Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle
Chapter 7
The sun is shining, the grass is green, the river is flowing slowly, the wind is blowing, and the trees are making the sound of humming.
A tractor chugs past, and Luo Yunsong stands in the flying loess, not recovering for a while.
The environment is very beautiful, except for the loess that spoils the scenery, compared with the city, it looks like a beautiful pastoral painting.
But what is this place?
Luo Yunsong followed the tractor, and the tractor drove fast, leaving Luo Yunsong far behind.
Luo Yunsong wiped off his sweat, and wiped off the yellow on his hand.
really dirty.
Why don't you go wash up?
The side of the small river is full of silt and weeds half a person's height. If you are not careful, it is easy to slip into the water. Luo Yunsong walked along the river and found a big stone. The big stone was very flat and stuck on the bank, like a On the natural pier, Luo Yunsong squatted on the stone to scoop up water to wipe his face. The river water was cool. After washing his face, he felt very comfortable. He sat by the stone, took off his shoes, picked up his trouser legs, and put his feet into the water While soaking in the water, a girl’s silver bell-like laughter came from the other side of the river. Luo Yunsong looked up and saw a few naked girls playing in the water. Yun Song was fascinated by it. The group of girls were playing, and suddenly they all stopped, as if they had pressed the pause button, and even the splashing water was fixed in the air. Luo Yunsong's heart jumped inexplicably, and he Knowing that there must be something wrong, this place is very wrong, he quickly retracted his feet, but brought out a large bunch of aquatic plants from the water, the lush grass was tightly entangled on his calf, Luo Yunsong anxiously pulled the grass, the aquatic plants were very It was very thin, like kelp, but when twisted one by one, it became a thick rope stronger than a sack. Luo Yunsong pawed and stopped suddenly.
Among the aquatic plants, there is a section of white flowers covered.
what is this?
……hand? !
A hand is actually wrapped in the thick aquatic plants? !
That hand was holding his ankle tightly!
Luo Yunsong yelled in shock and kicked his legs desperately. The hand suddenly exerted force and pulled him into the water. Luo Yunsong couldn't resist the strange force, so he had to pull the big rock. This was his only life-saving means. Desperately, hold the stone tightly...
"Hey...hey..."
Luo Yunsong opened his eyes when his face was slapped harder and harder each time until his cheeks were flushed.
Yan Shi's face was full of anger: "You still don't let go?!"
"Hmm... what?" Luo Yunsong looked at it in a daze, but still didn't understand, "What hand?"
"You haven't hugged me enough yet?! Do you think I'm an inflatable doll?! Keep rubbing, rubbing, rubbing your sister!" Yan Shi kicked him, but Luo Yunsong stuck to him, making it difficult to get angry He did not kick the koala down a few times, but made himself panting from exhaustion.
Luo Yunsong was sleepy and dizzy, his mind was still in the dream, Yan Shi saw that he was playing a rogue, and he simply died, twisted his body, and the two of them fell to the ground with a thud, Luo Yunsong grinned, and finally woke up, Yan Shi also fell It was serious, so he got up with his waist, kicked the stinky hooligan a few times, and limped out to find water to drink.
It happened to be lunch time. After Luo Yunsong finished washing, he saw Yan Shi smoking a cigarette and working with a laptop. Luo Yunsong went to the refrigerator and asked Yan Shi: "There is no food at home, how about going out to eat?"
Yan Shi was angry, and if he didn't pay attention to the stinky hooligan, his nature would be revealed. If he didn't show his face, he couldn't swallow this breath. Yan Shi deliberately ignored him, took out his mobile phone and called the group, explaining the editor's attention As soon as he turned his head and saw Luo Yunsong taking off the amulets one by one, Yan Shi became anxious: "Wait! What are you doing?!"
Brother A Biao on the other end of the phone was taken aback: "What?"
Yan Shi: "I'm not telling you...oh, by the way, where did I just say it?"
Brother A Biao read it to the notebook.
Seeing Luo Yunsong put the untied amulet on the table, he scolded him strictly: "Why did you take it off?!"
Luo Yunsong said: "I'm going to take a shower, it's inconvenient to hang all these things."
"That's not going to take them all off!"
"If there is paper, it's not good to get wet." Luo Yunsong muttered in a low voice.
Yan Shi slapped his thighs a few times with hatred: "You don't know how to put on a condom?!...What, no condom?! Forget it, let's do it like this, and what's in your hand is not allowed." Untie, tie it tight!"
"Got it, it's tied tightly." Luo Yunsong shook the prayer beads on his wrist, "If there's anything, I'll call you."
