Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

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"Are you OK?"

"No...no..." The little girl was dizzy, seeing the person in front of her clearly, her eyes widened in surprise.

The man touched her head and walked towards the cave.

"Wait! There's a dragon!" the little girl reminded.

The man turned his head and smiled lightly: "I know."

In the evening, Xu Hua collected the medicinal herbs, and when he came back, he found a person sitting in the cave.

"You're back." Yang Jian in battle armor stood up.

Xu Hua thought that the place he was looking for was hidden enough, but he was discovered by someone, and this person was Yang Jian, a busy man in the fairy world. Seeing Yang Jian's appearance, he came out in a hurry. This time he didn't even change his clothes, and went straight down to earth!

Xu Hua wondered, "How did you find this place?"

Speaking of this, Yang Jian's head grew bigger, and he rubbed his forehead: "The whole fairy world knows about it."

"what?!"

"The Lord of Earth learned from his friend that he originally reported it layer by layer, but he missed a link. As soon as I heard a light blue dragon, I knew it was you." Yang Jian said.

Xu Hua hesitated for a moment and asked, "Where is the Dragon Palace?"

"You can't hide it." Yang Jian said frankly, "If the fairy world knows about it, the Dragon Palace will know about it sooner or later."

Xu Hua was helpless. If Lord Dragon found out that his son was like this, he must be very sad. When he was sad, the world would be flooded. If Mother Long was added... Xu Hua couldn't imagine it anymore.

Yang Jian touched Ao Lie: "The news is only that there is a light blue dragon, but the prince has not been found... How long has he been like this?"

"It's been like this all the time, and I haven't woken up." Xu Hua said.

"He was seriously injured. Although your inner alchemy is hanging on his life, he can't die, but he can't wake up either." Yang Jian glanced at Xu Hua lightly, "Isn't it a pity that you have practiced for thousands of years?"

Xu Hua shook his head and asked, "Can you save him?"

The little girl hid in the bushes and watched secretly. When the armored man came, he was holding a trident and wearing a thick cloak. She thought he was here to deal with the dragon. What happened?One person and one dragon seemed to be chatting about something, the armored man left behind a colorful Ganoderma lucidum and left.

Xu Hua chewed up the colorful ganoderma and fed it into Ao Lie's mouth. Ao Lie's mouth was bleeding all the time, less ganoderma went in and more fell out. Xu Hua waited on him slowly and fed most of the ganoderma.

"Xiao Lie, it's time to get up." Xu Hua murmured while licking his face.

Early in the morning, Xu Hua went out to pick herbs again. He licked Ao Lie's body day after day. A black shell, the little girl sneaked into the cave while Xu Hua was leaving, and was immediately disgusted by the smell of medicine and blood. After a long time to adapt, she walked in front of Ao Lie.

Ao Lie remained motionless, he had maintained this position for a long time, and if it was talking about the corpse, there was no sign of decay. She touched Ao Lie's dark face and asked curiously, "Are you asleep?"

Suddenly a person flashed in from outside the cave, the little girl thought Xu Hua had come back, and screamed in fright.

The little boy was also frightened by her and screamed, and the two stared at each other for a moment before they breathed a sigh of relief.

The little girl pouted: "You are finally here! I thought you were eaten by a dragon!"

The little boy wiped his sweat: "No, I was locked up at home and escaped just now...you really scared me!"

Crack-crack-crack-crack-

"What noise?" The little girl looked around, "The cave is about to collapse?"

"No?" The little boy also looked around.

click -

There was another sound, and the scorched black dragon suddenly moved, and the black shell covering him cracked, revealing the silver-white dragon body.

Ao Lie opened his mouth and muttered something.

The little girl and the little boy looked at each other, and the little girl put her ear close to him, and heard him say, "Water..."

"Water, water, water!" The little girl pushed the little boy, "He wants to drink water!"

"Oh oh oh!!!" The little boy ran out quickly.

Ao Lie felt very uncomfortable and twisted his body to try to break free from the black shell. The little girl hurriedly helped him peel it off bit by bit. Ao Lie's scales were still soft, and there were no scales in some places. After peeling off the shell, debris covered it. , the little girl took off a feather and gave him a light sweep.

