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The non-famous LGBT group Yong Ping Society will premiere at a theater in Beixinqiao this Saturday at [-]:[-].

In fact, it is a shop facing the street.

The publicity had been sent out a few days ago, and Xie Shuangchen's fans were very excited.Finally, I can buy a ticket to watch the corner, and the corner is also performing three shows, and everyone is busy telling everyone how lively it is.

In fact, Xie Shuangchen didn't want to play three, he was too tired, but there was no one in the backstage, so he couldn't help it.

Wang Zheng originally said he would come, but he worked overtime temporarily.Xie Shuangchen asked Liu Changyi to come over and play an opening script, so that Cai Lu and Yang would do one job, Yang and Chen would do one job, and he and Ye Ling would have three interspersed between them, making up six, and the night before was considered full of sincerity.

"How are the tickets selling?" Ye Ling asked Xie Shuangchen while licking the yogurt cover.

Xie Shuangchen sat in front of the computer with his chin propped up, dangling his legs, and said, "Seven seven eight eight."

"That's okay, I still don't think you can sell a single one. Your fans can be found everywhere in the country, and it's not a star who can travel thousands of miles to watch a concert. This situation is pretty good." Ye Ling Said, "Why do you still look unhappy?"

"Because I have no idea." Xie Shuangchen said frankly.

Ye Ling took out the piece of paper with the program list from Xie Shuangchen's desk, which was carefully arranged by Xie Shuangchen.The first one is Liu Changyi's Allegro book "Linglong Tower" and "Wine Fan", the second one is "Fenhe Bay" by him and Xie Shuangchen, the third one is "Priority of the Three Kingdoms" by Chen Xu and Yang Qirui, and the fourth one is He and Xie Shuangchen's "Priority of the Three Kingdoms" Xie Shuangchen's "Business Theory", five one "Drama Fan" by Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang, six one, that is, the finale is "Drama and Dialect" by him and Xie Shuangchen.

It has everything.

"Go to line up tomorrow?" Ye Ling asked.

"Well, tomorrow is Friday, people don't have time to work during the day, so they have to work at night." Xie Shuangchen said, "We still have to recruit people, hey, why don't we go to the theater school to see?"

Ye Ling said: "Don't think about it, let's deal with what is in front of us first."

Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling had dinner in the theater, and before they finished packing, people started arriving one after another.

"Ouch, Teacher Liu!" Seeing Liu Changyi coming in, Xie Shuangchen hurried forward to greet him, "Didn't I tell you not to come, it's a big night. We just went through a cutscene to rehearse, I still don't believe in your artistic attainments? "

"Don't be poor, kid." Liu Changyi smiled gently, "I haven't seen you for a long time, come and have a look." He looked at Ye Ling again, and Ye Ling said obediently: "Hello, Teacher Liu."

"Hello, hello." Liu Changyi shook hands with Ye Ling.

He is very nice, but the way he handles things has a very strong sense of youth, which reminds Ye Ling of many of his old professors.

"How is your time?" Liu Changyi asked.

"Hey, it's still like that." In terms of seniority, Xie Shuangchen and Liu Changyi are of the same generation, but Liu Changyi is much older than Xie Shuangchen, and he watched Xie Shuangchen grow up. Xie Shuangchen's feelings for Liu Changyi are more like a family elder, and it is inevitable to talk A little childish, "Look, I've left in despair. It's because my master's spirit in heaven has blessed me that this garden can be opened." He raised his fists in the sky as he spoke to show his respect.

"But I think you are very popular." Liu Changyi said, "You are very popular on the Internet."

Xie Shuangchen waved his hand: "It's all floating clouds, and only by selling tickets can we see the truth."

The two gossiped a few more words, and when they talked about Xie Shuangchen's senior brothers, Liu Changyi glanced at Ye Ling, Xie Shuangchen understood, and said to Ye Ling: "Mr. Ye, can you help us make a pot of tea?" Is it?"

Ye Ling nodded in understanding, got up and left.