"Remember to shout louder!"
"..." Brother A Biao's cigarette fell from his lips. What did he hear just now?All off?cover?The bang bang bang of physical collision?Do you want to shout louder?
"Old Yan, you guys... are... are you going to do it?!"
draft?Yan Shi glanced at the document: "Well, it's started, and it will be ready soon."
"Old Yan, you are not young, pay attention to your body." Brother A Biao said.
Yan Shi was a little moved. He didn't expect Brother A Biao, who was always carefree, to care about him so much. He opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he heard Brother A Biao say, "Remember to wear a condom next time."
Yan Shi: "..." Wait, something seems wrong?
The two had lunch near the TV station, and when they came out, they met people on the stage.
"Yan Da, Luo Da."
Seeing Yan Shi limping, the young man asked concerned: "Yan Da, are you alright?"
"It's okay, it's fine."
"Yan Da, pay attention to your body."
"Good good."
After saying hello, the young man turned his head to look at them when he left.
Yan Shi wondered: "There is something wrong with his eyes."
Luo Yunsong sighed, and helped Yan Shi up: "You have fallen like this, can your eyes look normal?"
"Who did it?!"
"Who took the initiative to roll down?"
Yan Shi squinted at him: "Why are you okay?"
"This is the difference in physique. There are so many problems inside. In the final analysis, it is because I grow strong and the seedlings are good."
Yan Shi hummed: "Rough skin and thick flesh, the fat can be used as a mat!"
Luo Yunsong was proud: "It's fleshy and very elastic, you can touch it first."
Yan Shi decided not to talk to the stinky hooligans during this section of the road.
The two returned to the TV station and went to their respective nests. Luo Yunsong called the broadcasting team for a meeting. After explaining the tasks, they logged on to the TV station's BBS to read the posts.
There is a forum in the BBS, which is dedicated to chatting with netizens. Affected by supernatural programs, the forum has gradually become a place to share supernatural experiences. Luo Yunsong usually comes here to read posts for inspiration when he is free. Can dig out some valuable revelations!
Of course, many of them are nonsense, and some even started long story serials. Luo Yunsong also opened a small account to write novels. He wrote tens of thousands of words and got millions of hits. It was the most popular post on the BBS, but There have been a lot of things recently, no updates, and a lot of netizens chased and scolded the post. Anyway, they don’t know who the trumpet is, so Luo Yunsong let them scold. You see, that post is still high on the homepage, so pay more attention It is also a good thing!
Just refreshed, a new post popped up.
[Moderator dog, delete your motherfucker!Hurry up hurry up!have water!A thousand gold rewards are offered for help! 】~NEW~ Luo Yunsong clicked curiously, and the page jumped, prompting that the post had been deleted.
A few minutes later, a new post popped up again.
[Moderator dog, delete it again, I'll post it again!Hurry up hurry up!have water!A thousand gold rewards are offered for help! 】~NEW~The moderator's hands are so fast, the post was cleared again just a few seconds after it appeared.
The poster who posted the post became popular, and even posted several watering posts, all of which were deleted without exception.
Luo Yunsong waited for a while, but didn't see any new posts, so the host was probably banned.
The moderators in the BBS are all from the TV station. Luo Yunsong clicked on the list of moderators, but the IDs were all unfamiliar, so he had to click on the QQ group of the TV station to ask.
Luo Yunsong's appearance caused a commotion in the group.
"Oh my god! Am I blind?! Wannian diving is so thick!"
"Da Luo! Da Luo!"
"Big! Look at me! Look at me! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ"
"Big thick thread! Sprinkle flowers! ~(≧▽≦)/~"
Even the director got involved and sent a firecracker emoji.
Luo Yunsong, that sweater, hurriedly said a few words of modesty, brought the topic back, and asked who was on the board in the irrigation board. The director saw it and was concerned: "Is it because the moderator is not doing a good job?"
Luo Yunsong: No no no ⊙﹏⊙b
Yan Shi: I think he wants to get a moderator for fun, right? (¬¬¬)
Luo Yunsong: (*/ω\*)
Director: Yes, Xiao Zhao, please arrange it.
The small QQ speaker flashed and flashed, a person named Zhao Biao applied to add friends, Luo Yunsong added, Zhao Biao said: Come to the forum nickname.
Luo Yunsong sent his nickname and asked curiously: Are you an administrator?
Zhao Biao: Yes.
Luo Yunsong: Who was watching the sign in the irrigation area just now?
Zhao Biao: Me, what's wrong? ('? ω?')
