Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

"Who else hasn't come?" Luo Yunsong asked Yan Shi.

"I don't know, but it looks like it should be a big boss or something, maybe a partner."

When the director came to toast, Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi immediately stood up holding the glasses, clinked glasses, and drank it all in one gulp. The director chatted with them for a few words and then walked to the next table.

As the celebration approached, the director specially called the senior executives of the TV station to have dinner together, in order to encourage them, but there were still two vacant seats next to the director, and there were still teacups, bowls and chopsticks. There were obviously two distinguished guests, but after more than half an hour It's over, and those two people haven't come yet, how much face is it to make the director wait?

Luo Yunsong stood up and grabbed him tightly: "Where are you going?"

"Go to the toilet."

Yan Shi also stood up: "Let's go."

Luo Yunsong looked at Yan Shi with bright eyes.

Yan Shi secretly pinched him, gritted his teeth and said, "I advise you not to think wrong."

"So what if I think wrongly? How I think is my freedom, and you can still control it?"

Strictly speaking, he couldn't beat him, so he shook his hand and left. Luo Yunsong hurriedly followed, but tripped over a chair as his footsteps fluttered. Before he fell, a strong arm supported him.

"It's still Yan Da who cares about me... Gu..." Luo Yunsong covered his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, his face livid.

"Swallow it back quickly, and save it to go to the toilet to vomit!"

Luo Yun swallowed back: "Gulu..."

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong got drunk, sweated and said he was hot, Yan Shi unbuttoned his shirt to let him enjoy the cool, when he went to the corridor, he met a short and fat man, Yan Shi identified it for a while, tentatively said : "President Liao?"

Fatty Liao turned his head and saw Yan Shi, as if he had seen a savior. He wiped the sweat from his brow, grinned and said, "Oh, Xiao Yan, it's great to meet you! Where is the Moon Pavilion?"

In the hotel, there are Star Appreciation Pavilion, Moon Appreciation Pavilion, and XX Pavilion. His eyes, with a smile on Yan Shi's face, pointed him in the direction.

Fatty Liao was not in a hurry to leave, he looked Yan Shi up and down: "Xiao Yan, I also watched your show, it's very good, the scenery is awesome, but the costumes can be improved. "

Fatty Liao is a partner and investor of the TV station, and most of the TV station's clothes are provided by his company. Fatty Liao wanted to talk to Luo Yunsong, but seeing his dizzy appearance, he didn't say much, but Luo Yunsong Yun Song has a good figure, and his open chest is very attractive. Fatty Liao took a few more glances, an idea popped up, he greeted Yan Shi politely, and hurried to the private room.

Luo Yunsong endured it for a long time, and finally vomited when he went to the toilet. Yan Shi waited for him to rinse his mouth and wipe his hands, after tossing, Yan Shi asked, "Do you feel better?"

"fine."

"Mr. Liao is here, and I have to say hello to him. I think Mr. Liao means that we use his clothes. If we use his clothes, we have to advertise him. This matter is for the director to decide. The head of the station wears what he says, and if the head of the station doesn’t say anything, don’t pay attention to it.”

"Well, I know."

"Hey, I'm afraid that if you are drunk, you will lose your words if you talk too much. It will be troublesome to take advantage of Fatty Liao's loopholes."

Luo Yunsong smiled relaxedly, opened his long legs, and walked firmly: "Hehe, I'm drunk, but I'm not drunk, I'm sober! He wants to take advantage of me, it's too early! I'll meet him right away! "

"Hey! Where are you going? There's a wall over there..."

Yan Shi helped Luo Yunsong back to the private room, the director was chatting happily with Fatty Liao, when he saw Luo Yunsong coming in, he greeted him: "Little Luo, come here."

"Hey." Luo Yunsong straightened his back and walked over, calling out Mr. Liao respectfully.

Fatty Liao looked at it and asked curiously, "What happened to your forehead?"

"Bite by a mosquito."

"Haha, how big is this mosquito? It can bite out such a swollen bump!" Fatty Liao laughed, changed the subject, and said to the director, "Look, even if you have a bump on your forehead, it's still hard to hide it." Xiao Luo's youthful vigor, look at his figure, he must look good in this suit!"

"That's it, that's it." The director smiled, "Xiao Luo, as the finale of your performance, you have to change your costumes."

Fatty Liao handed Luo Yunsong a thick picture album, pointing: "Hey, this set, the whole team should change together. They are all young people, so they should be more lively!"

The door of the private room opened, and a bald man walked in: "Oh, I'm late, sorry, sorry."

"It's never too late, Mr. Li, come and sit down." The director greeted warmly.

Fatty Liao pointed to the album: "Old Li, look, this set is not bad, it's for Xiao Luo's show!"