Seeing Ye Ling walking away, Liu Changyi lowered his voice and said to Xie Shuangchen: "Your second brother has noticed the things you toss about outside."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Just say what you know."

Seeing that Ye Ling didn't come back, Liu Changyi said: "Your second brother, you understand, what good things can he say to you? It's nothing more than not doing business properly, not following the rules, embarrassing Mr. Xie, and embarrassing the patriarch."

Xie Shuangchen had an expression of "I knew it": "I really think that the second senior brother also suffered from culture. It's just a few words. Who can shout from the air? If you have the ability, come to my garden Make trouble, whoever is ashamed knows it in his heart."

"Hey, why do you have to confront him?" Liu Changyi sighed.

"Ms. Liu, what you said, is it me who is against him?" Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "It's obvious that he won't let me go, and just gossips about me with just one mouth. Why doesn't he fight with me? ? He has to beat me too!"

Liu Changyi said: "It's true that he has something wrong, but if you behave yourself and don't let him find out what's wrong, can he jump so high?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "It was he who bullied me first, and it was enough for me not to splash paint on their door. Is there anything wrong with me? Teacher Liu, you really don't love me anymore." His first sentence was already a little displeased , but when he thought of Liu Changyi's character, the last half of the sentence turned into a half-joking nature.

Most people work with each other, and when judging other people's experiences, they always like to hit [-] boards each to show justice.But Xie Shuangchen was not like this. His senior brother made things difficult for him, so he just wanted to confront his senior brother.Liu Changyi's words sounded uncomfortable to him, but he didn't blame Liu Changyi. After all, he supported him with practical actions. When his colleagues in the circle were ignoring Yang Shuanglin and ignored him, he came to support him alone.

But there is a generation gap between the two of them, Xie Shuangchen respects Liu Changyi, but it's a pity that they have different opinions.

Xie Shuangchen understood that Liu Changyi was sending him a letter to remind him, and when the point was over, the topic changed and he was joking, Ye Ling came back.

After all, Ye Ling can't brew tea for more than ten minutes, it's too fake.

After the others arrived, everyone connected with each other to adjust their status.Xie Shuangchen felt that he was the only one who was nervous, but he didn't expect the others to be more nervous than him.

"No way." Xie Shuangchen said, "Isn't it the first time for the brothers to be on stage?"

Cai Xunshang said embarrassingly: "It's been a while since I acted, and it's very raw."

Lu Xunhan said with a sad face, "I'm so anxious that I can't sleep."

Xie Shuangchen held his forehead: "It's okay, don't worry."

"Yeah, young man, what a big deal." Yang Qirui had already served the teacup, and the tea was steaming, "If you want to open it up, it's no different from going to work."

Cai Xunshang smiled and said: "You are leisurely at work, it's great to be a civil servant, iron rice bowl."

"Waste your youth to support your family." Yang Qirui sighed, "You can't accomplish anything in your 40s."

Cai Xunshang said: "Don't tell me, you are only 40 years old. A man has 41 flowers. At your age, you can still be an outstanding and progressive youth."

Chen Xu who was at the side smiled and said, "You are optimistic." He and Ye Ling were in the same school and the same college, so they were close relatives, so Ye Ling had to call him a senior brother in terms of knowledge.When two people are together, it is inevitable to talk about some things when they were studying in school, talk about which teacher is a master of technology, complain about which cafeteria's food is not good, and then recall the changes over the years.After Chen Xu graduated, he started working. He was the mainstay of the team when he was around 35 years old. When his career reached a higher level, Ye Ling was a little curious about why he came here to play amateur tickets.

"Maybe I'm not optimistic enough." Chen Xu said, "When things don't go well at work, family is certainly a safe haven, but there's no way to treat it as a life-saving straw. Going out to fiddle with hobbies can also be regarded as a way to relieve depression. mood, fortunately Brother Yang has time to fool around with me."

Yang Qirui just smiled after hearing this.

"Then let's talk about it." Xie Shuangchen stood up, and everyone thought he was going to say something bold to start a mobilization meeting or something, but he continued, "Get the ticket money first!"

