Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

"I arranged it, don't you like it?"

"luv't!"

"The food is ready, eat it yourself, I'm going back to the TV station."

"Go back for what?"

"Work! There is a program to be recorded tonight."

"come back earlier."

"Not coming back." Yan Shi dug out his coat from the closet and put it on, "Maybe it will be all night."

Yan Shi's cooking skills are very good. After drinking a bowl, Luo Yunsong still wanted to drink it. He got out of bed with the bowl in his hand and went to the hall to find that this was Yan Shi's home.

He brought out the food, watched TV while eating, vomited last night, and couldn't remember anything after passing out, but seeing Yan Shi's reaction, he knew that he didn't have sex after drinking.

"What a pity!" Luo Yunsong patted his thigh, "I missed this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity again! Songsong, Songsong, be more energetic!"

Luo Yunsong had no appetite. He ate some food, turned off the TV, and lay on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. He lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth. When he wanted to flick the ashtray, he found that the ashtray was not on the table. An ashtray was found on the black cube.

Luo Yunsong touched the cube in a daze, and pressed it skillfully a few times. Glowing lines lit up on the pitch-black shell surface, extending around in a chaotic manner, converging on a light spot on the edge, and the light spot flickered for a moment, projecting Little by little, brilliant starlight soon filled the entire hall, and the vast Milky Way spread before his eyes. Luo Yunsong held it in front of the sofa, set the program, lay down on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth, and quietly watched the increasingly The closer blue planet.

The blue planet is larger than the earth, and has a very obvious ring system. The picture skims the rings, flies over the satellite, and enters the atmosphere of the sphere.

Some tall snake-bodied people were playing on the bank, and a few strange birds flew over the huge plants. Luo Yunsong watched and watched, tears streaming down unconsciously, he was so fascinated by watching that Yan Shi didn't even know he was back. When he found out, he frantically turned off the projector and wiped his face: "Ah...you're back?"

Yan Shi hummed, and went into the kitchen to look for something to eat.

Luo Yunsong said with a guilty conscience: "Then what...don't you want to stay up all night?"

Yan Shi came out with a bowl of soup in his hand: "Why do you stay there after you're done? Look, keep watching, it's very exciting."

"What are you looking at?" Luo Yunsong pretended to be stupid, "Oh! What are you talking about...that? Hehe..."

After Yan Shi finished his soup, he looked for a lighter with a cigarette in his mouth. Luo Yunsong kindly lit it for him.

After smoking a cigarette, Yan Shi asked, "Do you know how to use that thing?"

"Blind... somehow, it lights up."

Yan Shi said: "The black box is similar to the black box on the plane, and it is used for recording."

"Oh……"

"What's your blood type?" Yan Shi suddenly asked.

"No test."

"Didn't you go for the test on the day I was given blood transfusion? How could you not know?"

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yan Shi lit another cigarette, and said to himself: "I remember a long time ago, I knew a man, his name was Song Yun, he was the captain of the squadron just like me, his name was very similar to yours, right?"

"Hmm... Song... Songyun... What a good name..." Luo Yunsong faltered, lowering his head and not daring to look at him.

"Song Yun was injured once, and I took care of it myself." Yan Shi flicked the cigarette ash, "That guy has a strong sense of telepathy, he remembered my breath during the time I took care of him, and then he didn't care about me. He can find me wherever he goes. I have carried out large and small missions with him. We have been partners for a while. Originally, the team arranged for him to be my second-in-command, but because of his outstanding ability, he was assigned to another warship Li...huh, does it sound like a science fiction story?"

"Well... what happened next?"

"Later we were busy with each other, and we didn't have much contact with each other." Yan Shi got up and said, "I'll show you something, you wait here."

☆、《Loose and Tight》

In the bustling big city, there are many creatures other than humans, but one of them is neither monsters, elves, nor gods.

To be precise, they do not belong to this planet.

Strictness is one of them.

Yan Shi hid his identity very well, and no one has discovered it so far.

After taking off his clothes and pants, Yan Shun's body gradually stretched and deformed. His prototype was very large, but in order to adapt to the human habitation, he had to reduce the size. In the dark, a man with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a snake tail stretched out. He flicked his tail, touched his face, and showed a wry smile.

