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[Brother Yu Bai, don't fight, hit me! 】

【There is something wrong with you upstairs...】

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The barrage area has gone crazy. Yu Bai's live broadcast room originally only had more than 2 people watching it. During the day and weekdays, there are fewer people than at night.

But at this moment, the number of people in his room jumped to thirty-five thousand, and it was still rising.

Fans from Jinpeng and Yuanyue's live broadcast room all came to him, ready to watch the first-person view.

There were also fans who went to Weibo to broadcast live, and posted countless "Oh shit" exclamations.

It aroused the curiosity of some unknowing passers-by, and touched it casually.

Yu Bai couldn't see the changes in the live broadcast room. After he won a battery car, he won two more in a row.

A few staff members didn't believe in evil anymore. He was obviously a handsome and good-looking boy, so why did he fight so fiercely?

The result, of course, was to lose two games in a row.

A group of strong men stood together, feeling a little loveless.

It's too embarrassing to lose.

The program team lost three battery cars, so they couldn't continue on the road for a while, so they had to wait for the director's team to bring the battery cars over.

But even Yu Bai and the others who won the victory encountered problems again.

They already have battery cars, but there are more small three-wheelers.

This car is going to be returned to the uncle, and it must not be left on the road. I discussed with the program team and asked the other party to help return the car.

As a result, the program team directly rejected it.

"Our job is just to record the show, and we didn't borrow the car, and it's not our responsibility to return the car."

This answer is absolute.

Full marks for the effect.

The three of Yu Bai discussed it and decided to return a battery car to the program crew.

Jinpeng: "Anyway, if you still want a battery car by then, just 'rob' it again."

It doesn't hurt my back to stand and talk.

A group of people waited on the road, one side was full of strong men, and the other side was a "thin" big boy and two middle-aged uncles.

Rarely, a villager passing by with a tractor stopped the car suddenly when they all avoided the roadside, and poked their heads out of the car window.

"What are you doing? A group of people are standing here bullying children, I will call the police!"

The villagers raised their voices, and the mandarin with a particularly strong local flavor suddenly rang out, with a fierceness, which completely shocked people.

This is a misunderstanding.

The strong men recalled it, and they didn't know whether to lament that their appearance was enough to intimidate them, or to be misunderstood and shed tears of sympathy for themselves who had just become defeated.

Jinpeng and Yuanyue were almost dying of laughter, but Yu Bai had a better conscience and quickly explained to others.

"Thank you brother, we are filming a show, not bullying me, thank you!"

He pointed to the cameras next to him.

The elder brother looked around and confirmed again and again that Yu Bai didn't look like he was being threatened, and then he left.

When the battery car from the program group arrived, the group of people could finally continue on the road.

Starting again, Yu Bai stepped on the small three-wheeler, Jinpeng and Yuan Yue drove the battery car, and the speed suddenly increased a lot.

More than half of the fifteen kilometers had passed.

There were no more than ten pedestrians on the whole road, and the scenery on both sides of the road became more and more beautiful.

The continuous mountains are on the side, already bringing a little autumn feeling.

On both sides of the concrete road are crops that are about to mature, and occasionally there are a few fruit trees that probably grew by themselves, with half-red and half-green fruits hanging.

The birds chirped and the insects chirped, the butterflies fluttered, and the wind carried the fragrance of grass and trees.

Quite a feeling of paradise.

Yu Bai's itinerary finally felt like a trip.

Until the three-person world was broken by a young man sitting on the side of the road in a squatting posture.

"Brother Peng, Brother Yue, you are finally here!"

Liu Xun was so hopeless that he finally got someone from their program team.

If no one came again, he would suspect that he was the one who was so unlucky this time that he had to act alone.

Yu Bai and the other three stopped the car.

Jinpeng took out all the sunglasses he used to pretend to be x, and he lowered his head with a smirk.

"Isn't this our Liu Xunxun~ Why are you waiting for us here~ Have you found your destination?"

Liu Xun smiled wryly, it was because he made a mistake.

