Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

Yang Jian's special status makes it inconvenient to intervene in human affairs, so he had to tell Tian Tian and Yang Xiaoji to keep an eye on it. He sensed that there was an unusual danger hidden in the seven-day cycle.

Facts have proved that Yang Jian's intuition is correct, but before things became clear, no one would have thought that the seven-day cycle was just the beginning of a huge plan.

Before Yang Jian left, he took out two peaches from the trunk of the car and gave them to Luo Yunsong and Ao Lie respectively, asking them to take them home to eat.

A peach is just a peach, ordinary, with a layer of soft fluff on the peel. The only special thing is that it is a bit big. When placed on the table, it feels like a basketball is placed on it, but Yang Jian gave it, it must not be. Ordinary things, Luo Yunsong used a pen to draw a big smiling face on the peach, but he didn't think it was enough, so he drew two strokes of blush, turned to Tao Zi and faced Yan Shi: "Hello! Handsome guy, I'm Big Tao Tao Meimei!"

Yan Shi rolled his eyes: "Have you ever asked how it feels? Look at it, it's a good guy with a handle, and it's a crush!"

Luo Yunsong thought for a while, and broke off the handle on Da Taotao's head.

Yan Shi: "..."

Da Taotao: My handle! QQ

Yan Shi put out the cigarette butt, and found a fruit knife, Luo Yunsong stopped him: "Don't... use another knife?"

The fruit knife once hurt Tian Tian, ​​Luo Yunsong didn't want to use it anymore, so Yan Shi threw the knife into the trash can and found a long knife specially designed for cutting watermelons.

Big peaches are large in size, but the core is only the size of a ping-pong ball. The flesh is thick and sweet. After eating a few petals, the two of them will be full. Yan Shi is afraid that the peach flesh will not keep fresh, so he cuts the rest into small pieces and mixes them with honey. After soaking, it was made into candied fruit, and the remaining peach pits were planted in flower pots by Luo Yunsong.

It's getting late, but Yan Shi has something to say to Luo Yunsong, he pointed to the sofa: "Come, sit down."

Luo Yunsong sat over and knew what Yan Shi wanted to say. Before the other party could speak, Luo Yunsong took the initiative to say: "When the matter is over, I plan to formally pursue Sister Yan."

Yan Shi took a breath of cigarettes, kicked the stinky gay guy, and groaned, "I'm straight! No, sister Yan is straight!"

Luo Yunsong said calmly, "I'm straight too."

Yan Shi had a face full of disbelief.

Luo Yunsong said: "Before I met Sister Yan, I was straight. After meeting Sister Yan..."

Yan Shi sneered: "It turned into a bend? Hehe, I didn't expect Sister Yan to be so charming."

Seeing Yan Shi's self-defeating look, Luo Yunsong found it very interesting, and continued to tease him: "No, it didn't bend, but straightened."

"Oh?" Yan Shi became interested, "What do you mean straighter?"

Luo Yunsong looked at him seriously, and said, "When I hugged him for the first time, I found that I couldn't help being straight."

Yan Shi: "..."

So that night, the bedroom door was locked, and a certain straight man was promoted to director. He lay on the sofa, touched Tian Tian sadly, and asked, "Do you think he will be angry?"

He licked Luo Yunsong's hand every day, telling him not to be sad.

"I'm serious. When the matter is over, I will chase him. Every day, give me encouragement?"

"Wow!" Come on!

Luo Yunsong smiled, but felt bitter in his heart. The seven days were short or long, and several days passed before he knew it. Ao Lie was about to cross the catastrophe again. After he passed, it was Luo Yunsong's turn .

After all the calculations, this week is the fourth cycle.

Seven or seven days later, those who do not die must die.

Even Yang Jian said the same.

Those who cheated with gold fingers like Ao Lie could not escape the seventh cycle.

Luo Yunsong was upset and couldn't fall asleep, tossing and turning on the sofa.

Ao Lie was also troubled, couldn't sleep, got up and played games all night, Ao Lie didn't have an interview today, and there was no news from the previous interview, it must be yellow, Ao Lie couldn't figure it out, like him, he has a good character and is handsome Why is it so difficult for this handsome little guy to find a job?

When the door knocked, Ao Lie put down his earphones and went to open the door. Usually the only person looking for him was the landlady's aunt. Ao Lie thought that the aunt was here to read the water meter. When he opened the door, he found a well-dressed man.

Without even thinking about it, Ao Lie immediately closed the door. The man pressed against the door and said in a deep voice, "Prince, I am Xu Hua."

Ao Lie continued to forcefully close the door: "I don't know! Get lost!"