Yan Shi swam out empty-handed.

Luo Yunsong pushed away the chair and swam up to Yan Shi.

The two snake-bodied men stood facing each other. After returning to their original state, they had similar totems tattooed on their bodies. Luo Yunsong secretly praised himself. of!Well, come on, come on!

Yan Shi stared at him blankly, still not recovering from his surprise.

Luo Yunsong shook his tail and said with a smile, "You guessed it right."

Yan Shi frowned, and raised his hand to throw Luo Yunsong to the ground. Luo Yunsong didn't expect Yan Shi to do this, and immediately grinned when he fell, and before he got up, he was punched again.

"Yan Shi, what are you doing... Pain..."

Yan Shi didn't say a word, and beat hard, back and forth, Luo Yunsong also started to fight back, the snake's tail wrapped around Yan Shi, and the two of them were tied together, after a few moves, Yan Shi was so tired that he was out of breath, and Luo Yunsong pressed him to the ground, Seeing that he couldn't win, Yan Shi was so angry that he wanted to scold him, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was kissed by the stinky hooligan, and his wet and hot tongue was inserted into Yan Shi's mouth. Numb, he raised his tongue to push him out, the stinky rascal sucked even harder, his tight mouth was blocked, his breathing was difficult, and he couldn't push it away, so he had to flick his tail desperately to pump him, Luo Yunsong's genitals The erection has already come out of the body from the soft membrane, and it is attached to Yan Shi's lower abdomen with high spirits. Luo Yunsong's thing is surprisingly big, and it is even thicker after transforming. He quickly recovered his human form, and desperately crawled towards the room regardless of his nakedness. Luo Yunsong threw himself on him and easily knocked him to the ground.

Yan Shi was furious: "Stinky rascal! Let me go!"

The stinky hooligan grasped Yan Shi's penis and rubbed it, the tingling feeling swept over his body like an explosion. Yan Shi was always indifferent to sex, and occasionally he just made it out if he needed it, but Luo Yunsong's hand seemed to be magical , The touch ignited a raging fire.

His lips were covered with Luo Yunsong's breath again, and Yan Shi felt that his legs were pushed apart by the snake's tail, and the stinky hooligan was stuck between his legs, and he kissed and licked for a long time before he let go of his lips.

Yan Shi swallowed his saliva, and said coldly: "Have you kissed enough?"

The tail of the snake came up and encircled Yan Shi in the middle, and the tip of the tail swept Yan Shi's face once and for all, formally sending out a courtship invitation to his partner.

According to the rules of his hometown, after the courtship, the other party must respond before they can mate. Luo Yunsong's eyes are full of anticipation, and the veins of his erect genitals are prominent, and the synovial fluid drips wetly.

"Yan Shi, I've been looking for you for a long time, you hide it really well." Luo Yunsong gently kissed Yan Shi's face, "I knew you were still alive."

Yan Shi remembered something, and glared angrily: "Did you just..."

"No, no, I just tried your name at that time. The more we get along, the more I feel that it is you."

Yan Shi: "..."

"It's a good thing you didn't change your name."

"Am I stupid?"

"Hmm... No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not stupid!"

Yan Shi said in a firm voice: "Song Yun, you are really amazing! I have been lurking for so long, if you hadn't given me a blood transfusion, I would have never found out that it was you!"

Luo Yunsong poked Yan Shi's face with the tip of his tail: "To each other, let's see each other honestly!"

Yan Shi reached out and grabbed the huge cock: "Is that why you want to fuck me?"

Luo Yunsong was almost vented by his touch, he panted, and kissed Yan Shi's lips forcefully, his dexterous tongue pried open his teeth and stretched in, Yan Shi pressed his head and actively responded, the two embraced and kissed After a long while, Luo Yunsong gasped and said, "It's not about you."

"Oh? What is that?"

Luo Yunsong said confidently: "This is called love!"

Yan Shi: "... Is there a difference?"

Luo Yunsong smiled against his forehead: "This is called having sex with the person you love the most."

Yan Shi turned his head and bit the tip of the fluttering tail, Luo Yunsong suddenly wrinkled his face in pain: "Woo...why did you bite me?"

