I just want to be a vegetable

Since having Yangyang, in order to develop the good habits of Yangyang, the Xiangyang family has set up many rules, such as doing their own things by themselves, dividing housework and so on.

Therefore, Cheng Zhiyuan was in charge of cooking, Xiang Xiang was in charge of washing dishes, and Yang Yang was in charge of eating.

Since Cheng Zhiyuan has always been the chef of their family, he longed to be a dishwasher all the time, so much so that he wanted to go on strike.

The longing for these two days was really unbearable, so she decided to switch with Cheng Zhiyuan, he would cook and Cheng Zhiyuan would wash the dishes.

Before making this decision, he searched the Internet for simple and nutritious recipes, recipes for lazy people, delicious and easy-to-make home-cooked recipes, etc.When Cheng Zhiyuan was cooking, he deliberately went to the kitchen to steal the teacher and eat by the way.

In this way, I yearn to go through "assault training" and start "cooking".After a long night of tossing, Yang Yang was so hungry that he was tired, and the fruit he yearned for was finally brought to the table.

It looks pretty good, Yang Yang saw that his saliva was about to drip, and after starting it, Bajie gulped down like eating ginseng fruit.

Yearning asked Yang Yang to eat slowly while looking at Cheng Zhiyuan, expecting: "How is it? Is it okay?"

Cheng Zhiyuan chewed the food in his mouth slowly, and after swallowing, he said slowly: "It's delicious. But there is still room for improvement."

Xiang Xiang took a bite of the dish himself, but he didn't taste much, so he changed it to another one, which tasted a bit burnt. He finally knew how much room for improvement Cheng Zhiyuan said.

But he was comforted by watching Yang Yang gobble it up, maybe it's not so unpalatable, isn't Yang Yang eating very happily!

In the next few days, Xiangxiang thought that his cooking skills had improved a lot, from the previous over-salted or under-salted or uneven salting, to the current taste is moderate;

From being unable to eat anything just because of the appearance, to now I can know the types of food.

After eating the things he made for several days, he yearned to forget the taste of Cheng Zhiyuan's food.

Just when he was puffing himself up, he found that Yang Yang's food intake seemed to be getting smaller, and the previous dead food was gone.

He began to think whether he was blindly confident?

Every time I ask the father and son how they taste, Cheng Zhiyuan will usually say that he has improved, and Yang Yang will give him a thumbs up. Now I think it is very likely that they will close their eyes and brag.

In order to get a fair evaluation, Yearning deliberately asked Yang Yang alone when Cheng Zhiyuan was busy in the study: "Is the food that Dad cooks delicious? Yang Yang must be honest!"

Yang Yang's small eyes rolled around, and seeing that Cheng Zhiyuan was not nearby, he leaned close to Xiang Xiang's ear, put his arms around his neck and said in a breathy voice: "Old Dou said, if it doesn't taste good, Dad will be sad."

Yearning can't laugh or cry, but she holds a glimmer of hope: "Is it really so unpalatable?"

Yang Yang thought for a long time, his little lips opened and closed for a long time but couldn't utter a single word, and Xiang Xiang stopped asking: "Oh, I see."

Yang Yang hurriedly kissed Xiangqian: "Dad, I still love you very much! Don't be sad, I will finish my meal obediently!"

Yearning pinched his face helplessly, and thought, it seems that he should resume his job as a "dishwasher".

The next day, Cheng Zhiyuan returned to the position of the head chef, Yang Yang ate his mouth full of greasy food, yearning to compare the difference between his cooking skills and Cheng Zhiyuan's cooking skills while eating, and finally came to the conclusion that his cooking skills were not called cooking skills at all, but cooked. , can eat only.After clarifying this point, he became even more depressed. He really didn't have the talent to cook, and the dishes seemed to take a lifetime to wash.

After the meal, I longed to clean up the dishes, and watched the father and son slumped on the sofa watching TV comfortably after the meal. I was hit and not only did not get comfort, but I had to wash the dishes, and my heart was very unbalanced.

Yearning to put the bowls and chopsticks in the sink, deliberately making loud noises to attract Yang Yang's glance, yearning immediately remembered.

"Yangyang, come on, do Dad a favor!"

Yang Yang looked at the kitchen, and then at the wonderful cartoon that was being broadcast, his little face was full of tangles.

Cheng Zhiyuan said with a smile: "Go, your father seems to be unhappy, Yang Yang go to coax him. Dad will tell you after the animation." Only then Yang Yang moved his short legs and walked to the kitchen with difficulty.

Xiangqian moved a chair and hugged Yang Yang up: "Come on, help Dad wash the dishes. Dad is responsible for washing the dishes, and the baby is responsible for drying them, okay?"

Yang Yang was a little reluctant, and thinking about what Cheng Zhiyuan said to coax his father, he reluctantly agreed.

Yearning wanted to have someone to accompany him when he was busy alone, but later decided to ask Yang Yang to help.

Originally, exercising Yangyang to do housework was also in their plan, but Yangyang is not tall enough, and the sink can't even reach it. Thinking about him growing up, it's good to exercise in advance now.

The sound of cartoons in the living room reached Yang Yang's ears, and he began to lose his mind, wanting to jump off the chair and go back to the living room, but also felt that if he promised his father, he couldn't say nothing, he would turn into a puppy.