In Ye Ling's mind, apart from the word "All right", there is really nothing else.

"Ouch!" Cai Xunshang spat out a mouthful of melon seeds, his expression twisted together, "Why do I eat all the bad ones today?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "You should have a strong hand."

At 07:30 on Saturday night, the cross talk conference of Yongping Society started on time.

Xie Shuangchen glanced from the backstage, the outside was full, and some extra seats were sold.This is not what he originally imagined. Such a hot scene is due to his good brother, good boy, and good comrade-in-arms—Comrade Yao Sheng suddenly decided to come to inspect and guide the work.

He reposted the propaganda of the Yongping Society, saying without warning that he was going to perform on stage for his younger brother.

Then in an instant, the ticket was gone, and there was even a scalper ticket.

Xie Shuangchen looked at the crowded audience, feeling very sad.

Yao Sheng didn't dress up today, but to show respect, he wore a suit, crossed his legs, crossed his hands and fingers, and pressed them lightly on his knees.

They old artists seem to like to sit like this.

Just hold a thermos in your hand and you're done.

The bamboo board at the front desk was crackling, Yao Sheng listened for a while, and asked Xie Shuangchen, "Why are you so worried? What's the matter?"

"I thought I had fans." Xie Shuangchen turned to look at him, "I didn't expect that Boss Yao would have to go out of his way to stimulate domestic demand. Are you about to catch up with the idol stars? I'm sure, there are scalpers! Eighty percent of the people sitting outside are girls, you are really a corner."

"Brother, don't you feel sorry for you?" Yao Sheng said bitterly, "May I give you a good start?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Why do I sound so awkward? Hey Lang Weixian, can your fans understand your singing?"

"Frankly speaking." Yao Sheng said, "I probably don't quite understand it."

Xie Shuangchen nodded: "Okay. What do you want to sing later? You haven't told me yet."

"Farewell My Concubine?" Yao Sheng said, "I feel like it will be very explosive."

Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm very homophobic, okay?"

Yao Sheng immediately ran to Ye Ling's side. Ye Ling was wearing a black coat and was relaxing on the sofa listening to music with his hands in his sleeves. He felt his body sinking. He opened his eyes, took off the earphones, and asked: "Boss Yao, what's the matter?"

"Ms. Ye!" Yao Sheng bluffed, "That bastard Xie Shuangchen really has a big problem! Just now I ordered "Farewell My Concubine" to sing with me! What do you think he is thinking?!"

Ye Ling said calmly: "Isn't it just a little gay?"

"I was really gay!" Yao Sheng said.

Xie Shuangchen shouted loudly: "Who is gay! Lang Weixian, don't be gay!"

"I beg you all to stop being gay." Ye Ling said, "If I do this again, I will really support discrimination and anti-gay."

Shi Xiangcheng was standing in the back row of the audience. No one wanted melon seed tea now. She was quite leisurely, so she quietly watched the performance on the stage.

Although the beginning of the interview day was a bit dramatic, after everyone sorted out their emotions, they still entered a more formal state.

"Please introduce yourself." Xie Shuangchen asked solemnly.

"My name is Shi Xiangcheng..."

"What?" Xie Shuangchen asked in surprise, "shit sausage? You...you're not kidding, are you? Your parents' taste is strong enough! You..."

"His name is Shi Xiangcheng!" Ye Ling hit Xie Shuangchen, "Don't be silly! She is a girl!"

"It's all right." Shi Xiangcheng said very calmly, "This nickname has been with me for many years, and I'm used to it."

"You graduated from Beijing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics? Did you learn to build airplanes? You are so awesome, why are you here as a waiter?" Xie Shuangchen was even more surprised when he saw Shi Xiangcheng's resume.what happened?How come one or both of them are high-achieving students and come to the grassroots?

What can be done about socialist modernization?

"That's fake, it's written in vain." Shi Xiangcheng explained, "I just graduated from junior high school and came to Beijing to hang out."

"oh oh."

