I just want to be a vegetable

If time can be turned back, I would like to not listen to Jiang Tao 10 minutes ago, and come to the third canteen for dinner;

5 minutes ago, I would not walk while playing with my mobile phone and trip over a banana peel on the ground;

After falling 2 minutes ago, he will not fall forward in order to protect the phone.

But if there is no if, because at this moment, his whole body weight is on a boy, their lips are pressed together, and their eyes are staring at each other, looking at each other a little bit.

For about twenty seconds, there was only one sentence in his mind: the lips are quite soft.Don't ask him why he knew it was about twenty seconds, because he could hear the sound of his own heartbeat, and he even counted the frequency of his heartbeat inexplicably.

Stepping on a banana peel, slipping your feet, and throwing someone down, although this series of actions was completed in a few minutes, it was projected into slow motion in Xiangxiang's eyes.

After her mind was no longer blank, Xiang Xiang began to think, why did this kind of plot that only appeared in idol dramas happen to her?

Before he had time to think any more, the lips under him and his seal trembled, and he was so provoked that his hands grabbed the chest of the person under him indiscriminately, pushing him away from his body.

Xiang Xiang felt that his whole face and neck were hot, he didn't feel embarrassed to look at the boy, and apologized to his chest.

"It's okay. Be careful in the future. That..." Cheng Zhiyuan hadn't finished speaking, Xiang Xiang had already turned around to leave, so he stopped him loudly, "Student, your mobile phone!"

Only then did Xiang Xiang realize it, turned her head in embarrassment, and grabbed the phone that Cheng Zhiyuan handed over: "I'm sorry, ah no, thank you for that. Well, thank you."

Xiangqian's incoherent speech provoked a chuckle from the other side, Xiangqian couldn't help but looked up at him, facing those smiling eyes, Xiangqian quickly lowered his head again, and said in a low voice: "I didn't mean to..."

"Well——" Cheng Zhiyuan responded with a long smile, yearning to turn around and leave quickly without hesitation this time.

It is conceivable that during the meal time in the school cafeteria, the embarrassing scene of longing was naturally watched by many melon-eating students.

Yearning is very annoyed about his super good eyesight, which will see the snickers and pointers of his classmates all in his eyes, and he just wants to escape the scene quickly.

After leaving the gate of the third canteen, he let out a long sigh of relief.Although it was the end of September, he didn't feel the slightest bit of coolness.

Yearning was in a state of shutdown along the way, and when he was approaching the dormitory, he remembered that he hadn't eaten yet.So I walked to the nearest cafeteria and had a quick lunch.

When they returned to the dormitory, the other three were there.He Zhi was playing games, Xiangdong was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, Jiang Tao was sitting on the chair instead, leaning against the desk to enjoy the pleasant time after dinner.

Hearing the sound of Xiangqian opening the door and coming in, Jiang Tao looked at him: "How is it, is the food in the third canteen delicious?"

It's okay if you don't mention it, but when you mention the three canteens, Yearning will get angry: "Damn! Don't mention it, I'm going to lose weight today!"

"What?" He Zhi in the game was also aroused by the words of yearning.

Xiangdong on the bed also stretched his neck and poked his head out to look at him, with an air of all ears.

Looking forward to seeing them waiting and gloating, he sighed heavily: "Hey, I just tripped over a banana peel."

"Cut—" the three booed at the same time.

Yearning sat down at his desk, glanced at the afternoon class schedule, and then slowly calmed down his ups and downs.

The National Day is only a few days away, and it is the seven-day long holiday that everyone is looking forward to, but Xiang Xiang feels that the time passes too fast, because he is not in the expected team.

There are two public classes in the afternoon, and Xiang Xiang intends to take a nap.He took off his shirt, hung it on the back of the chair bare-chested, and climbed the steps to the bed above.

This is a four-person dormitory. Each person has an independent bed, which is a combination of upper bed, lower desk and wardrobe.

Yearning is very satisfied with the layout of the dormitory. When he lived in high school, because the dormitory was in the form of bunk beds, he slept in the lower bunk, and was always woken up by the movement of the upper bunk in the middle of the night.This is all right, it won't happen again.

Xiangqian climbed onto the bed, took off her trousers, covered her with a blanket, and closed her eyes to rest.Only at this moment did he feel that the school wasn't bad enough for nothing.

After the results of the college entrance examination came out, he resolutely chose this school among the two schools, not because it was better than the other school, but because this school was far away from home, which was enough for him to choose without hesitation .

However, the admission letter was sent only a week after other schools had started in this crappy school, which made him think that he had lost the admission.

Yearning came to this strange city by himself on a green leather train for more than [-] hours. Because the peak season of school start was staggered and there were not many people on the train, Yearning didn’t want to go all the way, so he chose the ticket specially. Later, he regretted it This pretentious decision by myself.

After reporting to the school, there will be two weeks of military training.Military training is nothing to him, just sweating.

But he didn't know how he attracted the attention of the instructors, and every time he was asked to demonstrate the new movements, so that he "famous" in the class, and his name was also special, and the students all loved him. Like to make fun of him.

He has always wondered, in terms of height, he is not the tallest in the class, at best he is at the upper-middle level;

In terms of appearance, it is not a super handsome type that can attract people's attention at a glance, it can only be said to be a good-looking type;

In terms of the standard of military training posture, let alone, he is not a person who likes to show off, so he just does normal military posture.

