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The neon streets are full of traffic.

Two young men in gray coats shuttled among them, one calm and one awkward.

"Do you really want to do this?" Xie Shuangchen asked Ye Ling holding a bamboo board in his hand.

Ye Ling said: "Everyone is here."

Going east from Beixinqiao Subway Station, you can see a red street. No matter whether it is winter or summer, there are always a large number of diners coming to visit, so it is very lively.

"Why did I listen to you to open the garden near Guijie Street?" Standing at the chaotic intersection, looking at the streets with people coming and going, Xie Shuangchen felt confused for the first time, "I feel that the whole world is watching me .”

"You're good-looking, okay?" Ye Ling said blankly, "Give me the phone."

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen didn't know what Ye Ling was going to do, but he still handed the phone to him, and unlocked it thoughtfully, "Hey, why do I feel like they all know me?"

"You feel really good about yourself." Ye Ling lowered her head and fiddled with Xie Shuangchen's mobile phone. "The memory of the masses has not even been popular for 24 hours. Is it so difficult to admit that you are a past Internet celebrity? Look at the backstage of your Weibo, post After the recruitment announcement, no serious person came, and even the number of little girls who came to confess their love was not as good as during the Chinese New Year. Little Fifth Master, the world is so cold."

He spoke coldly, and he couldn't hold his head up even for the thick-skinned Xie Shuangchen.You can't blame Xie Shuangchen for this matter, he is a very imaginative person, why spend time on the Internet when he has time to eat, drink and have fun?At best, it's just playing games, and you can play games without social media.

After Yao Sheng set him on fire, Xie Shuangchen did attract a wave of new fans in a short period of time. Based on his own reasons and Yang Shuanglin's disguised obstruction of his acting career at that time, it was equivalent to a long period of time. He didn't have follow-up exposure, and it was natural for that wave of fans to cool down.

It's nothing, new fans and old fans still fight - but that's another story.

Ye Ling didn't know what to do with Xie Shuangchen's mobile phone, he lowered his head and ignored Xie Shuangchen, Xie Shuangchen was very uncomfortable under the eyes of passers-by.

About 5 minutes before and after, maybe the elder sisters at the end of the street have received news that there is a handsome guy on the street who hastened to watch.

"Here you are." Ye Ling threw the phone to Xie Shuangchen, pointed at the crowd in front of the restaurant, and said, "Where are we going to perform?"

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen was surprised, "What do you play? How do you play it? It's too embarrassing for me to rely on this! What if there is someone who knows me? Teacher Ye, I am an old artist. You can't do this to me!"

"Don't talk nonsense." Ye Ling pushed him forward, "Kick you with nonsense."

"Help—" Xie Shuangchen shouted.

Then Ye Ling really kicked him: "Old artists have passed away. I am helping you improve your artistic experience. Otherwise, when you are 50 or 20 years old, what can you say on TV to recall the past? Talk about yourself. Playing games every day in your [-]s?"

The movement of the two of them was enough to attract the eyes of passers-by, and they all looked at them curiously.Coats are not a violation of harmony on the stage, but in real life suddenly seeing two handsome young men wearing coats walking on the street, this is especially eye-catching.

Xie Shuangchen's nervousness is a kind of exaggerated external performance, purely because of too much drama.Ye Ling looked calm, but felt a little uneasy.After all, neither of them had any experience of performing on the street.This is called "Liandi" in their business, which refers to the fact that artists in the old society performed in open spaces on the streets to make money.A lot of street performers in contemporary society are singers, and the two of them ran out in such nice coats, no matter how you look at it, they look like they are filming variety shows.

The problem is that they didn't come here to make money for supper tonight!

No matter what time of day the Hu gate is crowded, a girl with long hair and single eyelids parted in the middle is holding a handful of melon seeds in her hand and chatting with the girl next to her about celebrities and gossip. Several girls are sitting around The group laughed loudly, such a small corner seemed to be a microcosm of the crowd.

"Girl." She heard a deep voice drifting towards her ear, "Shall I tell you a cross talk?"

