Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi walked into the building, followed by a black humanoid object that was so eye-catching that the guard couldn't help but look up and down.

Yang Xiaoji was completely black from the electric shock, his clothes and pants had already been carbonized, a piece of scum fell off when he touched it.

He walked all the way, all the way to the dregs.

Luo Yunsong: "Hehe, he's a cosplayer. This look is needed by the show."

Doorman: "Oh, what avant-garde makeup, come and register."

After a while, Yang Xiaoji handed back the form covered in carbon residue.

Guard: "..." I can't see clearly at all, okay? !

Luo Yunsong took Yang Xiaoji home. After Yang Xiaoji took a shower, he changed into clean sportswear. Except for his short and curly hair, Yang Xiaoji was unharmed, dripping with water, and his skin was thinner than a girl's. It's still tender!

Yan Shi said to Luo Yunsong: "Look, this noble young man has delicate skin and tender flesh, what's his origin?"

Luo Yunsong: "Yan Da, this is wrong. If you treat high-voltage electricity as ions, can you still be your son?"

Yan Shi: "It's not your son, what is that?"

Luo Yunsong: "Maybe it's something that has become a masterpiece, such as plastic or humanoid."

The eyes of the two drifted to Yang Xiaoji.

Yang Xiaoji poured himself a glass of water with a calm expression, but after drinking one glass was not enough, he poured another glass until he drank half of the bucket of water, Tian Tian was also thirsty, and whipped his master with his big tail. Begging for water, Luo Yunsong watched helplessly as a man and a dog drank up his full bottle of water.

Yang Xiaoji looked at the wall clock, it was 01:30 in the morning, and he still had to get up early to go to work, and when he looked back and saw Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi staring at him, Yang Xiaoji thought in his heart that if he didn't give some explanation, he wouldn't come up with something tonight. This door is gone.

"Well, come to my house tomorrow night." Yang Xiaoji wrote down a string of addresses, "I'll tell you everything I want to know."

Luo Yunsong glanced at the note, the place where Yang Xiaoji lives is called Huafu District, the name is very rich, it is actually a village in the city, the rent is low, a few hundred dollars can rent a small single room, relatively, the environment is of course It's not as good as the apartment, Luo Yunsong couldn't figure it out, Yang Xiaoji didn't look extraordinary, how could a ghost of his level live in such a cheap place?

Luo Yunsong couldn't help but said, "Can't I ask now?"

Yang Xiaoji shook his head: "It's too late, I have to go back to sleep."

He kicked on his slippers and walked to the door, Luo Yunsong said, "I'll get you a new pair of shoes."

Saved his life every day, Luo Yunsong thought to himself, he had to find a time to invite them out for a meal. Luo Yunsong picked out a pair of the best Nike sneakers for Yang Xiaoji with the intention of repaying his gratitude. When Xiao Ji changed his shoes, he found a pair of big pink rabbit slippers, and when he shook them, the long ears on the slippers would still tremble.

"Wow, so cute!" Yang Xiaoji couldn't put it down, and Luo Yunsong was so proud that his nose turned to the sky.

"See you tomorrow." Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong sent him out.

When Yang Xiaoji entered the elevator, he found that something was missing, so he quickly poked his head out and shouted, "Tiantian, where are you? Let's go!"

"Wow!" Tian Tian ran out with his slippers in his mouth, and the pink bunny's long ears trembled as the big dog ran.

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yang Xiaoji pushed the big dog: "Tian Tian, ​​quickly put the shoes back."

Shaking his head with slippers in his mouth every day, the rabbit is so cute, he likes it so much!

Yan Shi smiled and said: "Take it if you like it, I haven't worn it a few times, it's still new."

Yang Xiaoji: "Oh, what a shame."

The two exchanged some polite words, the elevator door closed, and Yang Xiaoji and his dog left with the pink bunny.

Luo Yunsong pursed his lips, a little sad.

The next day, I had an appointment to see Ao Lie, but the director dragged me into a meeting for the whole day. Ao Lie said that it was okay, let's go to another day, and his tone was as calm as ordering a meal.

"I think this kid has some background." Yan Shi put down the phone and looked through the itinerary for the past few days.

