I just want to be a vegetable
Chapter 15 Durian
The Yangyang class quickly selected several programs, including solo and co-stars, and his solo was among them.
According to their program, Ms. Qiu arranged a musical by herself. There are many characters in it. She wanted to put all the selected people into the musical. The probability of winning in the international competition is higher.
Teacher Chen, the head teacher, also agrees with Teacher Qiu's decision. He usually doesn't pay much attention to the specialties of each student, so he doesn't have much say in the arrangement of each character in the play.
Teacher Qiu chose Yang Yang as the lead singer to play the role of the little prince. The princess is sweet-looking Tian Tian, and the backup dancers are selected children who are good at dancing. The chubby Zhu Li is the main character of the audience, from the tree stump to the gate All by him.
In the end, there is still a role of the king. Mr. Qiu considered between Yu Junchi and Li Ji, and he preferred Li Ji who is more expressive.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Chen, who had been silent all this time, said, "The king should choose Yu Junchi."
"But I think Li Ji is more suitable."
"Just Yu Junchi, do you still need to consider this?" Teacher Chen continued in a low voice: "It's not like you don't know about his family."
Teacher Qiu gave him a supercilious look in his heart: Isn't it because Yu Junchi's family has a background, so he wants to flatter others!Snob!
Mr. Chen didn't expect that his flattery could not be filmed, and Yu Junchi had no interest in participating in the performance at all.
No matter how tempting Mr. Chen tried to persuade him, all he got was shaking his head.In the end, he had no choice but to give up and chose Li Ji according to Teacher Qiu's arrangement.
During the rehearsal process, Zhu Li always lost the chain, as long as there was a plot to get close to Yang Yang, he would not listen to the arrangement and stay away.
After Mr. Qiu corrected it many times, he was also very helpless. When he asked him why, his answer was only two words, "I don't want to."
Later, Teacher Qiu wanted to change people, and finally asked him again: "Why didn't you listen to the teacher?"
Zhu Li also felt that the teacher was unhappy, and replied in a low voice: "Because he is sick, I don't want to be with him."
"Who is sick?"
"Xiangyang."
Teacher Qiu looked at Yangyang strangely: "Are you sick?"
Yang Yang was also puzzled and shook his head: "Teacher Qiu, I'm not sick."
Teacher Qiu was even more puzzled, so he had to give Zhu Li an ultimatum: "Look, Xiang Yang also said that he is not sick. What are you afraid of? If you don't cooperate with other children in rehearsing, the teacher will have to change."
Of course, Zhu Li didn't want to give up the opportunity he finally got to be on stage. In the end, he could only reluctantly obey the arrangement and finish rehearsing the musical successfully. Seeing that he was willing to cooperate, Teacher Qiu stopped mentioning the replacement.
After a week of hard rehearsal, they finally ushered in the inter-class competition.Because of the creativity of their class program, the children's performances are in place, and the singing and dancing are also very attractive, they were finally selected into the list of school performances.
Yang Yang immediately told the good news to the two fathers. In order to reward him, the two fathers promised to buy him something they liked, and Yang Yang chose durian.
"Baby, can we change it? Anything but durian." Xiangqian couldn't eat durian, and couldn't even smell the smell.
"But, I want to eat durian right now." Yang Yang pouted forward, winked at Cheng Zhiyuan, looking for an alliance.Because in this family, apart from yearning, they are all durian lovers.
Cheng Zhiyuan looked at the two babies, and pinched the little baby's face: "Baby, can we change it to durian candy? Let you eat a few more, plus a toy car, okay? You see, Dad doesn't like durian, it's just the two of us." If you can eat it, Dad will be very sad."
Yang Yang thought for a while, then nodded: "Then, that's fine, don't make Dad feel sad."
Of course, Xiang Xiang could hear the grievance in this little nonsense, and he sighed: "Okay, if you buy durian, you can buy durian! But the old rules, you can't eat it in the kitchen, you can't eat it in the living room, you can't eat it in the master bedroom."
"Yeah! Dad is so nice! Let's eat in my room! It won't affect Dad!"
Xiang Xiang shook his head helplessly, Cheng Zhiyuan rubbed his hair pamperingly to show comfort, Xiang Xiang shook his head and glared at him: "You two wait, one day I will find something you two can't eat, in front of you If you eat the noodles, you will be pissed off!"
"There is nothing we can't eat!" The two replied in unison.
Longing no longer cares about them.