"Isn't that responding to you?"

"Is that the answer?"

"What else?"

Luo Yunsong buried his head in thought, then shook his head: "I really don't know..."

The two bachelors looked at each other foolishly for a moment, then hugged each other laughingly, Yan Shi laughed so hard that tears came out, and beat the stinky hooligan with his fist: "You fucking...don't even understand this bit of common sense ?!"

"I don't know, I haven't talked about a girlfriend, how about you?"

"I do not have either."

"Then I'm the first one?" The stinky hooligan stretched out Yan Shi's legs, buried his head in his mouth and swallowed his genitals. Yan Shi was kissed and hugged by him, and his emotions had already been aroused, so he closed his eyes and concentrated on Enjoy the services of stinky hooligans.

The stinky hooligan observed Yan Yan's expression, tried little by little, and quickly found his sensitive area. The tip of his tongue circled along the umbrella cover, swept across the urethra, and sucked hard with his fleshy head in his mouth. He yelled out so cool, his legs were tightly hooked on the stinky rogue, and he puffed up wanting more, but the stinky rogue let go: "Ah, I forgot."

Yan Shi, who was about to climax, was angry and anxious: "What did you forget?!"

The snake tail clicked on the black box a few times, the stars circled and scattered around, gathered in the sky, the breeze blew, and the sea of ​​stars was vast.

They were lying on the leaves of a large plant, and clusters of small white flowers hung down like curtains, forming a small hidden room around the large leaves.

"It turns out that this is what the holy place for lovers looks like." Luo Yunsong looked around curiously, "I haven't been there yet."

Yan Shi raised his leg and kicked him: "Hey!"

"Ok?"

"hurry up!"

"Hurry up what?" the stinky hooligan asked deliberately.

Yan Shi didn't say anything on purpose, he straightened his waist and poked the navel of the stinky hooligan with the head of his glans. Asked, "Need help?"

Yan Shi rubbed and rubbed, but still couldn't ejaculate, holding back uncomfortably, finally couldn't help it, blushed and roared thickly: "Lick me quickly!!!"

"Obey!" When Luo Yunsong bent down, his belly button just pressed his cock, and Yan Shi shook his body, and he squirted freely and freely. He had never erupted like this before. The semen spurted out one by one, which made him feel The illusion of urinating, Yan Shi's mind went blank after ejaculating, and he didn't recover for a long time, until a foreign object came from his buttocks, Yan Shi jumped up and looked down.

"Strictly, relax."

"You... what are you doing?"

"Open up." Luo Yunsong wiped the semen from his lower abdomen and wiped it into the hole.

The fingers penetrated into the body bit by bit, twisted the body in a tight and uncomfortable way, and gritted his teeth: "Where did you learn it?!"

"Film." Luo Yunsong kissed Yan Shi's lips. He had studied the action movie sent by Wan Jun for a long time, and now it finally came in handy.

The tail of the snake slowly touched Yan Shi's waist, wrapped it around the genitals that had just vented, and slowly rubbed it, Yan Shi frowned and endured the invasion of three fingers, gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't it okay?!"

"Wait a little longer." Luo Yunsong wiped off the semen in a good-tempered manner and continued to develop. The tight buttocks were wet and slippery. The tight hole finally opened slowly under Luo Yunsong's efforts, and the inner wall became soft. Luo Yunsong Song touched it, and felt that it was almost done. He lifted his tight legs, felt that the angle was not good, and used the snake tail to prop up his waist.

When the plump glans slipped away for the Nth time, Yan Shi covered his face: "You are too big! You can't get in!"

"Don't worry, I'm researching."

"Study your sister... Mmm!"

The small entrance was stretched to the limit, swallowing the huge meat head with difficulty, the stinky rogue squeezed in bit by bit, until the roots were submerged, the tears accumulated in Yan Shi's eyes finally flowed down, he couldn't imagine His body really accepted another man, and the white petals fell on Luo Yunsong's shoulders. Knowing that it was a virtual image, Yan Shi still raised his hand to help him lift the petals, Luo Yunsong took Yan Shi's hand , kissing his fingers delicately, the petals fell slowly and gently landed on Yan Shi's lips, Luo Yunsong kissed the petals on Yan Shi's lips: "It smells so good."

