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Being handsome can be eaten as a meal, but Xie Shuangchen doesn't pay much attention to this at this stage.

He was talking about cross talk, not Quanjude, a century-old duck restaurant.

He proudly took Ye Ling home. For the future, Xie Shuangchen really didn't have any plans.He was forced to make such a choice by being driven to the shelves, and he didn't even know whether this choice was good or bad.

But this does not delay ordering takeaway.

Xie Shuangchen looked at his thumb while eating at night, Ye Ling said: "Don't look, look at the eyeballs falling out, is it so beautiful?"

"The last time I touched it, I made a gap in it. Looking at it now, I was really muddy." Xie Shuangchen said, "This is my master's master, that is, the master left it to the master. Listen to the master, Master was a famous actor who was well-known in Beijing and Tianjin at that time. Master bought this finger with the first money he saved. Artists in their era spent all the money they earned on the same day, and gold and silver mountains could be spent. There is nothing long, only such a finger was passed to the master."

"Then you look alike." Ye Ling said to Xie Shuangchen, "You are also a prodigal son who can empty out gold and silver."

Xie Shuangchen said with a smile: "In the future, I can't be so bad."

He knew that from the moment he stepped out of the gate of the small courtyard, the road ahead would never be smooth.Sure enough, in the next few days, he successively received notices of criticism from the Quyi Troupe, saying that he was passive and slow at work, many of them hadn't participated in the troupe's performances, and even made a fuss about his change of partner.

Xie Shuangchen was really speechless. He has been changing partners for almost a year. Isn't this reflex arc a little too long?

Is the point a bit wrong?

This criticism is good, it tells him to reflect on himself and his family.

It turned out that Xie Shuangchen had a part of his income from commercial performances. To be honest, most of those performances were saved by Yang Shuanglin for him.Yang Shuanglin said harsh words, Xie Shuangchen naturally wouldn't naively think that there are still those free lunches.He was mentally prepared for this, but when he half-jokingly tried to make contact with others, seeing the other party's twitchy or meaningful words, he felt like scolding his mother to some extent.

So what about scolding?Everyone came out to make a living, no matter what Yang Shuanglin's social status was, no one would dare to show loyalty to Xie Shuangchen and offend such a master.

At the same time, rumors about the division of the Xie family also began to spread in the literary and art circles. Needless to say, Xie Shuangchen didn't care what Yang Shuanglin was up to.

He is busy.

The summer sun was scorching, and Ye Ling was forcibly dragged by Xie Shuangchen to the road where she wanted to explode.

"We've been hanging around here all day, what do you want?" Ye Ling said, "I'm an animal? I didn't even drink my saliva!"

Xie Shuangchen slapped Ye Ling with his hand, and said, "Hey, I forgot to do my work! Teacher Ye, don't be angry!" He pointed to the side, "Let's go in and drink a glass of water to relieve the heat. "

"Little fifth master is so rich." Ye Ling sneered, and pointed to the side, "Jing Zhaoyin? How many days have you been without opening?"

"Hey, look at what you said, I don't have the money to visit the heavens and the earth, don't I have the money to drink a glass of water?" Xie Shuangchen pulled Ye Ling inside, "Selling your ass can support you, let's go."

Ye Ling said indifferently: "Alright, you can sell it."

Xie Shuangchen ordered a bunch of food, but seemed a little absent-minded.Ye Ling asked: "What kind of medicine do you sell in your gourd?"

"Let's wander around from Zhangzizhong Road, I'm wondering where is the best place." Xie Shuangchen murmured.

Ye Ling said bluntly: "I think the Beixinqiao area is very good. There are many places to eat and play, and the traffic is also convenient. Even if there is a traffic jam, it is not particularly easy to park."

"Actually, I have always liked Yugong Yishan, but the entrance is too bare, and there are few places to eat." Xie Shuangchen analyzed, "Beixinqiao...it's not impossible."

"Just say why you don't want to finish the job?" Ye Ling hated his moaning look the most.

Xie Shuangchen smiled slyly, and leaned forward: "I want to hang up the sign of Master again."

"what?"

"Ms. Ye, didn't you graduate from Tsinghua University? Why can't you even understand my intention?"

"Tsinghua doesn't care about fortune-telling either."

"..." Xie Shuangchen could only say, "I can't go on the previous path. I have already resigned from the regiment, and I want to find a way out by myself."

Ye Ling raised her chin: "Continue talking."

