Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

Luo Yunsong knew that he was dreaming again.

The sun was shining brightly, and the tractor chugs past along the same trajectory. Luo Yunsong stood in the flying dust, covered in yellow.

The small river flows quietly, Luo Yunsong does not dare to approach, he follows the tractor from a distance, the country road is full of greenery, insects and birds are singing, all the way down, it is refreshing, the tractor has long since disappeared, Luo Yunsong stands at the fork, I don't know where to go.

A grasshopper jumped up from the grass with a huff, jumped into the fork on the left, fell together and disappeared into the depths of the fork.

Luo Yunsong thought it was a reminder, so he took the fork on the left. There was a big lake at the end of the fork, and the tractor was parked by the lake. Several big men took out a sack from the truck and threw it into the lake. In the middle, Luo Yunsong waited for the tractor to leave before he got out of the woods. The lake reflected the sunlight faintly. Luo Yunsong was on the shore and saw the same pile of sacks. The sacks had been soaked for a long time and a hole was broken. , Luo Yunsong used a branch to widen the opening, pulled out some mud and broken bricks, Luo Yunsong stepped on the sack with his feet, the sack was built very firmly, and it would not loosen at all.

Was it used to fill the lake?

Luo Yunsong walks along the lake, and there are always some sacks piled up by the lake. It seems that the lake filling project has been going on for a while. At the corner of the lake, there is an independent water area full of lotus flowers. Make this corner look like a fairyland, the water is very clear, there are carps swimming in the lotus.

gorgeous.Luo Yunsong thought.But where is this?

"Luo Yunsong!" Faintly, someone called him.

"Who?"

"Luo Yunsong!" the man shouted again.

Luo Yunsong heard it clearly this time, it was Yan Shi's voice!

"You're here too?" Luo Yunsong looked behind him in surprise, the forest was empty and there was no one there.

"This way! I'm here!"

Yan Shi stood in the lotus pond and waved to him.

The strict figure is very good, the standard hanger skeleton, usually wearing clothes is already heroic, but now, he is not wearing an inch, and the shapely muscles are stained with small crystal drops of water. When Luo Yunsong saw him, his eyes widened. He couldn't move anymore, he looked down along the tight muscle curve, the tight lower body was in the water, Luo Yunsong could only see the strong belly and the sexy mermaid line around the waist.

There was an uncontrollable heat flow to the lower abdomen, and Luo Yunsong's face began to feel hot.

Yan Shi said: "Look at your muddy body, come down and wash it off?"

Luo Yunsong washed his hands on the shore with complacency.

Yan Shi said again: "Come here, the water is very clear and very comfortable."

"Yan Da, come back quickly, there is mud in the lotus pond, you are not afraid..."

Halfway through speaking, Luo Yunsong suddenly stopped, and he looked at Yan Shi again, the strange feeling in his heart became more and more intense, he took a step back, and shouted: "That's not right!"

"what?"

"You are not strict!"

The lotus pond is very deep, and the bottom of the pond is muddy and muddy, but this Yanjun stands firmly in the water, as if standing in a bathtub.

That Yanshi was dripping water, pushed aside the lotus leaves, and walked towards him, while walking, giggling: "I'm not Yanshi? Look clearly, am I? Ah? Look carefully?"

"Don't come here! Don't come here!!"

"Luo Yunsong! Luo Yunsong! Hey! Wake up!"

Crackling, burning pain came from his face, Luo Yunsong opened his eyes, and saw Yan Shi's face close at hand...

Putting a cup of hot coffee in front of Yan Shi, Luo Yunsong said in a low voice, "Yan Da, drink coffee, it's hot and delicious."

"Hmph!" Yan Shi turned his head and ignored him.

The bastard surnamed Luo didn't know which muscle was wrong. He kicked the quilt early in the morning and yelled. The landing angle was wrong and I twisted my waist.

The bastard surnamed Luo was buzzing about applying medicine, giving massages, and serving tea and water. He was so upright that he didn't even look at him.

Luo Yunsong coaxed for a while, thirsty, picked up the coffee and drank it, drank half of it, and then remembered that it was made for Yan Shi, under the laser light of Yan Shi, Luo Yunsong put down the cup embarrassingly, and went to Yan Shi's side Pushed.

Yan Shi moaned, "Is the coffee made by the bastard good?"

Luo Yunsong admitted: "Well, the bastard's craftsmanship is not bad."

"Fucking instant coffee, who makes it the same?!"