The breeze blows, and the sky is full of flowers and rain.

Yan Shi hugged Luo Yunsong's neck: "Don't you want to say something?"

"Well, I seem to remember saying the oath, but I can't remember it, do you remember?"

"Who remembers what happened so long ago!"

"Oh..." Luo Yunsong speeded up and slapped his buttocks loudly, a tingling feeling faintly spread from his body, Yan Shi was like a flat boat in a stormy sea rising and falling with the waves , it's so cool!He had never experienced such an exciting love affair, the pain was replaced by unspeakable excitement, and the collision made his mind go blank.

"Yanshi...I love you..."

"What?" The drowsy Yan Shi didn't hear clearly.

"Yanshi, I love you." Luo Yunsong pressed close to his ear, and at the same time hugged Yanshi, with the snake's tail stuck between his legs, and his waist was straightened up.

"I also... um... love... um... too deep eh!" Yan Shi was so fucked that he couldn't speak, his body was bouncing up and down with his movements, and the two were immersed in intense lust When the phone rang.

"I'll do it." Luo Yunsong stretched out the tail of the snake to hook up the phone, but he didn't know what he picked up, and there was a crackling sound.

"Idiot! Turn off the projector! Huh!"

Hastily turned off the projector, the living room returned to its original state, the teapot was overturned, the phone was quietly soaking in the tea, the snake tail hooked over to see, the phone was flooded, the screen was black, and it couldn’t be turned on.

Yan Shi fiddled with it a few times, and said regretfully, "It's broken."

"Don't be afraid, I have plenty, I'll give you a few." Luo Yunsong threw away the local tyrant's gold and continued to struggle with strictness. When the two were about to reach the peak, Luo Yunsong's cell phone rang.

Luo Yunsong wrapped the phone with a snake tail, and pressed it to his ear angrily: "Damn! Who is it?!... Oh... Director..."

"Xiao Luo, are you busy?"

"No... I'm exercising with Yan Shi."

The director said happily: "Great, I called Xiao Yan just now, and he turned off the phone before he listened. I thought something happened!"

"Yan Shi just wanted to listen, but accidentally dropped the phone." Luo Yunsong pulled out a piece, and then poked it in hard. Yan Shi was so comfortable that he almost snorted, quickly covered his mouth, and stared fiercely with his eyes Stinking rogue.

The director said: "Xiao Luo, you and Xiao Yan come to the hospital. Mr. Liao woke up. A reporter will come over later, so you come too. Oh, by the way, ask Xiao Yan to listen."

Luo Yunsong handed the phone to Yan Shi.

Yan Shi cleared his throat: "Hello? Director?"

"Xiao Yan, prepare a talk show for Mr. Liao, and we have to do it together with the press conference this weekend."

"Oh... ok... tonight I will... ahhh!"

"Hello? Xiao Yan?"

"It's okay... I just knocked my foot... Uh huh! Woo!"

The head of the station wondered: "Xiao Yan, what kind of exercise are you doing? Why is the voice not right?"

"Running... Huhu..." Yan Shi kicked the stinky hooligan and mouthed: Fuck!Don't be so fast! ! !

The stinky hooligan fucked fiercely a few times, reaching the deepest point in one fell swoop, injecting a stream of heat into Yan's body.

Yan Shi also had an orgasm when he made it. When he squirted, he bit his wrist and tried not to make a sound.

Yan Shi did not hear a word of what the director said.

"Hello? Xiao Yan? Xiao Yan?"

Yan Yan tried hard to calm his voice: "I'm here, the signal was not very good just now."

When Luo Yunsong withdrew, the big cock rubbed against the intestinal wall, and bit his wrist tightly again.

Luo Yunsong broke away his hand, and put his own hand to his mouth. When the big glans withdrew, he bit his hand tightly and let out a muffled groan.

Director: "..."

Yan Shi: "Well...the signal was not good just now."

"Well, Xiao Yan, I'll talk to you in detail when I get to the hospital. It's not good to adjust the treadmill too fast. You should exercise moderately and drink plenty of water." The director nagged a few more words, hung up the phone and left Back to the ward.

Fatty Liao miraculously woke up after being in a coma for a while.