Mr. Li obviously misunderstood, and asked with a puzzled face: "Isn't Xiao Luo a broadcaster?"

Fatty Liao: "Oh, it's Taiqing's show!"

President Li: "Oh! Oh!"

Fatty Liao said again: "Right now, Xiao Luo often participates in Xiao Yan's supernatural shows as a guest. Director, can you choose a better set for them?"

The director played Tai Chi with them, avoiding the topic: "Hehe, don't worry, Xiao Luo, do you think this suit is OK?"

Several bosses looked at him in unison. In fact, the bosses had already decided in their hearts. As for asking him, it was just going through the motions. If Luo Yunsong disagreed, it would lose Fatty Liao's face. I also think the clothes are nice and trendy, with open chests for men and bare legs for women, which just caters to the aesthetics of young people, so Luo Yunsong also agreed.

The matter of changing clothes was put on the agenda.

On the day of Ao Lie's catastrophe, the two took time to visit him.

Ao Lie changed his playfulness and was working with a laptop computer. He looked good, and he was amazed by Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong.

Xu Hua once told Ao Lie that after he took over the company, he would review and review these bills, and his parents would come to the world at the end of the year. Ao Lie couldn't find a job, and he didn't study well. His only feat was to write A super popular post with tens of millions of clicks, of course, this kind of thing can’t be sold, so Xu Hua taught him to reconcile, intending to teach Ao Lie to deal with the company’s affairs step by step, although it is still too early for Ao Lie. It is difficult for him to convince the public in his current state, let alone prop up a company. Ao Lie obviously understands, no, the playful prince has finally started to study hard.

Xu Hua was very relieved, made coffee, specially gave Ao Lie a cup, and gnawed Ao Lie's leg deliciously every day, and there was a bang sound from that leg, maybe it was broken, Ao Lie's face Wrinkled into a ball, Xu Hua said: "Xiao Lie is busy, don't disturb him, come, eat me."

So Tian Tian turned around and gnawed on Xu Hua's leg.

Needless to say, Xu Hua must also be a dragon, not seafood and dragon meat, which is not rare every day.

Taking advantage of Xu Hua's inattention, Ao Lie secretly clicked on the game he was playing, and started to toss again, Yazi's profile picture flashed, and a dialog box popped up: "Hey, I found a game that is very interesting, Amway gives it to you, come and eat mine Amway! Hurry up and agree!"

Ao Lie was bored, so he immediately replied: "Send it quickly!"

Yazi posted a website and asked him to go in and play. The mini-game is very simple. It will test your eyesight. Finding the difference between the two pictures is a piece of cake, so Ao Lie stared at it seriously...

Xu Hua was chatting with Yan Shi and the others when he suddenly heard Ao Lie yell in surprise, and was so excited that he knocked over the cup and spilled the coffee on the table.Luo Yunsong was terribly frightened by Prince Long, clutching his little heart: "What's wrong?! What happened?!"

Ao Lie wiped his face: "It's okay, um, well, the bill is too scary."

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Xu Hua calmly went to get a rag, cleaned the table, and remade a cup of coffee for Ao Lie.

Yan Shi chuckled: "I think he was frightened by watching the movie?"

Ao Lie quickly clarified: "No, it's just a small game."

After finishing speaking, Ao Lie continued to pretend to look at the bill, looked at it, suddenly reacted, and glanced at Xu Hua guilty.

Xu Hua was still paralyzed, and I don't know if he was angry or something, Ao Lie suddenly wanted to see his expression other than the paralyzed face, so he greeted: "Xu Hua, come here."

Ao Lie turned on the stereo, asked Xu Hua to sit over, clicked on the webpage, and asked him, "Look, what's the difference between these two pictures?"

Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong approached, and the men seriously looked for the differences.

One second...two seconds...ten seconds...at 20 seconds, the screen suddenly changed, accompanied by a shrill scream, and a bloody grimace filled the entire screen.

"Ah!!" Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong cried out in unison.

Ao Lie observed Xu Hua's expression.

Xu Hua was still expressionless. He refreshed the web page, and the web page returned to two paintings. He continued to stare at the screen carefully looking for the difference. After 20 seconds, the grimace appeared again. Xu Hua refreshed, searched for a few seconds, and said: " There are eight different places in total."

Ao Lie: "..."

Xu Hua continued to explain: "One is on the pattern of the water bottle, one is on the apple, and there are knives, curtains..."

Yazi's profile picture flickered, and he sent a grinning emoji: "Is it fun? How many different places did you find?"

Xu Hua solemnly listed the eight different places in detail and sent them over.

Yazi: "Σ(⊙△⊙|||)...Oh my god! Have you been hacked? Is the one in front of the computer still the same funny one?"

