Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

The girl plucked up her courage and stood in front of the handsome stall owner: "How much is an amulet?"

The handsome stall owner exhaled smoke and said with a smile that he is not selling amulets.

The girl tilted her head and thought for a while: "Then... how do you sell the amulet?"

"Sorry, they are not for sale."

"Oh." The girl left disappointed.

The handsome stall owner asked Yan Shi in bewilderment: "Why do they all come to ask me?"

"What do you think?" Yan Shi rattled a bunch of gadgets on Luo Yunsong's neck.

Luo Yunsong appeared in front of everyone early in the morning, with a pale face and black eye sockets. Under the questioning of Xiao Miao and Lucy, he said in a vague manner that he had bumped into a dirty thing. Brother Song is a talented person, and he came down all night to toss like this. The team members They suddenly became tense, and the amulet of Guanyin was hung around his neck. When Luo Yunsong walked, those things were clanging and clanging, which was very eye-catching.

The child possessed by Nezha lives on the edge of the village. To meet up, you have to make an appointment, and you have to queue up after you make the appointment.

After sending away a few clients, Yan Shi simply stuffed the pile of amulets into Luo Yunsong's collar.

A young man sat next to Luo Yunsong. After watching it for a while, he couldn't help but ask, "Is it heavy?"

"Heavy." Luo Yunsong took a puff of cigarette, "It's full of love."

"Did something happen to you?"

"Yes, otherwise, I wouldn't be looking for this child." Luo Yunsong replied casually, but he didn't expect that someone would correct him as soon as he finished speaking. He should not be called a child, but should be honored as the reincarnation Nezha.

The reincarnated Nezha is a famous person in the village. He is accurate in fortune-telling, knows Feng Shui, and can drive away evil spirits. Villagers even visit him every day to ask for the fortune of the day.

A woman came out of the room and shouted, "Please come in next."

"It's coming soon, I'll be the next one." The young man said.

Luo Yunsong is familiar everywhere, he stretched out his hand: "Meeting is also fate, how do you call it? My name is Luo Yunsong, and this is my friend Yan Shi."

"My surname is Yang, and my name is Yang Xiaoji."

The three men shook hands with each other.

A big white dog passed by, Yang Xiaoji saw that it was going to run away, so he quickly shouted: "Tian Tian!"

"Wang!"

The big dog who found the master ran over.

Yang Xiaoji patted the big dog's head: "It's called Tian Tian, ​​although it's big, it's actually very gentle."

"Oh! Tiantian." Luo Yunsong shouted.

Tian Tian's hair was so long and thick that it blocked his eyes. He raised his eyebrows trying to see his master's new friend.

Luo Yunsong brushed away its long hair, looked at him with big clear eyes, the big dog stretched out its tongue to lick Luo Yunsong's hand, but in the end it kept licking on the tip of its own nose, Luo Yunsong The more he looked at it, the more he liked it. He stretched out his hand to lick it. The big dog licked and licked it, and bit it with a whine.

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yang Xiaoji: "It's okay, it's just playing around, it thinks your hand is a duck's paw."

Luo Yunsong: "...Why duck feet?"

"Hmm..." Yang Xiaoji thought about it seriously, "Or, chicken feet?"

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yang Xiaoji immediately realized that he had used the wrong word, and quickly corrected him: "Phoenix Claw!"

Yan Shi: "Pig trotters are right!"

Tiantian groaned and gnawed on the pig's trotters for a long time, and finally let go after the master's persuasion.

Luo Yunsong looked at his hand, there was no wound, and the bite of a big dog didn't hurt.

The guests who went in have not yet come out, Luo Yunsong is idle and bored, playing with the big dog while chatting with Yang Xiaoji.

Coincidentally, Yang Xiaoji is also from S city, he is a salesman of an insurance company, and his performance has not been good recently. He heard that the reincarnation of Nezha is effective, so he came here to do some calculations.

While chatting, the door opened, and a little boy sent the guest out. The guest thanked him so much that he almost knelt down and kowtowed to him. After a serious look, good guy, is this the so-called reincarnated Nezha?

The little boy was short, about seven or eight years old, but his childish face had a calmness that didn't match his age. He was wearing a gown with a red background and gold patterns, and he stood in front of Yang Xiaoji. So a bit of fairy air.

The big dog was interested in him, wagging his tail and raising his eyebrows to see him.

Luo Yunsong kindly helped it brush its fur, and the big dog stared at the reincarnated Nezha motionlessly. One person and one dog stared at each other for a while, and the reincarnated Nezha said to Yang Xiaoji, "You can't bring pets in."

"Well, I see, you wait for me here every day."

After Yang Xiaoji went in, the door closed.