After getting off the bus, he couldn't find any public transport, so a passerby happened to turn this way, so he took a ride.

He was told that his home was within "four" kilometers of Liu Xun's destination.

When Liu Xun thought about it, it was only four kilometers. He was young and strong, and he could walk there without any problem.

As a result, he only walked a third of the journey, and they put him down, turned into another path and went home.

The "four" kilometers are actually "ten" kilometers.

Liu Xun looked unloved, and the fans who watched his live broadcast almost died of laughter.

The barrage reminded him crazily when he first started talking to someone, that it was ten or not four, but the person concerned couldn't see it at all.

So fans just watched him go to the already predictable ending.

What's even worse is that his followpd is still sitting on the battery car, laughing and following while filming, it's frantic.

But what can I do, I can't beat them again and again, and the road of "robbing" is directly cut off.

Finally, when Jinpeng and the others came, he was almost moved to tears.

This is the savior.

"Don't mention it! Brother Peng, I even doubt that you passed on the title of that Weak God to me. I can't hear four and ten clearly. It's amazing."

Liu Xun looked around Jinpeng and Yuanyue's battery car, which was obviously the car of the program group, and there was a logo of the sponsor on the car body.

"Brothers, how did you get this car?" He was really curious.

"Car?" Yuan Yue also had sunglasses on his face, blocking all his narrowness, "I just picked it up on the road. The program team has prepared a lot of cars, and no one rides them."

Liu Xun opened his mouth wide and didn't understand.

"impossible……"

That look of suspicion but no evidence, wanting to believe but a little hesitant, even Yu Bai found it funny.

Inexplicably, he felt that Liu Xun and Ye Hao were a bit similar, only referring to their personalities.

In the end, Liu Xun decisively joined them and got a car—a fashionable tricycle.

Yu Bai asked the program crew to get back the battery car he just won.

It doesn't matter whether the program group pays or not, the important thing is that if they don't, Yu Bai can fight them again, anyway, they are just humiliating themselves.

After knowing the whole story, Liu Xun looked over directly.

The words "hugging thighs" were clearly written in his eyes.

This was the first time in the entire show that someone had won against the hunks of the film crew.

In the bullet screen area at this time, some fans from Yu Bai's side touched the other party's place, and very kindly gave science popularization of Yu Bai's great achievements in robbing the program group.

Immediately, the fans started shouting wildly that Liu Xun hugged his thigh.

Sure enough, every artist has such fans.

On the way, Liu Xun was still there to suggest sincerely: "Brother Peng, can we make a request with the program team to invite more martial arts stars like this in the future?"

In this way, the success rate of "robbing" the program group in the future will definitely be much higher.

Yu Bai innocently looked at his camera, he seemed to have done something terrible...

After experiencing "twists and turns", everyone finally arrived at the destination - Wuxian Village.

A small village far away from the bustling metropolis, a paradise hidden in the mountains.

There are mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful.

But also because of the inconvenient transportation, young people go out to work or move to the town, leaving only a few old people who still live here, guarding the old houses.

The busiest time of the year is probably the Chinese New Year, when young people come back to celebrate the New Year, which will bring a little vitality to this mountain village.

The arrival of Yu Bai and the others also broke the tranquility of the village.

Time, one o'clock in the afternoon.

status, hungry.

Fortunately, the show crew didn't get so sick, at least they had a place to live.

Of course, the premise is that you have to find it.

Yu Bai and the others were very lucky this time. The first person to ask for directions after entering the village was the head of the village.

The program group specifically arranged where they would live, and it was clear when they asked.

In less than 5 minutes, they arrived at the resting place.

A two-story rural self-built house looks a bit dilapidated from the outside, but when you walk inside, you find it is very clean and tidy, and it is obvious that it has been cleaned and tidied up.

This was rented by the program group from the villagers. The landlord went out all year round, and the house was vacant.

In the room on the second floor, a large bed was set up, and the eight beds were neatly arranged.

The first floor is the living room and kitchen.