Luo Yunsong typed the next line and deleted it again. After thinking about it, he typed: "Where are you?"I'm going to find you?
Zhao Biao: Alright, let me tell you about the board regulations by the way, I am at 509 on the fifth floor.
Luo Yunsong stood at the door of the office of the supernatural program group, feeling a little stressed.
A bearded man leaned against the door of 509 with his arms crossed, looking him up and down.
Luo Yunsong collected his mind and knocked on the door.
The bearded man raised his hand and pushed open the door: "Please come in."
Luo Yunsong: "..."
Before the Miao people arrived, the voice came first, and he called A Biao brother sweetly. When he saw Luo Yunsong, Miao Miao covered his face with a wow.
Brother A Biao handed the document to Xiao Miao, and after sending her away, he closed the office door, patted Luo Yunsong, and sighed: "Our team leader is getting old, don't be too violent, he is very nervous when he gets up and sits down today." Difficult, oh yes, remember to use a condom."
Luo Yunsong: "⊙﹏⊙Gah???"
Brother A Biao sat back in front of the computer, clicked into several pages, scanned them carefully, and cleared the advertisement numbers, then clicked on the rules of the page, and gave Luo Yunsong a brief introduction.
A big guy like Luo Yunsong, of course, can't let him guard the forum all day long. Kanban work is always carried out by small moderators. The director's decision is to let Luo Yunsong use his name to drive the forum. Luo Yunsong took a look, and even Yan Shi had the title of super moderator.
There are many benefits of being a super moderator, not only can you check your IP, but you can also check deleted posts in the background.
In the recycle bin, the screen was swiped by the same person.
Luo Yunsong clicked on one at random, the content was very simple, only one line of words: hurry up hurry up!I seem to have hit a ghost!Hear the sound of water all day long!A thousand gold rewards are offered for help!Contact number XXXXX.
Luo Yunsong dragged the mouse and clicked on several posts in succession, all of which had exactly the same content.
Brother A Biao said: "This guy, he flooded the page so badly, every time he brushed it, he blocked the page. Fortunately, he didn't open a trumpet to make trouble."
"It seems that he is in a hurry."
"Well, urgent, but you can't make trouble in the jar."
Luo Yunsong looked at the full page filled with water, and felt that this line could be dug.
After leaving the office, Luo Yunsong recalled the landlord's phone number and called.
Picking up over there, a hoarse voice sounded: "Which one?"
"I'm from a TV station. When I saw your post, I thought..."
"A visit, eh?"
"……Um."
"The people just said the same thing!" The host gave an address and said viciously, "I've hit a ghost! If you want an interview, come here quickly! Bring your work ID, report me quickly, and call an expert to come to me. Exorcising ghosts! If I know that you are lying to me, be careful not to walk around!"
Clap, the phone hangs up.
This landlord is not only impatient, but also has a bad temper.
Luo Yunsong stood in the corridor, looking at the busy traffic outside the window, wondering if he should tell Yan Shi.
Just as I was thinking, Yan Shi called.
Yan Shi took the phone and walked out of the corner: "There is a clue about water, do you want to go and see it together?"
When he looked up, he saw Luo Yunsong staring at him blankly holding the phone.
"Okay." Luo Yunsong walked over, "Is it the copycat from the BBS?"
"Oh, you saw that too?"
"Well, I was just about to ask if you were going."
"Okay, let's buy tickets later, let's go and see what's going on first..." Seeing Luo Yunsong holding up the phone stupidly, Yan Shi suddenly remembered that he was also holding the phone, fuck, everyone is in front of him, and he still called shit phone!What a fool!
What annoyed him even more was that by the time he found out, the matter had already been discussed!
On the high-speed rail, Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi coincidentally browsed the BBS with their mobile phones.
Yan Shi flipped through the boards, but unfortunately, there was no call for help about water or ghosts.
He flipped through the pages one by one, trying to find out if the host had any other posts. The host was of a high level and often messed around with the forums. Since he had hit a ghost, he would definitely leave some clues in the forums. The BBS of the radio station was extremely popular. , Thousands of people are online at the same time, refresh it, maybe the post on the top will fall to the bottom in an instant, it is not easy to find the post, Yan Shi is dazzled, Luo Yunsong reminded friendly: "You can use his nickname Search."
"That's right!" Yan Shi went into the recycle bin and copied the host's name, put it in the search bar, searched, and found a bunch of spamming posts.
"Is the search function useful?"
Yan Shi agreed, recovered, and glared at Luo Yunsong.
Luo Yunsong, who probed his head, continued to watch cheekily.