The little boy came back quickly with the clear spring, one of them opened the mouth of the dragon, and the other poured water, choked Ao Lie several times, and finally poured a ladle of water down.

"Do you want more?" the little boy asked.

Ao Lie didn't respond, his tongue drooped by his mouth, the little boy stuffed his tongue back into his mouth, but the tongue stuck out again, licking the water stains left on his nose.

"He seems thirsty?" the little girl observed.

"I'm going to fill the water!" The little boy ran out again.

The two were busy for a long time, and when they found Xu Hua back, the two children were shocked...

As a thank you, Xu Hua gave them the remaining piece of Ganoderma lucidum.

The little girl ate it, and her face wrinkled into a ball: "My God, it's so bitter!"

The little boy broke his portion into three pieces and ate the next piece, wrinkling his face in pain.

The two of them took several sips of the clear spring to dilute the taste.

"Xu Hua even chewed it up and fed it to him, I really admire it!" The little girl exclaimed.

"Bitter medicine, bitter medicine," said the little boy.

Ao Lie lost his shell, but still didn't wake up, so Xu Hua wrapped his body around him and used it as a cushion for him. When Xu Hua went out during the day, two children helped take care of him. Finally, one night, Ao Lie regained consciousness , he felt that Xu Hua was licking his face, and after licking, he even touched his nose.

Ao Lie felt like he had a long, long dream. In the dream, Xu Hua kept talking to him, and sometimes there were the voices of two children. Ao Lie squinted for a while, then secretly opened his eyes. Xu Hua had already After falling asleep, the tip of his protruding tongue was dyed green, Ao Lie licked it lightly, wow, it's so bitter!

After Yang Xiaoji heard the news, he immediately notified Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi.

That night, the three of them jumped on the train and headed straight for the town.

After many days, the heavy rain still did not stop, and the river had already submerged the path. The three of them rented a boat. Unexpectedly, the river was turbulent. Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi fought hard, but the boat was still straightened.

"Damn! No, it's too dangerous to cross the river in this situation!" Luo Yunsong said anxiously.

"Pad! Keep paddling!" Yan Shi was still working hard.

"Let's go back! We won't be able to go back if we are washed into the middle of the river!" Luo Yunsong said, "We can go to the town and get a motorboat!"

"You're the only one who is busy! Don't you know how to swim?!"

"Yes, I won a prize in swimming! How about you?"

"Da Luo! I'm old, if I fall into the water, I'll wait for you to save me!"

Luo Yunsong became motivated: "Pad! Paddle vigorously! Go!!!"

Yang Xiaoji blushed: "Well, I won't either..."

Yan Shi comforted: "Don't be afraid, you fell into the water, you Luo will save you!"

Luo Yunsong: "... Shall we go back?"

Yang Xiaoji: "..." There is no such distinction! ! !

When the boat got to the middle of the river, it really lost control. It kept spinning and jumped into the water every day, with its front paws resting on the edge of the boat, and its hind legs kicked hard.

"Look! We are working hard every day, we have to work hard!" Luo Yunsong encouraged, "Don't fall into the water! Make a big exception!"

Yan Shi: "..."

Yang Xiaoji: "..." QAQ

Tiantian: "Woof!" Hahaha, is the master not crying?

After landing, Luo Yunsong confidently led them straight to the cave, but got lost as expected. In the end, it was Tian Tian who distinguished the smell all the way and brought them to the cave.

Xu Hua was peeling fruit to feed Ao Lie. They had already turned into human figures, but their bodies were naked, and those clothes had been burned away in the explosion.

Several men met each other and hugged each other. Except for Xu Hua with a paralyzed face, everyone else was crying and laughing.

"Why don't you go home?!" Yan Shi was really angry and happy. He believed that they were still alive. Lamp, what happened?The two didn't go home, but hid comfortably in a cave for their honeymoon? !

Yang Xiaoji rubbed his eyes, and explained: "They have injuries on their bodies, they can't be seen in human form."

Luo Yunsong opened the suitcase, took out some underwear and handed them to them. There were still their mobile phones lying in it. Luo Yunsong kept them very well and helped them charge them.

"Let's go together." Yan Shi said, "There is still a train tonight, and there is still time to book tickets."

Ao Lie shook his head and pointed at Xu Hua: "His clothes haven't been knitted yet."

"Knitting clothes?" The three wondered.