Yearning to work alone in the study, and those two hiding in Yangyang's room to eat durian, he is also happy to be leisurely. In the few days before the smell of durian dissipates, he can not put Yangyang to sleep and accompany him to do homework, completely throwing his hands away. Cheng Zhiyuan, this is what you lose and you gain!
In the room, the two were whispering something, Yang Yang leaned into Cheng Zhiyuan's ear and whispered something, Cheng Zhiyuan smiled and pinched the tip of his nose: "Little villain!"
After eating the durian and packing up, the father and son went to take a bath together.After taking a bath, Cheng Zhiyuan stayed behind to coax Yangyang to sleep.
"Old man, what is a horror movie?"
"Huh? Who told you about horror movies?"
"They say you can't be brave if you haven't seen a horror movie, is that true? I haven't seen any."
"Horror movies are movies that can scare people. There will be many scary things and scary people. But whether you are brave or not has nothing to do with whether you have watched horror movies. Some people are very brave, but they don't like watching horror movies. piece."
Yang Yang half understood: "Then, can I watch horror movies?"
Cheng Zhiyuan paused, and said: "Yes, when you are free, Dad and Dad will watch it with you."
After getting a satisfactory answer, Yang Yang closed his eyes with peace of mind, Cheng Zhiyuan kissed his forehead, put his hands outside into the quilt, turned off the light and went out.
Cheng Zhiyuan walked out of Yangyang's room and saw light leaking from the crack in the door of the study, so he guessed that Xiangxiang was still working.
He walked over and opened the study door, only to see Xiangqian lying on the desk and falling asleep, the notebook was already in standby mode, and a pen fell from the ground.
Cheng Zhiyuan walked over with light steps, leaned down and kissed his ear.Yearning for a hum, and went back to sleep.Cheng Zhiyuan simply picked him up and whispered in his ear: "Go back to the room and sleep again."
Xiangqian was woken up by his hug, wrapped his arms around his neck and murmured: "Yangyang is asleep?"
"Sleep."
"Put me down, isn't it heavy?"
"It's not heavy. How can you be your husband if you can't hold your own baby?"
"You talk a lot." Xiang Xiang stretched out her neck and kissed Cheng Zhiyuan's lips, not letting him speak.
Cheng Zhiyuan deepened the kiss, and was so teased by Yearning that he was about to go to Fa-rectification on the spot, but was pushed away by Yearning: "It smells like durian, it stinks!"
Cheng Zhiyuan said aggrievedly: "I've already brushed my teeth!"
Yearning to break away from his arms: "Go and brush again! Go into the room again when you're bored."
Cheng Zhiyuan walked to the bathroom dumbfounded, longing to go to the bedroom.Cheng Zhiyuan brushed his teeth again, heaved a sigh of relief, still worried.
He thought for a while, and unscrewed Yangyang's children's toothpaste. He remembered yearning to boast that Yangyang's toothpaste was delicious, and he wanted to take a bite when he smelled it.
Since having Yang Yang, the focus of the two of them is obviously biased towards the children, and the world between the two has become less.
Although they did not avoid their children in their daily intimacy, the activities of the two of them were always delayed due to various problems with the children.Finally caught the opportunity tonight, Cheng Zhiyuan didn't want to let him go.
After brushing his teeth twice, Cheng Zhiyuan walked towards the bedroom in satisfaction.Cheng Zhiyuan's feet quickened, his heart itched unbearably, imagining that he was lying on the bed like a grandpa, staring at him with those peach blossom eyes, he couldn't stand it.
The imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Yearning fell asleep again, and the quilt was squeezed into a ball and held in his arms.
Cheng Zhiyuan sighed, turned off the light, hugged Xiangqian from behind, and kissed him stamina: "Good night, baby."
In a beautiful morning, longing is not awakened by a kiss, but by a smell.He frowned and opened his eyes, only to see a durian skin dangling from the tip of his nose in front of him, the hand holding it was undoubtedly the little villain Yang Yang.
Xiangqian blocked the durian skin with her hands, sat up, covered her nose and said, "Okay, Xiang Xiaoyang, dare to tease Dad with durian."
Smiling, Yang Yang brought the durian skin closer to Xiangqian, who was tricked by him into running all over the bedroom, and the whole bedroom was filled with the smell of durian.He couldn't bear to open the door and run out.Yang Yang still didn't let him go, and ran after him.
Xiang Xiang ran and yelled: "Cheng Zhiyuan, come and take care of your son, it's going to be the wrong way!"