When the girl turned her head and saw a handsome guy bending over to talk to herself, she didn't even turn the corner in her mind, and subconsciously said "ah" after knocking half of the melon seeds.

The girls next to me reacted quickly, and a thin and long face with airy bangs said: "Okay, let's talk, anyway, we still have to wait for an hour, and waiting is boring. Boys, you can say "Selling Cloth Heads" "What?"

When Xie Shuangchen heard this, he felt that he might have met someone who had heard cross talk before, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, of course, I want to hear "Selling Cloth Head", right?" He pulled Ye Ling over, "Mr. Ye, would you Is it?"

"I don't seem to be in the way?" Ye Ling said, "I just stood by and watched your performance?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Don't tell me, you must know it, right? A brilliant student who graduated from Tsinghua University."

The thin and long face said: "Hey! Graduated from Tsinghua University? My little brother can do it! What major do you study?"

"The boiler burner." Xie Shuangchen answered quickly.

"Wow—" Not only the girls, but even passers-by made voices.

A girl next to her sister wearing glasses patted the thigh of the single eyelid, and said: "Look at Tsinghua's so hard work, and you can only eat Xiaolong here and wait for a seat!"

"Our Hogwarts School of Political Science and Law is different from their comprehensive coquettish and slut universities that teach everything!" Singular Eyelid emphasized, "We only teach orthodox magic!"

"Isn't it political law?" My sister asked with a nod.

"It's all the same!" said Shan Eyelid, "They're all 'laws'! They can all kill Avada!"

"Sisters." Xie Shuangchen saw those girls chatting with each other, and said helplessly, "How about some of you come to cheer me up? I think they are better than this Tsinghua University."

"What's the matter with you?" Ye Ling pulled Xie Shuangchen.

"Isn't that what people say is good!" Xie Shuangchen said, "You haven't studied professional magic at Hogwarts, have you?"

Ye Ling said: "What kind of magic do you want for cross talk? Have you ever learned it? What does Hogwarts teach?"

"That's a lot to teach." Xie Shuangchen said, wrinkling his fingers, "it's just magic. Do you know that there are four houses in Hogwarts? They are Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and That la..." He paused and clapped his hands, "La la la Demacia!"

A few girls laughed out loud, and the others also laughed and watched.

"Fart!" Ye Ling said bitterly, "That's Ravenclaw! Eagle Court!"

"Oh yes, look at my memory." Xie Shuangchen repeated the names of the four branches, and continued, "Students who enter the branch have to learn magic. The teachers teach many kinds of magic. There is the Charms class, as well as Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, and Flying. Optical practice is not good, and there must be theory, so you have to take history of magic, astronomy, herbal medicine, and this shouting. Speaking of Yelling, that's really nine tunes and eighteen tunes..."

"Wait." Ye Ling stopped Xie Shuangchen, "I never heard that you have to learn to shout when you learn magic. Are you Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or a vegetable market?"

"It's all the same." Xie Shuangchen forcibly ignored the past, "In the past, people paid attention to yelling..." The previous chat between him and Ye Ling sounded like they were dismantling each other, but in fact, they have already entered the stage since the first sentence they stood here. part of the speech.Performing on the street is different from performing in a theatre. It is very close to the audience. It is likely that this chatting method is needed to let the audience join in.

Let's get to the bottom of the matter, no matter what we do, we have to get to the point.The "Selling Cloth Head" mentioned by the thin and long face just now is a long book. It usually starts with the call for receiving goods, and then talks about selling vegetables or candied haws in various places, etc., and then talks about selling clothes, and finally sells cloth heads. The yelling reflects the funny phenomenon of self-selling and boasting in the market at that time. Among them, the compact performance of selling cloth head with rap and singing is the most powerful. If you are too old, talking about this part consumes energy, and you are too young to have enough effort. Shortcoming meaning.So nowadays many actors don't sell cloth when they perform.

In traditional cross talk, "Sell Cloth Head" if there are clothes and cloth heads, and "Sell Cloth Heads" if there are clothes but no cloth heads.