Xu Hua fished out a small mandarin jacket made of rattan from a corner, and said, "It's for the children, weave it tonight, and we'll leave tomorrow."

Luo Yunsong and the others spent the night directly in the cave. Xu Hua transformed into Jackie Chan and surrounded them to shield them from the wind. Xu Hua was seriously injured. The scales and fins on his body could hardly be found intact, and the places were scorched It hasn't grown well yet.

Luo Yunsong touched the dragon's body: "Does it hurt?"

Xu Hua said: "It doesn't hurt, it's starting to scab."

Luo Yunsong turned his head: "What about you? Xiaolie?"

Ao Lie rubbed his nose: "Well, it's almost ready."

"Take a look?"

"It's too ugly, it doesn't look good." Ao Lie said dejectedly, the tail he was so proud of was basically useless, and it would take a while to recover.

Xu Hua licked him gently: "Not ugly, Xiaolie is the prettiest."

"so bitter."

"Ah... sorry." Xu Hua retracted his tongue.

"It's so bitter, being licked by you is like being splashed with potion." Ao Lie touched his nose with him, and said softly, "Only I don't mind."

"Well, I'll only lick you from now on." Xu Hua promised.

Ao Lie: "..." Wait a minute, what's going on with this lustful feeling? !

The next day, the little boy and the little girl came to play again. The little boy was very happy to receive Xu Hua's gift, and the little girl also got a flower. Xu Hua helped her pin it in her hair.

"Are you leaving?" The little boy hugged Xu Hua's thigh with tears and snot all over his face.

Xu Hua touched the little boy's head: "Well, we have to go."

The little girl asked: "Are you still coming back to play?"

Xu Hua said, "Go back."

Ao Lie smiled and said, "I'll bring you delicious food."

"Wow!!!" The little boy and the little girl cheered.

A beautiful little sparrow flew by with a flower in its mouth. Luo Yunsong took a picture of it with his mobile phone. When he saw Xu Hua and Ao Lie approaching, Luo Yunsong put away his mobile phone and greeted Yan Shi who was eating fruit. He and Yang Xiaoji: "Let's go, they are here."

"Okay! Go home, go home!" Yan Shi was in a good mood.

Luo Yunsong pressed close to his ear ambiguously: "Go back to our home."

Before touching Yan Shi's waist, the stinky hooligan was kicked far away by Yan Shi.

Tian Tian: "Wow!" You deserve it!

Yang Xiaoji shook his head: "Hey, I still need to work hard!"

The dark clouds gradually thinned, and the heavy rain finally stopped. When the boat reached the center of the river, a golden koi broke out of the water, and the sun cast brilliant light on it.

☆、Special episode 2 "Loose and Tight"

Luo Yunsong finally realized what it means to make a mistake and become eternal hatred.

The matter was very simple. After returning to City S, they went to the food stall and had a big meal. Ao Lie got drunk and was carried back by Xu Hua. Yan Shi was also drunk and was carried back by Luo Yunsong.

When Luo Yunsong helped Yan Shi wipe his body, he heard him muttering. It turned out that Yan Shi was thirsty and wanted to drink water. Luo Yunsong poured him a glass of warm water and fed him with a spoon, but most of it was spilled, and Yan Shi's face turned red. The wet lips were slightly parted, looking extremely seductive. Luo Yunsong looked at it and felt a rush of heat rushing to his lower abdomen. He stroked Yan Shi who was semi-conscious, and a bold idea rose in his heart.

He took a mouthful of warm water, pressed his firm lips tightly, and slowly passed over.

Wan Jun often encouraged him, telling him to be bold, to be more aggressive, to do things while he was drunk, and to cook raw rice into porridge as soon as possible!

Luo Yunsong said unconfidently that he was afraid that Yan Shi would hate him.

Wan Jun said that Yan Shi was kissed and hugged, so he must have felt it too!Yanshi is dry firewood in the refrigerator. It looks cold, but it actually burns with a little fire!As Agni, you have to take the initiative and work hard!

When Luo Yunsong was enlightened by him, he felt that it made sense.

In order to build up Luo Yunsong's confidence, Wan Jun continued to encourage him: Like the one in my family, didn't he rely on himself to take the initiative to kiss and hug him?Now the daughter-in-law calls her husband every day, and she takes good care of her!