The irrigation posts are sometimes a few words, sometimes a single word, sleepy, sleepy, and good night can each be posted into a post, until one day, the content of the post is finally enriched.
——It's so annoying, I don't know where the water is leaking, and it keeps ticking!
There is only one sentence in the post, strictly copy it into the document, close the post, and continue to read.
—I always feel as if someone is following me.
——Girlfriend said he turned off the faucet, fart!I went over and saw that the faucet was still dripping water. How much water wasted!
——So annoying, the sound of water came again.
——That stinky woman didn't mop the floor cleanly, leaving a puddle of water, and almost threw me off!
——The smelly lady is gone, it's better to go, I don't care about it.
—Strange, I heard the sound of water again today, where is the water leaking?
——When I looked in the mirror, I seemed to see someone behind me. I turned my head, but there was no one. Did I hit a ghost?Everyone support a trick?
Because the host often floods his posts, no one pays attention to his posts. Except for the post about looking in the mirror, some netizens asked him to ask Guanyin to wear an amulet. Other posts received zero replies.
Until today, the poster was in a hurry and started reprinting. After a few pages, they were all the same content.
Yan Shi sorted out the documents, picked out a few keywords, and circled them for Luo Yunsong to read.
The sound of water leaking, leaving a puddle of water.
Luo Yunsong pointed out: "Also, he also saw something he shouldn't see."
"If I'm not mistaken, you're not the only one in this situation." Yan Shi frowned and thought, "In the temple, the master also said that you met a few people who heard the sound of water, you must have done something The same thing, provoked those things."
Luo Yunsong said helplessly: "This is weird. You see, I don't have any bad habits. I'm a decent person (Yan Shi: I'm bah!), so why did I fall into evil? I really don't understand, if I do the same In terms of things, is the synchronization rate between the two of us greater?"
"It seems to make sense." Yan Shi buried his head in thought.
Luo Yunsong began to run the train with his mouth full again: "Look, we are all living together, I eat what you eat, I follow you wherever you go, we share the same bed, oh my hand..." Luo Yunsong clutched his arm Hissing inhale, "It hurts so much, Yan Da hit too hard!"
"Think about it again, have you done anything special?"
"Does soy milk count? Okay, don't stare at me, your eyes make my heart beat faster... Ouch, my hand... just kidding, let's not talk about soy milk, let me think about it... That's right! A girl jumped off the building that day .”
"This is an emergency! Could it be that everyone who heard the sound of water had a girl who jumped off the building? The odds are too mysterious!"
"It's really gone, I can't remember." Luo Yunsong laughed bitterly.
"Hey, then I can only ask the landlord."
Yan Shi's phone rang, and Da Mao said on the other end: "Leader, there is a new revelation, do you want to answer it?"
"What content?"
Da Mao lowered his voice: "It's quite similar to Brother Song's experience."
"Oh?"
"It was a woman who broke the news. She often heard the sound of water before. She called for help today and said that something in the bottom of the water dragged her when she was swimming, and she was almost dragged down."
"Check the address, phone number, and send it to my phone."
"it is good."
Yan Shi hung up the phone and said to Luo Yunsong: "It seems that the affected people are gradually aware of it."
"Hmph, of course, a catastrophe happened."
After speaking, the two suddenly fell silent.
Luo Yunsong started counting on Monday, and there was a catastrophe on Sunday, so in Yan Shi's subconscious mind, Sunday was the day when the catastrophe happened, and so did other people of course.
Actually not!
They walked into a misunderstanding!
For others, maybe Tuesday starts, Wednesday starts...
The seventh day from Tuesday, the seventh day from Wednesday...
Luo Yunsong suddenly said, "Then what date did the landlord first hear the sound of water?"
Yan Shi immediately logged on to the BBS, dug out all the posts of the poster, and looked at them one by one. The poster poured water N times a day, and screened them layer by layer. Finally, he found the post that the poster said and heard the sound of water.
Yan Yan calculated the date and jumped up from his seat.
"Oops!"
The strict voice attracted the attention of the surrounding passengers.
Luo Yunsong's eyes widened: "Could it be..."
Strictly nodded.
Today is the seventh day of the landlord!
A tractor chugs past, and Luo Yunsong stands in the flying loess, not recovering for a while.
The environment is very beautiful, except for the loess that spoils the scenery, compared with the city, it looks like a beautiful pastoral painting.
But what is this place?
Luo Yunsong followed the tractor, and the tractor drove fast, leaving Luo Yunsong far behind.
Luo Yunsong wiped off his sweat, and wiped off the yellow on his hand.
really dirty.