The TV station is approaching the Taiwan celebration, and Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong will attend various events as guests. In addition to recording programs, they also have to participate in various banquets. Ao Lie is a must. Even Luo Yunsong has begun to be curious about Ao Lie , Counting the time, there are still a few days before Ao Lie's catastrophe, they have to have a good talk with Ao Lie before the catastrophe happens.

In the evening, after getting off work, the two went straight to the residence of the plastic monster.

Yang Xiaoji hadn't come back yet, so the two had to sit on the stairs and wait.

There were traces of garbage and water on the stairs, a large yellow-brown puddle, and a faint rotten smell lingered on the tip of the nose, lingering. When it was almost eight o'clock, a dingy figure appeared at the corner of the stairs.

Today, another insurance was not sold, Yang Xiaoji was downcast, he was the only one in the company with zero performance, the boss already had his opinion, firing him was almost a sure thing.

Yang Xiaoji feels very confused about his future life.

"Wow, woof!" The big snow-white dog cheered up its owner, looked up, saw two familiar figures, ran over happily every day, and threw the two stunned people to the ground.

"Ah, it's you guys. I've been waiting for a long time. Come in." Yang Xiaoji opened the door. There was only a double-decker iron frame bed in the small room. Luggage was piled on the upper floor, and quilts and blankets were spread messily on the lower floor. Holding an old computer that was obviously second-hand, there were several boxes of instant noodles piled up next to the keyboard, and there was only one chair. Yang Xiaoji moved it over and asked Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong to sit on it.

Luo Yunsong sat down and patted his thigh: "Yan Da, sit down."

Yan Shi gave him his middle finger, and sat down on the edge of the bed, Luo Yunsong also sat down, seeing that the chair was empty every day, he jumped on it.

"Your house is so simple, how much is the rent?" Yan Shi was curious.

Yang Xiaoji found a suitcase to sit on, and sighed, "The rent is four hundred."

"What about wages?"

"One thousand and three, there is a commission for signing the contract." Yang Xiaoji took out the insurance contract from his bag and flipped through it, "Want to buy one?"

Yan Shi snorted and smiled: "A talented man like you still needs a part-time job?"

"If you don't work, how will you support yourself?"

Yan Shi didn't bother to argue with him, so he went straight to the point: "Who are you? You can't die from high-voltage electricity. I think you are a monster, right?"

"No, I'm human, just a little different from ordinary humans." Yang Xiaoji handed him the contract, changed the subject, and introduced, "Our company's insurance period is three months, half a year, one year, ten years, For 50 years and 100 years, you must buy it for at least three months at a time, and if you buy it for 100 years, you can get a [-]% discount, and the grandson can still use it if the person is gone.”

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong: "...Are you sure you are selling insurance?"

Yang Xiaoji continued: "Our performance is calculated based on the number of times. If you buy it once every three months, if you buy it once every 100 years, it's also counted as once every [-] years. So if you want to buy it, it's best to buy it every three months."

"..." Luo Yunsong's face was full of black lines, isn't this the rhythm of running away after making a fortune? !I will buy it when I have a brain pumping!

Yan Shi smiled coldly, the little bitch didn't even look at her own level, she just got into the society and dared to trick her seniors?

Yang Xiaoji glanced at him lightly, and added: "Buy it once, and I'll answer one of your questions."

Yan Shi: "So what if you don't buy it?"

Yang Xiaoji snorted and said, "Then please go back!"

Yan Shi glanced at the contract, three months, only 50 yuan, not expensive, the Lord rewarded it!

Signed, paid, and said strictly: "Can I ask now?"

"OK fine."

Yan Shi asked, "Who are you?"

Yang Xiaoji: "This is the second question, if you want an answer, sign another copy."

"You..." Yan Shi realized that he really wanted to vomit blood all over his face.

Luo Yunsong: "I'll do it."

After signing, Luo Yunsong was not in a hurry to ask questions. He was thinking about how to get the answer he wanted with the least amount of questions. For a fool like him, dealing with a little bitch is a piece of cake.

Yan Shi: "I'm going to the toilet, is there any paper?"

Yang Xiaoji: "Yes." Handed him a roll of paper.

Luo Yunsong asked Yang Xiaoji: "Do you have any special abilities?"

Yang Xiaoji: "This is another question, if you want an answer, just sign another copy."

Luo Yunsong was surprised: "I haven't asked yet?!"

Yang Xiaoji pointed at Yan Shi: "He asked for you."