Anyway, they sell everything, and they also sell Rolls-Royce and so on.

Xie Shuangchen really wanted to complain about that girl with a thin and long face, how old school must be to order "Selling Cloth Heads".

He attracted everyone's attention, and was about to continue talking, when the clerk at the door ran out and stopped him, saying that they would not allow stalls to make money at the door, which would affect customers, and wanted to drive them away.

Xie Shuangchen said: "I rely on me as a customer! Get me a number right now! I'm so bored waiting for a seat, what's the matter with two cross talks to relieve boredom? I not only talk, but also sing!" He immediately asked Ye Ling Li picked up two sets of allegro and started to fight.

Little Fifth Master is very decent when he wants face, and he is really shameless when he is shameless. It is useless when the king of heaven comes.

Seeing this, Ye Ling grabbed Xie Shuangchen and said in a low voice, "He can't do anything, don't embarrass him. The shop next door is closed, and the entrance is an open space. Let's go there."

Xie Shuangchen put the board away, let out a "hum", turned around and left.His movements were clean and neat, as if he could blow a gust of wind, his hem flew up.

It's just that the audience won't follow him, they have to wait for a seat to eat.

The store next to it was either not a restaurant, or it was closed long ago if it was not open so late.There is no other light in this area except the street lamps, it doesn't look as lively as the entrance of the restaurant, and the pedestrians also look in a hurry.

"It suddenly became so embarrassing." Xie Shuangchen said, "Shall we stand here and talk to the air?"

Ye Ling thought for a while and asked, "What has Mr. Xie taught you?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I've taught you everything, you swim in the water where the sky and the earth fly..."

"It's not these!" Ye Ling said, "Didn't I teach you how to round the sticks? Except allegro."

"Does Baisha's words count?" Xie Shuangchen said, "But I think that is very, very useless. It's better to swear at the street to attract attention."

"What kind of metaphor are you talking about?" Ye Ling said, "Mr. Xie even taught you the useless stuff of Baishasa?"

Xie Shuangchen sighed and said, "Maybe the old man has a premonition that I will end up living on the streets one day..."

"Shut up." Ye Ling said, "You can act."

"Isn't it a bit embarrassing?"

"Didn't you have a lot of energy just now? Now you know it's embarrassing again?"

"I've always been a very introverted person, let me tell you." Xie Shuangchen began to reason, "My performance is separate from my own self, I'm not..."

Ye Ling showed no expression, but his eyes showed impatience, and he said extremely coldly: "If you say one more word, I will immediately post on Weibo saying that you are gay and that you and Yao Sheng have a relationship." Legs, and I will use your Weibo to post, I have an account password. Not only do I post on Weibo, but I will also yell on the spot, don’t you like to watch cursing? Do you have to curse to get in? Drama? I’ve done user research, and 90.00% of your fans are girls and they’re really willing to believe that you’re gay, although I don’t know why. Selling you, selling you may be enough for the next life..."

"Stop! Stop! Don't get me and Lang Weixian involved together! I don't want to be a part of the Republic of China actor's mix-cut video! I'm homophobic! I'll immediately perform a Baisha on the spot!" Xie Shuangchen looked like he was about to go through fire and water for the revolution He had a resolute expression, but when he touched his body, he shrank again, "The question is, what should I use?"

Ye Ling said: "I'm going to buy something, you stay here, don't move around."

Xie Shuangchen nodded obediently.

Soon Ye Ling came back, he almost frightened the clerk to death when he entered the convenience store wearing a coat at night.

He threw a bag of things to Xie Shuangchen, Xie Shuangchen looked at it, eating salt.

"Just let it go." Ye Ling said, "Please start your performance."

Xie Shuangchen was forced to stand on the side of the road with a pinch of salt. He was already very conspicuous, but his expression was more troubled than eating a bag of salt.

"Sing." Ye Ling urged.

"What are you singing?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Is anyone listening to the lyrics of Taiping?"

Ye Ling said: "Then you sing something that everyone likes to hear."