The big dog clumsily climbed onto the owner's seat, panting with its tongue lolling.

Luo Yunsong teased it: "What?"

The big dog seemed to understand and raised a paw.

Luo Yunsong passed the hand cooperatively, the big dog barked twice and wagged its tail, as if praising Luo Yunsong for being so smart.

Yan Shi: "...Are you sure you are teasing a dog?"

When Yang Xiaoji came out, he saw a group of people playing with Tiantian, Tiantian's big eyes reflected his master, happily shaking the fountain-like soaring braid on his head.

"Look, it's much more refreshing this way, at least you don't have to cover your eyes." Xiao Miao was very happy.

Lucy followed Tian Tian's long hair and said with a smile, "Next time, I'll make a braid for you."

Tiantian was so happy that he wagged his tail.

Yang Xiaoji supported his forehead: "Okay, it's really good, Tian Tian, ​​let's go."

Tian Tian jumped down to the ground with his braids shaking, caught up with his master and threw himself affectionately. Under the eyes of everyone, the soft and easy-to-push Yang Xiaoji was crushed to the ground on the spot. With the help of Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong, he crawled out of Tian Tian's arms .

Yang Xiaoji looked disheartened: "Hehe, it's just a joke every day, it's okay, it's okay."

Luo Yunsong broke into a sweat: "Do you often play like this?"

"Well, Tian Tian likes to be naughty." Yang Xiaoji scratched Tian Tian's nose, causing Tian Tian to sneeze.

The reincarnated Nezha leaned against the door, watching them with his arms folded.

"Is it real? Does it work?" Yan Shi lowered his voice and asked.

Yang Xiaoji shook his finger: "NONONO."

"Is that pretending to be a ghost?"

"maybe."

The reincarnated Nezha said impatiently: "If you don't come, the next one will come."

"Come, come! Xiao Miao, let's go!" Yan Shi gestured to Xiao Miao, and Xiao Miao walked into the room with a bag with a small camera hidden in it.

The reincarnated Nezha said that he didn't work, and he seemed to be a little bit smart when he said that he didn't work. He told Xiao Miao's fortune, and Xiao Miao praised him very accurately. When it was Luo Yunsong's turn, the reincarnated Nezha shook his head and said that there was a shadow on him, but his No, injuries can be avoided. As for how long you can live, it depends on good luck. Good luck is such a mysterious thing. The reincarnated Nezha quoted the scriptures and talked about it. Finally, he took out a bunch of small wind chimes and told them to hang them on the window sills. It can keep you safe, meeting is also fate, 500% discount, friendly price, only [-] yuan...

In the van, Luo Yunsong was fascinated by touching the small wind chime. The wind chime was in the shape of an ancient clock, and the pendant was a strange puppy. Luo Yunsong looked at it again and again, and asked Yan Shi: "Look at this dog, why does it look like a cat?" ?”

"Look! A top student who graduated from a prestigious university! What kind of dog looks like a cat, this thing is a weasel, okay?"

"Weasels can also ward off evil spirits?"

"The weasel is also called Huang Daxian in the folks. It is said that it is the most psychic animal. There are still many places dedicated to it. Temple, maybe it is Huang Daxian..." Yan Shi was talking, and suddenly the topic changed, " Do you still remember what kind of soup they cook?"

"Remember, chicken soup."

They were lucky to have the chicken soup when they entered the house, and the reincarnated Nezha's mother gave each of them a bowl.

Nezha, the reincarnation, loves to eat chicken. Every day, believers send chickens to the door. There is an open space behind the earthen house for a chicken farm. Every day, their family distributes chicken soup to the children and old people in the village. sentient beings.

Yan Shi opened the book, which recorded the interviews of the villagers. The reincarnated Nezha had a serious illness and lay on the bed for more than half a month. He almost died, and then he was blessed by the gods and came back to life.

——It was thrilling at the time, and my heart stopped beating.

——Sitting up all of a sudden, it was really shocking.

--later?Afterwards, of course he was alive and kicking. You see, the reincarnated Nezha is doing well, he is blessed by the gods!

The villagers agree.

Is it really that child who came back to life?

In other words, Huang Daxian possessed the corpse and brought the child back to life?

The van got off the highway, and when it entered City S, it was already 01:30 in the morning, and there was a girl in a white skirt standing by the side of the road, who seemed to be waiting for the bus.

The red light came on and the van stopped.

Luo Yunsong turned his head and looked at her a few more times.

With delicate features and handsome looks, you are not afraid of accidents if you are outside so late at night?

"Well, where are you?" Xiao Miao said with sleepy eyes.

"I'm in the city, I'll take you home first." Yan Shi said.

"What about you?" Luo Yunsong asked Yan Shi, "Are you still sleeping at my house?"