People came to visit one after another, and the gifts they received were piled up in a corner.

"Old Liao! You're awake!" Mr. Li handed the gift box to Mrs. Liao, and sat down next to the director.

"Old Liao is very lucky, and the lucky star shines brightly!" The director laughed.

Fatty Liao groaned and waved his hands: "Didn't you just step on the water and slip for a while! It's really strange, why did I come to the hospital?"

Mrs. Liao held her husband's hand, with tears in her eyes: "You! You won't know anything after falling down the stairs. Intracranial hemorrhage, how dangerous it is!"

Fatty Liao touched the circle of gauze on his head, and asked doubtfully, "Have you had surgery?"

"Done!"

"Where's my talisman?"

"Here." Mrs. Liao handed him Lei Ting's talisman, "The doctor said you almost became a vegetable! Master Lei Ting and Master Ouyang Hui also visited you and prayed for you. Just wake up, you are really a Bodhisattva bless!"

Fatty Liao told his wife, "Pick some good gift boxes and send them to Master Ouyang Hui and Master Lei Ting." When he saw the tall figure walking in, Fatty Liao beamed with joy, "Oh, Mr. Yu is here too!"

Luo Yunsong helped Yan Shi to the ward, and several people in the ward turned their heads to look at them at the same time.

The director went up to meet him: "Xiao Yan, what did you do? What's wrong with your leg?"

Yan Shi supported his waist and walked a few steps with a limp: "It's okay... I twisted it while running, just rest and rest."

"Come on, sit first, sit first." Mr. Liao hurriedly beckoned his wife to move the chair, under the eyes of everyone, Yan Shi's buttocks just touched it, and immediately bounced up again.

"My leg hurts, stand still." Yan Shi said with a serious face.

"How can you stand if your legs hurt? Come on, sit here." Mrs. Liao gave up the small sofa for Yan Shi to sit on.

Fatty Liao observed Yan Shi, Yan Shi's eyes were red, obviously he had cried, he ran over too fast and hurt his leg, he didn't expect Yan Shi to care so much about him, Fatty Liao was very moved.

The director introduced them: "Xiao Yan, Xiao Luo, this is Mr. Yu."

Yu Xi shook hands with them and said with a smile, "We meet again."

The director was surprised and said, "You guys know each other?"

"Well, I saw it."

The director was happy: "That's good, that's good!"

Fatty Liao waved to his wife, and when Madam Liao went out, she closed the door.

Yu Xi's company was relocated to S City, attracting a group of investors. President Li also bought shares under Fatty Liao's persuasion, and Yu Xi is also the new sponsor of the TV station. The director meant to borrow Fatty Liao's By the way, the interview will be shown on TV as a sponsor for Yu Xi.

Several big bosses chatted happily, and finalized a lot of cooperation plans on the spot. Before leaving, Yu Xi sent them some promotional pamphlets. Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong followed him and walked out. When they reached the corner, Yan Shi endured He couldn't stop pulling Yu Xi's collar to push him against the wall, and said viciously, "Yu Xi, what are you planning? Haven't you tossed enough in the small town?!"

Luo Yunsong shook Yan Shi's hand: "Calm down, don't do anything."

Yu Xi didn't care at all, and said with a smile, "Yan Shi, your temper still hasn't changed."

"You are... Fuxi's younger brother, Yuxi!"

Yu Xi raised his eyebrows, and a playful smile appeared on his lips.

"Didn't Fuxi seal you?! Why do you..."

The door of the ward opened, the director and Mr. Li came out, and Yan Shi let go of Yu Xi angrily.

"Mr. Yu, let's go have dinner together." The director greeted, "Xiao Yan, Xiao Luo, come together?"

Luo Yunsong quickly declined: "We've eaten, so we won't go."

Several bosses walked ahead talking and laughing, Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong followed behind with serious thoughts.

Fuxi and Nuwa are the leaders of the fleet, and Yuxi, as the younger brother of the leader, has mastered many advanced technologies, but his violent personality is like a time bomb, and he does not know when it will explode.

Fuxi worried that he would bring chaos to the world, so he sealed him in the battleship cruelly.

And this dangerous guy somehow escaped, turned into a human, and mixed into human society!