In the next half an hour, Shi Xiangcheng showed Xie Shuangchen the humor and enthusiasm of a Northeast girl, and she also described her dream.Although the level of education is low, Shi Xiangcheng's conversation is very methodical and clever, and he was able to talk back and forth with Xie Shuangchen.

Ye Ling looked at Shi Xiangcheng carefully, and felt that it was not easy.

Maybe it was a coincidence, Xie Shuangchen readily accepted Shi Xiangcheng, and let her be the captain of the logistics brigade, mainly responsible for all trivial matters except the financial accident of the show.

Ever since, Shi Xiangcheng became the second manager in the Wing Ping Club, responsible for managing another part-time waiter aunt.

To put it bluntly, she is still the cleaning girl.

On the stage, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling performed "Fenhe Bay". This was originally a Peking Opera piece, which told the story of Xue Rengui and Liu Yinhuan.

The previous nonsense is over, and it is time to enter the real life.

"How many characters are there in "Fenhe Bay"?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Two." Ye Ling said, "One Xue Rengui, one Liu Yinhuan, two people."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "Who are you playing and who shall I play?"

Ye Ling said: "Let me play Xue Rengui, and you play Liu Yinhuan."

Xie Shuangchen asked with his hands behind his back, "What's the relationship between these two people?"

Ye Ling said naturally: "Husband and wife relationship! Couple, lover, couple."

"Oh, I see. You play Xue Rengui, and I play Liu Yinhuan." Xie Shuangchen said, "Liu Yinhuan belongs to Xue Rengui..."

"Daughter-in-law." Ye Ling gestured, "You are my wife."

"Oh hello!" Xie Shuangchen shook off the handkerchief on the table to cover half of his face, "You said this yourself."

Ye Ling remembered that it was not like this during the platoon, but on the stage he could only follow along and say: "Ah, I said that."

Xie Shuangchen sat on the table with one leg, twisted his waist, and patted the table with a smile.

Ye Ling wondered: "Why?"

"Come up." Xie Shuangchen urged.

"What am I... going up for?" Ye Ling could guess that Xie Shuangchen had no good intentions, but he didn't really want to cooperate.

"Do what you need to do." Xie Shuangchen almost lay down on the table, and reached out to touch Ye Ling's face. His slender fingers slid down, and Ye Ling was blinded. Xie Shuangchen said: "Let's Do you take off your coat or your pants first? Do you eat first or eat me first?"

The audience has already heard "噫" one after another.

"Stop messing around!" Ye Ling pushed Xie Shuangchen off the table, "Well! Aren't you singing an opera? Why are you taking off your clothes for dinner?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Isn't it a husband and wife show!"

"Then you can't take off your clothes!" Ye Ling patted the table, "Why are you still sitting on the table? Why don't you take a sauna by the way?"

"Don't you like being on the ground?" Xie Shuangchen was very reasonable, "Say it earlier."

"You don't even look at you, who wants you?" Ye Ling said.

"What's wrong with me?" Xie Shuangchen pointed at Ye Ling and said, "You are a scumbag who has always been a mess!"

"Okay." Ye Ling planned to leave the keyboard with both hands, to see what Xie Shuangchen could come up with, "Then you take it off first, I am the master and you are the wife, the master wants to see the wife and take off first."

If you play with me now, then I will play with you to the end.

The audience booed and called Xie Shuangchen off, which made Xie Shuangchen a little embarrassed.But it was all said here, and no one could do anything, Xie Shuangchen could only sigh three times, with a sad expression, and slowly unbuttoned himself.

That pitiful look looks like Ye Ling forced Liang into prostitution.

Ye Ling couldn't take it anymore, so she stopped her: "Don't show off your figure! If you want to take it off, you should take it off well, or if you don't, don't be disgusting!"

"Oh, then I won't take it off." Xie Shuangchen returned to normal in a second, and said to the audience with a smile, "You are really beautiful."

"Don't talk nonsense, what's the matter, you still have to wear a thong?" Ye Ling said, "Hey, what's the matter, are you disobedient? The master wants to see the wife take off her clothes."

The audience saw that Ye Ling didn't want this to pass, and the wave of enthusiasm rose again.