Xie Shuangchen squatted down like Shang Xing, grabbed a handful of salt, sprinkled it in his hand, and began to sing: "Let's learn how to meow together, meow meow together, and act coquettishly in front of you, oh meow meow meow... "Following the words on the mouth, the white salt fell finely.

The sound of magic sounded in their ears, and passers-by stopped to watch, wondering what this handsome guy was going to do.

Xie Fangbi once told Xie Shuangchen that the most difficult thing to do with this white sand is to use it three times at one time.Singing in his mouth, drawing in his hands, and silently observing how many feet are around with his eyes, he can roughly guess how many people have come.Once the number of audience is enough, we can start talking about cross talk.

This seemingly simple skill is mixed with a lot of knowledge, which is the essence of folk art.

Of course, that doesn't include singing "Learn to Meow" on the street.

Indeed, many audiences were attracted, and some were attracted when they talked at the entrance of the restaurant just now. The waiting time for a seat was too long, so why not come here for a stroll and see the handsome guys, including those girls.

Xie Shuangchen finished the last work, stood up, and said, "Everyone, are you okay? Haven't you waited for dinner yet? I've been talking for a long time, so don't miss the call. If you are bored My friend hurriedly shook WeChat and called me. I may not have finished talking about taking the subway from Tiantongyuan. Let me give you a brief self-introduction first. My name is Xie Shuangchen, and I am a cross talk actor. The person next to me is me partner." He pointed, "Anyway, you are a boiler burner, and you may not be interested in knowing."

"What is the boiler?" Ye Ling asked, "Where did the boiler come from? What's the matter with you?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Keep your voice down, the students of your Hogwarts School of Political Science and Law are watching you, be careful not to be killed by Akanda." He was talking about the girls at the entrance of the restaurant just now.Several people who knew the outline of the previous situation laughed out loud.

As he was talking, he realized that he hadn't agreed with Ye Ling on any job beforehand. It was already said and it was impossible to stop to discuss it.He glanced at Ye Ling, remembering the fear of being punished by Ye Ling's inability to live, suddenly smiled, and had a bad intention.

"Then you can't always say that you burn boilers." Ye Ling said, "Why don't you do anything else?"

"It's useless to do anything else." Xie Shuangchen said, "Everyone who comes to listen to cross talk, don't you mainly listen to me? You don't have anything to do anyway standing by."

He wanted to talk about "Lun Ping Dou", how could Ye Ling not hear it.Usually at this time, the supporter will retort the teaser and emphasize his role on the court, but Ye Ling said: "I think everyone is not here to listen to you, but maybe to look at you. It may be better to keep your mouth shut than to open your mouth."

"It's all for me anyway." Xie Shuangchen said.

"That's fine, I'm leaving." Ye Ling waved his hand.

Xie Shuangchen was still thinking of taking advantage of Ye Ling, but he didn't expect Ye Ling to directly kill him offline.

Aren't you capable?People don't play with you anymore, let's see how you can pick up the slack.

"Then if you leave, I'm talking about the wind and water here, but it's really just a show." Xie Shuangchen hurried back to look for it, "Three-point teasing and seven-point praise, in my place It’s very funny and flattering.”

Ye Ling glanced back at him, Xie Shuangchen almost wrote "Ms. Ye, I'm wrong, please help me" all over his face.It was really outrageous for him to put Xie Shuangchen here, so he said: "That's how the old man passed it down, you can change it if you say so?"

"Maybe she is true love." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Hey—" the girls made a sound.

"Really?" Ye Ling asked coldly.

"Isn't it?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Just look at the two of us standing here, and I'm alone? N? N? Say. You just occasionally say 'um', 'ah', and at most you will say 'don't I was scolded for 'I have never heard of it'. These four sentences of yours add up to a total of ten characters, and if you are exhausted, you will stand at [-]%, which may not be as much as the audience said."

"what do you mean?"

"What I mean is, you see, we are funny. We have learned these eighteen martial arts since childhood. We call it the cultivation of art and culture, you know?"