Xu Hua continued to knock on the door vigorously, and said calmly: "Prince, madam said that the world is complicated, and the prince has no relatives in the world. I'm afraid that if something happens, there will be no one to take care of him."

Ao Lie is so sweaty, Mother Long really cares for her son in every possible way, she even sent out the butler of the Dragon Palace, I don't know how angry my father will be if he finds out.

The housekeeper Xu Hua took the initiative to answer: "Master also agrees, Prince, after you take over the company, I will be your private secretary. This is also what Master and Madam mean."

Well, in fact, Daddy Long is a typical strict wife, how dare he talk to Mama Long? The meaning of the discussion between the two is to ask Xu Hua to come and accompany Ao Lie, and to supervise and supervise him, fearing that he will spend his days eating, drinking and having fun. .

Ao Lie simply let go of his hand and let him in. Since his parents sent someone, there is no need to use it in vain, Ao Lie instructed: "Then you clean it up for me first, and then go buy me breakfast. The char siew buns from the shop!"

Xu Hua didn't even look at him. He packed his luggage and said, "Prince, the master has specially ordered that you can't spoil you. You must learn to be self-reliant and change your laziness."

"I ask you, at home, am I your master?"

"Yes."

"Okay, butler, should you listen to me?"

"Yes."

"Then don't hurry up..."

Xu Hua said coldly: "But the master's order takes precedence, so Prince, please understand my work."

Ao Lie: "..."

Xu Hua climbed up to the upper bunk and packed up the sundries. Ao Lie usually lived alone, so he bought a bunk bed. The upper bunk was specially used for stacking sundries. Xu Hua stuffed all kinds of sundries into a cardboard box. Sealed it with transparent glue, got off the bed, and stuffed it under the bed in one go.

Ao Lie sat back in front of the computer and continued to play the game, suddenly remembered something, and turned around to remind: "I don't have any extra quilts here."

Xu Hua was busy, and without looking back, he said, "I'll go shopping later."

Ao Lie saw that the upper berth was cleaned more cleanly than his lower berth, so he couldn't help discussing, "Why don't I sleep on it?"

Xu Hua said readily, "Okay."

He pulled the roll of sheets from the lower bunk, took them to the upper bunk and unfolded them, and the relocation of Ao Lie's new nest was completed.

Ao Lie: "..." There is no change at all, okay? !

Xu Hua packed up and climbed down: "Prince, give me your key."

Ao Lie took out the key and handed it to him, and reminded: "Don't call me prince, this is the world, not the Dragon Palace, besides, I, prince, can't command you, you keep calling me prince, isn't it trying to scare people?" ?”

Xu Hua thought for a while, then changed his words: "Okay, Xiao Ao."

Ao Lie: "..."

Xu Hua observed his expression, pondered for a moment, and tentatively said: "Ao Ao? Ao Xiaolie?...Xiaolie? Well, Xiaolie, it's settled like this."

So settled, Xiaolie watched the big housekeeper walk out of the door expressionlessly, and couldn't help expressing worries about his future life.

But before that, after Yang Jian confirmed the seven-day cycle, Ao Lie felt even more uneasy.

Ao Lie was able to survive six times in peace, but no one could escape the seventh time.

Ao Lie aimlessly brushed mobs to level up, and suddenly a prompt popped up, the world boss was refreshed, Ao Lie came back to his senses, and quickly manipulated the character to fight. He hadn't eaten breakfast yet, and his stomach was growling with hunger. He thought, After finishing the cooking, let’s go out and buy a char siu bun. The steamed stuffed buns in Zhang’s shop are very popular, and it’s time to come out. He only hopes that the char siu buns don’t sell so fast. The hot barbecued pork buns were placed in front of my eyes.

Xu Hua straightened his face and said, "It's just out of the oven, eat it while it's hot."

Ao Lie was eating and beating the steamed stuffed bun with his mouth in his mouth, too lazy to look at the paralyzed butler.

Xu Hua arranges his nest, sits by the bed, and takes out his laptop to work. Ao Run has several companies in the human world under his management. Take care of the company and lay the foundation for Ao Lie's succession.

Ao Lie's life in the world is not good. He lives in a cheap urban village and has no job. If Daddy Long knows, he must be in a hurry. After Xu Hua finished his work, he logged on to the BBS of the TV station and watched Ao Lie's posts , Ao Lie's post has tens of millions of clicks, and it became popular in the fairy world, and it naturally spread to the Dragon Palace. Daddy Long was still laughing so hard at the time, he specially forwarded it to Xu Hua. When Xu Hua saw it, his face was not good. Others couldn’t tell who the host was, but Xu Hua, who was Ao Lie’s companion since childhood, recognized at a glance that this article was written by Ao Lie. If Ao Run knew that it was written about his own son’s experience, he would probably vomit blood .

