The craziest top stream [entertainment circle]

A tricycle is a very small means of transportation for rural grandpas. It is fully pedaled by human feet, and there is a pocket at the back that can put some things.

Yu Bai felt that this thing was better than walking.

The 15 kilometers were all done by walking, and he himself had no problem, but Jinpeng and Yuanyue, two middle-aged men, probably had trouble with their legs and feet.

"Mr. Jin, Mr. Yuan, there is a tricycle over there, can we borrow it and use it?"

Before taking action, Yu Bai asked for his opinion. Not to mention that the two of them are senior figures in the entertainment industry, they are also Yu Bai's seniors in terms of age.

"Is there a tricycle?"

Jin Peng followed his gaze and found a very small car parked on the side of the road, with no one around.

"I didn't see anyone there, and this car is too small. It's best if we can find a car and take a ride, which will be faster."

He couldn't even imagine how long it would take them to reach their destination on this small tricycle.

That's true, but since they got off the car, there were many cars coming and going on the main road, and none of them turned into the side road to go with them.

From the mobile phone navigation, this is the only road that is the closest to their destination. If you want to change the road, you have to go around a big circle and enter from another intersection.

But that road looked no different from the one they were on now.

The same narrow, one-way street that only allows one car to pass.

Yuan Yue looked at the small road they were going to go, until the end of the long distance, and did not see anyone with a car.

"There is no car in this place to give you a ride. Does it look like there is a car passing by here? There is not even a battery car. I think Xiaoyu's way is good. Borrowing a tricycle is reliable."

Jin Peng said: "I want to borrow it too, but the owner of the car is not here, who can I borrow it from? Write an IOU and put it on the ground?"

At this time, Yu Bai walked over first, and looked around the car to check the situation. The car was not locked, and the condition was very new. It was definitely not without its owner that it was randomly abandoned on the side of the road.

"Uncle, borrow your tricycle! Uncle, borrow your tricycle!"

Yu Bai stood by the car and began to shout loudly.

Jinpeng and Yuanyue looked at each other, wondering: "Am I blind? Where did the uncle come from? The uncle of the Yellow Emperor's family?"

After the words fell, a head poked out behind the green belt next to it.

An old man in his 60s looked over suspiciously.

There are people!

Yu Bai ran over happily, started communicating with people, and within a short while borrowed the tricycle.

"Mr. Jin, Mr. Yuan, the car is borrowed, let's go!"

Jin Peng was still struggling with the "uncle" just now, and asked him: "Did you see someone?"

Yu Bai shook his head: "No, but I see that the car is new and unlocked, so it must belong to the owner, so I wanted to call out and try, but I didn't expect to be so lucky, that uncle is really beside me."

Jin Peng said: "Then how are you sure it's an uncle? What if it's an aunt?"

Of course Yu Bai wasn't sure, and said, "I'm going to call uncle twice, and aunt twice."

Jin Peng: "..." This luck is no one else, he is envious and jealous!

When the lemon essence possessed her body, she wanted to slap her: "Then what if it's a little girl?"

Yu Bai paused for a moment, imagining a little girl riding a tricycle, but he couldn't say that there really wasn't one, so he had no choice but to say, "Then I'll apologize."

Calling the little girl uncle is an apology.

The fans in the live broadcast room all went "hahaha".

[Mr. Jin's words sound so sour? 】

[Baishen is also lemon essence today. 】

【Mr. Big Bird, you are enough. 】

【Brother Yu Bai is really too cute. 】

[Then I apologize hahahahahaha! 】

[No need to apologize, brother, I will lend you my little tricycle. 】

[Teacher Yuan is awesome, he deserves to be the earliest national male god, my younger brother borrowed the car thanks to Teacher Yuan's face. 】

……

"Mr. Yuan, when we return the car, can you please return it with me?"

Yu Bai put his backpack into the pocket of the car, helped the two teachers into the car, and sat down against the front part.

Not to mention the seat in the small car, you can only sit down directly. Fortunately, there are two sacks in the car, one for each person, and the pants are not easy to get dirty.

The small three-wheeled wheel is really small. After two big men sat in it, it seemed a bit crowded, and their legs and feet couldn't let go.

Yuan Yue asked him, "What's wrong?"

Yu Bai recounted the matter of borrowing the car just now: "That uncle is your fan, he agreed to borrow the car only when he saw you here, so when I want to return the car, if he can see you, Should be happy."

Yuan Yue was very talkative on this matter, and immediately agreed.

Yu Bai waited for the two teachers to sit down, got into the "driving seat" by himself, stepped on the pedal vigorously, and set off slowly with the 300 kilograms in the small tricycle pocket.

The program team had already prepared for it. After Yu Bai and the others settled the means of transportation and were ready to set off, a fleet of battery cars came out from the corner at the back, and the followpds directly boarded the rider's car.