Xie Shuangchen said: "I want to set up the chanting society left to me by my master, and return to the small theater to perform. At most, the second senior brother is stumbling me in the literary and art circles. To put it vulgarly, it means banning me." He said. While talking, "I rely on", "Who does he think he is? Chairman of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles? I really don't care to be serious with him."

Ye Ling said silently: "But you really can't be held down by him."

Xie Shuangchen said forcefully: "This means that if you don't stay here, you can have your own place. Can't you open a teahouse by yourself and talk about cross talk? If you have the ability, come and smash my place." The big hooligan who wants to collect protection fees in the next second.

"Come on, don't be obsessed with these things." Ye Ling began to pour cold water, "You can talk about the specific plan first. Where do you want to build the garden, and the rent and decoration of the site is a big deal. The ordinary manpower expenses will not be mentioned later. , what about the actors? Afternoon show and evening show, there are four or five shows in one show, right? Can you tell all by yourself?"

Xie Shuangchen said carelessly, "It's not impossible."

Ye Ling said: "I'll beat you to death!"

"Don't dare, I'm not willing to work hard, Mr. Ye?" Xie Shuangchen smiled, "I have to think about this, and decide on the venue first. You like Beixinqiao Generation, don't you? Then we will be in Beixinqiao Generation .”

"You are really rich, little fifth master." Ye Ling teased, "Are you willing to throw away Cartier's ring?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Of course I'm willing to give it to you. Isn't there still the 200 million left by Master?"

Ye Ling said: "I'll ask if it's enough for you to decorate the store."

"..." Xie Shuangchen said, "I feel like I have to borrow some from my eldest sister."

Ye Ling asked: "Have you really not saved any money in these years?"

"Uh..." Xie Shuangchen looked up at the ceiling.

"Okay." Ye Ling knew what it meant.

Xie Shuangchen covered his face and pretended to be sad, and said: "Hey, it's true that when books are used, one hates less, and when money is spent, one feels poor. Since ancient times, love has nothing but hatred, and Cartier throws it away for nothing!"

Ye Ling said: "You don't need to read the opening poem! Why are you so good at acting? Why don't you ask Boss Jing Zhaoyin if he has any shortage of cross talk?"

"By the way!" Xie Shuangchen said, "How much did the Bamboo Lotus Teahouse pay you?"

Ye Ling said: "One hundred."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "Then do you think I can give you more?"

"You?" Ye Ling seemed to look at Xie Shuangchen, "I'll give you ten yuan, please."

"Okay..." Xie Shuangchen said, "Then our program will cost 210 yuan, a month is calculated as 30 days, and every day is..." He took out his mobile phone, and the calculator hadn't been turned on yet. Ye Ling Just say: "Six thousand three."

"Hey." Xie Shuangchen said, "Even the rent is not enough, which is higher than the minimum wage in Beijing. No, it seems that I still have to go out to pick up some work at night."

Ye Ling said: "I think you can make three to five thousand for one night, right?"

"What are you doing here? It's better to be with a rich woman, but why is it not expensive to be with a rich man? At this price, I think... Hey!" Xie Shuangchen shut up, "Why do I say this!"

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Because your mouth is broken."

The two of them add up and add up, even if Xie Shuangchen's plan has no major flaws and can be implemented smoothly, the soonest opening will be in autumn, and the most urgent thing is how to pass this summer.

It turned out that when Xie Fangbi was here, the family had such a big backer, the little fifth master could eat and wait to die, and he was glamorous wherever he went, who would not praise him?But now that the backer is gone, and there is Yang Shuanglin who is a hindrance, Xiao Wuye will not be able to work - at least not in this circle.

Everyone praised him as "Little Fifth Master" before because of the Xie family's face. He himself wasted his time and wasted his youth and didn't make a name for himself. How strong is the second generation of Daixing?

And this kind of drama of leaving the umbrella and falling into poverty in the mortal world is the most pleasing to hear and see. If you add oil and vinegar in your mind and spread it around, Xie Shuangchen is really worse than Xiaobaicai.

But Xie Shuangchen himself didn't think so.

He is a man of action, he thinks it through in one second, and then he has fun doing it in the next second.

Regarding the relaunch of the Wing Ping Club, he calculated that he must not have enough money, so he borrowed some from Xie Huan, and Xie Huan readily agreed, and said that he would go to support it in person when it opened.

Xie Shuangchen thought to herself, sister, don't come here, whoever is to blame if something happens.

The Wing Ping Club used to be active in the area of ​​the Drum Tower, but because of Zhou Shuangyu's accident, Xie Fangbi stopped all performances in grief, and the old garden was sold to others, and it is no longer what it used to be.