When Wan Jun typed this line, his daughter-in-law happened to be behind him, and he was so angry that he wanted to go back to Kunlun Mountain on the spot. Wan Jun hurriedly hugged him, coaxed and kissed him, and knelt on the washboard, pouring his nose and tears at his daughter-in-law. The son apologized, and finally put his daughter-in-law on the bed. He was so tired that his back hurt. Lei Ting forgave him when he was satisfied. Of course, he didn't tell Luo Yunsong about it.

After Luo Yunsong finished feeding the water, he kissed Yan Shi's lips longingly, pushed his jaw open and stuck his tongue in. Yan Shi was licked so dazedly by him, he put his arms around him, and whispered softly: " Yunsong..."

Are you calling my name? !Luo Yunsong was surprised, and then realized that Yan Shi was awake? !He tentatively asked with a guilty conscience: "Yanshi, are you feeling okay? Do you still want to drink water?"

"Um... hot..."

"Hot...is it hot...then take off your clothes..." Luo Yunsong untied his tight pajamas, "Is it better now?"

The firm chest, the undulating muscles, dotted with thin sweat, is like a honey cake with the wrapper peeled off, warmly waiting for diners to taste.

Luo Yunsong's breath became short of breath, and he couldn't help touching it a few times. When his fingertips swept over the tender nipple, Yan Shi let out a thin whimper, probably feeling comfortable being touched, and straightened his chest to his. hand delivery.

Luo Yunsong touched it, buried his head in the kiss, licked the tight chest muscles, and teased the nipple with the tip of his tongue, moistening the tender fruit to make it more erect.

"Hmm... woo..." Yan Shi twisted his body impatiently, and bursts of crisp and numb stimulation spread from his chest to his whole body. He felt so comfortable and wanted more, so he hugged Luo Yun tightly unconsciously. Loose, wishing to merge with that hot body.

Under the ambiguous atmosphere, Luo Yunsong had already reacted. He was really afraid that the fire would be unstoppable, so he secretly gritted his teeth and reminded himself to calm down. Now is not the time, and he should not be impulsive. However, the honest Xiao Songsong leaned out disobediently The head, the little Yanyan who wanted to find it, and the little Yanyan also thrived, poked out from Yanshi's underwear to look for Xiaosongsong.

Yan Shi couldn't bear it, and fumbled his hands on his trousers. Luo Yunsong helped him take off, and also took off his own. He knelt between his legs, and played with Xiao Songsong and Xiao Yanyan together. The two partners Spitting mucus at each other, moistening each other to a slippery state, the alcohol was on the brain, and the feeling came soon, and when he reached the climax, he was briefly awake for a while, his eyes widened, looking at Luo Yunsong whose hands were full of semen, and The little Yan Yan between his legs was snuggling up to Xiao Songsong intimately, no matter how dull he was, he understood what had happened, Yan Shi was so angry that his brain ached, cursed a few words vaguely, and fell asleep again with his head tilted.

When Yan Shi woke up the next day, he thought he had a dream last night. He was neatly dressed, and except for a swollen mouth, there were no unsightly marks on his body. Luo Yunsong made porridge for him, and Yan Shi ate. Then, he sniffed the air and said, "Strange, why is there a fishy smell?"

Luo Yunsong quickly smelled his clothes: "No way! I obviously changed one?!"

Yan Shi: "..."

On that day, the stinky hooligan asked Wan Jun for help with tears and snot in his nose. Yan Shi looked calm at the time and said indifferently: "The seven-day cycle is over, so I should move back. I eat and drink for so long. I'm so sorry!"

"Yanshi, your home is far away..."

"I have a car."

"You often work overtime, how convenient it is to live here."

"I have a car."

"My environment is spacious and sunny..."

"I have a car."

With tears streaming down his face, Luo Yunsong sent a message to Wan Jun: This is simply a blast + MAX↑!

Wan Jun: Then did you hit home plate? !

Luo Yunsong: No!

Wan Jun beat his chest and stamped his feet: Oops! !you you you! !

Luo Yunsong: I beg for advice! QQ

Wan Jun shared his secrets of picking up men in a friendly manner. Luo Yunsong studied it for a while, and when he understood, he made a fist: loose!come on!