Because it is a variety show that focuses on travel, it can be seen that the director team did not spend too much thought on living.

As for the eating part, the MCs also need to work hard.

Jin Peng and Liu Xun went to the kitchen as soon as they entered the house.

"Have you prepared anything to eat? I'm starving to death."

They stepped into a kitchen that no one had been in for many years. There was an earthen stove in the countryside, and firewood was piled up next to it. price tag.

The activity fund of 300 yuan is used here.

Jin Peng was calculating what to eat, Yu Bai and Yuan Yue went upstairs to have a look around first, then put their backpacks and came down.

"How's it going, what's there to eat?"

January is also hungry.

Liu Xun said: "Brother Yue, the program team was too ruthless this time. They didn't even give an induction cooker, but an earthen stove. I think we're done. Teacher Wang hasn't come yet, so we can only starve."

Yuan Yue looked around the stove, he doesn't know much about lighting a fire, but he can still try it, but cooking is really bad.

"Either wait for Old Wang, did he say in the group, is he coming soon?"

Liu Xun: "Not yet, Mr. Wang's plane didn't arrive until noon, so it wasn't long before he left."

If it goes well, it will take about an hour or two to arrive.

Jin Peng rubbed his stomach and said, "Then why don't we cook porridge?"

He didn't dare to talk about the rice either. It's not like they haven't done it before.

Yu Bai had watched the show in advance and knew that they were really not good at it. At this time, he decided to stand up for his own stomach.

"The cooking is a little too slow, do you want to eat noodles?"

"You can do it?"

Jinpeng and the three of them immediately looked surprised.

Yu Bai nodded: "I know how to cook some home-cooked dishes, very ordinary ones."

"It's great!" Jin Peng stretched out his hand and gave Yu Bai a big hug, "Of course you can eat noodles, we're not picky eaters."

Even those who used to have bad habits of picky eaters have been abused by this program to the point of death.

Since everyone had no objections, Chef Yu started his operation.

It's already past the meal time, and it's stuck in the middle of neither early nor late, Yu Bai didn't plan to make a big meal, so he planned to get some scallion oil noodles for everyone to cushion their stomachs.

The first step is to light a fire.

Yuan Yue, the only person who knows a little bit, is in charge of this party.

Put more hay on the bottom first, then spread thinner twigs on top, and put some thicker firewood on top.

Everything is ready, light the bottom hay with a lighter.

At first the hay was gone, but after a few small sparks it went out.

Fortunately, when I tried it for the second time, a small flame finally appeared. Jin Peng and Liu Xun hugged and applauded excitedly.

It's like winning a grand prize.

Yu Bai cleaned the pot, and while the pot was still not completely hot, he poured oil into the pot, washed a handful of green onions, dried the water, cut them into pieces and threw them in for frying.

After the firewood used in the earthen stove was fired, the temperature became very hot. Yu Bai did not dare to fry it for too long, for fear that it would be directly fried into charcoal. It seemed that he added light soy sauce and a little sugar to the pot, boiled it and poured it out. Put in a bowl.

I washed the pot at will, and directly added water to cook the noodles.

There were dried noodles on the shelf next to it, and he estimated the amount for the four of them, and put half of it.

When the dried noodles are cooked, put the cold water in the pot, and then they can be mixed and eaten.

Jinpeng, Yuanyue and Liu Xun had already been waiting there with a basin in one hand and chopsticks in the other.

"You can eat."

Yu Bai gave up his seat, and the three of them immediately went up to scoop up noodles, each with a bowl, and then topped with the scallion oil sauce that was fried earlier, and after mixing...the aroma was absolutely insane.

Liu Xun couldn't wait to stuff a big mouthful into his mouth, and immediately his eyes widened.

"too delicious!"

He didn't even have time to swallow it, so he gave Yu Bai his thumbs up.

After Jinpeng and Yuanyue ate, they also showed satisfaction and praised Yu Bai one after another.

Yu Bai has made noodles with scallion oil so many times, but he has never been praised by his parents. He just thinks that these people are too exaggerated, and they worked hard enough for the effect of variety shows. He knows his skills are only average, and he can eat them. .