Ye Ling said: "Then I also wrote Allegro and learned the lyrics of Taiping. Isn't Guankou the basic skills? I also studied Engineering Mechanics Engineering Thermodynamics Fluid Mechanics Heat Transfer Combustion. Have you studied it?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I have learned magic! Akanda Kedavra!" He pointed at Ye Ling with a finger.

Ye Ling almost pouted at him: "I've never heard of it!"

"Look, after you've learned so much, don't you still know how to say this?" Xie Shuangchen returned.

There were more and more people gathered beside them, listening to the two seemingly out of order talking and laughing at each other.In the eyes of many people, handsome guys are very cold creatures, as if an interesting soul and a delicate skin are always incompatible.They watched Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling singing and teasing, and it was fun and pleasing to the eyes, so they picked up their mobile phones to record.

It doesn't matter as soon as you turn on your phone, there are clips of Xie Shuangchen singing "The Drunken Concubine" all over Weibo.

"I said why it looks so familiar." Someone in the crowd began to comment, "So it's that one!"

The buzzing sound gradually became louder, and the crowd of onlookers was getting bigger and bigger, almost blocking the road.

Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were in the middle, of course they didn't know what was going on at this moment, and they continued talking on their own, while the "Drunken Concubine" was spreading and fermenting on the Internet as quickly as a virus.

The instigator was still Yao Sheng.

He had just stepped off a plane at night, exhausted from months of touring.While waiting for someone to pick me up at the airport, I accidentally came across a small video posted by Xie Shuangchen on Weibo.After opening it, Boss Yao woke up laughing.

Let's talk about Xie Shuangchen, who is also strange.It can shake the soul when it is funny, and it is especially fascinating when you close your mouth and pretend to be serious.His skill in "The Drunken Concubine" is amazing, but Yao Sheng still passionately forwarded the comments and made a wave of Xie Shuangchen.This thing is like a jumping egg in the backyard, instantly attracting a group of lechers, and once again awakening the memories of the handsome guy who talked about cross talk among the majority of female compatriots.

"Yo, is the garden open? When will the premiere be?" This was Yao Sheng's forwarded content.

However, the forwarding of the comments in the back seems to be a bit of a trend of collapse, because young people, especially young children, may not know what is in it. At most, they have watched movies or read novels. People who write novels may not be professional, but The spectators always believed it was true, and then said very bravely: "My little brother is performing Peking Opera! Where is the performance!"

Yao Sheng said in his heart, sister, how do you know that you have seen people singing Peking Opera in a coat?There is also a table for cross talk next to it!

"This is Mei Pai's singing voice, it's really nice!"

Yao Sheng rolled his eyes, Mei sent your sister!Sister, do you know the style of Mei Pai, so come out and force me?

"I think the singing skills are still lacking. It's just at the level of a fancier. I really don't know how to sing so well."

Yao Sheng's hand was about to click delete and block it.Fanciers?He has learned from a serious teacher!Co-author Are you an old Peking Opera performer?National first-class actor?

"Let's just say something softly, although singing dan roles is good-looking, they are all good mothers."

Yao Sheng decided to use his privilege as a big V, and immediately gave this ignorant cutie a three-day ban and a ten-foot red surprise gift package.

"Hey, Jiao'er, why are you so angry? What did you see?" asked his manager Li Xinran.

"No." Yao Sheng put on a serious face, pressed down the brim of his hat, pretending to be serious and domineering, "It's just that I suddenly feel that the burden of inheriting and carrying forward traditional culture is very heavy."

Li Xinran smiled and said, "You worry enough, we've been performing abroad for so long and you still have time to think about it? Old artist, give me a vacation, please?"

Yao Sheng said: "I really hate other people playing tricks in front of me, and I also really hate pretending to know how to give advice. And I'm still powerless! Primary school students can recite 'Moonlight in front of the bed' because the whole universe can speak Chinese. Everyone has learned this poem. Peking opera is the quintessence of the country. Let alone elementary school students, the repertoire that even adults can say is a steel? So a little bit, "The Drunken Concubine" on the front and "Farewell My Concubine" on the back, and then there are a group of The small circle of self-appreciation, a bottle full of less than half a bottle of dangling criminals, say all day long that this one sings badly and that one is fancier level, I am really convinced."