"Hehehe, Dad is a coward, even afraid of durians!"
One big and one small made a noise in the living room, Cheng Zhiyuan was calmly cooking breakfast in the kitchen, the corners of his mouth curled up greatly.
The so-called extreme joy begets sorrow, Yang Yang tripped over something when he was chasing after him, Xiang Xiang rushed over, and was about to help him up, when Yang Yang stood up, holding the durian hand and suddenly moved towards him: "Ha Haha, it stinks!"
Xiang Xiang patted his little butt, turned his face to avoid the durian skin, and said helplessly: "I still don't forget to play tricks on people after I fell, get up quickly, does it hurt?"
"Hee hee, it doesn't hurt at all!" Yang Yang got up, Xiang Xiang patted the ashes on his pants, took the opportunity to take the durian skin from his hand, pinched his nose and threw it into the trash can.
"Go change your clothes by yourself. After changing, it's time to make breakfast."
Yang Yang obediently went into the room to change clothes, Xiang Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, spread out on the sofa, tilted his head and buried it in his arms, intending to take the opportunity to squat for a few more minutes.
Yang Yang changed his clothes and came out. Seeing his father nestled on the sofa, looking very aggrieved, he carefully tapped Xiangqian's arm with his finger: "Dad, are you angry?"
Yearning to hold back a laugh, thinking of teasing Yang Yang.He shook his shoulders, twitched his nose a few times as if crying, Yang Yang believed it was true, imitated the tone of yearning just now and shouted to the kitchen: "Old Dou, come and see your wife, he is crying!"
Xiang Xiang was really annoyed by him, and raised his head: "Hey boy, who taught you this word? Think about it again?" As he spoke, he trapped Yang Yang in his arms, pinched the corners of his mouth with both hands and pulled him to the sides.
"Wow, la la, old... wow, you#&?" Yang Yang was so pinched by him that he couldn't complete a sentence.
Yearning to let go, Yang Yang took advantage of the situation to squeeze his mouth: "Dad is a wife, Laodou is a husband, and I am a baby!"
"Both ancestors, come to have breakfast!" Cheng Zhiyuan ended their fight.
For the next few days, Yearning was woken up by the smell of durians, and he was not spared until the skins of the durians were all wilted.
According to their program, Ms. Qiu arranged a musical by herself. There are many characters in it. She wanted to put all the selected people into the musical. The probability of winning in the international competition is higher.
Teacher Chen, the head teacher, also agrees with Teacher Qiu's decision. He usually doesn't pay much attention to the specialties of each student, so he doesn't have much say in the arrangement of each character in the play.
Teacher Qiu chose Yang Yang as the lead singer to play the role of the little prince. The princess is sweet-looking Tian Tian, and the backup dancers are selected children who are good at dancing. The chubby Zhu Li is the main character of the audience, from the tree stump to the gate All by him.
In the end, there is still a role of the king. Mr. Qiu considered between Yu Junchi and Li Ji, and he preferred Li Ji who is more expressive.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Chen, who had been silent all this time, said, "The king should choose Yu Junchi."
"But I think Li Ji is more suitable."
"Just Yu Junchi, do you still need to consider this?" Teacher Chen continued in a low voice: "It's not like you don't know about his family."
Teacher Qiu gave him a supercilious look in his heart: Isn't it because Yu Junchi's family has a background, so he wants to flatter others!Snob!
Mr. Chen didn't expect that his flattery could not be filmed, and Yu Junchi had no interest in participating in the performance at all.
No matter how tempting Mr. Chen tried to persuade him, all he got was shaking his head.In the end, he had no choice but to give up and chose Li Ji according to Teacher Qiu's arrangement.
During the rehearsal process, Zhu Li always lost the chain, as long as there was a plot to get close to Yang Yang, he would not listen to the arrangement and stay away.
After Mr. Qiu corrected it many times, he was also very helpless. When he asked him why, his answer was only two words, "I don't want to."
Later, Teacher Qiu wanted to change people, and finally asked him again: "Why didn't you listen to the teacher?"
Zhu Li also felt that the teacher was unhappy, and replied in a low voice: "Because he is sick, I don't want to be with him."
"Who is sick?"
"Xiangyang."
Teacher Qiu looked at Yangyang strangely: "Are you sick?"
Yang Yang was also puzzled and shook his head: "Teacher Qiu, I'm not sick."