After Luo Yunsong sent Yan Shi a message that he was going on a business trip, he huddled up on the sofa nervously. His house was close, and he usually went home to sleep no matter how late it was. There were no pillows and blankets in the office, and he was so cold He sneezed several times, but it was all worth it when he thought of chasing Yan Shi. He rubbed his nose, wondering if Yan Shi would miss him. , when Luo Yunsong was thinking about it, the phone rang.

Yan Shi: "Where are you?"

Luo Yunsong: "On the way."

Yan Shi: "How many days are you traveling for?"

Luo Yunsong: "A week."

Yan Shi: "Be careful."

Luo Yunsong felt warm in his heart, just as he put down the phone, the door rang.

"Please come in." Luo Yunsong said.

Strictly push the door and come in.

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yan Shi looked like a little bitch trying to lie to me and was still tender, and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, you are going on a business trip tonight, why are you in the office?"

Luo Yunsong: "Well... I forgot to take something, so I had to come back..."

Yan Shi sneered, and threw the blanket on Luo Yunsong: "Where's the medicine?"

"This."

"Take off your clothes, turn around!"

After Luo Yunsong took off his clothes, he turned around obediently.

Yan Shi rubbed the hot potion on Luo Yunsong's back.

Luo Yunsong suffered severe burns on his back in Qimen Dunjia. He lay on the ground for several days in the hospital and was finally released. However, he was told to take medicine every day and was not allowed to lie down to sleep.

Luo Yunsong couldn't apply the medicine by himself, so Yan Shi usually helped him do it.

"It's much better." Yan Shi said, "When you come back from a business trip, you can go for a follow-up visit."

Luo Yunsong: "Well...the business trip...cancelled temporarily..."

Yan Shi: "It's okay, you love to go out and love to go back, there is no need to report to me."

Luo Yunsong: "..." It's only natural to report to your wife!

Yan Shi pondered his thoughts and guessed: "It's only natural to report to your wife?"

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yan Shi was annoyed: "The medicine hasn't been finished yet, what are you doing here?!"

Luo Yunsong: "Look at the old PO...you!"

Yan Shi: "What old PO, do you dare to explain clearly?!"

The stinky hooligan said seriously: "Yan Shi, move in and live together!"

"why?"

"My house is close... okay, okay, I know you have a car, but what I mean is..." The stinky hooligan held his tight hand and covered his face, "Let's live together, I... ah ah ah I s eyes!!!"

While waiting for the elevator downstairs in the apartment, the stinky gangster kept rubbing his eyes, Yan Shi broke off his hand, seeing the stinky gangster's tearful face, Yan Shi couldn't help laughing and said: "I have medicine in my hand and I keep rubbing my hands." Rubbing, you deserve it? Hey, don't rub it, it's all red!"

The stinky hooligan took the opportunity to play tricks: "Then you grab my hand hard, and if you grab it, I won't be able to move."

Yan Shi: "..."

Ding—the elevator door opened.

"Songsong—tight—!!" The little boy jumped out happily and threw himself on Luo Yunsong, then was bounced off by Luo Yunsong's amulet and crashed into Aunt Hua's arms.

"Miaomiao, you didn't hurt from the fall, did you?" Aunt Hua walked out holding the dizzy Miaomiao.

Luo Yunsong rubbed his eyes, and finally saw the old and the young in front of him clearly, he opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Ah...it's you..."

Aunt Hua with her hips on her hips: "Where did you go at night? Don't say it's overtime! Aunt Hua knows more about TV stations than you do!"

Luo Yunsong: "Well...No, I went to have supper with him."

Yan Shi asked curiously, "Who are you talking to?"

Luo Yunsong gestured to the air: "Aunt Hua, Miaomiao."

"Oh...Hi Aunt Hua, Miaomiao...his...so cold..."

Luo Yunsong smiled and said, "Miaomiao is holding your thigh."

Yan Shi scooped up the air and figured out the shape. He squatted down and wrapped the invisible little boy in his arms.

"Miaomiao is in the queue," Aunt Hua said.

Luo Yunsong was at a loss: "The number one in the row?"

"Reincarnation means crossing the bridge!" Aunt Hua explained, "Miaomiao is from the early morning batch. He was always looking for looseness and tightness, so I brought him up to see you."