"The temperature is just right, the amount of water is just right, why don't you take a sip?"

Yan Shi ignored him, picked up his mobile phone to book a ticket, there was a show tonight, he had to go back, there were two suitable trains, the first express had only one seat left, and the first express had more seats, but it was a regular express, Los Angeles Yun Song said: "It's better to take the express, go back early. Ms. Chen is not yet on the seventh day, so she is safe for the time being. When the disaster happens, it will not be too late for us to look for her again."

Yan Shi thought for a while and thought it made sense. When he turned his head and saw the bastard staring at him, he was so angry that he kicked him again, until he got on the train, Yan Shi never said a word to the bastard again. talk.

The seat was given up to Yan Shi. Luo Yunsong was tired from standing, and rested with his back against the back of the chair. The narrow aisle was full of luggage and crowded with people. Luo Yunsong was strong and uncomfortable no matter how he stood. Hit up the armrest and invite him to sit down.

Luo Yunsong's butt was sticking to the corner of the seat, and his broad back was like a wall, firmly protecting it.

"Yan Da is the best!" Luo Yunsong raised the topic out of words.

"..." Yan Shi buried his head in his mobile phone.

Luo Yunsong leaned over to watch Yan Shi play.

Yan Shi was annoyed by him, raised his head and glared at him.

"Yan Da, I had a dream this morning."

"Oh."

"This dream seems to be a continuation of the last dream." Luo Yunsong observed Yan Shi's expression, Yan Shi was still playing with his mobile phone with his face twisted, but his movements were obviously slowed down. Luo Yunsong took no time to talk about his dream, from The Xiaohe last time, and the lotus pond this time, when it comes to meeting Yan Shi, Yan Shi really became interested.

"What did I say to you in the dream?"

"You asked me to wash in the pool."

"I think you have hung the amulet, and that thing can't touch you, so I have to find you through dreams."

Luo Yunsong rattled a bunch of amulets around his neck, looked at his reminiscence look strictly, and asked again: "Am I handsome in my dream?"

"It's beautiful."

"nice?"

"Well, it looks like a real version of David. The mermaid line is very sexy... Ouch my hand!"

The two returned to the TV station that night, and Yan Shi went to work on his program, while Luo Yunsong dug up the records and found Mr. Xu's phone number.

Mr. Xu is gone, but there is still a Mr. Xu.

This Mr. Xu called the hotline of the broadcasting group. At that time, the audio was recorded. Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi listened to it together. Luo Yunsong regretted it, why didn't he contact this Mr. Xu earlier.

The phone was connected, and a woman's voice sounded over there. After asking, the woman told him that her husband had been missing for several days and could not be contacted. Luo Yunsong calculated the date, his heart sank, and he said a few words of comfort , then hung up the phone.

This Mr. Xu, I'm afraid...

Luo Yunsong opened the webpage and rummaged through the BBS, but he never saw any help about water...

Today, it was the weekend again, a whole week since the last catastrophe, the morning light came through the curtains, Luo Yunsong didn't close his eyes all night, lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling blankly.

"Feel something?" Yan Shi asked.

"No."

Luo Yun let go of the Buddhist beads, and with a pile of amulets around his neck, he lived in peace for a few days.

Yan Shi turned over and continued to sleep back into the cage. The current time is 06:30 in the morning. According to experience, disasters usually come after the sun goes down. Luo Yunsong couldn't sleep, so he simply got up and went online. The wind chimes hanging in the hall jingle There was a loud bang, and the sound was more urgent than the sound. The door of the room was not closed properly, and it opened a crack. Luo Yunsong closed the door, and just let go, the door creaked and opened again. He checked and found that it was a sliding lock. The moment he lowered his head to study, a shadow flashed outside the door, but Luo Yunsong didn't notice it. He closed the door, and when he turned the safety lock, there was a click, and he raised his head vigilantly: "What's the sound?"

"It's okay, the door is not closed tightly, it's just locked with the safety lock."

"Oh." Yan Shi lay back down again, and was woken up by Luo Yunsong when he was drowsy.

"Dad Yan, I want to go to the bathroom."

"Damn, how old are you!" Yan Shi groaned and got up, "You're the only one who has a lot to do! Let's go!"

After finishing the solution, Luo Yunsong flushed the water, the wind chimes in the hall were still tinkling, Yan Shi thought the wind was strong, so he closed the window, at this moment, there was the sound of flushing water in the toilet again, Yan Shi flushed After entering the toilet, he opened the water tank and saw that the water gate was broken. He turned off the water and asked Luo Yunsong, "Didn't the previous one be repaired? Why is it broken again?"