Teacher Qiu was even more puzzled, so he had to give Zhu Li an ultimatum: "Look, Xiang Yang also said that he is not sick. What are you afraid of? If you don't cooperate with other children in rehearsing, the teacher will have to change."
Of course, Zhu Li didn't want to give up the opportunity he finally got to be on stage. In the end, he could only reluctantly obey the arrangement and finish rehearsing the musical successfully. Seeing that he was willing to cooperate, Teacher Qiu stopped mentioning the replacement.
After a week of hard rehearsal, they finally ushered in the inter-class competition.Because of the creativity of their class program, the children's performances are in place, and the singing and dancing are also very attractive, they were finally selected into the list of school performances.
Yang Yang immediately told the good news to the two fathers. In order to reward him, the two fathers promised to buy him something they liked, and Yang Yang chose durian.
"Baby, can we change it? Anything but durian." Xiangqian couldn't eat durian, and couldn't even smell the smell.
"But, I want to eat durian right now." Yang Yang pouted forward, winked at Cheng Zhiyuan, looking for an alliance.Because in this family, apart from yearning, they are all durian lovers.
Cheng Zhiyuan looked at the two babies, and pinched the little baby's face: "Baby, can we change it to durian candy? Let you eat a few more, plus a toy car, okay? You see, Dad doesn't like durian, it's just the two of us." If you can eat it, Dad will be very sad."
Yang Yang thought for a while, then nodded: "Then, that's fine, don't make Dad feel sad."
Of course, Xiang Xiang could hear the grievance in this little nonsense, and he sighed: "Okay, if you buy durian, you can buy durian! But the old rules, you can't eat it in the kitchen, you can't eat it in the living room, you can't eat it in the master bedroom."
"Yeah! Dad is so nice! Let's eat in my room! It won't affect Dad!"
Xiang Xiang shook his head helplessly, Cheng Zhiyuan rubbed his hair pamperingly to show comfort, Xiang Xiang shook his head and glared at him: "You two wait, one day I will find something you two can't eat, in front of you If you eat the noodles, you will be pissed off!"
"There is nothing we can't eat!" The two replied in unison.
Longing no longer cares about them.
Yearning to work alone in the study, and those two hiding in Yangyang's room to eat durian, he is also happy to be leisurely. In the few days before the smell of durian dissipates, he can not put Yangyang to sleep and accompany him to do homework, completely throwing his hands away. Cheng Zhiyuan, this is what you lose and you gain!
In the room, the two were whispering something, Yang Yang leaned into Cheng Zhiyuan's ear and whispered something, Cheng Zhiyuan smiled and pinched the tip of his nose: "Little villain!"
After eating the durian and packing up, the father and son went to take a bath together.After taking a bath, Cheng Zhiyuan stayed behind to coax Yangyang to sleep.
"Old man, what is a horror movie?"
"Huh? Who told you about horror movies?"
"They say you can't be brave if you haven't seen a horror movie, is that true? I haven't seen any."
"Horror movies are movies that can scare people. There will be many scary things and scary people. But whether you are brave or not has nothing to do with whether you have watched horror movies. Some people are very brave, but they don't like watching horror movies. piece."
Yang Yang half understood: "Then, can I watch horror movies?"
Cheng Zhiyuan paused, and said: "Yes, when you are free, Dad and Dad will watch it with you."
After getting a satisfactory answer, Yang Yang closed his eyes with peace of mind, Cheng Zhiyuan kissed his forehead, put his hands outside into the quilt, turned off the light and went out.
Cheng Zhiyuan walked out of Yangyang's room and saw light leaking from the crack in the door of the study, so he guessed that Xiangxiang was still working.
He walked over and opened the study door, only to see Xiangqian lying on the desk and falling asleep, the notebook was already in standby mode, and a pen fell from the ground.
Cheng Zhiyuan walked over with light steps, leaned down and kissed his ear.Yearning for a hum, and went back to sleep.Cheng Zhiyuan simply picked him up and whispered in his ear: "Go back to the room and sleep again."
Xiangqian was woken up by his hug, wrapped his arms around his neck and murmured: "Yangyang is asleep?"
"Sleep."
"Put me down, isn't it heavy?"
"It's not heavy. How can you be your husband if you can't hold your own baby?"
"You talk a lot." Xiang Xiang stretched out her neck and kissed Cheng Zhiyuan's lips, not letting him speak.
