sat over without knowing why, watching Yan Shi smoking heavily, and after a while, Yan Shi asked: "Did you meet Brother Hua?" With brother-in-law?"

"correct."

"Brother Hua and Brother Dong...they are long gone, do you understand what I mean?"

Luo Yunsong was taken aback for a moment, but when he realized it, his expression turned a little ugly.

Yan Shi handed Luo Yunsong a cigarette, lit it for him, and continued: "Brother Hua and Brother Dong died ten years ago, one was drinking too much, the other fell to his death while filming, at that time you I haven't come to the TV station yet, and I'm just an intern, and at that time, a big man passed away, and the news is all about the big man, so it's not surprising that you don't know about the two of them."

Luo Yunsong took a puff of cigarette tremblingly, he understood why Yu Ma's eyes were so strange.

"Also, who were you talking to in the corridor just now?"

Luo Yunsong wiped his face, not knowing how to describe it, he hesitated for a long time before he said: "A...fashionably dressed old lady."

"Wearing sunglasses and fancy dress?"

"Ah."

"There is only one person who dares to dress like that, and that is the director's ex-wife." Yan Shi sighed, "Everyone in the station calls her Aunt Hua, she died of illness a few years ago, and later the director married the nanny at home. It is said that it was Aunt Hua's intention before she left, this matter was not made public, I only found out after hearing Xiao Miao talk about it."

After Yan Shi finished speaking, he remained silent. The two smoked one mouthful after another. Brother Hua and Brother Dong sat on another chair and discussed Taiqing. Under the sun, they were no different from ordinary people. There is no shadow.

A spirit is an energy, not a substance, and therefore cannot cast a shadow.

Those who passed away all came back for Taiqing.

Dinner was eaten at Fuli Hotel.

The director was the host, and after delivering an inspiring mobilization speech, he stepped off the stage and toasted table by table.

His current wife was on the side, and the old couple looked very well-matched.

The people who came to the dinner were not only people from the TV station, but also many investors, reporters, celebrities, etc. The director took advantage of the dinner to show off the vibrant image of the station, and prepared topics for the Taiwan celebration. It was so lively, none of them knew that there were already many spirit bodies mixed in around them, and the waiter walked over, as if they had penetrated a three-dimensional projection.

Aunt Hua stood in the corner, looked at her husband and smiled, looked at her, and suddenly turned her gaze to Luo Yunsong. Luo Yunsong was so frightened that his hands shook, and most of the beer was spilled.

"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Yan Shi leaned over and whispered, "Did you see them again?"

"Um……"

"Human beings and ghosts have different paths, so you have to pretend not to see it." Yan Shi reminded, "Otherwise, think about it, there are so many people, you are the only one who can see them, and if they don't come to you, who will they be looking for? The director will be at this table soon, Be smart, there are cameras following you!"

Luo Yunsong wanted to cry, but he had already seen Aunt Hua walking towards him, not only Aunt Hua, but Brother Hua and Dong were also walking towards him, didn't they just take a few extra glances!Is it too late to pretend not to see it now?

There was a grain of rice on Yan Shi's lips, and Luo Yunsong took the grain of rice down without any hesitation. The person involved was fine, and the people at the table were not calm. They only hated that their hands were not fast enough to capture the scene of showing affection.

Brother Hua had already come to Luo Yunsong's side at this time, raised his hand and waved in front of his eyes.

Luo Yunsong remained calm, pretending not to see it.

Brother Hua wondered: "It's strange, he can't see us?"

Brother Dong: "No, Xiao Luo still talked to us today, hello, Xiao Luo?"

Aunt Hua came over waddlingly, and stretched out her heavily made-up face in front of Luo Yunsong. Luo Yunsong ate the steamed pork with rice flour in his mouth, and he didn't want to eat it. He put down the bowl tremblingly, and deliberately covered his face with a tissue, pretending to be in Wipe your mouth.

Aunt Hua: (づ￣3￣)づ

Luo Yunsong: ⊙﹏⊙|||

Surrounded by a group of people, the director came and everyone at the table stood up. The director greeted Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong with a cup, said some words of encouragement, and then everyone clinked glasses. After the filming, the director left , when a table of people sat down, only Luo Yun stood out from the crowd.

The eyes of the whole table were fixed on Luo Yunsong, and the director also looked back, wondering if Xiao Luo had something to say?