Why don't you go wash up?
The side of the small river is full of silt and weeds half a person's height. If you are not careful, it is easy to slip into the water. Luo Yunsong walked along the river and found a big stone. The big stone was very flat and stuck on the bank, like a On the natural pier, Luo Yunsong squatted on the stone to scoop up water to wipe his face. The river water was cool. After washing his face, he felt very comfortable. He sat by the stone, took off his shoes, picked up his trouser legs, and put his feet into the water While soaking in the water, a girl’s silver bell-like laughter came from the other side of the river. Luo Yunsong looked up and saw a few naked girls playing in the water. Yun Song was fascinated by it. The group of girls were playing, and suddenly they all stopped, as if they had pressed the pause button, and even the splashing water was fixed in the air. Luo Yunsong's heart jumped inexplicably, and he Knowing that there must be something wrong, this place is very wrong, he quickly retracted his feet, but brought out a large bunch of aquatic plants from the water, the lush grass was tightly entangled on his calf, Luo Yunsong anxiously pulled the grass, the aquatic plants were very It was very thin, like kelp, but when twisted one by one, it became a thick rope stronger than a sack. Luo Yunsong pawed and stopped suddenly.
Among the aquatic plants, there is a section of white flowers covered.
what is this?
……hand? !
A hand is actually wrapped in the thick aquatic plants? !
That hand was holding his ankle tightly!
Luo Yunsong yelled in shock and kicked his legs desperately. The hand suddenly exerted force and pulled him into the water. Luo Yunsong couldn't resist the strange force, so he had to pull the big rock. This was his only life-saving means. Desperately, hold the stone tightly...
"Hey...hey..."
Luo Yunsong opened his eyes when his face was slapped harder and harder each time until his cheeks were flushed.
Yan Shi's face was full of anger: "You still don't let go?!"
"Hmm... what?" Luo Yunsong looked at it in a daze, but still didn't understand, "What hand?"
"You haven't hugged me enough yet?! Do you think I'm an inflatable doll?! Keep rubbing, rubbing, rubbing your sister!" Yan Shi kicked him, but Luo Yunsong stuck to him, making it difficult to get angry He did not kick the koala down a few times, but made himself panting from exhaustion.
Luo Yunsong was sleepy and dizzy, his mind was still in the dream, Yan Shi saw that he was playing a rogue, and he simply died, twisted his body, and the two of them fell to the ground with a thud, Luo Yunsong grinned, and finally woke up, Yan Shi also fell It was serious, so he got up with his waist, kicked the stinky hooligan a few times, and limped out to find water to drink.
It happened to be lunch time. After Luo Yunsong finished washing, he saw Yan Shi smoking a cigarette and working with a laptop. Luo Yunsong went to the refrigerator and asked Yan Shi: "There is no food at home, how about going out to eat?"
Yan Shi was angry, and if he didn't pay attention to the stinky hooligan, his nature would be revealed. If he didn't show his face, he couldn't swallow this breath. Yan Shi deliberately ignored him, took out his mobile phone and called the group, explaining the editor's attention As soon as he turned his head and saw Luo Yunsong taking off the amulets one by one, Yan Shi became anxious: "Wait! What are you doing?!"
Brother A Biao on the other end of the phone was taken aback: "What?"
Yan Shi: "I'm not telling you...oh, by the way, where did I just say it?"
Brother A Biao read it to the notebook.
Seeing Luo Yunsong put the untied amulet on the table, he scolded him strictly: "Why did you take it off?!"
Luo Yunsong said: "I'm going to take a shower, it's inconvenient to hang all these things."
"That's not going to take them all off!"
"If there is paper, it's not good to get wet." Luo Yunsong muttered in a low voice.
Yan Shi slapped his thighs a few times with hatred: "You don't know how to put on a condom?!...What, no condom?! Forget it, let's do it like this, and what's in your hand is not allowed." Untie, tie it tight!"
"Got it, it's tied tightly." Luo Yunsong shook the prayer beads on his wrist, "If there's anything, I'll call you."
"Remember to shout louder!"
"..." Brother A Biao's cigarette fell from his lips. What did he hear just now?All off?cover?The bang bang bang of physical collision?Do you want to shout louder?
"Old Yan, you guys... are... are you going to do it?!"
draft?Yan Shi glanced at the document: "Well, it's started, and it will be ready soon."
"Old Yan, you are not young, pay attention to your body." Brother A Biao said.
Yan Shi was a little moved. He didn't expect Brother A Biao, who was always carefree, to care about him so much. He opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he heard Brother A Biao say, "Remember to wear a condom next time."