"It has been repaired...it is disobedient, and there is nothing I can do..."

"Bad man! The weather is good today, let's go out to bask in the sun later, to get rid of your bad breath!"

After Luo Yunsong made such a fuss, Yan Shi lost the interest in going to sleep, so he simply washed up, sat on the sofa, and worked with his laptop.

Luo Yunsong cooked breakfast and served Yan Shi a portion. The two of them were eating when a crisp sound rang in their ears.

Jingle jingle... jingle jingle...

Even though there was no wind, the wind chime kept shaking, and the pendant of the weasel pointed at it again and again, and the swing became bigger and bigger. At the same time, an ominous breath came from the direction of the toilet. The toilet door was closed, and when he ran into the bedroom, he saw Luo Yunsong staring at the pitch-black computer screen in a daze, while taking off his pajamas, Yan Shi urged, "What are you doing here, change clothes quickly, let's go out now!"

On weekends, there were many people shopping and crowded everywhere. The weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi sat on chairs by the street. The environment of people coming and going made them feel very at ease.

The two big men, neither buying clothes nor shopping, just sat on the chairs for a whole morning.

"Yan Da, are we out all day?" Luo Yunsong gave Yan Shi a burger and a Coke.

Yan Shi didn't think that they would survive the catastrophe safely if they went to a crowded place, but at least there were people coming and going, and if something happened, there would be a few people to help.

Yang Xiaoji walked out of the office building in disgrace. He didn't even sell a single piece of insurance for the whole morning. His performance this month was not good. If there is no improvement by the end of the month, the boss will definitely fire him.

Tian Tian, ​​who was waiting outside the gate, saw his master come out, barked twice happily, Yang Xiaoji touched it, and sighed: "Tian Tian, ​​I might lose my job again."

"Wow!" Tiantian licked his master's hand and walked with him for a while, suddenly, he found his master stopped, Tiantian followed his master's line of sight, his eyes were covered by long hair, and he watched for a while , before distinguishing two men with hamburgers in their mouths.

Yan Shi saw the big white dog running towards them happily, he didn't even have time to swallow the hamburger, so he quickly dodged.

"Ah! It's you guys! What a coincidence!" Yang Xiaoji ran over and shouted, "Tian Tian, ​​don't make trouble!"

Let go of Luo Yunsong's face every day, turn his head to lick his hamburger, he felt it tasted good, opened his mouth and started to gnaw, Luo Yunsong wiped his face: "Oh, what a coincidence! Are you out on business? "

"Hey, no, it's really hard to run a business."

"How much did you sign today?"

"Why, you haven't even sold a single copy yet." Yang Xiaoji sat down next to Luo Yunsong, tilted his head to look it up, and pointed, "I see that your face is darkened, your eyes are dull, and your face is pale. Dead face!"

Depend on!It's really a pot that can't be opened!Luo Yunsong was depressed with a straw in his mouth. He ate the burger every day. When he was thirsty, he came to lick Luo Yunsong's face again and licked the straw. He felt that the sweetness of Coke was very interesting, so Luo Yunsong had to pass the cup over and give it away lick.

Yang Xiaoji took out a contract from his bag, flipping through it deliberately: "I think it's only been a few days since your accident, why don't you buy insurance first while you're still alive?"

Luo Yunsong rolled his eyes: "Did you say the same to others?"

"Of course, everyone has big catastrophes and small catastrophes. Who knows if they can live through tomorrow, so buying an insurance is the best. Look at our family, as long as you die, you can get a sum of money. Then The sum of money is much richer than other insurances!"

Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong finally understood why no one bought his insurance.

Yang Xiaoji looked at Luo Yunsong with bright eyes, Luo Yunsong seemed to be able to hear him say that if you don't believe me, you can buy one, and then hang it up to know if I'm right or not.

Luo Yunsong was secretly funny, little bitch, talking about flickering, you are still young!

The little bitch is inexperienced. Facing a fool like Luo Yunsong, he was defeated within a few rounds, and was almost brainwashed into a porter by Luo Yunsong. He left dejectedly, thinking about Luo Yunsong Looking at the bright future of loose planning, he asked Tiantian: "Tiantian, how about I become a porter... Hey, what about Tiantian?"

Turning his head, he saw that the big dog was still clinging to Luo Yunsong, rolling over and begging to scratch his belly.