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

After Yan Shi came out, he saw the contracts piled up around Luo Yunsong, and thought that the guy surnamed Luo was really good.Yan Shi sat over and asked Luo Yunsong, "What's going on?"

With a dark face, Luo Yunsong took a deep puff of a cigarette and pointed at the little bitch: "This guy is Yang Jian's adopted son and apprentice, Yang Jian, do you know that? He is the Erlang God in the sky! Every day is the roaring dog of Erlang God , Said that Yang Jian lent it to him! Damn, a fairy came to the world to work, do you believe it or not?"

Yan Shi looked through the contract, good guy, there are more than N heavy copies, Yan Shi urged: "Continue talking?"

Luo Yunsong fell silent.

Yan Shi asked: "No more?"

"Well, it's gone." The little bitch was in a good mood, humming a song, and took out a stack of new contracts from the bag, always ready.

Luo Yunsong was seriously abused. After smoking the cigarette, he pressed the butt of the cigarette into the ashtray, and continued to ask: "What kind of spell do you know? Try it with one?"

Yang Xiaoji: "This is another question, if you want an answer, just sign another copy."

Luo Yunsong was puzzled: "I just signed a new one! I haven't asked yet!"

Yang Xiaoji pointed at Yan Shi: "He asked for you."

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong: ┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

When Yang Xiaoji sent them out, his face was flushed.

"Go slowly." Yang Xiaoji said.

"Hmph!" The two of them carried a bag full of contracts, and they didn't care if they lost it or didn't lose it. This bag is worth thousands of dollars, and they can leave it to their grandchildren if they hang it up!

Yang Jian let the little bitch come here to harm the world, oh no, it is to come to the world to exercise. In their words, if you want to become a fairy, coming to the world to exercise is the first step in cultivation.

Yang Xiaoji is a fledgling, has little magic power, can withstand high voltage electricity, and relies on his true energy to protect his body. Other than that, he is no different from ordinary people. Only in TV and novels.The human environment is complicated, and Yang Jian is worried, so he asks Tian Tian to accompany him.

In order to live, Yang Xiaoji must solve the problem of food and clothing.

The problem that gave him a headache was finally resolved satisfactorily tonight.

He wailed twice every day, as if he was reluctant to let them go, and followed them all the way downstairs, Yang Xiaoji had no choice but to follow.

The bus was about to stop, Yang Xiaoji hugged Tiantian: "Tiantian, don't leave, they are going to get on the bus."

Luo Yunsong rubbed Tiantian's forehead, but he didn't expect that this big guy turned out to be an awesome Roaring Dog, Tiantian licked Luo Yunsong's hand, reluctantly.

Luo Yunsong was haunted by ghosts, the car stopped, and he took the bus to go everywhere. He wanted to use his popularity to wash away his bad luck. Yang Xiaoji understood that no matter how many people there are, there is actually no difference. The things on it were very fierce, even though Tiantian couldn't speak, at least he saved Luo Yunsong's life, so Yang Xiaoji came up with an idea, planning to let Tiantian go over to guard him on the day Luo Yunsong crossed the catastrophe.

At night, Luo Yunsong fell into a drowsy sleep and got up feeling tight.

Luo Yunsong murmured, "Where are you going?"

The sound of the door opening came from the ear, Luo Yunsong opened his eyes, and saw a figure standing by the door, Luo Yunsong recognized that it was Yan Shi through the light outside the window, Yan Shi did not sleep, and stood by the door to watch what he did What?Luo Yunsong turned on the bedside lamp and asked him what's wrong?

Yan Shi waved to him: "Come on."

"Where are you going?" Luo Yunsong got up and followed Yan Shi into the hall. A blank sheet of paper was spread out on the table, and Yan Shi took a brush to write on it. The cursive script was like a mantra, Luo Yunsong couldn't understand it, but he thought it was beautiful.

Jingle bells - jingle bells -

Yan Shi glanced at the shaking wind chime, and said to Luo Yunsong: "It's a bit noisy, you can stick the paste on the pendant."

Luo Yunsong took the paste, and when he got close to the wind chime, the weasel pendant rushed forward, as if roaring at him. The fishy wind blew into the house, Luo Yunsong sniffed it, and felt it smelled like blood.

"Why don't we eat dog meat stew tonight?" Yan Shi said.