A young man opened the car door for Yu Xi.

Yu Xi asked Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong: "Do you want to send you back?"

Yan Shi was so angry that he clenched his fist, Luo Yunsong held his arm, afraid that Yan Shi would go up on impulse and beat him up.

Yan Shi and him are at best wage earners in the TV station, but Yu Xi is different, he is an entrepreneur, and if something happens, he will be on the news.

Luo Yunsong knew in his heart that with their identities, they couldn't touch Yu Xi, a big shot.

Yu Xi got into the car and said loudly, "Zhou Yongfei, thank you for your hard work, let's go back to the company first." After a pause, he corrected, "Hey, look at my memory, I should call you Wei Zixuan now!"

Wei Zixuan smiled without saying a word and sat in the driver's seat.

The car drove away in the dust, Yan Shi took a deep breath, his relaxed hands intertwined with Luo Yunsong's fingers, and they were tightly held together.

☆、Special episode 3 "Happy New Year!" "

The cold air came and the temperature dropped sharply.

Ao Lie planned to look for a job after the Chinese New Year, so naturally, the post was a mess.

The comments on this post are fried, and the cute ancestors threatened to jump off the building if they don’t update them... In short, amidst the urging and shouting, only netizens who love to eat big seafood are very calm. Ao Lie has a good rest and pays attention to his body when the weather is cold.

After Ao Lie beat the boss, he went to QQ to poke his favorite seafood: hello!

The gray avatar who loves to eat big seafood immediately lights up: (≧Д≦) / Awow!

The avatar was grayed out again.

Ao Lie: When the weather is cold, pay attention to your health.

The gray avatar who loves to eat big seafood lights up again: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~嘿嘿嘿!So is Xiaolie, keep warm!

The avatar was grayed out again.

Ao Lie: "..." Is he busy?

Xu Hua in the living room was checking the company bills, glanced at the QQ dialog box from time to time, and there was the sound of clacking keyboards in the room.

Love to eat big seafood: Xiaolie, it’s not good to stay at home, you have to go outside frequently (○｀3′○)~~ Ao Lie called up a dialog box while fighting the boss: there is nowhere to go.

Love to eat big seafood: you can go shopping, visit the flower market~~(′?`*)

Xu Hua's cell phone rang, he answered a few times, and said to Ao Lie: "Xiao Lie, I'll go back to the company."

Ao Lie was not interested in the company's affairs, so he waved his hand: "Go, go."

Love to eat big seafood: ah, I have something to go out, so let’s get off first o(>﹏<) o Ao Lie: Okay, 88~ Love to eat big seafood: what! (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~

Ao Lie: What! (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~

The BOSS explosion material was sold for 900 yuan, and the other party quickly put the money into the account. Ao Lie was very happy, and withdrew the money, thinking about buying a roast goose to celebrate at night, when he passed by a seafood shop, he found a fresh one. Lobster.

The boss greeted: "Do you want it? I just arrived today, so fresh!"

"How to sell?"

The boss stretched out a slap, and stretched out three fingers in the other hand.

Ao Lie seldom went to the market and didn't know the price. After looking at it for a long time, he was not sure: "Um...eighty?"

"880 eight!"

Ao Lie: "..."

"Eight-eight-eight, all the way! Eat and make a fortune!" The boss said with a smile.

Ao Lie: "All the way, it should be 168, right?"

boss:"……"

Ao Lie: "Is 168 for sale?"

The boss waved his hand: "I can't buy it, and the purchase price is more than this price. You don't want it, and there are big restaurants waiting for it. Maybe when you come back from shopping, this lobster will be bought away!"

Ao Lie touched the money in his pocket and discussed: "Cheaper?"

"Yes! I'll give you a [-]% discount!" The boss pretended to press a few times on the calculator, and showed it to him, "Eight hundred and eighty!"

Ao Lie: "..." [-]% off!This is the cheating!

Ao Lie turned around and left. When he came back from a stroll, he found several people bargaining around the lobster. The boss glanced at Ao Lie, and a shrewd light flashed in his eyes. He sat back on the small bench and waved to the guests. After failing to lower the price, they left one after another. Ao Lie stepped forward hesitantly.