"Tiantian! Let's go!"

"Woof!" Tian Tian lay on Luo Yunsong's lap, swung his big tail, and slapped him tightly.

Tian Tian refused to leave, Yang Xiaoji couldn't move it, so he could only say: "Tian Tian, ​​you wait here for me!"

"Woof!" Bye bye the master!

"Hey! Wait! Are you so worried about your dog?!" Luo Yunsong was pressed down, couldn't get up, and yelled anxiously, Yang Xiaoji rushed to the next place to do sales, and floated from afar In a word, "It's okay! Tiantian is not an ordinary dog, he is very spiritual!"

So this very spiritual dog lay on Luo Yunsong's lap all afternoon, Luo Yunsong pushed it bitterly: "Get up, I'm going to pee!"

The big dog thought it was going to scratch its belly, so it rolled over on its back and bumped into Luo Yunsong's swollen belly. Luo Yunsong almost couldn't hold back his urine, and patted his thigh tightly: "Come on, scratch."

The big dog understood this time, and lay down on Yan Shi's side, scratching his thigh vigorously with his paw.

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong was so crushed that his legs were numb, and he limped towards the public toilet. Tiantian seemed to sense something, so he hurriedly chased after him, clutching his trousers with a big hole in his hands, and also limped after him , and the two of them and the dog sat back on the bench after finishing their hands without any risk.

In the evening, Yang Xiaoji came to pick up his dog in a hurry, and saw Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong smoking one by one from a distance, Tian Tian was huge, lying on their laps, kicking and kicking Stepping, it seems to be playing with the smoke, the girls passing by will run to take a group photo from time to time, when Luo Yunsong looks up and sees Yang Xiaoji, two lines of tears are almost shed.

"Tian Tian! Let's go! They are going home too!" Yang Xiaoji urged.

Looking at Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi every day, he was a little hesitant, and after repeated persuasion by the master, he left without turning his head.

Their dinner was still hamburgers and Coke. The night wind was a bit chilly, and a dark cloud floated in the sky at some point. When they finished eating the hamburgers, the rain fell with a crackling patter.

The two had no choice but to run into McDonald's and sit by the window, watching the rain get heavier and heavier.

"Oh, if I had known this earlier, I should have brought the computer out." Yan Shi regretted it, but he didn't know what form this catastrophe would take. It was obviously unwise to go home now.

Luo Yunsong stared at the reflection on the glass in a daze, and suddenly said: "I seem to see that thing."

"Where is it?!" Yan Shi regained his spirit immediately.

"In the morning." Luo Yunsong held the straw in his mouth and sucked on Coke one after another. "The moment I turned off the computer, I saw a shadow behind me on the screen."

Yan Shi asked curiously, "Is it still that woman?"

"It should be... very fat, a big shadow." Luo Yunsong was also at a loss.

"Hmph, people are following you, maybe go out now, a drop of rain can knock your head off." Yan Shi looked out of the window, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, like pouring water.

Luo Yunsong listlessly slumped on the table, time passed by, he knew in his heart that the current calm was all an illusion, the closer it was to the early morning, the more uneasy he was, Yan Shi slumped on the table with him, suddenly The ringtone startled both of them. It turned out to be Luo Yunsong's call. He answered, "Hello, Haohao?"

DJ Haohao seemed a little anxious: "Boss, where are you?"

"Outside, what's wrong?"

"Boss, a hotline came! He said he heard water!"

Luo Yunsong stood up suddenly, and at the same time, Yan Shi's cell phone rang.

Brother A Biao said in a loud voice: "There is a post! There is a post! There is a guy named Ao Lie who ran to the BBS to pour out his bitterness!"

"A lot of bitter water?! Isn't it asking for help?"

"No, that person has written thousands of words eloquently, from his work to the sound of water... Hahaha! I laughed so hard, this guy wrote so fun, and even added emojis! Old Yan, I'll send you the post to have a look!"

Yan Shi was surprised, Ao Lie, this guy, when he encountered this kind of thing, it would be okay if he posted a help post, but he was in the mood to pour bitter water, and even made Brother A Biao laugh?

Luo Yunsong also picked up the phone and showed Yan Shi the message from DJ Haohao: Ao Lie, phone XXX, address XXX.

The two sent messages to each other, well, they turned out to be the same person!