Yan Shi: "..." Wait, something seems wrong?
The two had lunch near the TV station, and when they came out, they met people on the stage.
"Yan Da, Luo Da."
Seeing Yan Shi limping, the young man asked concerned: "Yan Da, are you alright?"
"It's okay, it's fine."
"Yan Da, pay attention to your body."
"Good good."
After saying hello, the young man turned his head to look at them when he left.
Yan Shi wondered: "There is something wrong with his eyes."
Luo Yunsong sighed, and helped Yan Shi up: "You have fallen like this, can your eyes look normal?"
"Who did it?!"
"Who took the initiative to roll down?"
Yan Shi squinted at him: "Why are you okay?"
"This is the difference in physique. There are so many problems inside. In the final analysis, it is because I grow strong and the seedlings are good."
Yan Shi hummed: "Rough skin and thick flesh, the fat can be used as a mat!"
Luo Yunsong was proud: "It's fleshy and very elastic, you can touch it first."
Yan Shi decided not to talk to the stinky hooligans during this section of the road.
The two returned to the TV station and went to their respective nests. Luo Yunsong called the broadcasting team for a meeting. After explaining the tasks, they logged on to the TV station's BBS to read the posts.
There is a forum in the BBS, which is dedicated to chatting with netizens. Affected by supernatural programs, the forum has gradually become a place to share supernatural experiences. Luo Yunsong usually comes here to read posts for inspiration when he is free. Can dig out some valuable revelations!
Of course, many of them are nonsense, and some even started long story serials. Luo Yunsong also opened a small account to write novels. He wrote tens of thousands of words and got millions of hits. It was the most popular post on the BBS, but There have been a lot of things recently, no updates, and a lot of netizens chased and scolded the post. Anyway, they don’t know who the trumpet is, so Luo Yunsong let them scold. You see, that post is still high on the homepage, so pay more attention It is also a good thing!
Just refreshed, a new post popped up.
[Moderator dog, delete your motherfucker!Hurry up hurry up!have water!A thousand gold rewards are offered for help! 】~NEW~ Luo Yunsong clicked curiously, and the page jumped, prompting that the post had been deleted.
A few minutes later, a new post popped up again.
[Moderator dog, delete it again, I'll post it again!Hurry up hurry up!have water!A thousand gold rewards are offered for help! 】~NEW~The moderator's hands are so fast, the post was cleared again just a few seconds after it appeared.
The poster who posted the post became popular, and even posted several watering posts, all of which were deleted without exception.
Luo Yunsong waited for a while, but didn't see any new posts, so the host was probably banned.
The moderators in the BBS are all from the TV station. Luo Yunsong clicked on the list of moderators, but the IDs were all unfamiliar, so he had to click on the QQ group of the TV station to ask.
Luo Yunsong's appearance caused a commotion in the group.
"Oh my god! Am I blind?! Wannian diving is so thick!"
"Da Luo! Da Luo!"
"Big! Look at me! Look at me! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ"
"Big thick thread! Sprinkle flowers! ~(≧▽≦)/~"
Even the director got involved and sent a firecracker emoji.
Luo Yunsong, that sweater, hurriedly said a few words of modesty, brought the topic back, and asked who was on the board in the irrigation board. The director saw it and was concerned: "Is it because the moderator is not doing a good job?"
Luo Yunsong: No no no ⊙﹏⊙b
Yan Shi: I think he wants to get a moderator for fun, right? (¬¬¬)
Luo Yunsong: (*/ω\*)
Director: Yes, Xiao Zhao, please arrange it.
The small QQ speaker flashed and flashed, a person named Zhao Biao applied to add friends, Luo Yunsong added, Zhao Biao said: Come to the forum nickname.
Luo Yunsong sent his nickname and asked curiously: Are you an administrator?
Zhao Biao: Yes.
Luo Yunsong: Who was watching the sign in the irrigation area just now?
Zhao Biao: Me, what's wrong? ('? ω?')
Luo Yunsong typed the next line and deleted it again. After thinking about it, he typed: "Where are you?"I'm going to find you?
Zhao Biao: Alright, let me tell you about the board regulations by the way, I am at 509 on the fifth floor.
Luo Yunsong stood at the door of the office of the supernatural program group, feeling a little stressed.
A bearded man leaned against the door of 509 with his arms crossed, looking him up and down.
Luo Yunsong collected his mind and knocked on the door.
The bearded man raised his hand and pushed open the door: "Please come in."
Luo Yunsong: "..."