The boss crossed his legs, aiming at the handsome young man with determination: "Hey, it's not that I'm cheating on you. It's not every time you get a good lobster. There are a lot of people vying for it. You saw it just now. How many people came to ask for the price? How about this, eight hundred is for you! If it is lower, I will lose money!"

Ao Lie couldn't stand the boss's rhetoric, so he said, "Okay, I want it!"

So I took advantage of it and spent N times the price to buy a lobster.

Xu Hua opened the door and smelled a strong smell of fresh shrimp. Ao Lie was kneading the dough in a hurry, and the flour flew around and covered him all over.

"Xiao Lie, what are you doing?" Xu Hua took out an apron and put it on for him. Ao Lie was depressed. The book said it was simple, but why is it so difficult to do?He kneaded the lobster meat into the dough and tossed it a few times, panting from exhaustion.

"There is too little water in the dough, add more." Xu Hua poured a cup of warm water into the dough with experience, "The lobster meat needs to be minced before it can be cooked. Are you making lobster cake?"

Ao Lie touched his nose: "Yes."

Xu Hua gently wiped the flour off his nose: "Let me do it."

"You know how to do it?"

"Well, I see Madam has done it." Xu Hua rolled up his sleeves, washed his hands, chopped pieces of lobster meat finely, added soy sauce and peanut oil, kneaded them into the dough, and made the dough shapely with a few strokes Sample.

Ao Lie was idling on the sidelines, swaying: "That...can you help me with something?"

Xu Hua thought for a while: "Wash the carrots and green onions."

Ao Lie washed and cut it, and Xu Hua kneaded the chopped green onion and carrot into the dough.

Lobster cake is a pastry that can only be enjoyed by the royal family. Xu Hua put the hot lobster cake in front of Ao Lie, and ate the rice and cabbage himself.

Ao Lie was full of praise for the lobster cake: "It's delicious, even better than my mother's!"

Xu Hua: "Eat more if you like it."

Ao Lie teased him: "Smile?"

Xu Hua held up the sketchbook expressionlessly: ヾ(?>﹏)? ? ? *Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ? ? ! ! !

Ao Lie put a few pieces of lobster cakes into Xu Hua's bowl, and wrote in his sketchbook: (づ￣3￣)づLet's eat together!

Xu Hua: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Ao Lie: This is the world, not the Dragon Palace, so don't pay too much attention to those rules~╮(￣▽￣")╭ Xu Hua picked up the lobster cake and ate it: "Thank you. "

"Thank you." Ao Lie gave him a few more dollars, and a roast goose leg as a gift, "One for each of us."

Xu Hua is very happy: (*'▽'*)? ~~? ? ? ! ! !

Ao Lie sighed: "If only you could laugh."

Xu Hua said seriously: "Well, I will work hard!"

Xu Hua did what he said. That night, he turned on his mobile phone and carefully studied the smiling faces of other people. Ao Lie watched for a while and poked Xu Hua: "No reference is allowed."

"Okay." Xu Hua put away the phone, rubbed Ao Lie's hand in his palm, "Where's your foot? Stretch it out and cover it."

"No need." Ao Lie turned his back to Xu Hua.

Xu Hua hugged Ao Lie's icy body into his arms, Ao Lie felt dazedly that Xu Hua buried his face in his neck, and kissed him lightly.

The next day was the weekend, and the two drove to the flower market. Although it was freezing cold, the flower market was crowded with people. The car drove around and finally found an empty parking space.

The cold wind blew intermittently, piercing into the body from the gap in the collar, Ao Lie tightened the collar tightly, and there was something warm around the neck, Ao Lie looked down, it turned out to be a scarf.

The checkered striped scarf is fashionable and beautiful, and Ao Lie likes it very much: "Where did you buy it?"

Xu Hua: "Weaving."

Ao Lie: "...Why didn't I know you could do this?!"

Xueba's tone is relaxed: "There are teachings in the book, just read it and understand."

Ao Lie: "..." Nima, I have read the book too! !

According to the book, I made lobster cakes for Xu Hua, but Xu Hua made him a meal instead.

According to the book, I woven a scarf secretly for Xu Hua, but after weaving and dismantling it, Xu Hua had already woven it and gave it to him before he could figure it out.