So the performance of Xiaoyuanzi has almost become a very distant memory of Xie Shuangchen.

He is tired of those things in the commercial TV media, and today is also an opportunity.He quickly settled on a venue near Beixinqiao, and put about 150 people there.After finalizing the venue, I contacted the decoration to restore the Yongping Society according to the vague appearance in memory.

He remembered that there was a large plaque directly above the stage, which was made by an old man, but it was also burned in the fire, leaving only the palm-sized doorplate that Xie Fangbi left for him.

In such an instant, Xie Shuangchen suddenly felt that the pressure on himself was actually very great, but it was covered up by his unscrupulous appearance.

He also didn't want to be seen by Ye Ling.

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

On the one hand, it is the matter of setting up the garden, while on the other hand, it is necessary to recruit actors.

At first, Xie Shuangchen's calculations were not bad, but when things came to an end, he realized that there was so much warmth and coldness in people's hearts.None of the colleagues who usually make friends with commercial performances are willing to accept his invitation, and they all look helpless.

In other words, what level of people did Xie Shuangchen know?Although there are many people who are not as old as him, they are also well-known characters who are active on the screen and well-known by the audience.Or they have been in the industry for a long time, so long that they are old fritters that are oily when touched casually.How much does it cost for a show?How much can I give Xie Shuangchen here?

Whether it's an identity issue or a money issue, it's impossible for him to agree to Xie Shuangchen.

Not to mention that their Xie family is falling apart and making people laugh. With Yang Shuanglin around for a day, who would dare to reach out to Xie Shuangchen?

This made Xie Shuangchen so angry that he just wanted to make Yang Shuanglin feel like a villain.

"Little fifth master, do you know the hardships of life and the suffering in the world?" Ye Ling asked him groundly.

"It's difficult!" Xie Shuangchen leaned back on a chair in a coat, "It's so cold in the world!"

After the two had a vision in the almost renovated garden, Xie Shuangchen even put on a coat and went to the stage to try out the effect, but the wish really couldn't be made out, and the actors couldn't get together. Could it be that Xie Shuangchen really wanted to blow it up alone? Playing and singing all day long?None of this is realistic.

Xie Shuangchen hoped to find someone to save money, but if he didn't think about it, he couldn't do it.

"Mr. Liu said that you can come and tell me the opening line." Xie Shuangchen said, "But Mr. Liu is not in good health, I don't want to bother him all the time." He was talking about Liu Changyi, who was his former partner.At the beginning, Xie Shuangchen gave up first, but now he turned to ask others, and he was able to help others under pressure, which shows that Xie Fangbi considered character when he chose Xie Shuangchen's partner.

Ye Ling said: "Brother Zheng said he could come and help. But he is really busy with work, and he plans to have a baby this year. I think... just pretend nothing happened."

"Hey." Xie Shuangchen sighed, "Brother Zheng is also benevolent."

"It's because the long-distance water can't quench the near-thirst." Ye Ling said, "No one came to the recruitment area."

In the early years, crosstalk in small theaters was indeed booming, and theaters of all sizes in Beijing sprung up like mushrooms after rain.But the market is a thing, if there is hot, there must be cold.With the deepening and popularization of the mobile Internet year by year, the world that the audience can see is getting bigger and bigger, and the requirements are getting higher and higher.

In the past, a joke could be said over and over again, but now that you have said it once, the audience will find it boring if you say it the second time.

What a cross talk actor said is not as funny as a sand sculpture netizen, why should I spend this money to listen to you?

As a result, the cross talk in small theaters has quietly declined under the circumstances that all walks of life are enthusiastically advancing. Those cross talk clubs, large and small, set up high-rise buildings to entertain guests, and they will collapse or collapse afterwards.

These are all chain reactions. If you don't make money, it means that there are fewer and fewer practitioners.

Xie Shuangchen let out a long sigh, stood up and looked at the installed stage, and said with emotion: "Xie Shuangchen is really no joke in this cross talk circle!"

Ye Ling knew what he was lamenting. Everyone loved to come over when the fifth master was in glory. Now that he has no master, and his elder brother is in trouble, the fifth master is no longer beautiful. He has taken off that gorgeous coat. What the hell is Xie Shuangchen? of?

He felt a little sad, when the phone rang, it was an appointment to deliver tables, chairs and benches at night, so he went out to pick it up.

Xie Shuangchen didn't know that Ye Ling was not there, he was still immersed in his feelings, with his hands behind his back, he suddenly stepped onto the stage.