"Thank you. If it's not enough, you can cook it again. I made more scallion oil. It will be enough for the other teachers to eat when they come over later. Just make the noodles, and it will be very fast."

Yu Bai ate a bowl himself, the taste was not bad, the saltiness was just right, and the scallion oil was fragrant.

Liu Xun ate the most exaggeratedly. After the other three said that one bowl was enough, he wrapped up the rest by himself.

"Brother Yu Bai, you are handsome, you can cook, and you are still a top student. Do you need a wife?"

Yu Bai: "Huh?"

Liu Xun: "I want to marry you!"

Even though he had already guessed what Liu Xun might say, Yu Bai almost spit out the face from his mouth.

"Cough cough cough! Are you working so hard for the effect in variety shows now?"

Liu Xun laughed there: "Didn't I mean that the noodles you made are delicious? Isn't this very vivid and intuitive?"

Yu Bai continued to eat noodles: "It just scares the person a little bit."

Liu Xun and Yu Bai's live broadcast room suddenly went "hahahaha".

【Joke, just kidding, Brother Yu Bai, take care of me, Liu Xunxun just likes to say something surprising, he didn't mean that. 】

[Liu Xun, big pig's hoof, you are enough, this is the first person you want to marry! 】

[Hahaha, my younger brother was frightened. 】

【Bigamy @柳苋】

[For the sake of stuttering, I sold myself again. 】

[For the sake of stuttering, I sold myself again. 】

[For the sake of stuttering, I sold myself again. 】

……

These are all fans of Liu Xun.

【No, Brother Yu Bai belongs to me. Even if Liu Xun looks handsome, I won't let you! 】

[Draw out the knife, my brother is mine. 】

【shock!My husband wants to be my brother's wife~]

[Your brother is too good, give me a shot! 】

……

This is obviously a fan of Yu Bai's live broadcast room.

After eating the noodles, the four of them were going to lie down on the bed for a while, they were tired all the way.

About an hour later, the remaining four finally arrived one after another.

There are two resident MCs, Wang Shaohui and Shi Yihan. The former is a host of a variety show. He is less than 40 years old, and looks gentle and easy to get along with. The latter is just in his early thirties and has a traffic background. He is currently married with a daughter and is preparing to transform .

The other two were flying guests like Yu Bai. Si Xingyao and Yu Bai were both freshmen in the same year. Not long ago, they suddenly became famous on the Internet because of their supporting roles in a movie. Their experiences were similar to Yu Bai's.

The last person is someone Yu Bai knows, Zhao Anyu, when he recorded "Weekend is Coming" on the radio last time, he was promoted as the male lead of the drama "Encounter of Youth".

When the team was assembled, the eight people immediately became lively.

Everyone introduced themselves to each other, and the five resident MCs mastered the rhythm and began to talk about various jokes on the road.

Yu Bai robbed the program group and succeeded, so naturally he was brought out to talk about it again.

Wang Shaohui joked with Jinpeng: "It seems that you have really changed your luck today. Not only did you arrive at the destination before us, but you even had enough food and drink."

Jinpeng is also proud.

Speaking of food, several people were also hungry, so Yu Bai asked around and none of these people had any opinion on eating noodles.

Yu Bai went to cook another big pot of noodles.

Both Wang Shaohui and Shi Yihan thought it was good.

Zhao Anyu was just like the person Yu Bai met when he was recording the program for the first time, he talked less, had a cold face, and was quite aloof.

"You know how to cook? Your skills are pretty good, thank you."

Yu Bai was a little surprised to receive the other party's thanks.

He still remembered that when Lu Jinyi surrounded this person to please him, he hadn't seen anyone in the same production crew take a good look at him.

"You're welcome, my craftsmanship is pretty average, so you don't have to think it's unpalatable."

After the two finished talking, Yu Bai went to clean up the pot. Another guest, Si Xingyao, was standing by the stove eating noodles, and Yu Bai saw the disgust on his face.