"That can't be helped. Everyone has the desire to express themselves, and you can't stop others from talking." Li Xinran said helplessly.

"But I can silence them, hehe, play tricks on me?" Yao Sheng said, "When I am free tomorrow, I will apply to primary and secondary schools to develop extracurricular interests, and I will go in person!"

Li Xinran looked at Jiao'er's murderous look and said, "Stop poisoning the future of the motherland!"

"Who made them irritate me?" Yao Sheng said coldly, "Elementary school students must accept the baptism of my love!"

Li Xinran wanted to cry without tears: "The elementary school students have provoked whoever they are!"

"Let's not talk about this, by the way, Xiao Wu'er seems to be opening a garden, and he didn't tell me about it." Yao Sheng said, "I won't go out during this period, and rest at home. Things on the Internet Well, I guess the two of them may not be able to do it, so help me keep an eye on it."

"Oh, my character! You really are the reincarnation of a domineering president who cares about the world and helps the world!"

Yao Sheng raised his chin, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you scared?"

Because Xie Shuangchen is a talkative person, Ye Ling answered everything he said, and after catching it, he would discuss it. The interaction between the audience and the actors in the outdoor performance was particularly good. If you glanced at me and said something, a live time would easily become longer.

After they finished speaking, everyone wanted to listen again. Ye Ling said: "We have a garden near here. If you want to hear what we have to say later, you can find 'Yongpingshe'." Open the code and face everyone, "This is Xie Shuangchen's WeChat account. If you have any questions or want to communicate and discuss, you can find him."

"Can you send a red envelope to take people away?" A girl asked loudly.

"Then make it bigger." Ye Ling didn't have too much emotional embellishment in his words, but it was this kind of tone that made people feel that he was serious and sincerely wanted to do this business, "then You still have to count the tax, we also pay taxes according to the law."

"Then before tax and after tax?" People asked again, and they heard that "tax" and "sleep" sound the same, which is also a common joke.

"They asked you." Ye Ling turned around and asked Xie Shuangchen, looking at him with a pair of dark eyes.

Xie Shuangchen was stunned for a moment, and said to the girl, "Do you have the nerve to separate me from our Teacher Ye?"

As soon as the girl opened her eyes, the others also said "Hey".

"Let me tell you, our Mrs. Ye remarried with me. Don't look at what he said. If I really left with someone, he would have to sit on the ground and cry?" Xie Shuangchen said sharply, "He is A person who says he doesn't want his body very much, but says 'get away from me' but whimpers in his heart and says 'what will I do if you leave', do you really believe what he says? "

Ye Ling said: "Xie Shuangchen, just make it up, if you make it up again, I'll kick you to death."

"Okay, okay, I won't make it up." Xie Shuangchen turned around and said in a low voice, "Anyway, it's true."

"You!" Ye Ling thought it was absolutely amazing.

Seeing that Ye Ling was choked, her expressionless face suddenly frowned, turning serious, her cheeks flushed, and she didn't know if she was angry at Xie Shuangchen or shy in front of so many people.

He thought he had become numb to Xie Shuangchen's shameless jokes, but now the time and place were different, and there was a group of people booing nonsense, so Xie Shuangchen almost had to kiss Ye Ling to prove his identity.

Ye Ling took a step back. If Xie Shuangchen dared to act shamelessly on the spot, he would dare to act homophobic on the spot.

In the end, Xie Shuangchen fooled it with the excuse of "this is our private affair", and asked everyone to add a scene to everyone after adding WeChat.

The crowd rushed over, and the excited girls inevitably rushed forward with full firepower. This rush would easily cause stumbling, and it was unknown who was going to hit the other. In the evening, there were some people who were getting excited after drinking, and even started fighting after going back and forth.

The scene got out of control in an instant and turned into a mess.