"Whahahaha! They have battery cars!"

Since it was Yu Bai, he couldn't help exclaiming and laughing all of a sudden. He was a little worried that the cameramen would carry the machine and follow them for 15 kilometers.

Now the Joker is himself.

Sure enough, even though Jin Peng and Yuan Yue had seen such scenes countless times, they couldn't help but want to take off their shoes and hit people - there was nothing else at hand.

"Xiao Yu, you have to get used to it. The style of our program group is to never be human. We are all little ants played and applauded by them."

"Of course, if you have a way to snatch a few cars from the show crew, that's your skill."

Yu Bai was curious: "Can I still grab it?"

Jinpeng laughed loudly: "Who stipulated that you can't encounter 'highway robbery' on the road? You beat them down one by one, what else can they do?"

Yu Bai: "Will they call the police?"

Yuan Yue: "That's not necessarily true."

Yu Bai: "...Forget it then."

Sitting in the back pocket of the car, Jinpeng and Yuanyue suddenly laughed: "This kid really wants to rob, and the tone of his voice is full of pity."

The little three-wheeler slowly set off on the road, and Yu Bai was carrying the two big brothers, and the ride was not easy.

He is tall, and the small tricycle is only as high as his thigh. When he sits on it and steps on it, his legs can't be straightened at all. After stepping on it for a while, his legs are very sore.

The two big brothers are quite leisurely in the back. The resident MC has gotten used to the peeing nature of this show. He dresses loosely and casually. He cannot bring food, but he can bring his own water bottle.

Two people, one made chrysanthemum wolfberry tea, one had American ginseng sliced ​​water, and clinked glasses before drinking, which was really formal.

Staying away from the main road, I have been walking towards the remote road, and the scenery along the way has gradually become more beautiful.

There are water and fields, and there are not so tall mountains not far away.

Jinpeng took a deep breath and said, "This place is really nice. It would be great if I could come here for the elderly and ensure my health."

Yuan Yue: "You have another retirement place to choose from."

Everywhere I go, this sentence appears.

Jinpeng: "Anyway, if you leave the city, find a place in the countryside, which is suitable for retirement... This place is so comfortable, I want to sing."

Yuan Yue: "Sing what?"

Jin Peng opened his mouth and came: "Little sister, I'll take the bow, brother, you walk on the shore..."

Yuan Yue burst out laughing.

Jinpeng was dissatisfied: "What are you laughing at, isn't this very appropriate?"

"The occasion, the occasion." Yuan Yue said funny words with a serious face, "Why don't we two old sisters just sit down?"

The fans in Jinpeng and Yuanyue's live broadcast room were overjoyed.

God damn old sister!

Yu Bai was out of breath, and after riding for a short distance, he felt tired, and the bike was really too slow.

It was already noon, and not only was I hungry, but the sun was still very strong, and I was getting a little sunburned.

Yuan Yue didn't hear Yu Bai's voice, and wanted him to speak.

"Xiao Yu, are you tired, do you want to take a rest?"

"Okay, Mr. Yuan, please sit still, I'll take a rest."

So, Yu Bai stopped and braked the car, his long legs pushed off the car, but one hand was still holding on to the handlebar.

He moved his legs a bit, feeling that it would be unreliable to go on like this, so he aimed his gaze at the camera next to him that was taking pictures of him.

Camera: "..." What is this going to do, he is a little scared!

In the live broadcast room, Yu Bai stared straight at the camera, as if he had penetrated the space and directly met the eyes of the fans watching the live broadcast.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 】

[My brother killed me too much, is it so emotional? 】

[What is this for?Are you really going to rob the show crew? 】

[Robbery program group +1]

[Fight, fight! 】

Jinpeng and Yuanyue couldn't sit still anymore and got out of the car.

"Little Yubai, what are you doing?"

Yu Bai politely asked the staff of the program group driving the battery car: "Hello, teacher, I would like to ask, if I want to rob your car, how can I rob it?"

This was probably the first time the show crew and fans before the live broadcast saw such a polite robber.

The program has been recorded for so many episodes, Yu Bai is not the first one who wants to rob the program group, and he probably won't be the last.

"If you win, I can give you the car."

The staff members wore masks and hats, only showing a pair of eyes, he looked at Yu Bai's thin and tall figure, and said very confidently.

Yu Bai pointed to the staff on several other battery cars: "Is it all right if you win? They don't care?"

The staff member nodded: "You only need to win against one person, and you can choose your own opponent."

This seems to be generous, but looking at the figures of these staff members, almost every one of them is tall and burly, with thighs thicker than Yu Bai's waist, let alone the staff of the program team, they are all the bodyguards of a certain big star , also makes sense.

Jinpeng and Yuanyue come to pull Yu Bai.