If Xie Shuangchen died, it would be because of talking too much.

"Ah——" Xie Shuangchen sat down along the table, rolled up the tablecloth, hugged the legs of the table and cried loudly, "Little nun, I am only twenty-eight years old! My youth was humiliated and dominated by Ye Ling! I am originally from a good family." People! Not..."

"Go, go, go!" Ye Ling simply kicked Xie Shuangchen to the side, and Xie Shuangchen even went "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!", and rolled down the stage by himself.

"Get out of here!" Ye Ling yelled, and Xie Shuangchen said "Oh, oh, oh!"Ye Ling was laughed angrily by Xie Shuangchen, and turned to the audience, "I don't know where other people's Liu Yinhuan came from. My Liu Yinhuan may have opened a shampoo room in the alley before and played Human Hot Wheels on the square." He turned to Xie Shuangchen With a wave of his hand, "Go back, right? Then stop talking nonsense, let's start now."

The two moved the table to the back to make room for the stage. Xie Shuangchen needed to dress up because he was playing a female role, and Ye Ling introduced the plot at the front to fill in the blank time.

The costume of a cross talk actor is to pretend to be ugly. Xie Shuangchen took a white square scarf folded into a triangle and wrapped it around a headscarf. He stepped forward coyly and asked Ye Ling: "Is your wife beautiful?"

"It's almost done." Ye Ling said calmly, "You're almost catching up with the real minefield fighters."

Xie Shuangchen also hunched over and sneaked into the village like a ghost.

The audience laughed.

Shi Xiangcheng also wanted to eat melon seeds in the back. These two people were lawless and rascals on stage, especially Xie Shuangchen was even more unpredictable, looking at flowers in the fog and looking at the moon in the water.To use Shi Xiangcheng's words to describe it as "a big gay seems straight, and a big straight seems gay". This person, once he takes things to the extreme, often makes people foolishly unclear whether it is true or false, black or white.

She silently sighed in her heart, thinking that being a cleaning girl in the Yongping Club is a promising job.

The last show was by Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling. After the end, the audience was still in high spirits. The two of them returned to the show once and talked about a short paragraph. At this time, they were supposed to perform some more small shows, but there was another one later. Yao Sheng, Xie Shuangchen used opera to lure Yao Sheng out.

Many viewers waited all night and finally got the corner.

"Thank you, thank you." Yao Sheng came to the stage gracefully in a suit and thanked everyone with cupped fists.Ye Ling consciously stood to the side, Xie Shuangchen still stood in his place, and let Yao Sheng stand in the middle.

"This is my senior brother." Xie Shuangchen made a very simple and rude relationship when he came up, "We used to live together, and we studied opera together..." Before he finished what he said, the audience was already screaming Alright, let the stage sing one.

"I'm here today to cheer on my junior brother." Yao Sheng laughed, "He asked me before he came, what should we sing, senior brother? I said you can choose yourself...you have to say what kind of heart this person is, he I ordered "Farewell My Concubine", and I said whoever you sing, I will sing who? He said..." Yao Sheng imitated Xie Shuangchen's tone and said casually, "He said, 'Then I will sing Ji'."

The audience burst into laughter, and even Ye Ling couldn't help but touch his forehead.

"Don't, don't, don't! Brother! Purify the stage!" Xie Shuangchen hurriedly stopped Yao Sheng, "I dare not compete with you!"

Yao Sheng was a very stable person, and he said without blushing, "Then you will sing Ba Wang, and I will sing Yu Concubine?"

"Okay, I haven't sung for a long time, and today I'm showing my ugly face!" Xie Shuangchen murmured, "Anyway, I haven't seen such a tall Concubine Yu for a long time."

Yao Sheng said: "What's the matter, or we can just sing Wujiang's suicide?"

"Can't I live two more seconds?!" Xie Shuangchen said, "That's why you died first!"

Yao Sheng didn't pay attention to Xie Shuangchen, and didn't give Xie Shuangchen any time to prepare. He cleared his throat and said, "My lord—" The voice immediately changed from a refined and elegant man to a charming woman.