"Damn, sit down!" Yan Shi saw that the camera was pointed at this side, so he hurriedly tugged at him.

The flashing lights kept flashing, and the director walked over slowly, gave Luo Yunsong an encouraging look, and signaled him to speak up if he had something to say.

Luo Yunsong was about to cry, there is something to say!Aunt Hua sat on the chair with her legs crossed, looking at him leisurely, where do you want him to sit? !

The reporters stretched out their mics, and everyone was waiting. It would be impossible not to say anything now. Luo Yunsong glanced at the crowd, decided to take a gamble, and said: "The TV station has accompanied us through the years. Ups and downs, now we are about to celebrate the 50th anniversary..."

The opening ceremony was full of bureaucratic accents, Luo Yunsong babbled nonsense citing scriptures, changed the subject, and chanted a few thunderous names. When Brother Hua and Brother Dong heard their names, they were stunned, and even Aunt Hua was ordered. Luo Yunsong finished counting the names and made a concluding speech. Although the old man has left, the TV station has become a place of belonging in their hearts. They have contributed their youthful years in Taili. As a member of Taili, they will definitely come back to spend the happiest time with everyone on the day of celebration in Taili!

Luo Yunsong spoke impassionedly, and the ordinary words and sentences he said were both sensational and infectious. Many people shed tears when they recalled the days with their old friends, and even a few seniors burst into tears , the director and his wife thought of Aunt Hua, and couldn't bear the sadness, their eyes turned red, Yan Shi was the first to react, and immediately stood up and applauded, the applause gradually became one piece, everyone stood up in unison, for Luo Dacai Give the warmest applause.

The director patted Luo Yunsong, choked up and unable to speak, Luo Yunsong's speech accidentally pushed the dinner to another level, Aunt Hua left at some point, after Luo Yunsong sat down, There was an endless stream of people who came to toast and greet, and Yan Shi was able to hold a few glasses for him at first, but in the end, Yan Shi was paralyzed from drinking, and Luo Yunsong was also paralyzed. When Da Mao and Er Mao carried them into the car, they were still huh Umm, talking nonsense, especially Luo Yunsong, who said to himself: "Brother Hua, Brother Dong, why are you here?"

Brother Hua who was sitting next to him sighed: "Xiao Luo, you are right, we came back to watch the celebration."

Luo Yunsong: "Well...then watch it, watch it."

Yan Shi echoed confusedly: "Look, look."

Da Mao Er Mao: "..."

Brother Hua: "Oh, but we can't get in, and we can't see it."

Luo Yunsong: "Why can't I get in? Isn't there a door!"

Brother Hua pushed Dong Ge and asked him to say, Dong Ge touched his chin, thought for a moment, and sighed: "Xiao Luo, to tell you the truth, you are the first person to see us, so I will tell you straight Let’s talk, there is a magic circle in the banquet hall, which was set up by the deputy director at the invitation of Master Ouyang Hui. There is also a Taoist symbol inside, which is said to be drawn by Master Lei Ting. You also know the situation of the TV station. It is a place where the wealth and aura gather, and the formations and Taoist talismans drive away evil spirits and protect the wealth."

Luo Yunsong said vaguely: "Oh... Lei Ting doesn't know him, but Ouyang Hui, I do know... I also introduced Yan Da to see him, Yan Da, don't you think so? Ah? You've seen him, right? ?”

Yan Shi: "I've seen it, yes, I've seen it."

Da Mao and Er Mao listened to their discussion, and said kindly: "Do you want to go there another day and let Master Ouyang Hui show Brother Song?"

Yan Shi: "Yeah, let's see, let's see."

Brother Dong sweated for a while, and before the topic was dragged away, he hurriedly said: "We were thinking, can I ask you for a favor? On the day of Taiqing, move the pot of kumquats in front of the banquet hall?"

"Why are you moving oranges?" Luo Yunsong was puzzled.

"Hehe, the orange is the eye of the formation. We really want to go in and take a look. We will leave after the show is over. Then you can move the orange back, and the formation will still be effective." Luo Yunsong didn't answer. , Brother Dong persuaded, "It's not easy for us to come out, but fortunately we met you, Xiao Luo, can you help us?"

Luo Yunsong was drunk, but his thinking was still clear. He recalled the scene of the dinner party. After he said those words, many spirits cried with everyone. They were all from the stage, and they had feelings. He will harm people casually, and besides, Taiqing let them in for four hours from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am, it seems that there is no problem, right?