"Forget it, kid, let's just ride slowly, don't send it to your door to be beaten by the society."

"There have been so many episodes of the show, so far no one has successfully robbed. Look at Mr. Jin's front teeth, Beer Xin, they all ended up failing in robbing."

Of course this is a joke.

Jin Peng stretched out his foot and kicked Yuan Yue's ass.

Yuan Yue hid to the side: "Isn't this to persuade the children? Make a sacrifice and be a negative example."

Then Jinpeng withdrew his foot, turned his head and said to Yu Bai: "Yes, look at my teeth, this one was knocked out last time, this one was knocked out last time, you are still young, and the money you earn cannot It's all used to fill teeth!"

Yu Bai: "Teacher, I have practiced martial arts, let me try."

Jinpeng and Yuanyue saw that Yu Bai was not doing a program effect, but really wanted to try it. The two looked at each other, and suddenly went over to speak harshly to the program group.

"I'm still a child, you know what to do, right?"

"Look at your body shape, and look at your age. You don't look good if you win. It's better to be kind."

After finishing speaking, the two stepped aside, clapped their hands and walked out of the cheerleading position.

"Brother Yu Bai, don't be polite, use all your strength to beat them down!"

"Xiao Yubai, come on, we are optimistic about you!"

The two big brothers vividly expressed the meaning of the word double standard with actions and words.

At the same time, fans who watched the live broadcast were divided into two factions.

Yu Bai's fans and some fans of the show, ordinary passers-by, are naturally worried about him, and cheer him up. Although they don't think he can win, they also hope that he will not get hurt.

There is also another group of people who are more hostile, and everyone can pick out some problems. Seeing Yu Bai saying that he is going to rob the program group, he immediately starts to refresh people for the sake of the camera. Grandstanding, defeating favorability and the like.

For a while, before Yu Bai started fighting, the atmosphere in the barrage area seemed tense.

The staff of the program group got off the battery car and stood in front of Yu Bai.

The others made room for them one after another, and Yu Bai's followpd closely followed Yu Bai's movements, for fear that he might miss the moment when the other party failed.

Past experience told him that the final cut of this section will definitely be used.

The staff signaled to Yu Bai: "It's time to start."

Yu Bai moved his hands and feet quickly, and reached out to grab the opponent's arm.

This can't be a real fight, as long as the opponent is subdued.

Yu Bai's movements were so fast that the staff was taken aback and quickly dodged to the side, his expression suddenly becoming serious.

He could see that this boy was not as well-behaved and harmless as his appearance showed.

This is really practiced!

It's a pity that this recognition came a bit late, Yu Bai's movements were extremely quick, he stretched out his hand and wrapped it around the opponent's arm, turned around with a step, stuck to the opponent's body, walked around behind the opponent, stretched out his hand and strangled the opponent's arm neck.

The staff couldn't move directly.

followpd quickly adjusted his position, and pointed the camera at Yu Bai's frontal face.

Because of the fight, his expression was very serious, and his whole body was like a taut cheetah. Compared with the size of the staff, the thin and tall Yu Bai made it hard to believe that he had the strength to restrain the opponent.

But he did it, and the staff was held by him, struggling completely.

Yu Bai won!

Not to mention the program group, Jin Peng and Yuan Yue couldn't believe it, didn't this kid say he was a college student?It's still the kind that studies well, how can it know martial arts?

Not to mention the fans in the live broadcast room.

Yu Bai had a fighting scene in "Heavenly Falling", no matter how realistic the filming was, it was just filming. There were martial arts instructors on the scene to teach moves, opponent actors to perform tricks, and stand-ins to help complete difficult moves. In the end, There is also a later stage for the effect.

The cut films look cool and handsome, but as long as you watch the original films, most of them are either boring or funny.

No one took Yu Bai's acting in a fight seriously.

So at this time, Yu Bai restrained a staff member who was much stronger than him, how could it not be surprising.

"Little Yubai, you are too powerful!"

Both Jinpeng and Yuanyue were taken aback.

Yu Bai quickly released the staff.

"Sorry, offended!" He first apologized to the other party.

The staff also felt fresh looking at Yu Bai, he himself didn't expect to lose.

"it's okay no problem."

The staff waved their hands and convincingly let the battery car out.

Yu Bai's robbery was a success!

There was a moment of stagnation in the direct fan barrage.

Then frenziedly brushed up in the next second.

[Brother Yu Bai yyds! 】

[Call my brother, brother, let's see my sister! 】

[The person who said Yu Bai's younger brother was handsome and scheming and wanted to be photographed just now, didn't he say that if his younger brother can win, he will just eat Xiang?Come out! 】

[Brother Yu Bai is so handsome, it turns out that the dramas are all real, I am going to rewatch "Skyfall" again! 】

[Re-brush together +1]