Xu Hua typed: "No." After thinking for a while, he added, "I'm called Doubi, please call me the handsome and unrestrained Dragon Prince (￣^￣) Y～"

Yazi was silent for a while, and made a kneeling expression.

Ao Lie: "..."

Xu Hua closed the dialog box, moved away silently, Ao Lie sat back, looked at the bill honestly, looked at it for a while, and shouted unwillingly: "Hello, Xu Hua."

"Ok?"

"Can't you laugh one, or cry one?"

"Do you want to see me laugh or see me cry?"

"cry."

"Hmm..." Xu Hua was struggling with emotions.

"Forget it, you should just smile."

Xu Hua blinked, looked at Ao Lie, and smiled.

Ao Lie thought his smile was pretty, but before he had time to recollect it, that face returned to facial paralysis.

Ao Lie said depressedly: "Can't you laugh a little more?"

"Do you like it?"

"Ah."

"Okay, I'll try."

"..." Is it really so difficult for you to smile? !

Xu Hua cooked dried vegetable soup tonight, and gave each of them a bowl. Unknowingly, at 45:[-] in the evening, Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong watched Ao Lie stealthily while drinking the soup. Wanted, was rejected by Xu Hua, said to drink too much, easy to get up at night, told to save for tomorrow to drink.

It's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, twelve o'clock one, twelve o'clock two... twelve thirty...

Ao Lie is safe and sound.

Xu Hua asked, "How do you feel?"

Ao Lie: "A little urgent to urinate."

Xu Hua: "..."

Ao Lie touched his face: "Well, I'm really fine today, I haven't seen any shadows."

Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong clapped and cheered. It seems that Tao Zi and the amulet work together, and it really works!

On weekends, the TV station was busy setting up venues.

The program and costumes have basically been set, and tonight's rehearsal will be used to edit commercials.

After Luo Yunsong changed his clothes, he sat next to Yan Shi, Yan Shi raised his eyelids, and secretly took a look at Luo Yunsong's undulating pectoral and abdominal muscles.

The black tight-fitting fabric wraps a seductive silhouette, exposing the chest and abdomen, while the metal decoration subtly covers the two points on the chest. As soon as the men in the broadcasting group came out, there were countless screams immediately, and the sound of taking pictures on the mobile phone has never been heard. Didn't stop.

Luo Yunsong winked at Yan Shi: "Hey handsome guy, don't you want to take a picture?"

Yan Shi ignored him and concentrated on cosplaying a tree.

Luo Yunsong said to himself: "Tree hole, tree hole, tell me, how does sister Yan feel about me?"

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong: "Tree hole, I still have three weeks left, time is running out, I'm a little scared."

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong: "Shudong, there is a saying that I have always wanted to say to Sister Yan, are you willing to listen?"

Yan Shi turned his head and glared at him.

Luo Yunsong held Yan Shi's branch, and said seriously: "Shudong, please tell him, in fact, I..."

Halfway through speaking, Luo Yunsong's eyes widened, and he stared at Yan Shi in surprise.

Yan Shi was taken aback by his expression, and touched his face: "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

Miaomiao ran over bouncingly, threw herself into Yan Shi's arms, and called Yan Shi tightly.

"Miaomiao, don't run around!" Aunt Hua chased after her, wanting to take Miaomiao away, but Miaomiao liked Yan Tight's attire so much, she refused to leave even if she hugged her.

Yan Shi: "Damn it, why is it so cold all of a sudden... Hah!"

Luo Yunsong was dumbfounded: "You...how did you get in?"

Yan Shi: "What?"

Luo Yunsong pointed: "Miaomiao is in your arms..."

Yan Shi: "?!"

Yan Shi touched it, and found that the air in his arms was really cold. He stretched his neck and sniffed Miaomiao every day. Miaomiao was not afraid of it, and even made a face at it.

The director concentrated on watching the performance. Aunt Hua touched her husband's face and murmured, "You've lost weight again."

The director couldn't see or hear it, he just felt a cool breeze blowing over his face, thinking it was the air conditioner.

A group of people outside the door were moving tables and chairs. When they saw Luo Yunsong running out, they greeted him one after another. Luo Yunsong was followed by Yan Shi of a tree. The two walked around the door. Luo Yunsong stopped a girl, He asked urgently, "Where's that orange tree?"

The girl blinked: "Oh! That pot of kumquats is there!"

"Why move it?"

"It occupies an area. We need to receive guests to sign in at the entrance, and there is also a big signature board." The girl observed Luo Da's face, and comforted her, "Luo Da, don't worry, after the Taiwan celebration is over, the oranges will be released. Back to the original position."

A few boys came over with signed copies and put them by the door.

"Has the director agreed?" Yan Shi asked.