Before the Miao people arrived, the voice came first, and he called A Biao brother sweetly. When he saw Luo Yunsong, Miao Miao covered his face with a wow.
Brother A Biao handed the document to Xiao Miao, and after sending her away, he closed the office door, patted Luo Yunsong, and sighed: "Our team leader is getting old, don't be too violent, he is very nervous when he gets up and sits down today." Difficult, oh yes, remember to use a condom."
Luo Yunsong: "⊙﹏⊙Gah???"
Brother A Biao sat back in front of the computer, clicked into several pages, scanned them carefully, and cleared the advertisement numbers, then clicked on the rules of the page, and gave Luo Yunsong a brief introduction.
A big guy like Luo Yunsong, of course, can't let him guard the forum all day long. Kanban work is always carried out by small moderators. The director's decision is to let Luo Yunsong use his name to drive the forum. Luo Yunsong took a look, and even Yan Shi had the title of super moderator.
There are many benefits of being a super moderator, not only can you check your IP, but you can also check deleted posts in the background.
In the recycle bin, the screen was swiped by the same person.
Luo Yunsong clicked on one at random, the content was very simple, only one line of words: hurry up hurry up!I seem to have hit a ghost!Hear the sound of water all day long!A thousand gold rewards are offered for help!Contact number XXXXX.
Luo Yunsong dragged the mouse and clicked on several posts in succession, all of which had exactly the same content.
Brother A Biao said: "This guy, he flooded the page so badly, every time he brushed it, he blocked the page. Fortunately, he didn't open a trumpet to make trouble."
"It seems that he is in a hurry."
"Well, urgent, but you can't make trouble in the jar."
Luo Yunsong looked at the full page filled with water, and felt that this line could be dug.
After leaving the office, Luo Yunsong recalled the landlord's phone number and called.
Picking up over there, a hoarse voice sounded: "Which one?"
"I'm from a TV station. When I saw your post, I thought..."
"A visit, eh?"
"……Um."
"The people just said the same thing!" The host gave an address and said viciously, "I've hit a ghost! If you want an interview, come here quickly! Bring your work ID, report me quickly, and call an expert to come to me. Exorcising ghosts! If I know that you are lying to me, be careful not to walk around!"
Clap, the phone hangs up.
This landlord is not only impatient, but also has a bad temper.
Luo Yunsong stood in the corridor, looking at the busy traffic outside the window, wondering if he should tell Yan Shi.
Just as I was thinking, Yan Shi called.
Yan Shi took the phone and walked out of the corner: "There is a clue about water, do you want to go and see it together?"
When he looked up, he saw Luo Yunsong staring at him blankly holding the phone.
"Okay." Luo Yunsong walked over, "Is it the copycat from the BBS?"
"Oh, you saw that too?"
"Well, I was just about to ask if you were going."
"Okay, let's buy tickets later, let's go and see what's going on first..." Seeing Luo Yunsong holding up the phone stupidly, Yan Shi suddenly remembered that he was also holding the phone, fuck, everyone is in front of him, and he still called shit phone!What a fool!
What annoyed him even more was that by the time he found out, the matter had already been discussed!
On the high-speed rail, Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi coincidentally browsed the BBS with their mobile phones.
Yan Shi flipped through the boards, but unfortunately, there was no call for help about water or ghosts.
He flipped through the pages one by one, trying to find out if the host had any other posts. The host was of a high level and often messed around with the forums. Since he had hit a ghost, he would definitely leave some clues in the forums. The BBS of the radio station was extremely popular. , Thousands of people are online at the same time, refresh it, maybe the post on the top will fall to the bottom in an instant, it is not easy to find the post, Yan Shi is dazzled, Luo Yunsong reminded friendly: "You can use his nickname Search."
"That's right!" Yan Shi went into the recycle bin and copied the host's name, put it in the search bar, searched, and found a bunch of spamming posts.
"Is the search function useful?"
Yan Shi agreed, recovered, and glared at Luo Yunsong.
Luo Yunsong, who probed his head, continued to watch cheekily.
The irrigation posts are sometimes a few words, sometimes a single word, sleepy, sleepy, and good night can each be posted into a post, until one day, the content of the post is finally enriched.
——It's so annoying, I don't know where the water is leaking, and it keeps ticking!
There is only one sentence in the post, strictly copy it into the document, close the post, and continue to read.
—I always feel as if someone is following me.
——Girlfriend said he turned off the faucet, fart!I went over and saw that the faucet was still dripping water. How much water wasted!
——So annoying, the sound of water came again.
——That stinky woman didn't mop the floor cleanly, leaving a puddle of water, and almost threw me off!