"Well, sleep." Yan Shi responded casually. It is rare that there is a supernatural theme around him, of course he will not let it go, but Luo Yunsong's family has no change of clothes, so he said, "I have to go home later and get the clothes."

Ermao asked concerned: "Is that enough?"

Yan Shi was at a loss: "What?"

Er Mao said bluntly: "Lubricate... um..." Yan Shi covered his mouth.

Xiao Miao quickly clarified: "I didn't hear anything!"

Lucy: "+1."

Xiaoqiang: "+2."

Driver: "+10086."

Yan Shi: "..."

After sending Xiao Miao and the others home one by one, the driver also got off work, Yan Shi took his car, and just as he got out of the garage, he saw Luo Yunsong standing beside him.

Yan Shi pressed down the car window: "Why don't you go back?"

Luo Yunsong opened the car door and sat in: "Accompany you."

"Da Luo, should I be touched?"

"Yan Da, there are only the two of us in the car, please vent your emotion as much as you want."

Yan Shi picked up the chocolate at hand and smashed it. Luo Yunsong took it, tore open the package, gnawed it happily, and said disgustedly after eating, "It's not Dove, the taste is not pure, it's too sweet, who bought it?" ?”

Yan Shi: "...me."

Luo Yunsong: "Well, it's really sweet to my heart."

Yan Shi: "..."

Along the way, Luo Yunsong told Yan Shi vivid stories, Yan Shi didn't even bother to turn on the radio, and just listened to the scene. When passing by a crossroad, there was a girl in a white skirt standing by the side of the road.

What time is it, and she hasn't come home yet?

As the car passed by, Luo Yunsong looked back and watched the girl gradually shrink into a white spot.

Yan Shi lives in a high-end apartment with one bedroom and one living room. The place is not big, but it is full of...

Luo Yunsong stood at the door, speechless for a long time in shock.

Let's be strict about this guy, he's an out-and-out iron man, he's like a big brother in the group, but what kind of different dimension does he live in? !

Luo Yunsong picked up the Batman figurine on the cabinet and looked at it again and again. Next to Batman was Spiderman, next to Spiderman was a pile of gunpla, the clock on the wall was the big pink clock of Hallokety cat, and the curtains... ok , a group of Smurfs are playing on the grassland, and even the sofa is a wonderful Dalmatian style...

There are a pair of cute rabbit ears on the pink bunny slippers, which tremble as Luo Yunsong moves.

Yan Shi packed his clothes and came out. Seeing the tall and burly Luo Yunsong walking in small steps like dancing ballet, Yan Shi almost burst out laughing. He suppressed the laughter in time and turned his face to ask him what he was doing.

"Cute!" Luo Yunsong shook his feet, and the rabbit's ears trembled, so that Luo Yunsong's little heart was about to explode.

"Take it if you like it. This pair is new and hasn't been used yet."

"how about you?"

"I have." Yan Shi stretched out his foot, trembling on purpose, and Blue Rabbit's ears trembled unsteadily.

"Wow! We'll be a couple from now on!"

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong came back to his senses and corrected in time: "Well, no, it should be that our feet will be a pair in the future."

Yan Shi: "...has it developed into a Siamese?"

Luo Yunsong choked, and couldn't think of words: "Then... the lower part of the body?"

Yan Shi stuffed the slipper box into his arms: "Come on, faggot! Put your bottom half in it! You're leaving!"

Sitting in the car, Luo Yunsong held the box containing the lower half, loving it.

When the red light came on, Yan Shi stopped the car.

A flash of white flashed in his sight, and Luo Yunsong looked up.

The girl in the white skirt happened to be standing outside the car. Luo Yunsong saw that she looked like a human being, and she didn't look like that, so he pressed the car window and asked her, "Why don't you go home?"

"I can't get a taxi." The girl frowns.

Just in time, an empty taxi turned around at the intersection, and the girl waved quickly, but the driver ignored her and drove the car away.

"Where do you live?" Luo Yunsong asked.

"The clear water garden on Jinsha Boulevard."

"Well, a few streets away, if you don't mind, we will give you a ride?"

The girl looked at the empty street and nodded, and Luo Yunsong opened the car door for her.

When the green light came on, Yan Shi started the car without saying a word.

Luo Yunsong chatted with the girl. It turned out that the girl was called Dongyun. It was a friend’s birthday, and they made an appointment to go to the bar to play. After playing for a round, they went to sing K. After singing, the girl went to the side of the road to wait for the bus. to the car.

"Life at night is really rich." Luo Yunsong sighed, "Go to Kaiwei Bar, the cost of the bar is too high."

"Hey, what are you afraid of when you have a friend for a treat?"