He thought for a while, and said to Xiangxiang: "Dad, our teacher said that you have to do your own things by yourself, so you are a good boy."

Xiangqian heard what the little ghost meant, and smiled secretly, can you escape my eyes with your small intestines?

Xiang Xiang said solemnly: "The teacher is right. But washing dishes is our job, so we have to do it together."

Yang Yang tilted his neck to think about the meaning of Xiang Xiang's words, but still couldn't understand: "Why is it our business?"

"Does Yang Yang like to eat the rice cooked by Laodou?"

"Uh-huh--"

"If Dad cooks and Dad does the dishes, then won't Yang Yang have any good food?"

"Yes."

"In order to eat delicious food, does Yang Yang have to help Dad wash the dishes?"

Yang Yang vaguely felt that something was wrong, but it sounded very reasonable, so he nodded in a daze, and gave up his decision to watch cartoons.

For him, eating delicious food must be more attractive than watching cartoons.

On the other side, Cheng Zhiyuan waited for a while and didn't see Yang Yang coming out, he felt relieved, Yang Yang really grew up, he didn't watch cartoons just to help his father.

Yangyang Kindergarten will have a performance next month, which is held to welcome the inspection of the Education Bureau, so the school leaders attach great importance to it, and Yangyang, a child who likes to sing and has won a class award, is naturally very excited.

There is still more than half a month before the show, but each class has already started the preliminary selection, pick out the better programs from the class, and then compete between classes, the final selected program can participate in the show.

Teacher Chen, the head teacher of the Yangyang class, also personally guides the rehearsal matters. Although his guidance is basically verbal, the specific implementation is generally done by Teacher Qiu.

Although Mr. Qiu knew that Mrs. Chen usually gave her the dirty and tiring work, and she got to the front of the limelight, but who said that she was less senior than him, so she could only concentrate on doing her own work well.

After Yang Yang told the news to the two fathers, the two fathers supported him very much and encouraged him to practice hard and strive to stand out in the class competition and participate in the school performance.

At this time, the music room at home can fully play its role. Yang Yang goes to the music room to sing every day when he comes home from school, and he doesn't watch his favorite cartoons.

This day, Cheng Zhiyuan worked overtime again, yearning to go home first, Cheng Zhiyuan told him to order takeaway if he didn't want to cook, and don't just wait for him to come back to cook, or he would starve to death.

When Cheng Zhiyuan returned home, the house was quiet, but the lights in the house were all on.

Cheng Zhiyuan put away his bag and went to the bedroom to check, but there was no one there.I went to Yangyang's room to look again, but there was still no one there.

He tried to call a few times, but no one answered him.He also wondered whether Yearning changed his old idea of ​​being able to lie still and not move, and took Yang Yang out for dinner?But leaving the lights on when you go out is not like the style you yearn for.

He poured a glass of water, and after drinking the water, he took out his mobile phone and was about to call Xiang Xiang, when he raised his head and faced the door of the music room, he remembered that there was still this room that he hadn't entered to see.

When they installed the music room, the sound insulation effect was very good. Once the door was closed, no matter how much you screamed inside, you couldn't hear any sound from outside.

Cheng Zhiyuan put down his phone and walked to the music room.He unscrewed the doorknob, and as soon as he opened a crack, the background music with strong rhythm of Legend of Phoenix popped out, and then the voices of the two fathers and sons——

Yangyang: "My lady."

Longing: "Aha——"

Yang Yang: "I really want to sing love songs and watch the most beautiful fireworks. My lady."

Longing: "Aha——"

Yang Yang: "Sing love songs with you, watch the most beautiful fireworks."

Longing: "You accompany me to sing love songs, watch the most beautiful fireworks, hold hands in the city, my love trembles for you. After leaving many winds and rains, I fall in love with singing love songs. You are the star of the night, all I really love."

Yang Yang: "My lady." She twisted her waist.

Longing: "Aha—" the ending sound is very long.

Yang Yang: "I really want to sing love songs and watch the most beautiful fireworks. My lady."

Longing: "Aha——"

Yang Yang: "Sing love songs with you, watch the most beautiful fireworks.  …

If the water he drank just now hadn't been swallowed, Cheng Zhiyuan should be able to spit out a waterfall by now.

Before Yangyang went to school, Cheng Zhiyuan's mother came to help them look after their children because they both wanted to go to work.

Perhaps it was because Cheng's mother often took Xiao Yangyang to dance in the square at that time, and Yang Yang was obsessed with square dancing.

After the music room was installed, the first song he sang in it was the most dazzling national style, and he also transformed into a singing and dancing singer.However, it was still not as frightening as the two of them sang this song together today...

Cheng Zhiyuan shook his hands, and when they didn't notice him, he wanted to close the door and go out.Unexpectedly, Xiangxiang just turned around at this moment and saw him at the door.

Xiang Xiang immediately cast a wink at him, and with a seductive finger, his tone rose: "Lady—"

Cheng Zhiyuan had goosebumps all over his body, this was not over yet, Yang Yang also saw him, imitated his yearning and blew him a kiss, and also pointed at him and sang: "Lady——"

Cheng Zhiyuan vomited blood in his heart: ah, please spare me!You two are indeed father and son!

Before Cheng Zhiyuan finished vomiting, he was dragged in by those two people. There was a burst of wild laughter and a helpless struggling sound from the crack of the door, and as the door was closed tightly, it disappeared into the music room.