Later, a buddy told him that everything was because of his name, which deeply attracted the instructor's attention.name?Hehe, well, there is nothing he can do about it.

Today is the first day of class after the military training, and after lunch at noon, I gave him the crap about "relatives".

Alas, forget it, let's go buy a basketball tonight, and playing basketball will naturally improve your mood.Yearning to think so, fell asleep.

After the afternoon class, it was still early for dinner.

"Go to the Internet cafe?" Jiang Tao asked him.

Yearning shook his head: "I'm going to buy a basketball later, you can go by yourself."

Only then did Jiang Tao turn around and ask others.

When I was in high school, I yearned to play games in Internet cafes every day for a while, until I felt sick to myself.

After the second semester of the third year of high school, he regained his composure and began to study hard.Because he wanted to stay away from home, he had to get good grades in the exam to be eligible to choose schools in other provinces.

The third canteen was far away from their dormitory building, but it was close to the teaching building. When Yearning passed the third canteen, she subconsciously glanced at the door.

Although the appearance of the boy he "kissed" at noon has begun to blur in his mind, he always feels that the casual eyes of the students in front of the cafeteria seem to be teasing him.

His face was a little hot again, and he thought in his heart that he would never come to this cafeteria to eat again, no matter how delicious Jiang Tao praised the food here.He quickened his pace and walked past the No. [-] canteen and walked towards the school commercial street.

After buying the basketball, he went to the gymnasium. He didn't have an appointment, so he just wanted to play basketball alone. The feeling of sweating profusely was his favorite.

After playing, he went to the cafeteria to get a meal, and planned to go back to the dormitory to take a shower before eating. It would be perfect if he could watch a movie on He Zhi's computer after eating.

Only He Zhi has a computer in the dormitory, and he doesn't set a password. Anyone can use it when he doesn't use it.

Xiang Xiang walked towards the dormitory with a packed meal in one hand and a basketball in the other.

When he arrived downstairs in the dormitory, he saw a lot of people gathered at the bulletin board downstairs, and he also leaned over to take a look.It's okay if you don't look at it, but if you look at it, he will get angry.

The announcement said that the building was completely closed during the eleventh period, and students were not allowed to live on campus.The reason is that the building has to take advantage of the long holiday to carry out final renovations.

In short, the central idea of ​​the announcement is that because of the rush to start school, the exterior wall painting and some interior wall decoration work have not been done, and all the long holidays must be completed.

In a hurry to start school?In a hurry to start school and send the notice on the 8th?

Depend on!He can't live on campus, so where should he go for so many days?

Yearning walked to a tree angrily, and kicked the root of the tree with all his strength, and kicked himself so hard that it hurt.

"Hiss—" Xiangqian's hands were full of things, he threw the basketball at once, and rubbed and kicked his sore feet with his free hands.

There was a sneer from behind him, and he turned his head angrily: "Xiao Maoxiao! Is it funny?"

The man stopped laughing, but the breath out of his nose still carried the meaning of holding back the laughter.Xiang Xiang gave him a hard look, because it was getting late, and he didn't know if the other party had confiscated his eye knife, but he felt that the tall and thin figure looked familiar.

The man patted the basketball that had rolled to his feet toward Xiangqian, and Xiangqian took his own basketball with a soft snort.

The man took a deep look at him before turning around and walking away, leaving a sentence: "Self-harm is not a good way to vent—"

Hearing the familiar ending sound, Longing confirmed the identity of this person, isn't he the "Banana Brother" today!

What kind of luck did he have today, two consecutive embarrassments were under the nose of the same person!

Yearning went back to the dormitory depressed. Xiangdong was the only one in the dormitory. Yearning came out of the shower, turned on He Zhi's computer, and wanted to watch a movie while eating.

He turned on a movie, took a few mouthfuls of food, and the phone rang.He picked up the mobile phone on the table and saw his mother on it, he paused for a few seconds before answering it.

"Move, have you eaten yet?"

"Well, I'm eating."

"Today your grandma brought a lot of vegetables from her hometown. There are a lot of melons. I thought of you. Will you come back in a few days for the National Day?"

"Well... I don't know yet." Yearning hesitated.

"I'm freezing. Don't you like eating melons? When you come back, I'll make them for you. The melons grown by my hometown are very fragrant when fried. How many days are you on National Day?"

"Seven days."

"That can stay for a few days, have you booked a ticket?"

Xiang Xiang couldn't resist the fucking series of questions, and made a decision on the spur of the moment: "No, I'll order it later."

After hanging up the phone, Yearning minimized the opened movie, clicked on the ticket booking page, and checked the flight ticket information from school to home.

"You haven't booked a ticket yet? Hurry up and book, or you won't be able to book if it's too late." Xiang Dong enthusiastically said.

Yearning looked at the ticket price on the booking page, and said speechlessly, "Air tickets are so expensive!"

"Let's take the train, it's very comfortable to buy a soft sleeper ticket."

Yearning also felt that what he said made sense, so she clicked on the train ticket ordering page again.

"Don't look at it, just go down and buy it after eating. Our school has a purchasing agency, which is very convenient. I bought it the day before yesterday, and there are probably more people queuing up to buy it now."

Yearning hurriedly took a few mouthfuls of food, turned off the computer, stuffed a few tickets in his pocket, and went out to buy tickets.