"Playing so late, don't you have to go to school? Will your family be worried?"

"Aren't you rushing back now?" The girl smiled, seeing the box in Luo Yunsong's hand, she asked curiously, "What is this, it's so cute."

"Slippers." Luo Yunsong opened the box to show her.

"Wow! Where did you buy it?"

"Ask him." Luo Yunsong pushed his chin toward Yan Shi.

"Hey, where did you buy it?" the girl asked Yan Shi.

Yan Shi was driving intently, as if he didn't hear it.

"Yan Da, where did you buy the slippers?" Luo Yunsong asked.

"For online shopping, there is a store that specializes in this." Yan Shi glanced at the rear mirror.

The car turned into Jinsha Avenue and stopped at the gate of Bishui Garden. Luo Yunsong opened the car door for her in a gentlemanly manner.

"Thank you!" The girl waved her hand with a smile and watched the car leave.

After driving for a while, Yan Shi parked the car on the side of the road, lit a cigarette, and smoked without saying a word.

Luo Yunsong looked at the time, it was almost four o'clock in the morning.

"Do you have pomelo at home?" Yan Shi asked suddenly.

"no, what happened?"

"Go and buy a few catties now." Yan Shi started the car, "I remember there is an all-night supermarket nearby, there should be pomelo in it."

"Do you like grapefruit?"

"I'll give you a bath." Yan Shi said with a cigarette in his mouth, turning the steering wheel, "Take my mobile phone, turn on the recording, and listen to it yourself."

There is only one recording file on the phone, Luo Yunsong clicked on it, and heard his own voice.

"Where do you live?"

"..."

"Well, a few blocks away, if you don't mind? Shall we give you a ride?"

"..."

After listening, Luo Yunsong asked Yan Shi: "Is there something wrong?"

"Haven't you heard it yet?"

So Luo Yunsong listened to it again. In the recording, there was no noise or weird noise. It couldn't be more normal. What's wrong?

"Who are you talking to?" Yan Shi asked.

"A girl."

"What about her voice?" The red light came on, Yan Yan stopped the car, the hum of the motor coincided with the recording, yes, what about the girl's voice?

"You're the only one talking the whole time."

In the recording, there was no noise or weird noise, only Luo Yunsong was talking to himself.

"Do you still remember when you mentioned the slippers, you said something to him? Listen carefully, is there a gap in the recording? It's not that I didn't answer, but that I didn't hear anyone talking at all."

The green light came on, the car started slowly, and the air conditioner made Luo Yunsong chilly.

"But... she's not transparent, and she looks normal, not like... what?"

"You opened the door. You open the door to let her in, and you open the door to let her out. She doesn't have to do anything at all. Of course you can't see anything."

When Yan Shi saw Luo Yunsong pressing the car window and talking to the air, he felt that Luo Yunsong must have seen something, but what was even more terrifying was that Luo Yunsong couldn't tell whether the other party was a human or those thing.

In the supermarket, Yanshi almost bought all the grapefruits. When Luo Yunsong was picking tea leaves, an old man looked at the shelf with his feet on the shelf, pointed to a can of tea leaves on the top floor and said, "Young man, can you help me?"

Luo Yunsong is tall, and the altitude of 1.8 meters allows him to take down the jar easily. The old man didn't pick it up, and tilted his head to look at it. It wasn't the tea he wanted, so he shook his head and left. Luo Yunsong had to take the jar again. Putting it back, he turned his head and saw Yan Shi pushing a cart full of grapefruits, and he didn't know how long he had been watching him there.

Luo Yunsong noticed something, and quickly looked in the direction where the old man left. The shelves were empty, and the corners of Luo Yunsong's mouth twitched: "Damn, no way..."

Yan Shi pushed the cart over, patted him, and said with a wry smile, "I don't know if one catty is enough for washing."

Luo Yunsong wondered: "Why do they all look like human beings?"

Yan Shi said: "You should be glad that what you see is human."

Luo Yunsong thought about it carefully, and indeed, at least it wasn't scary, and it was the ones he was most afraid of... The more Luo Yunsong thought about it, the more ugly his face became.

"Go back and take a shower, sleep, and then let's sort out the things of the past few days." Yan Shi sighed, "If the matter is not resolved, I'm afraid you will be hell for the rest of your life."

Luo Yunsong pouted: "Isn't it good to learn the skills of hell?"

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid that if I see you, you won't know that you have become a ghost."

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Seeing Luo Yunsong's heartbroken look, Yan Shi felt a little secretly relieved, in terms of lip service, he could finally win the round.

Luo Yunsong rubbed his nose and groaned: "Even if I become a ghost, I will haunt you every day. I am very happy to be with you!"

"...Go away, you bastard!"