The lights are all on, the stage is bright, but the audience is pitch black, there is no one, and it looks very cold.In Xie Shuangchen's mind, the scenes from the performances of the Yongping Club appeared in the past, like silent films that had been stored for a long time, creaking, but the lively scenes were exciting.

Xie Shuangchen, who has always been open-minded, couldn't help feeling sad about this situation, and recalled the past when the spring breeze was triumphant, but now the comparison is even more bleak.

Xie Shuangchen stroked his coat, and slowly sang: "The ice wheel on the island is just turning, see the jade rabbit, and the jade rabbit has risen east again..."

This is the aria of "The Drunken Concubine", Xie Shuangchen learned it when he was a child, and he remembered this play somehow while standing on the stage.This is about Concubine Yang Guifei going to the Baihua Hall for a banquet, but instead of waiting for Tang Xuanzong to come, she learned that Tang Xuanzong had visited other concubines.Concubine Yang Guifei couldn't get rid of all kinds of amorous feelings in her heart, so she had to drink to relieve her sorrows and recall the scene when she was under the great favor.

They are all contrasts of desolation, Xie Shuangchen just sang it.

"Life is like a spring dream..."

Xie Shuangchen had studied Peking Opera with a serious teacher, and he had a good body and singing, but he rarely showed willow work in later stage performances, and even if he did, he sang some fresh roles in Peking Opera.

Xie Shuangchen has almost never used Dan Jiaoer's singing voice.

Ye Ling saw this scene when he came back from answering the phone. He was startled, not knowing why Xie Shuangchen was going crazy.But seeing Xie Shuangchen completely immersed in the story, Yang Guifei's beautiful sadness and drunken naivety are vivid.Xie Shuangchen was already outstanding in appearance, usually bad-looking and handsome, with the vigor of Miss Gou, but now singing opera, the contrasting Ye Ling is a bit speechless.

Holding the phone in his hand, he recorded it all for Xie Shuangchen by accident.

The last one is lying on the fish and watching the flowers, it is really a beautiful picture,

Ye Ling couldn't help clapping her hands, Xie Shuangchen came back to her senses, saw Ye Ling at the door, suddenly lowered her head in shame, as if someone had seen something bad.

"I've only heard about it, but I haven't seen your kung fu." Ye Ling walked over, "It's an eye-opener."

"Come on." Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't embarrass me."

"Where is it so shabby." Ye Ling walked to the front of the stage, looked up at Xie Shuangchen, "Little Fifth Master's singing style, if it was placed in the Republic of China, it might have become a role long ago. I think it is too much for a night of thousands of dollars. It's cheap. How about we stop acting and sell ourselves?"

"Hehe, did I sell myself to make money to support you?" Xie Shuangchen laughed, "I'm really blind!"

Ye Ling said: "Then why not? Seeing that our yard will officially open in less than a week, the actors are just the two of us, can we come to the audience then? Is it enough for us to eat if we don't sell ourselves?"

"You make a lot of sense." Xie Shuangchen said, "Begging and prostitution, it seems that we really have to choose one."

Their joking conversation was quickly interrupted by the furniture delivery worker.

The empty hall was quickly filled with Eight Immortals tables and long tables, giving it the meaning of a garden.But as soon as the furniture was placed, Xie Shuangchen sat on the stage and looked at it with emotion: "I didn't feel anything just now. The tables, chairs and benches are all alive. I'm really worried about what to do if I don't have guests."

"Isn't it inevitable that there will be no guests? It's only ten o'clock in the evening, don't dream." Ye Ling looked at the time, "There are still a few days left, see if we can attract anyone. Hey, you said your name With such a big head and such a high level of seniority, how come no one admires you?"

"Maybe I'm too handsome." Xie Shuangchen said, "It's strange that I'm of the same sex when I walk with you."

Ye Ling wanted to laugh at Xie Shuangchen, but he tilted his head to look at Xie Shuangchen, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "I thought of a way!"

"what?"

"It's only ten o'clock now." Ye Ling said, "Let's go, I'll take you to the street to solicit customers. You are a child of the Xie family who grew up and was raised in a deep boudoir. You don't have to go out on the street to be petted." Look, do people know about you?"

"I'm famous, okay?!" Xie Shuangchen called out.

"That's an old Internet celebrity." Ye Ling pulled him, "Let's go."

"I'm going to die!" Xie Shuangchen was about to speak when Ye Ling pointed at him and said, "Shut up, withdraw!"