Ao Lie wrote vividly in the post, his job was not going well, he burned half of the kitchen when he went to cook, dropped the plate when he went to wash the dishes, and stunned the customers when he went to the bar to sell his voice, he wrote all kinds of things There are a lot of them, in a word, whatever you do, you will suffer, wherever you go, you will be harmed, and it is accompanied by a bunch of exaggerated kaomoji. The bottom of the post is full of hahaha comments. After reading half of it, I almost burst out laughing. Now, if it wasn't for the complaints about hearing the sound of water in the post, Yan Shi would almost think that this guy was hired as a writer!

Luo Yunsong called and got in touch with Ao Lie. Ao Lie's voice was lazy, and there was a crackling sound of keyboards on the phone. He was probably playing a game. When talking about the sound of water, Ao Lie's voice became serious.

"Yeah, it's so annoying! I can hear it almost every day, listen, it's coming again!"

Luo Yunsong really heard the sound of dripping water on the phone, and Ao Lie was still typing on the keyboard, chatting with him calmly: "Tomorrow? Good morning, I'm at home, you can come anytime."

"Mr. Ao, do you remember when you first heard the sound of water?"

"Does it matter?"

"Important! Of course it is important!"

"Oh, let me think about it." Ao Lie fell silent, leaving only the sound of the keyboard and the sound of dripping water leaks. After a while, Ao Lie's voice sounded, "It should have been nine days ago."

"What?!" Luo Yunsong's voice changed, "Think again! Think again!"

"That's right, it was nine days ago." Ao Lie reported the date, "I still went to interview at that time, I remember."

When Luo Yunsong put down the phone, he had a look of disbelief.

Someone survived the first round of the cycle, and still live a calm life? !

Yan Shi glanced at the address. Ao Lie is also in S City, living in the East District. It's just over an hour's drive from the TV station to his place.

The rain gradually became lighter, and after a while, it stopped.

People began to come and go on the street again, and it became lively.

"Going?" Yan Shi asked.

"Go!" Luo Yunsong stood up.

There is still more than half an hour before midnight. During this half hour, it is the most dangerous time. The two of them intentionally or unintentionally walked to crowded places. They planned to take a bus there, and at the bus station, There was still a long way to go to McDonald's, so the two took a shortcut and turned into an alley. After the alley, there was a muddy ground with puddles and puddles of water, and one puddle was very large. The path was almost covered, forming a small lake. Luo Yunsong observed it and said, "It doesn't seem to be deep. You can pass it on tiptoe."

As he spoke, he stretched out his foot to step on it, but there was a crazy dog ​​barking in front of him, and a white color rushed out of the corner like lightning. Before Luo Yunsong could see what it was, he was knocked out by the white thing that jumped over, Fell into another puddle.

Yang Xiaoji ran out of the corner panting while shouting Tiantian, he didn't expect there was such a big puddle of water in front of him, he couldn't brake in time, so he stepped on it, suddenly, a blue light enveloped Yang Xiaoji's whole body, short In just a few seconds, black smoke rose from his body.

"No! There's electricity in the water!" Yan Shi was in a hurry. It's obviously wrong to pull people away when they get an electric shock. He looked around for something to throw away, and he wanted to throw Yang Xiaoji away, but the problem was, When he was looking for things, maybe Yang Xiaoji had already turned into human-shaped carbon!

Tian Tian bit his tight trouser leg and screamed, as if trying to prevent him from approaching the puddle.

Yang Xiaoji's clothes were carbonized, sparks came out, his face became pitch black, and the black smoke rose more and more, no matter what, Yang Xiaoji was hopeless.

A living life just disappeared in front of his eyes, Yan Shi closed his eyes in pain.

The hopeless Yang Xiaoji withdrew his feet with difficulty, ran to the corner, and found a broken wire. One end of the wire had fallen into the water, and he couldn't see it unless he looked carefully.

"Damn, who is so wicked!" Yang Xiaoji couldn't help yelling, looked up, saw Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong staring at him blankly, Yang Xiaoji touched his face, suddenly remembered that he was electrocuted, hehe two Sound, the expression is a little embarrassed.

Luo Yunsong looked at his phone, it was just past twelve midnight.

The second round of catastrophe was hit by Yang Xiaoji, who took advantage of him.

Yang Xiaoji's clothes were pitch-black, his face was pitch-black, his hair was blown into an afro, but he was still alive!

Is that human being? !It's insulated, and it's humanoid...

Suddenly, an incredible idea popped up in Luo Yunsong's mind.

Could it be...he is a blow-up doll who has become a genius?