Ao Lie didn't go to work, so the post was naturally not updated. Amidst the shouts calling for the host to return page after page, Xu Hua typed the next line: Turn the page!Landlord come on!There will be work, don't give up! (*^＿＿^*)

After Xiao Miao and Lucy finished their performance, they ran off the stage to play with Tiantian.

Wearing a small mandarin jacket and a little red hat woven by Yan Shi on his head, Yan Shi is as fashionable as he wants, fearing that they will find Tian Tian’s wound, he calls Tian Tian over quickly, wagging his tail every day, nestling obediently at Yan Shi’s feet, Luo Yunsong handed over the briefcase: "Your phone rang just now."

After Yan Shi's performance, it was Luo Yunsong's turn to take the stage. After careful consideration by the director, the stage celebration program was adjusted. Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong, two big celebrities, made the finale. Luo Yunsong was jumping and dancing on the stage. After making a phone call, after putting it down, his face was full of excitement, the eyes of the two collided, Luo Yunsong immediately understood that the clue had arrived.

The performance ended smoothly, the director was very satisfied, and waved his hand to indicate that it was time to leave, everyone cleaned up, and those who left the stage left, Luo Yunsong stepped off the stage quickly, met Yan Shi, and couldn't wait to ask: "Then who made the call? Wan Jun?"

Yan Shi excitedly said: "Yes! He said he found out and told us to go to his house!"

Luo Yunsong happily hugged Yan Shi: "Let's go!"

The two held hands and discussed all the way. It was nothing at first, but when Yan Shi suddenly realized, his face was burning hot, he threw away Luo Yunsong, and looked around guiltily.

Da Mao and Er Mao passed by hand in hand, everyone expressed that they were used to it, and they were no longer surprised by it, and Yan Daluo and Daji walked out for a while full of emotion, and everyone was also calm and calm, Yan Shi couldn't understand it.

Going to Wan Jun's house, a young man opened the door.

"Come in, Wan Jun is in the room." The man led them to the room, and when he opened the door, both Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi were startled.

There was a circle of red rope wrapped around the room, and there were strange magic circles drawn on the floor. Candles were lit in all directions, Yan Shi was dumbfounded: "Wan Jun, what are you doing?"

Wan Jun smiled bitterly: "Lei Ting, when can I come out?"

Thunder? !

The two looked at the man at the same time. Lei Ting was as famous as Ouyang Hui in S City. They were both masters. Ouyang Hui and the others knew each other, but Lei Ting had never seen him before. young.

Lei Ting glared at Wan Jun: "Until I draw the talisman, you stay inside! Don't move around, do you hear me?"

Wan Jun let out a humming hum.

After Lei Ting settled the two guests, he went into the study, not knowing what to do.

A small paper crane flew over with two cups of hot tea and put it in front of the guests.

Yan Shi: ⊙_⊙? !

Luo Yunsong was also shocked: "Isn't this thing too high-tech?!"

Before it flew away, Yan Yan touched it lightly, wanting to see what mechanism there was, the little paper crane lightly pecked at his finger, and flew to Tian Tian's Little Red Riding Hood. He was so happy to see his friend Tian Tian, Shaking his head, he took the little paper crane and ran to the hall to play.

"It's made of paper." Wan Jun said with a smile, "It became a living thing by accident. Speaking of which, that big dog should be the Xiaotian Dog, right? I heard Lei Ting mention it."

Luo Yunsong was curious: "You live with Lei Ting?"

Wan Jun nodded, his face was full of unconcealable happiness.

Luo Yunsong secretly glanced at Yan Shi, Yan Shi looked at his nose and nose, looking at the smoke, extremely calm.

Wan Jun took out a document and asked, "Is there something wrong with Xiaoyao Taoist's Weibo?"

Luo Yunsong immediately smiled and said, "No, we just want to interview this blogger."

Wan Jun smiled wryly: "That's right, no one would believe this kind of thing if it was told."

Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi looked at each other, and they took out their mobile phones in unison, and clicked on Xiaoyao Taoist's Weibo.

Koi Daxian retweeted one more, and the retweeter is a string of English names. Fortunately, this guy has only one fan, which is the official Weibo service account.

Another victim.

But who is this?

Wan Jun raised his hand: "My trumpet."

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong: "..." Oh, what a jerk, what a jerk!

We are all grasshoppers on the same rope, and there is nothing to hide, so Luo Yunsong told about the seven-day cycle, and it was only then that Wan Jun finally understood why Lei Ting was in such a hurry.

There are only a few days left before Wanjun's first catastrophe.