So Luo Yunsong agreed, closed his eyes, and opened them again, Brother Hua and Brother Dong were gone.

"What's the situation?" Yan Shi approached drunkenly.

Luo Yunsong burped: "Want to know? Come here, I'll tell you."

Get closer.

The car just turned a corner, and Luo Yunsong lowered his head: "Ouch~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Yan Shi looked at the soup on his body, and curled his lips: "Ouch~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Da Mao Er Mao: "..." Fortunately, it's not my car.

In the middle of the night, Luo Yunsong fell asleep and felt the bed shaking. Yan Shi kicked his slippers and walked to the door. Luo Yunsong thought he was not feeling well, and said vaguely: "Well... are you okay? Make some tea and drink One drink..."

"Luo Yunsong."

"...?"

"Luo Yunsong."

"What's wrong?" Luo Yunsong opened his eyes and saw Yan waving at him by the door.

"Come and practice calligraphy!"

calligraphy?Luo Yunsong got up in a daze, and sat Yan Shi on the sofa with a blank sheet of paper spread out on the table. He handed the pen to Luo Yunsong, and encouraged him, "Write and see?"

"Write what?"

"Here." Yan Shi spread the paper full of characters on the table, "It's very simple, there are only twelve kinds of characters, and twelve characters form a group, arranged like this, and copied twelve times."

Luo Yunsong didn't understand why he was asked to write, and his mind was in a daze, so he obediently picked up the pen and began to copy, Yan Shi watched him write while saying, "Shall we eat dog meat tonight?"

Luo Yunsong recalled Yan Shi wearing an apron, and his face burned hotly.

He hurriedly collected his thoughts, focused on the words, and concentrated on writing. His strict voice was like a whisper, buzzing, and he talked endlessly about the cooking method of dog meat. Burn it in boiling water and then pluck the hair. The dog meat smells delicious. In the end, only the word dog meat remained in Luo Yunsong's mind. He swallowed secretly, wanting to eat dog meat itchingly. The words were almost written, burned the paper, wiped ashes on the kitchen knife, and called him to the kitchen. There was half dog meat in the kitchen, Yan Shi raised the kitchen knife and chopped it one by one.

Everything went back to the dream of that day. Yan Shi's clothes disappeared at some point, and he was wearing an apron naked, with the knife rising and falling, blood splashing, Luo Yunsong's eyes were glued to him, and Yan Yan's movements were almost branded into him. In his mind, a hot current rushed down his body, Luo Yunsong knew that he had changed, he clamped his legs, feeling extremely uncomfortable, he raised his legs and ran to the toilet, but was stopped by Yan Shi: "Where are you going?"

"I... I'm going to the bathroom."

"What are you going to do?"

"... Xiaojie."

Yan Shi smiled, and touched Luo Yunsong's crotch, Luo Yunsong gasped and almost let it out.

"Look at me carefully." Yan Shi slowly loosened the belt of the apron. Luo Yunsong watched the apron slowly fade away from Yan Shi's body, revealing a strong body. Luo Yunsong felt the thing between his legs swell again. Sore and sore...

There was a sharp pain in his arm, and Luo Yunsong woke up with a loud cry. At the same time, heat rushed out uncontrollably, soaking his crotch.

This time, without waiting for Yan Shi to lose his temper, Luo Yunsong ran away obediently, still drunk, ran crookedly, and finally tripped over his left foot and fell to the ground with a plop.

Yan Shi helped him up, and groaned, "What kind of aphrodisiac did the stinky rascal take to give him such energy?"

Luo Yunsong blushed, and he didn't know what was going on. Yesterday he dreamed that Yan Shi shot once, and today it happened again. If he shot every day, even a machine gun wouldn't be able to stand it!

After walking a few steps, Luo Yunsong was out of breath, and his footsteps were floating. Yan Shi felt that his body temperature was a little high, and he touched his forehead, and he really had a fever.

"I have to go to the hospital to hang a bottle of water for a while, and the rehearsal is tense right now, you dancers can't be absent." Yan Shi pouted his face and said, "Look at what kind of ghost you are? Do you want to cook something for you? Make up for it?"

The image of Yan Shi chopping up dog meat instantly popped into his mind, and Luo Yunsong blurted out: "I want to eat dog meat!"