Luo Yunsong took off the amulet, touched the air and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Miaomiao."

Miaomiao blinked: "Will Songsong and Tightness come too?"

"Songsong and Songsong have to work, so they can't pass." Luo Yunsong's nose was sore, "Miaomiao wants to be reborn into a good family."

The little boy didn't know what reincarnation was. The adults explained to him that he was crossing the bridge, and he could return to the ground to play after crossing the bridge. Miaomiao was so happy, he threw himself into Luo Yunsong's arms, and said with a smile: "After I cross the bridge Find Songsong and tight to play!" He turned around and threw himself into Aunt Hua's arms, coquettishly saying, "I want to bring Aunt Hua to play with me!"

"Little idiot." Aunt Hua stroked Miaomiao's head, and as she touched it, tears came down.

At this time, the fire door suddenly opened.

Luo Yunsong only felt a blast in his head.

Li Cheng, who was wearing a black coat, walked out of the fire door and saw Luo Yun hanging on Yan Shi's body like a pine tree bear. Li Cheng snorted disdainfully and clapped his hands behind him: "Follow closely."

The broken girl, dragging her floral skirt, nodded politely as she passed Luo Yunsong.

Luo Yunsong buried his face in Yan Shi's neck, his body was shaking non-stop, Yan Shi was depressed, he looked up and down the man in black, he couldn't figure out what was so scary about this man, he just seemed a bit cold It's a little bit better, take a closer look, it's pretty handsome!

Bai Yue also came out from the fire escape: "No, let's go back."

Aunt Hua pushed the little boy: "Miaomiao, we're leaving, so please pay your respects to Songsong and Tight."

Miaomiao: "Bye loose! Bye tight!"

Luo Yunsong raised his head: "Goodbye!" Looking at the rotten head beside him, Luo Yunsong's face turned pale.

The girl who jumped from the building turned around in embarrassment.

Bai Yue took off her clothes and covered the girl's head: "Don't be afraid, wait any longer, I'll sew it for you."

Li Cheng took off his coat and put it on Bai Yue: "It's late at night, be careful of the cold."

A mass of cold air moved around, Yan Shi understood that it was Miaomiao who had left, and Yan Shi shouted into the air: "Miaomiao, reincarnated, find a good family!"

Miaomiao was led by Aunt Hua, and waved at them with every step and turn.

Bai Yue who walked out of the gate suddenly remembered something, turned back, drew a few times on Luo Yunsong's forehead, and said with a smile: "That's all right."

Luo Yunsong's eyes darkened and he fainted for a while, but he quickly came to his senses and shook his head. There were only two men left in the empty aisle, one black and one white. Bai Yue held the air and smiled softly: "Miaomiao Don't cry, Miaomiao will meet many friends in her next life!"

"Goodbye!" Luo Yunsong said to the air, "Miaomiao, have a good journey!"

What Miaomiao said, he could never hear again.

The door opened and closed again. Li Cheng and Bai Yue left with three soul bodies.

Luo Yunsong buried his face into Yan Shi's neck: "I can't see Miaomiao and the others."

Yan Shi comforted, "It's good to be back to normal."

The two hugged quietly for a while, Yan Shi patted his butt: "Are you a koala! How long do you want to hang on?! I can't support you!"

"It's okay." The koala wrapped its legs around Yan Shun's waist, lazily pressing the elevator button.

Yan Shi: "..."

On the same day, Yan Shi twisted his waist, lying on the bed and letting the koala serve him for a long time, coaxing and feeding medicine, Yan Shi kept a cold face and didn't even hum.

The next day, people in the group saw the two of them rubbing each other's backs, Yan Shi applied medicine to Luo Yunsong, and then Luo Yunsong turned around and massaged him with medicinal wine.

Xiao Miao was puzzled: "What are they doing?"

Brother A Biao: "Shuangxiu."

He worked overtime until after four o'clock in the middle of the night. Yan Shi rubbed his stomach and felt a little hungry. He always likes to go out to eat a fried beef river during the night, but today his back hurts and he doesn't want to move. He lazily rests his chin, thinking It would be great if the stinky hooligan brought a copy, the door knocked, and he said strictly: "Please come in."

The stinky hooligan came in with two servings of Fried Niuhe.

Yan Shi: "..."