"I agree, so let's arrange it in advance." The girl said.

The companion called the girl for help, and the girl trotted away.

Yan Shi patted Luo Yunsong: "Don't be afraid, the magic circle is broken, but you have eaten peach meat and you still have amulets, so you will be fine tonight."

Tonight's rehearsal is completely in accordance with the official performance. The timing is very accurate. After the performance, it is Luo Yunsong's turn to take the stage. There are exactly 25 minutes before midnight, 15 minutes for the finale dance, and 10 minutes for the curtain call. .

Fatty Liao and Boss Li have come, and there are many big names sitting in the first row of special seats whispering to each other. When Luo Yunsong passed by, Fatty Liao called to stop him.

"President Liao." Luo Yunsong greeted.

"Pick this thing off." Fatty Liao pointed at his neck.

Topless outfit, hanging a strange amulet is too unsuitable.

Luo Yunsong discussed: "Mr. Liao, can I pick it again when the official performance is on?"

Fatty Liao lowered his face, displeased: "Little Luo, we must pay attention to this rehearsal. The current performance is used for advertising. What do you look like with the talisman on it? Just take it off and wear it back after the performance. Come on!"

Mr. Li also echoed: "Take it off, it's too ugly to hang it up."

Luo Yunsong had no choice but to take it off, but his clothes had no pockets, so he didn't know where to put them. It would be even worse to tuck them in his clothes and let them bounce around and leak out.

Yan Shi walked forward unsteadily and stretched out a branch: "I'll keep it for you."

Luo Yunsong followed the team to the stage, Yan found a seat in the front row and sat down, squatting obediently at Yan Shi's feet every day, staring at Luo Yunsong intently.

All the members of the broadcasting team came on stage, Fatty Liao took the lead in applauding, Luo Yunsong was moved to the front, accompanied by explosive music, various special effects of smoke and flashes kept flashing, and Fatty Liao muttered in the audience He began to sell clothes, and for a moment, Luo Yunsong felt as if he saw a fat figure behind Fatty Liao.

Luo Yunsong turned in a circle, made a pose, and when he turned his head to face the auditorium, the shadow disappeared.

Turn around, step backwards and dance, and then face the auditorium, a tree is running towards the gate with trembling branches.

Seriously, where is this going?

Luo Yunsong was puzzled.

The dance ended smoothly, Luo Yunsong's group went directly to the platform, and the performers came onto the stage one after another. Yan Shi rushed back panting, followed the team onto the stage, and the host made a concluding speech. Luo Yunsong's heart was pounding, he guessed , it is less than 10 minutes before midnight, without the amulet, can he get through this time safely?

He searched around for traces of the shadow, and for a moment, he saw Aunt Hua and the others let out an exclamation, and then, bang, the surroundings were completely dark.

Power out.

That thing is finally working!

There was a lot of noise, exclamations, complaints, and chatter.

"Woof!" Papapapa...it was the sound of Tiantian running.

The big bosses in the audience turned on the mobile phone lighting at the same time.

A huge figure rushed towards him with claws and teeth. Luo Yunsong instinctively took a step back, but bumped into the people behind him. There were people on the left and right, and he couldn't see them clearly. It was almost inevitable!

The shadow raised his hand and hung something around his neck.

Luo Yunsong touched it and almost wept with joy.

"Are you wearing it securely?" Yan Shi couldn't see clearly, so he could only touch blindly.

"Put it on!" Luo Yunsong said excitedly.

Tiantian couldn't stop her pace and bumped her head against Yan Shi's back.

Crack, the lights are on.

The crowd consciously stood in a circle, watching the two people on the ground forcefully.

Luo Yunsong was pressed tightly under his body, and fell into a daze. Seeing that he was fine every day, he was so happy that he licked his face.

That night, all kinds of mysterious little news continued, and the issue of a certain university and a certain university's offense once became a hot topic.

"Where did you go when I was performing?" Luo Yunsong asked.

Yan Shi played with his mobile phone and said lazily, "I went after Tiantian."

Lie between them every day, wagging their tails.

Yan Shi said: "Tiantian must have seen something and rushed out suddenly. I couldn't catch up with it, so I had to go back. I didn't expect it to run back."

Luo Yunsong touched Tiantian and asked, "Tiantian, what did you see? Is that the shadow?"

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof"

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yan Shi smiled and said, "I'm afraid only Xiaoji can understand what it says."

Click on Weibo, and glance at it habitually. It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, Yan Shi's eyes widened, and he bounced off the bed directly.

"What's wrong?" Luo Yunsong asked.

"Look... look at Weibo!"

Luo Yunsong immediately understood, clicked on Xiaoyao Taoist's Weibo, took a look, and gasped.

The number of retweets of Koi Daxian increased to 97 overnight!