I don't know who shouted "the police are coming", and after a second of silence, everyone dispersed and fled.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

The police officer Xiao Zhang asked Xie Shuangchen with a serious face. He was in charge of this area. When he was on night shift, he received a call from the masses saying that there was a fight, which seriously affected social security. He did not expect to catch the two who were talking about cross talk, and a few who drank too much. drunk.

Xiao Zhang was really helpless, and wanted to ask them, is the spicy crayfish not tasty or the grilled fish is too fishy?Can you hear a fight when you listen to a cross talk?

How ugly is it?

"I..." Xie Shuangchen didn't know how to describe this strange thing. If he could hear the voices of the comrades in the police, he would probably agree crazily, "I just performed on the street with my partner. Let me show you, the fight really has nothing to do with us."

"He...he asked us to scan...wechat..." The drunk man had already started talking illogically, "then they started fighting."

"Sweeping WeChat?" Xiao Zhang asked, "Did they send you money? Comrade, if behaviors such as begging and performing arts in public places disturb order, you only need to impose corresponding public security punishments."

"No money! It's just a WeChat account!" Xie Shuangchen said, "You can check it if you don't believe me! I really don't know them, and this matter has nothing to do with us, Uncle Policeman!"

"Uncle policeman, we didn't fight on purpose." Another group of elder brothers said.

Xiao Zhang is crazy, he just graduated this year and was assigned here!Why does everyone call him Uncle Police?That young handsome guy called it forget it, what do you big brothers mean!

"To be called 'comrade'." Xiao Zhang said earnestly.He is not an old fritter in the police station, and he has not seen so many social news and strange things, so he can only forcefully suppress his complaints.He glanced at Xie Shuangchen and asked, "Why do I think you look familiar?"

"Huh? Does it look familiar?" Xie Shuangchen was afraid of being recognized, so he quickly lowered his head, "Maybe I just look like everyone."

The complaints that Xiao Zhang suppressed just now rebounded again, bro?Do you have something?Normal looking?Who are you humiliating? !

Ye Ling couldn't stand listening anymore, and said, "Then, what should we do about this?"

"Call the family members and tell them to come and pick up the man." Xiao Zhang said in a business-like manner.

This is bad, the two of them have a family member in Tianjin, and the last time they separated as if they had run away from home.The other family is a lively Qiong Yao show at eight o'clock, who cares?

Ye Ling was worrying about what to do about this matter, when she heard Xie Shuangchen, who had been lowering her head and pulling her shoulders, let out a sobbing sound.Ye Ling turned her head to look in horror, not knowing what happened.

"I don't have a home, I'm an orphan." Xie Shuangchen raised his head, tears streaming down his face, grabbed Xiao Zhang and said, "I was adopted by my old father since I was a child, and there are a few older brothers. The old father died Afterwards, my brothers took away all the family property and left me with nothing. I don’t have a high degree of education and no culture, so I was forced to perform on the street..."

He didn't lie, Ye Ling looked at Xie Shuangchen speechlessly, thinking that your satin coat betrayed you, young master.

"Look at my clothes!" Xie Shuangchen said so far, "I can only afford this kind of satin fabric, I can't even afford a cotton coat!"

Okay, Ye Ling praised him in her heart, you can act.

"I'm only 22 years old this year, why did fate treat me like this?" Xie Shuangchen had already started to ask the sky, and only a "Symphony of Fate" was needed to set off the atmosphere.

"Then..." Xiao Zhang still had too little experience, and his heart felt a little loose, so he asked Ye Ling, "What about your relatives?"

Ye Ling really wanted to ask him, is it none of my business?

No matter how he thought about it, his face still looked the same, his black eyes looked at Xiao Zhang, he was so pitiful and innocent.

"He... Hey!" Xie Shuangchen wiped away tears, "This is really a child without a mother, and he is no better than me. He has a family and can't go back. I really feel sorry for me..."

"No, what's the situation in your family?" Xiao Zhang asked a lot.

Ye Ling looked at Xie Shuangchen calmly, her expression seemed to say: You continue to make up.