"While it's hot." Luo Yunsong took out a copy and put it in front of Yan Shi, and set the chopsticks for him.

The two sat side by side, Luo Yunsong picked up some slices of beef for Yan Shi, and as a reward, Yan Shi gave him some slices of green onion.

After Luo Yunsong finished eating, he put down his chopsticks and said seriously, "Yan Shi, I have something to talk to you about."

"I have a car."

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Seeing the choking look of the stinky hooligan, Yan Shi was secretly amused, but unexpectedly there was a sudden gentle touch on his face, Yan Shi touched it, and wiped a hand of sesame oil.

"Oh, I forgot to wipe my mouth!" The stinky hooligan wiped his mouth indiscriminately, kissed him again, and said plausibly, "It didn't count just now! Start over!"

Yan Shi: "..."

The stinky hooligan held his hand and said seriously, "Yan Shi, move in and live together?"

Yan Shi's face was flushed red, he knew Luo Yunsong's feelings for him, Yan Shi lit a cigarette and took a few puffs, his messy mind finally cleared up, he flicked the cigarette ash, and said in a deep voice: "Da Luo , I ask you a word, you answer me honestly."

"Hmm! I like you!"

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yun slacked his shoulders: "Isn't this the sentence?"

Yan Shi propped his forehead and laughed a few times, raised his head and asked, "Luo Yunsong, what is your identity?"

"My surname is Luo and my name is Yunsong. I am the leader of the broadcasting team of the TV station. He has developed morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor in an all-round way. He is capable of both literature and martial arts. He is known as Luo's great talent!"

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong smiled and said, "I don't know if Yan Dada has anything else to know?"

Yan Shi sighed, hesitated for a while before stammering: "I... I have never been in a relationship, so I don't know what other people are like... But I think... um... If two people are together, they should... ...to be honest with each other, right?"

The stinky hooligan excitedly began to untie his belt.

Yan Shi: "..."

When Yan Shi's cell phone rang for the nth time, Brother A Biao couldn't help but said, "Old Yan, just reply to him."

Yan Shi raised his eyelids: "It's all advertising information. If you have anything to reply, go on with the meeting and don't get distracted! This case is urgent, and it has to be settled today!"

Luo Yunsong put down his phone and sighed. His fire was too urgent. Before the dry firewood was ready, he ignited himself. He sent a few messages in a row but nothing came of it. He was idle and bored. He logged on to Weibo. Koi Daxian's he has been deleted, and Lei Ting and Ouyang Hui also confirmed that the curse of the seven-day cycle has disappeared, and they no longer have to worry about it.

Swiping and swiping, someone reposted this Weibo: Omen of auspiciousness!Bless the golden koi god!After forwarding, all wishes will come true, everything goes well, husband and wife are harmonious, and life is happy! ! !

The accompanying picture is a small golden koi jumping out of the water. The sun shone on it, and the golden light was shining brightly. Luo Yunsong smiled and forwarded it casually.

"Hi, University of Luo." A colleague passing by greeted him, "Do you have anything to ask Yan Da? Why don't you go in?"

"He's busy, hehe, don't be in a hurry." Luo Yunsong leaned against the door panel, unexpectedly the door opened suddenly, he rolled over backwards and crashed into Yan Shi's arms.

Yan pushed hard, pushed him against the wall, grabbed his collar and shouted angrily: "What the hell are you reposting again?! Delete it quickly!!!"

Luo Yunsong blinked: "Yan Da, are you looking at my Weibo?"

"No!!!"

"I didn't turn anything?"

"You lied! You obviously..."

Luo Yunsong raised his eyebrows: "Huh? What's wrong with me? Tell me, keep talking?"

Yan Shi was so angry that his face was flushed, he snatched Luo Yunsong's mobile phone, deleted the Weibo, slammed the mobile phone into Luo Yunsong's arms, and went into the office angrily, and slammed the door hard.

Luo Yunsong sent a message: Yan Da, let's have dinner together tonight?

Yan Shi ignored him.

Then Luo Yunsong reposted the Weibo of the golden koi again, and as expected, Yan Shi opened the door.

Luo Yunsong straightened his back: "Didn't you ignore me, what does it have to do with you if I post a Weibo?"