Luo Yunsong took out a can of candied fruit from his bag and gave it to him. He originally wanted to put it in the office as a snack, but he forgot.

Lei Ting came in with a talisman, saw the candied fruit, and asked curiously, "Peach meat? Who gave it?"

"Sent by Yang Jian." Wan Jun handed Lei Ting a piece, and said with a smile, "It's really amazing, there really is Yang Jian!"

Lei Ting sat down next to Wan Jun, and said with a sigh of relief: "This is a good thing. Eat a little at most. It can nourish the middle and nourish the qi, and it can also get rid of evil spirits in the body. I originally wanted to use talisman paper to drive away evil spirits. Now that I have peaches, things will be fine." It's much easier to handle, you eat peach meat, and then bring my talisman, at least on the day of crossing the catastrophe, you won't be in danger again."

Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi couldn't help cheering.

Lei Ting folded the talisman paper into triangles, stringed it with a red string, and distributed it to them, saying that it was a talisman, especially on the day of crossing the catastrophe, it must not be taken off.

Luo Yunsong took off a bunch of amulets and replaced them with Lei Ting's, feeling much more at ease in his heart. If it weren't for Wan Jun, they might not have seen Lei Ting yet. Thinking about it this way, Wan Jun's contribution is really big enough.

Lei Ting took Wan Jun's hand, and said firmly: "If you go on a mission, I will follow."

Wan Jun joked, "What if I refuse?"

"you dare?"

Wan Jun smiled and fed Lei Ting candied fruit, and pecked at him by the way: "It's so sweet!"

Lei Ting touched his mouth, but Wan Jun came to peck again unexpectedly.

The two were tired for a long time, and suddenly remembered that there was a guest at home, Lei Ting pushed Wanjun away with his face flushed, Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi lowered their heads to study the document with the same expression, pretending not to see it.

Xiaoyao Xiao Taoist's Weibo is bound to a mobile phone, and his name and mobile phone are found out. Yan Shi dialed it, but there was a prompt to turn off the phone.

Wan Jun explained: "He has been shut down for a long time, but he has several IP addresses, all over the provinces and cities. The Koi Daxian was sent by his mobile phone, so he can't locate it. We can only check from the IP addresses that appeared recently. Follow this A line, maybe we can find out the whereabouts of Xiaoyao Taoist priest."

Coming out of Wan Jun's house, the two immediately called Yang Xiaoji, and ran to Ao Lie's house for a small meeting. Everyone agreed to share the good news and read the documents together. Before leaving, Luo Yunsong asked Lei Ting for two more copies. Fu, distributed to Ao Lie and Yang Xiaoji, Taiqing is next Tuesday night, they plan to directly buy tickets for Wednesday morning, set off early in the morning, and go to the place where the little Taoist priest is.

The atmosphere of the small meeting was warm and things were progressing, and they were all very happy.

Although Wanjun was going on a mission and couldn't go together, he told him that if he needed help, he must be called.

"As long as the little Taoist is brought out, the matter will be settled!" Ao Lie said excitedly.

"Hurry up and book tickets!" Yan Shi said, pulling out his phone.

"Drink tea." Xu Hua put the teacup in front of them, and added blankly, "The ticket has already been booked. The town does not have a high-speed train. I booked the earliest train on Wednesday, and the time is 05:30."

All: Fuck!So efficient? !

Xu Hua said to Ao Lie: "Little Lie, wait until the matter is resolved before you go to find a job. Also, I read your resume and there are many things to be changed. I will tell you how to do it when I come back."

Ao Lie was so choked by him that he rolled his eyes. Xu Hua didn't express much, and he could hardly see his emotions. After Xu Hua finished speaking, he ignored Ao Lie and used his laptop to process the company's bills. Ao Lie couldn't bear it anymore. , secretly climbed onto the BBS with a mobile phone, and updated: Friends!I will go out for a while, and I will look for a job when I come back. Everyone has to wait for me! PS: There is a super annoying guy at home!Not only is his face paralyzed, but he also speaks rigidly. I feel a lot of pressure! As soon as the QAQ post was posted, someone immediately sent flowers and gold coins, and then the "big seafood lover" who sent flowers and gold coins left a message: Sofa!This is the first time that I am so close to the host!The weather has turned cold recently, so bring a few more clothes when you go out, be careful not to catch a cold! (づ￣3￣)づLove to eat big seafood is a newly registered account, and the replies are all in Ao Lie's post, encouraging him to cheer him up or something, Ao Lie looked very touched, and replied: Thank you!

Refresh, a new post appeared downstairs.

Love to eat big seafood: Hey! ! (*/ω＼*)