Eye waves flow, upside down all living beings.

But the problem is that in this play, Concubine Yu called "The Great King" hundreds of times or dozens of times. Xie Shuangchen didn't know what Yao Sheng was going to sing. After thinking about it, he happily decided to pick up Concubine Yu The part about suicide in the account!

Little Fifth Master said happily: "Concubine——"

Ye Ling stood by and quietly watched the two kill each other.However, from the perspective of a person who understands opera, the cooperation and singing of these two people are excellent, and it is very enjoyable to listen to.The only regret may be that Xie Shuangchen is young, and his voice is not rough enough. It's okay to be a bully, but he can't sing Xiang Yu who can pull mountains and rivers.

But the audience doesn't care about this, just be lively and happy, and have great visual and auditory enjoyment.

Ye Ling also thought it was very good, and even felt that Xie Shuangchen was a bit handsome when he sang.

It's different than usual.

The premiere ended with warm applause, and all the actors came to the stage to take a curtain call. Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling stood in the middle, Yao Sheng stood on Xie Shuangchen's side, Cai Xun, Shang Lu Xunhan on his side, and Chen Xu, Yang Qirui and Liu Changyi on the other side .

Xie Shuangchen said a few words of summary and thanks, the audience applauded, and Xie Shuangchen's heart that had been anxious finally calmed down.

It's perfect tonight.

Unexpectedly, when he was stepping off the stage, Cai Xunshang stepped on the hem of his coat, and jumped on the person in front of him without standing still.

The one in front was unprepared, and Cai Xunshang threw himself on him, crushing him.

The actors on the stage and the audience below were taken aback.

After the curtain call, can there be a stage accident?Is it too bad?

The worst thing was that the person who was thrown down by Cai Xunshang was Yao Sheng.

"Hey! Brother! I can't stand you!" Xie Shuangchen turned his head and saw the person lying in front of him. He covered his face with his hands in surprise, but his eyes were open, "No, no! Such a big gift! I can't see it!"

"Xie Shuangchen, die to me!" Yao Sheng shouted.

But the next day when this story was posted on the Internet, things changed. Yao Sheng's fans were very defensive. This pheasant who didn't know where it came from actually pushed their horns to the ground?What should I do if I am injured?What if I hurt my face?Can he afford it!This is a national treasure character!

Out of anger, they wanted to cremate Cai Xunshang Weibo, but they couldn't find anyone because they were too transparent.

Cai Xunshang is half a head shorter than Yao Sheng, and everyone pushes him back and forth. This is like a pheasant crushing a phoenix, and he doesn't even look at his own virtues if he wants to be in the top position.

It is embarrassing.

"It's miserable, it's so miserable." Xie Shuangchen couldn't help but want to laugh after scrolling through Weibo in the background, and said to Cai Xunshang, "What if you knocked someone else down? Just because of the explosive temper of Boss Yao's fans, boy, I I can’t bear to watch it, it’s miserable! Unless I change my fate against the sky!”

Cai Xunshang said with a strong face and a smile: "I think I... can save it again..."

"What should I do? Will you be human fleshed? Will you be forced to leave the stage? Will you be sacked?" Lu Xunhan walked around anxiously, and the paranoia of persecution broke out. exploded.

"Not at all." Xie Shuangchen said, "It should be over in a while."

By the time their show was over on Sunday, the storm had indeed dissipated.

why?

Because Yao Sheng found it very troublesome, he simply spent money to put Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling on the trending list.After all, Xie Shuangchen has worked so hard to open the business, so he has to save face and divert the firepower.

The video that came out on the Internet was of Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling's Fenhe Bay. Passers-by thought it was a show performed by a little idol from some performing arts company, but they made a fuss about it for a long time.Is the competition in the cross talk industry so fierce?Is it so hard?People can't help discussing the way out of traditional art today, and voices are endless.

Yang Shuanglin could see the tossing so much.

The next day, he posted a Weibo with an unknown meaning of shouting across the air.

"It's bad manners, it's an insult to the teacher."