Luo Yunsong turned his head, just in time to see Yan use a lighter to burn the paper full of words, and the ashes spilled all over the table. Yan Shi grabbed a handful and wiped it on the kitchen knife. Chop a piece of dog meat with a dusted kitchen knife.

"Dog meat is hard, and it tastes good when you chop it finely." Yan Shi said, "You learn a little while I'm gone, lest you starve to death without knowing it."

Usually at home, the two took turns to cook. After the nth comment that it was worse than pig food, Luo Yunsong was eliminated without any suspense. Yan Shi's craftsmanship is good, and he looks like a chef.

"Then don't leave, stay here forever." Luo Yunsong said casually.

Yan Shi smiled slightly at him, Luo Yunsong felt his heart skipped half a beat, and his face suddenly burned, Yan Shi was getting older, lost his youth, and had a few more charms of a mature man, Yan Shi patted Luo Yun With a loose face, he said with a smile: "Look carefully, study hard!"

The knife falls together, duo, duo, duo.

Minced meat splattered, blood flowed all over the floor, Yan Shi was chopping and talking to him, Luo Yun looked at him fascinated, but he didn't hear what Yan Shi said, gradually only Yan Shi remained in his eyes, seeing Let his hands fall together, one after another.

The clothes under the apron disappeared at some point, Yan Shi tied the apron naked, raised his arms to wipe the sweat, and his arms squeezed out rolling hills following his movements.

And the looming collarbone, sexy mermaid line, firm buttocks...

A hot current rushed down uncontrollably, Luo Yunsong walked behind Yan Shi and hugged him gently.

"Yan Shi..." Luo Yunsong rubbed Yan Shi's buttocks with his lower body, Yan Shi was unaware of Luo Yunsong's change, and still concentrated on chopping dog meat.

Luo Yunsong panted, opened his trousers, picked out the angry one, rubbed against Yan Shi's butt, he licked Yan Shi's neck, smelled his scent, the climax came very quickly, and he was expelling During pre-ejaculation, Luo Yunsong bit Yanshi's neck emotionally, and sprayed all the thick essence on Yanshi's back...

There was severe pain in his arm, Luo Yunsong let out an ouch, and opened his eyes.

Yan Shi clutched his neck, staring at him red-eyed.

Luo Yunsong just woke up and was completely out of the situation. Seeing Yan Shi clutching his neck, he thought that his neck hurt from a stiff neck, so he got up quickly to find medicine for him, but when he moved, he found something was wrong. Why was there damp in his crotch?Luo Yunsong lifted the quilt and took a look, the crotch was soaked, and the quilt was full of fishy dryness.

"Did you have a sexual dream?" Yan Shi said coldly.

Luo Yunsong's face was hot, he hesitated and said: "This is quite normal, do you dare to say that you haven't?"

Yan Shi put down his hand, Luo Yunsong saw a circle of tooth marks on his neck, his heart skipped a beat, Yan Shi turned his face and asked, "Who did you dream about?"

"My girlfriend."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"...A secret crush, on TV."

"Hmm, that girlfriend's name is Yan Shi?!" Yan Shi hummed and kicked him a few times, not to mention being woken up when he fell asleep, the stinky hooligan still kept hugging him and arched and arched like he was in heat. , When he finally ejaculated, he even bit his neck!The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Yan Shi pinched Luo Yunsong again, Luo Yunsong knew he was wrong, like a puppy with drooping ears, huddled in a corner, before dawn, Yan Shi was no longer in the mood to sleep, opened the He heard a rattling sound when he was at the door, followed the sound to find the window, took off the wind chime, and took a closer look. The weasel pendant was covered with a layer of stuff, the luster was dim, lifeless, and he touched it carefully. , sticky, the paste had already solidified, and as it shook, the wind chime made a dull clucking sound, and it no longer had the aura of the past.

Yan Shi hung the wind chime back to its original position calmly, just as Luo Yunsong came out, Yan Shi called him: "Why did you get up in the middle of the night?"

"What?" Luo Yunsong was at a loss, getting up in the middle of the night?How come he has no impression at all?

"Is there any paste at home?" Yan Shi asked.

"Oh, yes." Luo Yunsong took out a bottle of paste from the drawer, suddenly his hand trembled, and the paste slammed to the ground with a slap.

His hands were wet and muddy.

Wiped off a bottle of paste.

How can the paste that has been sitting in the drawer be wet?