——The smelly lady is gone, it's better to go, I don't care about it.
—Strange, I heard the sound of water again today, where is the water leaking?
——When I looked in the mirror, I seemed to see someone behind me. I turned my head, but there was no one. Did I hit a ghost?Everyone support a trick?
Because the host often floods his posts, no one pays attention to his posts. Except for the post about looking in the mirror, some netizens asked him to ask Guanyin to wear an amulet. Other posts received zero replies.
Until today, the poster was in a hurry and started reprinting. After a few pages, they were all the same content.
Yan Shi sorted out the documents, picked out a few keywords, and circled them for Luo Yunsong to read.
The sound of water leaking, leaving a puddle of water.
Luo Yunsong pointed out: "Also, he also saw something he shouldn't see."
"If I'm not mistaken, you're not the only one in this situation." Yan Shi frowned and thought, "In the temple, the master also said that you met a few people who heard the sound of water, you must have done something The same thing, provoked those things."
Luo Yunsong said helplessly: "This is weird. You see, I don't have any bad habits. I'm a decent person (Yan Shi: I'm bah!), so why did I fall into evil? I really don't understand, if I do the same In terms of things, is the synchronization rate between the two of us greater?"
"It seems to make sense." Yan Shi buried his head in thought.
Luo Yunsong began to run the train with his mouth full again: "Look, we are all living together, I eat what you eat, I follow you wherever you go, we share the same bed, oh my hand..." Luo Yunsong clutched his arm Hissing inhale, "It hurts so much, Yan Da hit too hard!"
"Think about it again, have you done anything special?"
"Does soy milk count? Okay, don't stare at me, your eyes make my heart beat faster... Ouch, my hand... just kidding, let's not talk about soy milk, let me think about it... That's right! A girl jumped off the building that day .”
"This is an emergency! Could it be that everyone who heard the sound of water had a girl who jumped off the building? The odds are too mysterious!"
"It's really gone, I can't remember." Luo Yunsong laughed bitterly.
"Hey, then I can only ask the landlord."
Yan Shi's phone rang, and Da Mao said on the other end: "Leader, there is a new revelation, do you want to answer it?"
"What content?"
Da Mao lowered his voice: "It's quite similar to Brother Song's experience."
"Oh?"
"It was a woman who broke the news. She often heard the sound of water before. She called for help today and said that something in the bottom of the water dragged her when she was swimming, and she was almost dragged down."
"Check the address, phone number, and send it to my phone."
"it is good."
Yan Shi hung up the phone and said to Luo Yunsong: "It seems that the affected people are gradually aware of it."
"Hmph, of course, a catastrophe happened."
After speaking, the two suddenly fell silent.
Luo Yunsong started counting on Monday, and there was a catastrophe on Sunday, so in Yan Shi's subconscious mind, Sunday was the day when the catastrophe happened, and so did other people of course.
Actually not!
They walked into a misunderstanding!
For others, maybe Tuesday starts, Wednesday starts...
The seventh day from Tuesday, the seventh day from Wednesday...
Luo Yunsong suddenly said, "Then what date did the landlord first hear the sound of water?"
Yan Shi immediately logged on to the BBS, dug out all the posts of the poster, and looked at them one by one. The poster poured water N times a day, and screened them layer by layer. Finally, he found the post that the poster said and heard the sound of water.
Yan Yan calculated the date and jumped up from his seat.
"Oops!"
The strict voice attracted the attention of the surrounding passengers.
Luo Yunsong's eyes widened: "Could it be..."
Strictly nodded.
Today is the seventh day of the landlord!
You'll Also Like
-
Born with the Nine Magatama Samsara Eye, Rebuilding the Glory of Uchiha
Chapter 203 7 hours ago -
City: Past and present lives exposed, the whole network burst into tears
Chapter 66 7 hours ago -
Magic Baby: Chen Yi
Chapter 236 7 hours ago -
Daqin: Fusion of Zhongli template, forging the Immortal Qin Empire
Chapter 38 7 hours ago -
Siheyuan: Start teasing birds from a level 6 engineer!
Chapter 103 7 hours ago -
I, the Navigation Shock Department, met Stussy at the beginning
Chapter 112 7 hours ago -
Ryonan's dual-track era
Chapter 103 7 hours ago -
After playing the role of Firefly, I became the white moonlight of the whole network
Chapter 44 7 hours ago -
Traveling through Naruto, I have a robot cat
Chapter 61 7 hours ago -
Adult martial arts, starting from being indestructible and becoming stronger
Chapter 53 7 hours ago