Cheng Zhiyuan deepened the kiss, and was so teased by Yearning that he was about to go to Fa-rectification on the spot, but was pushed away by Yearning: "It smells like durian, it stinks!"
Cheng Zhiyuan said aggrievedly: "I've already brushed my teeth!"
Yearning to break away from his arms: "Go and brush again! Go into the room again when you're bored."
Cheng Zhiyuan walked to the bathroom dumbfounded, longing to go to the bedroom.Cheng Zhiyuan brushed his teeth again, heaved a sigh of relief, still worried.
He thought for a while, and unscrewed Yangyang's children's toothpaste. He remembered yearning to boast that Yangyang's toothpaste was delicious, and he wanted to take a bite when he smelled it.
Since having Yang Yang, the focus of the two of them is obviously biased towards the children, and the world between the two has become less.
Although they did not avoid their children in their daily intimacy, the activities of the two of them were always delayed due to various problems with the children.Finally caught the opportunity tonight, Cheng Zhiyuan didn't want to let him go.
After brushing his teeth twice, Cheng Zhiyuan walked towards the bedroom in satisfaction.Cheng Zhiyuan's feet quickened, his heart itched unbearably, imagining that he was lying on the bed like a grandpa, staring at him with those peach blossom eyes, he couldn't stand it.
The imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Yearning fell asleep again, and the quilt was squeezed into a ball and held in his arms.
Cheng Zhiyuan sighed, turned off the light, hugged Xiangqian from behind, and kissed him stamina: "Good night, baby."
In a beautiful morning, longing is not awakened by a kiss, but by a smell.He frowned and opened his eyes, only to see a durian skin dangling from the tip of his nose in front of him, the hand holding it was undoubtedly the little villain Yang Yang.
Xiangqian blocked the durian skin with her hands, sat up, covered her nose and said, "Okay, Xiang Xiaoyang, dare to tease Dad with durian."
Smiling, Yang Yang brought the durian skin closer to Xiangqian, who was tricked by him into running all over the bedroom, and the whole bedroom was filled with the smell of durian.He couldn't bear to open the door and run out.Yang Yang still didn't let him go, and ran after him.
Xiang Xiang ran and yelled: "Cheng Zhiyuan, come and take care of your son, it's going to be the wrong way!"
"Hehehe, Dad is a coward, even afraid of durians!"
One big and one small made a noise in the living room, Cheng Zhiyuan was calmly cooking breakfast in the kitchen, the corners of his mouth curled up greatly.
The so-called extreme joy begets sorrow, Yang Yang tripped over something when he was chasing after him, Xiang Xiang rushed over, and was about to help him up, when Yang Yang stood up, holding the durian hand and suddenly moved towards him: "Ha Haha, it stinks!"
Xiang Xiang patted his little butt, turned his face to avoid the durian skin, and said helplessly: "I still don't forget to play tricks on people after I fell, get up quickly, does it hurt?"
"Hee hee, it doesn't hurt at all!" Yang Yang got up, Xiang Xiang patted the ashes on his pants, took the opportunity to take the durian skin from his hand, pinched his nose and threw it into the trash can.
"Go change your clothes by yourself. After changing, it's time to make breakfast."
Yang Yang obediently went into the room to change clothes, Xiang Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, spread out on the sofa, tilted his head and buried it in his arms, intending to take the opportunity to squat for a few more minutes.
Yang Yang changed his clothes and came out. Seeing his father nestled on the sofa, looking very aggrieved, he carefully tapped Xiangqian's arm with his finger: "Dad, are you angry?"
Yearning to hold back a laugh, thinking of teasing Yang Yang.He shook his shoulders, twitched his nose a few times as if crying, Yang Yang believed it was true, imitated the tone of yearning just now and shouted to the kitchen: "Old Dou, come and see your wife, he is crying!"
Xiang Xiang was really annoyed by him, and raised his head: "Hey boy, who taught you this word? Think about it again?" As he spoke, he trapped Yang Yang in his arms, pinched the corners of his mouth with both hands and pulled him to the sides.
"Wow, la la, old... wow, you#&?" Yang Yang was so pinched by him that he couldn't complete a sentence.
Yearning to let go, Yang Yang took advantage of the situation to squeeze his mouth: "Dad is a wife, Laodou is a husband, and I am a baby!"
"Both ancestors, come to have breakfast!" Cheng Zhiyuan ended their fight.
For the next few days, Yearning was woken up by the smell of durians, and he was not spared until the skins of the durians were all wilted.
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