Xie Shuangchen took a deep breath, as if he was about to face some painful memories, but forced by reality, he had to say: "He ran away from home to be with me... Hey, I am incapable, and I can't even support him. If we can’t pay the rent, we will be kicked out, and finally something like this happened... We can really be a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks! If it doesn’t work, I can only sell myself!” He cried and threw Ye Ling took her arms into her arms, as if confessing the funeral.

Not to mention Ye Ling, Xiao Zhang and the fighting brothers fell silent.

Xiao Zhang's heart went crazy.This is how to do?It's okay to catch up with the two young people who are living in a sad life, but it turns out that they are still gay young people!Shouldn't he just let them call him 'Comrade Police'?How to deal with this kind of thing?Will it be cremated by Weibo if it is not handled properly?

No!Your career has just begun!How can you fold two gay guys!

Still two such poor gays!No matter how much you force your family, you will have to sell yourself!

Prostitution is illegal!

The police officer Xiao Zhang made a very important decision this night, he wants to fight crimes!

In the late night of early autumn in Beijing, the breeze blows, reducing the humidity and heat, making people feel refreshed.

The surroundings have fallen into a deep sleep, only the shadows of street lamps and trees and occasional passing vehicles accompany the night returner.

"Huh—" Xie Shuangchen stretched his waist, "I'm really exhausted."

"I'm tired enough to listen to it." Ye Ling commented.

"Then do you think we came out safely?" Xie Shuangchen said, "This is the wisdom of the people."

Ye Ling snorted coldly: "You are a rascal."

"As long as it works."

"Whatever you like, don't drag me into acting in the future." Ye Ling said, "What kind of plot do you think you made up? If it becomes true, you'll be ashamed, and I will Woolen cloth."

"What plot?" Xie Shuangchen asked with a smile, "Tell me."

"That's...that's what you said about us..." Suddenly mentioning it, Ye Ling became a little hesitant.If it wasn't a joke, it would be a little strange to talk about it every day.

"Don't you also take advantage of me?" Xie Shuangchen said, "You still let me pick up guests, I'm still not happy."

"Then I won't talk about it." Ye Ling is easy to be serious, if Xie Shuangchen says he is not happy, he can never mention it in the future.

Xie Shuangchen's heart was moved by that serious gentleman who could take jokes as truth, and wanted to tease Ye Ling very much.He turned his hands behind his back and said leisurely, "I don't think that's the case."

"What's the matter?" Ye Ling asked.

"We are A and B, and we can say whatever we want, because we are not ourselves. It doesn't matter whether the audience likes to listen or who likes to listen, isn't it over?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Why, Teacher Ye, since you It’s easy to take everything seriously, why come here to mess with this business? This business, I’m most afraid of taking it seriously, it’s so boring.”

"I……"

"That's not true. You never take it seriously when you are someone else. You only take it so seriously when I say 'that'. Could it be that unfortunately I got what I said?" Xie Shuangchen pretended to be surprised, "Oh my God , I really didn’t see it, you hide it so deeply? Do you think it’s an eyesore when I hang out in front of you every day?”

"Are you sleepy?" Ye Ling said, "Although it's midnight, there's no need to talk in your sleep, right?"

"You're just talking in your sleep." Xie Shuangchen twitched the corner of his mouth, and leaned into Ye Ling's ear and said, "Deniation is the truth. You don't have any other thoughts in your heart, so you don't allow me to say that? You... Did you see me?"

Ye Ling said: "Why should I look at an illiterate?"

"Hey, that's what you said." Xie Shuangchen felt that Ye Ling was very confused, but it didn't matter, his style was enough, "Then why did you accompany me here and there? You still hugged me when I was crying ? It’s easy to run away from home with me? I’m no longer the beloved little fifth master. Now no one praises me. Didn't you feel very reluctant when you lost me? Why don't you run away now? Teacher Ye, Mr. Ye, Brother Ye, what do you mean?"

Xie Shuangchen talked and smiled, and hooked Ye Ling's chin with his fingers.