Ao Lie deeply understands the huge difference between a scumbag and a top student.

In the flower market, Xueba deliberately wanted to test Xueba. He wandered all the way and asked them what flowers they were. Scum secretly searched the Internet, and it turned out to be exactly the same as Xueba said!

Ao Lie was convinced: "Xu Hua, you are amazing!"

Xu Hua said modestly: "I read it in the book."

Ao Lie: "Then what kind of flower is this?"

Xu Hua: "This is peach blossom."

Ao Lie pressed his phone and captured a picture of Xu Hua caressing the peach blossom.

The owner of the shop was also happy: "This little brother really knows a lot. You see, our peach blossoms are very beautiful. Buy a few and put them at home, and you will have good luck in the New Year!"

A familiar voice sounded beside him: "Boss, this bouquet is wrapped in a bag, no peach blossoms."

Ao Lie turned his head and looked, ouch, isn't this Luo Yunsong!

"Coincidental!" Luo Yunsong winked.

The shopkeeper wondered: "Why not peach blossoms?"

Luo Yunsong: "Well... my family has peach blossoms, hey, let's wrap these small red flowers too."

The shop owner praised: "Brother, you really have a good eye. When these flowers are matched together, the flower language means that the flowers bloom and prosper, and they will be a good match for a hundred years!"

Luo Yunsong was so happy that he asked the shopkeeper for a card, and wrote a sentence crookedly, asking the shopkeeper to wrap it in the bouquet.

The bouquets were luxuriously packaged, and the price doubled with the addition of handwork.

"Wow!" Ao Lie was speechless.

"Not much, not much." Luo Tuhao chatted with them for a while, and the shopkeeper handed over the wrapped flowers. Luo Tuhao didn't even twitch his eyelids when he paid, and said to Ao Lie and Xu Hua, "Let's go first." .”

Shopkeeper: "Hey, why don't you buy more, look at how beautiful the peonies and geraniums are, can I give you a discount?"

Luo Tuhao smiled and said, "I bought it."

He waved behind him, and several flower farmers followed behind with a cart of flowers.

Shopkeeper: ⊙﹏⊙b

Ao Lie: ⊙﹏⊙b

Yan Shi was looking at flowers at another stall at this time. There were several flowers that looked like plants in his hometown. He liked them very much, but the price was too high, and the pots were too big, taking up a lot of space. He used his mobile phone for each pot. I took a photo and thought about taking a look, but when I looked up, I saw a car of flowers behind the stinky hooligan.

Yan Shi: "You..."

Luo Tuhao stuffed the bouquet into Yan Shi's arms.

"You buy so much, where is there room to put it at home?!" Yan Shi hugged the flowers, angry and sweet.

Luo Tuhao didn't care: "I have a small open-air garden, I can put it there."

"What small open-air garden?!"

"On the rooftop."

"You don't live on the top floor, how could you have a rooftop... Did you buy it?!"

"That's right, I bought it. These flowers just fit inside, let's raise them together." Luo Tuhao took a petal from Yan Shi's head.

Yan Yan found a small card in the bouquet, which said a sentence: You are everything in my long life, and I will walk with you all the way! (loose? strict)

Yan Shi looked disgusted: "What an ugly word!"

Luo Tuhao: QAQ

Yan Shi hooked his hands at him.

"What's wrong?" Luo Tuhao nervously leaned over.

Yan quickly pecked him on the face.

"Xiao Lie? Xiao Lie?"

"Huh?" Ao Lie came back to his senses, and handed a luxurious bouquet to his eyes.

Xu Hua said with a straight face, "I'll see you off."

Ao Lie took it with a blushing face.

The card on the bouquet reads: I wish Xiaolie good health and happiness in the new year (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~Ao Lie hugged the big bouquet, his heart was flying, and he walked around with Xu Hua in a frenzy. Xu Hua bought a pot of small kumquats, moved them into the car and settled them down.

Ao Lie took one off, wiped it off, and handed it to Xu Hua's lips.

Xu Hua didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xiao Lie, this kumquat is not for food."

Ao Lie: "Oh..."

As soon as Xu Hua grasped Ao Lie's wrist, he grabbed his hand