"you……"

"Something good happened after retweeting it. Look, I retweeted you and you came out. It's really cool." Before Yan Shi closed the door, Luo Yunsong pressed against the door, "Yan Da, don't worry, this It’s an ordinary Weibo, besides, are you caring about me? I’m so touched.”

"Who cares about you, you stinky rascal!"

"Yan Da, I know I was wrong! Give me a chance to make amends! Have dinner together tonight?"

"No! Our team has already ordered a meal!"

Xiao Miao shook the phone: "It's been refunded!"

Yan Shi: "..."

Xiao Miao: "Oh, I canceled all the people in the group, what should I do, I have no food tonight!"

Brother A Biao: "Oh, isn't this sincerely starving me to death!"

Lucy sighed: "It would be great if someone treats you."

Da Mao kissed Er Mao: "I'm hungry, what should I do?"

Ermao: "What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you."

Da Mao put Er Mao's earlobe in his mouth: "I want to eat you."

Er Mao was shocked by his sensitivity, his face immediately turned red to the base of his neck, he turned his head and glared at Da Mao: "We'll talk about filling our stomachs!"

People: "Very hungry~~!"

Luo Yunsong waved his hand: "Don't be afraid! Brother Song treats you tonight!"

"Wow!!" The whole group erupted.

Yan Shi curled his lips: "Brother Song said you can take it out if you can't finish eating, everyone eat as much as you want!"

"sure!"

"Brother Song is the best!"

The smelly gangster stuck to Yan Shi's ear: "What if I become poor?"

Yan Shi: "None of my business!"

The stinky hooligan quickly pecked Yan Shi's face and licked his mouth: "It's back to the original."

Yan Shi: "..."

That night Luo Tuhao rented the second floor of the Fairy Trail Forest, not only called the radio team, but also called Ao Lie, Xu Hua and Yang Xiaoji, who were carried in a backpack by Yang Xiaoji every day, and the group of people were delighted Had a big meal.

Yang Xiaoji felt that the atmosphere between Yan Shi and the young couple was a bit strange, Yan Shi intentionally avoided Luo Tuhao and sat beside Xu Hua on purpose.

Yang Xiaoji asked Luo Tuhao: "Did you quarrel?"

Luo Tuhao sighed faintly.

Yang Xiaoji poured a glass of white wine and handed it to him, winking: "Come on, come on!"

"Definitely!" Luo Tuhao took the liquor, walked around the table, and solemnly said to Yan Shi, "Yan Da, let me toast you first!"

Yan Shi lazily took the cup and touched it with him, the two drank with their heads up, and Yan Shi filled up the cup for himself: "Master Luo, I respect you for this cup, your plan is very successful."

The event that thousands of people participated in not only brought huge profits to the small village of the reincarnated Nezha, but also had a very high praise rate. The director was also full of praise after participating in it in person. He also plans to change it to this format for next year’s Taiwan celebration. .

The two clinked glasses and drank it. Luo Yunsong poured another glass and said, "Yan Shi, I respect you for this glass. The idea is your idea. I just perfected it."

"Where."

"Humble and humble."

The two of you respect me, I respect you, cup after cup, Luo Yunsong finished the nth cup, put the cup down, leaned on the table, and said depressedly: "Yan Da, why are you still not drunk?"

Yan Shi calmly said, "You can't drink well."

"Who said that, I drink very well! You are drunk and I am not drunk yet!" Luo Yunsong couldn't stand still, and sat on Xu Hua's lap. Xu Hua wrapped his arms around his waist and grabbed Yan Shi with the other. He poured him a glass of white wine.

Luo Yunsong waved his hand: "Don't drink it, don't drink it, if you drink any more, something will happen."

Xu Hua: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this is plain water."

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Drunk Yan Yan's plan failed, and the surnamed Luo made himself unconscious. When he woke up, it was the evening of the next day. He looked at the duckling hanging lamp on the ceiling, and couldn't remember where it was. .

Luo Yunsong sat up with his head covered, and found that the surroundings had changed completely, cartoon alarm clocks, cartoon ornaments, Gundam posters, various models, and a big fat sleeping bug beside the pillow.

When Yan Shi came in with the soup, the stinky hooligan was holding the big sleeping bug in a daze.

"Are you awake? Let's have some soup." Yan Shi put the soup on the bedside table.

"Yan Da, why did my home become like this?"